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gammacousin · 10 hours
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The fact that he’s not actually struggling but just learned a habit from watching his human buddy snap bamboo is so precious.
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gammacousin · 2 days
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Bruce Banner: *drenched*
Natasha Romanoff: “What happened?”
Bruce Banner: “I thought I would sit in the pond for a while”
Natasha Romanoff: “You’re just as clumsy as our dog.”
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gammacousin · 2 days
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Lila Barton: “Daddy cut my grilled cheese wrong!”
Laura Barton: “I’m not here.”
Cooper Barton: “Have you seen my white and blue socks?”
Laura Barton: “No Cooper.”
Lila Barton: “Daddy said I can’t have tablet time so I said I would come and ask you but he said I couldn't come and ask you-!”
Laura Barton: “No Lila.”
Cooper Barton: “Ma, do you know where my skateboard is?”
Lila Barton: “MOM! Dad said I need to stop coming upstairs.”
Clint Barton: “I really hate to bother you on your birthday but the vacuum’s broken-.”
Laura Barton: “IT’S FINE. I’M UP.”
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gammacousin · 3 days
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Chapters: 2/? Fandom: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Bruce Banner/Natasha Romanov Characters: Natasha Romanov (Marvel), Bruce Banner, Liho (Marvel), Tony Stark, Clint Barton Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Married Couple, Married Life, Science Bros | Bruce Banner & Tony Stark Friendship, Comedy, Romantic Comedy Summary:
Bruce Banner and Natasha Romanoff are happily married cat parents to Liho Romanova, living life in a simple suburban home. But, the house is about to get a lot more crowded.
And when Tony Stark gifts, nay, dumps, a stray mutt onto the couple, chaos ensues…
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This work deviates from my agenda and will be posted quickly. Call it a Spring Break project. 
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gammacousin · 4 days
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Natasha Romanoff: “We should keep the dog inside this evening.”
Bruce Banner: “Why? Ricky is harmless.”
Natasha Romanoff: “Bruce, it's hard enough to cater a party for 60 people without that four-legged demolition squad running in the middle of it.”
Bruce Banner: “Demolition squad? Well what about that, that wrecking crew of yours, huh?” *pointing to Liho*
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gammacousin · 7 days
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Yelena: You kill people for money???
Clint: I can explain!
Yelena: And all this time I’ve been doing it for free like a chump!
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gammacousin · 7 days
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✨✨Friendly Reminder✨✨
Honestly I feel like this needs to be a damn daily reminder cause some of y’all ignore canon.
Repeat after me.
Lucien👏🏻Did👏🏻Not👏🏻Have👏🏻Anything👏🏻To👏🏻Do👏🏻With👏🏻Elain👏🏻And👏🏻Nesta👏🏻Being👏🏻Kidnapped.
Now repeat it until it sticks and yall stop lying about him being involved. His only wrong doing in that situation was he was on the wrong side of the line. Ianthe has the sole fae responsible for that.
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gammacousin · 7 days
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Avenger Team Dynamics
Clint Barton: “I have tea on the team. Mugshots and all.”
Natasha Romanoff: *eating popcorn* “Great. I have police records and purchase history. You go first and then I'll share what I have.”
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Thor: “…And that was when I slayed the vicious bear-wolf! Mjolnir demonstrated envy on having missed the battle upon my return.”
Steve Rogers: “This was, all done with a hunting license, right?”
Pepper Potts: *sipping tea* “I don't think this happened in America, Steve…”
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Tony Stark: *smoking in the lab* “Do you think my suits ever talk amongst themselves, complaining about me?”
Bruce Banner: *also high* “Definitely.”
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gammacousin · 7 days
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What have I been up to?
Not writing…😭💅
W.i.P
1. The Trial of Bruce Banner (on Wattpad - Brutasha & Becks)
2. Dicey Situations (on Ao3- Brutasha)
3. A Safe Place to Land (Ao3- Susan Banner )
Coming Soon:
1. Bingo Prompts (so many prompts)
2. A Becks & Nat story - feel good/chaotic family
What I want to write:
1. Bruce and Skaar - Gone fishing (Based off a Goofy Movie )
2. (Something returning to the AU ‘Mary Poppins’, Rebecca Banner and baby science bro universe )
3. A Mad Mad World: AU Comedy
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gammacousin · 11 days
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gammacousin · 11 days
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When Elain expresses her need for sunshine and her mate is the heir of the Day Court, it should hold greater significance than just her getting vitamin D, which she could still totally get from Lucien, let's be real.
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gammacousin · 13 days
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Teenage Bruce Banner: “Jennifer? Jennifer! You are so screwed when I get there!”
Jennifer Walters: *laying on the ground* “Leave me alone to die.”
Bruce Banner: “We don't have time for this!”
Jennifer Walters: *raises music volume*
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gammacousin · 14 days
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Natasha Romanoff: “What do you want to be for Halloween this year?”
Rebecca Banner Jr.: “Elle Woods.”
Jennifer Walters: *high-fiving Becks*
Yelena Belova: “You said to Tetya you wanted to be French fries.”
Jennifer Walters: “Drop it, Tetya, she changed her mind.”
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gammacousin · 15 days
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Clint Barton: “My name’s Clint and I'm enough. And I'm great at building stuff.”
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gammacousin · 17 days
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Natasha Romanoff: “You can't keep forgetting to take a lunch break, that's not healthy.”
Bruce Banner: “Okay. Thank you for the health advice Miss I-can-live-off-caffeine.”
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gammacousin · 18 days
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Melina Vostokoff: “Who is grounded?”
Natasha Romanoff: “Becks, obviously. She got caught drinking last night.”
Melina Vostokoff: “We both know it usually Alexei in trouble. Or beautiful sister.”
Natasha Romanoff: “No, it’s Becks that’s grounded this time. Not Alexei or Yelena for once. Becks, you should apologize to Grandma.”
Rebecca Banner Jr.: “…izvini.”
Melina Vostokoff: “You risk good record. For good college I help application for.”
Rebecca Banner Jr: “I’m sorry.”
Melina Vostokoff: “I once find Natasha with smoke-.”
Natasha Romanoff: “We’re not talking about that.”
Melina Vostokoff: “I make cookies in kitchen, and your mother come inside and eat all cookies. You remember, Natalia?”
Natasha Romanoff: “No.”
Melina Vostokoff: “Of course not! You go unconscious on my floor.”
Natasha Romanoff: “I was stressed out!”
Melina Vostokoff: “You judge granddaughter for drinks. You want her to see world-.”
Natasha Romanoff: “I wasn’t 14. Ma! Please! You're supposed to me on my side-.”
Alexei Shostakov: “-Becks! My malyshka! My prodigy! You make dedushka and Russian blood so proud! Not one sip, but two, full-.”
Natasha Romanoff: “You’re grounded, Alexei!”
Alexei Shostakov: “I do nothing!”
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gammacousin · 19 days
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Tony Stark: “Listen, Your Assassiness, lets get one thing straight. I take orders from one person, me!”
Natasha Romanoff: “It’s a wonder you're still alive.”
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