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stirlingmoss · 11 months

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LIX those who have been constant and who trust in their Lord.

LVIII And for those who believed and did good deeds, We will prepare for them lofty dwellings in the garden, with streams running below them, wherein they will abide, a perfect reward for the workers,

LVII Every being will experience death; then you will be returned to Us.

(Mecca was considered as a sanctuary. Therefore, fighting was not allowed there, and whoever entered Mecca (especially in the neighbourhood of the Ka’bah) was safe—a privilege that other cities in Arabia did not have.

i.e., the false gods and idols.)

LVI O servants of Mine who believe, My earth is wide indeed; so let it be Me that you serve.

Advice to Persecuted Believers

(This passage addresses poor Muslims who were subject to persecution in Mecca and had to move elsewhere. Some of them were worried that they would not find provisions if they moved to a new place. )

LV The day the penalty comes upon them from over their heads and under their feet, God will say, “Taste what you have produced.”

LIV They urge you to hasten the penalty, even though hell surrounds the scoffers.

LIII They urge you to hasten the penalty, but had it not been for a definite term, the penalty would surely have happened to them. But it will actually come upon them suddenly, while they are unaware.

Hastening the Punishment

LII Say, “God is sufficient as a witness between me and you, knowing everything in the heavens and the earth. As for those who believe in what is false and disbelieve in God, they are the losers.”

LI Isn’t it enough for them that We have revealed the Book to you, which you recite to them? Surely in that is mercy and a reminder for people who believe.

L they say, “Why weren’t wonders from his Lord revealed to him?” Say, “The wonders are in God’s power alone; I am only an open warner.”

The Pagans Demand Signs

(They were not convinced of the Quran’s literary miracle and, therefore, asked for tangible signs similar to the staff of Moses.)

XLIX No, these are signs that are clear in the hearts of those to whom knowledge has been given; no one rejects Our signs except the unjust:

XLVIII You could not recite a book before, and you don’t write it yourself— in that case the prattlers would surely have been skeptical.

One Last Revelation

XLVII For thus have We revealed the Book to you, so those to whom We have given scripture believe in it; and some of these people believe in it too; and no one rejects Our signs except the ungrateful.

Arguing with the People of the Book

XLVI And do not contest the people of scripture, unless with what is better, except those of them who have been unjust: say, “We believe in what was revealed to us, and what was revealed to you; for our God and your God is one, to Whom we acquiesce.”

Advice to the Prophet

XLV Recite what has been revealed to you from the Book, and pray regularly; for prayer restrains from that which is abominable and disavowed. And remembrance of God is even greater. And God knows what you do.

XLIV God created the heavens and the earth in a suitable manner: surely in that is a sign for the believers.

XLIII But while We give people these examples, no one understands them except those who know.

XLII God knows whatever else they pray to, for God is the almighty, the supremely wise.

XLI The pattern of those who take to patrons other than God is like the spider who builds a nest: for the flimsiest of houses is surely the spider’s nest. If only they knew!

{Externally, the web is too flimsy to protect the spider against rain and strong wind. Internally, the spider’s family structure is fragile, since some species are cannibalistic, with the female preying on the male and the young eating their own mother.}

God Is the Mighty Protector

XL So We punished each one for his sins. Among them were those against whom We sent a storm, and among them were those whom the blast overcame, and among them were those whom We made the earth swallow, and among them were those whom We drowned. Yet God was not trying to oppress them; rather, they had wronged their own selves.

XXXIX And Qarun, and Pharaoh, and Haman— Moses brought them clear proofs, but they considered themselves great on earth, though they were not the first.

XXXVIII And so the Ad and Thamud, as is evident to you from their dwellings: yet Satan made their acts seem pleasing to them, blocking them from the path in spite of their intelligence.

{Meccan caravans always passed by these ruins on the way to Yemen and Syria for business.}

Previously Destroyed Nations

XXXVII But they disowned him; so a quake seized them, and morning found them cowering prostrate in their homes.

XXXVI And to the Madyan was sent their brother Shu‘aib, who said to them, “O my people, serve God, and expect the final day; and do no harm on earth, corrupt.”

Shu'aib's People Destroyed

XXXV And We have left an eloquent sign of that for people who use their reason.

XXXIV “We will send down upon the people of this town a punishment from the sky, because they have been immoral.”

