#silm incorrect

[mae-it-be-an-evening-dhros]

If The Silmarillion was a Jane Austen novel, I think it'd be called Immortality & Immorality

#the silmarillion #silmarillion #the silmarillion fandom #silmarillion meme #silm #silm shitpost #incorrect silmarilion #tolkien

[lotrhobbitsilmincorrectquotes]

Young and naive Maedhros: I hope something good happens

Adult and tired Maedhros: I hope whatever bad thing happens next is at least funny

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#maedhros #silmarillion #silm #incorrect silmarillion quotes #silm incorrect quotes

[silvantransthranduiltrash]

The valar: *creates sun of the fruit of the destroyed trees*

Valinor born elves: Oh, to see the light of our beloved trees in the skies again is a blessing!

Middle earth elves, who’ve never seen any kind of natural light ever, of which most literally just live in the dark: *retinas on fire, getting sunburns in record time all over their skin* wHAT KIND OF OLD BURNING BULLSHIT IS THIS?! WHICH DEVIL PLAYED WITH FIRE AND THREW IT AT US!!!??

#lord of the rings #silmarillion #lotr #the hobbit #lotr elves #incorrect tolkien quotes #silvans #incorrect lotr quotes #silm incorrect quotes

[ofmiceandwomen]

Finwë is like “Of course I love all my sons equally. Right, Fëanor, Falafel and Finances?”

#I’m sorry for this poor excuse of an attempt to be active again #silmarillion #tolkien #the silm fandom #noldor #sons of finwe #silm incorrect quotes #the silmarillion #feanor #fingolfin #finarfin #silm shitpost

[glorf1ndel]

Fëanor, in the halls of Mandos: *deep sigh* You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.

Fingolfin, also in the halls of Mandos: Okay, but what about Finarfin?

Fëanor: ...What about Finarfin?

Fingolfin: He didn't die a hero; in fact, he's still alive, and he never became the villain at all.

Fëanor: See, this is why I don't like talking to you.

#silm #silmarillion #feanor #fingolfin #finarfin #incorrect silmarillion quotes #tolkien

[vildo]

Fëanor: no one’s dying on my watch

Fëanor: go die somewhere I can’t see you

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[fabulous-feanorians]

High King Finwë: killed by morgoth

High King Feanor: mortally wounded by several balrogs

High King Maedhros: willingly burned alive

High King Fingolfin: stomped to death in a 1v1 with morgoth

High King Fingon: got his head cleaved open by balrogs

(Okay, you get the point).

High King Gil-Galad: in the event of my death, Elrond, I crown you H—

Elrond: —hotel manager haha awesome

#“I’ve already got a name in mind #“I’ll call it rivendell 😅 #elrond said nah I’m good lol #elrond #tolkien #silmarillion #lotr #silm elves #the silm fandom #the silmarillion #lord of the rings #incorrect lord of the rings quotes

[kitcat22]

Fingolfin: (finishes Finwe’s birthday speech) Ha! try and outdo that

Feanor: (sipping wine) Nerdanel is pregnant

Finwe: (gasp) Really?!!

#Baby Curufinwe Atarinke on his way #silm incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #the silm #silm #silmarillion #the silmarillion #feanor #fingolfin #finwe

[cirrdan]

Thingol, Melian and Luthien>

#and some comics #silmarillion #thingol #melian #luthien #tolkien universe #the silmarillion #tolkien stuff #digital art #silm memes #silm incorrect quotes #tolkien fandom #lotr #beren and luthien #silmart #silmarillion elves

[istaricelebelasse]

Maglor: *somehow finds himself in Lorien*

Galadriel: I can’t believe I have to look after my kinslaying cousin

Celeborn: You don’t

Maglor: You really, really don’t

Galadriel: *already planning a new wardrobe for him* Oh woe is me, how fate has forced my hand

#galadriel #Maglor #celeborn #third age #lotr #silm incorrect quotes #Galadriel looks at her pathetic wet cat of a cousin and asks if anyone is going to care for him without waiting for an answer

[aldarquen]

Silmarillion nonsense inspired by TLOU memes from @ellliemilller

Featuring art from the talented @sauroff

#the silmarillion #silmarillion textposts #incorrect silmarillion quotes #incorrect lotr #lotr memes #silmarillion memes #maglor #maedhros #annatar #silm memes #silvergifting #silmarillion #annatar x celebrimbor #celebrimbor #russingon #fingon #maedhros x fingon #elrond #gil galad #stupid sexy sauron #sauron #mairon

[eunoiaastralwings]

Melkor : I forget but I do NOT forgive.

