Bow: My most memorable college experience is when I had a 7am class and the kid next to me poured a monster energy drink into her coffee, said "I'm going to die", and drank the whole thing
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Billy: I need you to explain it like a normal person.
Damian: Superboy seems to get it.
Jon: *scribbling in a notebook*
Billy: Jon is drawing stick figures.
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Shadow Weaver: I have raised Catra and Adora to be so strong
Glimmer: You fucked up some perfectly good lesbians is what you did. Look at them. They've got anxiety.
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Power of friendship
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Catra: Can I be frank with you all?
Entrapta: I don’t know how changing your name will help.
Scorpia: Can I still be Scorpia?
Double Trouble, who knows better: shh! Let Frank speak!
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Hordak: I'm a monster, I'm disgusting, she would never feel that way for me. I can never let her know how I feel. I sicken myself. If anyone knew... but they won't ever find out. I will take these feelings to my grave. I want her so bad, but I can't, she'd hate me if she knew my true feelings. I'll just watch her from afar and never let my real thoughts slip ever. I can love her from a distance, it's fine. I'm fine.
Entrapta: I'm gonna f*** that old man.
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Adora: *holding a bottle* Is this whiskey or perfume?
Catra: *chugs entire bottle*
Catra: It’s perfume.
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Glimmer: What are you two doing?
Bow and Double Trouble, causing a ruckus: Oh, just guy stuff, you wouldn't understand.
Glimmer: *points at DT* You're not even a guy!
DT: I can be whatever I want to be. *shapeshifts into a generic man* Hi, my name's Jeff.
Catra: Bet you can't turn into a woman with big titties!
Adora: And muscles!
Catra: In a bikini!
DT: *shifts back* Am I taking requests now? What the fuck is this?
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Enid and Yoko watches TV with Wednesday sitting next to her while she reads her book. Enid quickly pauses the show she’s watching
Enid: Wait we should recreate this too!
Wednesday: Anything for you, my love.
Yoko: You really are just so crazy for your girlfriend, huh?
Wednesday: Yoko, if I have the chance to lock lips with my wife I will always take that chance.
Enid: Yoko, can you?
Yoko: *sighs* Of course, I always take the pictures.
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Adora: I saw a girl carrying a hamster and I asked her if I could pet it but it was actually a muffin so I'm on my way to jump off a cliff now
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Natasha: I need you to explain it like a normal person.
Tony: Scott seems to get it.
Scott: [scribbling in a notebook]
Steve: Scott is drawing stick figures.
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Stephanie: Ready to do something that probably won’t work?
Cassandra: Always.
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Catra: What if I was evil and ran towards you at a very fast speed?
Adora: My arms are strong I would catch you and hug you.
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Tianlang-Jun: *hits Binghe with a truth spell*
Tianlang-Jun: Tell me everything!
Luo Binghe: I—
Luo Binghe: I CAN’T CRY ON CUE!!
Tianlang-Jun: Wha—
Luo Binghe: Whenever a role calls for tears, the only thing that works is thinking about Liu Qingge falling!
Luo Binghe: THEY’RE TEARS OF JOY BUT SHIZUN CAN’T TELL THE DIFFERENCE!!!
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