XXXIII Now when Our messengers came to Lot, he was troubled and uneasy because of them, but they said, “Do not fear, do not grieve, for we are to save you and your family, except your wife, who is a laggard.

{Since the angels came in the form of handsome men, Lot was worried for the dignity and safety of his guests among his people—not knowing that they were angels.}

The People of Lot Destroyed

XXXII He said, “But Lot is there.” They said, “We know better who is there; we will indeed spare him and his family, except for his wife, for she is one who tarries.”

XXXI And when Our messengers came to Abraham with glad tidings, they said, “We are to destroy the people of this town, for its people have been wrongdoers.”

Abraham Visited by Angels

XXX He said, “O my Lord! Protect me against people who cause trouble!”

XXIX “Do you actually go to men, disrupting the way of nature, you commit abomination in your association?” And his people had no answer but to say, “Produce for us the punishment of God, if you are one who is truthful.”

XXVIII And Lot—he said to his people, “You are committing indecency unprecedented in all the world.

The People of Lot

XXVII And We bestowed Isaac and Jacob on him, and We placed prophecy and scripture among his descendants, and We gave him his reward in the world; and at the end he will certainly be one of the worthies.

{Through honourable mention, righteous family, etc.}

XXVI But Lot believed him and said, “I am fleeing to my Lord, who is almighty, supremely wise.”

XXV And he said, “You only take to images without divinity out of your regard for each other in the life of this world. But then on the day of resurrection you will deny each other and curse each other. And your abode will be the fire, and you will have no saviors.”

XXIV Now Abraham’s people had no reply but to say, “Kill him!” or “Burn him!” But God saved him from the fire. Surely there is a sign in that for people who believe.

{The idolaters tried to burn Abraham because he smashed their idols. See 21:51-71 for the full story.}

Abraham Prevails

XXIII Those who scoff at the signs of God and the meeting with God are they who despair of My mercy; for them there is a painful penalty.

{lit., My mercy.}

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XXII And you won’t cause frustration, on earth or in the heavens; and you have no protector and no savior besides God.

XXI God punishes whomever God will, and God grants mercy to whomever God will; and to God you will be received.

XX Say, “Travel the earth and see how God originated the creation; and God will produce the final genesis. For God has power over all things.

XIX Don’t they see how God initiates the creation, then renews it? Indeed, that is easy for God.

XVIII “Even if you repudiate truth, so did peoples before you. And there is no obligation on the messenger but clear communication.”

Warning to Meccan Pagans

XVII “You are only worshipping graven images, not God; and you manufacture falsehood. But what you worship, which is not God, cannot sustain you; so seek sustenance of God, and worship God, and be grateful to God, who is your final destiny.

XVI and Abraham: remember how he said to his people, “Serve and be conscious of God; that is best for you, if you realize.

The People of Abraham

XV But We delivered him and the company of the Ark, and made that a sign for all peoples;

XIV We sent Noah to his people, and he remained among them for a thousand less fifty years; but the flood took them while they were still doing wrong.

Noah's People Destroyed

XIII They will bear their own burdens, and other burdens with their own; and they will be questioned, on the day of resurrection, about what they fabricated.

{The burdens of those they misled.}

XII And scoffers say to believers, “Follow our way, and we will bear your faults,” but they will not bear with their faults at all; for they are in fact lying.

False Promise

XI And God surely knows who believe and surely knows the hypocrites.

X But there are some people who say, “We believe in God,” yet when they’re harassed on God’s account, they construe the strife of men as the castigation of God. And if help came from your Lord, they would say, “We were actually with you!” But is God not best acquainted with what is in the hearts of beings?

The Hypocrites

IX And those who believe and do good works We will include among the righteous.

VIII We have prescribed for man goodness to his parents; but if they strive to get you to associate with Me what you have no knowledge of, then don’t obey them. Your destination is to Me; I will tell you about what you were doing.

{Other gods.}

VII And for those who believe and do good works, We will pardon their evils, and We will reward them for the best of what they were doing.

VI And those who struggle strive only for their own souls; for God is independent of all worlds.

V For whoever looks forward to the meeting with God, the appointed time of God is sure to arrive; and God is all-hearing, all-knowing.

The True Believers

IV Or do evildoers think they can outrun Me? Their judgment is bad!

III We did indeed try those before them, and God does know who were truthful, and does indeed know who were false.

