#incorrect silm quotes

[vildo]

Fëanor: no one’s dying on my watch

Fëanor: go die somewhere I can’t see you

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[lotrhobbitsilmincorrectquotes]

Maglor, about his time in Middle-earth: It's like pokemon but instead of animals you collect mental illnesses.

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[light-of-the-two-trees]

Melkor: *sitting on top of a dining table, clutching his crown protectively* Mairon: *enters* My lord... if I may ask, why are you sitting on top of the dining table? Melkor: *in a high voice* This is my kingdom. I may do as I please, Mairon. Do not presume to question me. Mairon: *sighs* Where is the spider, my lord? Melkor: It's in that corner over there. Please, Mairon, I can feel HER eyes on me...she still lusts for the Silmarils. Mairon: *peering into the corner* This spider appears to be quite small, my lord, not near large enough to be as dangerous as one of Ungoliant's spawn. Melkor: Well then! Kill it! Mairon: *nervously* I still do not wish to risk it, my lord. I shall have it killed with great speed. *turns to shout down the hallway* GOTHMOG! GET OVER HERE!

#someone has to have done this before #but still #melkor #mairon #sauron #morgoth #incorrect silm quotes #the silmarillion #silm #legendarium tag

[legendaryevokercupcake]

Sauron and Morgoth: *Torture Maedhros for 30 years*

Maedhros: *Does not break, does not give them what they want*

Elrond: *Less than a second of puppy eyes* Please?

Maedhros: Fuck *Hands over Simarils* *Hands over all mortal possessions* *Hands over soul* *Hands over relatively ok childhood*

Morgoth: *Shocked pikachu face*

Sauron: WRITE THAT DOWN, WRITE THAT DOWN!

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[feanorionapologist]

Maedhros, trying to do inventory: “Can I tick this off?”

Celegorm: “Ticks? I don’t have those anymore. Curufin put a tablet in my dinner and I keep out of long grass now.”

#Maedhros: … I - I don’t even know why I asked. #Maglor: do you know how many pep talks it took to convince him to go around long grass? I’m the most convincing speaker in this family #incorrect silm quotes #Silm #Celegorm #Maedhros

[first-son-of-finwe]

Feanor: My biggest fear…is failure

Feanor: Which is why I never do it

Feanor: I’ve succeeded in everything I’ve ever wanted to do and I’m perfect, and I’ve never made a mistake ever

#out of silmarils #incorrect silm quotes #feanor #heard this sound on tiktok and i had to

[councilofelrond]

Everyone: when humans die they leave the world forever

Sauron, about to invent necromancy: oh, haven’t you heard?

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[silvantransthranduiltrash]

The valar: *creates sun of the fruit of the destroyed trees*

Valinor born elves: Oh, to see the light of our beloved trees in the skies again is a blessing!

Middle earth elves, who’ve never seen any kind of natural light ever, of which most literally just live in the dark: *retinas on fire, getting sunburns in record time all over their skin* wHAT KIND OF OLD BURNING BULLSHIT IS THIS?! WHICH DEVIL PLAYED WITH FIRE AND THREW IT AT US!!!??

#lord of the rings #silmarillion #lotr #the hobbit #lotr elves #incorrect tolkien quotes #silvans #incorrect lotr quotes #silm incorrect quotes

[ofmiceandwomen]

Finwë is like “Of course I love all my sons equally. Right, Fëanor, Falafel and Finances?”

#I’m sorry for this poor excuse of an attempt to be active again #silmarillion #tolkien #the silm fandom #noldor #sons of finwe #silm incorrect quotes #the silmarillion #feanor #fingolfin #finarfin #silm shitpost

[glorf1ndel]

Fëanor, in the halls of Mandos: *deep sigh* You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.

Fingolfin, also in the halls of Mandos: Okay, but what about Finarfin?

Fëanor: ...What about Finarfin?

Fingolfin: He didn't die a hero; in fact, he's still alive, and he never became the villain at all.

Fëanor: See, this is why I don't like talking to you.

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[vildo]

Maglor: *laughs hysterically on key*

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[lotrhobbitsilmincorrectquotes]

Turgon: We don't know how to drive in snow

Aredhel: I do

Turgon: When did you learn???

Aredhel, popping her knuckles: Right now

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[fabulous-feanorians]

High King Finwë: killed by morgoth

High King Feanor: mortally wounded by several balrogs

High King Maedhros: willingly burned alive

High King Fingolfin: stomped to death in a 1v1 with morgoth

High King Fingon: got his head cleaved open by balrogs

(Okay, you get the point).

High King Gil-Galad: in the event of my death, Elrond, I crown you H—

Elrond: —hotel manager haha awesome

#“I’ve already got a name in mind #“I’ll call it rivendell 😅 #elrond said nah I’m good lol #elrond #tolkien #silmarillion #lotr #silm elves #the silm fandom #the silmarillion #lord of the rings #incorrect lord of the rings quotes

[cirrdan]

Thingol, Melian and Luthien>

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[kitcat22]

Fingolfin: (finishes Finwe’s birthday speech) Ha! try and outdo that

Feanor: (sipping wine) Nerdanel is pregnant

Finwe: (gasp) Really?!!

#Baby Curufinwe Atarinke on his way #silm incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #the silm #silm #silmarillion #the silmarillion #feanor #fingolfin #finwe

[feanorionapologist]

Maedhros, at Fingon’s first summit as High King of the Noldor: People like me are exactly why we have to have these negotiations.

Fingon: People like who?

Maedhros: The strong, Finno. Like me, and Caranthir, and Turgon. Who will naturally prey on the weak. Like the rest of them.

#Silm #gestures to the dog pile of Aredhel Curufin Finrod and Celegorm in their court attire #‘’Look at them. They arent meant to be in places with ceilings. They belong in a ravine someplace’’ #incorrect silm quotes #Silmarillion