#some are o l d so I feel bad OOF

[the-three-whumpeteers]

The whumper used to be the caretaker’s best friend, and they had been extremely close- so the caretaker was horrified when they found the whumpee, beaten and bruised in the whumper’s home. At first the caretaker didn’t want to believe it, but the whumper begged for them to understand why they enjoyed hurting the whumpee so much. The argument ended when the caretaker forcibly took the whumpee with them, knowing that the whumper would eventually try to come begging for forgiveness, but they didn’t care, they needed to take care of the person their old friend had hurt so much.

#taking a wee break from the inbox but I’ve got ~7 left #some are o l d so I feel bad OOF #but I’ll clear it and open the inbox again #anywho- ahem #whump #whump prompt #whump scenario #whumpee #aramis stabs someone #whump prompts #whumper #caretaker

[praisethesuuun]

can you please do nsfw alphabet for Sasaki 🥹💗

This old man would be the death of me someday oof. Hope you like it💞 @themoonisrising this is for you too

KOJIRO SASAKI: NSFW ALPHABET

A: aftercare <what they're like after sex>

Kojiro is really lazy after sex, you're lucky if he just doesn't pass out after you fucked. But he will still try to be a good partner rubbing your back and kissing you gently.

B: body part <their favourite body part on them and you>

His favourite body part are his hands, they're big and they allow him to touch you everywhere. Kojiro just loves to squeeze your breasts and it's his favourite part of yours.

C: cum <anything to do with it, really>

On your face, all the way. Your eyes slightly close, watching him from below while his cum is dripping from your face. Perfection.

D: dirty secret <a dirty secret of theirs>

Kojiro can't help but moan when you dirty talk while you're under him. Maybe it's because he never had such experience, in fact, you risk of overwhelming him if you abuse of it.

E: experience <how experienced are they>

He have zero experience: his life was dedicated to his training and his ambitions, he never thought about love before meeting you. You'll have to teach him a few things...if you know what I mean-

F: favourite position <self-explanatory>

Doggy style all the way! Kojiro can see his length going in and out of you, while he spanks your ass. He has control over you and it's an incredible sensation: it makes him feel powerful.

G: goofy <would they use humor in the moment?>

This old man is the goofiest lover you'll ever had. Cracking jokes all the time and making you laugh softly at them and if you decide to do the same, it doesn't matter how bad your jokes is, he will burst out laughing either way.

H: hair <how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the courtains?>

It isn't so groomed, mostly because he doesn't even think about that. Kojiro didn't saw it as a problem, he only started being a little more caring when you talked about it.

I: intimacy <are they romantic in the moment or they do not care?>

Kojiro is so romantic! When you have sex is all about you: caressing and worshipping all the time. He just loves you so much he can't help it.

J: jack off <...self-explanatory part 2>

He doesn't do that often. Yes, it's true, it happened that he got hard in situations where you couldn't have done anything, but he still tries to hold back.

K: kinks <their kinks>

This old man goes over heels everytime you pull his hair. His groans become louder and louder, especially if you're the one on top when you do it. He likes to tease you too: you're so cute when you beg for him to thrust in you with all his might.

L: location <where they usually do the do>

Kojiro likes to do it outside, maybe in the woods or on the beach, under the moonlight or under the strong sunset light.

M: motivation <what turns them on>

When you're angry or you fight someone who made fun of him for losing, Kojiro totally goes crazy. He immediately has a boner to hide...guess you'll have to fix it later~

N: no <things they refuse to do>

Pegging him. I'm sorry my lovely doms, but I don't think he'll like something like that. Well, there are many ways to convince him...

O: oral <do they like giving or receiving?>

Kojiro preferes receiving: he never felt so good in his entire life, one of your head spinning blowjob is just what he needs after a day of training.

P: pace <are they slow and sensual or fast and rough>

His pace is pretty fast, mostly because he doesn't know how to adjust or if he's doing a good job. You're usually the one to tell this swordsman if you like it slower or faster.

Q: quickie <would they fuck you for five minutes or wait until you wait home?>

Kojiro wants to wait until you two are alone and relaxed, he wants to make you feel as good as possible and the only way to do that is to take it nice and slow.

R: risk <...DUH>

I feel as if he wouldn't mind to take some risks, but you have to admit that he has his age too, so don't go too hard on him! Have patience with this old man.

S: stamina <how long can they last?>

For someone of his age, Kojiro has a lot of stamina! He can go for at least 3 rounds, good luck!

T: toys <do they own any? do they use them?>

I don't even think he knows what they are, but if you want to use them in the bedroom, is totally fine with him.

U: unfair <how much they like to tease>

Surprisingly, Kojiro likes to tease you, like...A LOT. He likes to see you squirm on his cock, moving your hips trying to give you any kind of pleasure.

V: volume <are they asking for a noise complaint, or are they quiet?>

He can be loud when he want, but Kojiro usually groans very deeply. He releases some sound only when he's close and about to cum.

W: wild card <a random headcanon☆>

Kojiro is afraid that you'll leave him for someone more young and strong, so sometimes he's extremely rough with you without realizing it. Please, tell your swordsman how much you love him, he needs it.

X: x-ray <what to they look like under there?>

Kojiro is pretty average, but his dick is larger at the base, while the tip is #cf8370.

Y: yearning <are they in the mood to fuck or are they tame?>

You're the one that takes the initiative, 'cause Kojiro ia horny when you are too.

Z: zzz <how quickly they fall asleep afterwards>

Like I said before, he's pretty fast to fall asleep. But he always smile when he feels you close, maybe when you kiss his neck snuggling in his arms.

#record of ragnarok #shumatsu no valkyrie #request #record of ragnarok smut #kojiro sasaki x reader #snv sasaki kojiro #ror kojiro sasaki #ror x reader #ror x you #snv x reader #snv x you #snv x y/n

[sunlitlemonade]

Jason and/or dick, for the ask game?

First, I'm very sorry for taking so long to answer this.

Second, JASON!!!! DICK!!! I'll do my top five for both, let's go!

Jason-

Oof, kinda difficult for me to select just five for him because he's my ultimate blorbo and I like to explore him with all sorts of characters. But! For the sake of this ask game, I will whittle it down to five:-

Dick & Jason - My Ao3 is proof enough of my obsession with them. Not a single moment that I don't spend thinking about them. It is borderline insane at this point. Their relationship has LAYERS,,,, like an onion- too many and every single one of them will make you cry. They were each other's first brothers, they love each other, they scream, they mess up, they still reach out. T H E M. (Sorry to my mutuals who don't get a break from me screaming about them skskssk. Especially Scarlett and Perse.)

Jason/Roy - I have covered it in Roy's post for the ask game but the baseline is that -> them = perfect for each other. I rest my case.

Jason & Rose & Eddie - Jason and Eddie being pen pals was one of the best things to have happened in his Robin era. I want them to be friends again soooo bad. Elseworlds might show them to be married but I honestly think Rose and Jason work better as chaotic bffs. Rose and Eddie have interacted and I don't need much more to work with. They would be an amazing trio and I stand by that.

Jason & Talia - Best mother-son duo, I don't take criticism. No one can or should fight me on this ever. It's not perfect but they care for and understand each other deeply. I think about them for one second and get emotional.

Jason & Kyle & Donna - Cosmic mistakes. Need I say more? Each of them are a glitch on the fabric of reality and its w o n d e r f u l. So much to explore - from themes and motifs to the inevitable crack-y trope of them babysitting each other. (People would expect me to say Donna but she's honestly just as chaotic lololol)

Dick-

Dick & Jason - for exactly the reasons I have stated above. The other relationships on both the lists take turns on my brainrot slot but this remains at the top.

Dick & Donna - Exhibit A: "Donna, we've gone through so much together and in not all that many years. Yet, I feel as if I've known and loved you all my life. Terry is a remarkably lucky man to have found you." "I'm the lucky one. I've known so much love and now all my loved ones are here to share my happiest day. Dick... I love you." Exhibit B: "Me? I can't even listen to a bike go by without thinking of you." Like,,,,,, literally no one does it like them. They are platonic soulmates and that's on that.

Dick & Damian - I love the banter and the sweetness in their relationship. They quipped with each other just like any other dynamic duo but there's a gentler, sincere side to them that I absolutely adore.

Dick & Clark - They're besties. Dick got his mask name from a Kryptonian legend, Clark called him the "multiverse constant". What else do people want me to say on the topic?

Dick & the Titans - listen I know I talked about Donna and his relationship BUT all of the Titans are so important to him and his journey. Those were some crucial years for him as a leader but also as a person. It was a,,, Process for sure and these people were with him throughout that trip. So yes, him and the Titans are very near and dear to my heart.

#asks #thanks for the ask :) #again - sorry for taking so long. it was a busy day. #jason todd #roy harper #rose wilson #eddie bloomberg #talia al ghul #kyle rayner #donna troy #dick grayson #damian wayne #clark kent

[lilacofficial]

JRWI Apotheosis episode 1 commentary Part 4 (End)

Last part of episode 1 let's go!

Lol Hey Bizly.

Good luck Bizly.

Loones and tuneies?

Wait those are real?! I thought it was some sort of Looney Tunes joke

My bad. *Loonies and toonies*.

"I could defeat the bear."...."I could fight the bear.".

That's my favorite soda! No Name brand

G O D S L A Y E R S?!

Strict training. I understand Bizly's no laughing thing now.

Oh wait. His he one of the sons?

Champion's helmet.

His voice. 😮

Is that how that line goes?

Lol fair enough dude.

He just wants to read his magazines. Poor dude.

Oh dang. That's intense.

Oh. I've got some bad news about your guys' Dad in the very very near future.

Big words. ("I could take you right now actually.")

You'll see it soon my dude. Give it like a few hours.

Spicing?

"Spicing?" Lol that's what I said!

Forbidden room.

A natural 1 against a natural 20. Oof.

He's like, "Dang. I didn't think he would be so dumb and easy to trick 😂.".

So this isn't that family then?

Well.... that's unfortunate. I have a sneaking suspicion that things will go wrong today

Aw poor dude. 1

Oh. Adopted?

Canopy bed?

CANOPY BED!!

Their Dad is a cartoon character. Same clothes everyday.

Look? Look for what?

Oh. Is that the first time we've heard his name?

Contour. 💄

DIRTY ON THE DOWN LOW. 🤣

Secret passage?

Secret passage!

Like a Mom lol

Oh music.

Oh. Oh no. Medical table?

BRUH. WHAT?!

That's creepy.

Loudly.

Oh my gosh.

A little shocked?! I'm speechless. I know I'm typing but my mouth is shut and my eyes are wide.

Dad?

Project. Thanatos.

Oh. Oh no.

Oh no no no no no no no no no no NO!

😰

Evil Gods?

G O D S L A Y E R!

Aw. Poor Thanatos. 😢

Insert Vine here. 😏 (That Vine is so funny and for what)

Very valid Thanatos.

Does he stab his Dad?!

Soccer mom-ing it. ⚽️

Podium?

Bowling time. 👦 🎳

Oh no. He's like, "Time to try again." 🗡.

Oh dang.

I.AM.SHAKING.

Oh my gosh.

Oh my gosh. 😟

⚔

This is so sad.

Durian? Is it because he stinks? 😂

360 no scope.

His wires. 😦

Oh dang. ("I was never your son.".)

Mechanics whirring. 🥺

Lol. Got him.

Oooo stained glass.

Oooooooo. Symbolism. I hope someone has drawn that scene.

Oh two attacks!

Third imposter! 😂

"I'm used to Chip. Chip just kind of do shit."

Lol that's okay Bizly. I would probably do the same thing.

Oh dang Thantos. That's quite a line.

Yeah. He was unprepared for this.

Aw. Not his brothers. 😟

What was that Bizly? 😂

An opening to open him.

Dang.

BaAg. I love the way Canadians say bag. It makes the word sound cooler.

"If we're past that at this point." Ouch.

L

Aw. Ow. 💔 ("It was an honour to serve under who I thought you were.")

Aw. My heart.

"I'm gonna smite this Motherfucker! I'm pissed off! At the dice! In real life!"

10 robot damage.

"How do you wanna do this?" 😟

My jaw just dropped.

Aw dang.

The mechanics!!

Oof.

Oh my gosh.

