#s'mores are not up to code

[songweaver]

#laid back camp #yuru camp #nadeshiko kagamihara #rin shima #calling the s'mores police on shima rin #that is incorrect s'more construction #s'mores are not up to code

[hellishjoel]

off to the races

6.3k / dbf!joel x f!reader

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pt. 1 pt. 2 pt. 3 pt. 4

series summary: You and your parents rent a lakeside cabin, Joel and Sarah Miller are your neighbors. You’re all grown up, and you’ll do anything to prove to Joel you’re a woman now. 

warnings/information: MA 18+ (minors DNI), NO OUTBREAK, neighbor!joel, age gap (reader is in their early 20’s while Joel is in his 40’s), alcohol consumption, slight daddy issues lol, cursing, use of pet names, dominant!joel, maybe a lil brat tamer!joel, oral sex (m receiving), a lil praise kink, a lil degradation kink, facial, etc. you know ;)

A/N: needed to get cool slutty daddy out of my system. He’s just a Lana coded man!! I plan on turning this into a series, I hope it get's some love! let me know what you think by sending me an ask!

Your desperate eyes met his, trying to gauge what he thought. You hated how you looked like you wanted him so bad. He was your neighbor, your friend’s dad, but you wanted him to be something for you too.  “I don’t know what the hell you think you’re doin-”  His words made your chest go tight and your eyes filled with pure horror. What have you done?! “But you need to be the one to walk away, because I don’t think I can.”

Summers in Danbury were what you looked forward to all year long when you were younger. You would love the long drive to the lakeside cabin, swimming in the dazzling blue water all day, and catching fireflies at night before ending it with roasting s'mores over the campfire. 

Now, all Danbury reminded you of were your parents stripping your feeling of independence as soon as you stepped in their embrace and the lack of cell service. 

It wasn’t all that bad, though. Who were you to complain about an all-expense paid vacation on the water? Your parents were fine, you just graduated from university, everything was just.. good. It almost made you a little bored, thinking about the impending summer. 

The warm sun’s kiss on your skin was a welcomed greeting after spending the past 9 months away at school out of state, your eyes twinkling below your sunglasses as you stepped out of the car. It was good to be back in Texas.

“Look, there she is!” Your dad cooed as he was eager to point out the sign that sat beside the entrance of the cabin that read ‘Life is Better at the Cabin’. Cheesy. It wasn’t your choice of decor since it was just a rental property, but still. You also despised the ‘The Secret Ingredient is Always Love’ sign in the kitchen. 

You plopped your bags down at the end of your bed, the one just down the hall from your parents, quick to plug in your phone charger though it made little difference with your lack of a strong signal. 

You turned your head to the window, seeing an old, beaten pickup truck turn onto gravel, a small smile peaking on your lips. 

“Hey, look who it is!” Your dad cheered eagerly from the living room, appearing to also be gazing out the window at the sight coming down the road and pulling into the house next to yours. 

The truck in question belonged to Joel Miller and his daughter, Sarah. Sarah had been your close friend each and every summer since you were little. You two were attached at the hip once your family started vacationing here, despite her being a fair five years younger. You two got along nonetheless. 

You stepped outside to greet them, as your mother and father were already out doing, your face lighting up as Sarah made a b-line to your embrace. “Oh my god! Look at you!” She praised, her eyes lighting up at your appearance. 

You two didn’t get the chance to spend the past few summers together due to business with school or internships on your part, so her surprise in seeing you a few years grown up was warranted. 

“Look at me? Look at you!” You said through punched lungs as she hugged you so tight you were losing your breath. 

If you thought Sarah’s tight hug was bad, you weren’t prepared to see what was waiting on the other side of the pickup truck. 

Your lips parted at the sight of Joel Miller. He was sort of… handsome. Was that wrong to think that? I mean, he was so much older than you, someone’s dad, Sarah’s dad. You tried not to let your eyes linger for too long but his voice pitched into the conversation and you had been caught. 

“Hey, Skids.” Ugh. That dreaded nickname you had yet to wear off. “Haven’t seen you these past few summers. Happy to be done with school?” Joel’s southern drawl was a shock to your system after being up in the Midwest for school. 

He was tall and rugged, so unkempt. His hair was tousled everywhere and his beard was growing with salt and pepper stippling through the landscape of his jawline. He looked hot, the faint glisten and stain of sweat marking the collar of his shirt and at the sides of his biceps. 

You blinked a few times before a graceful smile fluttered on your lips.

“Hi, Mr. Miller.” You gently cooed. What? If he could call you by that horrid nickname he had given you when you were barely ten, you could call him by his surname. Your eyes caught his own shift, his jaw twitching at his name being called like that. It was just his name after all, right? 

“Joel.” He corrected with a raised eyebrow, your eyes finally dragging themselves away from his handsome character as they turned to your parents, who were obsessing over Sarah. She was about to go into her senior year of high school, so of course, they had all of the basic questions to ask her. Are you taking any advanced classes? Are you still on the swim team? Do you know where you want to go to college?

You tried to look interested, but you could still feel Joel’s gravitating stare in your direction. 

You were just imagining things, right? He was looking one foot over, to Sarah and your family. Except he wasn’t. You know because you snuck a casual glance over to him, and he was still on you. His gaze alone made a shiver travel up your spine. 

While Sarah and your parents were nestled in their own world of conversation, you take a few subtle steps away and join him by his truck. It still felt warm, the engine relaxing after a good drive in the Texas heat. 

“You need a new truck. She looks like she’s on her deathbed.” You point out, the one corner of his mouth tugging up as he kept his eye on Sarah and your folks with his arms crossed in front of his broad chest. 

“She’s just fine.” He retorts nonchalantly. You hated that about him. You could never figure out what he was thinking, unpredictable but not exactly chaotic. 

“She?” You asked with raised eyebrows. “I always knew you had a special woman in your life. Didn’t know she was so old, though.” You egged him on, your favorite pastime in the summers; Grinding the gears of an old man who had a bigger attitude than you most days. 

“You still have quite the mouth on you. Glad to see that hasn’t changed.” Joel said sarcastically as he pushed himself off the front of the truck with his hip, his head nodding off to the side in a silent way of telling you to follow him. You watched as he pulled down the tailgate, rust screeching until it stopped with a generous thump. 

“Supposed to be Sarah helping me with this, but since she’s busy being Miss Danbury, you can help me.” He said as he pointed to some firewood and other bigger pieces of wood in varying sizes. 

“What do you plan on doing with all this wood anyway? I think the Amazon is looking for it.” You huffed but climbed up into the back of the truck bed without him asking you to. His protective hand instinctively guided your hip for stability, and you felt a rush of air pump through your lungs. “Thanks.” You murmur before you start reaching for stacks you could handle. 

“Sarah wanted to throw y'all a bonfire with it being your first day back for the summer or what have you.” Before you could stop yourself, you were already cooing at him as you jumped down from the tailgate, watching as Joel gave a tight face of annoyance. Don’t do that, you’re gonna get yourself hurt. 

It took Joel all of two seconds to grab two of the larger cut pieces, throwing each of them onto his shoulders. You couldn’t help but stare at his biceps that cradled the wood, the tan skin and muscles popping out of the dark green t-shirt he wore. Focus, focus, focus, focus, focusfocusfocus. 

“And the bigger pieces? What are those for?” You asked out of sheer curiosity now once he threw them down in the back of his lawn, the sight of your parents and Sarah long gone. 

He shrugged and shook his head, his hands on his hips as a layer of sweat started to build up around his hairline. “Just carvin’ projects. The rest can be used for scrap lumber around the lake properties.” His head finally turned to look at you, his eyes raking you up and down for a moment before nodding to your lake house rental. “Doin’ property maintenance over the summer on the houses ‘round here.”

“So if we need maintenance, we call you now?” You asked with a dubious face, to which he nodded. 

This man never stopped. It made sense, you supposed. You reflected on the summers in the past, knowing Joel to manage his own contracting business and picking up odd jobs around town. You remember one summer, he redid the flooring of an old bakery in town and then built custom shelves for the loaves of bread and bagels. Another summer, he repaved people’s driveways with blacktop. He was a laborer, a blue-collar man through and through. 

“That’s right, Skids.” The nickname made you scowl at him again, but you wouldn’t mind seeing Joel Miller laid under your kitchen sink or repairing the window in your bedroom so it could finally let in some fresh air. Frankly, you just wouldn’t mind seeing Joel Miller. 

After Joel reclaimed his daughter from your parents with a snarky yet subtle, Thanks for all your help, kiddo to Sarah, he said goodbye to you and your family as everyone parted ways back to their own homes. 

-

You were tired from the drive, but you didn’t lack attendance to the bonfire Sarah was putting together specifically for you in a welcome back to Danbury! sort of celebration. She invited the other nearby neighbors, so by the time you finally joined, it was packed with people sitting around the fire. People who lived on the lake loved a good party, anything with beer to keep them occupied. 

It was a lot of talking and bottles clinking, marshmallows on sticks, and a crackling fire blazing at the center of everyone. You weren’t one for beer but Sarah insisted on feeding you bottle after bottle. 

She liked sharing secrets with you, away from her dad. She considered you someone she could tell anything to. And you felt the same way. So not more than half an hour later, you two were giggling and sitting on the tailgate of Joel’s old pickup truck when you saw him start to saunter over.  You saw him coming first, snatching Sarah’s bottle out of her hand and taking a sharp inhale as you hid away your own. Sarah’s secret, right? 

“Dad,” she playfully whined when he came over to bust their little party. 

He was silent for a moment before he looked at the dwindling flames. “Fire’s gettin’ low.” He pointed out, looking between the two of you.

His face was lit up in a mix of gold hue from the fire and silver from the moon. His face had this intensity, a bucked-out jawline, cheekbone, and nose. It was like he was carved from stone. 

Sarah was silent, not wanting to leave behind her friends at the bonfire to shuffle over more wood. You softly nodded as you took a swig of her beer bottle in your hand before setting it down once you hopped off the truck bed. 

“I can help.” You offered. Joel looked down at you hesitantly, sneaking a glance to where your parents sat around the growing circle of people.

