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Adora: *holding a bottle* Is this whiskey or perfume?
Catra: *chugs entire bottle*
Catra: It’s perfume.
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Glimmer: What are you two doing?
Bow and Double Trouble, causing a ruckus: Oh, just guy stuff, you wouldn't understand.
Glimmer: *points at DT* You're not even a guy!
DT: I can be whatever I want to be. *shapeshifts into a generic man* Hi, my name's Jeff.
Catra: Bet you can't turn into a woman with big titties!
Adora: And muscles!
Catra: In a bikini!
DT: *shifts back* Am I taking requests now? What the fuck is this?
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Bow: My most memorable college experience is when I had a 7am class and the kid next to me poured a monster energy drink into her coffee, said "I'm going to die", and drank the whole thing
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Just started thinking about Funyuns for no reason. And fire. And SPOP. Here you go! 😄
*Adora runs into the dining room*
Catra, absentmindedly: Hey, Adora.
Adora: Problems.
Catra: What?
Adora, sweating: I said Funyuns.
Catra: No, you didn’t. What did you do?
Catra, sniffing: Is that smoke?
Adora: I said Funyuns!
Catra: That wasn’t the ques—
Glimmer, busts in: The Roof is On Fire!
Catra: What?! HOW?!
Adora: I SAID FUNYUNS!!!
*Later*
Mermista, giving an interview: And this is why you never leave Adora and Sea Hawk unsupervised.
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Mermista: What the hell is up with those nails?
Catra: THEYRE NOT FUCKING NAILS THEYRE CLAWS!
Mermista: I love this chick. shes got rage issues
Catra: I DONT HAVE RAGE ISSUES!
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Lance: Look how cute these pens are!
George: Lance, that's gay.
Lance:
Lance: George we've been married for--
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Sea Hawk: Hello dearest, I’m about to get in the shower, wanna help me out? ;)
Mermista: Is it your first time taking a shower?
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Look how gay and beautiful my phone vibes are still working on her
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someone please cuddle with me
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Catra: I set off explosives to feel joy.
Adora: That's adorable.
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Shadow Weaver: I have raised Catra and Adora to be so strong
Glimmer: You fucked up some perfectly good lesbians is what you did. Look at them. They've got anxiety.
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If DT had joined the Rebellion in Season 5
DT: So what's your plan for getting past those clones?
Catra: Live bait.
DT: Good idea--heeey.
Catra: C'mon, DT, you guys have to create a diversion!
DT: What do you want me to do--dress in drag and do the hula?
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(Wrong Hordak is Pumbaa in this scene)
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Catra: Can I be frank with you all?
Entrapta: I don’t know how changing your name will help.
Scorpia: Can I still be Scorpia?
Double Trouble, who knows better: shh! Let Frank speak!
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[Glimmer and Adora sitting on a bench]
Catra: Why do you two look so uncomfortable?
Adora: Why don't you sit down so we can tell you?
Catra: *sits down*
Glimmer: This bench is freshly painted
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