#star wars races

[incorrectstarwarsquotess]

Anakin, laughing: I promised myself that if I didn’t become a Jedi Knight by 21, I was just gonna become a serial killer.

Ahsoka, looking scared: Well, dude, how old are you? I’m getting nervous.

#source: RuPaul’s Drag Race #star wars #incorrect star wars quotes #anakin skywalker #obi wan kenobi #star wars episode iii: revenge of the sith #star wars episode ii: attack of the clones #star wars episode i: the phantom menace #ahsoka tano #clone wars incorrect quotes #incorrect clone wars quotes #star wars: the clone wars

[thesitharts]

Star Wars races stop being just human but slightly to the left challenge

​i know its easier to make or whatever but youre telling me ALL the sentient races that evolved on water planets are bipedal with distinctly human-like features? Where are the sentient sea serpents.

#Star Wars #i mean come on #Star Wars races #jess says stuff

[padawansuggest]

Anakin: *after his 5th failed Coruscant driving test in a row* hmm…

Mace: You’re the reason your master is going grey already. This is why I have to take you to this once a month instead of him.

Anakin: That’s fair, but in my defense, I think those speeder bikes weren’t where they were supposed to be either.

Mace: Yes. Because your speeder pushed them on top of that building.

Anakin: …that’s also fair.

#star wars #incorrect star wars quotes #anakin skywalker #mace windu #he’s not a horrible driver he’s just an illegal one #those drifts? illegal. that chase? illegal. jumping out when he saw a cool tooka? illegal af #he’s just here for a good time and keeps forgetting it’s a test and not a race #after his first failed test the teachers keep showing up in more and more armor #they plan on finding him a Mandalorian next time maybe they can find new amusement in that one

[n64retro]

#nintendo 64 #nintendo #N64 #N64 controller #N64 cartridge #N64 games #hardware #tech #nintendo aesthetic #turok 2 #super mario 64 #dark rift #star wars shadows of the empire #the legend of zelda: ocarina of time #wave race 64 #hexen #PAL region

[jackdaw-kraai]

“The Jedi were wrong—” “The Jedi were right—” “Darth Vader is a villain—” “Darth Vader is a victim—”

The Jedi and Darth Vader are whatever the hell I need them to be to make the story happen get the fuck on my level

#star wars #jedi #darth vader #i do not give a shit about your disk horse #i will play whatever side of the argument i want or need to #to make my story happen #they are fictional characters and SO HELP ME GODS #they WILL serve the purposes of my plot! #i attach my emotional health to no fucking horse in this race #instead i feed them sugar cubes laced with lsd to make the race more interesting

[carnation-damnation]

My contribution to the fankid sillies. Quirky kid who's mostly in the care of Shadow's chao, and is a little too interested with the concept of time traveling...

#Doing my part in the war on petri dish fankids on the side of the petri dish children #<- HALF STOLE THIS CAPTION #thank you lovelyn for letting me torture you with a rough draft that was really sad I did a complete 180 #Comet the Hedgehog #Sonadow Fankid #Sonic oc #sth #sonic #i owe lovelyn for the nebby nickname also. obsessed #art from the den #artists on tumblr #how did this beast come to be? idk google how stars are born I'm not ur dad #maybe they raced and went sooo fast they ripped open the fabric of the universe and left a clone in the stardust. or something #Do not take me seriously I need to go to bed. Goodnight honk shoooo

[bad-batch-lurker]

Gonna have to start a GoFundMe to pay Dee Bradley Baker, IN CHARACTER, to read and respond to thirst posts about Tech (but also Hunter, Echo, Crosshair, and Wrecker as treats).