II Do people think they will be left alone as long as they say, “We believe,” without their being tried?

I Alif Lam Mim

The Test

#29:1-59 #The Spider

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prawn-toon · 3 years

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Hopped on this trend incredibly late! (very on brand for me)

#sonic the hedgehog #shadow the hedgehog #dead by daylight #deathslinger #liy #leafy #bfb #beastars #legosi #luke castellan #pjo #do I even tag this one?#yeah I’m tagging it #babyface toy story #shoutout to my one friend who suggested I “draw the mechanical spider-like toy from sid’s house in toy story”

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tojolo · 6 years

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Red Spider Lily. Death, the coming of winter, the afterlife

Ooooh boy...I’m finally halfway into this endeavor, also I didnt notice until now that I was making this one as the fifth in line haha, quite fitting for the fifth espada don’t you think? As usual inspired by this post

Please do not edit or repost!

#nnoitra #nnoitra gilga #bleach #espada #arrancar #fanart #spider liies are still bullshit but damn they are decorative #and yeah I'm making all 10 of them #I want the whole set #why do I set these goals for myself...#I need to go back and fix some stuff on szayel's though #some lineweight and such #next up is either stark or aaroniero since I have ideas for both #espada flower series

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fangeekkk · 6 years

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Someone: so how do you like the game so far?

Me: It’s ok.

Me, on the inside: That avengers: infinity war ad is already fucking me up and making me emotional and it’s not even the whole movie. Does Peter-Man the Spideyboy not know that he is IN SPACE??? AND THERE IS NO OXYGEN??? WHY’D HE TAKE HIS MASK OFF??? AND VISION IS ALIVE??? AND WITH CAP AND WIDOW??? SO DOES HE SURVIVE HIS ATTACK FROM THANOS’ MINIONS??? WAS THAT NATASHA WITH THE BADASS WOMEN SQUAD??? AND CAP/NOMADS NEW SHIELD??? NOT TO MENTION BUCKYS LONG FLOWY CONDITIONED HAIR?? THE TWO SHERLOCKS IN ONE ROOM???? TONYS NEW ARC REACTOR????? MARVEL WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME?!???!??

Me: ya it’s going great.

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thecoffeelovingfreak · 2 years

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may flowers

"can words describe the fragrance of the very breath of spring?" - neltje blanchan

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Hello and welcome! This event may be starting late, but alas I wanted to host it either way! Come frolick in the fields with me!

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Running time: 12 March - 21 June

Event type: drabbles (by prompt and request!)

Guide: simply send in your request with one of the 55 prompts and add a character! There will be no limit to the drabbles I will write, and you can request for multiple! I may however, decline your request if I am not inspired.

The characters for this event will be all of the characters from bungou stray dogs, vanitas no carte, twisted wonderland, castlevania, and tears of themis! I am expanding my rules for this event since I would like to become well-versed in the majority of characters!

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prompts (based on flower language):

i. - ambrosia: "your love is reciprocated"

ii. - apple: "temptation"

iii. - blue rock bindweed: "repose; night"

iiii. - pink carnation: "i'll never forget you"

v. - cyclamen: "resignation; goodbye"

vi. - daffodil: "unrequited love"

vii. - enchanter's nightshade: "witchcraft; sorcery"

viii. - evergreen thorn: "solace in adversity"

ix. - everlasting pea: "lasting pleasure"

x. - fern: "magic; fascination"

xi. - forget-me-not: "memories"

xii. - gardenia: "secret love"

xiii. - dark geranium: "melancholy"

xiv. - gloxinia: "love at first sight"

xv. - hazel: "reconciliation"

xvi. - heliotrope: "devotion; faithfulness"

xvii. - purple hyacinth: "i am sorry; please forgive me"

xviii. - hydrangea: "thank you for understanding"

xix. - iris: "your friendship means so much to me"

xx. - ivy: "wedded love"

xxi. - spanish jasmine: "sensuality"

xxii. - jonquil: "desire for affection returned"

xxiii. - lily of the valley: "sweetness"

xxiv. - lotus: "eloquence"

xxv. - magnolia: "nobility"

xxvi. - marigold: "jealousy"

xxvii. - mistletoe: "kiss me"

xxviii. - orchid: "beauty"

xxix. - pansy: "thoughts"

xxx. - blue periwinkle: "early friendship"

xxxi. - persimon: "bury me amid nature's beauties"

