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too-much-gacha · 11 days

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have this little idea stuck in my head, so here you go:

The decision was made. We were all going together to some new place for dinner. And from what bits and pieces we heard, it wasn't exactly a cafe, or a restaurant, or a bar, it was a bit of everything but still seemed to fit together nicely. Everyone was more or less excited about the outing. Beel was happy because apparently they served rather large portions. It was convenient for Belphie and Levi, one got out of making dinner the other could stop by to buy some manga on the way. Satan looked forward to a small library in the corner and Mammon, though he never said it out loud, couldn't wait to get his hands on on the slot machines in the arcade corner. On the way there Asmo was getting excited and kept looking through devilgram filters and trying to decide which one would look best on food pictures. And while Lucifer was glad for some peace and quiet, since he swiftly opted out right before exiting House of Lamentation, I was glad to spend some time with at least some of my friends. Still a pity others couldn't come with us. After we arrived and picked a table all but one orders were placed. Then I followed my restaurant routine I have adapted while living in devildom. Find a dish I'd like to eat, ask if it's safe for humans. Positive answer -I place an order, negative one- let's start from the beginning. Here it went unusually quickly, my second choice was a edible for me. After forty minutes or so, everyone had their orders delivered and Beel was halfway through his third dish. We all started eating with some chit-chat in between bites. The pasta I ordered had a unique flavour, after the initial spiciness it turned bitter momentarily and then transitioned into this fruit-type sweetness. The taste was amazing, and it had a kick making my breath heavy after some time. I had no regrets with this pick.

"Hun' you look kind of hot. Is everything alright?" Asmo asked with a slight concern in his voice.

"What do you mean? The pasta's a bit spicy but tha—"

"Nothing's spicy enough that The Great Mammon couldn't handle. Gimme a taste!" Mammon interrupted leaning over to snatch a spoonful of sauce.

"No, I mean you've got these... ugly red blotches on your face. I don't think that's normal and you sound a little... weird?"

"Wha?" Now that Asmo pointed it out I could hear it too. My voice sounded a little hoarse and when I tried to touch my cheeks they were... Itchy? And that heavy breathing feeling from before didn't stop. In fact it was getting worse. It was getting harder and harder to take a deep breath without wheezing. What's happening to me? I sent a panicked look to the group which in hindsight wasn't the best thing to do since they started panicking as well.

Aaaaand that's how I got here.

"I knew we shouldn't have trusted that waiter about the food" Mammon complained as I sat on bed at vet's swinging my legs. It was the second time I had a comfort of using a bed rather than a table for other patients, it was probably placed here specifically for me. I sort of pitied the guy, the only demon who knew how to more or less treat humans combined with my luck and inability to teleport to human world in emergency cases without raising suspicion made me a regular here. At some point they started giving me stickers after each visit. Maybe they liked having a patient they could chat with?

"Weren't you the one praising him for giving cheaper dish recommendations? " I retorted back.

"Maaaaybe?" he stretched not wanting to admit to accusations, "But he should've told you that was dangerous to humans" Mammon pointed an accusatory finger my way like it was my fault.

"I do have to agree with Mammon on this one," Satan turned his attention from the vet's black cat towards us. I was still convinced it wasn't an actual cat rather a sentient cat-shaped black mass. "You specifically asked and he didn't inform you about any ingredients poisonous for humans."

"I wouldn't say this specific one is poisonous for humans," the vet entered the room with a clipboard in hand, " it's more of a 'poisonous for this specific human' case." I looked at them dumbfounded gesturing for them to elaborate and they sighed in return. "Don't eat this anymore, you're severely allergic." They handed me a sheet of paper and added, "Actually don't eat anything on this list, you're also allergic to those."

Not a second later Mammon grabbed me by the shoulders and started shaking me, "Why didn't you tell us you had allergies!!!"

"I didn't know!!!" I shook him by the shoulders in return. "I'm just as surprised as you! Even lactose and pollen had nothing on me back in the Human world"

The vet looked at us unphased by our antics. "Anyway, you're free to go," they said handing me a hell cockatoo sticker.

Hmm, don't have this one yet.

"What do we do if MC does eat something they're allergic to?" Satan posed a good question, which probably I should have asked since it's my health and all.

"I don't know. What do you humans usually do for strong allergies?"

"Uhhh... EpiPens I think. But would they work for symptoms caused by Devildom food?"

