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[anothertimdrakestan]

conner: tim! i got you something!

tim: oh! did you get me a valentine you softie? that's so sweet of you-

conner: uh i thought we agreed valentines were lame? here, the flesh eating amoebas you wanted, hand delivered!

tim: *shoving a box of chocolates and red balloons back beind the bat computer* of course. thanks kon.

conner: read the box birdbrain.

tim: *reading aloud* there's no other flesh i'd rather eat. happy valentine's day, love conner.

conner: *now holding a bouquet of roses* what even is an amoeba??

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[need-a-name-101]

Cassie: call him Tim.

Bart: yeah Tim call him!

Tim: why is it always me that calls him? Why do I always call him? Huh it’s not like Kon lives in my ass.

Tim: (sees Cassie and Barts expression and turns)

Kon: ( whispers seductively as he pushes his sunglasses a little down his nose) you called babe?

Tim: (blushes hard) Damn it Kon.

Kon: Do you want me to- (gets tacked by Tim)

Cassie: should we stop them? ( Tim shoves Kon’s head in a wall) we have a mission.

Bart: nah let Batman and Superman deal with it. (Pulls out phone and starts recording)

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[comicchats]

Cassie: Problem, I can't tell if this food is over-sauced or undercooked.

Cissie: Solution, just pop it back in the oven for another 10 minutes. There's at least a 50% chance that'll fix it, right?

Tim: Result? Food has somehow become unpleasantly soggy and unpleasantly crunchy at the exact same time.

Kon: No better time than this to pull out my favorite word! Slunchy!

Anita: ...put it away.

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[rose-of-many-colors]

Y/N: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Jason?

Jason: No

Dick: I do

Y/N: I know, Dick

Dick: I'm sad

Y/N: I know, Dick

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[evermoore580]

Purpose

Y/N: I went through an entire character arc during quarantine.

Y/N: I became more evil if you’re curious.

Dick: We're still in quarantine, don't worry, there's time for a redemption arc still!

Y/N: I’m going to get worse on purpose.

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[thegremlininlove]

(Name): How do I install a new attractive and cute face?

Tim: You can't install software already on device.

(Name): You smooth motherfucker.

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[not-as-endearing-fanatic]

Tim : You don’t think Bernard is expecting anything big for our third anniversary do you?

Kon : You mean...like a ring?

Tim : I guess. We’ve been together for 3 years

Kon : We’ve been together for 10 years. Where’s my ring?

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[okaybutmakeitgayer]

Bart: knock knock

Tim: …who’s there?

Bart: I scream cake

Tim: ice cream cake wh—

Bart: C A K E

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[kyonkurin]

Kid flash : Hey dude what time is it?

Robin : idk but pass me the saxophone and we'll know

Kid flash : *passes the saxophone*

Robin : *Plays careless whisper loudly and extremely out of tune*

Superboy: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING CARELESS WHISPER AT 3 IN THE MORNING

Robin: it's 3am KF

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[isadorajaneschaos]

Garfield: I think we’re missing something. 

Bart: Teamwork?

Cassie: Cohesion?

Virgil: A general sense of what we’re doing?

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[absolutelysmittensimp]

Impulse: We have fun, don't we, (Hero alias)?

Hero!(Name): I've never been more stressed out my whole life.

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[notforpenance]

dick 5:48 PM: are you still coming over for empire tonight??

wally 5:48 PM: omw

wally 5:49 PM: gimme five

wally 5:49 PM: need to shit

dick 5:50 PM: okie

dick 6:20 PM: homie how long it take you to shit????

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[freaks-and-friends]

Bart: Whoever says violence can't solve your problems, has obviously never had their chicken nuggets stolen before.

Jaime: Please tell me you didn't kill them.

Bart: No... But I should have!

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[bowlcutbat]

Dick: I'm very scary.

Wally: You're about as scary as a wet kitten.

Dick: Wet kittens are cute, at least I've got that for me.

Wally: And small.

Dick:

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[rose-of-many-colors]

Icicle Jr: Have you ever been arrested?

Y/N: Yes

Icicle Jr: I was going say 'Because It's illegal for you to be this hot' but now I'm curious

Y/N: Aggravated assault

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[evermoore580]

I made dinner…

Y/N: What is the one thing I told you not to do?

Dick: Burn the house down.

Y/N: And what did you do?

Dick: I made dinner.

Y/N:

Dick:

Y/N:

Dick: And burnt the house down.

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