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izzy-b-hands · 6 months

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I swear I'm going to sleep soon but first

My prints from @sunnibits shop got here yesterday and they're!!! perfect!!!!

#text and photo post #art #izzy hands #they're lovely quality and gorgeous and I can't decide yet where to put them on the walls in my room #so for now they're tucked into this wire picture frame i have along with my pic of Nisha lol #but i can see them as i finally force myself to lay down and sleep before it hits 5 am #he types at 4:41 as if he doesn't take ages to actually fall asleep lmaoooo #fr tho go check out sunni's shop i had the hardest time narrowing it down to just two! (what i had saved up for for the time being 😅)

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manchineelpkmn · 2 years

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Do you have Hydreigon over in Galar? If you ever see one, would you mind drawing it? ((OOC: I’m not sure if you take requests, but I would love to see what a Hydreigon would look like in your style.))

Hydreigon are extremely rare in Galar, but they are around. There's plenty of pictures that the Professor has taken of a few named specimens around the Lake Of Outrage. I can't draw one from life (nor would I like to approach a wild Hydreigon), but I can certainly reference a previously taken photograph.

Hydreigon are not closely related to other Dragon types. To my knowledge, Hydreigon are not closely related to anything alive today. The changes they go through during their evolution are bizarre: They have perfectly functional eyes but rarely use them. They begin with perfectly functional forelimbs, which degenerate and disappear with later evolutions, only to have them replaced by Hydreigon's lesser heads. None of its six wings can achieve powered flight; Its body is filled with gas bladders that allow it to levitate while the wings are used primarily to steer. It is not efficient, at all.

Hydreigon's brain (singular) is not located in any of its heads, it is nested deep in the center of its body, in a position analogous to the human heart. Only the greater head is capable of sight and actions like swallowing food. The lesser heads have no such abilities, they are both completely blind and despite being covered in taste receptors, have no method with which to eat or drink. The holes present in the 'throat' only lead to the Hydreigon's respiratory system. As it stands, they may be better compared to an extremely convoluted set of nostrils capable of biting a human arm clean off.

Hydreigon is best known for its destructive capabilities and foul temperament. The reputation is not unearned, as they are incredibly brazen in picking battles, are highly territorial, and are very capable of killing a human being with little effort.

One thing they are often accused of is human predation. This is patently false, as any UltraWeb search engine could tell you. A Hydreigon may grievously injure a human with a 'test' bite from one of the lesser heads, but there is almost no Pokemon that will intentionally target any human as a prey item (I hear we are not very nutritionally dense or tasty).

Most recorded attacks by Hydreigon on humans are taste-tests, followed by territorial bellows and Dragon Pulse warning shots. They will inflate the ring of wattles on all three of its heads, scream, and fire colorful pulse-type attacks until the offending party has been successfully escorted an acceptable distance away.

Often, those who have experienced this threat display will swear up and down that they were almost mauled to death, and that they barely escaped the hellish rain of Dragon energy with their lives. Anybody being regaled with this type of story should know: any Hydreigon can cleave a person in two with very little effort. It can fly faster than any human sprinter, and it can smell your sweat a mile downwind. If it wanted them dead, they would be dead.

#hydreigon #pokemon #arsene art #text and photo post #pokemon behavior #pokemon biology #anon asks

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emptyjunior · 1 month

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I think having a baby niece is great cause my brother will send me just a constant stream of messages that sound indistinguishable from how someone at Jurassic park would text if they were being hunted by the raptor

#damn they got him #jurassic park #jurassic world #text post #photo post

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anarkiddo · 4 months

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man imagine posting this shit under a lesbian’s autobiography knowing that your review is A) one of few one star reviews B) will contribute in preventing people from reading it. this makes me dread publishing shit

#text post #discourse #photo post #lesbophobia

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taffywabbit · 11 months

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reminding myself there are no truly "bad days", because every single day, someone somewhere in the world has taken a photo of an extremely tiny animal and shown it to someone else, and that's very good actually

#buny text #bless the people who take photos of incredibly small baby bunnies and post them on line. they are what keeps me going #when i was running the bunnieswithVGM twitter it was like. genuinely a healing experience getting to look at rabbit photos regularly #i highly recommend looking at pics of very small rabbits and thinking to yourself 'you tiny fucking thing. how do you exist'#it's very important and also fun. and then you can share those images with a friend #the tiny fucking animals on the internet are free and you can take them with you

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bloodcrosses · 9 months

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Finding my writing hand again.

#writing #text and photo post #sadness #sad #life #reflections #prequel app #text #photo #depression #personal #it's mydarkrosegarden from instagram fyi <333

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stewykablooey · 11 months

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#photo version of my text post #im killing myself #succession #succession spoilers #shiv roy #m

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bruciemilf · 1 month

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How do think everyone in the batfamily would react to meeting Thomas and Martha?

Tim: [Conspiracy theorist noises, no one knows if they’re good or bad]

Jason: great, more rich people. Not like we have enough of those. [Loves Martha and wants to know if Catherine is okay, if there’s even a possibility of knowing.]

Dick: sorry I knocked off your ashes while doing gymnastics, grandpa. I think you were in the vacuum cleaner for a while :/

Thomas: meh, it happens :D as long as you’re having fun!

Duke: ok so wait. You’re telling me Gotham used to be WORSE?

Damian: [Keeps getting his cheeks pinched] Can you purchase the government and make animal abuse punishable by hanging?

Thomas: I’m sure we can make that happen! Anything for my little man!

Bruce: Father :|

Thomas: What, I miss the death penalty. Now those were the days.

Bruce: Mother!

Martha: Don’t look at me. I made Luigi Maroni drink a bleach cocktail for kicking a cat.

Damian: …You’ve earned my admiration, Grandmother.

#I like them they’re so fun and I think Thomas should be a deranged little freak #dc #dc comics #bruce wayne #dick grasyon #jason todd #tim drake #damian wayne #martha wayne #they also make Alfred blush a LOT and I’m gonna post a photo album edit full of Wayne memories #I LOVE THEMMM #batfamily #text post #batman #thomas wayne #incorrect quotes #incorrect batfamily quotes

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neo--queen--serenity · 5 months

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plot twist: Akutagawa has been shooting his shot since season 1 and is just really, really bad at it

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hannibard · 11 months

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#will graham #hannibal lecter #hannibal #hannigram #photo #my edit #crack #meme #shitpost #tumblr text post #this is my favorite scene from the show #esp when will leans on hannibal all pained and hannibal somewhat hugs him #i swoon every time #bryan fuller #@greelin #crispy

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izzy-b-hands · 8 months

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Loooook at this Boy

(one of Housemate's cats and one of the Best Boys)

#text and photo post #cat #his brother is asleep in a chewy box on the other side of the room but i cant see him well enough to take a pic

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manchineelpkmn · 2 years

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Had the pleasure of seeing a trainer’s non-battling Eevee, did some more gestural drawings while I had the chance. I think she has some kind of bone density problem, which disqualifies her from any activity more strenuous than a romp in the park. She is however perfectly suited to the very difficult job of being too cute, all of the time forever.

#eevee #arsene art #pokemon #text and photo post

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emptyjunior · 2 months

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