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[yowyowyaoi]

*Obito sitting on top of Madara’s statue in the Valley of the End, thinking*

Deidara, from below: Here you are, hm! I’ve been looking all over for you! *climbs up to sit next to him*

Obito: Well, you found me. What’s wrong?

Deidara: Nothings wrong. Just wanted to spend some time with you … *cautiously leans against Obito* If that’s alright.

Obito: *puts his arm around Deidara and pulls him closer* It’s more than alright. You honor me with your presence. 

Deidara: *looks around* Not to be rude,but, maaaan your grandpa or uncle or whatever had one creepy face, hm. *points over at Hashirama’s statue* Not that the other guy looked much better.

Obito: *absently touches his scars* The same could be said about me, you know.

Deidara, scowling: If anyone dared talk shit like that about you, I’d throw a bomb into their face. And you better not start saying bad stuff about yourself or I’m punching you, hm.

Obito: *smiles and kisses the top of Deidara’s head* See, that’s what I love about you. You never allow me to just sit and feel sorry for myself.

Deidara: Of course not. Remember, you managed to pull ME, buddy. That’s such a massive accomplishment that it dwarfs anything that you might have to wallow over.

Obito: Mm, you’re really modest, aren’t you?

Deidara: Modest, and smart, and I can cook, and I’m skilled in the bedroom, hm. *teasing* Why haven’t you put a ring on my finger yet, eh?

Obito: You do realize that that’s not how Uchiha’s propose marriage, right?

Deidara: It’s not?

Obito: No, love. See, the correct course of action would be for me to remove my eye and give it to you, and in return you give me one of yours. That way each of us has a part of the other permanently embedded in them.

Deidara: That’s … both romantic, and a little scary, hm. Wait; if I had one of your eyes, does that mean I’d be able to use the sharingan?

Obito: I believe so? You would have to let me give you some training on how to wield it, though. But … wait. Does that mean that you’d want to marry me? Really?

Deidara: Of course I would! *takes Obito’s hand and squeezes it* I love you, you know. More than anything.

Obito, wiping tears from his eye with his free hand: D-Deidara …

Deidara: Plus if I have your sharingan and train it really good, I can finally defeat that fucker Itachi and that shitty little brother of his. And, with us being in-laws, they’d never even see an attack coming! *laughs maniacally*

Obito:

#obidei #obito x deidara #obito uchiha #deidara #naruto #the akatsuki #with that kind of thinking Dei will fit right into the Uchiha clan 🙃

[yowyowyaoi]

*Sasori and Deidara flying around on one of Sasori's clay birds* Deidara: See? What did I tell you, Danna? Using my art to get back home is much faster than walking, hm. Sasori: I don't know that I'd call this "art", but you're right, it is rather efficient time-wise. *glances at Deidara, then reaches over and puts his hand on top of his* A little romantic, too, I suppose. Deidara: Romantic? Are you actually admitting that you like being all alone with me, old man? Sasori: I like it very much, Deidara. And so far up, it's almost ... magical, wouldn't you say? In the clouds, blue sky all around us, sunlight ... Deidara: I've never known you to be so poetic, or sentimental, hm. I don't know whether to enjoy it or be scared. Sasori: *smiles and puts an arm around Deidara's shoulder* You silly brat. Let's just enjoy the moment, mm? Sasori and Deidara, all alone in the sky, miles above the earth. No one around to witness anything that may or may not happen up here. Like, for example, one person taking revenge on the other for chipping the arm of his new puppet and not bothering to TELL HIM about it. Deidara: Deidara: Yeah, so, scared.

#sasodei #sasori x deidara #sasori #deidara #naruto #the akatsuki #flying high about to die RIP Deidara

[yowyowyaoi]

Sasori: Deidara? Can you come here, please? Deidara, coming into room: What is it, Sasori? Sasori: May I please put my hands on your waist? Deidara: ... Why? Sasori: I feel a bit stressed out. Your waist is warm and soft, and having my hands on it calms me down. So, if it's alright with you, may I -- Deidara: *goes to Sasori, takes his hands, and puts them around his waist* Sasori: Mmm. So lovely. You are truly a beautiful creature. Thank you, brat. Deidara: You're not going to call me that anymore, Sasori. Sasori: Pardon? Deidara: Either you see me as a man, or you don't. You either TREAT me like I'm a man, or let go of my waist and leave me alone, hm. No more "brat". I'm NOT a brat, unless you're some kind of pervert. Decide. Sasori: I ... hadn't known that that word was bothering you so much. I've come to mean it as a term of endearment, not an insult. But ... my apologies. You're right, you ARE a man, not a child, and my addressing you should reflect as such. Thank you for letting me know how you feel ... *kisses Dei's cheek* Cupcake. Deidara: Cupcake? Sasori: Er, sweetie? Honey-pie? Baby-cakes? Sugar -- Deidara: You know what? Brat is fine, hm.