“Yeah.. yeah, ‘lright.” Joel said as the two of you walked off to the dividing line on his property, the wood you had dropped carelessly earlier in the day now in a neat stack. You certainly weren’t drunk, but slamming Sarah’s beer along with the other ones she ushered you before was now messing with your head, the edges of your vision a little fuzzy, especially in the dark since the glow of the bonfire was at such a distance. 

Before you knew it, you were stacking the wood into your arms, too much maybe. Joel called out your name in a warning tone. 

“No, I got it! See?” You tried to reason with a cocky smile as he shook his head. 

“You don’t like to listen.” He gruffly said as he started picking up the smaller pieces as they fell out of your arms. 

You couldn’t help the playful scoff that left your lips, still insistent on stacking more in your arms, going as far as tucking some in your elbows but all they did was drop at your feet once you went to reach for more. 

“Stop bein’ so damn difficult.” He piped up again as he snagged your wrist, halting your movements. 

“Yeah? I thought you liked difficult women.” Your words were fast like a whip, your eyes challenging his own as the two of you shared unnecessarily long eye contact. 

“Drop-- the wood. Stop bein’ a-” 

“A what?” You challenged. The distance between you two suddenly felt like it was becoming air-tight, his eyes narrowing on yours as his features hardened. He didn’t look mad, lord knows you’d never want to actually make Joel Miller mad. He just looked-- provoked. 

“A brat.” He finally bit, your teeth clenching at the name. The shock of it all made your arms finally burst open like a dam breaching with water, all of them falling to your feet as you let out an involuntary squeal. God, you did not want him to hear that noise leave you like that. 

You finally tugged away your wrist from his hand, your eyes leaving his daggered gaze to examine your palm that had a decent size splinter plunged into the center of it. 

“Shit,” You swore, feeling whatever heat you had left in your body pooling to your stringing finger. 

You heard Joel let out a debated sigh before he took you by your wrist, much more gentle this time, and tried to bring it up closer to his eyes to examine it. 

“Can’t see for shit out here.” He grumbled. You couldn’t see it either but you could feel right where it spread searing pain through the rest of your hand. 

“I got some tweezers in my workshop, I’ll get it out.” Joel offered as he started walking a few paces but you let out an involuntary whimper at the sound of him taking it out. 

“You don’t want that to get infected, do you?” He asked with a true voice of reason, to which you let out a sigh of agreement and followed him to his workshop.

You had only been inside Joel’s workshop a handful of times. You remember once your dad dragged you over so he could talk to Joel about his truck, and you had to wait there and wait there until they finished gabbing. Another time was when you explored it on your own, your eyes fascinated by the little world he surrounded himself in. It wasn’t all wood like you’d expect it to be. He had old guns mounted on the wall, ladders hung up in the rafters, and dusty old fishing plaques that made you disgusted at the sight. It housed his tools, the same ones he had been using for years. He knew where they were by heart, not even looking when he reached for something. Everything had its place, down to the tweezers he immediately found in an old little toolbox. 

“Here,” he said as he pointed to an old metal stool as tall as your waist. You sat down on the cold metal, a little hiss of discomfort leaving you as he sighed. “Always somethin’.” Joel shook his head and offered you a spare dusty blanket, shaking your head. 

“Just-- fix my hand. Please.” You said as you displayed your palm to him, now seeing it in the light for the first time. Okay.. it didn’t actually look as bad as it felt. Joel actually smiled as he looked at the tiny sliver shoved into the skin. 

“..Might have to amputate it.” He said with a half-serious tone, as joking as Joel could sound. But there was a little glint in his eye, one of satisfaction from his own joke.  

“Joel Miller has a sense of humor? I’m surprised. And pleasantly delighted.” You teased as he huffed and shook his head, the smile that graced his lips already came and gone. Sort of. He just looked down at your hand so you couldn’t directly see it anymore. 

It took you until now to see that he changed out of his dark green shirt from this afternoon and into an old 80’s rock band shirt with a worn dark navy flannel over it. He must have showered after laboring in the Texas heat. The thought made your stomach churn in excitement. 

You shivered at how cold you felt all of a sudden, no longer by the warm fire and on this damn metal stool. You shifted uncomfortably on it, cursing yourself for wearing jean shorts. 

Joel let out an exasperated sigh as he stood up straighter and shoved off his flannel, your eyes softening at the sight. 

“You want me to take tweezers to your hand but you keep... shiftin’ around. Stand up.” He directed, and this time you didn’t debate with him. You hopped off the metal stool and he laid down the flannel. It was a nice gesture and you were grateful. You hoped the goosebumps were from the temperature, not how close he was. 

Joel pulled up another metal stool so he could steady himself, reeling himself in as close as he could and holding your palm open in his as his eyes squinted a little bit. 

You felt frozen in place, your lips parting as you slowly looked down to one of his knees that parted between your own legs. Fuck. You weren’t sure if it was the little buzz of beer still in your system but something drove you to have enough courage to gently lay your hand just above his kneecap. 

His eyes flicked up to yours, trying to read what was behind your thought process right now. He looked so confident, you feared you looked all shifty. 

You could feel the worn denim of his jeans under your palm but underneath, he was warm. He was as hot as a furnace as your body craved it. 

“The sliver.” You pointed back out, your voice smaller since you two were in such close proximity. You watched his chest heave as he took a deep breath, grumbling something under his breath before he focused back to his initial task. 

You pursed your lips as you both watched and felt the tweezers line up to the red and irritated skin, his movements precise and patient until you watched him clench the tool closed. 

You let out an involuntary breath of both relief and anticipation, just wanting it out already. 

“Hold on, just gotta make sure I..” Joel’s voice trailed off as he slowly pulled the tiny sliver from your palm, an uncomfortable whine leaving the back of your throat. 

His thigh twitched under your palm at the sound, not even realizing your hand had sunk higher up his jean-clad thigh. 

“Got it.” He finally said, swiping the tip of the tweezer on the table to display the nasty little piece of wood that had caused you all this grief. You let out a breath through your nostrils and nodded. 

“Thank God, no amputation.” You joked, to which he awarded you a small smile. 

“I’ll call the surgeon and tell ‘em to turn around. We’re good here.” Joel said as he gently released your wrist. You watched his features carefully, seeing his lips part as he glanced down to his leg that your hand still held for balance. 

“What’er you doin’?” He finally asked, his voice dropping an octave at the question. Shit. 

Don’t read this wrong, or this will be the most awkward interaction you and Joel have had to date. This is worse than when he saw you fall out of the inner tube while boating, worse than when some kid tripped you at the town barbeque, worse than when you fell off Sarah’s scooter so hard that he gave you the nickname Skids. 

“Woah, Skids! Better slow down!” God, that was so many years ago. His chuckle still echoed in your ears.

Now you were older, you were a woman. You had long legs and glowing skin, and a smile that knocked guy’s out of the fuckin’ park! But he was older too, older than you, younger than your dad but god, not by much. You were so close to him, you could inhale the distant smell of the bonfire, the one he probably made instead of Sarah. He also smelled like an old spice deodorant and fucking cigarettes. 

He was stingy, and greasy, and hot, and Joel. 

Your years of anticipation thinking about him like this was over. 

You bit down on your lower lip, your mind was foggy with the rushing in your heart,  feeling your ears pound and your palm still seared. He was a head taller than you while you sat together, and before you could stop yourself, you were leaning in and pressing a soft kiss to his pulse. 

Your lips lingered around his neck for a moment, the sensitive skin of your mouth feeling beard stubble and tasting distant cologne. Your breath fanned over the skin, clammy but sweet with his sweat. 

He didn’t stop you, his eyes merely watching you carefully. 

“What’er you doin’?” He asked again, but this time, his words sounded more-- goading. Do it, I know you won’t. You’re chicken shit. If you know what you want, do it. 

Your heart raced as you nearly leaped off the stool, closing the distance between you two as you stood between his legs. Your hand moved higher on his thigh, so close that you were nearly touching the leather of his belt. Your mouth returned to the sweet spot of his pulse while your injured hand reached up to the opposite side of his neck to gently hold him there. 

“Joel,” you whispered his name breathlessly, asking him for more, feeling his head drop down beside yours. You feared you embarrassed yourself, he wasn’t reciprocating, he wasn’t--

The thoughts brewing in your head bubbled down to a boil as his firm arm wrapped itself low around your waist, keeping you to his front as he pulled down to look at you with a stern look on his face.. You were so fucked. 

Your desperate eyes met his, trying to gauge what he thought. You hated how you looked like you wanted him so bad. He was your neighbor, your friend’s dad, but you wanted him to be something for you too. 

“I don’t know what the hell you think you’re doin-” 

His words made your chest go tight and your eyes filled with pure horror. What have you done?!

“But you need to be the one to walk away, because I don’t think I can.”

His words surprised you. He didn’t think he could walk away from you right now? Holy shit. 

Your heart was pumping so hard under his watchful gaze, seeing his eyes look from yours to your parted lips. But he didn’t kiss you, you don’t think you would let him. It felt too intimate. You just didn’t want another boring summer in Danbury and you were determined to have a fling. 

Who knew it would be with Joel Miller. But you wanted him. 

Your brave hands took him by the chest of his shirt, your mouth moving to his jawline as you balanced the tightrope of kissing and nibbling on the skin before your hands moved south to find his belt buckle. 

His legs naturally parted for you, catching a brief smirk on his lips as you took control of the situation. 

“Dirty girl goin’ right for my fuckin’ cock.” He whispered against the shell of your ear, a desperate nod leaving you while your cheek involuntarily rubbed against the stubble of his beard. You didn’t know he talked like that.

You initiated more space for yourself, nudging the inside of his thighs with your own legs as you had his back up against his drafting table with you no longer on his side but standing in front of him. 

Your quick fingers desperately undid his belt, feeling the old leather under your fingers. You didn’t have the balls to look at him and frankly, you were afraid you would lose your nerve if you did. 

His hands were encouraging for your nervous system, firm palms planted into your hips and even going as far as to squeeze the flesh that sat under your jean shorts. His body warmed you up, his eyes admiring you as you plucked open the button on his jeans. 