xxxii. - petunia: "resentment; anger"

xxxiii. - pomegranate flower: "mature elegance"

xxxiv. - white poppy: "consolation"

xxxv. - primrose: "i can't live without you"

xxxvi. - raspberry: "remorse"

xxxvii. - rhododendron: "beware; danger"

xxxviii. - dark crimson rose: "mourning"

xxxix. - tea rose: "i'll remember always"

xl. - white rose: "i am worthy of you"

xli. - moss rosebud: "confessions of love"

xlii. - sweet scabious: "widowhood"

xliii. - snowdrop: "hope"

xliv. - spider flower: "elope with me"

xlv. - starwort: "afterthought"

xlvi. - stonecrop: "tranquility"

xlvii. - yellow sweetbrier: "decrease of love"

xlviii. - tamarisk: "crime"

xlix. - variegated tulip: "beautiful eyes"

l. - vine: "intoxication"

li. - blue violet: "i'll always be there"

lii. - viscaria: "will you dance with me?"

liii. - water willow: "freedom"

liv. - winter cherry: "deception"

lv. - yellow zinnia: "daily remembrance"

#2022 may flowers event #bsd #bungou stray dogs #bsd x reader #vnc #vanitas no carte #vnc x reader #twst #twisted wonderland #twst x reader #coff writes for bsd🥂#coff writes for vnc🍷#coff writes for twst🍸

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dracocheesecake · 3 years

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LILII WEEK

June 6th- June 12th

Based on the beloved characters from J.M Lee's YA book Song of the Dark Crystal and the Quest for the Dual Glaive comic, LiLii week is a creative event for anyone who wants to join in on expressing their love for The Satrist and his Urru counterpart the Storyteller! Draw, doodle, write, whatever you like for the prompts below and have fun!

Prompts:

Day 1: Riddles

Day 2: A Long Story

Day 3: A Bad Joke

Day 4: Spiders

Day 5: Paralyzed

Day 6: Song

Day 7: The Weaver and the Woven

Rules:

Any content submitted doesn't have to be shippy in nature, but these two characters (SkekLi and UrLii respectively) must be the focus.

The prompts listed do not necessarily have to be followed! Draw/write/etc whatever your heart desires!

Anything trigger worthy in any works must be properly tagged! This includes violence, NSFW, etc.

No pedophilia, incest, non-con, or generally anything extremely explicit please.

Works don't necessarily have to be submitted during LiLii week- before or after is fine. This event is for fun, no pressure here!

Please make sure you use the tag #LiLii Week and tag @li-lii-week so we can see it! We'd love to see everything you guys make!

Have fun!

(Any questions? My DMs are open @dracocheesecake)

#the dark crystal #urru #skeksis #LiLii Week!!!#I'mma doin it!

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pidge-poetry · 1 year

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Milk & Black Spiders in Oxford | 9th May 2023 | [x]

#foals #liy tour #milk & black spiders #oxford #yannis philippakis #jack bevan #walter gervers #jimmy smith

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fenneykindlefire · 3 years

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My BFB Species List

Here are all the animals I see the BFB characters as

Death P.A.C.T:

Black Hole: Beetle Bottle: Dolphin Liy: Rabbit Pen: Penguin Pie: Magpie Pillow: Sloth Tree: Tree Frog Remote: Badger

A Better Name Than That: 8-Ball: Binturong Basketball: Tiger Blocky: Rhino Golf Ball: Quoll Grassy: Hedgehog Robot Flower: Robot Skunk Tennis Ball: Labrador Retriever TV: Cobra

Team Ice Cube: Barf Bag: Raccoon Bomby: Pufferfish Bracelety: Chipmunk Donut: Deer Firey Jr: Phoenix Chick Gelatin: Jellyfish Naily: Snake Spongy: Walrus

Free Food: Yellow Face: Spider Fries: Cardinal Puffball: Poodle Stapy: Kangaroo Foldy: Fox Marker: Rockhopper Penguin Bell: Canary Eraser: Striped Hyena

The Losers: Firey: Phoenix Loser: Frilled Lizard Needle: Porcupine Coiny: Mouse Pin: Woodpecker Eggy: Chicken Clock: Rooster Cake: Siamese Cat

