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blorb-el · 3 months

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superman: lost finale

tldr: huge L for people who want to see clark reintegrate into his life with people who love and accept him even when he doesn't feel he's 'being' correctly due to his enormous amounts of horrible trauma (me). but also huge W for people who want to look at clark ultimately addressing his trauma by doing something so batshit insane he would never ever inflict on another person but his self standards are so toxic babygirl you are SO fucked up (also me)

short plot recap: at the end of this issue, clark and hope go back in spacetime to the beginning of where he was dumped out of the space trawler's ship, and send past!clark back to earth. then the clark we've been following goes on to help the evacuation for ten years, and then become the time loop clark we saw in issue 7, warning his past self not to try to escape, while the past!clark he and hope sent back goes on to live with lois and be the in-continuity clark we're familiar with.

various disorganized notes upon this:

clois book and clois divorce book at the same time

the book is metacommentary on how editorial will never allow clark to actually have lasting effects from trauma because that's not marketable/palatable to people both inside the dcu and outside

nerds bein like 'ohhh that's not how time travel works' news flash: time travel is not real its a storytelling device. if it serves the author then it's how it works

i. loved lois in this. all throughout. i know some people think she's ooc but she's so angry and compassionate and her concern and drive is what intersects with clark's self sacrificial brain in the end to make his FUCKED UP choice it is just. tickles the brain in a capital T Tragedy way. fatal strengths/fatal flaws chefs kiss

immediately headcanoning Gatekeeper/timeloop clark to eventually become the superman-null of Strange Visitor even though i think he was visually based on Maggin's Ghost of Superman Future from Superman 416 (which, if you like time loops, you should read, and if you dont like time loops you should read anyway because it fucks). let me have this. or, i know that Gatekeeper says he's had this conversation over and over, but i would would also accept if he figures out how to break it eventually and then becomes an iterant space paladin

the hope-is-pregnant jumpscare was. fine whatever 😔 a concession to serialized storytelling demanding cliffhangers. shoutout to parthenogenesis was nice but That Aint How It Works......like That's The Point Of Asexual Reproduction You Don't Need Another Person's DNA.......

this issue was fun to read alongside the current arc of WF since mark waid is also pointing out clark's flaw of impossibly impossibly high standards for himself in the way that main universe clark is so furious and disgusted with kingdom come clark; main universe bruce has never seen him that angry before bc clark's hatred/fury/fear of his own failures is obviously usually internalized

lex's part in this book was so damn good. that egotistical genius delusional psychosexually obsessed loony. especially the bit about the paintings. stop imagining yourself in a naked wrestling match with your enemy. time to listen to les troyens i guess

throughout the whole book the art has just been. incredible. coloring lines inking the whole thing. the stylistic change in 7 was interesting, not my favorite art, but it worked bc they were in a black hole at the time. i got some of the lee weeks variant covers and they're so incredibly good.... but the mainline covers were also wonderful.

slaps roof of superman. this fellow sure can get lost

anyway. if you made it to the end low effort mspaint sillies

#comics impressions #tuesday spoilers #superman: lost #clark kent

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oppaihun · 2 months

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Popping in with some more headcanons!! But specifically about the lovely, Appalachian Sunshine.

I feel as though she would give all of the ghouls nicknames that don't necessarily always make sense on the surface. Like you know how you will see those "Vote Tickle for Sheriff" signs? Yeah, Sunshine loves giving nicknames. For instance, Mountain is "Clark Kent" while Swiss is "Superman". Why you may be asking? As I see Mountain as a glasses wearer, he'd have his glasses on one day and his hair up, a simple curl escaping from the confines and trailing down his forehead. Meanwhile, Swiss is called Superman because for about three months he would only talk about Superman and he wore a Superman t-shirt at any chance he got.

Additional MistShine headcanon bc I love the pairing so much: Sunshine calls Mist "june bug", because her hair reflects greenish-blue in the sunlight and june bugs love water. Also Sunny will go mushroom hunting in the woods behind the property because they have a strangely large population of morels that can be found there. So she goes out a brings back morels and hen of the woods for the pack. But she sets aside morels for frying for her and Mist because they're Mist's favorite. The two of them stood over the pan eating them and Mist sneaking sips of Sunny's glass of sweet tea.

Idk who you are but oh my god I love you

Sunshine just seems so naturally sassy to those that don’t know, but those nicknames are from a place of love, along with darling, honey, sweetie pie and doodle bug. She also likes the pet names that relate to everyone’s element like fire lily or spark, with the addition of referring to Swiss as Lightnin Bug on occasion.

#i love this sm #idk ask box tag #ghost bc #shitghosting #ghoul headcanons #sunshine ghoulette #appalachian sunshine

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fanficsandfluff · 3 years

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The Snyder Cut: Headcanons (mostly of the tickly nature)

Bruce Wayne (Batman) ~ Batfleck, my love

He’s such a lover boy, and I can say that though I don’t exactly know how to explain what I mean. You just gotta understand.

He cares so strongly about EVERYONE. e v e r y o n e. Alfred, fucking loves the guy, jokes with him. The fucking “This is Alfred, I work for him.” MY MAN, STOP!

I think he just really wants to get along with everyone and wants everyone to get along in general.

But he lowkey crushes on Diana (at least in his mind, he’s keeping it lowkey, but we all see what’s happening)

I love the idea of this big hunk of a man getting soft with someone like Diana.

She makes him genuinely laugh this one time by saying something funny, and then they’re both laughing together.

Bruce definitely has one of those laughs where he throws his head back and shit and you can see his like Adam’s apple bobbing and everything.

But that’s if he’s really laughing.

And he has loud “HA”’s that are like really short but loud and then he kinda just snickers to himself for a while, holding his stomach.

And dude, the scene in freaking uhh… i think it’s BvS I’m not 100% (maybe i fucking imagined it who knows) where she like comes over to him and is fixing his wound….. tickle scenario hand picked from the gods right there

I can see a whole, “Woah!” from Bruce when Diana traces her fingers on some sensitive skin. And that Gal Godot smile is on her in an INSTANT.

Bruce will laugh if he’s with the right person. Like I headcanon that if he’s being tickled, he will laugh if it’s done by Diana or Barry, then like he’ll be forced to laugh if it’s Clark bc he overpowers the poor bat, but then he just has these hilarious bouts of angry growls and chuckles if Arthur is going after him.

I can’t even write about Batfleck being a ler because I will literally explode, so I’m done here

(((((butseriouslyifanyonewantstotalklerbatfleckwithmehmuplz)))))

Diana Prince (Wonder Woman)

I know the GIF isn’t from ZSJL but just let me live, ok? (Also I couldn’t find the one of Gal wiggling her fingers YOU KNOW THE ONE I’M TALKING ABOUT)

First off, Gal is the most horrible queen of giggles. I’ve seen those blooper reels. My god, girl, how do you keep getting hired?

SHE HAS SUCH A BIG SMILE IT’S LIKE THE ROCK IDK HOW THEIR TEETH AND MOUTH GET SO WIDE LOOKING

Diana will start tickle fights without a doubt.

She’s already very trustful and I also feel pretty handsy with people, especially those she may feel close to. So if she’s playful, you best watch out.

Her favorite targets are Bruce and Barry. I will not take criticism. Diana attacking Barry and reducing him to panicky shrieky laughs is my #1 thought. It’s not even living rent free, I’m commissioning it to be there.

Diana is one to laugh with her victims. She will wreck them and have a great time doing so.

She’ll be ticklish if she wants to be, but it isn’t often she gets pinned and tickled or anything like that.

The guys try to stay away from her or not go after her with tickles for fear of retaliation.

AQUAMAN, CYBORG, SUPERMAN, AND THE FLASH UNDER THE CUT

Arthur Curry (Aquaman)

So…. my man isn’t really ticklish. I really don’t think he is, I feel like his Atlantean genes make his skin a special kind of hard, if that makes sense?

THAT BEING SAID ARTHUR IS THE BIGGEST LER OMGGG

He’ll try and act all cool and ‘whatever’ around the League cuz that’s kind of his persona.

But he slowly gets to like them more and more and his playful side starts to come out.

He’ll tickle Barry out of pure annoyance. Like if Barry makes any kind of comment, he’ll just point his finger out and get that glint in his eye and Barry is sprinting for the hills.

Here’s my favorite headcanon: Arthur will tickle Bruce because he knows it pisses him off when he does it. Bruce will fight back and keep Arthur in his sights at all time and curse and growl at him. And Arthur thinks it’s hilarious.

Arthur as a ler will taunt and tease until the cows come home

“Huh, big guy? What’s that? Ahawww that’s what I thought!... Not so fast/tough/etc. now!... I will wreck you.”

Victor Stone (Cyborg)

Unfortunately… not ticklish. :(

But this boy has the sweetest laugh you will ever hear, and I will die on that hill.

Now that he has friends (superpowered friends, no less), he can slowly come alive and be himself.

I can see Victor not getting involved in tickle fights at first, but at a certain point he’ll be all like, “Okay, step aside so we can do this right” and just PIN THE SHIT OUT OF WHOEVER IS BEING TICKLED. His extra robot arms are killer!

Okay, when he laughs for the first time in front of the group, there’s that cliche moment of pause where everything stops and everyone just stares and listens to him. It’s so rare to hear him laugh because the poor kid barely even smiled around them in the beginning.

He SMIRKS

Now hear me out on this…

Okay, so half a face. Great. Weird. We love it. But you can see all of mischievous Victor when the guy SMIRKS. You see his eye squint and you can swear his robot eye gets a gleam of a different color.

Wait honestly as I was writing that, the thought of Victor’s eye and like his apparatus changing color based on his mood is golden.

Me sitting here, lowkey wishing Victor’s robot body had some kind of cuddly mode like Baymax lmfaoooo

Like the defense mode his body went into when he was around resurrected Supes, but for cuddles and being cute.

Clark Kent (Superman)

I was debating even including any headcanons for Superman bc I don’t care about him much, honestly.

I am v happy they kept in the whole ‘him staring at Flash through the speed storm’ scene bc I laughed so hard at that the first time i saw Josstice League in the theater.

Also I didn’t really like the black superman costume??? I’m not a comic buff, so I’m assuming that’s why. I am like the one person who missed the color from the Josstice League cut. Don’t miss the stupid red sky in the finale, but I miss every other ounce of color that was just SUCKED right out of the Snyder Cut.