Who’s with me? 🤣

#my heart races for you #the bad batch #tech bad batch #bad batch #tbb #tbb tech #tech tbb #tech #bad batch tech #tech lives #star wars #tech the bad batch #dee bradley baker #tbb hunter #the bad batch tech #tbb wrecker #tbb crosshair #tbb echo #tech bb

[posthumousvigor]

Do you think bail organa ever accidentally got in the middle of some kenobi vs. amidala turbo passive aggression. Like the two of them are vaguing each other left and right (about anakin, of course) and bail's there like "???"

#when he found out about the twins etc at the end of rots he mustve been like ohhhhhh i get it now #man just wanted to go to work and all of a sudden hes hearing the drag race rattle sound #obikin #obi wan kenobi #star wars #padme amidala

[io-u-a-moon]

"want to make a run for it? we can share my jacket as an umbrella, non?"

Special thanks to @carronyaflowers for writing this amazing fic that inspired this!

#lestappen #charles leclerc #max verstappen #f1 #my art #picked this back up after sundays race #and no i don't want to talk about it #not star wars #tjatvu art #vettelzz on twt!

[lychniis]

reader : you know, back in my world...my universe, we sent these disks out on one of our first space probes. they were called the golden records and they contained things about us. our culture, our music, our world, our people. even our history and biology. all of it spanning over ninety minutes. scientists...they stated that those records? they will last over a billion years. could you believe that? they'll last longer than human civilization, and possibly any civilization after that. and if some alien species did find it in the far off future, did manage to learn how to play it...they'd be reading the last memoirs of the human race. we'd be gone but that record? it would be there, and then you realize...that was our way of finding immortality. those songs, those photos, those greetings; that was us. that was all of us, who we were; the last credible proof of our existence to a people who might have never heard of us. and then you realize, with all that time it might take, with all vastness of the universe it might have to travel...we're just...so small compared to it all.

jing yuan : ...i love you but i think you need to sleep.

reader : sleep...huh it also makes you think about the workings of the human body-

jing yuan : *slaps hand over your mouth* no.

@hiraethsdesires @silentmoths @crystalflygeo @zhxngii @ofoceansandtombsanew

#&&. incorrect quotes !! #jing yuan x reader #honkai star rail #honkai star rail jing yuan #jing yuan #i listened to some recordings from the GR last night #and it brought thoughts #i did not sleep #honestly it's so meloncholic in a sense #to think we'll die out but we'll still have this to be remembered by #an idealized take on the human race #there's no war in the records. no poverty. no famine #and while i might say that it doesn't encapsulate humanity as a whole #i also realize i tend to see the worse in it more than the good sometimes #and a part of me #that really optimistic part of me #is glad that we do have that romanticized take #yes it's cheesy #yes it's not the whole picture #but when you see the ugliness more than the good #and you listen to all those people who were just so hopeful #you realize that the human race is not just hellfire and agony #and it makes you feel a little better

[pepperoniparadise]

“I am a Jedi, like my father before me.”

#star wars #a new hope #empire strikes back #return of the jedi #phantom menace #attack of the clones #revenge of the sith #battlefront #mark hamill #hayden christensen #james earl jones #alec guinness #harrison ford #ewan mcgregor #i am a jedi #like my father before me #light saber #duel #pod race #anakin skywalker #luke skywalker #darth vader #obi wan kenobi #han solo #like father like son #death star #tatooine #cloud city #count dooku #christopher lee

[queer-book-character-tournament]

Character, book, and author names under the cut

Alys “Crash” Ongwa- The High Republic: Midnight Horizon by Daniel José Older

Lady Ursula- Hunger Pangs: True Love Bites by Joy Demorra

Max Owen- Magical Boy by The Kao

Alanna of Trebond- Song of the Lioness by Tamora Pierce

#Alys Ongwa #Crash #The High Republic #THR #Star Wars #The High Republic Adventures #THRA #Midnight Horizon #race to crash point tower #The High Republic: Midnight Horizon #Daniel José Older #Lady Ursula #Ursula #Hunger Pangs #True Love Bites #Hunger Pangs: True Love Bites #Joy Demorra #Max Owen #Magical Boy #The Kao #Alanna of Trebond #Alanna Trebond #Song of the Lioness #Tamora Pierce #polls #lgbt books #queer book character tournament 2

