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the-swift-tricker · 35 minutes
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This man needs to be put into a container and studied!!!!
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the-swift-tricker · 2 hours
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somebody probably already made this joke. whatever
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the-swift-tricker · 3 hours
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I saw someone say this and I really wanted to draw it :P
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the-swift-tricker · 3 hours
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No, the perfect dnd team is:
- Elf that majored in the dark arts
- Mama dwarf that cooks ahem he cooks food
- Basic human fighter that needs mental help
- Halffoot that has a wife and kids, but hasn't seen them in years for reasons
- Healer that got eaten by a dragon in the first campaign- OMG IT'S
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the-swift-tricker · 3 hours
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girlhood is touching your necklace whenever you feel nervous
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uh no that's a basket. a blanket is a type of medical adhesive used to stop blood from flowing
wghat the fuck is a blanket
i think it's when a lot of people sit at the same table and there is like food ! hope ythis helps
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the-swift-tricker · 7 hours
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reblog to bonk the person you reblogged it from with a hollow cardboard tube
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the-swift-tricker · 9 hours
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“touch me while your bros play gta” “maybe the 1830s but without all the racists” “you were like a tattooed golden retriever” “get your shit together so I can love you” “You wouldn't last an hour in the ““asylum”” where they raised us”
true, it’s raw, too raw, it’s giving me salmonella and killing and torturing me slowly dear god make it stop
@punkeropercyjackson @fancylala4
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the-swift-tricker · 9 hours
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the-swift-tricker · 9 hours
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Weyes Blood for Hunger Magazine (2024)
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the-swift-tricker · 9 hours
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Puking and shitting
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the-swift-tricker · 9 hours
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the-swift-tricker · 9 hours
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When I was younger and researching the autism diagnosis criteria and symptoms, I thought “oh I couldn’t POSSIBLY be autistic.” Because when I read “takes everything literally” I thought it literally meant EVERYTHING and I was like “I don’t take EVERYTHING literally, just most things!” And I just realized the other day that it didn’t actually mean EVERYTHING and that was an overstatement.
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the-swift-tricker · 9 hours
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lol nice outfit loser *puts phone up to ear* huh…? what? oh um- okay. anyway 1828 called. they said they found something really really scary in goya’s house
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the-swift-tricker · 9 hours
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let's go watch dragon ball budokai, together
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the-swift-tricker · 9 hours
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its so awesome that everything good that happens to me has to be followed by immense suffering of some kind every single time
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