#stardew texts

[myownworlds]

Stardew Valley Batchelors

(Part 1)

Subject: They find out the farmer passed out without telling them

Inc: Sebastian, Sam, Harvey

Warnings: Slight angst, cursing, alcohol mentioned, takes place before romance

AN: Hey guys! This is my first post, so I'm sorry if it's bad. I love the fake text message aus, but I couldn't find one of Stardew Valley. So I made one! I know the point of the game is not being on technology, but I wanted to make something that hopefully someone might find comfort in. I hope you guys enjoy!

Boarders: @saradika-graphics

✿Sebastian✿

✿Sam✿

✿Harvey✿

#stardew valley #stardew sebastian #stardew fanart #smau #text post #texts #fake texts #stardew farmer #stardew harvey #stardew sam #joja mart #junimo #imagines #stardew imagines #stardew smau #stardew texts #sebastian stardew valley #sam stardew valley #harvey stardew valley #sdv harvey #sdv sam #sdv sebastian #sdv au #sdv #sdv smau

[bnnyteef]

Just Shane at work things

#art #digital art #fanart #clipstudio paint #stardew valley #sdv #sdv shane #sdv fanart #my art #shane #thank you to the lovely reblogger who reminded me to add alt text #i totally forgot about that and will be adding that from now on!

[stillhashed]

more in this doodle style i tried out a few months ago, this time with some Stardew characters.

#thank you mikuderes for the alt text!!! #stardew valley #sdv #sdv art #stardew valley fanart #stardew valley art #my art #i like this style I think ill try more with this #sdv harvey #sdv haley #sdv alex #sdv abigail #sdv sebastian #sdv sam

[ejsuperstar]

Imagine you live in pelican town. The new farmer has been here a couple weeks now and seems to be settling in, except... He's picking the weirdest friend choices. Like sure it's not weird to befriend the local fisherman, especially when he has an interest in fishing himself, but you're pretty sure you've seen him rooting through the Saloon's garbage with the local homeless man. As well, he keeps harassing the poor guy who works at Joja even though you KNOW he doesn't want to be friends with him.

And since you're on the topic of weirdness, isn't it odd he seemingly runs everywhere at a full sprint? Or just... Eats entire raw fish while fishing for "energy reasons"...

...

Despite all that, it's too early to call him off putting or anything... He has been engaging in town traditions, and he's started helping out with the old community centre. He's probably like the rest of you. Someone with a few quirks, that will fit in with the valley great!

Surely he can't get any weirder... Right?

#been playing my new sdv save some more recently #i keep thinking about the whole “eldritch” farmer thing #where the famer is just... objectively strange #i fucking love it #i love the idea of the farmer being some sort of higher being #someone who doesnt understand local conventions #someone who doesnt get why its considered weird to eat whole raw fish fresh from the river #or how it might be offputting to greet someone for the first time using their name #but at the same time #this eldritch entity genuinely wants to be a part of the community #they want to learn and they want to love and they want to learn to love #i see minmaxxer/speedrunner eldritch famer a lot #mainly played off for gags #but not genuinely loving their live in the valley eldritch farmer #at least not often #theres so much temptation to write an eldritch farmer x shane fanfic set in spring 1 or some shit lmao #text post #stardew valley #sdv #sdv farmer

[darticous]

just some wholesome workplace fun 😊🙌

#my art #stardew valley #sdv #fanart #sdv fanart #sdv shane #stardew #shane #sam #sam sdv #sdv sam #shane sdv #joja mart #morris #sdv morris #lol i actually hate putting text on my work cos im actually so bad at it #also some things look a little off but im actively choosing to ignore them lolol

[fuckboyzuko]

I love you Stardew Valley I love you Stray I love you Untitled Goose Game I love you indie games with no microtransactions that understand having fun is the whole, entire point.

#stardew valley #stray #untitled goose game #video games #indie games #my text posts #please feel free to add your fav games

[frozenoj]

Sebastian Stardew Valley did you write this

#sdv sebastian #sebastian stardew valley #stardew sebastian #stardew valley #sdv shitpost #frogs #poetry #actual author is: #sam pink #id in alt text

[one-time-i-dreamt]

The Stardew Valley update had a glitch that removed all the furniture in my house, and I was freaking out because me and my wife had nowhere to sleep.