Clark and Bruce are besties now, I don’t make the rules. Bruce bought the man his house back. By buying the bank. He’ll take care of him.

And I’ve always simped for those two ever since BvS, bc I’ve already written like two fics where they tickle each other.

Clark overpowering Bruce to tickle the shit out of him makes me so happy lol. Big strong boy Batfleck looking thiccc over here… but put him against Superman and he’s donezo. Because as mentioned earlier, I do think Bruce is pretty ticklish.

But Clark can have his lee side when he’s feeling nice

He’s got that mighty chuckle, almost like how Thor might laugh.

And he really likes getting involved in tickle fights with the League. He knows all of them are sorta afraid of him on the daily anyway, but have that power added to a tickle fight and it’s fun as hell.

He’s gotten taken down by them ONCE. And I mean exactly (1) O N C E.

They all teamed up. Bing, bang, boom. Pinned him to the floor and they each took an area of skin and fucking SQUEEZED AND WIGGLED. They were trying to incapacitate him as quickly as possible. And dangummit, he laughed a lot! Like Clark realized just how ticklish he could feel if he wanted to feel it.

And don’t even get me started on Lois, he’s big on getting her to giggle and she likes toying with him and running her hands all over his body (bc who wouldn’t?)

Barry Allen (The Flash)

I waited to write about Barry last because I have so much to say about this character....

and then I fell asleep and waited until the next day to write anything down about him so now I’m totally not in the mood and I forgot all the salient points I was planning on making.

fuck you, michelle.

I got a weird relationship with this character. He was mad annoying in the Josstice League. Thank goodness they trimmed his bad jokes down.

But now....

when he got hurt at the end and he was like crying and shit oh my god I wanted to hug him

His character got so... good

And I’m now at the right age where I can think about myself in a relationship with this character with no changes or shame

We both out here trying to find that one good job after college and everything

BARRY JUST WANTS FRIENDS, GUYS

HE’S THAT CUTE

And then he got this whole found family schtick with the Justice League!!! Lookit him!!! Thriving!

He has total little brother energy

like, pesky little brother. Bothers everyone, looks over people’s shoulders while they’re deep in thought or concentrating on something.

Asks a lot of questions.

All the more reason for the gang to want to tickle the shit out of him.

Barry just reads like a super ticklish lee. Like his whole character.

Maybe touch starved because he said he needed friends, and I don’t think he has siblings??? (sorry if i’m wrong about that, comic fans)

I already named some of my fav headcanons about him getting tickled by like Diana and such, and I’m sticking with it.

Barry does flee. He runs away with super speed.... but sometimes he just kinda wants the tickles so he lets them have at him.

The chase is all part of the fun with tickling Barry, though. That’s what makes it so entertaining. And Barry isn’t afraid to be a little shit about it either. He will super-speed around his pursuers and poke their sides and tickle them back really quickly before they even know what’s happening.

Barry doesn’t exactly hold back his laughter lol. He’ll protest and scream and squirm like crazy, but once he’s actually tickled, he loses it.

Pure boy. With funny ass facial expressions.

And it really doesn’t help that I never realized just how hot Ezra Miller is, even though I heard he’s not a great person irl. Oh well.

THAT’S ALL FOLKS!

Please please let me know if y’all have things to add, to squee over, to question me about... please. anything. i’m here for you. thanks for reading, guys!

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flashflashhundredyarddash · 3 years

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batkids and their relationships with their siblings headcanons. under read more because this got fucking LONGGG

dick

dick is the eldest so he doesnt want to bog down his younger siblings with his problems, but if he DOES, he tends to talk to jason about it

dick and cass start to really begin to bond when Cass shows up to dicks gymnastics class for 3rd-6th graders and then cass shows up all the sixth graders and they get frozen yogurt after lmao

dick and tim are Very much thick as thieves. tim is very much like bruce on the Emotional Suppression scale, so dick just really wants to make sure his little brother is safe and happy ALL the time

Duke and Damian are the only two really permanently at the manor anymore, so when dick drops by he tries to do something with both of them. duke frantically zoom calls dick every other week to help him with his his trig homework. dick shows up to dukes high school graduation with literally the BIGGEST SIGN

everyone insists damian is dicks favorite but he does actually genuinely love all his siblings equally, his relationship with damian is just Very different from the others because of the age gap and being dami's primary caretaker for a year. dick babies dami every chance he gets

jason

would sell Dick to satan for One corn chip

him and cass don't have the greatest start to their relationship because cass is very much Against Killing so it takes a while for jason to warm up to her and earn her trust. now, though, jason is competing with steph by showing cass all the classic American Teenager things she missed out on. steph is currently winning but jason is like 98% positive a crunch wrap from taco bell is going to push him over the edge

tim and jason are currently competing over who can solve the most cases in a month. tim is winning. that won't last long.

jason Loves to Big Brother duke its so embarrassing. duke will get out of school and go to his car and jason is SITTING IN THE FRONT SEAT FRANTICALLY WAVING TO GET DUKES ATTENTION. JASON THAT IS MY CAR. signal has one (1) mission with arsenal and arsenal goes hey did you ask that girl to homecoming yet and duke is like I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU.

Damian is proof that Actually, Little Brothers are Pests. Jason fully believes that he was brought back from the dead PURELY to torment damian and he will fulfill this mission at any cost

cassandra

it actually really upset her when Dick didn't accept her at first. she knows her other siblings really adore dick so his lack of trust was really disheartening. it takes dick a while but once he Actually Accepts that cass is going to be a permanent part of their life and oh, wow, dick you really hurt her feelings he really hyperfocuses on bonding with cass for a couple of months which definitely improves their relationship

she really likes jason!! their relationship doesn't start well but because he's close with steph and tim who are cass's top two favorite people to exist ever, cass is like well i GUESS ill hang out with him more. jason is fun to talk to because he always tries his best to explain jokes and give context to what people are talking about (also tim took her to taco bell already but she didn't tell jason she just wanted to hang out)

cass LOVES tim. they just click okay. tim always seems to know when to give her space and when to push and come closer. Tim's "guest room" is just her room lets be real. tim and cass occasionally get mistaken for twins and Cass Loves it.

duke makes cass listen to metal once and cass loses. her. damn. mind. they bond over music a lot because they both Love Music to a degree the others in their family don't.

damian!! damian is her little brother!!! dami isn't As Hostile to cass at first because he is 100% aware cass has the edge in fighting and respects her. cass likes all of his instagram posts and they have a snapchat streak going

tim

tim Loves dick, dick was his first sibling!! he had Very strong hero worship when he first met dick but it mellowed out when tim got older because wow 17 is really not that cool and mature lol. tim has an open invitation to dick's apartment which he does occasionally take advantage of. tim has more than once scared the shit out of wally when wally comes over and wally is convinced they're being robbed (HA) for half a second. i mean. he's not wrong.

listen. tim understands that forgiving the guy who tried to kill you would be a Struggle for some people and it was! definitely! but also at least he can trust jason to, uh, be open about if he doesn't like tim. which is not an assurance he has with other people. so if the guy who tried to kill him tells him tim is cool now then like. maybe tim isn't that bad or annoying a person? also jason arrested a whole gang and won the cases competition but then it created a power vacuum that the whole batfam had to clean up the rest of the month. thanks, jason.

tim LOVES cass. you know how most of the time theres this empty feeling inside you and you just kind of ignore it because you don't know what will fix it or if you do, you know you can't fix it? cass makes that empty feeling feel a little less empty. they just click. tim always tries to travel with cass whenever she leaves gotham.

tim and duke. Tim is actually the sibling who duke goes to whenever he has questions he doesn't want to ask bruce or alfred about, like, life or vigilante-ing or school or college or whatever and Tim is always like yes!! i love Giving Advice and Solving Problems!! tim and duke and jason fill out their college applications together.

tim and damian. LMAO. ROUGH START THAT'S ALL ILL SAY. at some point alfred goes like fuck it. family therapy. and tim and dami are PISSED. tim and damian get along best when they have a common enemy to work against. their relationship gets much better when damian is older and they actually talk about their feelings like emotionally stunted bats. despite how bad their relationship was, tim will ALWAYS protect damian

duke

very much intimidated by dick at first. dick is so much older and has his own job and friends and life and is very much AN ADULT. dick likes to take duke out to do lots of cool stuff (paintball, lasertag, tech exhibitions, concerts, etc). also, dick PERSONALLY introduced duke to superman and is dating THE FLASH. 10/10 awesome big brother.

was intimidated by jason for 0.5 seconds before jason actually opened his mouth and started speaking. jason is literally. So Embarrassing. which is weird because nobody else really seems to feel that way about jason but duke knows he's 100% in the right here. like yeah jason is also An Adult and does Adult Stuff but he's also at the manor like every other weekend???? and he always complains about bruce but always seems to be in the same room bruce is in????? like okay jason. they bond over literature!! jason and duke and alfred will spend literal hours talking about books and duke loves it. duke is the only one who doesn't think jason is funny and jason gets so upset about it lmao.

cass has this one week where she gets really into photography and by virtue of being nearby (and also not nocturnal), duke becomes her victim subject. duke prints out all the pictures and hangs them up in his room (his favorite is one he took when he stole the camera and took a really bad selfie of them together).

tim is closest in age to duke so duke tends to hang around with him a lot. tim introduced duke to his young justice friends and duke is like yes!!! meta-friends!!!! tim really helps duke out with his powers because tim is always like wow i wonder if your powers would work if we did This? can you see farther than other people? is your visible spectrum of light different than other humans? Bruce does the same thing but bruce is boring about it lol.

damian and duke live in the same house and will be in the same room and just send each other social media posts back and forth. they follow each other on instagram and will, OCCASIONALLY, make tik toks together because they're tik tok fiends. each of his siblings have visited his parents once or twice but damian routinely comes with him.

damian

damian gets a special bullet point to say that it took him. forever to come around to the idea of having siblings. he very much believed that he was Bruce's Blood Son and everyone else were just tagalongs or allies. it took him ages to acknowledge that dick, jason, tim, and cass were his siblings, so when duke came and like a week later damian was like Ah, Yes, this is my brother Thomas everyone else was like dude wtf

listen. LISTEN. Obviously. Richard is very highly skilled. and also Father values him highly. and also Richard will listen to Damian complain about his schoolmates. and also Richard is much more patient with Damian than other members of his family. listen....,,, (all this to say damian kind of fucking adores dick lmaooooo this kid).

