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alumort · 6 months
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@rock--lee-week day 7: free day
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rock--lee-week · 10 months
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Welcome everyone to Lee week prompts for 2023!!
Prompts: 
Nov 21: role swap / modern 
Nov 22: travel / missions 
Nov 23: conflicts / peace 
Nov 24: past / future 
Nov 25: any au / music 
Nov 26: eight gates / rest 
Nov 27: celebration / free day
As you know, only things not allowed are NSFW, minor x adult/incest pairings. Remember to use the hashtag #RockLeeWeek2023 and tag the blog. 
New rule: ships are banned to make it a ship free event, platonic/friendships are ok
You can find this year’s ao3 collection here <3
Have fun!
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yowyowyaoi · 8 months
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*Kakashi trying to sleep in bed*
Gai, “whispering” in the kitchen: Good job, Lee! You can never add too much pepper to eggs!
Sakura: Yes you can! That’s way too much; Kakashi-Sensei doesn’t even like spicy food!
Naruto: Oi; is there supposed to be so much smoke coming from the oven —?
Gai: Ah! My blueberry muffins! *pulls them out to a billowing cloud of smoke* Damn … where did I go wrong?
Neji: For starters you had the oven up to 500 degrees, when it was only supposed to be 350.
Ten-Ten: No; he went wrong when he decided to make Kakashi-Sensei breakfast in bed for his birthday instead of just taking him to a nice restaurant!
Gai: Kids, come on. I know you’re young but when you’re older you’ll appreciate the thoughtfulness of romantic gestures such as these!
Lee: I’m sure Kakashi-Sensei will appreciate the youthfulness of your actions, Gai-Sensei! And everything isn’t a loss; the bacon looks delicious! Great job, Sasuke!
Sakura: Sasuke-kun … are your eyes bleeding?
Sasuke, sharingan activated, super focused: You want this bacon to be perfect or not?!
Sai: Shouldn’t they be doing something else? My book says romantic couples engage in all kinds of things on one person’s birthday, like hugging and kissing, and se —
Naruto: Are you kidding, Sai?! Kakashi-Sensei is an old man, he doesn’t have the energy for all that, dattebayo!
Sakura: Right; he exhausts his chakra just standing up in the morning! There’s no way he can handle … that.
Kakashi, trying to decide whether he should “wake up” or sneak out the window:
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kalira · 5 months
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Celebratory Surprise
Written for @nejihinata's NejiHina Week! Day 5: Accidentally
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T; 1.2k Neji/Hinata Tenten, Rock Lee, Sakura, Ino, (Kiba and Shino present but not enough to tag >.>)
Neji's teammates and friends want to celebrate his survival - which was so very near a thing - and- Well, that's not exactly the surprise they intended, but hey! Good for you!
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artistaduchess · 1 year
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⭐天天生日福利活动⭐
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Tenten Official Event China March 9 to 16
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our lively, lovely, understanding Pisces little angel—
—Happy Birthday, Tiantian! Be sure to keep having fun~
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It is an official event, that a Tenten raffle will be held on her birthday! There is little time left if you are interested in participating!
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nightingaleflow · 1 year
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Vows from the Heart
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Fandom: Naruto Pairing: Rock Lee/Sakura Haruno Rating: T Summary: Lee has trouble writing his wedding vows.
Written for @leesakuweek (Day 1: Promise)
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Lee sat on his sofa, pen tapping against his inky black hair. He gritted his teeth, then picked up the paper in front of him.
"I have been in love with you since before we officially met. I still remember the day we first met, all the way back in the Chunin Exams. You didn’t like me at the time, but that is ok! I was not likable and I bothered you without even considering…”
Lee immediately crumpled it into a ball, then threw it on the floor where it joined a growing mountain of paper.
It was supposed to be one of the happiest times of Lee’s life. After he and Sakura had dated for two years, he’d finally mustered the courage to ask her to marry him. They’d started planning right away, picking out everything from the date to the catering within two weeks. Now, with the wedding only two days away, there was just one major step left: Writing his wedding vows.
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Read the rest on AO3
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oneatlatime · 4 months
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The Guru
Happy 2024 everyone and welcome to the first time I managed to type 2024 without first typing 2023! Oh and also a write up of The Guru. That too.
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Me too Iroh. Me too.
So Zuko is riding high on that post-crisis 'time to get my life together' buzz that, similar to 3 am life plans, should absolutely not be listened to. Wonder how long before he crashes and burns? There's literally 2 episodes left, so I'm guessing one and a half?
Poor Sokka. My boy's got anxiety.
I don't know if it's a monk thing, an airbender thing, an Avatar thing, or an Aang thing, but I envy his complete lack of nerves.
How is Appa ok with them splitting up for a week after JUST getting them back?
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I paused in a funny place. Have bonk-eyed Appa.
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I love them comparing heights. What do you want to bet that that guy on the right was one of the youngest allowed to go fight, and Sokka made a big deal about how they're almost the same age and surely that means he can go too, right?
