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[dcau-incorrect-quotes]

Robert Hawkins: I know out the house last might, Virgil.

Richie Foley, wispering to Virgil: Play dumb!

Virgil: Whos Virgil?

Richie, still wispering: Not that dumb!

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[incorrectteenwolfcaptionsold]

Chris: I know it was you, Peter.

Stiles, whispering: Play dumb!

Peter: Who's Peter?

Stiles: NOT THAT DUMB!

#teen wolf #steter #stargent #stetopther #chris argent #jr bourne #stiles stilinski #mieczyslaw stiles stilinski #dylan o'brien #dylan obrien #peter hale #ian bohen #source: spiderman into the spiderverse

[spn-lesbian]

Cas: I know you snuck out last night, Jack

Jack, internally: play dumb

Jack: who’s Jack?

Jack, internally: NOT THAT DUMB

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[angels-and-demons]

[Earth, 2105 AD. Ben hovers in the screen. He has his arms folded, and taps his foot]

Ben: You're a bit late.

Cody: [off-screen] Can't all be everywhere at once.

[Ben glitches, moving across Cody's field of vision]

Ben: A little text might have been nice.

Cody: I was gone for less than two hours. What happened?

[Ben plays flashes of what happened on screen]

Ben: Okay, okay, okay. I know what it looks like, but... here's the good news.

Cody: Oh, here we go.

Ben: The space-time continuum didn't collapse.

Cody: Oh, cool!

Ben: A little touch and go. It worked out.

Cody: Great story. Hey, did you finish the goober?

Ben: It's not a goober. It's a gizmo.

[The device slides itself onto his wrist]

Cody: You always have to call me out? It's just really frustrating and that bums me out.

Ben: Don't get too excited, Cody. It's just a prototype.

Cody: Not excited.

Ben: But you could be the first person to travel through time, or the last.

Cody: Okay, so we're just... gonna roll the dice on this?

Ben: So what do you say, pal? Where do you want to go first?

Cody: Let's start at the beginning, one last time. Rosswood,  Alabama, 2008.

#creepypasta #cody rodgers #x virus #x-virus #ben drowned #incorrect creepypasta #incorrect creepypasta quotes #source: spiderman #source: spiderman into the spiderverse #source: into the spiderverse

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Splinter: I know you snuck out last night, Michelangelo.

Mikey, internally: Play dumb!

Mikey: Who’s Michelangelo?

Mikey, internally: Not that dumb!

#incorrect tmnt quotes #source: spiderman into the spiderverse #tmnt 2012 #tmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #master splinter #michelangelo

[writerswho]

Doctor: [wearing one of the Master's shirts]

River: I know you spent the night with the Master.

Doctor, internally: Play dumb!

Doctor: Who's the Master?

Doctor, internally: Not that dumb!

#doctor who #the doctor #dw incorrect quotes #the master #doctor x master #river song #doctor x river #doctor x master x river #doctor x river x master #source: spiderman into the spiderverse

[incorrect-uncharted]

Sully: I know you snuck out last night, Nate !

Kid Nate, internally: Play dumb.

Kid Nate: Who’s Nate ?

Kid Nate, internally: NOT THAT Dumb.

#Nathan Drake #Victor Sullivan #Uncharted #Incorrect uncharted #Uncharted incorrect quotes #Source: spiderman into the spiderverse

[kiarcheo]

Anna: Just relax. Be in the moment.

Cathy: I am in the moment! It’s a terrible moment!

#anna and cathy #six anna of cleves #six cathy parr #source: spiderman into the spiderverse #six catherine parr #six the musical #six the musical incorrect quotes #my six posts #my incorrect quotes posts #my six incorrect quotes #my posts #incorrect quotes

[bbu-fan-blog]

Elaine: Billie, I know you've been trying to steal my gem!

Billie's thoughts: Play dumb!

Billie: Who's Billie?

Billie's thoughts: Not THAT dumb!

#Billie Bust Up #BBU Elaine #Elaine Corso #BBU Billie #Billie #Incorrect Quotes #Source: Spiderman into the Spiderverse

[just-incorrect-quotes]

A: I know you (did it), B.

B: *Internally* Play dumb.

B: Who’s B?

B: *Internally* Not that dumb.

#incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes template #incorrect quotes templates #paraphrased #two people #source: spiderman into the spiderverse

[drenched-in-sunlight]

miguel daily life

#spiderverse #spiderman across the spiderverse #miguel o'hara #hobie brown #miles morales #punkflower #albi’s art #he’s just shocked that the two sources of his migraines now go in pair

[yellowocaballero]

Miguel is Fine, Actually (Being Spider-Man's Just Toxic As Hell)

Before I watched ATSV I said that I would defend my man Miguel O'Hara's actions no matter what, because he's always valid and I support women's wrongs. I was joking, and I did not actually expect to start defending him on Tumblr.edu. But I'm seeing a lot of commentary that's super reductive, so I do want to bring up another perspective on his character.

Miguel wasn't acting against the spirit of Spider-Man, or what being Spider-Man means. Miguel isn't meant to represent the antithesis of Spider-Man. Miles is the antithesis of Spider-Man. Miguel represents Spider-Man taken to its extreme.

Think about Miguel's actions from his perspective. If you were a hero who genuinely, legitimately, 100%, no doubt about it, believed that somebody is going to make a selfish decision that will destroy an entire universe and put the entire multiverse at severe risk - if you had an over-burdened sense of responsibility and believed in doing the right thing no matter what - you would also chase down the kid and put him in baby jail to try and prevent it. He believed that he was saving the multiverse, and that Miles was putting it in danger for selfish reasons. Which is completely unforgivable to him, because selfishness is what he hates the most. And then he goes completely out of pocket and starts beefing with a 15yo lmfaooo he's such a dick.