Iance: Flower: Skunk Snowball: Snowshoe Hare Lightning: Peregrine Falcon Pencil: Ferret Match: Mink Bubble: Seal Ruby: Red Squirrel Fanny: Hummingbird

BEEP: Roboty: Robot Chicken Leafy: Leaf Insect David: Monkey Cloudy: Pomeranian Balloony: Horse Nickel: Rat Rocky: Rock Dove Woody: Beaver

Bleh: Book: Cocker Spaniel Ice Cube: Lemming Lollipop: Giraffe Gaty: Echidna Taco: Chihuahua Saw: Saw Shark Teardrop: Otter Dora: Monkey (same as David)

Other: One: Archaeopteryx Two: Sabertooth Cat Three: Triceratops Five: Velociraptor Six: Dodo Seven: Elephant Bird Eight: Dimetrodon Nine: Quokka Ten: Tenrec Infinity: Pterodactyl Profily: Blue Jay Portable Music Player: Ermine CRT: Cricket Speaker Box: Crab X: Xoloitzcuintli Four: Tasmanian Wolf

#battle for dream island #battle for bfb #bfdi #bfb #animalization

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zippers · 3 years

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i am so drunk right now but... i cannot believe coronavirus.... been playing baldurs gate 3 all day and drinking wine and i got so immersed in the world that i forgot about coronavirus.... WHAT.... i cannot beelieve that i mean,... i had to take an extra college year bc of coronavirus..... i have not been able to see my family for over a year bc of coronavirus.... but then a few days ago me and my fully vaccinated bestie (jorge <3 <3 <3 xoxoxoxox <3 <3 <3) were hanging out........ and it was like no coronavirus........ god i miss people...........!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 I love everyone i love everybody oka goodnight i am going back to baldurs gate 3 i am in some fucking awful spider fight lol i keep missing my attack against this one spider12!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 <:3 <L( :<( >:* .:9 >:( finally got that face rigt lololLOL <:( duk >:( yay i got it right again >:( >;( my keyboard isnt as brightly liy as *lit as i want it to be. okay. bla this is a mess lol bye !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#lol

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meadowmood · 3 years

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The Nature Spirits of Thera

This is the second upload I will be doing for all of the work I did for my senior show centering around my own stories and characters. If you would like to view the entire exhibition now, click this link! It includes a number of short stories, illustrations, and character bios for your viewing pleasure!

(now back to learning about nature spirits)

Nature spirits are an incredibly important species on Thera and integral to maintaining its natural balance. They are all descended from Lun and Liy, the original nature spirits and are beings made of pure magical energy.

Life cycle:

Nature spirits do not reproduce, but are instead reincarnated once they die. Thus nature spirits do not have “family trees”, only lines of previous incarnations. Subsequent incarnations do not inherit anything from the previous spirit, but can recall a small amount of knowledge or a memory that their predecessor chose to pass on.

Once a spirit dies their physical body dissolves and their essence travels across the surface of Thera until they find a space to settle down and incubate. The essence then takes whatever matter is around them and excretes a spider silk-like substance and binds it together to form a hard shell around themselves, almost like an egg or chrysalis. If they settle in a forest it may be composed of moss, twigs, and leaves, in a desert it may be sand and stone, etc.

It is within this chrysalis that the essence grows a physical body, and will develop anywhere from 6 to 9 months within this state. Although rare, it is also possible for twins to develop at this time and create sibling spirits. Any number higher than two embryos is exceedingly rare. Upon hatching, newborn spirits appear iridescent and amorphous, like a pearl that doesn’t know what shape it wants to be. Nature spirit’s bodies only gain an appearance as they age, and their appearance is heavily influenced by their environment and developing personality, as well as what light they incubated under (Lun, Liys, or both in Middle Thera). This also affects how their magic manifests as well. There are 3 different kinds of spirits that can develop once they have reached adolescence at about 20 years of age.

Types of Nature Spirits

Territorial

These spirits tie themselves to a specific place and imbue their magic within it. Spirit territories contain powerful magic and can either be places of sanctuary or terrible danger. Animals within these territories can sometimes absorb the spirit’s magic and become loyal to them, becoming what is called a familiar.

Elemental

These spirits connect themselves to a specific element of nature, using their magic to exert some level of control over it. Things like Fire, Light, Storms, Earth, and Fauna are all things that could fall under a spirit’s magical will. They often will make their home wherever they can be surrounded by their element, sometimes traveling wherever they can find it.