They shrugged making a 'I dunno' sound "Let's just stay with not eating stuff from the list"

"But that's like a whole page of stuff!"

#obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me nightbringer #obey me mc #obey me satan #obey me mammon #obey me asmodeus #obey me fanfic #this turned out longer than I expected #sorry if there are any mistakes this descended upon me at 1 am and wouldn't leave my head #candy rambles

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apologeticallyabbyyy · 2 months

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Pokemon limbus doodle s !!!!

Yes pheromosa Gregor was a must, I thought it would be funny ....

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leosmasktails · 9 months

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Just saw Mutant Mayhem and I absolutely loved it, it was really fun and captured Gen Z really well without making it too cringe lol

(Rise is still on top for me though there’s just something about it)

But holy fuck it really showed me why I kin Leo so much to the point I literally started crying about real life stuff when I got home…

Like in the beginning when Leo was super nervous about rebelling or just upsetting Splinter and his siblings just thought he was being lame kinda thing? Pshh yeah no I definitely don’t understand that feeling whatsoever 👀

Nah for real though it kinda opened my eyes and made me realize I probably need a therapist and I need to start confronting people when I’m upset about something…

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dvrcos · 2 months

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may i ask for 27 and andreil :D

Role a dice for a kiss here

27: a kiss in greeting

Over the years of their relationship casual affection has become easier between Neil and Andrew. But it’s not something Neil will ever, or has ever, taken for granted.

And he’s sure it’s something he’ll never fully get used to either. Having someone love him so casually and so deeply will probably always be shocking on some level.

The first time Andrew was so truly casual with his affection towards Neil is a memory Neil holds close to his heart.

It was Andrew’s final year at Palmetto and Neil was attempting to study for a midterm. He’s hunched over his desk, exhaustedly working away at different math problems.

Andrew returns to the dorm after his final class and Neil is thrilled to have an out from his studying. Andrew walks past his desk on the way to the bedroom and his only acknowledgement of Neil is a quick kiss on the corner of his mouth.

It’s so quick that Neil has to do a double take to make sure it even happens. He watches Andrew retreating form walking down the hallway in a bit of disbelief. A smile spreads across his lips a moment later when his brain fully processes the last few seconds.

Andrew reappears from the room less than a minute later and his brows pinch together slightly when he sees Neil’s smile.

“310%”

#I’m so sorry if this makes zero sense #i think it’s a cute little ramble though so it’ll do #it’s also 1 am #andriel <3 #andriel and casual affection my beloved #a kiss in greeting #aftg #all for the game #andrew minyard #neil josten #ficlet

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aroacebkgo · 3 months

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Guys there is something horribly wrong with me I want to kiss Vox on the lips but I’m not supposed to want to do that that man is evil and bad

#Vox #vox hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel vox #Hazbin hotel #jellyfish rambles #guys pls #he’s so #fine #I’m sorry #I want him so bad 🙁🙁🙁#I am the number 1 vox kisser

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birdinabowl · 3 months

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Connie and Steven would trade their pretransion clothes

#am I on my t4t Connverse brainrot again #Maybe #Actually probably closer to sharing clothes tbh #sorry it’s almost 1 am so have silly headcanons #steven universe #birds rambles #connie maheswaran #connverse

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vigilbutts · 4 months

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i've been silently stewing on this for A While in my little corner but i wish this community would participate in the "send an ask to the person you reblog this ask meme from" thing that other rp communities do on this site. there's been a number of people i've heard from or noticed being bummed about getting few or no asks for these memes within the gw2 tumblr community, and like... maybe as a community we should go back to following that little rule? just something to consider, perhaps.

IF YOU ALREADY DO THIS OR NEVER STOPPED DOING THIS! THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE! I HOPE YOU GET MANY ASKS! 🥰💕

#just a thing i noticed people stopped doing here a while ago #despite that a lot of the gw2 ask meme prompts also ask that people do this.#and it's slowly gotten on my nerves more and more over time #im also not tired of people complaining about the trend. but that the trend continues to exist to be complained about #ok that's my big spicy hot take #text #just to be clear i am not meaning to attack or single anyone out with this #and like whatever if you dont want to send asks but still rb ask games i cant really stop you lol #it's ultimately not a very big deal!#but it does feel sucky to send asks and be unable to participate in fun community games like everyone else bc you receive none yourself #like seeing 5+ rbs from you on an ask meme and getting a grand total of 0-1 asks feels bad todd #paragraph rambling in tags sorry lmao

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tearsofperseides · 7 months

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In the grand scheme of the show, I think this is one of the more stupid reasons it makes me happy

I love the fact that I get to wait for the new episodes to drop! The sheer amount of joy and excitement when anything related to the new season comes out, the promo pictures, the articles, the interviews!!! The giddiness I feel of counting down to when the next episode(s) are going to drop!!!