Only 20 minutes ago.

My mouth is agape. I bet I look so dumb right now.

Religous deconstruction lol

Oh yeah. I forgot....again.

"I've said my piece." BIZLY!

I do feel bad for the brothers and sisters. At this point. Who knows lol

"That was metal as fuck man! And not just cause I'M metal! But holy shit that was cool!" I AGREE!!

That was a lot.

I am worried bit also super intrested and looking forward to this campaign.

I can't wait for them all to meet and see what kind of dynamics they have with each other!

Obviously Charlie, Grizzly and Bizly were great but I just want to give a round of applause to Condi real quick.

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

That was amazing.

#jrwi apotheosis episode 1 #jrwi apotheosis #jrwi #spoilers

[sailorhyunjinz]

SKZ SHORT REACTION TO YOU ALWAYS CRYING , WHINING , AND RUBBING YOUR FACE INTO THEM DURING SEX 😭🥺🥺 CUTE FDDFFGG

It just always feels so good and overwhelming to have fat cock inside of your tiny pussy 🥺

Also ilysm <33 hry ?

-🐈

KITTEN! how are youuu~? i’m doing just fine, thank you for asking ^^

also... wish i could relate but do i get dick? no, none. ASHAHSHSA

OK QUICK REACTION (aka cherry word vomits) LEGO

warnings; dom!skz x gn!reader, dacryphilia, explicit sexual scenes, slight impact play, moaning, sex (well no fucking shit), orgasm,,, uh what more,,

before starting lemme just say this; as a collective THEY LOVE IT, EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM LOVES IT but sure... some more than others 

Bangchan

nah mate you got him whipped 

W H I P P E D

just imagine holding him close and rubbing your face against his muscles while he’s just going at it OH LORD-

he already likes being in control

and when you show that you are weak in the presence of this dominant aura it just boosts that aura tenfolds.

i dont think he’d go as far as to see you cry but like tear up yk?

but BRUH HE LOSES HIS SHIT WHEN YOU’RE CLINGY

your toes curling as you try to move away from his touch, him already beginning on your fourth orgasm that night

you try to hold on to anything which is most likely his broad shoulders (oop drooling a bit)

DUDE HAS THEM GUNS TO BE ABLE TO MANHANDLE YOU WITH EASE

which he does... a lot 

but he would always ask if you felt comfortable and would remind you to use the safeword because caring dom shit 

whine his name and BYE- he cums

would ask you to say it louder

“let everyone hear how good im making my baby feel”

Minho

SKSKASK all of you guys are going to say that i’m stereotyping minho

BUT IT MUST BE SAID

he likes it to a certain extent

if you belong to the more extremely squirmy people chances are he would get kinda annoyed having to hold you down LMAO

THATS NOT TO SAY THAT HE DOESNT LOVE SEEING YOU WRECKED

nononono honey... this man is corruption kink in human form

crying >>>>> moaning

WELL THATS MY GUESS

he’d be all cocky about it

“only i can make you feel like that baby?” 

WAIT LISTEN TO THIS

he has a whole ass folder on his phone that’s just pictures of you being completely wrecked 

he uses them to jerk off 110%

it can really be any kind of pictures but his favorite is the one where you have both cum and tears running down your face

somebody take the internet away from me 

Changbin

awh binnie baby likes it v v much 

it let’s him know how much you are enjoying it which is more important then getting his own pleasure

oof service top binnie?? ok stop cherry dont LMAO

weak for your whining 100%

especially if it’s all like,, high pitched and cute I CANT-

ngl it gets him even hornier 

you’re feeding his horny monster by holding onto him, scratching his back and leaving all kinds of marks. 

just gonna say it; he likes seeing you desperate

“binnie~ i need you inside of m-me..”

say that and HE A GONER

BECAUSE HE LIKES SEEING OTHERS WANT HIM (i know all your secrets dont even try to hide it you smug hot mf)

because of his buff arms he would have no problem pinning you down if you squirmed around too much 

his sturdy arms in contrast with your quivering body OH GAWD

“you want me? beg then” 

and you can’t simply ask 

you need to whine it

IT DOESNT HAVE TO SOUND CUTE

just desperate ;)))

Hyunjin

the whole fucking rubbing your face and hair against him; in love

it doesnt even have to be against him

against the bed or against a pillow is enough to keep him going

your hair all disheveled when you look at him :((

“do i fuck you that good, baby?” he cooed at you, your head burried in a multitude of pillows. you nod, your hair in your face as your whole body jerks forward from his powerful thrust

we all know that this boy is vocal 

so you would have to be EVEN LOUDER to get him off

which you were

god you know the dance lives??

when he’s all sweaty and is heaving for air?

head empty. only that

yeah... he would like a clingy s/o

because then he can go around and be proud of himself that he made you cry in bed LMAO

he wouldnt tell it to anyone, seeing it more as a personal achievement HASHASH

a sucker of you being squirmy

gives him more reason to use force when pinning you down 

showing himself off a lil...

blushing mess if you compliment him on his muscles tho... 

Jisung

you know that video where felix bites a banana with the peel still on and jisung goes all “SPIT IT OUT YOU FUCK” 

yeah thats what happens when you start crying from how hard he’s going

he thinks he fucked up real bad

no dude you just hitting it too good (HASHASH bye im yeeting myself off a cliff)

crying in bed makes him scared but do you know what really gets him?

whining

A LOT OF IT

he loves how they go from small murmurs to full out long whines that are all uneven

some incoherent words mixed into them together with his name

he also loves how they sound mixed with his moans and growls

i feel like he’s very moved by sound

the mf that would record your moans no cap

i feel like he would be the one to rub his head against you??

yk missonary (wow cherry has nothing else to come with LMAO) he drops his head when he’s close to cumming, shaking his head slightly against your shoulder, his soft hair tickling you

he would be the one tearing up when he’s close

BECAUSE you feel too good wrapped around his aching dick :((

can we really blame him? 

Felix

OOOOH MY GOD 

OOOOOOOOOOOH MY GOD

he loves it

more than he should

all of it; the crying, the rubbing against him, the whining, the hair in your face LIkE OOF

why? because it gives him a sense of being in control 

he has you under his control which IS RARE FOR HIM

OK he subs for you a lot and then he does the same thing, probably even more than you do

yk the whole rubbing his hair against your chest as he’s whining at the top of his lungs

BUT HE REDEEMS THAT WHEN HE DOMS

which is perfect because then its a give and take situation

happy sexy times

where the both of you are enjoying it waaay to much

WAIT THIS

imagine him pounding you in missionary right.... and both of you cry!?!?!

two overwhelmed babies :(((

Seungmin

Puppyboy is all for it 

let me just say,,, he has a corruption kink SAHSSAHS 

OK I KNOW EVERYONE IS GOING TO BE LIKE

“cherry he’s so neat and tidy, how could he possibly have a corruption kink?”

THATS WHY. BECAUSE HE LOVES SEEING YOU ALL TIDY AT DAYTIME

but god forbid nighttime because then you are nothing but a drooling and crying mess, holding onto him for dear life as he mercilessly pounds into you 

i swear this dude is all about drastic changes like duality is in his DNA

and i feel like he likes people that have that same charm??!?

IMAGINE THIS RIGHT;

you’re riding him, tired and fucked out of your mind, eventually leaning down to his chest and nuzzling your face in the crook of his neck, crying from overstimulation

AND THIS MF lifts you up slightly and starts thrusting up into you 

thats it. 

i love him AHSHASH

Jeongin

it would take a while for him to get used to you crying in bed 

first time it happened he got scared, stopped and hugged you, apologizing like a thousand times

you all like “...it was just getting good?”

he doesn’t understand shit at first???

“b-but why are you crying then? tell me the truth y/n”

“but i am?” 

after you explained that it just happens to you he’d nod and continue

after a while... he starts liking it

and if you one time don’t cry he’d be confused again, this time saying;

“did you not l-like it?” 

“dork, of course i did” you say ruffling his hair and he feels relieved hearing you say that 

ah cutie :(((

ALSO the whining and the squirming; total sucker for that LMAO 

OK IMMA SLEEP NOW holy shit my back is scoliosis central rn and im so damn nervous for my exam tomorrow AAAAAAH fuck fuck fuck 

ANYHOW HOPE THIS WAS FUN READING <333

#stray kids smut #skz smut #straykids smut #skzsmut #stray kids reactions #straykidssmut #kpopsmut #stray kids imagines #straykids x reader #stray kids x you #stray kids x stay #stray kids x y/n #stray kids x gender neutral reader #bangchan smut #changbin smut #lee know smut #hyunjin smut #han smut #felix smut #seungmin smut #i.n smut

[deejadabbles]

Vampire Atem/Yami Alphabet Headcanons

Found this list of vamp-themes headcanons by @an-annyeoing-writer and I knew I had to do them for our favorite king-turned-spirit!

For those of you who read my Spells of Defiance series, these headcanons can be taken as 100% canon to that AU <3

A - Accident - would they turn someone to save their life?

Oof, already starting with a hard one. So, Atem is one of those vampires who hates his existence, he believes it’s a curse. However, he does still love and care for people deeply, and he knows that for many, life is sacred even if it’s a cursed life. I think in a moment of weakness, especially in his earlier years as a vampire, he might turn someone just because he’s desperate not to lose them, only to regret his decision later, especially if that someone is like him and hates what they’ve become. We all make mistakes, right?

B - Bite - how do they bite? Sensually, aggressively? Do they make it hurt or try to be gentle?

Atem is extremely gentle when he feeds off of people, always careful not to bite too deep or tear the skin more than needed, he even holds you and tries to soothe you with gentle strokes of his hands. Now, whether he tries to make it “sensual” or at all sexual...that’s a complicated topic. While Atem is almost always disgusted with himself when/while he feeds, he does recognize that there is a level of intimacy and even romance that can be connected with drinking blood, so sometimes he can be persuaded to make it a more sensual thing if you’re his lover. 

C - Control - do they take advantage of their powers?

That depends on who’s in the equation. I can see Atem using his new powers in order to bring justice to those he sees as wrong doers (like his season 0/early manga-self) as a way to make his vampire abilities useful, so from that angle he would “take advantage” of his powers. He might even get some small gratification in using his strength and speed to hunt down evil people, them cowering in fear is retribution for their wrong-doings, but even that’s not too over the top. Other than that, no, he doesn’t really use his powers for advantages over others.

D - Dangerous - how scary they can get? How bad things can they do? What’s their ethics?

So, while Atem does have a very strong moral code, Atem also has a temper, and said temper might be harder to control when he’s a vampire. Even when he’s not growling in anger, he can have this cold glare that could make bikers squeamish. There are moments, especially when he was a younger vampire, where he loses his temper and can get pretty scary. If you’re his loved one don’t worry too much, he would never lose control enough to hurt you, even though his yelling (and maybe throwing a thing or two) is pretty scary on it’s own. If you’re someone he sees a vermin though watch out, when he gets scary you’re probably going to end up dead or wishing you were dead.

E - Exchange - do they opt for blood bags or animal blood, if possible?

He opts for animal blood as often as he can. Sometimes he’ll hunt said animals himself but even that is a little too violent for his liking (Atem is a softie okay?!) so if he can go to a local butcher and get animal blood from them he’ll do it that way. He’s not fond of blood bags because A) they’re harder to acquire and B) having human blood in a cold plastic bag just makes him long for warm human blood and skin under his teeth more. Sure animal blood isn’t as sustaining for him, but Atem spent decades (maybe even centuries) figuring out how much animal blood he needs to consume in order to keep his blood lust under control so he’ll choose that over harming an innocent human.

Also, side note, if you live with him I hope you don’t have a sensitive sense of smell, because he heats up the blood on the stove to make it taste better and it can make the house stinky lol

F - First bite - on what occasion would they bite you for the first time?

Oooh that’s a good one. Like I said Atem has a very complicated relationship with feeding from his loved ones, especially his s/o, and he’s never going to ask you for your blood. So I’d say that not only would you have to offer your blood to him, but he would have to be out of other feeding options at the time. He knows that once he reaches a certain point of hunger he loses control and might kill you in a hunger-induced blood rage, so if drinking from you now, before he gets to that point, prevents that danger, he’d be willing to. Like I said above, Atem would be very gentle with you on that occasion, holding you close and stroking the skin around the bite mark to soothe any pain, and when he’s done he’d kiss the wound and the sore skin around it as amends.