You pushed your tongue against your cheek in concentration, all of a sudden desperate at the thought of having him in your mouth. You dragged down the zipper, the relaxed denim exposing the black briefs he wore underneath that hugged his tan hips. 

You slowly sunk to your knees before him, as if you were worshiping a God. Maybe you were, it was Joel Miller, after all.

“This what you were learnin’ off at school?” Joel belittled, your head doing a few quick nods as a flush stained your cheeks. God. Something about Joel calling you a slut had you in a tailspin. You couldn’t wait anymore. 

Your fingers delicately felt over the impressive growth that his briefs held down, biting down on your bottom lip as you let your pointer finger make the outline of his girth. 

He let out an audible grunt at the action, his jaw jutted out, and his eyes filled with lust. “Lemme see that pretty mouth.” He practically purred, your chest rising and falling in anticipation as you slowly opened your mouth for him. You felt the intrusion of his thumb, a guttural moan leaving your throat as your big eyes stayed on his. He pinched at the inside of your cheek for a moment, your eyes twinging closed and opening back up with twinkling tears on the brim of flowing. 

“Good girl, keep that mouth open for me.” He encouraged as he pushed two fingers past your lips, testing you. And you were more than willing to accept his little challenge. His fingers pushed on the back of your tongue, feeling your lips graze all the way to his knuckle as you worked on breathing through the feeling of his fingers shoved down your throat. 

You were determined for him not to get the best of you, to prove how you had some experience under your belt. Your tongue willingly swirled around his digits, humming softly as you suckled. Now it was his turn to look like he was ready to fold. You felt him swell in your hand, the hand still stroking over his erection in his briefs. 

He ripped back his fingers, leaving them with a pop to your lips. Holy shit. You took a few deep breaths and swallowed, blinking back the tears that his fingers provoked from going so far down. 

“Damn, baby, look so pretty down on your knees for me. Don’t make me wait ‘ny longer.” Joel’s breaths were heavy, his southern drawl exaggerated in his lust-filled state. 

A proud smirk laced on your lips, his eyes on you as he watched you pry down the material of his briefs, watching as he lightly lifted his hips off the stool and using the drafting table behind him as leverage to let his jeans and boxers rest comfortably around the top of his thighs. What you had been craving slapped eagerly into the palm of your uninjured hand, an unexpected little moan leaving you. 

You studied his cock with anticipation, the glowing pinkish-red tip glistening with pre-cum from all the anticipation. He was generous in size, he would be the biggest you had ever taken. He was just… grown. You let out a satisfied little mmm, smirking up at him as your fist wrapped delicately around the base as you pumped over just the bottom half of him. 

Your hand came up to push some hair behind your ear but Joel was quick to handle that for you, stroking the stray pieces back behind your ear and then planting his palm right on the top side of your head. He tried to guide you closer but you just continued to smirk at him, a desperate grunt leaving the back of his throat. 

“Don’t play with me, kitten.” The nickname had you fawning, much better than the other nickname he had given you in the past. Maybe this new one would replace the old, the girl he dismissed before now a woman whose attention he craved. 

You guided his tip to gently tap at your flattened tongue, using his base to guide him until you generously wrapped your mouth around his leaking head. He let out a satisfied hiss which made you smirk, knowing you were the one making him dance on the line between pain and pleasure. 

You let out an involuntary mewl as the fist he had made in the back of your hair forced you further down his rigid member, feeling wet tears threatening to spill over your waterline as his tip nudged against the back of your throat. He said not to play with him and you disobeyed. 

Your palms flattened to the front of his thighs as you pushed yourself off of him, gasping for air as you swallowed the mixture of your spit and his leakage that clogged your throat. 

“So fuckin’ pretty chokin’ on me like that, such a pretty face.” He sneered, referring to your teary eyes. But the compliment made you blush and the choking and sobbing was all of a sudden worth it for the praise. 

After that, you craved to take all of him just like he wanted. Your head worked in subtle bobs, taking inch by inch of him at a time. Sometimes his hand in your hair guided you, allowing you to take him with confidence as he let out disgusting groans and low moans. 

Your gluck, gluck, glucks filled the shed, hot pants leaving your mouth around him but not willing to let your head up. Trails of your saliva attached themselves from his balls to your lips, the sight being a trophy for your hard earned deep throating. He was already so close, you couldn’t bear not to taste the prize you had worked so hard for. 

All of a sudden, Joel stood up from his seat at the drafting table and you couldn’t help but show a look of disappointment. You thought he was done, going to leave you like a mess on the floor with bruises on your knees from the cold concrete and your slobbery mouth feeling his loss. 

Your wet eyelashes fluttered as he returned to fist the hair at the top of your head and angled your face upward, watching as his other hand yanked on his member. The sight made your jaw drop. 

“Where do you want me to finish?” His words were pained, stretched thin as he tried to hold out for an answer from you. But you wanted him to finish, you wanted to watch his face contort from the wake of his orgasm that you helped create. 

“Mmm,” you hummed out as you purposefully prolonged his finish, watching as his chest puffed and his skin grew rosy from the heat flooding his body. Your cockiness was punished by a tighter grip in your hair, yanking your head closer to his shaft to force a real answer out of you. Your scalp stung but only a smile was on your face. 

“You wanna cum on my face, Mr. Miller?” You asked in the most innocent tone you could muster, your mouth parting at the sight of him. He looked heavenly. The glow from his shed lights made him appear as if he had an angelic glow. But you knew he was hellish, nothing close to an angel. 

Joel let out a scoffy little grunt at your question, a wicked smile gracing his lips as his hooded eyes slowly fell completely closed as the shock of his orgasm coursed through his body. 

You eagerly watched and you hated how hungry you knew you looked right now. You licked your lips, eager for his taste, eager to make the Joel Miller cum. You were desperate. 

His cock began twitching in his hand, watching as he methodically yanked out his own orgasm. His eyes lazily glanced between his shaft and to your large eyes, slowly smirking at the sight of you holding out for him. 

“Let me see that tongue, darlin’.” His words were breathy, just on the edge of no return. You obeyed, dropping your jaw and flashing him your tongue as you fluttered your eyelashes. At the sight alone, he finished himself off with eager grunts and short moans, you swore one of them was your name. 

His hot cum landed on your face, your eyes closing in satisfaction with a cocky smile. Most landed on your tongue, a few piping hot white strands splattered like paint on your cheeks and nose. All the air in your lungs left you as he tapped his pulsing tip eagerly against your tongue, watching with his jaw slack as he let the rest pool onto your tongue and down your throat. 

You swallowed knowing he was watching, his hand in your hair relaxing. He tasted better than you expected, a new craving. 

Instead of fisting your strands, he started stroking them away from your messy face, praising you as he tucked himself back into his pants.

Both no longer in the hot fantasy you swore you imagined once, you tried to collect yourselves. You shakily stood up from the ground, your knees cold from the concrete. You wipe off any dust or dirt they may have collected, sneaking glances at Joel as he fastened his belt around his waist once more and popping the button of his jeans back into place. 

You glanced around for a tissue, your back to him as you cleaned up your face. Oh my god, you were wiping Joel Miller’s cum off your fucking face.  As the two of you pieced yourselves back together, he reached for his discarded flannel that he had given you still resting on the metal chair you previously abandoned before settling between his legs. 

“Said you were cold. Take it.” He said as he fisted some of the material and looked at you expectantly. You sighed before gently taking the material and wrapping yourself in its warmth. 

As he placed a bandaid on your palm to cover your futile wound, you admired the flannel in all of its unknown beauty. 

It was one of his older ones, you sort of felt bad because you could only assume it was one of his favorites. It adorned a few minor holes and rips, some of which were badly stitched back together in an attempt to salvage it for another few years. Despite its appearance, you melted into it because it smelled like him. It smelled smoky like his cigarettes or maybe that was just the residual smoke from the bonfire. As you walked outside, you could smell it clearer.

Sandalwood with a hint of cinnamon, you wondered what cologne he used. 

Your head was lost in thought as you began to wander back towards the bonfire, a sharp clearing of his throat bringing you back to your senses. You whipped around, seeing as he pointed to the stray wood you had dropped from earlier.

“Oh-” you said bashfully as you returned to the pile with him, both of you knelt down picking up stray pieces. Once you started piling the wood in your arms again, he let out a short chuckle from deep inside him as he held your wrist from stacking more. 

“That’s enough for now, just go.” You liked seeing his face lit up like that, knowing you were the cause of it being even better. 

“Okay, Mr. Miller.” You cooed quietly, his face hardening at the name of adoration you had given him. 

“Okay, Skids. I’ll be seein’ you.” He said with a tight nod of his head, his eyes directing you back to the fire. You set down the firewood by the rocks surrounding it as a barrier, clearing your throat as you returned to the tailgate. You could still taste his cum on your tongue. 

No one seemed to notice your trip taking unexpectedly longer than necessary. Your parents were both swaying their heads and laughing, empty bottles by the legs of their folding lawn chairs to explain their obvious lack of awareness. 

Sarah had joined up with other friends in your absence, but you didn’t mind. 

You finally had a moment to reflect on what had just taken place in Joel’s shed. You let your vacation house neighbor cum in your mouth. Your older, stoic, stubborn ass of a neighbor. 

As if on cue, Joel returned to the side of his truck with his body leaning against the tailgate. His jean-clad hip lightly grazed your thigh, glancing over to see him offering you a beer. 

“Since you’re all grown up now.” He said with a little spark behind his eyes. You nodded and took the opened beer with a growing smile. 

“Cheers.” He offered as he held out his bottle to clink with yours. 

“Cheers to another summer in Danbury.” You tell him. 

He cocked his eyebrow and glanced over to you one more time before he focused his eyes on the growing fire. 

“This one ain’t quite like the rest.” It almost sounded like a promise from him. You hoped it was. Because you were wearing his flannel and you were on his knees for him tonight, you wondered what experience of Joel could offer you this summer. 

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Pickup Lines (HC)

Fandom: Obey Me

Pairing: DB, Royals, Simeon, Solomon, Thirteen with gn!Reader

Warning: Corny? Lol. Minors don't look under the cut.

Prompt: Which pickup lines would he use for you?

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Lucifer

"Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?"

“If you were words on a page, you’d be fine print."

"Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my life."

Mammon

"Hey, are you a bank loan? Because you've got my interest, and I can't help but want to invest in you."

"If beauty were money, you'd be the richest person alive."

"If looks could buy, you'd bankrupt me in an instant."

Levi

"Are you a rare drop? Because ever since I met you, I feel like I've found the ultimate loot."

"Are you a cheat code? Because meeting you feels like I've unlocked a special power-up."

"If love were a game, you'd be my final boss."

Satan

"If you were a cat, you'd be a purr-fect 10."

"Do you believe in love at first chapter? Because ever since I met you, I can't stop thinking about the next page of our story."

"If you were a cat, you'd definitely have nine lives because one lifetime wouldn't be enough to spend with someone as special as you."

Asmo

"Are you made of diamonds? Because you shine brighter than any gem."

"Are you a mirror? Because when I look at you, I see the reflection of my dreams."

"If beauty were a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence."

Beelzebub

"If you were a fruit, you'd be a fineapple."

"If you were a cookie, you'd be a fortune cookie, because meeting you was the best thing that ever happened to me."

"Are you a campfire? Because you're hot, and I want s'more."

Belphegor

"Are you a dream? Because every time I'm with you, I never want to wake up."

"Are you a cozy blanket? Because being with you feels like a warm hug."

"If sleep were a journey, you'd be the sweetest dream I've ever had."

Diavolo

"Are you a rose? Because just like its petals, your beauty is timeless and enchanting."

"If you were a kingdom, I'd gladly pledge my allegiance to you."

"Are you a royal decree? Because you've commanded my attention since the moment I laid eyes on you."

Simeon

"If you were a star in the sky, you'd be the most radiant one, outshining all the others."

"Do you have a map? Because I seem to have lost my way, and you're the only one guiding me towards the light."

"Are you a sunrise? Because every time I see you, you bring a new dawn to my day."

Barbatos

“I couldn't help noticing how captivating your smile is. It brightens up the entire room."

"Are you a puzzle? Because I'm intrigued by the challenge of figuring you out."

"If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber."

Solomon

"Do you believe in magic? Because ever since you walked into my life, it feels like you've cast a spell on me."

"Are you eternity? Because with you, every moment feels like it lasts forever."

"Are you a scientist? Because you've just discovered the formula to my heart."

Thirteen

"Are you a lost soul? Because you've wandered into the realm of my heart."

"If you were a dessert, you'd be the cherry on top of my day."

"Are you a cupcake? Because you're cute, sweet, and I can't get enough of you."

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Lucifer

"Are you a teapot? Because I'd love to steep with you and pour out all my secrets."

Mammon

"Are you a stock market? Because every time I think of you, my investments just keep rising."

Levi

"Are you a controller? Because I'd love to be in your hands."

Satan

"Are you a book? Because I can't seem to put you down, and I keep wanting to explore every page of you."

Asmo

"Are you a work of art? Because I can't help but admire every curve and contour of your beauty, and I'd love to explore you like a masterpiece."

Beelzebub

"Are you a marshmallow? Because I want to roast you over my fire."

Belphegor

"Are you a bed? Because I'd love to climb on top of you."

Diavolo

Dinner first, or can we go straight for dessert?

Simeon

Do you want to commit a sin for your next confessional?

Barbatos

"Are you a baker? Because you've got some buns that I'd love to knead."

Solomon

I’m not feeling myself today. Can I feel you instead?

Thirteen

"Are you a rainstorm? Because you make me wet.”

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little boxes

Supercorptober Day 29 “bonfire"

thanks to kmsdraws for the prompts

Kara and Lena share s’mores and feelings on the roof of her apartment.

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"You know we are breaking like so many laws right now. I am pretty sure like every existing fire code says no to lighting fires on the roof of your apartment building."

Kara says as she paces a little nervously back and forth.

"That's why I have you," Lena chuckles, "you're like my own personal fire starter and extinguisher in one. Plus, who is going to arrest you."

"Alex says I'm not allowed to start fires unless it's for national security purposes."

Lena places her arms across her chest and raises her eyebrow suspiciously.

"I literally watched you heat up a bag of popcorn yesterday with your heat vision."

"Yeah, but did it catch fire this time?"

"This time? There's a story there, isn't there?"

Kara huffs out a quick breath.

"Listen popcorn is scary and unpredictable and heat-vision was hard to control when I first got here."

"Well, I just need you to help me burn a couple of things. It's not like we are going to start a bonfire up here or anything, I promise."

"Okay, but you have to post bail and explain it to Alex if anything happens."

"Deal."

Lena sticks out her hand for her to shake.

"So, what exactly are we burning?"

Kara rubs her hands together in front of her.

Lena pulls the lid off of the box she had carried up with them to the roof. Inside Kara recognized Lex's journals, but there were also other papers and pictures that she knew only really held meaning to Lena.

"I have been made aware recently that containing all of my feelings into small boxes might not be the healthiest thing. But I thought I might start with getting rid of some of my physical boxes first."

Lena looks up at Kara with a small smile, but there is a sadness in her eyes that is hard to hide.

Together they build a small fire in the metal bin they had brought up, filling it with bits of newspaper and wood scraps. Lena watches for a moment before turning away and leaving Kara to poke at the little bed of embers. She starts to pull out the journals one by one before setting them on top of each other. Some other things join the pile, too, cracked frames with old photos of a younger Lena, a few envelopes torn at the corners, a stack of letters held together to a rubber band. When they've all been laid out, she stands up, the cardboard box in her hand finally empty.

Kara watches her for a moment before stepping over and joining her.

"This is a good thing, right? I mean, it's not like any of this means anything anymore."

And she hates the way Lena's voice cracks, hates the the little bit of fear and all of the pain that Lena still has to carry even with them gone.

"I think you're the only one who gets to decide that, Kara says softly."

Lena nods and picks up one of Lex's journals before moving closer to the fire. She takes one last look, flipping through the pages one more time and running her finger over the ink, hesitating for one more second before finally throwing it in. And even though she stands still for the whole time it takes that first journal to become nothing of what it once was, Kara can see the moment when Lena lets go.

The rest follows.

The whole pile consumed by flames until all that's left are a few ashes floating up into the air. Bit by bit, everything gone until the last thing there is to burn is the box Lena had carried it all up in. And then even that is gone too. They both stand there for a while, watching as the fire burns itself down to a small glowing coal.

And finally, when it's done, Kara reaches out and takes Lena's hand.

"Do you think it would be appropriate to make s'mores now?"

Lena looks at her for a beat before she smiles, the first real smile Kara has seen all day.

"I think it wouldn't be not not appropriate."

Kara grins back at her.

"Good."

Kara lifts Lena's hand up, kissing her palm gently before letting it go and quickly shuffling over to the other side of the roof where she had left another smaller box.

"I also brought hot chocolate, she says as she comes back and holds out a thermos."

Lena takes the thermos and mugs from the box as Kara pushes two small crates over against the wall for them to sit on.

She pours them each a cup of chocolate and hands one to Kara with a grateful smile.

"Thank you."

Kara pauses, her mug raised halfway to her mouth and smiles back at her.

"Of course."

Lena takes a deep breath and then a sip of hot chocolate, letting the warmth fill her chest as she watches Kara making them s'mores. It feels good. It feels normal. Whatever that means. Though she supposes her normal is significantly skewed. But it feels like she thinks like it should. Like she always hoped it could. For her. For Kara. For the two of them together.

"Kara?"

Kara glances up at her, a small marshmallow stuck to the corner of her mouth.

"Yeah?"

Lena takes a deep breath and looks up at the stars just visible beyond the city lights.

"We're going to be okay, right?"

She feels Kara shift closer and slides a hand over onto her knee, letting their bodies touch at every angle they can.

"Yeah, yeah, we are."

Lena nods and takes another sip of her hot chocolate, settling back against the wall and leaning her head on Kara's shoulder.

"Okay."

Finds herself surprised when she actually believes it.

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[jtl07]

Supercorptober 2022 Day 29: Bonfire

Do’s don’ts of bonfires with the Danvers clan

DO: Send out the dress code at least 2 weeks in advance 

Note: Rotate who decides the dress code

2022: Esme!

DON’T: Leave Alex and Lena unattended for more than 30 minutes when building the bonfire lest they make one large enough to be seen from space 

Note: The fire garden was pretty cool though… 

DON’T: Leave Kara and Esme unattended for more than 10 minutes OR within 100 yards of the s'mores ingredients, lest the majority of said ingredients will be ingested in less than 5 minutes

It was 3 minutes! (That’s nothing to be proud of, Kara)

DO: Give Kelly and Eliza awards for having extra s’mores ingredients

DO: Give Kelly and Eliza awards for being the best moms, period

2022: Lena too!

DO: Leave Lena and Esme unattended among the fallen leaves (be ready to take plenty of pictures!) 

DO: Allow Kara to light the starter with her heat vision, lest she will pout for the entire evening

DON’T: Let Kara see that there’s vegetables for the BBQ until she’s had at least half a bottle of alien liquor

Note: After 2 bottles she won’t know the difference between regular meat and beyond meat 

Not true! (We have pictures, Kara)

DO: Leave Lena and Eliza unattended with plenty of blankets and hot cider, these ladies deserve a break! 

DO: Bring fire resistant blankets 

Note: Extra award to Lena for designing the fluffiest fire resistant blankets ever!

DON’T: Allow the Danvers sisters to have any sort of competition past 11pm, lest something will explode

DO: Bring extra extinguishers 

My freeze breath isn’t enough for you?? (It’s dangerous having a single point of failure, darling)

DON’T: Try to look for Kara and Lena if they disappear suddenly

DO: Bring at least one musical instrument for campfire songs (and general sound coverage)

Note: Kazoos do NOT count

DO: Bring at least one telescope for stargazing 

DO: All of this all over again next year!

(Look up "Lightscape fire garden" for pictures of the fire garden thing!)