I haven't experienced that since 2020, when I started watching The Good Place, (I watched OFMD s1 when the first season was already out for a month) and I just love the fact that I get to wait for a certain date, come home on that day and just turn on the TV and watch the newest episode(s)

The fact I get to not just watch, but experience the show makes me just so fuckin happy

#also sorry if this is like half coherent its currently 1 am and I've slept for 3 hours last night #robin rambles #like frfr rambles #our flag means death #ofmd #ofmd season 2 #our flag means death s2 #stede bonnet #edward teach #blackbeard #izzy hands

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skitskatdacat63 · 8 months

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catie I NEED more vettonso lore for your au. please. (love u)

Aaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!! C!!! Thank you so much for asking!! This took me a bit cause there’s a lot of stuff I want to cover and I had to figure out how to balance the explanation of the historical context and how I apply it to my AU. But seriously thank you for asking because I did more research to write this post and learned a lot of things that make me feel deranged but I cannot bring any of this up to anyone irl without sounding like a lunatic. I’d apologize for the length but you should expect this from me by now! (I realized this doc for this was 1.5k+ my god)

Basic Info: early 1700s historical AU with arranged marriage plot

Historical Context:

Okay, so this AU is based on a real historical event: The War of The Spanish Succession. Which is when the Spanish Throne was without a clear line of succession because the bloodline(Spanish Habsburgs) died out. So then, even though the previous Spanish King named his successor(Philip V, a Duke related to the French Royal family - representing Fernando in this AU), the Habsburgs still thought they should be allowed to keep the throne within their dynasty, thus offering up the second son(Charles VI - representing Seb in this AU) of the Holy Roman Emperor. So obviously they had to start a war because of it. But then the end result ended up being that because Charles VI’s older brother, the Holy Roman Emperor at the time, died during the war(because of illness though so it would have happened regardless), he became the next Emperor and Philip V ended up becoming the Spanish King after all, rendering it all pointless imo.

How does this relate to Vettonso?:

I'm not overly interested in either Charles VI and Philip V as people, but rather the roles they fulfill in this conflict, but obv I can’t help but draw on details from their lives. As I mentioned, Fernando is now Fernando I of Renault/France Spain and Seb is Sebastian I of Red Bull Austria. This is supposed to be like 2010-2012!Vettonso with Ferrari!Fernando and RBR!Seb(but like Fernando's title of Duke coming from France, because of his championships with Renault.) This AU is kinda just me looking at this historical event and thinking: wouldn’t a gay arranged marriage solve this succession quandary? But also just that it reminds me of Fernando and Seb’s rivalry, and the nationalities/kingdoms fit pretty well!!

Think about the throne of Spain as akin to winning a race, but becoming Holy Roman Emperor as winning the whole entire competition.(Also side note: real life Charles VI didn’t become a king until he became Emperor and adopted all of his brother’s titles, but I want Seb to be a boy king in this AU, so he can have a title as a treat.) Imagine you’re competing for something and you win it, but the only reason you win is because the other competitor won an even bigger prize!!!! Yay you got what you wanted but the boy king is now the emperor of most of Europe. And now you are stuck with him through lawfully wedded arranged marriage because they let you have what you wanted but only under the condition that the two kingdoms are still united. Yeah Fernando got the title, but Seb gained even more titles(get it???)

They probably have a lot of animosity coming into the marriage, like “how could I ever build a relationship with the man who tried to steal my birthright?” but then realize they’re pretty similar after all. Though obviously Fernando has a lot more resentment than Seb because Seb won the whole damn thing! He would have control over Spain as he’s the king but since it's still within the domain of the empire, Seb would always have the final say. And Seb tries to be magnanimous like “Don’t worry, I won’t interfere”, and Fernando is all snide with comments like “Oh thank you great imperial majesty, can I really? Would you really allow me to do so?” But eventually become loving co-rulers that still constantly snipe at each other over different decisions the other makes.