[cats-and-reclaiming-my-life]

Obi-wan, 15 minutes, 5/12

(my favorite so far other than all the other ones)

#my art #obi wan kenobi #obi wan #star wars #sw tcw fanart #sw tcw #star wars fanart #star wars the clone wars #star wars art #I RACED to finish this on time #the game is I only get as long as a Sprinto sprint #15 minute time limit #and on GOD this man is detailed #plus there was a complex angle and intense contrast

[ana-cantskywalker]

If I had a nickel for every time I fell in love with an animated tv show that was a spin off from a popular movie franchise, whose protagonist was a dorky slightly shaggy boy who was a genius mechanic/inventor and also that universe's equivalent of a horse girl, who was in love with a strong independent female with a love for weapons (who he'd had a crush on since he was a young teenager, and who found him annoying for the first part of their relationship) and had a team that he considered family, most of the plot switched between said family adventuring and helping people, and our protag being obsessed over by a deranged man with all of his screws loose, that simultaneously loved and hated the protag, had tattoos on his face and a red and black color scheme, and other than the deranged man, our main villain was a genius obsessed with the art of war, seeing it as a game to be played with our main cast, the show had several big villains and events that were never quite resolved because they got resolved in the movies, throughout the show we get to see our protagonist evolve from an unsure adolescent to a confident selfless leader, and the show does a great job of adding to the worldbuilding and expanding the already established universe of the franchise, and although it was technically a children's show, it managed to have very mature and complex storylines and themes, while also not taking itself very seriously and giving us a nice balance of fanservice and witty humor.

I'd only have two nickels

but it is weird that it happened twice.

#is this too specific #probably #but look me in the eyes and tell me that I am wrong #star wars #star wars rebels #ezra bridger #httyd rtte #httyd #race to the edge #hiccup haddock #how to train your dragon #dragons race to the edge #dagur the deranged #look man #maul and dagur are almost the same character #sans dagurs redemption arc #but they are psychotic in the same way

[aspenstarflare]

Ahsoka gets kidnapped once again:

Kidnapper: We have your child.

Anakin:

Anakin: You mean, you have Ahsoka?

Kidnapper: Yes.

[Anakin snorts and whispers something under his breath]

Anakin: Pft, good luck.

Kidnapper: What?

Anakin: You see, you’re gonna die today, the question merely is, who’s gonna kill you first.

Anakin grinning like a maniac: Ahsoka.. Rex.. Padmé..

Anakin igniting his lightsaber switching to a death stare on his face: Or me.

Kidnapper: . . . [Regretting life choices]

#anakin skywalker #ahsoka tano #captain rex #padmé amidala #anakin and ahsoka #anakin is such a dad #anakin is a father to ahsoka and the 501st #padmés ahsoka’s mom #rex is ahsoka’s older brother #ahsoka is a sister to the clones #clone wars #y’all people need to stop kiddnapping ahsoka #this happens every season #but also like it’s a funny race against time to see if ahsoka will jusy free herself or if anakin will go on a murder spree to free her #but also this is one of a thousand reasons ahsoka has ptsd #and anxiety #star wars #clone wars headcanons #star wars headcanons

[archivistofnerddom]

The reaction I imagine Wrecker, Tech, and Omega having when Hunter and Echo want to know whose brilliant idea it was for Tech to participate in (and win) that Riot Race on Safa Toma to save Cid:

#it’s funny because it’s accurate too #they’d say it was a group decision too #(mom and dad are disappointed and mad) #winning riot races does not constitute laying low #star wars #the bad batch #tbb tech #tbb wrecker #tbb omega #tbb hunter #tbb echo #legends of tomorrow #nate heywood #ray palmer #zari tomaz #zari tarazi