[Supercorptober 2022 prompts]

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[vapehk1]

West Coast Vape: A Breezy Guide to Chilling Out with the Best

Ah, the West Coast: where the sunsets are golden and the vape clouds are gigantic. If you've ever wondered why vaping here feels like you've hit the jackpot of chill, you're not alone. West Coast vape isn't just a practice; it's a pilgrimage to the holy land of relaxation and taste. In this guide, we’ll take you on a humorous journey through the misty world of West Coast vaping, where the only thing more impressive than the views is the variety of flavors that can send your taste buds surfing. What Makes West Coast Vape Unique? Ever wonder what gives West Coast vaping its cool factor? Maybe it's the ocean breeze, or perhaps it's the laid-back attitude that infuses every puff. Here, vaping is not just about blowing clouds; it’s about crafting an atmosphere. It’s where technology meets tranquility. Think Silicon Valley, but with less coding and more cloud chasing. And let's not forget the innovations—the West Coast is home to some of the most groundbreaking vape technologies and e-juice formulations. From organic ingredients to wild flavor fusions, it's the forefront of the vaping revolution. Vape culture here is infused with the same entrepreneurial spirit that tech moguls bring to Silicon Valley. Only here, the goal isn't to launch the next billion-dollar app, but to create the perfect blend of flavor and vapor that can make you feel like you're riding a wave off the coast of Malibu—even if you're just lounging on your sofa. The Best West Coast Vape Flavors to Try If you're ready to dive into the flavors that make the West Coast vape scene a tastemaker's paradise, buckle up. We're not just talking about your standard 'fruits and mint' varieties; we’re talking about a culinary explosion that captures the essence of the coast. Imagine vaping a flavor called "Beach Bonfire Bliss" that somehow perfectly encapsulates the taste of s'mores and the salty ocean air, or "Surf's Up Citrus Surge," which packs a punch as refreshing as a morning wave slap. Each puff is like a postcard from places along the Pacific—from the citrus groves of Southern California to the berry fields of Oregon. It's like a foodie tour where you don't just eat the local specialties; you inhale them. So, what’s your first stop going to be? A zesty lime concoction reminiscent of a margarita at a San Diego beach bar, or a rich, earthy blend that takes you through the Redwoods? Vaping Etiquette on the West Coast On the West Coast, vaping isn't just a hobby; it's part of the local etiquette. It's about knowing when to puff and when to pass, and definitely about respecting the space and air of everyone around you. Picture this: You’re at a Los Angeles beach, the sun is setting, and you're ready to showcase your latest cloud-chasing skills. But wait! Remember, it's all about the chill factor here. The rule of thumb is simple: if your cloud could block out the view of a beachgoer's sunset, you might want to dial it back a bit. Then there’s the matter of sharing. On the West Coast, sharing your vape is like offering someone a ride on your longboard. It's a friendly gesture—just make sure your vape buddy is cool with the flavor. No one wants to expect a gentle vanilla puff and get hit with a surprise "Extreme Mint Explosion." It’s all about keeping the vibes as smooth as the ocean breeze. So, keep it cool, keep it classy, and make sure your vape clouds are not more invasive than the seagulls at Fisherman’s Wharf. Where to Find the Best Vape Shops on the West Coast Now, for the grand tour of the best vape shops where the clerks are chill, and the selections are vast enough to blow your mind—or at least your vape budget. Starting in Seattle, there's the infamous "Cloud City Vapes," where the décor is inspired by rainy days and coffee. Here, you can find everything from artisanal e-juices to the latest in mod tech. The staff is as knowledgeable about vaping as they are about avoiding the city’s perpetual drizzle. Cruise down the coast to Portland, and you can't miss "Vapor Trails." This shop is renowned not only for its unique blends but also for its commitment to sustainable vaping—yes, that’s a thing. Organic, locally-sourced ingredients in their juices, and recycled materials in their packaging make you feel good about going back for seconds... or thirds. Don't forget to stop by San Francisco's "Golden Gate Vapes." Nestled in the heart of the city, this shop offers flavors that capture the essence of the Bay Area. Ever tried a fog-inspired vape juice? Here’s your chance. It’s like inhaling the spirit of the city itself—eclectic, misty, and a little bit mysterious. And finally, when in Los Angeles, "The Vape Studio" is a must-visit. It's as glamorous as the city it's based in, with a sleek design and a celebrity clientele. Their signature flavor? "Hollywood Hills Sunset"—a mix of peach, lavender, and a hint of smog-free relaxation. Conclusion Embark on a lighthearted journey through the vibrant world of West Coast vaping with our guide that promises not just laughs but a deep dive into the culture that makes this region a haven for vapers. Discover what sets West Coast vape apart, with its innovative flavors and laid-back vaping etiquette that mirror its cool, entrepreneurial spirit. Savor a tour of the best local flavors, from beach-inspired "Beach Bonfire Bliss" to the zesty "Surf's Up Citrus Surge," capturing the essence of the coast in every puff. Navigate the social nuances of vaping etiquette unique to the West Coast—remember, it's all about respect and enjoying the vibe without overshadowing someone else's sunset. Finally, explore our curated list of the top vape shops from Seattle's "Cloud City Vapes" to Los Angeles' chic "The Vape Studio," each offering a local twist on this global craze. Whether you're a seasoned vaper or new to the scene, this guide ensures your West Coast vaping experience is as spectacular as the views. FAQs 1. What is West Coast vape culture like? West Coast vape culture is as laid-back as a hammock between two palm trees. It's a blend of innovation, relaxation, and social interaction, seasoned generously with local flavors and techy twists. Think of it as the Silicon Valley of vaping—where the tech meets the beach, and everyone's too chill to hurry. 2. Can I vape publicly on the West Coast? Absolutely, but think of it like sunscreen: apply liberally but respectfully. Most places along the West Coast are vape-friendly, but always check local signs and norms. Beaches, parks, and outdoor concerts are usually fair game, but blowing a cloud in someone's face at a beach bonfire might earn you some salty looks. 3. What are some must-try vape flavors from the West Coast? If your vape pen is begging for a new adventure, treat it to flavors like "Malibu Mint Mojito," "Pacific Peach Surf," and "Redwood Reserve." Each puff is like sending your taste buds on a zip line through the most scenic spots on the coast. 4. Are there any particular vaping etiquette tips I should know about? When in Rome, do as the Romans do; when on the West Coast, do as the laid-back vapers do. Always share with a smile but ask before joining a vape circle. Remember, the size of your cloud should never eclipse the sun for others. Keep it friendly and airy, just like the West Coast breeze. 5. Where can I find the best vape shops on the West Coast? From Seattle's rain-inspired "Cloud City Vapes" to the glamorous "The Vape Studio" in Los Angeles, the West Coast is dotted with standout shops. Whether you're in the mood for a sustainable puff in Portland or a celebrity-spotting session in LA, there's a vape shop to satisfy every craving and curiosity. Read the full article

[amarantine-amirite]

Less is S’more

I got up way too early. Before dawn, the world is still and quiet, and the air is cool and crisp. The sky is a deep shade of blue or purple, and the stars and moon are visible.

I don't feel like I have a head start on the day, nor do I feel calm because I am awake while the rest of the world is still asleep. Something kept me up all night.

I stood in the dimly lit corner of the room. Claudia watched me pace around from her perch on the edge of the purple couch. "You're up early, Michelle," she remarked.

I turned to her and said the thing that kept me up: "Do you ever feel like the universe is punishing you for wanting something too much?"

Claudia looked at me with a puzzled look on her face, looking puzzled. "No, why would you even have that problem?"

Everyone thinks I have trouble getting what I want, but there's a lot of lying that goes on here. People just don't want to accept that lying has consequences.

Other kids don't understand it. They just think I'm somebody with a low tolerance for not getting what I want. That isn't true, being lied to pisses everybody off, it's just that I make noise. Most kids just accept the lies and go on with their day. I don't. I make a fuss.

"I'm saying that because every time I go to do something, I feel like I'm fighting for the chance to be lied to."

I hoped Claudia would understand what I said. I don't think she did. "No. I think maybe your standards are too high"

There it is, your standards are too high, the universal code word for I'm going to make you seem unreasonable to cover our lie. If refusing to tolerate lying makes me unreasonable, then fuck off.

"Can you point to a concrete example? This sounds like hypotheticals"

Only one thing came to mind: in 8th grade, our school planned to have a 4th of July picnic instead of graduation because "if our formals were anything to go by, you kids have no taste in clothes". The weather had been dry enough that a stray cigarette would have blown up the forest, so fireworks were out of the question. It also doesn't help that fireworks have a toxic chemical footprint.

The class proposed some cool alternatives to fireworks. Someone suggested we light up the night with sky lanterns. The teacher pointed out it solves neither the pollution nor forest fire problems. Another kid suggested we shoot confetti into the sky with a confetti cannon, the guy that suggested the lanterns mentioned creates littler that wildlife may choke on, as do light-up balloons with LEDs. The kid who sat behind me suggested light-up drones, but that idea got shot down because the drones posed a threat to birds.

Now, I thought we could blow glow-in-the-dark bubbles, but I didn't get to pitch this one because someone butted in with phone displays. Everyone said no to that because it's "too much work", whatever that means. Ink jars waste water. A laser light show triggered a bad memory of the teacher's prom.

They wound up canceling the picnic. We didn't get anything to commemorate finishing 8th grade. The result? Nobody from my middle school remembers whether or not they finished middle school. And worse? Our homeroom was the only one that'd received any information that implied our graduation ceremony was a no-go.

"OK, Michelle," Claudia sighed, "what do you want?"

"S'mores," I nodded, "And I know that's ridiculous because it's Christmas Eve and s'mores are a summer food."

"S'mores don't have to be a summer thing," Claudia declared, casually leaning against the edge of the sofa, "If you're brave enough, you can make them by the campfire in winter. You don't even need a campfire to make them. You can toast marshmallows over the fireplace. I know because a friend of mine and I did that once. Best way to spend Christmas Eve."

A fleeting disappointment crossed my face. "We can't," I hesitated.

Claudia's curiosity sparked. "Why not?"

It's a long story. This year, the state of Oregon had a fire ban in place during the summer. The fire ban prohibited fireworks, campfires, and barbecues, even the propane-powered kind. As extreme as it sounded, it made sense because it didn't rain for the entire spring and we got barely any snow last winter. With weather like that, it becomes dry enough that you can't even fart in the forest.