The only other “first bite” scenario I can think of is if you spend months convincing him that you don’t mind (or even like) the occasional bite and finally convince him to drink your blood during an intimate moment, and again he’s very gentle and mindful of not hurting you.

G - Growl - are they more on the “civilized” side or do they enjoy hunting their prey down?

A bit of both, I guess? Since he tries not to drink from humans he’s more civilized in that way, but like I said before he does “hunt” evil people like an avenging dark angel, which he may get some small form of enjoyment from, so... 

H - Hate - how do they feel about their kind? About themselves?

It’s honestly pretty depressing how much self-loathing Atem harbors. He genuinely thinks he’s an abomination. It doesn’t help that in all his centuries of living, he’s met very few vampires who’re “good” like him. He’s also someone who’s on a high horse and if he met a vamp who didn’t kill human’s but also wasn’t self loathing like him, he’d look down on said vampire. I’m warning you now if you fall in love with him, his self-hatred is very upsetting and can be hard to deal with.

I - Intimacy - how fast would they let you close to them? Would they want to share with you what they are?

Surprisingly, I say it’s not that hard. See, even though Atem thinks he’s a monster and tries his best to stay away from people, he also craves companionship and love. Sure, he’s spent several chunks of his immortal life isolating himself in remote woods and tall mountains for decades at a time, but he always returns to humanity at some point. So if you show that you want to be close to him he’ll try to warn you or even scare you away a bit, but it won’t take too long to let you in. And yes, he’d share what he is with you if you started to get close to him, not only as a means to scare you away “before he can hurt you” but also so you know what you’re getting into by being near him.

J - Joke - would they do pranks on other people with the use of their powers?

Sometimes, yes. If he’s close to you, he’ll start to get comfortable and like teasing you, so he’ll do minor things like sneak up behind you soundlessly and jump scare you, or zoom past you to get to something before you and play keep-away. Also, he doesn’t do this one intentionally, but sometimes he’ll be sitting in a dark room, and when you walk in you just suddenly hear this voice calling out to you in the darkness, scaring the crap outta you lol

K - Key - what’s the way of making them open up to you?

Honestly just...continue to shove your friendship in his face. Like I said under “intimacy” he still craves relationships and companionship despite how much he fears hurting people. He may try to push you away at first but if you just continue to hang around him he’ll eventually stop trying to scare you away and start opening up to you little by little.

L - Life - do they wish they were human?

Absolutely. I can see Atem, ever the fixer of problems, spending the first few hundred years searching for a cure for his “condition” not just for himself but for others who view vampires the same way. He often thinks about what his life would have been if he hadn’t been turned, and daydreams about the possibility of becoming human again. 

M - Murder - would they kill someone while feeding? Have they ever done so?

Atem has killed while feeding, yes, but not voluntarily. I’m going with the general lore that vampires, when starved too long, can't control their bloodlust and Atem has killed while in that state. When he wakes with a limp, lifeless body in his arms, he’s a devastated wreck. Hurting innocent people is literally his living nightmare and the idea that his bloodlust can turn him into an animal sickens him. He would spend decades learning how much blood he needs to consume and how often, in order to keep that bloodlust from taking control.

N - Nature - do they justify their doings? Do they consider them natural?

Atem, the self-loathing martyr of a fanged prince, considering his bloodlust natural? LMAOOOO No. No he doesn’t, nor does he ever justify his actions. In fact, he uses the terrible things he’s done to justify why he shouldn’t be loved or even alive.

O - Odd - do they have any specific hobbies or habits?

Our gentle dark prince still loves games and puzzles, I think he’d like modern brain teasers that keep his mind sharp and un-ironically loves the puzzle games printed on the back of sunday newspapers, even though they aren’t hard (for him anyway). If you got close to him and showed him games he never got to play bc they’re multiplayers he’d honestly love you. He’d win most of the time, let's be honest, especially things like Clue, but his expression is just so cute and excited when you play his favorites that you’d lose 1000 times over just to see it.

P - Pain - are they sadistic? Do they enjoy what they do?

Nope. I think you all have the idea by now but Atem is one of the most self-loathing and gentle vampires you’d meet....or at least he’s gentle with you. Other vampires who hurt people for fun? Okay, I can see him being ever so slightly sadistic when dealing with creatures like that, he has no mercy for vampires who’ve embraced their monstrous curse, best you run the other way when he punishes them, else you may actually get a little frightened of him...

R - Roles - do they enjoy pretending to be normal people? How do they feel about leaving their life behind to start a new one?

I wouldn’t say that Atem pretends to be normal, in fact, the only part of his vampirism that he embraces is being an “other”, or rather, the aesthetic of being odd, something that most humans feel uneasy when confronted with. He’d see this as a good tool to keep people he may hurt away from him. He’s no stranger to stalking graveyards/cemeteries, creeping in the shadows in a way that has others scurrying past if they happen to spot him, basically anything that makes him seem creepy and makes others keep their distance. Ultimately it hurts him since he’s unexplainably lonely, but it hurts more to know he may hurt the humans he comes across. On the same note, leaving behind one life for another to avoid suspicion is a double-edged sword for him, while it reminds him how terribly lonely existence is, it’s good to keep those who might’ve grown close to him safe.

S - Scars - do they leave marks or try to make the wounds small and invisible?

If Atem feeds from someone voluntarily (as in, not in an animalistic state), he’ll do everything he can to not leave lasting marks. Leaving marks means more pain and we all know how much he hates causing pain to others. 

T - Turned - how were they turned?

In my fic, Marik turned Atem as a form of revenge, but otherwise, I could honestly see Atem being turned by any YGO villain. I say villain because him being cursed with this life by a villain (like Bakura for example, or maybe another minion of Zorc) kind of goes along with the original story’s need to punish Atem and cast him into darkness for things that ultimately weren’t his fault.

U - Universe - what’s their biggest wish that they can’t achieve as immortals?

Mostly just...being close to people without constantly worrying that he’ll hurt or kill them. I can also see Atem yeaning for the simple pleasure of growing old and dying with one's family. If he fell in love he would crave the ability to just settle down and grow old together. Hell, he’s even one of those morbid romantics who thinks couples dying within days of each other is sweet and wishes he could do that when he loses his lover to old age.

V - Vampire - would they turn you?

Man again with the hard ones! Oof, okay, so...If you asked Atem to turn you, he’d say no, reciting his monologue about how vampires are cursed vermin who shouldn’t even exist, even if you retained your humanity after the turn, he knows the deep reaches of this curse and what it will make you do, and he hates the idea of you going through what he has.

...However, much like in the very first headcanon on this list...Atem makes mistakes and has his weak moments. If your life ended unexpectedly, of you were taken from him suddenly, like attacked or in some fatal accident, he may turn you in a moment of weakness; a desperate need to cling to you taking over his better judgment. He’d hate himself after and the only way he’d ever feel okay with it, is if time proved that you retained your humanity. He would teach you how to control your blood lust so you don’t have to go through half the things he has, and only then would he be okay with what he did to you in his moment of weakness.

W - War - would they engage in fighting their own kind for the humanity’s sake?

Yes! No one even has to ask him, Atem basically thinks the only good thing he can do with his powers is to rid the world of other vampires. He’s basically an avenging angel who’ll hunt down any vampire who threatens a human.

Y - Yandere - would they become dangerous to you (their lover)?

For the most part, I’d say no. Atem is self-aware and emotionally intelligent enough to tell if he ever starts crossing lines into “unhealthy” territory, and if that ever happened, he’d literally run away. He would leave you in order to protect you, no matter how much it hurt. There may be one (literally ONE) incident where he does something to you that crosses the line, but he’d be instantly horrified and remove himself from your life, moving to the other side of the world with no means to follow him, if it meant protecting you from himself. Now the chances of this happening in the first place? Hard to say. I really don’t think Atem is unhinged or even violent enough for it to be likely, but, an argument could be made that after everything he’s gone through, Atem may start seeing you and his love for you in an obsessives, unhealthy way. Again though, even if this did happen he would realize it and run away before it can go too far.

Z - Zombie - are they on their way to losing sanity?

I don’t think so. Atem is as strong (mentally/emotionally) as they come. Maybe eventually, after millennia and millennia of constantly losing loved ones and dealing the the monster he’s become he would start losing his sanity, but that would take a long, long time. 

#atem #yami yugi #atem x reader #yami x reader #pharaoh atem #yami yugi x reader #yugioh x reader #vampire au #vampire Atem #vampire yami #ygo #headcanons #atem headcanons #yami headcanons

[shinsouskitten]

Shinsou Hitoshi nsfw alphabet

damn kat back at it again with the thirst i hate myself 

Idk how I haven’t done a nsfw alphabet for my KING yet but I’m disappointed in myself for it

this post was mostly finished before the whole ‘this cold makes me feel like im dying’ thing so i just had to add a few and it was ready for publishing (bonus points if you can tell which ones were added in my cold-induced craziness)

Warnings: you know it, you love it, the thirsting of a lonely writer

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A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Shinsou is a king when it comes to aftercare. Hot baths, massages, cuddles, you name it. You mean the absolute world to him, and he’ll go out of his way to show that, both in and out of the bedroom

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and their partner’s)

Shinsou can be pretty self critical, but if you pushed for an answer he’d probably say his hair, cause he knows how much you like it. For his partner, horny Shinsou would immediately go for your neck (literally too). He loves how a single kiss can turn you into putty in his hands, and he’ll leave marks in places he knows you can’t hide just to prove to the world that you’re his

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Inside you, on you, he doesn’t really mind. Whatever you prefer, he’s happy with. If you want to get messy, he’s more than happy to help, but if not he’ll keep you clean (ish). Although he’s unlikely to admit it, seeing you swallow his cum ignites a fire in Shinsou, and sets up quite a few more rounds so he can give you a reward for being so good

D = Dirty secret (pretty clear, a dirty secret of theirs)

Shinsou’s pretty open with what he wants, but when you first start getting intimate there’ll be a few things he doesn’t really want to say in case he scares you away (he could never, but he still worries). He wants to experiment, but he makes sure he knows your boundaries before he suggests anything too out there. The thing he keeps secret for the longest is the desire to wrap your neck in a beautiful collar emblazoned with his name, simply cause he doesn’t want you to think it’s weird

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

He does his research, but hands on experience is pretty limited before you. It’s a learning curve, both of you learning what makes the other tick, what causes you the highest amount of pleasure, and what to steer clear of

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Loves to see you ride him. It gives you the power to control the tempo, but also gives him a beautiful view to tip him over the edge of ecstasy. More needy Shinsou (aka when he’s in hornball mode) likes doggy style, cause it means he can pull your hair or hold you up against him and kiss your neck

G = Goofy (how serious are they in the moment?)

He’s not going to whip out a joke book in the middle of sex, but he’s also not going to act like an uptight secretary who’s only able to follow the rules (well, not unless you ask 👀) 

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

Keeps himself trimmed, possibly even shaved. It’s no nonsense and means it’s also more enjoyable for you if you’re giving him head

I = Intimacy (how romantic are they in the moment?)

He’s an intimate guy, but he’s also not above teasing (though there’s another letter for that so I’ll keep on intimate for now). Like I mentioned in B, Shinsou can be pretty self critical, and sometimes he can get scared that you’ll leave him if he doesn’t prove how much he loves you, which to him means intimate sex and reassurance (aka, saying ‘I love you’ every two seconds)

J = Jack off (what are their views on masturbation?)