Conceptual

These spirits follow a specific idea or philosophy, dedicating their power to a set of ideals. They are the smallest group of spirits and also typically the weakest magically. They are nomadic by nature and will travel across Thera speaking to whoever will listen about what they believe in. Conceptual spirits often have the most contact with people and society and are more likely to be spotted within towns and cities than their more isolated counterparts.

Nature Spirits Lifespans

Nature spirits can live for hundreds or even thousands of years. After they either perish from unnatural causes or their bodies no longer have enough magic to sustain a physical form, they fade away and the cycle begins anew. Sometimes a nature spirit can live for so long and become so powerful they ascend into godhood, as was the case with Lun and Liy. This phenomenon is incredibly rare and most spirits will pass away without ascending.

#most likely the only two tidbits I will upload tonight #don't wanna spam everyone lol #This is also my first time seriously writing a series of stories all within the same world so I am super excited to share it with you all!

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eyeofthebee-holder · 7 years

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RIP me a moth just flew in front of my laptop bye i’m burning this place to the ground

#i can deal with most other bugs #but moths???#not at night #be gone demon #spiders/???cute liy #caterpillars are the best #i HATE moths

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yuelaotzu · 4 years

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The cast of BFB as things I’ve heard at my school.

8-Ball: Sorry, I don’t speak Minecraft enchantment table.

Balloony: I’d rather burn alive than have this scent linger in my nose.

Barf Bag: Despite popular belief, Heaven is a real Hell.

Basketball: Hello, and welcome to thank you. How you would you like today?

Bell: Yes! Thank you! I am so pumped for this! I can already hear the stock market exploding!

Black Hole: Don’t worry, it’s not rocket science. Just kidding, it’s totally rocket science, we’re building a spaceship.

Blocky: I’m telling you, if we just imploded the volcano, we’d be able to move on with our lives.

Bomby: This is horizontally delicious.

Book: We’re demons; we can worry about kindness later.

Bottle: Is salad a verb? Can you aggressively salad?

Bracelety: I just- emotions? Why? Must I feel thee???

Bubble: There’s nobody in here! This voice is a prerecorded message!

Cake: Rice Krispie? You’ll live your whole life.

Clock: Congratulations, you figured out the puzzle. Would you like a cookie and a star perhaps?

Cloudy: You put a stranger you found in a field inside of your bed?

Coiny: A watermelon does not make that much noise.

David: Do you wish to perish?

Donut: Please don’t change the file name to something that would cause me physical pain to pronounce.

Dora: Welcome to the tall people with pointy hair club.

Eggy: This building is clearly telling us to die.

Eraser: Die, you orange peel!

Fanny: Oh look, a Walgreens. I hate this place.

Firey: Direct me to the room that is the most heat resistant.

Firey Jr.: Why do you want people to get in bed with my mom.

Flower: Oh, you’re sad? Bitch, me too, you ain’t special.

Foldy: Don’t touch him, he has the nose and hand disease: Mitochondria.

Fries: Does that mean I can sue someone now?

Gaty: Don’t you just love it when you take a nap and when you wake up whoops, you’re in Russia now.

Gelatin: Whatever floats your Titanic. Revenons à nos moutons.

Golf Ball: I may have stolen it from my home country, but that’s hardly the point.

Grassy: I love everyone! Except you, you can burn.

Ice Cube: I’m coming for you. Coming for those knees.

Leafy: Drop the guitar and we can solve this like adults!

Lightning: Don’t worry, the kids aren’t mine. Neither is the Lamborghini.

Liy: If either of you make it back alive, I’m charging you with attempted assasination.

Lollypop: By the way, you look ridiculous. Ciao.

Loser: What Earth am I on?

Marker: You’re in luck; I’m a professional distraction!

Match: To be honest, I’d act the same way if I had your search history.

Naily: Why won’t you just shut up and let me get sniped?

Needle: Good news, it appears that you have one less hate crime to worry about!

Nickel: Do people normally fall through your windows?

Pen: So I cut up this old hanger and now the pumpkin is trying to kill me.

Pencil: I’m not legally allowed in this building but whatever.

Pie: May the heavens forbid your carbs.

Pillow: You can’t just throw people you don’t like into the dumpster every time!

Pin: Elevators don’t have hearts, dummy.

Puffball: Humor is broken. Existential Pain Butter.

