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idk what the context of this is, i just saw an always sunny in philadelphia scene and thought of the crew also it was a great excuse to finally draw the den den mushies

#sbcjxmxzk #one piece fanart #mugiwara

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the two newest mid-season cures fused together, cure royale!

…but now the question remains: is she purple?

#precure #amane finale #elle majesty

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Just checking.... We all pronounce Miette like My-TAY in our heads, right?

#I’ve been pronouncing it like Mee-eht #polls

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we still get immediately shoved out of our immersion in tv shows or films when The Girl find a dead body and immediately shrieks - we just don't find it realistic because we're pretty confident most people would gasp rather than shriek (i.e. sharp inhale rather than sharp exhale) and it also feels unnecessarily (and predictably) misogynistic too, as men encountering corpses almost never do the same on screen

also of course please do tell us if you've actually encountered a corpse unexpectedly, because tumblr is absolutely a place where some people have done this thing and we love a good anecdote

suddenly imagining "burst into song" as a potential response

#do I know it’s a corpse #or am I like not sure and just scared #I would make uncertain uuuuhhhhh noise that escalates in volume #maybe that counts as a scream #polls

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tweet to original artist

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I’ll never forget the time I was sitting with this guy, nice kid, didn’t know him well, I think we must have had a bottle of wine or some questionable hashish or something, and in response to an awkward silence I just started talking and ended up going on a long meandering rant about how ugly American robins are. I’m talking a full monologue. I had an intro and conclusion. It was pointlessly vehement. I have never been so mean or loquacious about anything in my life.

Consider my horror when this perfectly nice guy wordlessly lifted his shirt to reveal a full-torso prismacolor tattoo of his spiritual soul animal, the American robin.

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biology of a stapler

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I really don't care if Miley Cyrus smoked a bong. She's 18? She can live her own life...

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i think what’s on a person’s nightstand is very telling so reblog this and put in the tags the things you have on your nightstand

#my nightstand is just my desk that’s right next to my bed #I keep a space for my phone to charge and my sleeping stuff (eye mask #the rest of my desk is up for debate when I feel like organizing it or not

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controversial but if you are going to give that man a happy trail, might as well give him some chest hair. some armpit hair. arm hair. leg hair

#an inappropriate thought just popped into my head about my current crush #sorry I’m going to lock myself up in horny jail rn

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Listen I don’t care if u skip story cutscenes (even though you’re missing half the experience) like whatever but if you then TURN AROUND and complain that the game “doesn’t make sense” I sentence you to ten thousand years in the acid fire death pit.

#jfc….

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the circus was in town that day 🤡

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"i don't like this thing and i wish i didn't have to see people talking about it all the time"

girl (gender neutral), you are on tungle dot com:

choose your fighter.

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was talking to my gf about my fear of dying young for being trans and my mom putting my deadname on my gravestone, and she said "i hope that never happens, but if it does, i will carve your name into your grave myself if i have to." and i think theres something extremely raw about that sentiment and trans community in general. you can kill only our bodies, but you cant kill transsexuality

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nothing can come in between a girl and her obsession for complex complicated fucked up toxic deliriously in love relationships

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Reblog with your score

#20 #very loose with a few lol