He does it when needed. He’s not insanely horny, so chances are if he is you’re there to deal with him. But if you’re not, and he’s especially needy, he’ll most likely call you up for a little phone session. The thought of you is incredible, but being able to see and hear you is even better

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

I think we all know the phrase kitty, right? Well inference leads me to believe that Shinsou would be down for trying out pet play. And yes, as I mentioned before, he would 100% have a collar for you with his name on it. I don’t take criticism for that one

L = Location (favorite places to do the dance with no pants)

More traditional. Sex between the two of you means intimacy, so he’d prefer privacy. You have yet to find a surface in your house he hasn’t tried to fuck you on. That being said, your comfort is of the utmost importance to Shinsou, so if he’s going to fuck you over the kitchen counter, he’s going to make sure you feel comfortable while he does it. So yes, that means he’ll take pillows off the sofa’s just to make you comfy

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going, etc)

You. Simple as. There are certain things that especially turn him on, such as you biting your lip or being extra attentive to him in what would seem like a normal scene to anyone else watching. Put your hand on his thigh when out at dinner and pay the price when you get home. Or maybe that was your plan all along

N = No (turn offs, something they wouldn’t do)

Shinsou never wants you to be in pain (well not unless you want to be in pain). He’ll leave hickies all over you, but that’s about as far as he’ll go with marking you. Maybe a spank here and there, but he won’t scar you or leave any marks that won’t be gone in a few days

O = Oral (do they prefer giving or receiving? how skilled are they?)

Shinsou prefers giving, but he’ll never say no to receiving either. He wants you to feel good, but if you decide to turn the tables he’s not going to deny you. Once you’re finished though, he’s repaying the favor tenfold. And just as a note, pull his hair when he goes down on you. He adores it

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Yes and yes. It all depends on the situation, his mood, the usual things. He’ll do whatever provides you with the most pleasure (while also allowing him to tease you)

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies)

He doesn’t love them, but if they’re the only way to get some gratification then he’s willing (only if you are though). He’s careful about location, he doesn’t want someone walking in and ruining the whole thing, even if the risk of being caught makes everything a little more exciting. Chances are he won’t engage in quickies unless he’s been to the place at least once before (he wants to know which wall you’d look best pinned to). He has to feel slightly comfortable in the environment

R = Risk (how risky are they willing to be?)

He’s down for a little risk, but nothing that would be too mortifying for you. If he’s going to screw you somewhere other than your home, he’s going to vet the place over a lot, and find the best place where you have the comfort of being private but the thrill of being caught if someone were to venture too close to your hideout

S = Stamina (how long do they last? how many rounds?)

Freaking hell where does he get it from? Like, he just doesn’t stop. Not that that’s a bad thing, mind you. Most of the rounds consist of him pleasing you, and he’ll only give in and finally fuck you when your throat is hoarse from begging, or when he feels the smallest amount of pity at the tears rolling down your face (did someone say crying kink)

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them on a partner or themselves?)

Vibrating panties. I said he doesn't physically act on desires when in public, but touching a remote isn’t the same thing as touching you, so he makes an exception. He’s not insanely cruel. For him it’s more about teasing that mortification, so if someone senses something’s wrong, he turns off the remote until they give up. But the moment they’re gone, it’s back stronger than ever

U = Unfair (how much do they tease?)

*roblox oof sound effect*

Once Shinsou gains his confidence with you, he’s not going back. His teasing is often coupled with praise, telling you how good you’re being for him while he denies you pure bliss again and again. He’ll edge you to hell and back if you give him the chance, but don’t worry, it’s worth it in the end

V = Volume (how they sound, how loud they are, etc)

Small moans and louder grunts are the main sounds coming from Shinsou when he’s enjoying himself. He swears a lot, and it’s always easy to tell how close he is to the edge by how creative his swears become. As for his partner, he wants to know how well he’s doing. He wants to hear you whine and beg while he edges you, and the pornstar-like moans that fill the air when he finally gives in and gives you what you really want

W = Wild card (a random headcanon)

You think I forgot about his quirk. Ha, I could never. I said in my hcs that it takes a while for Shinsou to integrate quirk use into sex. As much as you assure him you’re in full trust, he’s anxious about the inability to say no when he has you under his control. The longer you’re together the more willing he is, but even when he does use it it’s usually a way to make edging even more dangerous, with you unable to resist his words when he tells you you’re not allowed to cum just yet

Okay maybe we have 2 wild cards this time cause I also wanna mention his capture weapon. Again, it’ll take a while for it to be available in a less-than-pg manner, but he’s more willing to use his capture weapon than his quirk. Main reason being, you can still use a safeword when tied up. But tying up goes both ways, so even if he prefers to be the one giving the pleasure, he’d never deny your wishes

X = X-ray (let’s have a looksee in those pants)

I’m trying not to be biased cause I love him so much but I feel like Shinsou’s kinda packing. A good 8.5-9 inches (no, I won’t take criticism) and on the skinnier side. But the amount of attention he gives you before his pants are even off means taking him is never difficult

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Not the highest, but when you’re around it increases significantly. He’s not going to fuck you every time he sees you (I mean, he thinks about it) but he also isn’t a nun. It’s a good level, cause most days you can walk, and then on the weekends you’re a little bedridden

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

He’s a bit of an insomniac, so screwing the energy out of him is one of the best ways to get Shinsou tired enough to sleep. He likes to hold you, so once he’s satisfied with the aftercare, he’ll crawl in bed for cuddles until the both of you pass out

#my hero academia #boku no hero academia #boku no hero #hitoshi shinsou x reader #hitoshi shinsou #hitoshi shinsou smut #bnha shinsou #Shinsou #shinsou x reader #shinsou smut #mha x reader #mha smut

[sideblogformindtrash]

I can just imagine Orfeu getting a fine for bringing Blue and Haru into a store with a no pets policy. Imagine Blue’s panic. “Master got this fine because of his stupid pets, he is probably angry, oh no would he take a toe for this? Would Blue and Haru get hurt? This is so bad ahhh”

Sorry, I’m just feeling especially sadistic today.

CW: implied sex work; implied and fear of amputation; pet whump; dehumanization; it as a pronoun; conditioning; low self-esteem;

“H-h-haru, Haru, Haru” He heard Blue’s screaming getting closer through the house. Blue opened the door and nearly jumped over Haru “HARU!”

“W—w-w-a…” …Closed his eyes. He was… getting a bit better at this. Bit by bit. Deep breaths.

“We need to, to, to m-make money!”

Haru just stared, still lost.

“We got a fine”

…Still, no clue. He frowned a little, as Blue frantically shook his head, starting to walk in circles, pulling strands of hair.

“I-i-it’s a p-punishment! In money! B-but w—we don’t have M-money! L-last tim B-b-lue got one it paid it toes! “

…Haru’s eyes widened. Paid in toes? What the ever living hell? But… Blue didn’t have those toes so it happened. Blue shoved a paper into his chest. He gasped a little taking a look.

“S-see? H-how much c-c-ash money we need? C-c-can you read it?”

…He made a seven with his hands, than a five.

“Is… IS that much money? Is that the p-price o-o-of toes? C-c-can we b-b-uy toes?”

Haru shook his head. Deep breaths. Too much info at once. He looked down at the paper again.

“M-m-m-m-as…” Closed his eyes, breathing, breathing, breathing “…ter”

“no, no, no, no we can’t ask! He will pp-p-pay the m-money and ask for the-, the t-t-toes… We need to pay…”

…What he meant was… This was to Master. But… the cause was… taking its pets to somewhere illegal. So it was their fault…

Haru looks at his toes, curling them up. He wants to keep them!

“A—any ideas f—for… g-g-etting money?”

Haru shivers. How? They are pets! They can’t work outside of their Master’s home. They don’t have anything to sell – except for their underpriced toes – they can’t… Can’t do anything… Except…

“c-c-could…”

…Well. Not sing. That’s for sure. He tries to gesture, hoping Blue understands. They haven’t showed many signs for him but… He seems to get onto them pretty fast.

“Oh, a-a-, g-guitar? O-or music stuff? Y-y-you c-could play?” He nodded “B-b-ut we don’t, d-don’t have a-anything like that…”

…It was true. If only… he wasn’t such a fucking failure. If he could sing… they could solve this.

“S-s-sell l-lemonade!” Blue darted, probably remembering a cartoon they watched earlier. It would be nice but… Haru had to remind Blue that the materials belonged to Master. And so did they. All the money would be his.

“Oof.. Right… Hm… W-we c-could get a sponsor! A VPN w-with 90 days f-free trial i-if t-they a-acess the link i-in the description and t-t-ype in Haru&Blue!” Blue smiled, cradling Bonnie around. Haru… Wasn’t even sure what the hell he just said “O-oh. W-we d-don’t have a c-c-channel. D-do sponsors a-accept p-people h-h-holding carboard signs…”

…They both came back and forth with terrible ideas. Eventually they just sat at the floor, legs crossed, staring ahead. Haru had a thought, on the back of his mind… That he really, really, really didn’t want to consider. But he had to.

…They could do what Master does. Blue’s eyes widened hearing that suggestion. He hugged his own legs onto a hug. Haru stared, quietly. He didn’t want that. He’d… Almost prefer the toes.

…He didn’t realize the tears were falling until his body started to get shaken by the sobs.

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 …Orfeu found the two of them sitting crossed legs in front of each other in bedroom rug, the fine he’d gotten earlier in the middle, like some sort of weird ritual. They were crying, both of them. Okay. Fucking weird.

“Are you two crying because we got a fine?” He asked, unsure what to do.

“W-w-w-w-e c-couldn’t think of, of a w-way to pay it, M-master…” Blue whined miserably, twisting Bonnie around.

“…I’ll pay for it, what are you talking about”

“NO!” Blue darted, then shook its head “I-it means, n-n-o, p-pplease, let us, us t-think more… W-we can f-figure a way to pay in m-money instead of, of t-t-toes…”

“Toes?” He frowned.

“S-s-sorry!” Blue screeched.

He looked at Haru, whose face was red from crying, tears silently flowing down, in quiet resing.

‘Prefer to lose toes. Please. I don’t want to work the way Master does. Please’ he sniffed ‘I can’t. Please. Don’t know other way to make Money.’

…It took him a moment to wrap his mind around the… Situation. Sometimes, they seriously bugged him. 

Well, they could make money by joining the Olympics, they clearly been practicing jumping into conclusions.

“…The fine is for me” He sat on the floor, as both of them flinched “…Not for either of you”

“B-b-but… w-w-we c-caused it, is, is f-f-or taking y—your d-dumb p-pets into-“

“Into somewhere that isn’t allowed, yeah. I was very much aware of that when I took you two there. It’s my responsibility. And none of you are dumb” he took a deep breath “…And even if the fine was for you, I wouldn’t want your toes… Or any body parts. I won’t hurt either of you”

…Why the toes, even. What would he even do with toes? He figured some IF’s bullshit had happened about it. Blue had missing fingers and missing toes… But only the fingers had been addressed in videos. Did that fucker seriously hurt Blue like that over a fine? 

…Haru leaned against him, nuzzling. He pulled him closer, letting him hide his face and… cry. He tried to control his anger for now. He wasn’t angry at them of course, but, they could assume so if he let that show. Deep breaths, calm voice.

“Remember what we talked about before? Don’t assume you’ll be punished. Ask. I won’t get angry at either of you for asking, never”

“S—s-s-sorry…” Blue whimpered “W-w-ill… b-b-e punished for assuming…?”

“…No” He smiled, hoping it was somewhat reassuring.

…Blue whimpered a bit, and leaned closer, wanting a hug too. Orfeu pulled him, knowing this could earn him a bite… But no. Not today. He just leaned his head, closing his eyes for a bit.

#blue needs a tag #orfeu and haru #pet whump #whump

[writemedrawme]

Negan NSFW Alphabet

*not my gif*

WARNINGS: this some sexy ass content right here bby. Oh yeah and bad language words.

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A: Aftercare

Negan's aftercare is to bring you close, hold you tight, and pepper you with kisses. He mumbles all the things that you did that he loved and how sexy he thinks you are and oof... that growly voice in your ear almost gets you going all over again. The man is SEXY.

B: Body Part

Negan's favorite body part of yours are definitely you're hips. He likes to squeeze them when he stands behind you to hint that he's in the mood (as if he ever isn't), when you lean into his chest after a long day, when he's pounding you into the mattress, when you're riding him... he loves your hips and hot damn does he love to grab them.

Your favorite part of Negan is probably his tongue. It’s sexy when he looks at you and teasingly licks his lips or leans down to tell you something and licks your neck instead. His tongue is always in your mouth or running across your lips, and fuck when it's in between your legs it is heavenly. Yeah, tongue. Definitely tongue.

C: Cum

Negan likes to cum in you, but if you don't have a condom he likes to cum on your stomach or your lower back. He likes to see you coated in him, panting and sweaty and delicious.

