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Carlos: We should play my High School Choosical game at the next sleepover!

Seb: Oh, no. Absolutely not.

Carlos: Why not?

Seb: Because I know how competitive you get, and while I think it's cute, others don't and I'm lying!

#carlos rodriguez #seb matthew-smith #seblos #incorrect quotes #source: friends #hsmtmts

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Big Red: Hey

Carlos: What's up

Big Red: Miss Jenn said it's my turn on the Seb

#this is so dumb #east high polycule #big red #carlos rodriguez #seb matthew-smith #seblos #incorrect quotes #source: original #hsmtmts

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Gina: So how's the hideously inappropriate crush on Maddox going?

Ashlyn: Pretty good, pretty good. I should be ready to kill myself any day now.

#gina porter #ashlyn moon caswell #maddox #madlyn #incorrect quotes #source: friends #hsmtmts #tw: suicide mention

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Howie: Kourt, will the pizza be long? I've got customers waiting.

Kourtney: No, Howie, it's a pizza. It'll be round.

#howie #kourtney greene #kowie #incorrect quotes #source: unknown #hsmtmts

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Quinn: This scene is terrible, the angles are all wrong. We need to reshoot.

Mack: I think it looks great!

Quinn: Mack, please climb out of my butt.

#quinn #mack alana #incorrect quotes #source: friends #hsmtmts

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EJ: We killed the clown industry. Right? You never see clowns anymore.

Ashlyn: Look in the mirror and you can start right now.

#ej caswell #ashlyn moon caswell #incorrect quotes #source: tumblr #hsmtmts

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Big Red: You need to get over Nini and get out and do things. It's been weeks.

Ricky: Well, I went to the park today.

Carlos: Hey, that's great! Did you get anything out of that?

Ricky, opening his bag: This duck -

Big Red: NO

#big red #ricky bowen #carlos rodriguez #nini salazar-roberts #incorrect quotes #source: unknown #hsmtmts

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Kourtney: How come you're not eating?

Gina: I'm just not hungry.

Ashlyn: She's missing her man.

Kourtney: Which one?

#kourtney greene #gina porter #ashlyn moon caswell #rina #portwell #incorrect quotes #source: mamma mia here we go again #hsmtmts

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Gina: Your man doesn't have the mental strength to caramelize onions.

Ashlyn: Your man thinks it takes 5-10 minutes to caramelize onions.

Seb: Who's caramelizing onions? Have you sociopaths forgotten that apples exist?

Carlos: Honey, do you think caramelizing onions is putting caramel on onions?

Kourtney: Your man thinks caramelizing onions is putting caramel on onions.

#gina porter #ashlyn moon caswell #seb matthew-smith #carlos rodriguez #kourtney greene #seblos #incorrect quotes #source: tumblr #hsmtmts

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Carlos: I'm making scrambled eggs, do you want some?

Seb: No thanks, they're only my fourth-favourite type of eggs.

Carlos: Just out of curiosity, what are the first three?

Seb: Fried, poached, and Easter!

#carlos rodriguez #seb matthew-smith #seblos #incorrect quotes #source: unknown #hsmtmts

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Ricky: I've started seeing someone.

Nini: Dating or hallucinations?

#ricky bowen #nini salazar-roberts #incorrect quotes #source: unknown #hsmtmts

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Miss Jenn: Can't you just jump off of something high?!

Carlos: Miss Jenn, I'm afraid you've gone mad with power.

Miss Jenn: Of course I have! Have you ever tried to go mad without power?

Miss Jenn: It's boring, no one listens to you.

#miss jenn #carlos rodriguez #incorrect quotes #source: the simpsons #hsmtmts

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Seb: Sometimes I feel like you forget that I don't have as much money as you.

Carlos: Okay, we can talk about that.

Carlos: I guess I just don't think of money as an issue.

Seb: That's 'cause you have it.

#seb matthew-smith #carlos rodriguez #seblos #incorrect quotes #source: friends #hsmtmts

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Ricky: Why did Ashlyn just call you 'babygirl'

Big Red: How about we just stop talking for a while

#ricky bowen #big red #ashlyn moon caswell #redlyn #incorrect quotes #source: unknown

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Carlos: We should watch Titanic, have you seen it?

Seb: I saw it years ago, but I can't really remember what happens.

Carlos: You don't remember what happens... in Titanic?

#carlos rodriguez #seb matthew-smith #seblos #incorrect quotes #source: my life #hsmtmts

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Miss Jenn: You've been missing school a lot lately.

Ricky: Actually, I haven't missed it at all.

#miss jenn #ricky bowen #incorrect quotes #source: unknown #hsmtmts

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Mr Mazzara: That show was an absolute disaster. Have you run your error analysis yet?

Miss Jenn: Oh yes, my error analysis is that we will never give up, we believe in ourselves and we know we can do it.

Mr Mazzara: No.

#benjamin mazzara #miss jenn #incorrect quotes #source: abbott elementary #hsmtmts