A lot of these Southern Water Tribe people have dreads or braids. That's neat.
Bato's arm is still messed up. That's some good continuity.
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I've found the source of Katara's cheek bones. I guess Sokka takes after his mum.
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Ok I know this is a really emotional moment (and it is! Sokka's spent two seasons earning this!) but my brain fixated on the furs and briefly thought they were sky bison pelts.
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"It's been a difficult week for me." This guy thinks the Kyoshi Warriors are there to provide him therapy. Someone please just crown the bear instead.
He just gave away literally every relevant plot point AND outlined how to make sure all these plot points don't succeed. Crown. The. Bear.
Maybe if these generals spent less time playing with their giant model Earth Kingdom and more time general-ing, the war wouldn't suck so much?
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Pretty.
I LOVE LOVE LOVE the designs, the colour palette, the music, the sound design of this air temple. I love everything about it. If I had the chance to live anywhere in the Avatar universe, it would be here. Even in its ruined state it's such a refreshing contrast to the claustrophobia of Ba Sing Se. I can feel the freshness of the breeze through the screen.
"A spiritual brother of your people" an adult perspective on a near extinct culture! What a resource!
"and a personal friend of Monk Gyatso" an old as balls perspective. He's got to be at least 130.
Anthropology cul de sac time: this guy is so valuable as a resource on the Air Nomads. There's probably parts of Air Nomad culture that Aang can't ever accurately talk about, because he was a kid when he left, and there was almost certainly stuff that the adults kept to themselves, or only shared with the older Air Nomads. This Guru doesn't seem to be an Air Nomad himself, but there's a good chance that there is knowledge that he has, that Aang doesn't. Aang should be nerding out more about this. I'll do the nerding out for him.
Aang just breezes right by that Gyatso name drop like it's nothing. Huh.
Oh hey Toph. I'd forgotten she was in a box. Tweedle dum and Tweedle dumber really are quite the pair. What's their plan for keeping her fed and watered? Actually, these guys apparently don't know that maps exist, so it's probably never occurred to them that humans need sustenance. They'll rock up to the Bei Fong estate with corpse Toph and wonder why they aren't getting the reward money.
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Mai gets called out in-universe for shopping at Hot Topic.
Ty Lee's buttering up of Azula is getting less and less subtle as the season progresses. It's a testament to Azula's lack of awareness that she's hasn't noticed that, and that Ty Lee can get away with it.
Azula's right that it's an extraordinary opportunity. The King gave them quite literally every piece of info required to overthrow his kingdom in a 25 second conversation. I can't blame her for taking advantage of such an easy win.
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That's a very effective unimpressed face. And a very impressive beard.
It's funny to see a spiritual concept from the real world pop up in a show that includes things like bending and giant fish possession. The mention of Chakras kind of sticks out. They couldn't invent a Avatar universe version?
"Once you begin this process, you cannot stop until all seven are open." Well that doesn't feel like foreshadowing at all.
This episode should be called "Aang's self-care Journey." It's about time the kid had a me day that wasn't avoidance-based.
Fear: Losing Katara - makes sense. Losing control of his powers via fish possession - makes sense. The Fire Lord - makes sense. But the Blue Spirit? He helped. Doesn't make sense.
Guilt: Running away - makes sense, although I thought he'd worked through that with Katara in the storm. Nuking that idiot General's base - makes sense, but boy did he quite literally ask for it.
This guru is saying some wonderfully accurate, and realistic, things. I love that he's not taking the Katara route of denying anything is wrong. He's going for the acknowledge, then heal route. And yes, it's unfair of me to compare the emotional maturity of Katara to a century+ old spiritual expert.
I'm going to ruin the immersion here and point out that Sokka's dad's voice actor voiced a bunch of characters in season 1. He's doing an excellent job, but couldn't they get a unique voice for a character that's so important (albeit offscreen) to Sokka?
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That's an incredibly roundabout way of avoiding pointing out that the Southern Water Tribe are active participants in a bloody war. Sure, we can show multiple characters with visible scarring from horrific burns, but heaven forbid we imply that the Southern Water Tribe sinks ships. The parameters for what is and isn't appropriate on this show sometimes make no sense.
"Aren't you listening? I said the rest of you men get ready for battle." He hasn't seen his boy in two years, but fifteen minutes in his company and he knows exactly what needs to be said and how. That's some top tier parenting. Dad of the year. Dad of the century. Only decent Dad in this show that isn't technically an uncle.
"Follow your passion Zuko, and life will reward you." Great advice for your eight year old audience. Also a great way to end up unemployed.
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Positive Sokka creeped me out a few episodes ago. Now positive Zuko is freaking me out too.
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Pretty.
Back to Chakras! Shame: Burning Katara - makes sense. But that's it? To have the inner peace of mind of a twelve year old who's somehow only ever done one thing that he's ashamed of.