After October 11th, the ban was extended over the Christmas season to include ovens, both gas and electric, and fireplaces of any kind.

While I attempted to condense the story of Oregon's first year rond fire ban into a single sentence, a sudden realization lit up my eyes, and I grinned. "Wait a sec, I spoke too soon. You can make s'mores in the microwave."

Claudia's skepticism wavered, replaced by genuine intrigue. "You can?"

I nodded again, my grin turning mischievous. "Yes! And while you don't get the caramelized flavor from the marshmallows being charred over a flame, making s'mores in the microwave makes the marshmallows extra sticky."

We tried making s'mores in the microwave. I want to say it worked, but I don't think it did.

The marshmallows puffed out a little bit deflated. It dripped under the rotating plate and it got stuck. The chocolate melted in the middle because it got stuck in an antinode for the microwave. The graham crackers caught on fire. That caused the microwave to blow up.

Smoke and a strong smell of burnt plastic and metal filled the room. I rushed to the window and reached over to open it, hoping to dissipate the smoke before it tripped the smoke detector.

"OK, Claudia," I said as I sauntered out of the kitchen, "the microwave just exploded."

Claudia jumped about three feet. "How!?" she screamed

"I think the plate got stuck and something overheated too much in one spot," I said as I walked out into the hall to get the fire extinguisher, "I'll get the fire extinguisher and stop it from causing further damage, you call the fire department."

I left the door open as I left. Claudia pointed to the label above the fire extinguisher. "Michelle, that isn't a fire extinguisher, that's a hand grenade!" she shouted.

"I'm pretty sure that's a fire extinguisher," I chuckled. That sign never fails to make me laugh. A fire extinguisher looks nothing like a hand grenade.

I grabbed the fire extinguisher. I aimed it at the bottom of the microwave. I pulled the pin, squeezed the handle, and shot myself in the face.

I read the instructions again. I squeezed the handle, and again it backfired. I put the fire extinguisher down, gestured to Claudia to leave, and we both left. Claudia pulled the fire alarm on our way out.

The fire department showed up. They sprayed the building with a hose, got the fire out, and recovered the melted, warped remains of the microwave.

Well, you can't say we didn't try.

@promptlyprompting

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[lowtaxsa]

Emergency! Extra! State Og Report: 4.18.2023

Attention all State Og employees, it has come to our attention that the previous State Og report was put out by a rogue faction within our organization. We apologize for any confusion or inconvenience, and our security team is currently hunting down the responsible parties for swift and merciless re-education. Now, without further ado, let's get to the real State Og report – complete with ten amazing new products!

In this issue: Science Fair, move aside old-style luaus, lunch-on-the-go, "2nd Amendment" plushies, an honored sacrifice.

Project Code Name: Inflatable Hammers of Justice

Introducing our latest security innovation: Inflatable Hammers of Justice! These seemingly innocuous, oversized novelty hammers are actually filled with a highly potent knockout gas. Perfect for disciplining unruly employees or subduing trespassers, while maintaining a whimsical facade. Remember: With great power comes great hilarity.

Employee Dental Plan Update

State Og is proud to announce our new company-wide dental plan. However, due to budget constraints, the only available treatment option will be the "State Og Tooth Removal Service." Our dental experts will extract all of your teeth to save you the hassle of future dental issues. As a bonus, we'll replace your teeth with our patented "Shark Teeth™," which regenerate every few weeks. Say cheese!

Mandatory Team-Building Exercise: The Trust Magma Walk

Forget trust falls; we're stepping it up a notch with our newest team-building exercise: The Trust Magma Walk! Employees will be blindfolded and led across a narrow bridge suspended above a pool of molten magma. Remember, trust your teammates, or risk a fiery demise. Don't worry, we have marshmallows and graham crackers for post-exercise s'mores!

New Office Policy: Casual Doomsday Fridays

In an effort to boost employee morale, we're introducing "Casual Doomsday Fridays." On these days, employees are encouraged to bring in their favorite apocalyptic weapons and attire. Show off your creativity with homemade flamethrowers, zombie repellant, or even a stylish tin foil hat! Please note: State Og is not responsible for any accidental injuries, dismemberment, or doomsday scenarios.

State Og Café Presents: The Liquid Lunch

Tired of boring sandwiches and limp salads? Introducing the State Og Café's newest menu item: The Liquid Lunch! Our expert chefs have condensed all the flavors of a gourmet meal into a convenient, easy-to-consume slurry. Enjoy tantalizing tastes such as "Beef Bourguignon Smoothie" or "Taco Soup Sludge." Say goodbye to chewing and hello to chugging!

Annual State Og Science Fair

Our Annual State Og Science Fair is fast approaching! Employees are encouraged to submit their most twisted, mad scientist-inspired projects for a chance to win fantastic prizes. Some of last year's standout entries included a Teleporting Toaster, a Cat-Powered Generator, and a fully functioning Death Ray (in violation of several international treaties). Let your imagination run wild, but please, no more exploding volcanoes.

Project Code Name: SnuggleBots

Who says State Og can't have a softer side? Introducing our latest invention: SnuggleBots! These adorable, cuddly robots are programmed to provide emotional support and companionship. However, should the need arise, they also come equipped with razor-sharp claws and a laser-guided missile launcher. Awww, who's a cute little killing machine?

Employee Performance Reviews: Thunderdome Edition

In an effort to make performance reviews more engaging, State Og will be conducting this year's evaluations in the Thunderdome. Employees will face off in gladiatorial combat, with promotions and raises determined by their ability to emerge victorious. Don't worry, we're not completely heartless – losers will be given a complimentary State Og-branded band-aid and sent home with a stern warning to improve their performance by the next review.

State Og's Childcare Center: Little Oggies Daycare

Balancing work and family can be tough, but we've got you covered with our new on-site daycare center, Little Oggies! Our highly trained (and only slightly unstable) staff will ensure your little ones are safe, entertained, and educated in the ways of State Og. Activities include "Nap Time with the SnuggleBots," "Arts & Crafts with Recycled Office Supplies," and "Story Time with Uncle Doomsday." Reserve your spot now – space is limited and filling up fast!

Employee of the Month: Congratulations, Carl!

Lastly, we'd like to congratulate our Employee of the Month, Carl! Carl single-handedly prevented a catastrophic reactor meltdown by using his own body to plug a leaking coolant pipe. His quick thinking and dedication to State Og saved countless lives (and a significant amount of company property). In honor of his sacrifice, we're dedicating a plaque in his memory, and all employees are encouraged to visit the newly renamed "Carl Memorial Breakroom."

That's it for this week's Emergency! Extra! State Og report. Thank you for your continued dedication to our organization, and remember, if you see any suspicious activity, report it immediately to your nearest State Og Enforcer. Now, get back to work – and keep an eye out for rogue factions!

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[inquiringquilter]

Quilt Block Mania - November is Camping

Welcome to my stop on the Quilt Block Mania Blog Hop. Each of the designers participating in the hop are sharing a block pattern inspired by this month’s theme, which is Camping.

Truth be told I’m not much of a camper although I do love being in the woods. The way I camp though is not so much a pull behind camper but a cozy cabin with a fireplace and a shaded deck where I can look at the forest with a cup of coffee in my hand and contemplate my place in all of this.

But when I dream of actually camping, I dream of a vintage pull behind trailer. So that’s what I put on my block.

I call my block Vintage Camper. I hope you’ll make my block! If you do, please tag me on social media @inquiringquilter.

My block uses simple piecing and fusible applique techniques. If you need help with fusible applique there are photo tutorials on my blog to help you.

There are lots of designers in this hop so be sure to visit all of them for your free pattern. Here are links to all the blocks in the Quilt Block Mania Camper Series:

Bug Jar Quilt Block by Carolina Moore Tent for Two by QuiltFabrication Forest Tree by Scrapdash Canoe Lady by Sugar Sand Quilt Co. Campfire Nights Block by Belle of Seams Sew Me Gone Fishing by Paleofish Designs Canoe Lake by Patti's Patchwork Vintage Camper by Inquiring Quilter Sleeping Bags by Appliques Quilts and More Camp Sign at Patchwork Breeze Blooming Meadow Quilt Block S'mores by Quiltblox Marshmallows by Inflorescence Billy Tea by Duck Creek Mountain Quilting Compass by Blue Bear Quilts Scout Badge by BoBerry Design Co. Looking for honey by Martha Jane Creations Night Camper by Jessica of Blue Sky Modern Craft

I often make my block into a mini quilt so I can display it at work. You can do that too with each month’s Quilt Block Mania block from me, or you can collect the blocks from all the designers in each month and make a quilt.

Scroll through my past Quilt Block Mania blocks. By the way. If you missed getting my other Quilt Block Mania block patterns they are available in my shop.

Quilt Block Mania returns next month with the theme, “Barn Blocks” so be sure to come back on the first Tuesday of the month to see what I create!

How do I get the free Vintage Camper block pattern?

My Vintage Camper block pattern is free to my email subscribers.

The next newsletter will go out Sunday, November 9th. Watch for it in your Inbox! Inside the newsletter is a code that will enable you to download the block pattern from my shop for free.

If you’re already a subscriber, you don’t need to do a thing except wait until my newsletter arrives. Then open the newsletter and use the code to download my pattern.

If you aren’t a subscriber yet but you’d like to be, click here to sign up.

Before you go, let me tell you about everything that’s going on here this week.

Happenings Here at Inquiring Quilter

The Island Batik Ambassador challenge for October was to make a ByAnnie bag. I made the Round Trip Duffle and loved using it on my recent vacation.

If you’ve been thinking about making a bag yourself, check out Part 1 of my bag making series for tips and tricks!

The Island Batik challenge for November is to create Christmas Stockings! Here’s my fabric pull. I’m going for jewel tones as my theme.

Tomorrow is show and tell day here at Inquiring Quilter and invite you to join us at my weekly link up I call Wednesday Wait Loss.

It’s the 300th week of Wednesday Wait Loss and I’m celebrating with a grand giveaway!7

Come back tomorrow to link up holiday projects!