Todd is kind of unbearable but damian has been informed this is both a normal feeling when it comes to Todd and also big brothers. damian was an only child for ten years so yes, Father, if Todd attempts to tickle me I WILL break his fucking nose. yes i WILL put money in the swear jar but I want you to know i don't regret it. they always try to sneak up on each other but mostly fail.

DRAKE!!! but no lol once damian grows up and is like I Apologize for attempting to murder you it was wrong and you are just as much a son to Father as I am tim is like UGH i guess its cool since ur being so emotionally mature and all. also im 2 for 5 on siblings trying to murder me so im definitely going to win trauma bingo and damian is like i take it back you are insufferable. When Will My Older Siblings Stop Joking About Their Trauma.

CASS!!! listen. cass is cool. Cass Gets It. They have a special Bond. also damian really likes it whenever cass is home because 1) he gets to hang out and do something cool with cass and 2) he feels significantly safer with cass in the house because Nobody will be able to hurt any of their family if Cass is there. ALSO he tries to call her cain but everyone is like DONT DO THAT and he doesn't want to call her wayne bcus theyre ALL wayne (dick adds it on as a middle name but also Richard John Wayne West-Grayson is just. the lamest name ever so dick needs to reconsider it before his upcoming nuptials)((dick will not reconsider it except maybe whether grayson-west would work better)) and so he tries cassandra but cass is like :) call me cass and damian is like cassandra is more formal and respectful and cass is like :) and finally damian just has to give in.

Duke! him and duke actually live together so they get the Most Bonding Time and have a bunch of inside jokes as a result. (is it bad i wanted to laugh because inside jokes... joker... i'll see myself out). they're eating breakfast together (and also alfred sits with them IM NOT A MONSTER ALFIE'S LIKE 70 NOW OKAY) and duke laughs and bruce is like what are you laughing at, son? and duke is like oh damian just showed me this funny meme and then he shows the phone to bruce and bruce grabs it (both the boys groan) and after WAY TOO LONG is like "i don't get it" and so now duke and damian have to try and explain the comedic intricacy of bob's burgers

#this took. two fucking hours #batfam #batman #bruce wayne #dick grayson #jason todd #cassandra cain #cassandra wayne #not sure which one to commit to yet #tim drake #duke thomas #damian wayne #dc #the burd squawks #birdflash #birdflash was like. one of my first ships lmao

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bakemonogatarii · 3 years

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Dating the AOT boys

nsfw warning!

- sex, drug (just one), and alcohol use

Headcanons about dating the AOT boys in a modern setting

includes: Connie, Eren, Jean, and Armin

(Ps if you click the songs and actually listen to them I will fall in love with you)

⭐️Connie Springer⭐️

-late night smoking sesh

-car makeouts

-screaming the lyrics to Verbatim while driving down the highway, windows down

-star gazing in a park underneath blankets

-Gaming in between your thighs

-making the dumbest jokes just to see you laugh and roll your eyes

-Buying ring pops and “proposing” every time

-Forehead kisses before leaving

-holding his hand while he gets a new piercing

-Touchy when high

-makes you paint his nails

-likes to do face masks together

-marvel movie marathons

-thrift shopping dates

-skating together while holding pinkies

-riding him late into the night

-thigh hickeys

-Languid licks, glossy chins

-falling asleep mouth open on a titty

Songs: Scortons Creek, Kilby Girl, The Spins, Babydoll

Bands: Mother Mother, Blackbear, Tame Impala, Two Feet, Mac Miller.

🥀Eren Jaeger🥀

-possessive holding

-Camping for weeks on end

-days spent in nothing but your underwear

-naps at 2 pm

-draws on your hand with a pen constantly

-the scent of pine, vanilla and bourbon

-throwing you places just because he can

-always has his hand on your ass or waist

-going to concerts high

-play fighting

-buying a cheep tree hammock just so you two can squish together while camping

-late night beach trips with fuzzy blankets and chairs

-wii sports competitions

-angry sex

-dirty talk

-rough hands and passionate kisses

-loud groans into your ear

-falling asleep on the warmth of his chest while he plays with your hair and hums Ivy

Songs: Sensitive, Superman Is Dead, Starboy, TEST DRIVE.

Bands: The Neighborhood, Arctic Monkeys, Gorillaz , Frank Ocean, Childish Gambino.

☕️Jean Kirstein☕️

-Picnic in the park

-intimate hugs, hand-holding, and cozy sweaters

-driving in the rain, hand on your thigh listening to jazz

-Slow dancing in the dark

-Breakfast in bed

-Sitting together in the morning sun, reading and drinking coffee

-posing naked for him to sketch

-anklets and bracelets with his initials or name

-merciless tickling

-Old record players and goofy dancing

-softly singing That’s Amore at 12am while wine drunk on the patio

-cooking dinner together every night

-fancy dates and nice clothes

- Morning sex

-intimate kisses and thrusts, whispers of praise and I love yous

-messy blowjobs

-body worship

Songs: Trigger of Love, Tonight, You, Dear, Talk Is Cheap

Bands: Paramore, Frank Sinatra, Amy Winehouse, Sam Cooke, The 1975

🦋Armin Arlert🦋

-constant beach dates

-anxious hand holding

-cheek kisses

-spending hours at an amusement park

-reading to each other, snuggled up during a cold night

-2am conversations while stroking his hair

-sweet nicknames

-waking up to watch the sunrise

-hikes!

-afternoon painting sessions listening to Awkward and drinking wine

-spontaneous photoshoots

-watching musicals in bed

-sleepy nose kisses

-putting each other's hair up in silly ways

-baking dates that end in soft kisses on the counter

-sensual sex

-gentle touches

-light hair pulling

-desperate pleas and whines

-after sex ice cream runs, always.

Songs: Bugbear, Animal, Don’t Do Laundry, Hot Rod

Bands: Lana Del Ray, Summer Salt, Wallows, Still Woozy, Cavetown

#aot headcanons #jean kirschtein fluff #eren jaeger #eren jeager headcanons #connie springer headcanons #attack on titan smut #connie springer smut #jean kirschtein smut #eren jaeger fluff #eren jaeger smut #armin arlet fluff #armin arlet smut #armin arlet headcanons #armin arlert #my writing

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happyandticklish · 3 years

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I just read your recent post about Percy and Jason being compared and stuff, and was wondering if you have any headcanons about the big three kids when it comes to tickling? <3

I would love to!

Percy:

. Alright, so Percy is like... unreasonably ticklish. His mom used to tickle him all the time when he was a kid, but as he grew older he managed to convince her his sensitivity had worn off. Of course that brief respite only lasted so long before he came to Camp Half-Blood and everyone discovered his secret.

. His worst spots are his armpits, ribs, and feet. I also believe that his lower back is unfairly ticklish ever since the River Styx, and even after the curse wore off the spot remained hyper sensitive. Annabeth likes to trace her nails softly over it while they’re cuddling until he collapses until a giggly puddle in her arms.

. He loves being tickled, as it makes him feel loved and wanted, but he has a difficult time admitting it. Annabeth is the only person he’s told before, but the others have put in their guesses by this point. His go-to method is just provoking people into tickle fights until they wreck his shit (which, you know, same).

. As a ler he’s super playful and teasy. He’s one of those people that uses baby talk when he’s tickling others and it flusters the shit out of people. Overall, he’s the biggest switch out of all of them.

Jason:

. So Jason’s not super ticklish actually.

. At first.

. He’s really good at hiding his sensitivity because Thalia used to tickle him all the time as a kid and so he’s used to defending against it. The only people who know are Piper, Leo, Percy, and Nico. Piper, because his neck is deathly ticklish and it makes making very giggly. Leo, because he’s a persistent little shit and wouldn’t stop trying until Jason finally broke. Percy only found out after play wrestling took a right wrong turn. Jason actually ended up confessing that he didn’t mind tickling to Nico, and whenever the former was stressed about something then Nico will softly tickle his sides until he forgets about it.

. His worst spots are his sides and neck, as well as the backs of his knees. He will kick you if you get him there (luckily Piper knows how to defend herself and uses this information to her advantage often). His laugh starts off as these huffed, breathy chuckles, but once he really gets going he starts letting out these deep belly-laughs that rock his whole body. Nico says it only adds to his Superman aesthetic. Jason got him back mercilessly for that comment.

. He’s a fairly gentle ler, not liking to push people’s boundaries too much and always worrying that he’s going to far. He loves seeing his friend’s smile however, and he finds Piper’s laugh adorable, so he has been known to ler on occasion. His most often victim is Nico, and possibly the only person he doesn’t hold back on. He knows Nico loves it though and needs to laugh, so he’s happy to engage him.

. He and Percy can get into the occasional competitive tickle fight and everyone backs off when they’re in that mode, afraid of getting pulled in.

Hazel:

. God help this girl...

. She’s basically a walking tickle spot. A single poke to the side will get her to jump and squeak, and she’s one of those people who will start giggling before you even touch her.

. She’s ticklish everywhere, but her worst spot is her stomach and knees. One time Percy tried to show her the spider-knee trick and she near lost her mind.

. Has the cutest fucking giggles man, like, it is not even fair how adorable she is while being tickled. Will double over and turn into a squirmy puddle in your arms, but cannot fight back to save the life of her. Almost everyone on the Argo II tickles her just because her reactions are too great not to. Frank is the most often provoker of these moments, as he loves making her smile, though he’s a fairly shy ler himself.

. Contrary to popular belief, Hazel is a vicious ler. She knows everyone’s death spots, though no one is sure how she does, and she will exploit them if needed. Don’t get me wrong, she can’t defend herself for the life of her while being tickled, but after? You better start running.

. Sometimes she’ll team up with Nico and have him use his skeletons to hold the victim down. Together they make an unstoppable combo.

Thalia:

. Like Jason, everyone assumes she’s not ticklish. But whereas Jason was good at hiding it, no one ever tried with Thalia; they were all too scared of retaliation. Not even Jason knows, as he was almost always the victim of their fights.