Is there anyone in the earth kingdom who isn't stupid? Once again wondering at the network's standards. Visible burn injuries are fine, but Mai can't say 'Shut up." It's got to be Shush up. Although I do seem to recall of brief time in the early 2000s when Shut Up was treated as a curse on par with Shit or Fuck. Maybe that was just at my school.
Chakras again! Even for a show that often has an A, B, and C plot, this narrative is ping ponging around a bit much.
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Grief: nothing major, just a whole nation. Makes a horrific amount of sense. but I don't buy that he can get over grieving the whole world as he knew it by thinking about his crush. That's way too high a pedestal for Katara to be placed on.
Lies: Not accepting he's the Avatar. Interesting that not accepting that he's the Avatar and not accepting that he's a firebender are two different problems.
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I see you reusing the opening credits footage. Your blue filters can't fool me.
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PRETTY
Illusion: So we're relearning what we learned in The Swamp. Aang's probably the person currently alive least likely to believe in the rigid separation of the nations anyway. This doesn't feel like an illusion he's subject to?
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The way this episode dances between its narrative threads is so great. It's all woven in so beautifully. And this makes perfect sense! Toph's spent her life secretly doing things excellently that everyone says are completely beyond her capabilities. Life has taught her that the statement "you are not able to" doesn't apply. Of course immutable laws of bending physics are treated with the same respect as an adult telling the champion of the Earth Rumble that she's can't earthbend beyond breathing exercises. If you told her that humans can't fly, she'd figure out how within the week.
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Plot collision incoming.
Interesting that Katara initially recognises Zuko by his voice rather than his scar.
I'm pretty sure that Zuko and Iroh don't know about the whole brainwashing thing, but wouldn't it be hilarious if Zuko introduced himself to Katara as Joo Dee, and his uncle Joo Dee, welcome to the Jasmine Dragon, can I take your order? That would throw Katara into one hell of a moral quandary.
Katara being framed as the solution for Chakra number four comes back to bite Aang, as she's the problem in Chakra number seven. I knew that pedestal was too high.
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I've changed my mind. This episode should actually be called "Half a dozen reasons why everyone should just learn to keep their goddamn mouths shut already."
So is anyone going to let Zuko and Iroh know that they're now in immediate danger and need to leave, like, yesterday?
I think the Guru is going for the whole 'if you love them, let them go, and they'll come back to you' thing. Don't cling, in other words. But for the sake of the plot he's suddenly lost his ability to explain Chakras in a way that makes them seem like the logical thing to do. The only clunky bit of this episode so far.
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May I introduce you to our Lord and Saviour Toph?
"I am the greatest earthbender in the world." Yes. Yep. Yeah. That's now a quantifiable fact, and it's correct. Look on ye mighty and despair. She's even got Bumi beat.
Earth Tongue Running is a bit wonky looking but it covers a crazy amount of distance.
What's the range on Toph's earth sense? Can she sense what direction Ba Sing Se is?
I hope those two idiots' horse bird is ok.
"You don't know how much this means to me dad." He does. Very much so.
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Every word out of this guy's mouth is precision engineered to make Sokka feel like a million bucks and I for one think it's about time someone built him up. Also, seeing this makes me realise how few good parents there are in this show. It's a trope of kids' adventure shows that the parents fundamentally can't be there, but I also think it's a commentary on yet another thing that this war has messed up.
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Hey look! Being a man is knowing where you're needed the most, and right now that's in Ba Sing Se, protecting your sister! I love narratives that tie their themes up with a pretty bow on top.
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This is Azula laying a trap, right? Which means that Katara squealed to someone about the exact location of Iroh and Zuko's tea shop. Don't like the implications of that.
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Photos taken seconds before disaster.
Final Thoughts
This episode was a lot! I mean that in a good way! But I felt a bit like the Maxell Blown Away Guy, the way I kept getting assaulted by yet another plot thread. Don't get me wrong, this isn't a criticism. I think the switching between plot threads and the amount of info in this episode worked 99% of the time. But I'm kind of in awe at the balancing act the writers pulled off and I'm sort of sitting here blinking a bit trying to fit all this stuff in my head. I'm probably going to forget half the stuff I wanted to talk about in this write up, so here goes nothing.
Given the Azula reveal in at the end of last episode, I thought that this would be the episode where the shit hits the fan. I was wrong. I'm glad I was wrong. An episode of set up is required and is nice breathing room, even an episode as busy as this. And I got to leave Ba Sing Se! But this does mean that next episode is going to be calamity after calamity.
Aang and his Chakras: I'm fascinated by this guru. I hope he comes back. That brings the total number of people who were alive before the war started up to three: Aang, Bumi, Guru Patik.
I'm impressed that the run through of the Chakras rarely felt like an info dump. The onion and banana juice thing didn't work for me, but I'm sure it worked for people in the target age bracket. Kids love burp jokes.
So many shows sprinkle in tragic backstories for flavour and then never have them influence the character in the present. It was a nice contrast to see a show take a whole episode to tell Aang "yeah all that sucked. It's ok to feel down about it. Here's how you move forward."
