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#hsmtmts incorrect quotes
trickarrows-bishop · 6 months
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Ashlyn: What a beautiful day! Isn't it a beautiful day? I think it is!
Gina: Maddox texted you good morning, didn't she?
Ashlyn: With a heart emoji!!!
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Gina: I love you, EJ.
EJ: I love you, too, Gina.
(Beat)
EJ: We both love you as well, Ricky
Ricky: Thanks. I was feeling left out.
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Ashlyn: I know we're just friends, but I'm sensing some subtext from Maddox… 
Carlos: Ah yes, subtext. Famously the gayest of all texts. 
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timelessbibliophile · 2 years
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Gina: we're so in sync, we finish each other's-
EJ:
EJ: s-
EJ: s- somebody once told me-
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zaine-m · 2 years
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Kourtney: Deodorants were created to solve a fake problem and thrived thanks to the patriarchy.
Carlos: I love your energy but come into the boys cabins and you'll regret saying this.
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phycoish · 2 years
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*plays intense music and walls in from a foggy entrance*
Guys, gal's, non binary pals, I have came back
(unlike my father 😉) I shouldn't joke about that😶
I know I left yall- and we won't talk about that-
Just know I'm back🤪🤪
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garlicbreadfanatic · 1 year
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Sirius: Babe? I've got something to ask you...
Remus: Don't come in Sirius!
Sirius: oh, uh I'll ask later... I guess.
*later*
Sirius: have you seen Remus? At all?
James: He's been in our dorm all day. Maybe he's tired. Maybe he's hooking up with one of those Hufflepuffs who have a crush on him... wait no that was a joke! Padfoot I'm joking-
Sirius: I was gonna ask him to be my valentine. But I guess he'd think that's stupid. *walks away*
Remus: Sirius!
Sirius: Remus? I thought you were-
Remus: I um... made this sign for you
*holds up a big hand-painted sign with 'Sirius' on it, with stars and twinkle lights attached*
I always wanted to see your name in lights.
Sirius: :) I love you.
Regulus: *to James* I helped Remus, I thought I should do something nice for Sirius for once.
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grandpakronos · 20 days
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percy, season 4: collapses
annabeth: CALL AN AMBULANCE! I'LL DO MOUTH TO MOUTH
annabeth: AS A FRIEND
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trickarrows-bishop · 8 months
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Gina: I’m angry with you.
Ricky: I’m angry with you, too.
Gina: Let’s give each other some space.
Ricky: Good idea.
Gina: *gets off of Ricky’s lap to sit next to him on the couch- they’re still holding hands*
Jet: Is this a joke?
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Gina: I asked Nini if there was anything she'd change about me, and instead of saying something cute like "nothing, you're perfect the way you are," she goes "nut allergy."
Ricky: It's thoughtful if you are allergic to nuts, but a thousand times funnier if you're not.
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Seb: I’m friendly, I’m loyal, I’m energetic…I just described a dog, didn’t I?
Carlos: Well, yeah, but people love dogs.
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previously-on-hsmtmts · 8 months
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Gina: Your man doesn't have the mental strength to caramelize onions.
Ashlyn: Your man thinks it takes 5-10 minutes to caramelize onions.
Seb: Who's caramelizing onions? Have you sociopaths forgotten that apples exist?
Carlos: Honey, do you think caramelizing onions is putting caramel on onions?
Kourtney: Your man thinks caramelizing onions is putting caramel on onions.
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zaine-m · 2 years
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Ricky: I'm depressed.
Miss Jenn: hi depressed, I'm mom!
Ricky:
Miss Jenn: oh right your father and I have something to tell you.
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angelwiththeblue-box · 9 months
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the elite force getting back from a mission kaz: *collapses* chase: CALL 911 ILL DO MOUTH TO MOUTH chase: AS A FRIEND
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