D: Dirty Secret

Let's be real, Negan doesn't have many sex secrets. He's pretty open. However, one thing he keeps pretty private is how much he loves to watch you lead. Not necessarily in the bedroom, even though he loves that too, but what I'm referring to is when you lead people on runs, in training, or even just around Alexandria in general. He likes to stand near the back as you teach people to shoot or fight, he loves when you bark orders at the people you guide on runs, and fuckin hell does he love when somebody screws up. You are in general such a kind person, but every day can be a life or death situation. There's no room for pleasantries, and boy do you make that known. Watching you yell and scold people makes you look so powerful and so fucking sexy, and Negan loves it.

E: Experience

Unsurprisingly, Negan is quite experienced. Sometimes it makes you jealous, but it works out well for you. The man can eat you, fuck you, finger you, and kiss you like no other. He is a sex master.

F: Favorite Position

Negan likes to watch you. Every roll of your eyes and gaping of your mouth he wants to watch. He wants to soak in every look on your face. Not that he'll say no to doggy or reverse cowgirl, but missionary and regular cowgirl are definitely his favorites.

G: Goofy

He's not quite goofy, but Negan does smile a lot. Every time you squeak or cry out the biggest shit eating smile appears on his face.

H: Hair

Negan has a certain style about him, so he tends to be pretty clean cut. There's just enough hair to be rugged, but not so much that it's overwhelming.

I: Intimacy

Yes, Negan loves you pound you so hard you have bruises on your hips, but he also enjoys when one of you is in a more passionate mood. He kisses your neck and mumbles in your ear and holds your hand and shows you more love than you can handle. He pours all of himself into you (heh) and treats you like the treasure you are to him. And then he probably fucks your brains out.

J: Jack Off

A common occurrence is for you to take a shower and Negan to follow you. He sits on the (closed) toilet, and watches, grinning. As you shower he eventually unbuckles his pants and begins to rub himself, and then either joins you or waits for you to finish and scoops you up to bring you to the bed.

K: Kink

One time on a run you happened to wander into an old CVS. As you were looking around, you two found a tube of red lipstick. Long story short, Negan has a huge kink for a red ring of lipstick left staining his dick.

L: Location

Anywhere. Literally anywhere. On a run, in the garden at night, in your bed, in someone else's bed, in one of the vans, anywhere. His favorite place, however, is definitely his bed. The more room the better.

M: Motivation

As mentioned earlier, watching you be the tough, drill sergeant-esque survivor that you are is enough to get that man hard. You get this no bullshit look in your eye that literally shrinks people. You're strict and blunt, yet still kind, and it's obvious you care for your people.

N: No

Negan is not into foot stuff. Obviously he's also not into causing you pain or anything, but aside from that, foot stuff. There's nothing wrong with feet, and he'd try whatever you wanted, but feet are just not his thing. He does, however, like to rub your feet at the end of the day.

O: Oral

Obviously he loves when you blow him. It's sexy to watch and it feels so damn good. While he does love this, however, he loves eating you even more. He locks his arms over your stomach to keep you in place and feel you squirm, and he loves when you pull his hair.

P: Pace

If you're going for a slow, passionate love making session, Negan grinds and pumps until you're seeing stars. He's slow, his rhythm is teasing and his thrusts are deep.

When you're fucking, this man could damn well split you the fuck in half. He'll pin your hands above your head or let you scratch at his back and he will go to town.

Q: Quickie

Yes. All the quickies. Negan sees it as a game; how quick can he make your legs shake?

R: Risk

Negan doesn't care to take a risk as long as you're comfortable. If somebody sees you he hopes they're jealous as hell that he gets you.

S: Stamina

When he's tired, you get to ride. He'll go all night, back and forth between the two of you, and then you'll sleep all day and start again when one of you wakes up.

T: Toy

Negan doesn't care for dildos, but he LOVES vibratory. Specifically a vibrating cock ring you two found forever ago. He loves the way you grip him and yell when it all gets to be too much, and it feels pretty damn good to him too.

U: Unfair

Negan loves to look at you and lick his lips when he knows you dont have time to jump his bones. Teasing squeezes, looks, smacks and faces all day until you finally get home and get to fuckin - not that you don't do your fair share of teasing...

V: Volume

Yes, Negan likes to dirty talk, and yes, he's good at it, but your favorite thing is when his eyes close and he lets out a deep, low groan. He's so put together all the time, such a character. When there's a moment he loses control of his voice or his face it gets you wetter than pretty much anything else.

W: Wildcard

Negan. Loves. 69.

He gets a blowjob ???? and a face full of pussy ???? ALL AT ONCE ????

Yes the fuck please

X: X Ray

Negan isn't abnormally thick, but the man is LONG. You swear he hits your guts with every deep thrust. You can't even attempt to get him down your throat.

Y: Yearning:

It's Negan. The man is always horny as hell.

Z: ZZZ

Pretty much as soon as you're both sure you can't fuck any more you're both out like a light - until of course you wake up with his tongue between your legs.

#negan smut #negan imagine #negan x you #alphabet #the walking dead #twd x reader #jeffery dean morgan #commisionwork #commission

[obeymehasinfluncedmythoughts]

If its not too much please, the brothers +undatables reactions to an MC with a sudden hatred for them on first meeting, but seem perfectly fine with everyone else.

Tbh I think everyone had at least one character that they hated at first. Mine was Mammon! However, I've moved past my hatred

Also! I did not include Barbatos. I don't understand that bastard.

Lucifer

He isn't really shocked persay.

In fact, he kinda expected it.

(Lucifer is partially responsible for bringing you here. He's also a demon, which probably isn't helping his case at all.)

But he doesn't really understand your acceptance of everyone else.

After all, if you really didn't like him for any of the reasons mentioned above, you'd surely hate Diavolo most of all.

And you don't.

It bothers him a bit

Mammon

Tch, he's not bothered that the human doesn't like him.

He does have a funny way of showing it though.

Hangs around you every chance he gets, playing it off as just 'running into you'.

He'll push himself into conversations, and get really flustered whenever he's called out for it.

Sulks when you pick others over him.

How dare you? He's the Great Mammon! You're just a human, you shouldn't act like this with him!

Honestly not liking him probably just enforces his crush so g o o d l u c k.

Levi

Sad boy hours

Like he's kinda already got this twisted idea that nobody likes him. So a human, a lesser being, not liking him is a real blow to his already minuscule self-confidence.

Visibly broods when he sees you having a good time with his brothers.

(Especially if it's Mammon. That low-life scum! How does the human like him more than Levi??)

Acts like a jealous bitch to everyone you seem to be on good terms with

Satan

Why should he care again?

For the most part, he doesn't.

If you have some deep-seated hatred for him for absolutely no reason, he's not going to be pissed.

(Vaguely interested, sure, but not mad.)

However, if you like Lucifer, but not him, there's a problem.

Goes out of his way to be nice to you.

Asmodeus

Most offended.

Definetly blogs about it too.

"I'm perfect. What's not to like? What is wrong with them?"

He's either very petty about it or tries to win you over

Normally, someone not liking him isn't that big of a bother. Sure, it's RIDICULOUS, but understandable.

Yet you like everyone else, and out of the two humans in Devildom, you don't like him.

Absurd.

Beelzebub

:(

What'd he do?

Doesn't really know how to apologize for offending you.

Tries to stay out of your way.

Very sad.

Don't hate him he's just hungry and loving.

Belphegor

Understandable

He gives off those vibes, and later on it just gets worse.

He kills you

And he annoys you about releasing him for months before doing so.

He also lies to you.

Apologizes a lot

Probably won't stop until you actually become close.

Diavolo

Uh?

He's sensing hostility but he doesn't know why.

Big oof.

Inquires with Lucifer about it.

Invites you over a few times, and gets very disappointed if you decline.

He just wants to be your friend!!! Stop!!

Simeon

A little hurt that you like everyone except him, but seeing how good you are with Luke erases any damaged feelings.

You're very sweet and even if you aren't sweet with him, he can still appreciate it!

Acts very kind to you.

If you're super close with Luke, he's even nicer.

It's a bit overbearing.

Solomon

Bastard man is not pleased

Sure, you get along with the demons and the angels, but not him?

He's very sneaky about his plans to become your friend though.

Of course Asmo knows.

Luke

>:(

Why?!

He's very angry you do not like him and gets teased about it by everyone.

Luke is convinced by this development that the Devildom is the worst place.

It made a human think him, an angel, is bad!!

Cries

#obey me x mc #obey me x reader #obey me mammon #obey me beelzebub #obey me belphie #obey me belphegor #obey me luficer #obey me asmodeus #obey me satan #obey me Leviathan #obey me simeon #obey me luke #obey me diavolo #obey me headcanons #obey me solomon

[cornerstonc]

1, 3, 10 for the writing asks :D

Fic Meta | Accepting

Tell us about your current project(s)  – what’s it about, how’s progress, what do you love most about it?

oh l o r d i'm working on. a number of different WIPs tbh lies down they're all tcr-related atm tho. but if i narrowed them down to those which i intend to Finish and most likely publish at some point, we end up with uhhh. five?? five fics lies down

this is going to be a long ramble isn't it let me just preemptively throw down a readmore i'm so sorry

a condensed history of natori's career in the kingdom of cats

aka the 'young natori and cat king meet and Hate Each Other' fic jfifeoa honestly just an excuse for me to write out my headcanons on how they met, their early relationship, natori's family, and the cat king's childhood/family/Issues lmao. the third chapter is so close to being Done, but the fourth and fifth are. Not. so once that third chapter is posted, i'm not sure how long the wait for the next two will be rip

my favorite thing about it is probably just. idk, getting to explore those headcanons i'm attached to, aha. also getting to write natori in a lot of different ways i don't normally get to Here is fun

playin possum

a much shorter post-canon fic in which the cat king comes down with a cold and makes it everyone else's problem. it's. well. Not Particularly Close to being finished, but i at least have an idea of where it's going rip

my favorite thing is that it gave me the opportunity to write natori uttering the line 'sire, if you make me hand-feed your own cold medicine, it will not be as sensuous as you're clearly expecting it to be' jfieoa

have courage and be bold

an excuse plot involving yuki's wedding attire and natori's sewing skills which exists only bc i wanted to write them interacting with each other rip

it's somewhat close to being done. there's little patches here and there which need to be filled in, and the ending is still eluding me lmao. my favorite thing tho is honestly just getting to write for yuki and delve into my own ideas about her, aha, especially after canon wraps up. also love the idea of natori (and probably natoru, too) sharing embarrassing baby stories about lune with her

the willow bud processional

or 'the cat king tries to teach natori how to dance while natori tells him a fairy tale and the self-indulgence levels inherent in that plotline alone blew away the ozone layer'

i've actually posted this one before on my fic blog, but it was unfinished. i posted it anyway bc i was So Tired of looking at it, i just wanted to sort of wash my hands of it rip now it's been some time and i've been looking at it again like. 'u know maybe i have the motivation to finish this now that i'm not Sick Of It'

the ruins

wheezes okay last one the fic i keep bringing up which basically amounts to 'i wonder how much suffering i can dump on my favorite character before i feel bad.' the answer is A Fuckn Lot. natori being kept alive after what's for all intents and purposes a coup bc one particular noble took a not easy to define interest in him. it's ended up way frickn longer than i intended it to but i've had a lot of. well. maybe not fun, exactly, but Something Positive while writing it despite its bleak tone oof

it's inching closer to being finished rip my favorite thing about it is without a doubt getting to indulge not only in my love for Despair but also getting to write natori reacting in ways which i hope are maybe. somewhat surprising considering his usual demeanor and such, aha he literally gets into what amounts to a physical fight in this fic ok that's kind of hilariously unfitting