Sokka and his dad: Love it. Love it so much. I love seeing Sokka built up, and he definitely deserves it, but I wonder if this is the reward for a character arc well done, or the set up for a character arc that's about to start? Is his dad's praise his prize for crossing the finish line, or is it so he's built up with farther to fall?
I loved seeing more of the Southern Water Tribe. I loved the fashion. There's a lot of variety in accessories and variations on a few basic elements like those knee guard things. I loved their hairstyles. I loved how cozy and communal that command tent felt. I loved their ships. I wonder how often these guys work out, that they can make loading ramps that are presumably deployed and stashed out of the way frequently, out of whole logs rather than planks. I have a bone to pick with the child-friendly sea mine. But it provides a good set up for a dad joke, so I'll let it slide.
Zuko and Iroh: Of course the one time Zuko is allowed to be in a good place, it's so that he and Iroh both have farther to fall when the inevitable happens. Poor guy just can't catch a break. I'd be mad at Azula for the party crashing that I'm assuming she'll do next episode, but it's been established that Zuko has all nice things taken away from him as soon as he gets them, and I can't blame Azula for being a tool of the universe.
Azula & Long Feng: Azula's acting in Long Feng's prison cell was miles ahead of what Long Feng was doing in front of the Earth King, so I'm wondering if Long Feng has bitten off more than he can chew. Also: conspiring with the enemy to bring down your own city just so you can reinstall yourself as the power behind the throne that will presumably cease to exist as soon as the Fire Nation takes control? That is both treasonous beyond description and an incredible case of shooting yourself in the foot. What's Long Feng's plan here?
Toph and the Dunderheads: it says something about the consistency of Toph's characterisation from her introduction onwards that she breaks the universe this episode and my reaction was "that's neat." It's obviously a huge moment, but of course Toph can do that. Toph can do anything. More importantly, Toph knows that Toph can do anything, so Toph routinely does do anything, especially things she shouldn't be able to do. If you had asked me a few episodes back which character would be most likely to fundamentally redefine bending, I would have said Toph, since she's already fundamentally redefined bending with her earth sense sonar vision.
Also Toph just breaks stuff. Things that come into contact with her cease to function as intended and instead function as Toph requires. Look at the two idiots: both successful business owners, one also a successful hoodwinker of the richest family around. But they come into contact with Toph and their brains take an extended vacation.
Katara & the Generals: this plot was more like an extension of Azula's plot than its own standalone thing. You can't blame her for spilling the news about Zuko and Iroh to someone she honestly thought was Suki. Not much else to say about it, although it's cute that she asks for a table for two at the tea shop. Momo gets a chair!
I like that there's a theme this episode of things going wrong despite the best intentions. No one's acting maliciously here apart from the Antagonists. The Earth King is having an honest chat with people he thought were friends. Sokka vouched for people he honestly thought were the Kyoshi Warriors. Katara shares information about a presumed threat with people she honestly thought were her allies. You can quibble with the wisdom of some of these decisions, but there were all done with good intentions. The best laid plans of mice and men oft go awry and all that. It brings to mind that Star Trek quote about how you can do everything right and still lose. And this set up is going to hit harder when whatever goes wrong next episode happens. And something will go wrong. A few months ago I figured that the Season 2 finale would be a triumph, but all signs are pointing towards a tragedy instead.
This episode was visually stunning, the soundtrack in the Air Temple sections especially was very evocative, and I applaud the minds that could juggle that many plot threads at once without dropping any. This one is definitely going on my rewatch list.
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feelbokkie · 1 year
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🧜‍♀️How he would react to you being a mermaid/siren🧜‍♀️
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☀️Feelbokkie M.list☀️
**Requested**
Can I please request a fluff of when skz find out their s/o is a siren or mermaid? I love your writing style and I really think you could make something cute with the idea. Thanks for all that you do!
genre: fluff, crack, mermaid/siren au
pov: 2nd person
description: You're either a siren (non-traditional) OR a mermaid and this is how your boyfriend reacts.
pairing: bf!skz x mermaid!reader (Mermaid line: Hyunjin, Jisung, Felix, and Jeongin) & bf!skz x siren!reader (Siren line: Chan, Minho, Changbin, and Seungmin)
warnings: swearing
word count: 1,035
©feelbokkie (2023) — all rights reserved. reposting/modification of any kind is not tolerated.
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방 찬 (Bang Chan)
Siren
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Fell for your siren song
Will also get you to sing and sample it for a song
"Isn't this cheating?" "But you sound so good when you sing, how can I not want to use it in a song?" "Pretty sure that's just the magic of the siren song, babe."
He loves when you get mad (sirens are more aggressive in nature)
You have a lot of self doubt about your relationship
You doubt that he actually loves you and is only in a relationship with you because of the effects of the siren song
You learn later in your relationship that your siren song has no effect on him, he's just naturally drawn to you
You tested it by letting the spell wear off and he didn't treat you any differently
"Why are you attracted to me?" "You're really beautiful and you have an amazing personality." "Hmm..." "Did you want me to be more specific? I can go into detail." "No, no, I believe you."