#sasodei #sasori x deidara #sasori #deidara #naruto #the akatsuki

[yowyowyaoi]

What do you think Kisame and Itachi’s reunion would be like after the akatsuki are revived with edo tensei?

I think it would be bittersweet, on both ends. I think that Itachi would be coming back with so much guilt, both over how messed up sasuke is because of Itachi’s lies and actions, and over how Itachi left Kisame alone despite knowing how much Kisame had cared for and needed him, alive. Loyalty was a huge part of Kisame’s makeup and Itachi’s death had not changed that in him; he’d be ready willing and able to follow edo-tensei’d Itachi anywhere and do anything for and with him.

Also a personal headcanon that Kisame always remained “shy” and cautious with Itachi, something that stayed throughout their entire relationship. Kisame’s self esteem was so low that he simply couldn’t fathom that someone like Itachi wanted to be with him. Therefore he was always scared about initiating things like hugs, or kisses, or really any forms of affection or intimacy.

So imagine Itachi is brought back, and Kisame sees Itachi, and instinctively holds himself back from approaching him. Maybe gives him something like an awkward half-wave. And Itachi waits all of three seconds, rushes at Kisame, and jumps into his arms. Kisame is so startled that he loses his balance and falls to the ground, with Itachi on top of him.

And Itachi kisses him.

But he kisses him like how he’d never kissed him when he was alive. This would be a kiss without caution, a kiss without having to calculate how long his damaged lungs could stand up to having his airway restricted, no worrying over whether Kisame’s touch was going to send Itachi’s already-weak heart into such a shake that he passed out.

For the first time ever, Itachi really, REALLY kisses him.

And Kisame could almost die right then and there, his happiness never having been so overwhelming and complete.

Or, you know. Something like that 🤷🏽‍♀️.

#ask #kisaita #kisame x itachi #itachi uchiha #kisame hoshigaki #naruto #the akatsuki #edo tensei #love #🦈 🍡

[yowyowyaoi]

Deidara: My throat is so sore, hm.

Hidan: You know what my answer is gonna be to that, right? Stop suckin’ the puppets —

Deidara: That’s not why, asshole! I’m probably getting a cold. Konan had one a few days ago and I was with her, so I probably caught hers, hm.

Hidan: Oooh, what’s this? You havin’ trouble in paradise or somethin? Hey I get it, Konan’s hot, but cheating is a bitch thing to do. Even if it is on someone as scary as puppet-dick.

Deidara: You’re the dick, Hidan. You know people can be friends without trying to screw each other, right? Shit, me and you are “friends”, are you trying to bang me?

Hidan: Well, not yet. You’re my back-up.

Deidara:

Deidara: I’m what?

Hidan: My back-up boyfriend. Kakuzu’s one sexy bastard but he can be annoying as shit. If I ever get sick of him OR he croaks one day, then you’re the one I’m gonna replace him with.

Deidara: … Why me?

Hidan: Process of elimination. Shark-dick hates me, Leader and red-eyes are both super sickly and will probably kick the bucket soon. Zetsu is a freak, Tobi is an idiot, Konan is waaaay out of my league, and puppet-dick just creeps me out. So it’s gotta be you, blondie.

*the sound of Kakuzu coughing from the other room*

Hidan: Oh, sounds like Kakuzu’s got what you have. And if it gets to the point where it turns into pneumonia … *reaches out and caresses Deidara’s arm* Our timeline will be bumped up by a coupla years. *leaves*

Sasori, coming into the room: So, I brought you some tea for your throat. And I couldn’t help but hear Hidan’s “proposition”. Brat … you wouldn’t consider leaving me, would you?