If you’re looking to make new friends, join me on Facebook this Saturday for my weekly online quilting retreat I call my Saturday Sew-In. The fun starts at 8 AM EST and runs through 6 PM EST. It’s not live but there are get to know you prompts throughout the day to spark discussion and friendship. This is a fun and friendly group and you’ll soon make friends—real friends.

In addition, you’ll be inspired by other quilter’s projects and you’ll gets tons of encouragement as you share your own. If you’ve been missing companionship since COVID started, I guarantee you’ll find it here. Saturday Sew-In takes place in my private Facebook group. Click here to join my Facebook group. Be sure to answer the questions so I know your not a bot.

Thanks for stopping by!

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Tell me…will you be making my How I Roll block?

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[woodruffpderiis]

Fire Pits Heat Things Up

There's a crispness towards the air, meaning fall is coming soon. As days grow softer, people just about abandon their patios, to acquire the cozy warmth of your glowing fire, but why not cozy up for the warmth within an outdoor fireplace? Fire pits may add charm and warmth to a backyard. The Patio's All A-Glow Fire pits are both functional and attractive. Depending on the size and magnificence, it is simple to warm a large area with a pit, or you can produce a small, intimate area for two. They come in numerous sizes, styles and colors, so there is certainly the one which will continue to work perfectly for your aesthetic and practical needs. You can chose from metal stands in numerous patinas, or surefire pits having a meshed cover to hook stray embers. There are terra cotta mesa style pits, which resemble more of the brick oven, or wide mouth clay fire bowls that resemble larger clay pots. You can match your fireplace for a landscaping design to keep up the flow of one's home's design. Got Your S'Mores? Not only are fire pits great for cooler evenings inside fall, but suppose the fun family and friends might have across the pit's warm glow. You can roast marshmallows for yummy evening treats and revel in great company. Tell ghost stories across the fire as Halloween grows near. These gorgeous statement pieces are excellent conversation starters and will make an evening fun and enjoyable for all. Fire pits are perfect additions to any backyard, but before you turn your patio right into a fire side gathering, be sure to get in touch with landscape design experts to ensure that your fireplace flows along with your overall design. You also want to have your new pit professionally installed so it adheres to any or all codes and regulations of your area. Landscape design experts have the experience and know-how to install a fireplace to your yard where it could be most utilized but pose the lowest damage danger. Your yard ought to be inviting, so ensure it is attractive and warm with a fireplace. Those cool nights will blend into a limitless conversation with friends, while your fire offers light and heat to help keep everyone comfortable. If you want to install one inch your backyard, speak to landscape design experts to aid. There are plenty of affordable landscaper in perth expecting the glow of a fire to inspire joy.

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[kevinszabojrplumbing]

How to Create the Best Outdoor Entertainment Space

Creating an outdoor entertainment space can be a fun and rewarding project. People don't know how easy it is to turn their backyards into something special. They can install a television, put in a pool, or just set up some comfortable seating and have an oasis to enjoy. However, the process deserves a professional approach, and the following tips will help create the best outdoor entertainment space possible:

It is important to figure out what type of outdoor entertainment space you want to create. It'll determine the budget, the space you have to work with, and the kind of furniture and accessories you need. Once you know what space to work with, you can start planning what kind of outdoor entertainment area you want to create.

Seating Area

No matter what size outdoor space you have, you should include a few critical elements in your design. First, you must create a comfortable seating area with various furniture pieces, such as chairs, benches, or chaises. You should ensure that your seating area has plenty of shade to stay cool on hot days.

Pool Area

If you have enough space, adding a pool to your outdoor entertainment area is a great way to make it more enjoyable and inviting. Pools are a great way to cool off summer heat and entertain guests. If you don't have the space for a full-sized pool, you can also consider adding a hot tub or spa.

Fire Pit

Another great way to create an outdoor entertainment space is to add a fire pit. Fire pits are perfect for making s'mores, gathering around on cool evenings, or providing a focal point for your space. If you live in an area with fire restrictions, consider a propane fire pit instead. The beauty is that there are now so many different options available when it comes to fire pits. You can purchase a pre-fabricated unit, hire someone to build a custom fire pit, or even DIY your own. No matter which route you choose, be sure to follow all local fire codes and regulations.

Install Projectors

You can purchase outdoor projectors made specifically for entertaining. If you're looking to save money, you can rent one for a party. Just be sure to have a smooth, level surface to project onto and plenty of extension cords. However, consider one with a high lumen rating and a short throw lens if you purchase an outdoor projector. 

It'll ensure that your image is bright enough to see during the day and that you don't have to place the projector too far away from the screen. If you go the projector route, you'll also need to purchase a screen. Find one that will work well with your projector and space.

Set Up a TV

If you have an outdoor TV, set it up in a location visible from your seating area. If you don't have an outdoor TV, invest in one. You can find weatherproof and waterproof TVs perfect for outdoor use. They are different from other TVs because they're made to withstand direct sunlight and humidity.

You'll need a weatherproof sound system to complete your outdoor entertainment setup. It'll allow you to play music outdoors without worrying about the elements damaging your equipment. You can find weatherproof speakers for mounting on your deck or patio. Alternatively, you can get wireless weatherproof speakers to place around your outdoor space.

Set Up a Strong Internet Connection

You'll need a strong and reliable internet connection if you're planning on using your outdoor entertainment space to stream movies or host video calls. Therefore, use high-quality Ethernet cables to connect your router to your computer and ensure no trees or buildings are blocking the signal. For example, a cat6 outdoor cable supports over 550 MHz bandwidth and won't degrade your internet connection. Besides, it can enhance the performance in 10GB Ethernet applications without any issue.

Creating the best outdoor entertainment space doesn't have to be complicated. Following the tips above, you can create an enjoyable and relaxing space for maximum satisfaction. Work with an expert who will guide and connect you to a professional in every task if you can't set up the entertainment space alone.

Hang String Lights

String lights are necessary for any outdoor party. Not only do they add a touch of whimsy, but they also provide much-needed light once the sun goes down. Remember to hang them high enough so guests won't accidentally pull them down. On the other hand, you don't want your outdoor entertainment space to be so bright that it feels like you're still inside. Use string lights to add ambient lighting to your space and create a warm and inviting atmosphere.

Guest Contributor: Miranda Spears

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[allthatyoulove]

12:51

Modern/Highschool AU James “Bucky” Barnes / Reader

Summary: Your ex best friend and his new band are performing for the first time and you decide to go watch them perform. You didn’t expect the song to be about you.

Warnings: angst, cussing, fluff

Words: 2.5k

A/N: My first one-shot!!! This was inspired by the song 12:51 by The Strokes! Let me know what you think, and give me any suggestions for future one-shots! (Also let me know if I missed any warnings) Thanks for stopping by :)

You know when you can feel, deep down somewhere, that whatever you’re about to do is a dumb fucking idea? I don’t know why I was ignoring that feeling, but there was nothing that could stop me now.

I shivered, wrapping my arms tighter around myself as I walked down the dimly lit street. As I got closer to my destination, the music coming from inside the house started to become louder. I pulled my hand from the inside of my jacket where I attempted to keep it warm to check the time.

12:45.

I had snuck out of my house to go to this party everyone was going to. It was a Friday night, and I was originally thinking of skipping this week’s party, until I found out who was playing.

Bucky Barnes.

Or, I guess, James Barnes.

James and I had been best friends since we were kids. I can’t even remember how we met, I just remember us being attached at the hip since kindergarten. We lived in the same houses, right next to each other, through our entire lives. We went through all of our worst phases together.

I started to get feelings for him in middle school, when I realized that was a thing that happened when you started to grow up. I never told him, scared I would ruin our friendship, and our lives continued as they always have.

Then, highschool started.

Bucky and I began our rebellious phase together, starting to sneak out every Friday night to the party that was happening that week. We would get forties and lay on the roof of our houses afterwards around 1 am, looking at the stars and talking or doing karaoke to our favorite songs. I fell more and more in love with him every day.

Towards the end of freshman year, the upperclassmen at the parties we went to started to take notice of him. They would dare him to jump off the roof into the pool, or to drink as much as he could through a beer funnel. And he would do it, always the people pleaser. They liked how he listened to them, and took him under their wing.

He stopped hanging out with me after that.

I would go up to him, and he would say he had to go to his next class or that his friends were waiting up for him so he couldn’t talk. He wouldn’t let me call him Bucky anymore, because everyone knew him as James and he didn’t want to explain our relationship, or lack-thereof, to them.

Eventually we stopped hanging out altogether, avoiding each other in school and day-to-day, and pretended we never knew each other.

It’s not like I didn’t have or make new friends, because I did, but it was never the same. Bucky- or, James- and I’s bond was something special. Something I couldn’t find with anyone else. I tried to adapt to the friends around me, tried to like the things they liked, but I always felt like James was the only person I could open up to.

Now we’re seniors, and James had started a band with a couple of his friends earlier that year. This party was the first time they were performing in front of people, and I wanted to go watch. I was curious.

A couple minutes later I finally walked into the party, looking around through the crowd of people. I said hi to a group of people I knew, when I heard him.

“Hey everyone, how are you guys feeling tonight?”

The crowd gave a response of shouts and cheers. While everyone looked towards the direction of the stage, I took the distraction as a chance to make my way towards them.

I found my way towards the front, standing behind a couple of people that were a couple of feet from the stage.

And there he was.

He was in a black shirt and black biker jacket with black jeans. His hair was tucked behind his ears, with a few strands in front of his face from slightly leaning down to the mic.

He looked good.

It wasn’t a very big or high stage, being that it’s in someone's house, but it made the view of them much easier to see.

“That’s what I’m talking about!” he laughed, “Well, my friends and I here got a song we’d like to perform for you. This one is called 12:51.”

More cheers erupted from the crowd.

I stood there, putting my hands in my jacket pockets, looking up at him. The people in front of me moved slightly to group with their friends, moving me more towards the front.

We made eye contact as I got shoved slightly towards the front. His eyes blinked a couple times, mouth slightly falling open upon seeing me for the first time. He blushed a little before the sound of the bass and drums started to play, snapping him back into reality. He looked down for a second before grabbing the mic and looking back up at me. I kept my gaze neutral, waiting for him to sing.