. One day when Reyna and Thalia are hanging out (which a lot of the time translates to making out with the two), Reyna’s fingers brush against her sides and she accidentally giggles into her mouth. Reyna’s eyes widen and Thalia freezes up in her arms. She narrows her eyes and does the whole “Don’t you dare-” spiel, but it’s too late and soon she’s squealing and pleading underneath Reyna’s skilled hands.

. So now every time Thalia is trying to act tough and all high and mighty in front of the others, Reyna will squeeze her sides in passing and let the others sort out the accompanying squeak for themselves (to this day Reyna is the only one who’s gotten away with tickling Thalia successfully).

. Her worst spots are sides, like her brother, and her hips. Has this adorable, girly squeal that she’s super embarrassed about though Reyna assures her it’s cute.

. Doesn’t like to be tickled that much, and will tell everyone she knows that she hates it. She doesn’t mind really soft, gentle tickles though, if it’s from people she trusts (i.e. Jason and Reyna).

. The cruelest fucking ler, she will wreck her victim until they are a shrieking, begging mess. A merciless demon who cannot be stopped, she’s struck fear in the hearts of many. Jason used to be her most common victim, though now it’s usually Reyna. Percy once pissed her off and he was giggling for several minutes after she stopped he may or may not have tried to provoke her into it again later whaaaat

Nico:

. BABY.

. Literally so ticklish, how is he still alive??? Maybe it just runs in Hades children.

. Will insist he’s not ticklish and that he’s grown above “such childish nonsense”. Percy, of course, knows this is bullshit as he used to tickle him all the time as a kid and remembers that he used to love it. Sometimes he’ll bring it up when he’s denying it to others and Nico will turn this bright, cherry red and snap at Percy to shut up.

. He can’t even admit it while he’s being tickled. In the same way that he could be dying and insist he’s fine, he could be curled up on the ground and giggling like a child and still wheeze out that he’s “not ticklish”.

. His worst spots are his hips, feet, and thighs, as well as his shoulder blades (Will is the only one who knows about that last one and loves to torment him with it).

. He has these adorable high-pitched giggles that are interspersed with hiccups and squeaks when it gets to be too much for him. He flails a lot when tickled, and generally has to be restrained for fear of injuring someone.

. Contrary to his adamant denials, he loves being tickled. My boy is super touch-starved and loves the physical closeness that tickling brings. I also think there’s something about that fluttery, desperate quality to it that he loves and is flustered by all at the same time.

. Will, Jason, and Percy all tickle him constantly, and he loves/hates it.

. Loves to be a ler almost as much as he likes being a lee. He’ll smirk and taunt his victim while holding them down with skeletons and wiggling his fingers right above their death spots until they can’t help but break down laughing before he’s even touched them. He tickles Will and Jason the most (he’s gets too flustered to even try tickling Percy), though he will tickle Hazel on occasion because he likes seeing her happy.

Thank you for the ask!

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Gotham’s Ticklish Prince

This started out as a headcanon, and then it spiraled out of control. You’re welcome.

One day Bruce Wayne makes headlines. This isn’t surprising, or even noteworthy. He’s always making headlines for some silly nonsense he does as Bruce, to draw attention away from Batman. What is surprising is when he walks into the Hall of Justice and sees his face smiling back at him from about 10 different magazines strewn all over the meeting table.

Specifically, he sees himself curling inwards, eyes crinkled, nose scrunched, mouth stretched into a wide surprised smile as Mike, his date to last night’s gala, stands behind him. Thankfully, Mike’s hands are out of frame so no one can tell from the picture that he’s squeezing Bruce’s sides from behind.

“Oh look.” Arthur says, coming out of nowhere with a shit eating grin on his face. “Gotham’s Ticklish Prince decided to show his face.”

If Bruce didn’t have years of training and self discipline under his belt he would have flushed.

A Different magazine comes flying at him and smacks him in the stomach before he can even blink. Bruce catches it on reflex and looks down, only to be met with the headline “Gotham’s Ticklish Prince Has A New Squeeze” and, to his internal horror, it shows a picture snapped about two seconds after the first one. Bruce is clearly laughing in delight as Mike squeezes his sides, in full view of the camera. Several smaller pictures are beneath it, catching Bruce as he latches onto Mikes hands, turns and leans in close to tell him to stop. He didn’t have to flip to page 4, where the story apparently continued, to know what other pictures they surely got. Mike hadn’t stopped after one squeeze, and Bruce was too into character, and for once too unaware of any paparazzo nearby, to make him stop.

He knew he should have skipped the gala last night. Getting only 3 hours of sleep over the course of 4 nights and then slipping into his Bruce persona was always risky. Normally the two whiskies he had wouldn’t affect him at all, but the exhaustion plus the fact that he liked this Mike guy and was feeling comfortable and loose, clearly created a perfect storm. He remembered Mike sneaking up on him, he remember his guard being down just enough for it to catch him unawares and cause a reaction. He remembered how good it felt, but he won’t be letting himself go there. No. No thank you.

What he didn’t remember was the paparazzi being right there.

Or what would happen when those pictures surfaced at HQ.

Bruce finally looked up from the front cover of the Gotham Globe and was met with identical smirks from Arthur and Clark. Well, that explained the newspaper smacking him in the stomach earlier.

“It’s a character.” Bruce said, voice flat as he tossed the magazine onto the conference table. It wouldn’t help his situation if he tried to throw it out or look like he was hiding something.

“Right.” Clark didn’t sound like he was buying it at all. “So you knew you were being recorded. That’s why you put on such a convincing act.”

Recorded?

Recorded?!

Again, Bruce didn’t outwardly react at the news, but inside he was curling into a ball, ready to wither and die at any second. They fucking got that on video?

Naturally, the huge screen on the wall clicks on at the moment, showing a video of Bruce doing something on his phone. He had actually been playing some asinine game as he waited for Mike to come back from the bathroom. Bruce Wayne couldn’t be caught doing anything more than slicing up fruit on his phone, after all.

“I see Victor’s here.” Bruce says dryly, as though his eyes aren’t glued to the screen. His face remains impassive, but inside he’s once again screaming for his past self to turn around as Mike comes into frame behind him. He’s so busy watching Mike smirk and start sneaking up behind him (and, really, how did he not notice this last night? The guy is being so damn obvious about it.) that he doesn’t notice Clark and Arthur inching closer to him on either side.

Bruce feels a hand latch onto either of his sides just as Mike reaches forward and does the same on camera. Thankfully, Bruce’s guard has been up since he first saw his goofy face smiling back at himself when he walked into the room, so he does nothing more than cock an eyebrow and look at first Arthur, and then Clark.

“It’s a character.” He repeats, ignoring the staccato squeezing at one of his worst spots.

“I’m not going to react like he does, even though this tickles like hell. Bruce Wayne is an airheaded goof ball. Batman might be ticklish, but he doesn’t let it show--what the fuck?!” Bruce looked down to see a glittering gold rope wrapped innocently around his ankle. “Diana! What the hell?! I’m going to--” He cut off, clamping his mouth shut as he felt words trying to spill out. Words he most definitely did not want to say in the present company.

“Going to what, Brucie?” Diana asked, smirking as she held the lasso of truth in her hand. Bruce glared daggers at her, lips clamped tightly even as the squeezing on his sides turned to wiggling fingers and, to his horror, he felt his resolve breaking.

“I’m--” Bruce huffed, biting his lower lip to keep from both speaking and laughing. “--I’m going--” His mouth was trying to curve into a smile, but Bruce was nothing if not stubborn and refused to let it happen.

“We’ve almost got him.” Arthur smirked, venturing a little lower and pinching just above Bruce’s hipbone.

Clark noticed the jolt that caused and immediately followed suit on his side.

“I’m-Going-To-Pretend-To-Hate-all-of-you-to-keep-up-my-image.” Bruce was forced to say, as he finally caved and latched onto Arthur and Clark’s hands. Not that it did him any good. He might be The Batman, but outside of his suit he didn’t stand a chance against Superman, Aquaman and Wonder Woman, if she decided to get more hands on.

“You don’t actually hate it, do you.” Clark marveled, giving that spot above his hipbone another gentle pinch. Thank God for his super hearing, because without it he probably would have missed the squeak Bruce let out.

“I-” Again, Bruce was trying to clamp his mouth shut, but it wasn’t very effective since his mouth was stretched into a wide grin. “I have an image to maintain!” It was supposed to come out as a growl, but instead it sounded more like a whine as Bruce’s dam broke and laughter started pouring out of him.

“Well, if you’re trying to maintain the Ticklish Prince of Gotham image, you’re doing a fantastic job.” Arthur mocked him, now fluttering his fingers up and down Bruce’s side rapidly.

Bruce was lost to the laughter, something that hasn’t happened to him since he was a kid. He began backing up, trying to back away from the tickling fingers flying furiously up and down both sides of his body. Absently, he noted that Diana must have let him go because he didn’t trip over the lasso as he tried to get away. He did, however, back himself into the wall without realizing it since his eyes were squeezed shut as he tried to contain the wild laughter pouring out of him.

“Fahahahack!” Bruce cursed himself as Clark and Arthur boxed him in, each still tickling away. Clark was now experimenting with Bruce’s stomach while Arthur, the bastard, was worming his way under Bruce’s arm.

They let him try to defend himself for a minute, wordlessly taunting him as they both danced around his arms with half-hearted attempts to get at his armpits. Finally, Arthur spoke up. “Clark, do you mind doing something about these?” He asked, tracing his fingertips gently up and down Bruce’s forearms. Bruce was well and truly gone if even that tickled like hell.

“Wha-” Bruce asked, laughter starting to die down as he got a short break. He cracked his eyes open, realizing for the first time he had been hunched in on himself, arms clamped down tightly, trying to protect as much of his sides as he could.

“Oh, it’d be my pleasure.” Clark grinned. Lightening fast, he grabbed up Bruce’s wrists in one strong hand and pinned them to the wall above his head. Bruce’s eyes widened comically, too far gone to have any hope of controlling his facial features.

“Hey now.” He said, voice breathy as caught his breath. “You’ve had your fun.” Instead of the gravely voice they’d come to expect, Bruce’s voice was closer to that of his alter ego Bruce Wayne’s now. Nearly high pitched, and just short of panicky as he flexed his arms against the steel grip they were in.

“Tell me Bruce,” Arthur started, fingers slowly crawling up his ribs towards their destination. Bruce’s nerves immediately jumped to attention because they were already so worked up. “Are your armpits ticklish?”