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이 민 호 (Lee Min-Ho)
Siren
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Didn't care
"Min, I have to tell you something." "What's wrong?" "I'm... I'm a siren." "That's all?" "What do you mean 'that's all?'" "Do you want me to faint from shock or something?"
Loves your more aggressive side
Will purposely tease you often so he can see it
Is literally playing with fire
"Minho, I swear to God if you don't stop!" "Bet you regret singing for me now" "Come here,"
Will sing karaoke with you for fun
Your song no longer works on him so you can have fun going all out
It's a full production with dancing and lights
Laughs at the people who walk by and get sucked in by your song
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서 창 빈 (Seo Chang-Bin)
Siren
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Is excited for some reason
I think watching horror films have finally got to him
Watches you in awe
But also tries to help you out
"I got you soap for your baths." "Bin?" "Yes my love?" "This is Dawn dish soap." "It works on ducks covered in oil." "Number one, I'm not a duck."
Will take you with him to the gym, even though you're freakishly strong
You use your powers for evil
He's not yet immune to your spell so you have fun picking songs you know he doesn't like when you have to redo the spell (which he consents to bc he's a freak)
"I'm going to sing Who's Your Mama." "Please don't, Y/N." "You can't resist my singing, Bin." "Can you sing literally anything else?" "Fine, Groove Back it is." "Anything but one of JYP PD-nim's songs." "Not fun."
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황 현 진 (Hwang Hyun-Jin)
Mermaid
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He's drawn to beautiful things, and the beauty of a mermaid is mesmerizing
Like, he is so obsessed, it's slightly concerning
But you're concern is gone when you realize how much he messes with you
Will throw water at you when you annoy him so you can transform and not be able to follow him
"Are you going to lead me to my death eventually?" "Keep throwing water at me and we'll see." "That's a threat or a bet?" "Hyun, I am begging you to stop." "Ah, a threat."
Paints you a lot
One time he made you pose on a rock like Ariel and painted it
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한 지 성 (Han Ji-Sung)
Mermaid
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Had no problem with it
Honestly, it caused him a bit of anxiety at first
"I drew a bath for you, but I wasn't sure if I should add salt in it or not. The giant fish tank will be here next week so I hope the tub is fine for now." "I don't even know where to start..."
"Would you be offended if I ordered us sushi?" "Why would I be offended?" "Because fish are like your friends or pets or something." "Jisung, is your only frame of reference for mermaids The Little Mermaid?" "...Maybe."
Made the mistake of letting him watch mermaid related movies
Is convinced that you two can never tell anyone that you're a mermaid
"Ji, nobody cares. They're not going to mount my body like a bear or put me in a tube to perform experiments." "Can never be too careful."
Makes you wear a tracker whenever you go to the ocean
You only wear it to ease his anxiety
You use it to draw little doodles or write messages on the map
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이 용 복 (Lee Felix Yong-Bok)
Mermaid
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Is in love with it
Asks: "Do you want to play mermaids?" ironically
"So do I have to lock you in a room with no water during a full moon?" "H2O is not real, Lix."
Tries to race you in the water
Loses, obviously
Bought one of those rubber mermaid suits so the race would be fair
Still loses
"I wish I could see what you see underwater." "You do realize that scuba diving exists, right?" "Holy shit, you're a genius!"
Goes through scuba school so he can go on cute underwater dates with you
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김 승 민 (Kim Seung-Min)
Siren
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Didn't mind, surprisingly
You weren't sure if that was because he fell for your song or because he genuinely didn't care
Loves singing with you, like it's his favorite thing in the whole world
Will try to sit and watch you sing
He does it in secret, you were worried that the didn't love you for you, but because of your song
You realized that he was listening to you when he absentmindedly starts humming the song you were singing a few hours before
"What did I tell you about listening to me sing?" "But you sound amazing!" "That's not the point, Min." "What is love if not the feeling of being under a spell." "What?"
He isn't under your spell, he's just a simp
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양 정 인 (Yang Jeong-In)
Mermaid
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Thought you were joking at first when you told him
It never came up when you first started dating
You didn't tell him until you two went on a date to the aquarium
He decided to surprise you
Did not understand you were so... sad
The boys told him that girls love aquariums
You came clean then and there
"Mermaids aren't real." "Guess I have to show you." "What"
Dragged him so some restricted section where you could enter the tanks and jumped in
Resurfaced, tail and all
"That shouldn't be possible." "The world is mysterious."
Makes a lot of jokes about dating a fish
Buy me a coffee?
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narutoevents · 11 months
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Blue Eye Samurai - Season 1 (2023) Review
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Don't think I've ever seen so much human genitalia in animated form all in one go. Makes me wonder if the production team had a designated animator of genitals who literally just spent his time drawing penises for the show. If so, I hope it was Jonah Hill as he already proved in Superbad that he is the perfect artist for this subject.