Deidara: *smiles and wraps himself around Sasori, hugging him* Never.

Sasori: Good. *kisses Deidara’s cheek* Then I suppose I don’t have to kill Hidan, then.

Deidara: I didn’t say all that, now, hm.

#sasodei #hidadei #sasori x deidara #hidan x deidara #naruto #the akatsuki #the chaos #my throat hurts like hell and it’s making me cranky #deidara #sasori #hidan

[yowyowyaoi]

#deidara #how in the world am I ever gonna lose my hyper fixation on this gremlin 😭

[yowyowyaoi]

Dude I love your posts especially with the Akatsuki, I have been in stitches every time I read them, especially the ones with Deidara and Hidan and Itachi XD keep up the great work, and I’m excited to see what comes next.

Awww thank you 😭😭😭🥰🥰🥰 That makes my day so so much better! Thank you for liking my writings! 🩵

#ask #not an ask but a compliment i appreciate 😊 #naruto #the akatsuki

[yowyowyaoi]

okay let’s see.

#bagel

[yowyowyaoi]

Kakuzu, stumbling into Hidan's room: Oi, brat? Braaaat?! What are you doing? Hidan, in bed, half-asleep: What the fuck do you want?! Kakuzu: I want you, you sexy asshole. *gets into bed with Hidan* C'mon, let's get naked and do dirty things to each other ~ Hidan: What the fuck ... old man. Go back to your room. You're drunk. Kakuzu: What? You don't think I love you? You complain all the time that I never want to do it. I wanna do it now, baby ~ Hidan: *gets out of bed and pulls Kakuzu to his feet* Hidan: Oi, I may be a dumb bastard, but even I know it's wrong to take advantage of someone who ain't in their right head. Kakuzu: Head? I could give you some spectacular head, Hidan. *starts trying to unbutton Hidan's pajama pants* Want a demonstration? Hidan: *grabs Kakuzu's hand and holds it in his own* No. If you still want to tomorrow, fine. But not now. Not like this. Now come on ... *starts guiding Kakuzu back to his room* It's time to sleep, eh? Kakuzu: You ... Hidan you're so good to me. You're too good for me. I'm in love with you ... Hidan: *gets Kakuzu to his room, and tucks him carefully into bed* Yeah, yeah ... I love you too, you drunk old fuck. *kisses Kakuzu's forehead* Now sleep, okay? Kakuzu: Okay. Hey, hey Hidan? We're getting married soon. Maybe tomorrow. Maybe -- *nods off and starts snoring* *the next day* Hidan: So, bastard, a few thoughts for our wedding. White and yellow flowers, one of those churches with the stained glass windows, a cake with -- Kakuzu, on his knees and hanging over the toilet, puking: A wedding? IN THIS ECONOMY?!

#kakuhida #kakuzu x hidan #kakuzu #hidan #the akatsuki #the importance of sober consent #Hidan being sensitive for a change

[yowyowyaoi]

Deidara: Hey, Danna ... Deidara: Do you ever feel like we don't really belong to ourselves, hm? That we're just things that somebody else dreamed of, and our lives are stories that somebody else is writing? Sasori: Those are some pretty deep thoughts, brat. Do you feel like this all the time? Deidara: No, just sometimes. But if I'm right, is it weird that I'm bothered by that? The idea that I don't actually have any control over my life or what goes on in it? Sasori: *holds out his arms, and Deidara goes into them* Sasori, softly: I can imagine that that's a scary thought to have. But you know something? If our lives are stories, then I've already gotten my happy ending: I ended up with you. *kisses his forehead* And I'm so grateful to whatever being it is that decided to bless me with such an honor. Deidara, tears in eyes: S-sasori ... Sasori: And besides, what you're describing? That sounds exactly the way it is with my puppets. I create them, I control them, and I dictate what's going to happen in their "lives". Does that make me a God, mm? Deidara, chuckling and shaking his head: Now THAT is the scariest thought of all, hm. @sasodeiweek

#SasoDeiWeek2024 #Happy Ending #sasodei #sasori x deidara #sasori #deidara #naruto #the akatsuki #love #Happy Leap Year/Day #leap year

[yowyowyaoi]