Bruce tried to glare at him, even as his muscles twitched beneath Arthur’s fingers and his mouth started curving into another grin.

“Diana left.” Clark added, grinning at the man he had pinned to the wall. “And she took her lasso with her. I guess we’ll have to find out for ourselves.”

“Fuck.” Was the last coherent thing Bruce said for quite a while.

When Clark and Arthur finally let him go, he slumps to the floor in an exhausted heap and marvels at the last time he laughed that much (The answer: never.) or the last time he felt this exhausted without getting his ass whooped, or whooping someone else’s.

Once he’s regained some of his dignity, Bruce goes to the security feed with the intention of deleting the last hour of footage. He surprised to find it’s already gone, the tapes spliced seamlessly, with only a minor blip to show anything is missing.

Victor, naturally, saved the entire thing to his personal servers. Just in case.

#ticklish!batman #ticklish!brucewayne #tickling #fanfiction #tickling fanfiction #ticklish!dcu #superman #aquaman #batman #wonder woman #cyborg

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tickle-bugs · 3 years

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Justice League Headcanons

So...yeah. Blame @fickle-tiction and @fanficsandfluff but I can’t get JL out of my head. I know next to nothing in terms of canon and I only enjoy a handful of DC movies, so this is the beginning of what I am calling the BEU (Bug Extended Universe).

Essentially, in the words of Nick Fury, ‘I recognize your canon, but seeing as it’s a stupid-ass canon, I have elected to ignore it :)’. A mish-mash of everything I’ve learned about DC through osmosis and my own personal vibe checks :)

This is absurdly long so everything is under the cut:

Clark Kent

- Superman? NO, Superdork.

- He’s extremely clumsy. If he wasn’t as fast as a speeding bullet he’d get his ass handed to him ten times over. He has two left feet.

- He has a sweet tooth like no one’s business. Lois once found him perched on the kitchen counter at 3 am eating the donuts she brought home from work.

- Super playful and affectionate! King of bear hugs! Country boy I love youuuuuuu

- Curses like a sailor. Do you really think Clark ‘Smallville, Kansas’ Kent is wholesome? He stubbed his toe once and yelled FUCK so loud that the windows vibrated. Everyone who isn’t in the league thinks he’s a boyscout but the league knows the truth.

- Forgets about his powers a lot. He has been known to run through walls/take doors off their hinges when he’s excited.

- Goblin. He loves messing with Bruce and roping Barry into his schemes.

- Clark being ticklish is actually smth that can be so personal? His laugh is so loud and he always goes ‘sorry’ and tries to be quieter but it does NOT work. He has flight instincts more than fight instincts so he often starts unconsciously floating away when he’s tickled it’s so cute. He giggles a lot and he’s not particularly embarrassed by it.

- Do NOT get me started on ler Clark I could write a dissertation. He is SO playful and teasy but also sweet? He definitely is the type to laugh along with his lee. He definitely allows any sort of retaliation/fighting back like,,, if you manage to crawl away it’s because he let you, and if he wants too, he can be very mean and immovable.

- Bruce and Barry are his favorite targets. He doesn’t go after Diana because, frankly, he doesn’t have a death wish. He loves to cause problems on purpose by squeezing Arthur’s side and then blaming it on Barry. (Hal Jordan isn’t in the DCEU Justice League but I wish he was...they’d be partners in crime <3)

Bruce Wayne

- Okay let’s clarify some things: he’s not actually an asshole. He can be abrasive and snarky but he’s more towards the sarcastic gruff side vs straight-up mean.

- A lot of people think he’s genuinely an asshole/disconnected rich guy because he has a terrible habit of zoning out/interrupting people? Bruce actually just has intense ADHD that he refuses to get diagnosed, no matter how much Alfred pushes him. He doesn’t care what people think about him and he’s mostly learned how to manage it, so he leaves it alone.

- That being said, his friendship with Barry has me :’) Yes, he thinks Barry’s a pest (affectionate), but they share a few science-related hyperfixations (robotics, chemical engineering, etc). They can frequently be found holed up in the Batcave with a week’s worth of food and caffeine, and they’re just....tinkering. Watching them at work is amazing because as much as they annoy each other, they respect each other :)

- He’s 100% a cat person. He doesn’t have a problem with dogs, he just prefers cats. He feeds the strays that hang out around the Manor all the time...

-...which Alfred begs him not to do, because Bruce is severely allergic. He thinks he can power through the allergies until one of the stray cats does the face-headbump thing and he’s incapacitated emotionally and physically for the rest of the day.

- He severely restrains his emotions but like...catch him on a good day or in a good mood and he’ll smile and laugh, especially in friendly company. He just generally believes in maintaining a poker face so no one can read him.

- Not to be disrespectful but...thighs. I am Looking.

- Bruce has a wonderful laugh. He’s not much of a giggler tbh but he has this open, clear, slightly scratchy kinda laugh (his voice is permanently hoarse from the Batman Voice). It’s so lovely. He has a habit of covering his mouth bc he’s embarrassed of his smile but if he finds something very funny he’ll laugh openly.

- Thee Batman is ticklish and he...doesn’t hate it? Like of course he protests ten ways from Sunday but he more minds the ‘guys stop you’re ruining my dark and brooding facade’ bit. He hates being teased though and he will throw hands.

- Circling back to the emotions thing, he’s very good at controlling his reactions, which means he has thoroughly convinced everyone he’s not ticklish. Except Clark, stupidly perceptive Clark, because he can hear Bruce’s heartbeat and see the way he clenches his jaw to avoid smiling.

Diana Prince

- WIFEY!!!!!

- Diana is hilarious okay? She’s just...so fucking funny. Her jokes never miss. You wouldn’t think she’s the quippy type, but she is, and she’s damn good at it. In a distant alternate universe, Peter Parker senses a rival.

- Loves fresh fruit, but especially strawberries? She makes frequent trips to the local farmer’s market.

- She also has a raging sweet tooth. She and Clark work together to steal sweets and buy snacks.

- Will not back down from a challenge, ever. It’s kinda a problem.

- She has such a sweet laugh :’) It’s so bouncy and melodic and she scrunches her nose. She WILL snort and it’s the cutest thing ever. Yes she’s ticklish, but no one gets more than five seconds of laughter out of her before she turns the tables.

- World’s meanest ler. Not only is she frequently on the prowl, she is near-ruthless, especially if she’s been baited. Once she sets her sights on someone, she won’t rest until she’s heard their laugh.

- Diana is very mischievous and loves hearing her friends laugh. It’s impossible to be in her vicinity for more than five minutes without at LEAST a few pokes. She is not above just,,, random tickles either.

- Nails. That is all.

Arthur Curry

- Why are his tiddies always out? Someone please explain.

- The most targeted for pranks ever. Diana especially. Something about him just attracts goblinism.

- He’s coming for Clark’s bear hugger crown. He picks people up so often that they’re just used to it now.

- Playfighting and roughhousing is his love language. He absolutely loves wrestling with anyone who’ll humor him. He and Diana frequently tussle because they’re both good sports about it (Bruce is a little bit of a sore loser. Just a smidge).

- Thinks he can get away with anything, which is decidedly not true. He just nopes his way out of the room and everyone’s like D:< get back here and atone for your sins!!! But Arthur’s already in the Pacific Ocean.

- I like to think he’s ticklish, just not super ticklish y’know? He probably has a couple hidden spots that make him lose it though. Like he’ll definitely laugh and fall over, but he can and will fight back. Oh boy, will he fight back.

- Batman: No fear.

Diana and Arthur sneaking up behind him:

Batman: One fear.

- Y’know that picture of Jason Momoa sneaking up behind Henry Cavill on the red carpet? That is extremely relevant. Arthur loves to sneak up behind people and just...take them down.

- Thinks Barry is annoying (affectionate) and the two of them are constantly chasing each other around. Barry is fast but Arthur’s strong (and wayy less ticklish than Barry)

- Physical affection!! He always has his arms around someone’s shoulders or something. He’s just a touchy kind of guy :)

Barry Allen

- Speedy boy! ADHD king! Sometimes his thoughts are also at superspeed, which means he talks way too fast and no one can understand him? But Bruce speaks fluent Barry and he translates often (though not without a labored sigh beforehand).

- Physically affectionate but casual about it? He likes to play with people’s hands while he’s talking, bump shoulders with whoever he’s next to, etc. He doesn’t really realize he does it either. It’s not uncommon for him to be talking to Clark or Diana and they just...unconsciously give him their hand before he reaches for it.

- Okay so y’know how Bruce feeds the strays? Who do you think lets them in the first place? Barry has tried to adopt every stray he comes across, and when Alfred inevitably says no, Barry runs them to the shelter himself :’)

- Gifting is his love language!!! If he sees anything that remotely reminds him of his friends, he brings it to them.

- He likes to hang out with Victor because he’s quiet, but doesn’t mind when Barry rambles, which he tends to do quite often. Barry will catch himself rambling and trail off, but Victor will encourage him to keep going, because he’s listening.

- Thee Pillsbury Doughboy. Just these high-pitched, bouncy, frantic giggles that only get worse and eventually morph into cackles. He hiccups a lot too :’)

- Okay so he’s not a flailer but he’s super squirmy. Barry will cling onto his ler’s arms just to hold onto something. He kicks his legs too (he does this when he’s not being tickled either, if he laughs and he’s sitting somewhere he kicks). He also just constantly tries to crawl away. If he isn’t pinned down he will drag himself to safety. He also has a habit of curling up :’)

- Absolutely invented the speed-tickle. He actually doesn’t often use his powers (unless he’s chasing down Clark, because Clark isn’t above breaking the sound barrier to escape). He’s just got incredible hand-eye coordination and precision. His hands will be absolutely everywhere and he is so teasy about it.

- Tries not to start fights he can’t finish, but he always gets roped into Clark’s mischief and gets targeted with revenge tickles.

- He has tickled Clark once. It was incredible, amazing, showstopping, spectacular. Literally his crowning achievement. Did Clark absolutely destroy him afterwards? Yes, but it was so worth it.

Victor Stone

- Quiet and stoic, but he’s always preferred listening and interjecting with a joke or two.

- Closest with Barry and Diana, but he’s making an effort to bond with everyone.

- Unfortunately not ticklish :( I like to think soft touches on his face will make him smile and lean away, but it’s not going to get a laugh from him.