Plot: Driven by a dream of revenge against those who made her an outcast in Edo-period Japan, a young warrior cuts a bloody path toward her destiny.
Netflix consistently hashes out so much content every week, that it is hard to keep up with any of it, as such many great projects get missed and are forever lost in the streamer's endless library void. Luckily Blue Eye Samurai didn't pass my scrolling and evidently has its fan base, as this is one of the quickest examples of the streaming giant announcing a season renewal after release. Yep, Blue Eye Samurai will be getting a second season which is amazing as this is a superb new series that if you haven't yet discovered then you are doing yourself a disservice and should amend that behaviour immediately and go watch it! Still need persuading? Alright, sit yourself down and allow me to gush about Blue Eye Samurai!...
It’s hard to overstate just how stunning Blue Eye Samurai is to look at. The series uses a mix of 2D and 3D animation styles to create landscapes and characters who seem only a few degrees removed from live-action, even as the form allows for combat on a scale that would cost several large fortunes to craft with flesh-and-blood actors. In fact, looking at the behind-the-scenes the team hired an actual martial arts choreographer to support in creating the combat sequences in real life with real people, and then the movements of those fights were transferred to animation and used in the final product. In one episode (seemingly inspired by the 1978 martial arts film Enter the Game of Death where Bruce Lee had to fight his way up to the tower to get to the last floor) the main samurai Mizu must defeat multiple bosses on each level of the season's big bad Fowler’s impregnable fortress home, and each separate battle is a work of art in itself. Honestly, the show just looks like a moving painting, with every frame absolutely jaw-dropping gorgeous. Even without dialogue or characterization, it would be completely engrossing.
Luckily, writers Michael Green and Amber Noizumi are as interested in the people at the center of these crazy fights as they are in the many improbable techniques Mizu uses against her opponents. Mizu is presented throughout as both supernatural and deeply human. She can handle any odds, and come back from every injury that would cripple or kill a normal person. But the series never loses sight of what a life wholly devoted to revenge has cost her, and the ways in which she has turned herself into every bit the monster that her countrymen believe her to be.
It is then also the exploration of how Mizu interacts with the other characters in this world. There's the disabled would-be apprentice Ringo (played warmly by Masi Oka), who has learned to navigate life despite his lumbering size and lack of hands. Mizu has no interest in a sidekick, but Ringo gradually wears her down, as if he’s a peaceful stream flowing against a rock over hundreds of years. There's also Taigen (Darren Barnett), a warrior chasing after Mizu to collect a debt of honour, yet due to this honour he ends up helping her as in his eyes only he has the right to kill her, no one else, so ends up attacking those that attempt to harm her. Brenda Song voices the princess Akemi, who is just as eager to escape the bonds of Edo society as Mizu is, but who uses very different methods to achieve that. We follow her journey through an intimate tour of the area brothels, which is where the aforementioned heaviness of nudity comes in. There is, in fact, a lot of naked flesh on display throughout the season. The series can be just as graphic in depicting sex as it is in violence, yet both avoid feeling gratuitous. And finally, there's Kenneth Branagh as this season's big bad Fowler, a despicable arms dealer who has no sense of morality or empathy and is willing to destroy anything standing in his path. He's a massive presence and seemingly the only one able to hold himself in a fight against Mizu, hence why Branagh's British snark yet heavy tone fits perfectly here.
The whole thing is an incredible, utterly badass example of how animation can be used to create worlds, characters, and adventure every bit as vivid as live-action if not more at times. Even though I would say there are a few areas of pacing issues, which withheld me from binging this season all in one go and instead had me taking regular break intervals throughout, this is still a stellar show and one that you can tell was created by a team of passionate filmmakers and artists. Blue Eye Samurai would never have had the impact it did had it been live-action - using animation as its storytelling medium elevated it to a masterpiece in my opinion. Kudos to everyone involved in such an amazing project and I can’t WAIT to see more!
Overall score: 8/10
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alumort · 6 months
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@rock--lee-week day 1: modern
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kirfuffel · 6 months
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Rock Lee Week 2023 Day 2: Travel for @rock--lee-week
Getting in some mountain cardio!
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yowyowyaoi · 8 months
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Kakashi: So, Gai … we’ve been fostering these little pups for a while now, haven’t we?
Gai: We have. I think we’ve done a good job at providing a nice, stable home for them, haven’t we?
Kakashi: Mm, we have. But what if … what if we gave them a home, permanently?
Gai: Y-you mean, adopt them?
Kakashi: Yeah. I mean, think about it, we’re the best dads out there. They won’t find more love anywhere else. I know this is a big thing, but I think we’re more than ready to —
Gai: *grabs up Kakashi and spins him around* Yes! Family for life challenge accepted, rival! *kisses him* These pups are ours now!
Naruto: Oi; stop calling us “pups”, old guys!
Lee: Does this mean we can finally build bunk beds?? C’mon, Naruto; we need to go find some wood and tools!
*they both run off excitedly*
Sasuke: Please, please let me have my own room.