*Deidara soaking in a hot spring while Sasori sits on a rock and watches* Deidara: This is sooooo nice, hm. You don't know what you're missing, Danna. Sasori: Yes I do; my gears getting completely water-logged and my systems shutting down. Deidara: You're such a downer ... you can't sit with your feet in the water at least? Sasori: No thanks. But speaking of water ... shouldn't you be bathing? Deidara: Why? You trying to get off on watching me? Pervert. Sasori: It's not that, but, we've been travelling for days and this is the closest we've gotten to a bath in a while. So maybe you should -- Deidara, indignantly: Are you trying to say I stink or something, hm?! Sasori: You're being very overly sensitive, brat. Come on ... *pulls a bar of soap out of his pocket* Let's get you clean, huh? Deidara: No! This is a hot spring, the point is to just sit back and relax! I'm not taking a bath! And besides just sitting in warm water is good enough! Sasori: Just sitting in water is NOT the same as actively cleaning! Now you either take this bar of soap and start scrubbing, or it's going down your throat. Deidara: I'd like to see you try and catch me ... *Kisame and Itachi, walking up from the path* Kisame: This is going to be such a nice soak. I'm glad Sasori told us about this place. Itachi: Mm. Oh, I can hear voices, sounds like they're still here. I'm sure they won't mind us joining them. They -- *loud splashing from the water* Deidara: Get off of me, Danna!! Sasori, the soap in his hands: Not until I touch every inch of you with this, brat! Now stop fighting me and be still!! Itachi and Kisame: Itachi: Perhaps we should come back at another time. Kisame: Mm. @sasodeiweek

#SasoDeiWeek2024 #Hot Springs #sasodei #sasori x deidara #sasori #deidara #naruto #the akatsuki #kisaita #kisame x itachi #kisame hoshigaki #itachi uchiha #itachi

[yowyowyaoi]

*Itachi passing by the living room*

Deidara: Oi, Uchiha … help me!

Itachi: Deidara? Sasori-san? What’s going on?

*Sasori and Deidara are sitting on the couch; Sasori isn’t moving but his arms are wrapped tightly around Deidara, rendering him unable to move*

Sasori, without turning his head: Nothing to see here; move along.

Deidara: Danna!! *to Itachi* I was teasing him and said he’s so weird he’s probably never hugged anyone before. Now he won’t let go!

Sasori: Be grateful, brat. You should be honored that I’m choosing to grace you with my arms this way.

Deidara: But you’re squeezing so hard I can barely breathe, hm! I’m human, I need to use my lungs! Shit, Uchiha, do something!

Itachi: Sasori-san, perhaps Deidara could use a break from your … affections. If your urge to hug is that great, I have several large stuffed animals in my room that I’d be more than happy to lend y —

Sasori: *abruptly lets go of Deidara, jumps up, tackles Itachi down to the couch, and wraps his arms around him*

Sasori: That won’t be necessary, brat. You’ll do just fine.

Deidara: Whew; thank God, hm. *stretches then stands* Thanks, Itachi. I’ll come back and relieve you in a few hours. Or days. A week at the very latest. *leaves*

Itachi:

@sasodeiweek

#SasoDeiWeek2024 #Touch-Starved #sasodei #sasori x deidara #sasori #deidara #itachi uchiha #naruto #the akatsuki #❤️💛 #🦂💥

[yowyowyaoi]

Sasodei week day 5: portraits

- "This was a stupid idea, and it's taking you way more time than i expected."

- "Then, why do you agreed to it, hm? Also, stop moving."

@sasodeiweek

#sasodei #sasori #deidara

[yowyowyaoi]

*Sasori and Deidara unpacking boxes* Sasori: You know, I never understood before why people on the news would make such a big deal about budget cuts. But now I get it. Deidara, scowling: Don't act like Leader making everyone room with their partners is the most horrible thing to happen to you, Sasori. I'm not a bad person! Sasori: I never said bad, but annoying? Ridiculous? Unnecessarily loud and aggressive? Slovenly? No concept of true art? Those things fit you to a "T". Deidara: You better watch it, or one night you'll wake up and all of those puppets of yours will be blown to bits, hm. Sasori: Was "slow-witted" on that list I just used for you? Because surely, surely you remember that I don't sleep, brat. Deidara: Oh, God ... does that mean you're going to be creepy and stare at me all night? Looks like I'M the one who got the short end of the stick here, hm. Sasori: You're certainly full of yourself, aren't you? To think that you actually believe YOU could hold my attention over my sublime puppet creations. Tsk. Deidara: Tsk; whatever, old man. Deidara: *turns his back and pulls his shirt over his head* Now if you don't mind, it's almost time for my workout, hm. Sasori: YOU work out? Deidara: Just jump-roping and running in place, and then I lift some weights. *starts taking off his pants* Sasori: ... why are you getting naked? Deidara: I read somewhere that working out in the nude helps to build self-confidence, hm. Now if you'll excuse me ... *starts jumping around with his back turned, so that Sasori can see his butt bounce up and down* Sasori: Sasori, quietly, to himself: Maybe having a roommate won't be so bad after all ... @sasodeiweek