Some headcanons(I guess you’d still call it headcanons even if it's your own AU bcs it still comes from your head) + some fun facts from real life that have brainrotted me so I’m putting them in:

Their dynamic is just Seb being a very righteous, bratty boy king emperor who is unabashed about being that way, because he feels that it is his right, but still has a heart of gold and wants to treat his husband well no matter the circumstances leading to their marriage. And then Fernando is like a stray cat that keeps hissing and scratching because it’s really hard for him to accept the circumstances because he still feels humiliated, even though he got everything he wanted, but he still can’t help but be charmed by this baby emperor because he sees attributes of himself in Seb, and can’t really fault him because he would be the exact same, flaunting his power, if he were in Seb’s shoes.

They would have to speak in French to each other because that’s their shared language but eventually attempt to learn each other’s native languages! Imagine Seb has to travel to Spain to give some Emperor speech and Fernando then bullies him for his bad Spanish.

They would probably split where they live based on a schedule or by need. Yes, Fernando is the King of Spain but he is also the Emperor’s husband so he does have to spend time in the capital, Vienna. And then since Spain is a part of the empire, Seb has to go routinely, but y’know also to spend time with his husband. They find that their marriage as well as their politics is full of having to make concessions and compromises in order to make it work.

Something I find funny is that as compensation for not getting the Spanish throne back, Spain had to cede some Italian territories to the Empire. That is literally the Ferrari plot with the transfer from Fernando to Seb!!

I’m not sure how the titles would work in this AU because obviously a m/m political marriage has not ever happened(as far as I know.) But I guess Fernando would just be King Fernando I of Spain and then Seb would be Holy Roman Emperor Sebastian I with the million titles that come with being in that role(though like most importantly Archduke of Austria and King of Bohemia and Hungary, etc.) I like the idea that Seb tries to share some titles with Fernando as a show of good will but Fernando is so affronted, mostly just from embarrassment, like “oh you think I need your good will?? I can’t be happy with what I earned in my own right??” But their kids would receive both titles and would be split in the traditional way, like first kid getting it all mostly, but the others still being nobility obv(yes.. there would be mpreg because of the plot need for succession….don’t ask who…)

They bond through their love of horses, particularly fast horses. The first time they go riding together, they’re both like awkwardly trying to act very proper as a sense of showmanship to the other like “I’m more mature than you”, but then can’t stop trying to get ahead of the other person and eventually break into a full-on race. Their aids are mutually like “oh god, they’re both the same type of insane.”

Irl Charles VI was so salty about losing the throne that he wouldn’t stop dressing like a traditional Spanish monarch. I can totally see Seb doing that and Fernando getting so pissed with him like “you became emperor!! What more could you possibly want???’ and Seb then fixing him with his biggest pout and saying “your throne!” But also Fernando being weirdly into it because it’s basically Seb presenting himself blatantly as Fernando’s spouse.

In that same vein, I’m going crazy over how there’s a painting from before the war, of Philip V wearing vestments from both the French order of chivalry and the Habsburg order of chivalry. Like basically stating the desire to see those two lines combined into one kingdom, which fits so well into this AU. Just Seb going crazy over how Fernando is willingly branding himself as belonging to Seb’s house.

A testimony of Philip V’s personality is that he was a “neurotic, vacillating ruler, concerned with outward decorum and brave only in battle,” god can you not sense the energy of Fernando in that statement???

Very important to me that Charles VI reportedly had many male lovers, and that his soulmate was one of his courtiers. Maybe there can be a bit of Martian or Sebson cheating plot with them being his courtiers hahaha

Not very relevant in this AU but there’s something about how Philip V had the longest ever reign of a Spanish monarch. Is that not Fernando??? Old man who will rule on forever, or should I say, forever keep his seat

I already obv posted the wip for this but I'll include it here again as visual rep hehehe:

I've spent way too much time lately trying to research the fashion of the time ugh. But this, as I said, is like first joint portrait session into the marriage. And I guess I kind of want them to be wearing their corronation clothing, which I'm pretty solid on for Seb but still need to research more for Fernando. I think I'll maybe try and just put him in the afformentioned traditional Spanish monarch clothing, but the fact that it's all black kinda bores me, I'd rather he wear red!! This is like a typical royal couple type pose, except they're being more tactile. Also there's something to be said about the symbolism of Fernando being the one standing and Seb being the one sitting hehehe....