Melkor: I'm wandering around hating people and can't remember why.

Also Melkor: *sees Manwë* now I remember

#melkor #manwe #the silmarillion #silmarillion #the silm #morgoth #tolkien #incorrect quotes #incorrect silmarillion quotes

[lotrhobbitsilmincorrectquotes]

Gil-galad: Celebrian kissed you... and you said "thank you"?

Elrond, lying face down: yes

Gil-galad: well... that was very polite

#Listen Elrond has two modes: 'wild unpredictable eldritch' and 'kind and innocent as summer' #elrond #gil galad #incorrect silmarillion quotes #silm incorrect quotes #silmarillion #silm

[silvantransthranduiltrash]

Lmoa, but i can just imagine:

Valinor elf: welcome kinsman! To the land of valinor, where nothing and no one feels pain and we are provided for by the valar!

Silvan, who has never known a day of relaxation in their life, who comes from a society that has never known a day of relaxation in it’s life: what- what am i supposed to do here??

Valinor elf: here we can live peacefully and without fear, able to pursue our own pursuits at leisure.

Silvan: ok, but, like, what is there to live for? Like what are you doing things for? What’s driving you? What are you fighting for-

Valinor elf: fighting? There is no need to fight here. Just relax, there’s no need to be stressed.

Silvan: no need to be stressed?? Stress is like, my base setting. Isn’t it everyone’s base setting? You can live life and not be stressed??? That’s an option???

Valinor: y-yes?

Other Silvan elf, who’s been here for a while, popping up outta nowhere and proceeding to guide the other silvan away: babe, that’s because you are addicted to truama. I know, i get it, we all were. Let’s get you a weighted blanket and some therapy, ok?

#lord of the rings #silmarillion #lotr #the hobbit #lotr elves #thranduil #legolas #mirkwood #greenwood the great #silvans #incorrect tolkien quotes #incorrect lotr quotes #silm incorrect quotes #valinor #and the elves born in valinor have no idea what it’s like #someone get the silvans some therapy #and the avari too #actually lbh they probably figured it out for themselves at some point #they are still shit at it though

[stacytea]

(sometime during Fingon's reign)

Maedhros: Finno, darling, are you alright?

Maedhros: I've just seen you using regular ink to sign decrees, instead of your fauvourite, fancy, pink, glitter one

Maedhros: I got worried.

#the silmarillion #silm incorrect quotes #russingon #russingon incorrect quotes #fingon #maedhros #high king fingon #incorrect silmarillion quotes #how do they even have glitter?idk #okay actually I have a headcanon #which is that curufin invented glitter so celebrimbor could have shimmering birthday hat #tiny birthday hats everyone #these r so cute #imagine 5 years old celebrimbor in one #he would look so cute #anyway back to fingon #I definitely see him as the kind of person who signs up legal documents with glittery gel pens

[glorf1ndel]

Fëanor: What’s this I hear about the neighbors filing a noise complaint?

Maedhros, Celegorm, Caranthir, Curufin, Amrod, and Amras: …

Fëanor: Well, Celegorm?

Celegorm: Me?!

Maedhros, clearing his throat and pointing upstairs: Wait for it.

The rock version of Demi Lovato’s “Heart Attack” blasting from Maglor’s room: PUTTING MY DEFENSES UP-

Fëanor: >:(

#silm #silmarillion #incorrect silmarillion quotes #feanorians #feanor #maedhros #maglor #celegorm #caranthir #curufin #amrod #amras #ambarussa