What is that one scene that you’ve always wanted to write but can’t be arsed to write all of the set-up and context it would need? (consider this permission to write it and/or share it anyway)

there’s some ideas i have that fall under this category tbh-- that one idea i’ve brought up involving a groundhog day loop, where haru figures out she’s been living the cat kingdom day over and over again and can’t remember Why. she and the bureau, when she eventually gets them involved again, come to the conclusion it’s the cat king’s doing, and that he’s doing it to get his own way (tho they also find that conclusion kind of odd, considering he didn’t seem particularly broken up about how it all went down by the end of it)

of course. as i’m so. Wont to do rip the ultimate reveal would be that it was natori who had been behind the time loop, bc i have this story idea nicknamed ‘tfw u realize how things worked out in canon was the good end’

the basic idea is that natori was offered the opportunity to redo That Particular Day in order to alleviate some of the damage, but his efforts caused an even worse ending to the fiasco, and so now he’s been redoing it over and over again trying to get it Back On The Right Track. more than likely whatever creature gave him the original opportunity knew this would happen

bc i love the groundhog day loop trope to pieces, and i also love a good skirting too close to the despair event horizon fjioaef

i also have this random desire to write baron interacting with natori in that one ‘organized crime dark comedy’ idea i brought up once, where yuki is the cat king’s daughter and lune is the hapless ditz who fell in love with her, got all mixed up in the family business, and now is in too deep and not digging it lmao mostly bc i just have this vivid Idea of natori being just. profoundly two-faced in a conversation with someone who can send that polite, ambiguous energy right back at him lmao (bc i had the thought that, much like canon, natori is the one technically running everything. but in this case, it’s a good deal more Sinister, and his meticulously crafted bearing is quite brittle and wan in the right light)

How would you describe your writing process?

lies down scattered and capricious are two words which come to mind i'm too laid-back and lack the discipline to write on a legit schedule or when i'm not Feeling It, and my attention can sometimes flit from one WIP to the next in just a matter of half an hour (if not less rip)

it's also frustratingly easy for me to get burned out on an idea or a fic, which is part of the reason i usually have so many different WIPs going on at once orz

#;answered by masha #anonymous #thank you so much anon but i am kinda preemptively sorry it got So Long fjfeioa #i'm long-winded

[nomoretumbler]

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Ight I keep changing from he/him to they/them so all of them just use he/they

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I'm going to explain every single one of them yes

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TSC: THE RIGHT ARM IS TO SHORTT WKSSJSBS apart from that, I was going to draw them with a hoodie first but then I was like "wait, no he's the second coming his outfit should be epik" and that's how he was born

Red: I messed up with his face so bad, but at least it was fixable, anyways,, i l o v e his design yes

Yellow: I did him to short but oh well,, I wanted his gloves to be another color but, sharpies oof

Blue: I AM SO SORRY I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO CURLY HAIR SJDBAJSB, other than that I love yes

Green: greens arm looks so bad why, AND HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO MIX MUSIC WITH BUILDING H O W, they're outfit was a challenge aaaa

Purple: I LOVE YES THE HAIR SPECIALLY OH GOD YES MWA tho I still feel hurt for leaving green and blue but YES

TDL: I had to draw him first so I could finish a redraw I was doing, that's why they looks better than others lol, BUT HIS DESIGN IS MY FAV DKSBSKSB I can't believe I, myself did that

TCO: I wanted his cape to be closed but I messed up -hhhhhhhhhh, AND HIS FACE WAS SO DIFFICULT IDK WHY??? I kinda like how the hair turned out :D

Victim: Everyone forgets about them so I decided to draw them too 👍 when I was doing the line art I was like, huh, wait, this looks fAmILiAR, then I remember that geno exists and in like NO WAIT NO NOO so I added him some touched of blue so that passes by .w."

#animator vs animation #animation vs minecraft #animation vs animator #ava #ava shorts #avm #avm shorts #a v a #a v m #traditional art #yes i did it

[transromansanders]

We Can Live Forever, If You’ve Got the Time: Chapter One: Roman’s Life Does a Backflip Unsuccessfully

AO3: Link

WC: 3,229

Ships: Rosleepxiety, Intrulogical, Moceit, Pintroverts

Warnings (chapter): homophobia, gun violence, minor character death, blood

A/N: Hey, So this has been in the works for a while. I’m finally in a place motivation-wise where I feel like I can get out at least the second chapter in a timely manner. Also! I’m looking for someone to beta read for errors in grammar and continuity. If you feel the urge to volunteer, please do so, I need help ;-;

Chapter 1 under the cut

"Daddy!" a small voice whisper-yelled. Roman groaned, rolling onto his back from his side. "Daddy!" the little voice whined. Roman managed a sleepy smile, but then little hands and knees were pressing into his bare chest and stomach. 

"Oof! Emile, you little monster," he groaned, capturing the three-year-old in his arms and rolling back onto his side with Emile next to him, between himself and Alandria, who was snoring, her dark hair framing her face and haloing out on her pillows. Her steel-grey eyes were hidden behind closed lids, and she smacked her lips when Emile rolled over and poked at her face. Roman wished he loved his wife.

Roman spared a look at the alarm clock on his bedside table, groaning again at the time: 3:43 AM on a Monday. "Can we sleep a little longer, Bud?" Roman asked Emile tiredly. 

Emile nodded, turning over to face his dad again and curling up against his chest. 

Roman wrapped an arm around his son with a smile, pressing a soft kiss to the top of Emile's head. Then he dozed back off again. 

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Roman smacked at the alarm clock as it blared at him, whining softly. Finally, he managed to turn it off, and he began sitting up, rubbing at his eyes.

Next to him, Emile sat up as well with a cute little yawn and Alandria was running a hand over her face, looking at her husband and son with a little smile. "Good morning," she slurred sleepily.

Roman chuckled. "'Morning, sleepyhead."

"Mommy!" cheered Emile, crawling on top of her now. 

She groaned a little, sitting up to hold him in her lap. Roman stood, bare toes curling for a moment against the cold white floor. The whole house was cold, cold and impersonal. Roman wished it was warmer. He wished Emile had a home, as a child ought to have. 

He lifted the blinds so the sunlight could shine in.

Then he turned back to the bed, smiling. "I'm going to make us some breakfast. How does cinnamon toast sound?" 

Emile cheered, and Alandria smiled and nodded. Roman clapped his hands together, grabbed a shirt, and headed to the kitchen, pulling the garment on. 

Soon they were sitting around the table with plates of cinnamon toast with fresh fruit in front of them. Emile ate messily, getting strawberry juice and cinnamon-sugar all over his face and hands. Alandria got a wet paper towel and cleaned him up. 

Then they were off, Roman and Alandria going to shower and get dressed, Emile sat in front of the TV with cartoons on until one of them got to him to make him put on real clothes rather than pajamas.

Roman showered and dressed first, in a pale red button-up, a black tie, and khakis with black leather shoes. Once he was done, he scooped up Emile, ignoring his protests and wiggling. "Come on, Emmy, gotta get dressed. Then you can ask Mommy if you can watch more cartoons."

Emile let Roman maneuver him out of his pajamas and into a shirt and some pants, giggling away the whole time. Roman poked his nose when he was done. "I bet Mommy's dressed now. Wanna go ask if you can watch more cartoons?"

Emile nodded vigorously and went in search of Alandria, while Roman poured a thermos of coffee to take with him.

Alandria and Emile met him at the door, off to run some errand or another. 

"I'll see you tonight," Roman said, pressing a kiss to the top of Emile's head. 

"Love you," Alandria said. 

"Bye," Roman answered. 

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"Roman!" Patton Casey greeted. 

"Morning, Pat!"

That was the extent of his usual personal interactions with the red-haired receptionist, though he relied heavily on Patton for matters of business. 

He walked into his shared office, and his partner, Logan Hubbard, was, of course, already there.

"Did you hear about the execution tomorrow?" Logan asked. 

Roman raised an eyebrow. "What execution?" 

"It's a teenager. They say he was stirring up rebellion among the other youths. And he's openly gay," Logan mentioned. Logan was Roman's closest friend, and one of two people in the whole world who knew Roman's secret. But he had the exact same secret, too. 

"Shit," Roman remarked. "Are we going?" 

"You are scheduled to be there on behalf of the Governor's office, so yes, you are, but I am staying here," Logan answered. 

"Damn, can we trade?" Roman asked. 

"Not a chance in hell. Get to work, Picani."

Roman sighed and set about his daily tasks.

One thing that came across his desk caught his eye. An execution order for one Thomas Sanders, age 15… He signed it with a grimace on behalf of his boss, then scanned it and sent it to the other Governors' offices. 

Soon lunchtime rolled around. He ate with Logan, and he longed for one of their nights out in the underground gay bars that dotted the bad parts of the city. He and Logan had tried the secretly dating thing, after Logan had started this job, when they'd run into each other at one of said bars. It hadn't worked out; they were better as friends. Today, they talked about how Emile had woken Roman early and different ways Logan had read about to keep kids from doing that. Logan did not have a wife or children; he just liked to read. And, truly, he did want to be a parent one day. That was one thing Roman knew about him from their drunken nights together in Logan's apartment early in Roman's marriage. 

When lunch was over, they had a meeting. With Governor Baines. Roman hated those. Governor Baines was a thin, gaunt man with balding grey hair. His skin may as well have been grey, too, with how pale he was. 

The conference room was grey as well, unrelentingly so. Roman and Logan each told him the notable things that had been delivered to the office. Governor Baines often asked in a dull voice what they had just said and if they could repeat themselves. 

"Oh, and the Sanders execution order came in today," Roman said, trying not to wince. 

"Sanders…" Governor Baines mumbled. "Tell me about this Sanders."

"He's fifteen years old," Roman told him. No reaction. Roman sighed. "He's openly gay and has incited rebellion among the kids at his school."

"I presume you signed it."

"Yes, Governor Baines."

"Good lad, Picano." 

Roman frowned a little when the Governor got his name wrong. But he didn't correct him. 

Then the meeting was over. The next several hours were filled with filing and organizing. Roman talked at Logan about a TV show he and Alandria were watching as they worked. When he finally left, giving a little goodbye to Patton, he was exhausted. It was a good job, but not a fun one. 

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"Daddy!" Emile cried as Roman opened the door, his tie loose around his neck. Roman laughed and bent down to catch the speeding toddler. 

"Hi, Emmy! There's my little man!"

"Hi, honey!" Alandria called from the kitchen. 

"Oh, let me help!" Roman offered, carrying Emile into the kitchen. "What can I do?" 

"Get the chicken in the pan, babe?" Alandria requested. 

Emile played on the floor as his parents cooked dinner. 

"How was your day?" Roman asked when they were finally sat down to eat. 

"Oh, fine," Alandria said. "We just did some shopping, then Emile and I worked some more on the alphabet, isn't that right, Em?" 

Emile nodded excitedly. "I can go all the way to 'O'! Listen! A, B, C, D, E, F, um, G, H, I, J, K, um… M N O!"

"You skipped 'L', Baby, but very good job," Alandria said as Roman clapped. 

Emile giggled and went back to his food. 

Roman didn't know what else to say, nor did Alandria, and Emile was too busy eating to keep up the conversation. So the rest of dinner passed in silence. 

When Alandria was finished, she wiped her hands and face on a paper napkin, then stood up. "Okay, Em, bathtime!" 

Roman was going to offer to do it, but something stopped him. He wasn't sure what, just that they needed this time together, but he just finished his meal, letting them go. When he was done, he went and got into pajamas and got the show he was watching with Alandria queued up. Finally, he met Alandria outside Emile's bedroom to put him to bed. 

They wrestled him into pajamas, Emile giggling and squirming the whole time. Then Roman scooped him up and dumped him on the bed, chuckling. "Okay, Monster. What story do you want tonight?" 

"The Tortoise and the Hare!" Emile cried, and Alandria retrieved it from the shelf. 

Roman opened the book and began reading in a silly voice. Emile yawned. 

By the time Roman was done, Emile was sound asleep. 

Roman quietly put the book up and crept out of the room with Alandria. 

They sat down on the couch and started their show, the TV on a low volume. Two episodes went by before they decided to go to sleep, wordlessly. They crawled into bed, and Roman was out in moments. 

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"They're having an execution today," Alandria said the next morning after Roman had gotten dressed in his white button-up, khaki pants, dark red tie, and black dress shoes. 

He had to wince. "I know. You're not taking Emile, are you?" 

"Why wouldn't I? It's a part of life. He has to learn these things at some point," Alandria said. 

Roman sighed and nodded. He didn't want to argue. "Maybe I'll see you there. I'm scheduled to go."

The drive to work felt long. He stared at the road ahead of him, feeling irritated for a reason he couldn't place. 

Then he was walking into work, coffee in hand.

"'Morning, Pat," he said, voice a bit strained. 

