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[incorrecthatchetfield]

Steph *holding a can of Pepsi*: Do you guys want some Pespi?

Ruth *laughing*: Some what?

Steph: Pespi

Richie: It's PePsi not PeSpi, Stephanie

Steph: That's what I said Pespi.

Grace: Pespi?

Steph *shrugging* : It's normal it's because I'm ambidextrous

Richie: Ambidextrous?

Ruth: She means Bisexual!

Grace *at the same time*: She means bilingual!

Pete *exhausted*: She means she has dyslexia

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[gothamundernightlight]

Incorrect Batfam Quotes

Jason: I will no longer use gendered language when greeting people. Instead, I will use the alternative welcome.

Bruce: I’m almost afraid to ask, but what is the alternative welcome?

Jason: Approach if you dare, friends and enemies.

Bruce: …

Bruce: That’s good, can I use that?

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[batmanisagatewaydrug]

I feel like I owe you an apology. Every time you brought up batman fanon or WFA, I thought you were just being a grinch.

I haven't really looked into the fandom since I was in an obsessive comic phase like ~15 years ago, and one of my favorite Batman comics is Li'l Gotham, so I just assumed it was the familiar "how dare you like goofy baby stories more than the dark serious stories?" sentiment I often got from Hardcore Batman Fans, as if liking it meant I couldn't enjoy the other comics, too.

But I happened to browse some tags recently and…oh my god. OH MY GOD? I can forgive the strange overwhelming amount of WFA-esque content- people like what they like. I can't forgive the people making meta posts over "proper characterization" sourcing their own ass? To argue Bruce is only ever written well when he's portrayed as a good dad?? To insist Dick is always the loving supportive big brother who does no wrong? Where is all this coming from?? I love lighthearted, silly side content stuff, but I thought it was widely understood these clowns are walking disasters, when did that change? I truly, honestly thought the "never reads comics" talk from people was just a way to belittle others' preferences, but I really… don't think they DO read any non-WFA comics to have some of these takes. Wow.

I'm so sorry for doubting you.

listen. I appreciate your honesty here. I AM frequently a grinch for no reason except the perverse pleasure that it brings me to be a grody little hater.

but I am no remotely goofing about the severity of the disconnect between the people who are fans of Batman comics and people who are fans of a made up version of the Batfamily born from incorrect quotes blogs and AUs where the Bats recognize that they have mental health problems and actually deal with them.

[animemangasoul]

Interviewer: Life as a superhero can be lonely. Do you ever plan on settling down?

Tim: Sure, if I find the right person.

Interviewer [curious]: And if you don't?

Tim [shrugging]: I'll just marry Kon.

Interviewer: *nearly choking on air*

Interviewer: As in Superboy?

Tim: *nods*

Interviewer:.....

Interviewer: Doesn't he already have a girlfriend?

Tim [sips water]: She'll understand.

#tim drake #kon el kent #young justice incorrect quotes #batfamily incorrect quotes #red robin #superboy #batfam incorrect quotes #young justice #source: my main blog

[athenadcvell]

Duke: What would you do if you weren't a vigilante?

Jason: I'd try to eliminate all Cancers.

Duke: Wow, that's actually pretty impressive.

Jason: Yeah, and then I'd move on to the Geminis.

#i could only think of the gemini coven while making this ngl #it would be a perfect tvd post #but it would fs flop since there r barely any tvd fans on this blog #o well #duke thomas #signal #jason todd #red hood #bat bros #batfamily #batfam #dc #dc comics #incorrect quote #incorrect quotes #source: tumblr

[damianwaynerocks]

dick!robin: ow! my armkle!

riddler: what?

bruce: *sigh* his wrist

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[drop-zone-homefront]

Dick: [Gives Damian a hug]

Damian: What the hell was that?

Dick: ...Affection?

Damian: Disgusting

Dick:

Damian: Do it again

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[batbrosbeforehoes]

Oh goodness, look at my wrist, I’ve got to go.

Tim Drake, at any social event. probably

#tim drake #red robin #dc #incorrect batfamily quotes #source: dr. horrible's sing-along blog

[gothamundernightlight]

Incorrect Batfam Quotes

Steph: I no longer identify as a women. I identify as an omen. Whether of doom or good fortune is entirely up to your vibes.

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[animemangasoul]

Dick: What's the dumbest thing you've ever done?

Tim: I married and divorced Kon twice.

Dick: Excuse me, what?

Tim: Yeah, I don't know either. I was extremely drunk.

Dick [stunned]: Do I even want to know how you managed to do that in such a short time?

Tim [shrugging]: Like I said, extremely drunk.

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[animemangasoul]

Tim: Every day I look at you and I realize I'm stuck with you for the rest of my life.

Jason: Well, like they say. Acceptance is the first step to adaption, so you're making great progress.

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