But why did Miguel believe that? Why did he believe that Miles choosing himself and his own happiness over the well-being of others was the worst possible thing? Why did he believe that tragedy was inevitable in their lives, and that without tragedy Spider-Man can't exist?

Because he's Spider-Man.

Peter Parker was once a fifteen year old who chose his own happiness over protecting others. It was the greatest regret of his life and he never forgave himself. Peter's ethos means that he will put himself last every time, and that he will sacrifice anything and everything in his life - his relationships, his health, his future - to protecting and helping others. Peter dropped out of college because it interfered with Spider-Man. He destroyed his own future for Spider-Man. He ruins friendships and romantic relationships because Spider-Man was more important. If Peter ever tries to protect himself and his own happiness, then he's a bad person.

That is intrinsic to Peter. Peter would not be Peter without it. A story that is not defined by Peter's unhappiness is not a Spider-Man story. If Peter doesn't make himself miserable, then he's just not Peter.

That is a Spider-Man story: that not only is tragedy inevitable, that if you don't allow yourself to be defined by your tragedy then you're a bad person. If you don't suffer, then you're a bad person. If you ever put anything above Spider-Man, then you're killing Uncle Ben all over again. Miguel isn't the only one that believes this - as we saw, every Spider-Man buys into what he's saying. There's no Spider-Man without these beliefs.

Miguel attempted to find his own happiness, and he was punished in the most extreme way. He got Uncle Ben'd x10000. He tried to be happy, and it literally destroyed his entire universe. It's the Spider-narrative taken to the extreme. Of course Miguel believes all of this. Of course he believes this so firmly. He's Spider-Man. That's his story. And the one time Miguel tried to fight against that story, he was punished. And like any Spider-Man, he'll slavishly obey that narrative no matter the evil it creates and perpetuates. Because if he doesn't, the narrative will punish him. The narrative will always punish him. It's a Spider-Man story.

I don't think the universal constant between Spider-Mans, the thing that makes them Spider-Man, is tragedy. I think it's the fact that they never forgive themselves. And Miguel is what that viewpoint creates. He doesn't believe this things because he's an awful, mean person. He believes them because he's a hero. He's a good person who hates himself.

Across the Spider-verse isn't really a Spider-Man story. It's a story about Spider-Man stories. Miguel's right: if this was a Spider-Man story, then Miles acting selfishly really would destroy the universe. But Miles' story isn't interested in punishing him. It pushes back against Peter's narrative that unhappiness is inevitable and that you have to suffer to be a good person. It says that sometimes we do the right thing from love and not fear, and that Peter's way of thinking is ultimately super toxic and unhappy. ITSV was about Miles deciding that he didn't need to be Peter Parker, that all he needed to be was Miles, and ATSV is about how being Peter Parker isn't such a good thing. Miguel shows that. Whatever toxic and unhealthy beliefs he holds - they're the exact same beliefs that any Spider-Man holds. He's a dick, but I don't think he's any more awful a person than Peter is.

TL;DR: Miguel isn't a bad person, he just has Spider-Man brainrot.

#across the spider-verse #atsv #atsv spoilers #across the spider-verse spoilers #across the spiderverse #across the spider verse #miguel o'hara #atsv meta #source: i recognized an embarassing amount of those cameos #im also seeing a lot of ppl make a lot of assumptions about what miguel was injecting and why #we dunno guys! im not gonna suppose anything #I just think that Miguel and Miles are great foils #and that what makes them interesting as foils #is the fact that they're both good people who want to do the right thing #miguel shows how that gets twisted #to the point where you beef with a 15yo sometimes which is still so funny #im a big spidey 2099 fan #which I love bc it is NOTHING like spiderman and yet it's such a good spiderman story #but talking about comics migs is useless bc he has 0 in common with atsv migs #but there is a lot of VERY cool stuff to say about how #the sm2099 comic has nothing to do with spiderman at all whatsoever extremely pointedly #but its still a wonderful spiderman story that finds its own way #tbh it was kind of a breath of fresh air to read a spider-man story that wasn't about spider-man for once #and that was just about miguel #anyway stan women's wrongs #miguel o hara #miguel ohara #my writing

[juhbebbie]

The spot saying "hypothesis: I am going to put my head in that hole" is such an underrated line because while that is just not at all a hypothesis, it is pretty much exactly the kind of shit an actual scientist would bs instead of making an actual hypothesis. If fuck around, then find out

#most 'hypotheses' i write are just statements about whatever im fucking around with LMFAO #your 6th grade science class that told you a hypothesis was an 'if then' statement was lying to you. a hypothesis is a declaration of war #source: going into scientific research #across the spider verse #atsv #across the spiderverse #across the spider verse spoilers #spiderman: across the spiderverse #across the spiderverse spoilers #atsv spoilers #atsv spot #atsv the spot #the spot

[incorrect-spiderverse]

Miles: *looking for a spider-man mentor he can follow and learn from*

Miles: "I need a spider-man."

Peter B Parker: "I am a spider-man '

Miguel, in a different dimension: " Something horrible just happened."

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[behold-the-brave-battalion-17]

Beverly: I know you snuck out last night, Samantha.

Ghost!Kelly: Play dumb!

Sam: Who’s Samantha?

Ghost!Kelly: NOT THAT DUMB!

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[bruhmomentsdude]

Mr.Morales: I love you, miles.

Miles: Yea I know, Dad. See ya.

(HALF WAY TO THE DOORS AND HIS DAD'S LIKE)

You gotta say I love you back.

Miles:You seriou-

I love you.

Come on, Da-

I love you.

I-

DadIloveyou.

Miles:(sighs)

Dad....I love you.

That's a copy.

Miles:(INSTENTLY MADE FUN OF)

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