"Good morning, Roman," Patton answered, sounding concerned. But Roman had ducked into his office before Patton could ask.

"Good morning, Roman," Logan echoed Patton. 

Roman just grunted, sitting down at his desk.

The rest of the morning went along monotonously. Then it was time for lunch. And the execution. He ate, but he didn't taste. He honestly wouldn't have had any idea what he was eating if it hadn't been labelled 'cranberry spinach salad'. 

Then he drove to the Execution Courtyard. The parking was a nightmare, as always on execution days. He spotted Alandria's car. 

It took him a little bit to find his wife and son, as they were toward the other side of the crowd from the parking lot. "Hi!" he greeted, taking Emile from his wife when the child reached for him with a squeal of "Daddy!"

It was about time for the execution to start. So where…? They were near the entrance where the guards would bring in the prisoner. That's when Roman realized what was happening. There was the boy, Thomas, and another guy, beautiful, with dark hair and sharp features, small and cute, but harsh-looking… and the guards on the ground, and a gun pointed at Thomas. The other guy was trying to pull the teenager away. The gun turned to him. Later, Roman couldn't have said why he'd done it. But suddenly, he was between the man and the gun, Emile gently placed on the ground next to him. And Alandria was between Roman and the gun before the guard had the chance to fire. 

Roman, surprised to not be dead, covered in a spray of blood, and largely in shock, picked up his son quickly and cradled him close to his chest, not letting him see his mother on the ground. 

"Come with us!" the dark-haired man hissed, grabbing Roman's arm and dragging him and Thomas through alleyways. Roman followed numbly, clinging to his son, who was crying in fear and confusion. They stopped in a dead-end alleyway behind some dumpsters. "Can you get that kid to quiet down?" their savior asked impatiently. 

Thomas held out his arms wordlessly, and Roman hesitantly passed Emile over. The toddler quieted pretty quickly, sticking his thumb in his mouth and curling up against Thomas's chest. 

"We stay here for two hours, 'til things quiet down, then our ride comes. Get comfortable," the other man said. He looked to be about Roman's age, now that Roman had time to really look. 

"Who are you?" Thomas asked slowly. 

The man held up a finger to his lips urgently, and several guards ran past their alleyway. A few moments passed, then he said quietly, "Name's Virgil. I work with some people who have a vested interest in keeping you alive, Thomas. Now, I want to know who he is."

Roman gulped. "Um, my name is Roman Picani… I work for Governor Baines's office… except I probably don't do that anymore."

"Probably not," agreed Virgil. "Someone, uh… Someone did get shot back there… Do you know—"

"My wife," Roman said, trying unsuccessfully to blink back tears. 

Thomas gasped softly. "I'm so sorry…"

"Can we not talk about it in front of my son?" Roman requested, and Virgil nodded in agreement, looking away. 

"Well, you'll be wanted now, Roman. Looks like you and the kid are stuck with us."

Roman nodded slowly, taking a deep breath. "I just ruined my life…" he said softly. 

"Maybe…" Virgil answered quietly. 

"If it makes you feel any better, I ruined mine a few weeks ago," Thomas contributed. 

Roman couldn't help a small, bitter chuckle at that. "So… what now?" 

"I'll leave it to Patton to explain that," Virgil answered. 

"Patton… Not Patton Casey?" Roman asked. 

"Yep, Patton Casey. My big brother," Virgil said. "You already know him from the office, then."

Roman didn't know Patton had a brother. And apparently, Roman didn't know a lot of things about Patton, as he was to find out when Patton pulled up at the entrance to the alleyway two hours later in a non-descript black car. 

Patton was surprised to see Roman and his son, to say the least. "V, what happened?" 

"Almost got shot," Virgil answered quietly. "Roman here tried to take the bullet. His wife took it instead."

Patton covered his mouth with a hand in shock. "Oh, Roman, I'm so sorry." 

Roman just took his son back from Thomas silently as they quickly got into the car. 

"Well, um…" Patton said. "I guess… Welcome to The Resistance."

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The Resistance headquarters was a dilapidated house next to Housing Development Number 1. Patton led them all inside, having put Thomas in a baggy hoodie so he wouldn't be recognized. They stopped in the kitchen. The walls were painted yellow, the cabinets were white, and the appliances were old. The backsplash was a gaudily painted tile, and the countertops were light blue porcelain. There was a battered wooden table with mismatched chairs in the corner. 

"Alright, Thomas. You can take the room next to Virgil's and mine. Roman and Emile the one next to that," Patton said. "Sorry it's not that much, guys, but… it's what we have." He sighed. "This is always the hardest part. Settling in, getting all new clothes and things. Don't worry, Roman; we can get some toys for Emile." 

Roman nodded, holding the now-sleeping toddler closer to his chest. 

"You'll stay here for as long as you like, Roman. Until you're settled into this new life, then we can move you to another safehouse that's not so close to the action," Virgil said. 

Roman raised an eyebrow. "Exactly how big is this operation?" 

"Oh, we have branches all over the country," Patton answered. "This is just HQ for our province's branch."

"Who's in charge here?" Thomas asked. 

"You're lookin' at 'im, Kiddo!" Patton said cheerfully. 

Roman sputtered for a moment. Sweet Patton was the head of The Resistance in Shaw Province?!

"What?" Patton asked, directing his attention to Roman. He kept up his cheery demeanor as he asked, "Thought I was just the mild-mannered receptionist?" There was a hint of amusement to his tone. "Come on, we'll show you your rooms, then, um… then you can go take a shower, Roman," he said, gesturing for Thomas and Roman to follow him. "Virgil, send Gio or Perce to the store for clothes. Oh! What sizes are you guys?" 

Thomas and Roman listed off their clothing sizes, then Roman told them Emile's size as well. Virgil wrote it all down on a pad of paper he grabbed from the table. 

"Got it. See ya at dinner, Pat," Virgil said with a little wave. 

Patton showed Roman his and Emile's room, and Roman laid Emile down on the bed. The room was fairly empty, aside from bookshelves. When Roman looked a little closer, he realized it was mostly banned books. 

He turned back to Patton and Thomas in the doorway, and Patton looked nervous. 

"Um, Roman, there's something I haven't told you…"

Roman bristled a little, unsure what to expect at this point. 

Patton took a deep breath. "Your brother, Remus, he works with us sometimes."

"Remus… God, I haven't seen him in… years…" Roman mused sadly. 

"I know. He told me," Patton said, sounding sad. 

Roman nodded. "I… I need to rest…"

Patton nodded. "Of course. But shower first, okay? The bathroom is the door just across from this one. You can borrow some of my clothes for now. Should I wake you for dinner?"

Roman shook his head. "No, no, I'll eat in the morning," he answered. 

Patton smiled worriedly. "Okay, well… I'll go get you those clothes!"

"Goodnight," Thomas said before he and Patton left. 

Roman kicked off his shoes and sat down on the bed, petting Emile's hair; the toddler whined but didn't wake.

Soon, Patton was knocking on the door. Roman stepped outside and closed the door behind him. 

"Thanks, Patton," he said as he took the clothes Patton held out to him. 

"Are you okay?" Patton asked gently. 

Roman nodded slowly, taking a deep breath. "Yeah, yeah, I just…" He sighed, running his free hand through his hair. "...What about Emile? What is he gonna do? I can't send him to school, he doesn't have his mother anymore, he can't go home…" The tears spilled over, and Patton was quick to hug him. 

"Hey, hey, it's going to be okay, Kiddo," Patton said, rubbing Roman's back. "I know it's a lot, but it's gonna be okay."

Roman wiped roughly at his eyes. "Don't get me wrong, I'm… I'm glad Virgil is okay, I just…" He sniffled. "I've sacrificed my life for his."

Patton nodded sympathetically. "...Roman, do you believe that the government we live under is oppressive?"

Roman laughed bitterly through his tears. "I'm a gay man who's spent my prime married to a woman I didn't have any feelings for. I've signed death warrants for people like me and Thomas for a living for years. I know we live in an oppressive system."

"Maybe you should stay with us, then. Fight it," Patton suggested. 

"I'd like to… I have to do what's best for my son… I just need to figure out what that is," Roman bemoaned. 

"Well… We're all here to help. You're not alone," Patton assured him. "Shower and get some rest."

And Roman did. 

For the second night in a row, he was asleep within moments of his head hitting the pillow, exhausted.

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[peachyunjinnie]

Johnny Seo A-Z

SKZ A-Z   masterlist

pairing ➛ johnny seo x female reader

genre ➛ a - z list

warnings ➛ mention of kinks

synopsis ➛  this is an alphabetical list of smut themes, from aftercare to kinks everything is covered in this post.

word count ➛ 1.4k

author’s note ➛  my first nct a-z and i had to start with johnny, enjoy !! i should really sleep🤡 

A: Aftercare

Johnny is such a soft dom, he would take so much care of you. He would I think be the best in aftercare in 127 tbh. He is super careful to make you feel loved and taken care of. He would without asking bring you some food and a drink, take a shower with you. Or if you just want to cuddle, then he will not let go of you.

B: Body

On himself: His height, let’s be honest I think Johnny has a little corruption kink and a size kink. He would just love how small and fragile you look next to his 6′o feet. He feels powerful and dominant when he looks down at you. He loves it.

On his S/O: Johnny loves your eyes, he can see himself in them. As your future with him, he can read you so easily and without any effort. He knows exactly what you feel or what is bothering you. He just feels and sees it in your beautiful eyes.

C: Cum

He is such a chest type, he seems to just love the way his cum just runs down from your décolleté to your perky nipples and then down to your stomach. He absolutely goes apeshit when he can cum on your ass too tho, Johnny just really seems like a big ass enthusiast so it will be more ass but he still loves how messed up and dirty you look with his cum painting your upper body.

D: Dirty Secret

He would love to try anal, it’s not weird or something. But he would be way too concerned of the pain for you, he just doesn’t want to risk you having to endure the stretch. So he never asked or even thought about asking, but his dirty little mind craves for it.

E: Experience

He is a little experienced, he knows how to get you to your high and how to get you to yearn for more. He knows your body very well, where to touch you or where to not touch you. But as I said only your body.

F: Favorite Position

Missionary. This boy really gets it on with your legs over his shoulder, his view on how he is slamming inside of you or just seeing your face getting this sweet expression when he slowly pushes inside you. Oof he just is such a tease.

G: Goofy

He is not very goofy, actually not at all. He is so concentrated and mesmerized in his and your pleasure that he really doesn’t have any second thought about being goofy or silly.

H: Hair

He has as we saw in some pictures a happy trail screams and I don’t think he has it completely bare down there. He keeps it not too crazy but still has something going on.

I: Intimacy

Johnny is to be honest such a romantic soul, he just has the smoothness and softness to do something cheesy and pull it off. He just has it in him and does it naturally. It’s a big part in his love life, intimacy and romance is just such an important thing for him. 

J: Jack Off

He really doesn’t do it a lot maybe 4 times a week? He does it in the shower once he is alone, has time to relax and take care of himself. He will do it as quietly as possible but he is a loud boy.

K: Kink

Praise : Giving Receiving

Oral : Giving Receiving

Dominance : Giving

Submission : Receiving

Slight BDSM : Giving

Edging : Giving

Overstimulation : Giving

Breath Play : Giving

Corruption Kink : Giving

Size Kink : Giving

Dirty Talk : Receiving

L: Location

Homeboy is wildin, he would do it everywhere. The bed, the couch, the kitchen counter, the dining table just as long as he has your consent he will be open to do it.

M: Motivation

When you whisper your wild imagination. Whispering in general really turns John on. He loves when you just act like a complete 180 of how you normally are, being all dirty and sexy. He also can’t get enough of your noises during sex. Your whines, cries, groans, moans and gosh your screams get him to the edge.

N: NO

A threesome or bringing in another member/person. As said in Intimate he thinks that any sexual acts are a thing between you and him, no one else involved in it. He also isn’t very into exhibitionism, just the risk of being caught out there just doesn’t do it for it.  

O: Oral

Giving: He will take good care of you, he will definitely be passionate and just make you feel like you’re on the top of the world. Johnny may not have too much experience but boy, he knows how to flick his tongue or use his long fingers to good use.  