#*oh also posting this in my typical habit of scheduling posts for when i sleep so sry if i dont respond bcs i am in fact asleep #*sorry for making you wait for this C! I said in a bit but then i didnt...i like waking up to notes okay ...BUT AGAIN TYSM FOR ASKING #alternate title for this post: what being in Austria does to a man #I mentioned to my friend from the trip abt how having been there has affected me and has made me think way too much about the history #and shes like 'oh yeah ive not really thought about austria too much since coming back'#me just sitting there with my phone gallery full of historical paintings for reference and my head full of research like: 'haha oh okay...'#often my thoughts about AUs is just a bunch of rambling thoughts in my head #so its very nice and helpful to have to write it out like this and turn it into something more than absent thought #most of the headcanons spontaneneously popped into my head while I was writing out the main section hahah #hope you enjoy!!!! hopefully I'll be able to finish my drawing of them !!#especially since I'll prob never end up writing a fic bcs i like writing rambling but anything more formalized is soooo difficult for me #vettonso #catie.rambling.txt #catie.asks.#formula 1 #boy king au

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monstermoviedean · 1 year

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I am so here for the Sam Indictments. Like no I love Sam the character of SPN fandom's creation but that's not the Sam we get on the actual show. That guy's just a plot device with a first and last name. Cardboard cutout man. Least character of all time. I once saw someone on here call him "a shock collar that makes Dean do things" and honestly??? Yeah.

i kind of took this as an opportunity to ramble so thank you and also sorry! I really appreciate you sending this ask and having this conversation!

i do want to say that my goal here isn't sam indictments, just noting and sometimes examining the things he actually does and says and believes. and sometimes those result in criticism, and i think that's okay. i've said before that i don't enjoy the all-criticism-all-the-time kind of discussion that we get sometimes, but i think there can be value in occasionally saying "hey, this is a fucked up thing, let's honestly talk about it." sometimes sam does some really fucked up things and it feels like nobody talks about them - and i wonder if people avoid those conversations in order to protect fanon sam/avoid looking at canon sam.

i came back to spn after a while away, and fanon reoriented me to the show. so when i started to rewatch i started looking for the sam everyone was talking about, only to find that that sam does not exist in the show. which, hey, that's fine, we all fanonize to some extent! but sometimes I find myself frustrated with how drastically removed fanon is from canon, especially when fanon directly contradicts canon and it's unclear if people forgot the canon or are intentionally ignoring it.

my preference when examining characters is to look at their actions, behaviors, personality in canon, and try to imagine/understand how that core character would function in different scenarios. and for me, i still have a hard time understanding who "core sam" is. i think core sam is really clearly defined in seasons 1-4, but in a way that still allows for a lot of neutral mask-ism, a lot of blank space to project onto. but the amount of blank space just seems to increase over time, while the core definition seems to get smaller and fuzzier. it becomes incredibly difficult to pick out the throughlines for sam, and the things that make him tick. and it's completely reasonable and fine if people find that compelling, but it is not especially compelling for me personally.

as for the shock collar - holy shit. yeah. i mean. yeah. wow. i have this theory that the show gives dean more and more "plot power" beginning when sam is soulless - and by plot power i mean the ability to make decisions or take actions that advance the plot. someone always has to have plot power, but it shifts further and further out of balance over time until dean is the only one responsible for it. this is frustrating to watch because he doesn't want it at all, and because when you're the only one doing plot you're necessarily going to fuck up more because the story forces you to. so dean takes the brunt of the criticism solely because he's the only one making active choices (even when the choice is inaction). and it doesn't seem to matter whether it's someone guiding his hand or a shock collar forcing him to do it, the blame still lands on him.

I don't know how to summarize but tl;dr sometimes fanon sam is bad especially because there's often no evidence (or even counter-evidence) for the fanon. and sometimes canon sam does fucked up shit AND sometimes canon sam is no one at all. and i think we can acknowledge that without it being "samcrit"!

#sorry for rambling!!!!!!#it's 1 am and i'm not at my smartest #i gotta go to sleep but i'm interested in hearing more of your thoughts!#i often agree with what you put in the ask in case that's not clear!#I'm just desperately afraid of Being Mean and i get so frustrated reading dean criticism all the time so i'm trying not to be mean/critical #(not that you're doing that at all! i'm just trying to be really careful because I have Issues)#but in general. I do find sam to be more of a plot device than a plot driver.#more of an idea than a person #spn

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