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Charlie Brown: Guess what?

Lucy: No.

Charlie Brown: ...I didn't know that was an option.

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Ocean: I don’t want to meet a ghost, because they can be in things. There could be a ghost inside me, or a ghost inside a ghost.

Constance: Aren’t we ghosts? 

Ocean: Yes, so we are.

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Sandy: I didn’t come here to be insulted!

Rizzo: Oh? Where do you usually go?

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*in a group chat*

Nick: Pretty sure I just got glass in my foot

Elle: Take it out!

Darcy: No, leave it. Livens up the place.

Tao: Nick’s foot is so boring. Nick, if someone asked me my top three most boring additions to this world, I'd say your foot that you have to shank with glass so people find it more interesting

Tara: Are you okay??

Charlie: Love, please respond.

Nick: What would you do if I died of glassy foot and that was the last thing you ever said to me? What if I got so mad that I forgot there was glass in it and stamped my foot and it shot up into my brain and I died?

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Farrah: As Abraham said, "I am a stranger in a strange land."

Annleigh: Moses said that.

Farrah: I'm sorry. As King David said, "I am slow of speech and slow of tongue."

Annleigh: That was also Moses.

Farrah: For a man slow of tongue, he talked a lot.

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Seb: I’m friendly, I’m loyal, I’m energetic…I just described a dog, didn’t I?

Carlos: Well, yeah, but people love dogs.

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Amos: Roxie and I don’t argue. She tells me to shut up and I do.

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Spot: I'm trying to get over my anger problems.

Race: You just punched Jack.

Spot: I said I'm TRYING.

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Tony: And what if that doesn't work?

Anybodys: Then I'll punch him really hard until he falls down. That always seems to work.

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Theodora: So you remember that time you were really mad at me? 

Eleanor: You mean right now?

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Tori: I guess I’m just a bad person.

Michael: No, you’re not a bad person, you’re a terrific person. You’re my favorite person. But sometimes you can be a real asshole.

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Jack: Today is a good day.

The children: Why?

Jack: Because I decided it is.

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Roman: I know two people who can cheer you up.

Patton: Ben and Jerry?

Roman: Ben and Jerry.

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Jeremy: Tommy and Timmy from Animal Crossing are adults, right? Like, they run a store?

Christine: I think they’re toddlers!

Jeremy: How do they run a store so efficiently?

Christine: They work together :)

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Kelly: I like music where the guitar sounds like it's having a mental health episode.

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Schroeder: Hey Sally, if you could be anything, what would you be?

Sally: An only child.

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Ocean: NOT gonna say this again!! A CYBORG is something PARTIALLY ROBOTIC. An ANDROID is something that is FULLY ROBOTIC, MADE TO LOOK HUMAN. A ROBOT is FULLY ROBOTIC and NOT DESIGNED TO LOOK HUMAN!! 

Ricky: What if it's automatic, systematic, and hydromatic? 

Mischa and Noel, simultaneously: Why then it's GREASED LIGHTNIN!!!!

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