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1ericayu1 · 7 months
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My Reylo doodles(77/?)  
What are you?
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kusurrone · 7 months
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mellybabbles · 4 months
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hey uh, I hope you know that sleepystars, one of your mutuals is in their 30s. Just wanted to give you a headsup
You could not have chosen a WORSE mutual to frame palio I'm literally voice calling with him HE'S LITERALLY MY BEST FRIEND Mate, you dingleberry Keep your fucking dumbass rumors to yourself you drama obsessed fuck
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lavarend · 1 year
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What if, soon we’ll be going around asking “what are the specs for your brain bro?” And shit like that.
Edit: forgot to provide context, but I basically went down a rabbit hole in my brain after thinking about things like “What if I could just add ram to my brain? That’d be nice.” and then it went to hard drives, graphics cards (to fix bad vision), and so on. But now im just sitting here at 11:57pm, panicking, because I don’t know where these thoughts came from. Like, I have no idea how I got here. Where am I? What am I? WHAT ARE YOU!?
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rebelcaptain4life · 1 year
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Tim Bradford is the cop version of Gordon Ramsay - extremely mean to adults but super kind to kids
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frozenoj · 1 year
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hichdjb · 1 year
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so apparently my art is gonna be in the background of a Netflix show???
for context: I'm currently in highschool and Netflix is going to film a show set in a highschool so they got some artwork off the walls n stuff to put in the background to make it ✨ authentic✨ (and also prolly to save on budget tbh) and something I made for an art project got chosen?? So my art is going to show up in I Netflix film ig. I most likely won't watch the show because I tend to dislike ✨ teenager movies✨ with 💅drama 💅 but I'll update with that eventually maybe. If the art shows up I'm probably only really going to be able to write down a timestamp because you can't screenshot Netflix and Tumblr doesn't like me putting photos into posts but yeah. Newest featured artist on Netflix: some nerd from a highschool in literally the middle of nowhere. Where's the artist from? Idk cactus town! So yeah that's neat ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯ (⁠ヘ⁠・⁠_⁠・⁠)⁠ヘ⁠┳⁠━⁠┳ (⁠/⁠¯⁠◡⁠ ⁠‿⁠ ⁠◡⁠)⁠/⁠¯⁠ ⁠~⁠ ⁠┻━⁠┻
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clairehadenough · 5 months
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So after claiming Chris wasn’t in PT in May 2023 & the photo from that time was actually in LA or earlier now they are saying the latest restaurant pic is possibly from when Chris & AB were in PT in May 2023.🤦🏻‍♀️ / They can’t even keep up with their lies 😂 their sources told them he was in MASS when the May trip to Portugal happened 🤣 but now the photo was from May 😂😂😂😂😂😂 what happened to the Nobu restaurant? 😂
That’s being a delulu for you😅
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yaje-draws · 2 years
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I'm back >:3🥪
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Mortimer calling nick an idiot sandwich
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pr0udn3rd · 9 months
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I fucking love Gordon Ramsay’s 24 Hours to Hell and Back. It is the most dramatic over the top show and I love it. Because Gordon Ramsay disguised as a hillbilly traveling French musician walks into a restaurant like an undercover agent. There’s blood in his food and the owner throws a glass at someone in the back and there’s dead mice in the toaster. Then he stands up and tears off his latex face all dramatic like “FUCKING HELL you’re not running a restaurant, you’re running a health hazard.” And you’re like “this place needs to be bulldozed yesterday there’s no saving it” but Gordon Ramsay’s like “gimme me 24 hours.” Gordon Ramsay proceeds to be the incarnation of “wtf is wrong with you get your shit together and take some goddamn responsibility” for the next 24 hours and it WORKS. And then when it’s all done with the tip of his hat he goes off into the sunset to help the next business while everyone is crying and cheering him on like a western vigilante.
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Lt. Sadi Ratan: Go fuck yourself.
Jo Gar: Fuck me yourself, you coward.
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krystaloona · 1 year
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I think I would have loved Sailor Mercury but my GOD do I hate her hair.
Yeah I’m the basic ass bitch who dismissed this whole wonderful character because of her hairstyle lmfao.
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hangmanbrainrot · 1 year
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"They’d dumped an empty pine box into the ground, marked it with a stone, and now he was just supposed to go on living and pretend like the air wasn’t thinner and the nights weren’t longer and the earth wasn’t smaller." 😭😭😭 plz write more hangster
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thank you my sweet anon friend. 🥹 this just made my day. even if it was so sad.
bigger than the whole sky
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dragonwinga535 · 2 years
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Can you still be considered a genius if you win a Rubik’s cube competition by rearranging all the little colour stickers on the cube?
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Tolkien is having his first ever egg. It’s. Not going well.
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