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₊˚ 🌙 ♡𓂋 ☄️ 。゚✷   THE TROUBLED PAST OF JUNG YOONAH.
Published by ANONYMOUS | August 26, 2023
TW // DRUG ABUSE MENTION, OVERDOSE MENTION, SEX MENTION, VERBAL ABUSE, TOXIC RELATIONSHIPS, MENTAL ILLNESS MENTION, CURSING.
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Since her debut in 2018, Jung Yoonah has been entangled in drugs, sex, and a debilitating mental illness. Through screenshots, personal recounts, and never-before-seen photos a turbulent timeline is revealed to the public.
Jung Yoonah has the most dating scandals in VENUS, having accumulated ten dating rumors over the years. Throughout the years, Dispatch has had a collection of photos of her with a total of 15 different men through leaked photos and photos taken by the site ourselves.
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The photos mainly consist of men under Angelico or men she's met at clubs that she used to often frequent. From 2019 to 2022 it's been a well know secret that Yoonah would frequent such clubs as The Blue Room, The Circle, and Devil's Lock and Key all three notorious for their excessive drug use and where to go to find a quick hook up. All three of these clubs have been investigated by the police, The Blue Room recently being shut down due to an underground sex ring operating inside the club. The other two while not shut down are still hot spots for drug dealers and drug users.
With proof from medical records, Jung Yoonah once suffered an apparent overdose due to a high dose of Xanex in 2019. She was held in hospital for one week before being released. Upon further review of her medical records, in 2022 when she was on hiatus for "personal reason" she was spending time in a mental health facility where she was treated for "Depression, Anxiety, PTSD, and Dependency to Illegal Substances" for the entirety of 2022.
According to old friends, Yoonah was never sober when they'd see her. "She'd always be zoning out or staring at you with her mouth open. It was clear she was never there," Kim Jaewoo, a former idol and producer for VENUS would go onto say, "She would do anything anyone would give her. She would get a lot of nose bleeds for a reason."
Another friend, who has chosen to stay anonymous, said this about Yoonah: "She would do several lines of coke every day. If she didn't get her fix, she was insane. She used to hit me when I'd refused to give her drugs. She was very violent when she didn't get what she wanted."
But this is not the only account of Yoonah's abusive behavior. Screenshots of her text conversations with her current partner, soloist, and actor Kang Juwon. The couple started their relationship in 2019 but were on the rocks until this year. The texts below are from Juwon's former manager taken in 2020. The manager told Dispatch he only had the screenshots due to Juwon being scared of Yoonah and what she could do in her unstable state.
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It's said that this is not the only instance of Yoonah being verbally abusive towards her partners. Many remember the video of her yelling at DeepDive member and former romantic partner Jacob Lee. The fan-taken video was posted to Twitter by an anonymous Twitter account in 2019.
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Jacob and Yoonah are seen arguing inaudibly on the street in front of the Angelico gates. The argument, though practically inaudible, is clearly intense by the hand movements of both idols. Jacob points to himself as he shouts something, giving Yoonah a wide-eyed look, while Yoonah throws her hands up, yelling something at the elder. Jacob looks bewildered by her response, leaning in to get in her face, making Yoonah shove him harshly. The video ends.
The video, though making its rounds on Twitter after its release, it was deleted and so was the account that posted the video.
The compiled evidence points to a troubling narrative surrounding Jung Yoonah's reliability and stability. Her entanglement in controversies involving drugs, multiple relationships, mental health struggles, and aggressive behavior suggests a deeply concerning pattern that warrants further attention. As her career unfolds, the unsettling aspects of her personal life continue to cast a shadow over her public image.
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       [ +1029, -384 ] her painting jinhwa as the villain when she seems to be just as bad...
      [ +863, -271 ] those text messages are vile. i hope juwon is okay and that she burns in hell.
      [ +726, -485 ] so when will the exclusive about jinhwa drop? and all the girls he's slept with while he was supposed to be their boss?
      [ +620, -139 ]  IS THAT REID?? REJECTS REID?? (stream rejects newest comeback coming out this september)
      [ +578, -387 ] she's not perfect but this is a calculated attack on her character for the upcoming trial.
      [ +502, -208 ]  wasn't jaewoo kicked from deepdive because he was a creep? why would i believe a word a man who can't date a woman his age says?
      [ +476, -339 ]  just another nasty bitch trying to ruin an innocent man's career. i hope she rots.
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Gaasaku fanfest 2023
Days 19 & 20 & 21: Forgiveness & Chunnin exams & Soulmate
[Alright guys, my schedule for the rest of the month got suddenly SO MUCH busier, that means I won't have enough free time to make the rest of the drawings on time even if we can post them until October 10
Sooo for this drawing and the next one I'll have to use 3 prompts in a single piece *sigh*]
(My Soulmate AU: Hurtless)
Accepting the fact that he was a human like all the others, after learning that Yashamaru lied and that he did have a soulmate, wasn't easy.