“Talk to me now, I’m older

Your friend told you ‘cause I told her

Friday nights have been lonely

Change your plans and then phone me”

He pulled away from the mic, clapping to the beat as he kept his gaze on me. He looked sad, not moving from my eyes as he began to sing again.

“We could go and get forties

Fuck going to that party

Oh really, your folks are away now?

Alright, let’s go, you convinced me”

My mouth slightly fell open at the first line, my eyes tearing up as he seemingly sang that line to me. My brows furrowed as I listened to the lyrics.

“12:51 is the time

My voice found the words I sought

Is it this stage I want?

The world is shutting out for us

Oh, we were tense for sure

But we was confident”

He grabbed the mic with both hands, making it obvious he was looking at me as he sang the rest of the song.

“Kiss me, now that I’m older

I won’t try to control you

Friday nights have been lonely

Take it slow but don’t warn me

We’d go out and get forties

Then we’d go to some party

Oh really, your folks are away now?

Alright I’m coming, I’ll be right there”

He stepped back from the mic, panting as the song finished. Everyone began to cheer and clap, as I stood there stunned. A tear had rolled down my cheek sometime before the song finished and I wiped it away as I stood there looking at him.

He looked around at the rest of the crowd briefly, smiling and saying thank you as he blew kisses towards the crowd.

I turned to leave as I pushed my way through the cheering group of people. A few tears begrudgingly fell as I tried to find my way out.

I didn’t know what to think.

The things he mentioned in the song were too specific to be about anyone else. What hurt the most was finding out how he felt about me like this. We hadn’t spoken in over 2 years. Now he’s in a band, writing songs about how he misses me and wants me to kiss him?

Fuck, I need a drink.

I made a detour to the kitchen before leaving to look for some alcohol. The kitchen island had many choices to choose from, all of the bottles sprawled across the table. I grabbed the first one I saw and drank from the bottle.

The burn of the drink going down my throat was exactly what I needed.

I wiped at my mouth with my sleeve as I put the bottle down and took a second to let the liquor go down.

I went back to my original route to the front door, when the group of friends I talked to earlier stopped me.

“Hey where ya going? We’re all thinking of doing s'more shots, wanna join?”

“I think I’m gonna head home, not really in the party mood anymore.”

“D’ya need someone to bring you home?”

I looked around the group, all of them struggling to stand up straight or laughing at nothing.

“No I’ll be fine. Thanks though, have a nice night.”

“Okay byeeeeeeee!!!”

I laughed and shook my head, turning to finish my walk out the door when someone called my name. I knew that voice. It was a voice I could recognize anywhere, no matter the amount of alcohol in my body or the blaring music that resumed over the speakers. I rushed out the door, turning left and speed-walking the way I came.

“Hey! Wait!” I heard the sound of someone running behind me.

Well, shit, I’m not gonna break into a sprint to get away from him.

I stopped walking on the sidewalk, turning around to face him.

He finished jogging up to me, out of breath. He stood there for a second staring at me and panting.

"Did you run over to me just to stare or do you have something you'd like to talk about?"

He laughed faintly, shaking his head at the ground and using his hand to push the side of his hair back.

"Sorry, I- uh, yeah I wanted to talk to you. It's been a while."

"Yup" I said, popping the "p". I lightly rocked back and forth on the heels of my feet as we looked at each other. I was getting impatient with standing here trying to decipher whatever code he was speaking in. Whatever he was trying to say needed to find its way out.

"So, what'd you think of the song?"

"Bucky" I sighed, "I think I should-"

"Y'know you're the only one who ever calls me Bucky"

I stopped mid-sentence, taking a second to process what he said.

"Until you told me to stop. Guess it's a still a habit"

He sighed and looked down, rubbing the back of his neck with his hand.

"Listen. Please. I'm sorry. I'm sorry for treating you so badly, and I'm sorry for ditching you like that, and I'm sorry for- well just being an asshole in general, and I-"

"Bucky."

"-know you probably don't want to hear this, because I'm about 3 years late, but I want you to know that I-"

"Bucky."

"miss you. So much. I have ever since I did that to you, and I don't know why I did it, but it took me this long to figure out that-"

"Bucky!"

"I'm in love with you."

He finally looked up at me, finishing his rant and even more out of breath than he was before. I froze, looking at him shocked.

"What?"

"I've loved you since elementary."

I couldn't believe what I was hearing. My lifelong best friend, who I've been in love with since middle school, who abandoned me freshman year, has been in love with me too. For even longer. My mind was racing with questions.

"Wait- since elementary?"

"Yes."

"And you still are?"

"Yes."

"Even after not talking to me for over 2 years?"

He winced before answering. "Yes."

"Why did you end our friendship like that? How could you do that to me?"

He shook his head, averting his eyes back to the ground as he winced again.

"I'm so sorry, I- I just couldn't- I-I thought that coming into high school you would start making all these friends, and I guess freshman me thought it would be best if I just found some friends first. You know, to soften the blow I guess."

I furrowed my brows, looking at him incredulously.

"So you ended our lifelong friendship because you were scared I'd make friends?"

"Well fuck, when you put it like that-"

"How the fuck am I supposed to put it, Bucky? That's what happened, right?

"Yeah. That's what happened."

We met each other's eyes again. He looked defeated as he put his hands in the pockets of his jacket.

"Can you please tell me what you thought of the song" he whispered, blinking slowly at me.

I sighed sharply as my tongue pressed against the side of my mouth.

"Did you mean it? What you said?"

"Every word."

I shivered and shrugged, shaking my head.

"What do you want me to say, James?"

He winced for the third time at the sound of me using his name.

"I want you to say you'll think about forgiving me, I want you to say you feel the same, I want you to be in my life again. I want you."

I shut my eyes for a second and sighed. He's in love with me, and he wants me. He's in love with me. He has been since elementary. He wants me in his life. He loves me. A couple seconds passed before I responded.

"Of course I feel the same way, I have for, like, 5 years. And I'll think about forgiving you. Only because the song was sorta good-"

"Can I kiss you?"

The rest of my sentence died as I looked up at him confused. Did I hear him right?

"What did you say?"

"Can I kiss you?" he repeated, licking his lips as his gaze darted from my eyes to my lips.

"Yes."

He was closing the space between us as soon as the word left my lips. He pulled his hands from his jacket, using them to hold my face as he kissed me.

I leaned into the kiss, trying to ignore the fireworks going off in my stomach.

He moved his hands to go around my waist, wrapping his arms around me to hold me against him. I brought my arms up to wrap around the back of his head as the kiss deepened.

I pulled away and looked at him, running my fingers through his hair as his arms stayed locked around my waist. We smiled at each other as he darted between looking at my eyes and lips. I brushed his hair behind his ears before he spoke.

"What d'ya say we go to your house and sit on the roof, like we used to?"

"What about the drinks?"

"I think the amount of alcohol you chugged in the kitchen should be enough for tonight"

I laughed and kissed him again. With or without the alcohol, I was drunk on Bucky and the happiness in this moment we shared. It felt as if the years without him had turned me into a zombie, and this kiss brought me back to life. An antidote that I didn't know I needed.He eventually put me down as we began to walk back to our street, hand in hand.

I had gotten my best friend back.

#bucky barnes #bucky x reader #bucky barnes x reader #bucky barnes fluff #bucky barnes modern au #james bucky barnes #james buchanan barnes #bucky imagine

[ravenwolf1132]

S'more Doodles!!

I personally headcanon that Steven behaves like an overgrown cat so he would definitely play with yarn, be startled by cucumbers, get all up in your business and prevent you from leaving, and is totally Lion's cub.

As for the second set, Steven is definitely a great cook. Not quite a baker like Lars, but a chef, and the Pines love him for it. We also have some Dipper pining after Steven, the bois just hangin', and a semi transformed Steven protecting the Twins.

The last one is fun. Ater the whole thing with Dipper and Gideon fighting in "The Hand That Rocks The Mabel", Steven shows up at the very end right before Mabel smashes the amulet, which is actually and imprisoned gem, and once he finds out what Gideon was planning, he's furious. So much so that he channels White Diamond and scares the living shit out of him.

I did have a scenario where the ending for Dreamscapers was that Gideon never managed to get the Deed to the Mystery Shack because Steven stole it and stored it in his gem. Steven found out, somehow, still working on it, that Gideon was using a dream hopping entity to try and steal the code to the safe in the Mystery Shack. So he took it upon himself to get to the Deed first and move it to a safer place, his gem. Of course, in the actual episode I don't remember how Bill got his hands on the code other than he disguised himself as Soos for some reason. So for my purposes, Steven would have found the code first and, due to being a gem, memorized it very easily and passed it on to the disguised Bill accidentally. From there everything happens in the episode as normal. Not sure if I'm going to have Steven fight with the others in Stan's mind or have a private confrontation between him and Bill later on, I'm leaning towards the latter.

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[mishhasgrace]

so about ur ____‐coded ______-quiz.... was the girl scout s'mores cookie on purpose? if so... why?

I’m going to be completely honest here and say I have absolutely no idea what any of that means.... please elaborate this is the second time someone has brought up Girl Scout cookies to me and I’m so confused

[wizard--without--a--hat]

the avengers take on camping

Tony: bought the most lavish tent with its own power supply, cable, good wifi, and a waffle maker. it's so large that it has 4 rooms, and he lets Peter stay in one. he makes everyone a huge breakfast spread

Nat: sets her tent up in 30 seconds flat. doesn't mind sleeping on the ground because "even this is more comfortable than the academy." Peter asks her to tell scary stories at the fire, and he's terrified because all of her stories are true

Thor: does not understand camping. does not want to sleep on the ground. didn't even bring a tent. ends up sneaking into Tony's massive tent and sleeping on the couch (yes Tony set up a full living room in his tent)

Peter: brings 9 bags of marshmallows for s'mores. takes 100 pictures of everyone and has the time of his life. gets Thor and Cap to have a competition for who can throw him the farthest in the lake. makes everyone color-coded friendship bracelets the first night

Steve: like Nat, doesn't mind sleeping on the ground because he was used to it during his training. wears Peter's bracelet until it falls off because it got too worn. catches fish in the lake and makes dinner

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