(Jaune and Pyrrha are kissing)
Jaune: ...Weird?
Pyrrha: No, it's not weird.
Jaune: Okay? Run that by me again--
(They continue kissing)
Nora, watching bemusedly: I think it was weird.
(They stop and look at her, having not noticed her sitting there)
Nora: You guys look like... two seals, fighting over a grape.
(Source: Iron Man 2)
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Adam: I know I can be selfish sometimes. And I know I don’t say it enough….but how’s my hair?
Lute:
Lute: ….You’ve said that before.
Adam: Yeah but this time I mean it. Is it piecey enough? Do I need more product? You like the windblown look?
Lute: Yeah, you’re looking good.
Adam: Okay, gimme a smooch for good luck, bitch. I might not make it back, this is some heavy stuff.
Lute: *kisses his helmet and tosses it down* Go get em, Sir.
Adam: You complete me!
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Jack Frost: I didn't expect to see you here...
Bunnymund: Well, it's me, and I'm here, so get over it and move on!
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Barnaby: Did you bring me strawberries?
Kotetsu:
Barnaby: Did you know there's only one thing on Earth that I'm allergic to?
Kotetsu:
Barnaby:
Kotetsu: Allergic to strawberries. Mmhmm.
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Magna Swing: I think I did okay!
*something explodes in the background*
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Rookie Stormer: I think I did okay!
[explosion]
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Edgar: I just want to talk to you for a minute, well, make that 30 seconds...
Elisabeth: Okay.
Elisabeth: 29, 28, 27...
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Akira: What’s on the docket?
Makoto: You have a 9:30 dinner.
Akira: Perfect. I’ll be there at 11.
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Contrary to popular belief, I know exactly what I’m doing.
Jinx
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Tony: No sushi, no dentist? Who are you?
Y/N: A poor person.
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Tony: I have no idea what I'm doing, but I know I'm doing it really, really well.
(Explosions in the background)
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Natasha Romanoff: *arriving at Stark tower* *makes an Iron Man plush face the corner*
“You stay there. Until you learn the art of subtlety.”
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Jack Frost: What do you want from me?
Bunnymund: What do we want from you? Uh-uh. What do you want from me? You have become a problem, a problem I have to deal with. Contrary to your belief, you are not the center of my universe. I have bigger problems to deal with.
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Tony: I have a philosophy in life; if the seat is open, the job is open. That’s how I came to briefly drive a Formula 1 car.
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