Admitting he couldn't keep living the way he used to wasn't easy either.
And facing Sakura, even after rescuing Rock Lee (the girl’s best male friend) from one of Orochimaru's pawns, was the hardest thing ever.
Or at least it was until some weeks after they let him live in Konoha. Sooner than later, he felt the weight of all those years he wasted bathing in blood.
"I didn't know there could be something better for me out there! I just... I thought...!"
"Yes, you couldn't have known. And that's why you must try to forgive yourself; but now, it's the time to mourn the years you lost"
"No, I have to suck it up! It's the least I can do to atone for being so stupid all this time!"
"No, Gaara. You just tried to find a purpose, and, since the only things surrounding you were death and hatred, that's what you took"
"..."
"Now that you're surrounded by better things you're trying to change in order to not destroy what you take. Someone stupid wouldn't do that"
And for the first time in over 6 years... he cried.
Sorry if my english is bad.
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iamdangerace · 8 months
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4 Albums Tag
Once upon a time, @ourladyofomega and @justmakesuresheeatsthemouse each posted 4 or 5 incredibly cool albums that they were listening to intensively during the weeks just prior to the time of their posts, which was, I am sorry to admit, quite some time ago. Then they tagged me to do the same. Thank you so much, both of you. Album tags are always fun, primarily because I got to listen to the music you selected, and you did not disappoint.
I prefer listening to LPs, Eps, singles with B Side songs over listening to song playlists. I think that in most cases albums of songs listened to as a whole best convey the artists’ expression of the complete story they want told. Listening to the individual songs is like reading a quotation from a book. It may be powerful, but it’s still being taken out of context.
At any given point in time, I listen most intensively to albums of which I recently acquired physical media. Here are 4 of the albums I acquired during the past few weeks:
Sonic Youth Live in Brooklyn, NY (2023)
This is the recording of the final live performance given by Sonic Youth in the U.S. after 30 some years of touring. It was played on an outdoor stage at the Williamsburg Waterfront in Brooklyn NY on August 12, 2011. Kim, Thurston, Lee and Steve (joined by Mark Ibold, of Pavement, on bass guitar) sound brilliant on this recording.
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Super Heroines, Cry For Help (1982/ 2014)
Super Heroines was the punkerest of the deathrock bands formed in Los Angeles during the early 1980s. Cry For Help was their debut album. On this album, Super Heroines featured Sandra Ross on bass guitar; Del Mar Richardson on drums; with vocals and guitar by Eva Ortiz. Eva O. was also briefly one of the many guitarists to come and go from Christian Death and she contributed to their album: Only Theatre of Pain (1982). She was Rozz Williams’ wife from 1987 until shortly before he hanged himself in 1998. She is alleged to have been in a relationship with The Night Prowler, Richard Ramirez, before his arrest. Eva’s 4 decades + making goth rock earned her the title of L.A.’s Queen of Darkness, and she continues to earn that title today. Cry For Help is an embodiment of her dark energy and talent. Eva’s throaty vocals and searing guitarwork gives the album a very cool goth punk sound.
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Magic Dirt, Girl (2008)
This is currently my favorite album by Australia’s seminal indie rock band from Geelong, Victoria. Magic Dirt is: Adalita (Srsen)(vocals/guitar), Dean Turner (bass guitar), Raul Sanchez i Jorge (guitar) and Adam Robertson (drums).
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Mannequin Pussy, Gypsy Pervert (2014)
Hella talented. Zero fucks to give. I think the band’s name stands for “zero fucks to give.” On Gypsy Pervert, Mannequin Pussy is: Marisa Dabeast (vocals and guitar), Thanasi Paul (guitar) and Drew Adler (drums).
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I’m going to take advantage of the precedent set by @ourladyofomega and add a bonus album: The Lion and the Cobra by Sinéad O'Connor (1987). Not something I just acquired. I acquired a number of copies decades ago. In fact, I was surprised to see that I have a cassette tape still in the factory wrap. I’ll have to give it as a gift to someone who I know will appreciate it. I also hadn’t listened to it much for a very long time until recently. Recently. I've listened to it very intensively.
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I tag: @ellingerfarmer @bonnieprincegnarly @sage9991 @maldoror-est-mort @experimentv @thedown5 @sexcaprice @cchris47 @left-handed-leftist @cavegirl66 @myfriendgoo94 @quietquietlife @xenon2022 @hannahcheeks @itsmsstone
Look, I know many of you taggees tagged me for similar things and I haven’t responded yet. I know this because I kept the email notifications. In some cases, it was a very long time ago. I didn’t ignore them. I’ve been slowly working my way through a massive backlog of follow-backs and tags. Maybe tagging you now isn’t the appropriate thing to do, but I also know you all have extraordinarily good taste in music and would probably throw up some pretty cool album titles that I'd like to see and hear. And isn’t what I want really the important thing here?
Also anyone else who wants to play please do it. You can even dm me and I’ll edit you onto the list of the tagged and no one will be the wiser. Then Bob’s your uncle.
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