- Doesn’t often get involved in tickly shenanigans, but when he does, he surprises everyone with how much fun he has. A different, warmer side of him comes out when he’s among his friends.

- He’s a hugger! Definitely awkward about it, but he loves hugs and just...holding his friends.

- He collects hoodies. He can’t really feel them when he’s wearing them, but he likes them and the idea of it. Barry seems to slip him a new hoodie every week. Victor has no idea where he gets them from but he’s not complaining.

- He is an enabler. He will look at Bruce like :| “no, I don’t know where Barry and Clark are, nor do I no what they’re planning” But they’re literally right behind Bruce, about to squeeze his sides.

- That being said, he won’t do that with Diana. If she asks where they are, he’ll subtly nod his head in their direction. Even in jest, he will never lie to her. Which makes him Thee person to avoid when Diana’s on her mischievous streaks.

#my headcanons #this is an academic paper #you can see me get more scatterbrained as I go on it's great #anyways welcome to the BEU #dc #justice league #...bugstice league?#(nice)#ticklish!bruce wayne #ticklish!clark #ticklish!diana #ticklish!arthur curry #ticklish!barry #bruce wayne #clark kent #Diana Prince #arthur curry #barry allen #victor stone

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Mirio crackhead headcanons 😳😳

A/N: The love I have for this boy is indescribable 🥺

Sits in his room writing jokes and then practices them in front of the mirror. He somehow manages to make himself laugh every time.

"Man, that is comedy gold! Mirio, you. Are. A. Hoot 🤣."

He's a 40-year-old white dad in a 18-year-old Japanese boy's body.

After he's done eating, he'll slap his thigh, stand up, and say, "Alright, gang. Let's rock and roll."

Does finger guns in every photo.

He doesn't like wearing sunscreen, despite the fact he turns as red as a lobster anytime he steps outside. He thinks it feels too sticky and you'll have to chase him down and put it on him.

Even though he's got a killer fucking bod, he has a horrible diet. He eats a single fruit like once every five months.

Gets surprisingly heated over board games. Especially Monopoly, because he doesn't understand how to play, but he still wants to win.

He always ends up bankrupt and in jail.

"How do you even go in debt in a board game?! It's not funny, Nejire! Stop laughing! 😡"

The type to think glasses and a mustache are a good disguise, even though he could just hide in the ground.

I just imagine him sitting at a table behind you and you look over at him and he's just like: 👋🏻🥸

Has to catch himself whenever he looks at Eri. He just feels this overwhelming urge to superman punch her in the gut after what happened.

"lol, whoops. I admit, thats my bad. Sorry, Eri. 😅"

Meanwhile Eri's just fucking dead.

No, but seriously. Him and Eri have tea parties and he lets her do his makeup. He actually starts growing his hair out so she can have something to braid.

Is ticklish to the point of kicking. Like, come up behind him and tickle him if you want to. You're gonna end up getting the dog shit kicked out of you.

Him if you're under 5'8:

"So, you're short. What's that all about? 👱🏻"

Plays dating sims and tries to date all of them because he doesn't want to hurt anyone's feelings.

He loves wearing polos, bro.

Like, a majority of his closet is different colored polos and cargo shorts. He dresses like a white dad mowing the lawn on a Sunday.

He can't cook, but he thinks he can bake, which he can't. Tamaki and Nejire have had to stomach down a lot of burnt brownies and cakes.

He likes to do arts and crafts, so he will make you a macaroni necklace and he expects you to wear it. All. The. Time.

Prefers Monster High over Barbie, but won't say that outloud in fear of Barbie's wrath.

Absorbs slang like a sponge and surprisingly uses it correctly.

He'll be walking around like "Aye, waddup, Shawty. Heard you broke your leg. That's tough. 😔"

Deku, zooted off pain medication: "Why are you doing this to me? What god have I forsaken to deserve this? 😟"

Probably ate erasers off the pencils in elementary school.

Eats his burgers one layer at a time.

He doesn't understand how planes and boats work. How could something that big just float? How can a giant tank soar in the sky like a bird. He doesn't get it and he honestly doesn't want to at this point.

He's deathly afraid of Koalas after learning they can give humans an STD. He doesn't trust them. What the hell are they doing out there that has all of them riddled with Chlamydia? They're enemy numero uno.

He thought Autumn and Fall were two different seasons up until the beginning of his 3rd year.

#boku no hero academia #mha #my hero academia #mirio togata #mirio x reader #mirio headcanons #this is so dumb

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buckyjamess-archive · 4 years

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Hi Sher! Could I please request some fluffy Gwil hc’s? The yearning is real and I need to feel comforted lol—thanks so much ^___^

✨ Headcanon weekend ✨

you absolutly may! haven't thought about dad!gwil in a while..might need to go on that track? 👀

Holidays with Gwilym and your daughter

New years eve

it's just the three of you

In the comfort of your own home

your five year old is convinced she can stay awake till midnight

and gwil and you let her

the table is filled with snacks

your daughter enjoying the fanciest children's champagne out of her disney mug -she hand picked herself-

it's, like always, all about her

she's the one to pick the games to play

the music to listen to

clinks her mug with yours and gwils wine glasses, cheering a 'cheers!' every few minutes

but when the clock strikes 9 and the sugar rush wears off, she's passed out on the couch

you and gwil play a game or two

Talking about the year and what's in the foreseeable future

Gwilym let's you win a game

You let him win a game

it's cozy, it's nice, it's the way you imagined it to be

A few minutes before midnight gwil wakes up your daughter, still sleepy as he picks her up

when the clock strikes midnight the 3 of you stand outside, watching people cheer and fire fireworks

your daughter, still sleepy and on Gwilyms arm, is in awe of the show

you and Gwilym steal a quick kiss, wishing each other a happy New Year before the neighbours stumble toward the 3 of you.

Easter

It's celebrated at your parents

Like always, your parents have outdone themselves

The place is decorated and there's food everywhere

your daughter and her nieces and nephews are seated at the dinning table, painting eggs and munching away at nan her cookies

You're in the kitchen helping your mum

Gwil's outside with the other guys, hiding eggs around the garden

when all is done, the eggs are drying and dinner is in the oven

You hand your five year old her basket before she and all the others storm outside

your daughter relies on gwil the first few minutes but gwil assures her she can do it on her own

she finds the least amount of eggs

But at the end of the day when you're driving back home and she's half asleep

She'll mumble a 'don't worry I'll share the eggs with you and mummy'

Halloween

She's five with a will of her own

and for a second you're reminded she really is a child of gwil

really, you shouldn't be surprised she has her own idea

The princess costume just doesn't cut it anymore

And the days of cute bear or bee costumes are long forgotten

you're both taken back by her boldness but let her find out what she wants

She has trouble picking a costume as the two of you wait patiently in the aisle

She ends up with a superman costumes because

'Just like dad!'

And you swear Gwilym has to swallow hard at that statement

At night you meet up with friends and watch the kids go wild

And once again on your way back home your daughter promises to share her candy with you and Gwilym

She falls asleep halfway on her father's back who offered a piggy back

and it's you who carries her bag of candy

Her superman cape flying around with every gust of air.

Christmas

She's patient, again, like gwil

She's cuddled up between the both of you in bed

Telling stories about nothing and everything at once

Joking around with Gwilym

Making fun of mummy

And tickle fights with her dad

You get downstairs to prepare breakfast while Gwilym stays in bed with his daughter a little longer

you can hear her giggle from where you are and tour heart grows ten time it's size

She nearly flies down the stairs, gwilym hot on her heels, warning her to take it easy

For once you eat breakfast on the couch but your daughter is to busy opening presents to even notice the christmas tree shaped egg you spend some time on

she tells you guys 'I know you guys buy these' and thanks you

there's one gift left under the tree addressed to Gwilym

He slightly curses you since you mutually decided not to buy present for each other anymore

But all air gets knocked out of him when he's met with a black and white ultrasound and a positive pregnancy test

Your daughter by his side within seconds, curious as always

"What is that?"

And gwil would whisper a "you're going to be a big sister."

it takes a while for both of them to process it

He's going to be a dad again and she's going to be a big sister

But when they do; Gwilym nearly knocks you of your feet when he presses his lips against yours

You're daughter yelling 'that's the best present!' In the background

#bitch bye this is the dream 🤧#gwilym lee x reader #gwilym lee headcanon #gwilym lee #headcanon #*mine

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(Link) First of all thank you to the 280 lovelies who already re-followed me here even when I won't have much to offer :3

With tktober behind me I've had time to sort some things out. As explained I'm taking an indefinite break from writing fics and drabbles, with the exception of a collab or two with Mia if I feel like it, and some short tickle scenarios/headcanons! I feel comfortable with this and will still be loud and excited about fandom and tickles:)

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DC: The High-School AU: The Series: The Staff (the musical)

So I finally cast the school staff and teachers for my DC High School AU, which I thought some of you would have some fun with! I took the subject list from a fairly fancy looking private school, because only schools you have to pay for have their subject lists online, so I’m probably offering way more classes than your average state school, but hey, it’s my AU and I wanted to cram in as many supervillains, obscure heroes, and bad jokes as possible.

Admin & Staff

Principle - Amanda Waller

Deputy Principle & Treasurer - Noah Kuttler (the Calculator)

Nurse - Myra Mason (she was Dr Midnite’s nurse and love interest in the 40s & 50s, then got fridged, but I’m unfridging her and giving her a job with much better survival prospects)

Councillor - Ethel Peabody (she’s a psychiatrist from the Gotham TV show, and also in my headcanon, Amanda Waller’s sister)

Librarian - Stanislaus Johns (The Librarian. I considered bookworm for this job but he’s literally called the Librarian, what was I supposed to do, not use him?)