Receiving: He is so in love when receiving oral. Johnny would praise you a lot and constantly, not letting one second pass without a small grunted ‘You’re taking me so well’ or a ‘I love you Y/N’. He sometimes has to really control himself when it comes to thrusting into your mouth, he keeps his hands in your hair grabbing it and trying his best to not jerk his hips.

P: Pace

Johnny is starts slower and more steady but with time he starts to chase his high, progressively getting faster and rapid. He of course watches out for you, reads your facial expressions and how you are feeling. If it’s too fast but you don’t say anything he will see it and slow himself down, immediately.

Q: Quickie

He isn’t a very big fan of quickies. He doesn’t like the limited time and the stressful and hectic situation, but if he is needy enough / if you’re needy enough. He will be up for maybe a small number on a bathroom or a dressing room.

R: Risk

As said before in Quickie and NO, he can’t seem to enjoy having all of the adrenaline rushing through his whole body and the paranoia in his mind of someone seeing you the way only he can see, would not get him going.

S: Stamina

Johnny is up for some, he has a very good stamina but after cumming it would take something to get him hard again. He would need a small pause when you two are done, but once he is, he will satisfy you until your yearning is done.

T: Toy

He maybe has a little and casual collection of toys, a wand and some handcuffs. He doesn’t think a lot of dick shaped toys, he keeps you 100% pleased so he doesn’t think he needs anymore than these two little helping tools.

U: Unfair

Okay so Johnny is such a big tease. Edging is his by far most favorite kink and just teasing in general is something he does it without even realizing it. He just stands there doing absolutely nothing and it’s a tease. But once you tease him he will make you feel sorry and beg for mercy.

V: Volume

He doesn’t make much sounds but some grunts and heavy panting can be heard from him, once he is close or you clench around him he will slip out a moan. His moans would be deep and gruff and just ugh.

W: Wild Card

Okay, uhm so Johnny is really into edging, right? So he always just sees how you react to him just doing his thing, your loud cries or how you literally scream. He is very...curios about you edging him. He wants to do it so bad, but is scared that his dom figure wouldn’t be in the position to get edged.

X: X-Ray

He is a very tall boy, so his junior down there would be oh my, what I imagine is that he is just long and thick. His dick just looks majestic akajsjkasdn

Y: Yearning

He is not horny all the time but when the mood and the moment is right, he would really be showing how much he is yearning for you. Just how you act and sometimes innocently do something sexual. That would get him though.

Z: ZZZ

Once he is done treating you and after the whole Aftercare process, he would be very tired, just holding you to his side and drift off to dreamland~~

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[zuffer-weird-girl]

SFW ALPHABET Chronostasis/ Kurono Hari

A = Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?)

Not very much when around people, but behind close doors? Oh boi, he is always peppering your head, cheeks, lips with kisses.

He is both a man of action and words so go ahead and enjoy yourself with our blockhead ^^

B = Beginning (How would the relationship start?)

Hari is dense with relationships, he might like you but damn is hard fro him to make the first move so you might need to straight up tell this idiot that you like him and kiss him.

Apreciate his shock face. Seriously apreciate! IS RARE TO SEE HIM SHOCKED SO APRECIATED IT AND KISS HIM MORE!

C = Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?)

Yes of course he does LOVE IT!

Kurono doesn't mind being either big spoon or little spoon if they can still be chest to chest with you. But he does enjoy when he is sitting with your head rested on his chest as he carres your arm and hair.

D = Domestic (Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking and cleaning?)

He is a bit hesitant since all of his life on the Yakusa and being Overhaul's right hand man but he does wish secretly to have a cozy lifestyle with you as long as you guys taste some adrenaline from time to time.

Kurono is amazing at cooking and cleaning but sorry, you aren't escaping the house chores.

Cmon this guy already work his ass off to the Hassaikai GIVE HIM A BREAK!

E = Ending (If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?)

He really wouldn't like to break up. But if is needed or you or him messed up BADLY them he would, begrudily tell you to leave him.

He would try to fix things, but if you betrayal his trust than its game over. It's hard to get him to loose up, so no. Not ever seing or hearing of him again... unless I dunno if he is oN JAIL-!

F = Fiancé(e) (How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?)

Errrr

Difficult topic.

Marriage does scary him a bit, but he is not oppose to it. He doesn't though want you to get hurt by his affiliations with the mafia but still would do everything to protect you and his possible babies ^^

G = Gentle (How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?)

If you manage to break his walls then surprise surprise HE iS A SoFTiE-!

His hugs are magical! His kisses leave you on cloud nine and it's just feel so right! So loveable and soft and warm oh god all of him is perfect (is kurono simping hours)

He would listen to every problem you have without a complain and ping! Comfort hugs and food and kisses TAKE HIS KISSES!

H = Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?)

As stated before. It feels just right.

You would feel secure on his arms and all warm, surely you wont feel cold. He likes to prop his chin on your head and just enjoy the feeling of you on him as his arms cling onto your waist or shoulders.

Is quite frequent quick hugs from behind and rarely cuddle sections since he doesn't like much staying still when you are around, he might enjoy what he has until Overhaul is requesting his presence again.

I = I love you (How fast do they say the L-word?)

If you were friends before he is fast enough to saythe three magical words. For real, he might even say before you.

But if you two weren't friends and are only meeting now it might take a little while longer, not longer than Chisaki but still-!

K = Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?)

Soft, magical, right and most important, addictive.

He likes kissing ever part of you and enjoys the same treatment.

L = Little ones (How are they around children?)

PRETTY GOOD (despite what happened to Eri-)

Children actually feel more at ease with him. One time you two were walking and a baby was crying non stop until he passed bye and waved at the kid. He even holded for a bit and the toddler was actually giggling!

10/10 for papa Hari

M = Morning (How are mornings spent with them?)

Soft, on his days off mostly because if not he is only kissing your cheek and storming off.

He will hug you tightly while staring at the ceiling, if you start to kiss him he would chuckle a bit before pinning you to the bed to show how glorious his body is as he looks down at you like you are his whole world.

"My turn~"

N = Night (How are nights spent with them?)

Poor man will just collapse in you and groan how much his back and legs are in pain and just how much he is tired.

Rub his back or give him a little massage and he becomes potty in your arms. Might be grumpy about how he is suppose to be taking care of you instead of the other way around but just kiss him to make this dumbass to shut up.

O = Open (When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?)

Oof! This one is just as a hard head as Overhaul!

It will take a lot of time for him to be open to you, I guess it would take 2 to 3 years to at least spill the tea for you.

It would feel like a weight left his shoulders after it.

P = Patience (How easily angered are they?)

Pretty difficult with this one. He likes to talk things out instead of yelling so it would take a lot for him to be angry.

Like hurt yourself for a stupid reason at the point of go to the hospital. He is furious more at himself though relax.

Q = Quizzes (How much would they remember about you? Do they remember every little detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?)

He is the worst with numbers and dates, but little things like what kind of food you like or even that little detail you talked about one of your favorite clothes.

Asides from dates, he is the best of remembering things.

And he marks dates on his calendar to not forget anymore because of you so win win.

R = Remember (What is their favorite moment in your relationship?)

Hm.

When you guys made your first mischief together.

It can be anything, is just so hilarious to him but still loveable when you both exchanged glances at the exact same time before running from being yelled at. Hand in hand even.

S = Security (How protective are they? How would they protect you? How would they like to be protected?)

Not much just when necessary. Subsconciously wrap a hand on your waist if someone is looking.

If they so much dare to flirt with you and you uncomfortable he just show a part of his gun hidden on his waist, one glare at them is enough to scare the poor soul away but he still growls like a damn wolf a "back off."

Just protecting his emotional state leave him at ease since this man is clearly overworked. He would just roll his eyes with a smirk before grabbing on your shoulder gently.

"Is not necessary love, I swear."

T = Try (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?)

Lots.

You are his everything, he doesn't want to lose you because of how much he works so he puts a lot of time on making dinner bu the light of the moon and candles.

U = Ugly (What would be some bad habits of theirs?)

Bitting his nails, spacing out, put work sometimes before you because he thinks is for the best and for your protection, and way more importantly and worrying:

Problem of hearing due to the much sounds of gunshots it currently will damage his eating so might be alert to that.

V = Vanity (How concerned are they with their looks? Do your looks bother them?)

Not much sincee this bastard knows he is quite good looking but still has a bit of insecurity due to his quirk where is located on his hair.

Got teased a lot as a child and even as a teenager from it...

Your looks are the same thing as perfection for him, so he doesn't bother with it.

W = Whole (Would they feel incomplete without you?)

He feels at ease with you, more at peace and loved so of course he would feel incomplete, especially where he lives and what he has to deal with...

X = Xtra (A random headcanon for them.)

Knows more shit about guns then actually of himself holy shit, and gets all giddy and happy if he has the chance of seing and using a new gun and gushes to you about.

Y = Yuck (What are some things they wouldn’t like, either in general or in a partner?)

They wouldn't like if you put others before yourself neither when you brush off a injury as if was nothing.

Z = Zzz (What is a sleep habit of theirs? Does it change around a partner?)

Ding ding here is the thing: he doesn't do much of sleep. He has chronic insonia (lol) but still gets to rest and just take a little nap only if you are with him and are on his room.

Either alone or in another place he wont be able to.

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[maarmendes]

I really liked the previous one uwu Could please you do some headcanons about a seiji shishikura x reader. The reader would kinda hit on them but not too obvious but enough for him to realise and accept and also for him to reciprocate but since it’s Shiketsu and they don’t allow dating it’s gonna have to be reaaaaally smooth and within limits (and we know seiji is all about rules and discipline)

i’m so sorry this took so long oof- that’s a tough one! Especially because in my head he’d be the oblivious af type but let’s see…

Shishikura Seiji » Flirting

Falling for Seiji was a surprise for you… I mean, the guy is all about rules and discipline, you know

You admired that about him though, enough to have the biggest crush ever on him

So you decided to make subtle moves

slight hand touches here and there

and ohh boooooy does he have the best reactions

this boy PANICS every time you touch him somehow

Once you brushed his hair out of his face and he  M E L T E D

he’s a blushing mess and you love it

but you crave more

one day you were teasing him more than usual and decide to ask your classmate to change cleaning duty with you

so you get to be alone with him in an empty classroom

at first, he thinks he’s imagining things when you keep walking by him, humming softly, never too close but not too far either

he thought his heart was playing tricks on him when you brushed by him for the 99999th time

he knew it was wrong but…

he kinda missed your touch

I mean you didn’t touch him all day and that was unusual

you were right there but for some reason, you didn’t touch him at all

and he hated that

that’s when he decided to make his first move

you were depressed after getting a bad grade on a test and you were staring at your failure when the paper gets snatched from your hands

you look up to see none other than Seiji Shishikura frowning at your low score

if failing a class wasn’t bad enough, your crush knowing you suck sure does

but he didn’t judge you

instead, he grunted in deep thought

“That’s no good, y/n.” he cleared his throat, avoiding your gaze as he handed your test back.

“I’ve got no choice but to teach you... To uphold the honor of this school, obviously!”

that’s right

s t u d y  s e s s i o n s

you’d think you’d be the one teasing and taking the first step and all but nope

this boy is ruining you rather he knows it or not

he plans the dates study sessions in a different coffee shop every week, never somewhere where you’d find someone you know

sneaky

and you’d think he would be pretty chill - NOT

At school, Seiji would treat you like any other classmate

but during your study sessions, this boy clingy af

he’s so touchy-feely it takes you by surprise

his sneak attacks are gonna give you heart problems in the future

you’re focused on your homework when you feel his fingers push your hair away from your face

the look of pure adoration in his eyes when you stared back at him threw you off so hard

you become a blushy mess when he turns into this clingy mess

expect compliments too, subtle obviously

“You’re different from when we’re at school. I like that.”

and bro… he knows your order by heart

you’d get there - not even late, you got there on time - and he’s already there with your favorite drink waiting for you

soon those study sessions turn into hang out sessions

then they turn into “conveniently going to the same places together”

then they turn into walking home together

and late-night calls

and no, he will never admit how absolutely whipped he is but you’ll know

especially when on one of your outings to the aquarium, for science obviously, Seiji leans in, hold your chin between his thumb and index finger, forcing you to face him, and takes your first kiss for himself

for science, obviously

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