Buck: I just wanted to let you all know that I have a boyfriend.
Hen: Congrats Buck!
Chimney: Wait let us guess! Does he have brown hair?
Hen: Was he in the army?
Chimney: Does his job involve rescuing people?
Hen: Does he have abs for days?
Chimney: Do we know him?
Buck: How did you two know I was dating Tommy?!
Hen and Chimney: WHAT!
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Glimmer: What are you two doing?
Bow and Double Trouble, causing a ruckus: Oh, just guy stuff, you wouldn't understand.
Glimmer: *points at DT* You're not even a guy!
DT: I can be whatever I want to be. *shapeshifts into a generic man* Hi, my name's Jeff.
Catra: Bet you can't turn into a woman with big titties!
Adora: And muscles!
Catra: In a bikini!
DT: *shifts back* Am I taking requests now? What the fuck is this?
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Odysseus: you are not better than anyone else here just because you’re dating Patroclus
Achilles: I am, actually. Much better. And I’m sorry you can’t see that
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Someone: I love you.
Kai: Compliments are 5 dollars each.
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Nobody:...
Scratch in the Hindi dub of TGAMM: Mamma Mia...
(sample of the catchphrase here: )
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Pitch: The princess is here. I'm going to take her out.
Fearling: Excellent, sssire! What manner of execution will you be using?
Pitch: *combing his hair back*
Fearling: Sire?
Pitch: *putting cologne on*
Fearling. Sire.
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gryffindor, doing one of those kinnie bingos: a strong sense of justice? yes sirree…. *checks it*
ravenclaw, just passing by: gryff, just because you like batman, does not mean you have a strong sense of justice.
gryffindor: *huff* oookay…
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"ukraine invasion" vs "israel-hamas war" hm. something something wording and western media bias and propaganda
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"I do a lot of finding out for very little fucking around."
-Chip Lohst, at some point
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If Bobby thought Buck stealing the fire truck to go have sex was bad
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Bow: Glimmer, please stop teaching Frosta swears.
Glimmer: I'm not! She already knew them!
Bow: Oh, come on, I don't believe that. Frosta, what's the worst word you know?
Frosta, grinning: CUNT!
Double Trouble, looking up: Did someone call me?
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Achilles, every winter: it’s a shame how it’s perfect cuddle weather right now and we’re not cuddling
Patroclus: *sighing* oh, come here…
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Color has been disappearing from the world.
A new research group used machine learning to track color changes in common materials and items, below is their findings for all color changes over time, they used 7000+ items from the 1800s to now to determine color changes in the most common items.
Below are the colors of cars by year, notice how the majority of cars are grey, white, or black compared to twenty years ago.
These aren't data points, but they are comparisons between the 'modern' homes of the 70s and 80s compared to the modern homes of today.
Carpets have equally had the same treatment of grey added to them! The most common color of carpet is now grey or beige.
Even locations that used to scream with color for decades have now modernized to becoming boring minimalist (and I love minimalism) personality-less locations.
The world is becoming colorless, why?
source paper
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