Admin Staff - Laura Conway (Superman supporting cast and occaisional vampire), Mabel Martin (Riddler’s secretary), Theresa Collins (Goldstar, also Booster Gold’s secretary)

Business

Loren Jupiter (aka Mr Jupiter the richest and therefore most thrustworthy man in the world) - Business 101, Business Law, Entrepreneurship

Wesley Dodds (Sandman) - Business Communications

Annabeth Chamberlain (Brimstone) - Marketing, Hospitality & Tourism (she doesn’t work in tourism, but I figure anyone who can waitress while also having the power to set people on fire and damn them to hell and keeps her job probably knows a whole lot about customer service)

Family & Consumer Science

Miss Tribb (Lobo’s childhood teacher who inexplicably survived the extinction of their species) - Childhood Developement, Early Childhood Education

Neil Richards (The Mad Mod) - Texiles/Sewing, Fashion

Tenzil Kem (Matter-Eater Lad) - Food & Nutrition

Finance

Noah Kuttler (The Calculator) - Personal Finance

Foreign Languages

Matron Bertinelli (Nu52 Huntress, who I’m declaring a sepperate character and the aunt of pre-52 Huntress because they’re radically different characters and I like both of them) - ASL, Italian

Chang Jie-Ru (Nu52 Yo-Yo) - Chinese, AP Chinese

Yolanda Montez (Wildcat II) - Spanish, AP Spanish

Barbara Minerva (Cheetah) - Latin

Health Sciences

Myra Mason - Emergency Medical Responder training

Charles McNider (Dr Midnite) - Anatomy & Physiology, Health Class

Brian Durlin (Savant) - Computer Programming, Web Dev

Jennifer Lyn-Hayden (Jade) - Digital Art 101

Arnold Wesker (Ventriloquist) - 3D Animation, 3D Graphics (I don’t know why but the idea of Wesker as an animator just tickled me. Obviously his real passion is stop-motion, but he learnt 3D because there were more jobs)

English (the fancy private school called this ‘language arts’ which is so prentious it makes me feel slightly nauseous)

Wesley Dodds (Sandman) - English Language, AP English Language

Rac Shade (Shade the Changing Man) - English Literature, AP English Literature

Chloe Sullivan (the worst character in the Smallville TV show, a hotly contested position) - English Language, Communications 101, supervises the School Paper and the Yearbook

Shelly Gaynore (The Whip III) - Englist Literature, Creative Writing

Basil Karlo (Clayface) - Intro to Shakespeare

Nick Scratch (officially his supervillain name is just Scratch, but I refuse to consider that a code-name, looking at you Drake) - Communications 102: Public Speaking

Mathematics (which has a 100% villain make-up, which seems accurate from what I remember of high-school maths)

Noah Kuttler (The Calculator, because I think I’m funny) - Pre-Calc, Calculus, AP Calculus

Harlan Graves (The Underbroker) - Stats, Algebra 1, Algebra 2

Angelo Bend (Angle Man, becuase I know I’m funny) - Geometry, Trigonometry

PE (I realise this is probably too many PE teachers but there are a lot more caonical althetes than just about any other job in the DCU except maybe scientist)

Lawrence Crock (Sportsmaster, you knew this was coming) - Gym, Weight Training, coaches Baseball, Basketball, Tennis & Hockey

Lisa Snart (Golden Glider) - joint-coaches Cheerleading, coaches the Drill Team, Wrestling

Randy Hanrahan (Stallion) - PE, joint-coaches Cheerleading & Cross-Country, coaches Football

William Everett (Amazing Man) - PE, joint-coaches Cross-Country, coaches Track & Field

Matron Bertinelli (Huntress, sort of) - coaches Soccer & gymnastics

Performing Arts

Lisa Snart (Golden Glider) - Dance

Hartley Rathaway (Pied Piper) - Music 101, Music Theory, Composition, teaches Guitar & Percussion

Isaac Bowin (The Fiddler) - Music 101, AP Music Theory, leads Jazz Band, Orchestra, Marching Band

Siobhan Smyth (Silver Banshee) - part-time, leads the Choir and teaches singing

Basil Karlo (Clayface) - Theatre, Theatre 101

Simon Trent (Grey Ghost) - Theatre, Theatre 101, Film Studies

Ted Kord (Blue Beetle) - Theatre Tech

Mary Louise Dahl (Baby-Doll, from B:TAS) - Film Studies, Video Production

Betty Bates (Lady-at-Law, who is technically owned by DC now due to corporate buy-outs) - Debate

Science (do you have any idea how hard it is to pin down areas of specialisation for comic book scientists? TNT is on this list entirely because he’s the only actual honest-to-god professional chemist I could find)

Kirk Langstrom (ManBat) - Biology, AP Biology

Pamela Isley (Poison Ivy) - Biology, Environmental Science

Thomas “Tex” Thomas (TNT) - Chemistry

Achilles Milo (Professor Milo, again not really much of a code name) - Chemistry, AP Chemistry

Will Magnus (I refuse to even dignify it as a code-name) - Physics, Earth Sciences

Ray Palmer (The Atom) - Physics, AP Physics

Adam Strange (DC is just doing this to fuck with me, personally) - Astronomy

Social Studies & Humanities

Barbara Minerva (Cheetah) - World History

Maxie Zeus (ffs) - World History, AP World History (fun fact, Maxie was canonically just a normal history teacher before he got lightning powers, became convinced he was Zeus incarnate, and set out to become a criminal, making him my favourite DC mobster by a country mile)

Terry Long (aka one of the only characters to really deserve to get fridged) - US History, AP European History

Eobard Thawne (every code-name he has is stupid, but lets just go with Reverse-Flash as the least awful option) - US History, AP US History

Nick Scratch - US Government, AP US Government, AP Comparative Politics

Rex Tyler (Hourman) - AP Art History

Magdalene Kyle-Burton (Sister Zero, she’s a sometimes-nun and a sometimes-sister to Catwoman) - Comparative Religion

Michael Carter (Booster Gold) - Economics, AP Microeconomics, AP Macroeconomics

Jonathan Crane (Scarecrow) - Psychology (there is exactly one heroic psychiatrist in all of comics, and I’d already used Dr Fate elsewhere. Scarecrow seemed like the least bad option of the remaining pool for being around children, and he does at least have teaching experience)

Adam Strange - Sociology

Betty Bates (Lady-at-Law) - Law

Richard Occult/Rose Psychic (it’s complicated, lets just say Dr Occult and leave it at that) - part-time, Criminal Justice

Technology & Engineering

Ted Kord (Blue Beetle) - Electronics, CAD, Woodworking

John Henry Irons (Steel) - Engineering, Metalworking

Will Magnus - Robotics

Visual Arts

Linda Lee/Danvers (she’s Supergirl, but I’m making her a different character from Kara Danvers/Kent because the DCU is really short on artists and I needed someone to teach the damn class, although the only thing that really makes her distinct from other supergirls is that she fucked a horse that one time and IDK how that will translate into a personality...) - Ceramics, AP Studio Art: 3D Design, Art 101

Rex Tyler (Hourman) - Graphic Design, Drawing, AP Studio Art: Drawing

Jack Knight (Starman) - Painting, AP Studio Art: 2D Design, Art 101

Jennifer Lyn-Hayden (Jade) - Photography

So there you go - I’ll be honest I still don’t really understand how high-schools in the USA work, and I have no idea what Design studio art even is so I kind of assigned those ones at random, but now it’s done and cannot be changed.

As always this universe is open to prompts so if you want a chapter focussing on any of these characters just drop me an ask or a comment and I’ll see what I can do. Making Dr Occult & Rose Psychic a single gender-fluid person is already on my list to do, since that’s who I thought they were for a longest time when I started reading comics and I’m still kind of annoyed that isn’t canonically what’s going on.

#teen titans fanfiction #amanda waller #ted kord #booster gold #supergirl #john henry irons #will magnus #adam strange #betty bates #ray palmer #maxie zeus #hs au #my fics #my fic #highschool never ends

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archangel1961 · 5 years

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Jercy Headcanon #07

Jason hates marshmallows. He doesn’t care what people say he hates the gooey thing. Loathe it with a burning passion.

“Here’s your hot chocolate bro, drink it while it’s warm.”

“Perce, I hate marshmallows.”

“You’re kidding.”

“I am not.”

Huffing, “Yeah you are, no one hates marshmallows.”

Jason looked Percy in the eye and began to scoop out the fluffy things from his drink, before throwing them to the sink.

Percy gasped dramatically before ‘saving’ the tiny treats.

“You monster! Take that back!”

“I will not.”

Which is why, Percy made it a mission to feed Jason said abominable things whenever he can. Jason hates him for it.

No, he doesn’t but he’s not gonna tell Percy that. But he still hates the marshmallows.

One time, Percy chased him around camp to feed him one of those big bunny-shaped marshmallows.

“Get away from me!!”

“Not until you eat this!”

“NEVER!”

“Then en guarde baby cousin because I’m not stopping until you do!”

The entire camp placed bets whether or not Jason would be caught. Some says he could always fly away and never return but that proved to be useless because Percy asked Blackjack to track Jason with him (bribing him with doughnuts of course).

The two boys kept running until sundown and Percy only manage to catch the other when Jason tripped in strawberry fields.

The son of Poseidon took the opportunity and straddled the blonde before pushing the (surprisingly) still intact mallow on the others mouth. Percy ignored how gorgeous the other looked, hair disheveled, face flushed and framed by strawberry bushes’ fallen leaves and fruits.

“Come on Superman, open up.”

Jason kept his lips sealed until Percy started tickling his sides. Unable to control the outburst of laughter, the son of Jupiter opened his mouth and the older didn’t waste any time to push the treat in.

The look of disgust on the other’s face made Percy laugh obnoxiously, falling to his side.

“Don’t spit that out Jase, you can’t litter here.”

Trying not to gag, Jason glared at him, “I won’t have to if you didn’t shove this in my mouth.”

Was what he tried to say through a mouthful of treat but all that came out were gibberish. Percy laughed again when he heard that but he ruffled the other’s hair.

“Come on! Time for dinner.”

The older held out his hand while the younger tried to swallow the entire thing. Patting his chest a few times before finally reaching out to the offered hand, glare still intact.

It didn’t last long because as soon as he tried to stand, he fell back down again when he felt a sharp pain to his left foot.

“Jason! What’s wrong?”, Percy asked worriedly.

Hissing, the blond tried to move his swollen foot.

“I think I sprained my ankle.”

Feeling guilty for making his cousin run around camp, Percy did the only sensible thing he can think off. He pulled his cousin into a piggyback ride.

“Percy!”

“Yeah?”

“What are you doing?!”

“What’s it look like I’m doing? Carrying you of course.”

Blushing furiously, Jason gripped the other’s shirt tightly.

“I-I can still walk!”

“No you can’t. Plus it’s partly my fault for making you run all afternoon. You tripping is bound to happen.”