#SasoDeiWeek2024 #Roommates #and they were roommates #sasodei #sasori x deidara #sasori #deidara #naruto #the akatsuki

[yowyowyaoi]

Uhm i guess Deidara’s obsession is about Sasori’s (not that visible) butt🧍🏻

I always imagine Sasori to have a thin figure therefore he wouldn’t have y’know a 🍑 ass but Deidara likes it cause of his twisted mind

#sasodei #sasori #deidara #I love this 😆

[yowyowyaoi]

*Sasori and Deidara snuggled in bed together* Deidara: Danna, do you love me? Sasori: Why do you feel the need to ask this question every time after we have relations? Deidara: Because sometimes I think you only "like" me because you like my body, hm. Sasori: Well, rest assured ... *kisses Deidara's forehead* I love you very much, the same way that I love ALL of my possessions. Deidara: Wait, what? Sasori: You know, like my puppets, my herbs and tonics, my -- Deidara: I am NOT your possession, Sasori! I'm not some toy, I'm a human being with feelings and opinions and ideas and -- Sasori: Would it make you feel better if I said that you owned me, as well? Deidara: ... I do? Sasori: Mm. You do. You own my mind, my body, and most importantly, my heart. All of me. Deidara: So, you're MY toy, then? Sasori, sighing: I really don't like to look at it that way, brat. Deidara: Can I take you to show off to Hidan tomorrow?! Sasori: *the next day* Deidara, sitting with Sasori on his lap, moving around Sasori's arms and legs* Deidara: ... and if you press this button, a laser shoots out of his hand! Hidan: That's pretty damn cool, blondie! *reaches over and grabs Kakuzu's arm* If you shake mine's arm around like this, threads pop out, and they can sew ANYTHING together! Even human skin! Deidara: That's awesome, hm! Ohh, if mine gets mad, there's a purple liquid that comes out of his skin that can -- Sasori, to Kakuzu: Let me guess, Hidan asked him if you loved him, right? Kakuzu: Mm. Sasori: And you told him that he "owned" you, right? Kakuzu: Mm. Sasori: Mm. @sasodeiweek

#SasoDeiWeek2024 #Possession #sasodei #sasori x deidara #sasori #deidara #kakuhida #kakuzu x hidan #kakuzu #hidan #naruto #the akatsuki #lover doll

[yowyowyaoi]

Nagato, reading another mission report: *sighs* Looks like yet another team failed to capture the nine-tails. At this point we may as well just give up on the entire thing. Konan: Oh, don't be such a pessimist, Nagi. You can't always expect everything to work out perfectly all the time, you know. Nagato: Still. At this rate, we'd be better off just forming a band or something. At least then we'd be bringing in some money. Konan: *chuckles* A band? Who in this group has musical talent? Nagato: Well, Itachi seems like he could be a great singer, if he wanted to be. Sasori and Kakuzu both have very nimble, adept fingers, so perhaps lead and bass guitar? And Deidara -- *Kisame, walking into the room* Kisame: That boy would make a fantastic drummer. Konan: Why a drummer? Kisame: Lets just say that he has a very consistent rhythm ... especially when Sasori, er, "visits" him at night. His bed certainly makes a perfect beat against my wall, anyway. Nagato: How do you -- Kisame: Please don't ask me how I know that. Also, please assign me a room that isn't next to Deidara's. Nagato and Konan:

@sasodeiweek

#SasoDeiWeek2024 #Band #sasodei #sasori x deidara #sasori #deidara #nagato uzumaki #konan #kisame hoshigaki #naruto #the akatsuki