"... I should have teamed with you back when we were in Smallville together ... Maybe things would have been different" - Said by Lex in the latest Superman issue. Hurts doubly because he is finally opening up an admitting that he enjoys working with Clark and is saying this not knowing that Superman can't hear him since his super hearing was impaired in his latest fight. THEN he gets stabbed by other inmates and while bleeding out calls out for Superman to save him. I am finally getting the Clex content I have wanted and it hurts.
oh my god my HEART. this being a flame lex has held all his life, this regret of what he should've done & what he didn't do & now what he can't fix is so fucked up, it's killing me. lex absolutely is a man defined by his regrets & his inability to acknowledge those regrets or all of him would fall apart.
lex calling for clark to save him while he's bleeding out is permanently scarred into my retinas & brain. my clex heart will never know peace! gonna kms!
Hal Jordan finding out about Nightwing: YOU. You have a *kid*?
Batman: well... Technically he's my oldest and age of majority... But he's still my kid.
Hal Jordan: OLDEST? YOU HAVE MORE? 2? 3?
Batman visibly annoyed:... 6... Legally.
Hal Jordan: I'm going home. This has single handedly killed my willpower for a week, I need to process this.
Later....
Superman: Ah so you finally found out. I'm proud of him honestly, good to see he's willing to bond with others again.
Hal Jordan: You knew?
Superman: ...His kids basically call me Uncle Supes. I've babysat. I was around when he still just had Nightwing
WW: They're so cute! Children of such strength and bravery. Not to mention his dog, his cat, his cow... His son has animals even I've never seen before!
Hal Jordan: I've had enough.
And Hal hasn't even learned about his crime fighting cousin, batwing, Oracle, bluebird, Spoiler, and of course Jarro.
Note: everyone knows Supes is a father, he's the dad to talk your ear off about it but he's too nice with too much country charm for anyone to say anything about it. WW and Martian Manhunter are the only ones who listen absolutely intently.
I originally said this in a reblog but, picture this
Bruce Wayne gets invited by BuzzFeed to read thirst tweets. They are all from his Justice League coworkers.
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Bruce, in a completely monotonous voice: @Superman says: I wanna suck Bruce Wayne's soul out through his dick and spit it back in his face.
Bruce, with a completely straight face: Poetic
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Cue the batkids watching this video after its been uploaded and gone viral on Twitter: Remember when Uncle Supes wrote that tweet about you when he was stoned off his ass??
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Said video was further used as blackmail by Tim, Jason and Steph. Duke couldn't look him in the eye for a week straight. Damian is yet to understand why the kids at school keep making jokes about his dad.