“B-But I- “

“Would you prefer I carry you in my arms?”

“Try it and it’ll be the last thing you do.”

Percy laughed at that.

“I won’t. Don’t worry you’re not heavy. Weirdly light for a kid your age and a demigod who trains since young.”

“For the last time you’re only a year older than me! It’s not even a full year!”

“Stop pouting baby cuz, though you look cute when you do.”

“Stop calling me that!”

They kept bickering the entire way back, never noticing the people whispering about ‘shipping them’ or calling them their ‘OTP’.

They won’t understand what those are until much later anyway.

#PJO #HOO #TOA #Riordanverse #Jercy #Jasercy #Jercy Headcanon Series #Percy Jackson #Jason Grace #Percy/Jason #I got the idea from a fanfic I lost a long time ago #credits goes to them too #whoever they are (I'm sorry I forget)#I need to write these down #I had three ideas the week before but I can't remember the other two

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what-a-mystic-mess · 6 years

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SHITPOST WARNING!!

WARNING! This is meant as a joke- and I felt like I needed to clarify this before because there might be some people who might get triggered (kankri vantas 👀 👀) or offended by this for some reason.

Once again I would also like to clarify that I love Mystic Messenger and have no hatred for any of the characters listed below and that it’s just for a fun, jokey, shitpost headcanon.

Jumin

Jumin’s cat pisses everywhere. Like absolutely everywhere. You own shoes? It’s got perfect aim. Don’t drink it tho, Jumin made that mistake once.

Jumin loves daddy dom roleplay. Getting to be daddy’s litle girl really tickles his pickle, if ya know what i mean ;).

He spends his money on absolutely nothing. You got a charity? He won’t donate to it, but if you own a sewer grate he’ll buy it from you. No one knows what he does with the sewer grate, but the next time you’re gonna see it in real bad condition.

Whenever he sees a dog he hisses at it. Not like a cat, as you might think, like a snake. He gets down on his stomach, flops around and dances to flute music. He then hisses at the dog until it flees.

In love with his cat. He hasn’t confessed yet but he is a grade A furry, that’s how in love with it he is.

Zen

He’s gay. Like super gay. So gay that he can’t drive. A homosexual. He’s so gay that he fucks men and doesn’t say no homo. That’s how gay he is.

He could bench press you and your house. Superman who? We only know Zen.

He likes to sing. He’s not good at it tho. He read a study once that if you sing to plants they try to fuck you, so he sung to his cactus and it was so bad that the cactus fucking melted. A fucking desert plant melted at how bad his voice is. It committed suicide at how bad his voice is.

He’s confident in himself. He holds himself so well that he can even get literally anyone and I mean anyone to sleep with him.

He could seduce you into fighting a chihuahua. You’d be so under his spell, you’d yeet that motherfucker into the sun.

Did I mention he’s fuckin’ gay?

Jaehee

A bitch at first. So much that you let Jumin’s cat piss on her when she came over to your house. She was such a bitch at first that you stole Jumin’s cat. That’s his fucking soulmate, don’t you know that?

Also gay. Her and Zen make a gay pair when they go out together. They turn people gay. You thought homosexuality wasn’t contagious? Abso-fucking-lutely wrong. This girl has 30 straight girls in love with her. You wish you were her.

She needs a nap. She sleeps at her desk. She’s been fired 5 times but just kept showing up at work. No one knows how she gets in. No one knows why they still pay her. She breaks in just to sleep.

Could totally fight anyone. The Rock? She could fight him. John Cena? She could fight him. Thor? She could fight him. She wouldn’t win against any of them, but she’d totally fight them.

Yoosung

He still plays World Of Warcraft. No one knows how. They canceled his WiFi subscription 30 months ago.

He wears colored contacts. He owns them in every color of the rainbow. No homo tho.

Heterosexual. Surprisingly.

He wears baseball caps inside. He doesn’t even watch baseball, but for some reason he owns three hats that all say, “Dalphens” in cursive. No one can stop him from wearing the hats.

Totally can’t read cursive, which is why he doesn’t know his hats are spelled wrong.

Can’t count past 46. They’ve tried to teach him but if you try to get him to 47 he starts crying hysterically and screams about one direction breaking up.

Saeran

Emo. So emo that if he sees an Elmo doll in a toy store he crosses out the L.

He gets tattoos that don’t mean anything. His Barbie dolls think he’s a heathen for it. He has one that says, “Live, Laugh, Love” but he can’t read so he thinks it says, “Eat ass get money”

Was a prostitute from birth. He would fling himself onto unsuspecting drivers windows and ask if they were lonely. It never worked. It’s why he has no money.

Makes friendship bracelets and tries to sell them to people for 300 dollars.

He has 600 dollars in his bank account. The bracelet business is doing poorly.

Listens to Michael Jackson. He hopes to see him in concert one day, but he can never manage to get tickets.

He has a stupid name. He chose it just to annoy people. One time Zen tried to call him Vichard for long and he flipped a table.

He dyes his hair with smurf blood. He gets it from the black market. No he won’t give you the think.

Hates life. He can’t read which bathroom he’s going into. He wears a monocle in hopes that it helps, but he just ends up getting called “good sir” by passerby.

Goes MIA for weeks at a time (literally me). Thought he was dead? Nah, he was just in the Caribbean for the eighth time this year.

707

He’s called seven because he’s seven inches total in height. One time someone stepped on him. It’s a miracle that he lived.

Has no soul. He is a redhead after all.

Has watched Making a Murderer like 20 times. Sometimes he takes notes..

Loves to bake. His inspiration is that kid from High School Musical. Although, he refuses to play basketball. It would ruin his $12 Toms.

He doesn’t actually need glasses. He wears them because one time he heard Yoosung say he thought glasses were cute. He’s not gay tho.

Has had a crush on all 700 billion people on the planet. Got at least one nose? He thinks that’s really fucking hot. Got at least two eyelashes? He doesn’t know how he’s gonna kill this boner.

He’s not gay tho

#mystic messenger #mystic messenger shitpost #mystic messenger headcanon #mystic messenger headcanons #yoosung kim #jaehee kang #zen hyun ryu #jumin han #saeyoung choi #707 #luciel choi #saeran choi #jihyun kim

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randomfandomimagine · 6 years

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Heya ! May I have Chocobros' reaction to a teasing / mischievious reader insert who's giving to each one a silly surname ? Thank you very much ! :D

Omg, this is the cutest! Yay, thank you for requesting! Here’s your request as headcanons! :3

Prompto:

There’s no nickname bad or stupid for him, he loves them all

You can actually see his face light up with each new nickname

Some make him giggle, like ‘Chocoboo’ or ‘Prommy’

Other make him blush like ‘cutie pie’, ‘sweet pea’ or ‘angel’

And others just make his heart sing like ‘sunshine’ or ‘sun of my life’

Others are playful like ‘blondie’

Prompto loves it when you call him a nickname

Whatever it may be, and with whatever intention

He just sees them as a way of showing your affection somehow

Prompto also has a lot of reactions to them

He always tells you his opinion on them

“Hey, that one’s new!”

“Aw, that one is very cute!”

“That wasn’t your best, Y/N, hehe”

“That one is very witty”

He just never gets tired of them, they make his day

Ignis:

Most of the time Ignis doesn’t even know what you just called him

He is familiar with the usual ‘Iggy’ and even with the random ‘Igster’

But what the heck is an Oogie Boogie?!

You just call him the most random and stupid sounding thing

You started calling him Oobie Boogie because you thought it sounded like ‘Iggy’ and welp, it’s a thing now

And Ignis hasn’t watched Nightmare Before Christmas and doesn’t know

So you’re pretty amused by that one

You also call him random crap like ‘Ignatio’ or ‘Ignatius’

Or any similar things that you come up and sound remotely like his name

Honestly, Ignis doesn’t mind them at all, it’s amusing to say the least

Even if you’re the one who has the most fun

When you use one of those nicknames for the first time Ignis is so confused, he stares at you and becomes flustered

‘Beg your pardon, Y/N? Is that a new term of endearment of yours?’

Sometimes you will call him something new and adorable and make him chuckle and earn a fond kiss in appreciation

That one time you called him ‘Igor’ he actually laughed out loud

It was so funny to him for some reason, he cried laughing

You will never forget the sight of him taking his glasses off and wiping the tears off his eyes while still laughing

Noctis:

You and Noct are always playfully winding each other up

Your own way of doing it is with nicknames

Some are cute and loving like ‘Prince Charming’ or ‘my Prince’

But most of them are meant to get on his nerves

Like ‘Sleeping Beauty’ or ‘Brood Prince’

Some are way more simple and even more effective

Not even nicknames, just things you call him randomly

Like ‘moron’ or ‘idiot’

And people might think that you’re arguing and insulting each other

When in reality you’re showing your affection even if in an odd way

In response to those nicknames, Noct would just grunt

Depending on his mood, he’ll retaliate or not

Sometimes if he’s sleepy or annoyed he’ll ignore you

Or say something like ‘buzz off’

If he’s feeling playful he’ll say something back to you

Even if he can’t call you ‘stupid’ without smiling, the nerd

But often he just jokingly agrees with you

‘I am an idiot, but only for you’ or ‘I’m stupid because I’m crazy for you’

In the end he usually kind of wins, he’s surprisingly charming

‘Six, Noct!’ And gets you blushing

He smirks in response and hugs you tight, chuckling

Gladio:

You call him lots of fond yet silly nicknames, and he loves most of them

For example the obvious ‘big guy’ or ‘Gladdy’ or ‘big Gladdy’

Sometimes you call him ‘Hercules’ or ‘Superman’ stuff like that, and he beams

Those nicknames that kind of inflate his ego a bit are his fave

Even if he also adores the ridiculously adorable ones

Like ‘teddy bear’, they also make him laugh

Things change when you call him by one of those nicknames

You know the ones, those you made up to tease him

For example, ‘giant man’ or ‘muscle brain’, ‘muscle brain’ or any variation

And he gets somewhat heated, but not in a bad way

You’re the only one that gets away with calling them that, though

But he glares a bit a you when you do

‘I dare you to say that again, gorgeous’ He defies you

‘I said you’re a muscle brain’ You always fall for it

To ‘punish’ you he will do something goofy and adorable

Like tickle you or pick you up

Or deny you a kiss, something pretty silly

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