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Buck: I just wanted to let you all know that I have a boyfriend.
Hen: Congrats Buck!
Chimney: Wait let us guess! Does he have brown hair?
Hen: Was he in the army?
Chimney: Does his job involve rescuing people?
Hen: Does he have abs for days?
Chimney: Do we know him?
Buck: How did you two know I was dating Tommy?!
Hen and Chimney: WHAT!
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Glimmer: What are you two doing? Bow and Double Trouble, causing a ruckus: Oh, just guy stuff, you wouldn't understand. Glimmer: *points at DT* You're not even a guy! DT: I can be whatever I want to be. *shapeshifts into a generic man* Hi, my name's Jeff. Catra: Bet you can't turn into a woman with big titties! Adora: And muscles! Catra: In a bikini! DT: *shifts back* Am I taking requests now? What the fuck is this?
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marsdeathdefiances · 1 year
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Odysseus: you are not better than anyone else here just because you’re dating Patroclus
Achilles: I am, actually. Much better. And I’m sorry you can’t see that
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hey-shug · 11 days
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swampythesweetsketch · 4 months
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Someone: I love you.
Kai: Compliments are 5 dollars each.
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ladymiraclewings · 2 years
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Nobody:...
Scratch in the Hindi dub of TGAMM: Mamma Mia... (sample of the catchphrase here: )
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Pitch: The princess is here. I'm going to take her out.
Fearling: Excellent, sssire! What manner of execution will you be using?
Pitch: *combing his hair back*
Fearling: Sire?
Pitch: *putting cologne on*
Fearling. Sire.
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rockrockrockr · 2 years
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gryffindor, doing one of those kinnie bingos: a strong sense of justice? yes sirree…. *checks it*
ravenclaw, just passing by: gryff, just because you like batman, does not mean you have a strong sense of justice.
gryffindor: *huff* oookay…
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fandom-trash-goblin · 2 months
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i beg you to love me, say that i'm enough, but you tell me— why are you like this? i think there's something wrong with you.
for @shestrying
thanks to @acelania for finding the unknowns!
in image / desperation sits heavy on my tongue, tumblr user tullipsink / mary oliver, ‘north country’ / virginia woolf, letter to violet dickinson / in image / blythe baird, from if my body could speak / Alice in Bed: A Play' by Susan Sontag (link in comment) / lynee rae perkins, criss cross / elena ferrante, Those Who Leave and Those Who Stay' (trans. Ann Goldstein) / rainer maria rilke, from rilke’s book of hours / in image/ in image
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greencarnation · 6 months
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"ukraine invasion" vs "israel-hamas war" hm. something something wording and western media bias and propaganda
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z0mbicide · 8 months
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"I do a lot of finding out for very little fucking around."
-Chip Lohst, at some point
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If Bobby thought Buck stealing the fire truck to go have sex was bad
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Bow: Glimmer, please stop teaching Frosta swears. Glimmer: I'm not! She already knew them! Bow: Oh, come on, I don't believe that. Frosta, what's the worst word you know? Frosta, grinning: CUNT! Double Trouble, looking up: Did someone call me?
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marsdeathdefiances · 1 year
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Achilles, every winter: it’s a shame how it’s perfect cuddle weather right now and we’re not cuddling
Patroclus: *sighing* oh, come here…
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hey-shug · 8 months
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macleod · 2 years
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Color has been disappearing from the world.
A new research group used machine learning to track color changes in common materials and items, below is their findings for all color changes over time, they used 7000+ items from the 1800s to now to determine color changes in the most common items.
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Below are the colors of cars by year, notice how the majority of cars are grey, white, or black compared to twenty years ago.
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These aren't data points, but they are comparisons between the 'modern' homes of the 70s and 80s compared to the modern homes of today.
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Carpets have equally had the same treatment of grey added to them! The most common color of carpet is now grey or beige.
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Even locations that used to scream with color for decades have now modernized to becoming boring minimalist (and I love minimalism) personality-less locations.
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The world is becoming colorless, why?
source paper
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