Remote: How are you speaking in different fonts; this is a live conversation.

Robot Flower: I regret ever trying to reason with you.

Roboty: The least you could do is discard of the body in the proper receptacle.

Rocky: This gremlin is filthy; I’m taking him to the incinerator.

Ruby: Like a seven legged spider with a rose growing out of it’s ass.

Saw: I can sense that my grandma is spying on us, we need to shut up.

Snowball: Fuck off, I need to start practicing my guava ocarina.

Spongy: Did this bitch just say that Venus is a country-

Stapy: Why yes, I do have the proper noodle.

Taco: Look deep into the emotionally-wrought depths of my eyes and tell me if I look like I have the capacity to give a damn about that.

Teardrop: Sorry, I don’t speak mortal.

Tennis Ball: No, you fucking pranoid libraraian. Go back to reading 50 Shades of Grey.

Tree: He was behaving very badly, so I put him in the time-out bubble.

TV: Let’s make a porn of the meaning of life.

Woody: I am afraid of being afraid of fear.

Yellow Face: What’s the square root of lemon?

Four: And I’m going to keep doing it until I start pissing in the quadratic formula.

X: So basically, the baby is me.

#BFB #BFDI

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sparklyaxolotlstudent · 5 years

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More than 900 notes on the “Lila gets Exposed” ficlet? I love you guys.

And writting Lila liying stupidly and being caught stupidly is fun. so yeah, I might make this a series on different characters catching Lila lying. At least I have some idea on how Alya, Chloe, Nino, Rose and maybe Juleka might catch her.

These are meant to be unrelated and one shots, but I will try to kept characters other than Marinette and Lila out of the fic that aren’t their so they can still form a coherent narrative if the reader want to feel like Lila was caught by everyone.

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Lila gets Exposed As The Lying Liar Who Only Lies

Marc and Nathaniel.

“Did you want to see me?”

Marinette got inside the classroom of the art club, where Marc and Nathaniel were waiting for her.

“Hiya Mari!” greeted overenthusiastically Marc, guiding her to a seat near a table where Nathaniel and he had been working. They had something covered in cloth, which Marinette found a bit suspicious, but was used to how theatrically dramatically extra those two could get.

“What’s this?”

“Well, remember our comic?”

“Which one? Where Super Nathaniel saves me from Stormy Weather and Lady Wifi and then we ki…”

“NOT THAT ONE!” reacted Nathaniel not so quickly, blushing so much his skin got the same color of his hair. “Ahem. The one where Might Illustrator and Reverser teamed up with Ladybug and Chat Noir for…”

“The double date one or the one where they fight Queen Wasp?”

“… Queen Wasp.” Marc turned to Nathaniel. “You told her about the double date one?” Nathaniel shook his head, both looked at Marinette confused, but she just smiled innocently and sweetly.

“Ha! You guys are so transparent. I was just guessing”

Marc made a face “meanie” he added a raspberry for emphasis. Nathaniel just kept his red hue.

“ANYWAY. The comic with us as heroes being heroes alongside the heroes of Paris” said Nathaniel very quickly. Marinette giggled at how easy was to push Nathaniel’s buttons.

“And you’re our Everyday Ladybug, so we decided it was only fair that you would join the team!”

“We actually wanted to say you’re the real Ladybug, but realized that would be a bit problematic… and Alya would freak out big time”

Marinette had never panicked and been relieved so quickly in her life.

“Yeah, right, clumsy old Marinette as Ladybug, who would believe a loser like me was a superhero?”

Nathaniel and Marc looked at each other.

“Marinette, sweetie…” Marc said, holding Marinette’s hand “We love you with all our hearts, brains and other internal organs, but if you dare to call yourself bad names ever again, I will be legally and morally obligated to slap you silly until you learn to appreciate the wonderful human being that you are.”

“Duly noted”

“SO! Since you have never been akumatized –kudos for that, by the way, you rock – we didn’t had anything to base your herosona with… so we started thinking, and your main forte is designing, but bringing stuff that you draw to life is sort of Mighty Illustrator gimmick…”

“It’s not a gimmick!”

“Right right… so, Nathaniel thought about the hat you designed and we basically took a peek at your sketchbook, and we decided that fashion was going to be your thing!”