#dream #text #April 20th 2024 #stardew valley #update #animal crossing #game #gaming #queueueueueueueueueueueueueue

[skellagirl]

Back in winter 2022 I started working on a comic of one of my favorite nsfw oneshots, Practical Demonstration, made like five pages, and then promptly dropped it cause I was still in the midst of Art Block From Hell, among other reasons

but the fic series recently got an update and I read it on a flight last week, which has renewed the brainworms :)

The comic's FAR from finished (I've thumbnailed the entire thing and it comes out to twenty-eight pages, while I have thirteen of those pages in varying stages of completion) but I've been having a lot of fun working on it and forcing myself to try and learn new things (backgrounds/environments, in this case) in the pursuit of Harvey Smut LOL

I thought I'd post some WIP shit here, in case ADHD gets my ass and I end up dropping it again 😭 pray for me

#stardew valley #sdv harvey #stardew harvey #stardew farmer #my art #description in alt text #my favorite panel so far is shojo harvey lol :) #I started this so long ago now that my style has noticeably changed hdhrhhrh #I might end up going back and redrawing some aspects of the earlier pages #tbh I've also been doing this to get better at comics bc I want!! to make my original one!!! AT SOME POINT!!!!!! #legit tho this has been some of the most fun I've had drawing in soooo long #even despite me feeling like I'm juggling ten bars of slippery soap every time I draw backgrounds lmao #it's still been fun #now I just have to figure out where the fuck I can post this if/when I finish it since it's. yknow. uh #but that's a problem for Future Me

[crispyliza]

Have you guys ever been in a fandom where the majority of its fanfiction was really high-quality? If so, tell me which fandom it is in the tags. For me it's the Witcher.

#question #i recently got into a few new fandoms and the fanfics were just so... meh #while most of the witcher fics I've read (and I've read A LOT) were so good #they raised my standards #and now they have to be lowered again #text #crispy talks #geraskier #hetalia #hannibal #hannigram #good omens #hazbin hotel #atla #avatar the last airbender #the magnus archives #dungeon meshi #one piece #hermitcraft #mlp #percy jackson #genshin impact #honkai star rail #rottmnt #bdg3 #stardew valley #dc #batman

[ganondoodle]

good lord what is happening to that bears face!!!!

#ganondoodles talks #stardew valley #not in the text portrait but the sprite #scared the shit out of tired me #*fnaf jingle plays*

[myownworlds]

Stardew Valley Bachelorettes

Part 2

Warning: pre relationship, cursing, (isty= I swear to yaga)

Inc: Haley, Maru, Penny

AN: Hey guys! I'm still new to posting, so I'm sorry if it's bad. I love the fake text message aus, but I couldn't find one of Stardew Valley. So I made one! I know the point of the game is not being on technology, but I wanted to make something that hopefully someone might find comfort in. I hope you guys enjoy!

Boarders: @saradika-graphics

✿Haley✿

✿Maru✿

✿Penny✿

#stardew smau #smau #stardew valley #fake texts #sdv au #stardew farmer #stardew texts #maru stardew valley #maru sdv #sdv maru #stardew maru #sdv haley #haley stardew valley #haley sdv #stardew haley #penny stardew valley #penny sdv #sdv penny #stardew penny #stardew valley penny #stardew valley maru #stardew valley haley

[stardewfarmer]

ConcernedApe has revealed a new item coming to Stardew Valley 1.6: the Big Chest, which can store almost twice as much as a regular chest!

Extended alt text:

A tweet from ConcernedApe that reads, “A ton of progress on 1.6 last month, it's (self-imposed) extreme crunch mode, nose to the grindstone (raw nose) mode. Heres' one of the many additions in 1.6. Keeping mostly everything secret”

#stardew valley #stardew news #stardew updates #let me know if I did okay on the alt text! the character limit on mobile is frustrating

[teeth--king]

Haha, stinky!

Based on silly coincidences that happened to me, gotta love dialogue firing in fun places.

#added more text because I felt like it #art #stardew valley #stardew #sdv #stardew valley elliott #stardew elliott #sdv elliott #stardew valley farmer #stardew farmer #sdv farmer #stardew valley art #stardew art #sdv art #fanart

[speremint]

LADY, WHAT? IT'S FUCKIN 11 PM…

also I've never seen this portrait before (thus why my portrait mod wasnt working) but 🤨

#the next text box was just 'youre so strong...' and im like #maam??? #is this one of my mods or the base game i do not know #sdv haley #sdv spoilers #maybe i guess #stardew valley

[nonetoon]

I really like how in Stardew Valley your farmer character gets to be the biggest weirdo in town and everyone just goes with it because you are somewhat nice and are also now the single driving force behind the entire town economy

#text #dumb stuff #stardew valley