They grabbed the cloth and pulled it at the same time, uncovering a series of illustrations of Marinette in several hero suits. Some very elaborate some more simple. The main one seemed to be a play on her normal clothes, with a dark pink bodysuit with white details, including a belt, a dark grey jacket, and a brooch that resembled the ladybug earrings, just in the same shade of dark pink as the body suit.

“We based her a bit on Ladybug. With the brooch she can switch between suits, and the brooch changes colors to match which suit she is using. Her standard outfit is the pink one, which we based on your clothes, and it gives her agility and strength. The other suits are more specialized, like the blue one allowing her to breathe underwater and swim more efficiently. We’re thinking a rainbow theme, with 7 suits plus the pink one. We might squeeze a black and white one too, although that is Reverser gimmick.” Nathaniel looked at Marc with a sly smile. Marc rolled his eyes.

“Touche. Anyway, we call her Fashionette, unless you want to be called something else”

Marinette couldn’t help but notice that they somehow had made the power of the suits match the power of the potions that Master Fu had given her. Still, it was different enough from Ladybug to throw suspicions… even though Nathaniel had made an illustration of Ladybug, ‘Fashionette’, Chat, Reverser and Mighty Illustrator. To Nathaniel’s credit, he had made Ladybug with longer hair, taller and more muscular than herself. She then wondered if that’s how other people saw Ladybug or if it was just Nathaniel’s artistic view.

“Marinette as a hero? Wow, you guys are so talented!”

They had been so focused on their explanation of Fashionette that they hadn’t noticed that Lila the lying liar who lies had entered the art room. Marinette closed her eyes and took a deep breath.

“Oh, and you did a drawing of her with Ladybug, my best friend.”

“Well yeah. We’re making a comic and including Marinette as a hero with us. I’m sorry, who are you?” asked Marc sincerely, as he had no idea who this girl with sausage hair was, but felt weird for how she was talking.

“Oh, you don’t know me? I’m Ladybug’s best friend, Lila Rossi”

“Isn’t Ladybug’s best friend Chat Noir?”

Lila’s eye twitched, but decided that Marc probably would question her if she kept that lie. Marinette smiled wide at that, hoping that Lila would go, but alas, she just approached the table and grabbed one of Marc and Nathaniel’s comics.

“Oh, a comic book. Cool. I know Stan Lee, he basically based Spider-Gwen on me. I might be able to get you to meet him someday.”

The three art kids looked at each other, a bit confused.

“Are you going to use a Ouija?”

“What?”

“Stan Lee died last year”

“And Spider-Gwen was created by Jason Latour and Robbi Rodriguez, not Stan Lee”

“I… I was just testing you. I meant he based Spider-man on me, way before he died, of course.”

“Didn’t know you had a time machine. Must be awesome”

“What?”

“Lila, Spider-man was created in 1962, so either you have aged really well, or you have a time machine.”

“Ugh you guys, always misunderstanding me! I mean the spider-man from the movie! He’s my best friend!”

“Didn’t know you and Tom Hiddleston were friends”

“Of course, we are very close!”

“Hiddleston is the guy who plays Loki. Holland is Spider-man.” Lila was speechless.

Marinette was using all her power to not fall from her chair laughing. Lila trying to outgeek Marc and Nathaniel, comic book fans extraordinaries, was the funniest thing she had ever seen. Even more fun than when Chloe fell in a puddle of mud.

“Ugh, you suck!”

Lila threw the illustrations to the floor, without noticing that Mister Perrault, the art teacher had gotten in the art room just that moment.

“What is going on?”

“This girl who I am still not sure who is” said Marc quickly, as he could see Lila was going to respond something “started trying to impress us with her lies, but since we didn’t believe her, she just threw our work”

“They were being mean to me!” Lila tried to sob, while the other three teens were gathering the stuff she had thrown.

“Regardless of what they might have said, I caught you on the act of trying to destroy the work of art they had done for Marinette, and if there is something I will not tolerate in my club, is precisely that. Follow me to the Principal’s office… whoever you are.”

The trio smiled. Marinette couldn’t help but worry at Lila being akumatized yet again, but she also wanted to put some input on her “super hero” persona that Marc and Nathaniel had created with so much love for her.

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Art Teacher has no canon name, so I landed in “Perrault” after searching for french last names. If you don’t know who Charles Perrault is, I weep for your childhood.

And I do accept suggestions for “Fashionette” canon name, which would be also my Akumanette, should I ever write one.

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