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yowyowyaoi · 2 days

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*after leaving a cafe they’d stopped at during a mission so Deidara could eat*

Deidara: Whew! Thanks, Danna! *pats his stomach* That should keep me going for a while, hm!

Sasori: Mm. And here I thought Itachi was the dessert gourmand of the group. But all of that cake you had in there would surely have put him to shame.

Deidara: Couldn’t help it; it was flavored with blackberries, hm. My favorite.

Sasori: Last week you said blueberries were your favorite, and the week before, strawberries. I believe you even claimed pineapple, once. You certainly have dubious taste.

Deidara: *chuckles* I said all that, huh? Well I guess I’m a liar overall then, because my REAL favorite taste has nothing to do with berries or fruits or anything like that.

Sasori: Oh? Then what —

Deidara: *timidly gets in front of Sasori, puts his hands on his face, and pulls him in for a kiss*

Deidara, softly: I like that sweet taste better than anything in this world, hm.

Sasori: D-Dei … I —

Zetsu, speaking from a hole in the ground behind them: You like the taste of grainy wood? Child, what’s the matter with you?

Deidara, startled and blushing: Z-Zetsu! What the hell?? How long have you been there, you weirdo?!

Sasori: What are you doing here?

Zetsu: Leader sent me to tell you that he’s added a stop to your mission. And Deidara, what do you mean by calling ME a weirdo? You’re the one who just openly admitted that he prefers the dry, earthy taste of wood to the succulent bounty of fruits and berries that nature so graciously provides.

Deidara: I didn’t mean it in a literal sense, you leafy asshole! It’s called flirting! Ever heard of it?!

Zetsu: Of course I have. In my many years I’ve seen some prime examples of flirting and romantic behavior. This, was not one of those times. Your pathetic attempt to sway Sasori to be with you was both childish and predictable.

Deidara: Oh yeah?! *pulls a blob of clay from his pocket and begins molding it* Well you —

Sasori, still trying to process both being confessed to and his first kiss:

#sasodei #sasori x deidara #sasori #deidara #zetsu #naruto #the akatsuki #❤️💛

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ladykissingfish · 1 day

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*Sasori talking to Deidara long-distance on the phone*

Sasori: … and then I had to go to another conference on this new suture technique. Very informative but I believe the method itself to have many impracticalities, such as —

Deidara: *yawning* Boooooring, hm. You know when I ask about your day I want to hear about other stuff, right? Like, how much are you missing me? Did you think about me a lot today?

Sasori: You may possibly be the most narcissistic person I know, my dear. But yes, I’m missing you terribly. I’m looking forward to when I can return home to you.

Deidara: Awww, you miss me?! That’s so sweet! I miss you too, hm! *changes his voice to be seductive* If you were here with me right now, what would you do with me?

Sasori: If I were with you? Well, first I’d lift you off your feet and carry you into the bedroom.

Deidara: … Go on.

Sasori: I’d lay you down on the bed, and undress you slowly and carefully.

Deidara: Y-yeah?

Sasori: And then I’d crawl over you, so that I had your waist in-between my knees. I’d lean down —

Deidara: And — ?

Sasori: And I’d kiss your forehead, tuck you in, and wait for you to fall asleep. Because I know it’s far past midnight back home and you should damn well be in bed, brat. *hangs up*

Deidara:

#sasodei #modern au #sasori as a doctor au #sasori x deidara #sasori #deidara #naruto #the akatsuki #❤️💛

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cametotheshowinsd · 3 months

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I didn't come here to make friends.

#taylor swift #travis kelce #tswiftedit #tswiftgif #lyrics #suburban legends #❤️💛

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butterflyscribbles · 2 years

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The Oldest(s)

#april o'neil #rise raph #raph #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rise of the tmnt #rottmnt #they are my faves I love them so MUCH YOU DONT UNDERSTAND #❤️💛

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beif0ngs · 1 year

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taking turns on the Sunny~ 🌞

#One Piece #One Piece Film Red #opgraphics #Monkey D. Luffy #Thousand Sunny #Sunny #*mine #❤️💛

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emotionalsupportemoboys · 1 year

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OFFICIAL BNHA ULTRA IMPACT

#he’s so perfect #hawks #bnha #mha #bnha ultra impact #mha ultra impact #my hero academia #ultra impact #boku no hero academia #keigo takami #takami keigo #horikoshi #horikoshi art #mha art #bnha art #dabi #my hubbies #❤️💛

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tavuklupilavv · 3 months

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CİRO 🦁💛❤️😍

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robinsleeping · 3 months

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WE MADE IT!!!!

#flash #barry allen #flash cw #cw flash #February 3 #2024 #7 years later #I still think about this show #flash dc #dc flash #the cw flash #❤️💛#dc characters #dc shows #dc universe

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denerturee · 6 months

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Sasodei kids together

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holylustration · 1 month

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“Just know that if you try to cut my life short, you won’t have an easy time of it.” If she went, she promised herself that she would burn this entire house down with her.

“Won’t I?”

In the light of the candle, Aurelia watched Heinrix slowly bring his index finger and thumb to his mouth. She saw the flash of his tongue beyond his lips, wetting them in a way that was most obscene. His gaze was fixed on her as he stretched his fingers out to the wick. She was plunged into darkness, save for the thin, pinpoint glow of his optical implant.

“I hope you can see in the dark, Lady Aurelia,” Heinrix whispered in her ear. “Because I can see you just fine.”

#rogue trader #warhammer 40k #rogue trader crpg #warhammer 40000 #fanfic #heinrix van calox #aurelia von valancius #wip #my knight so daring #writing #inspo picture dump #❤️💛

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amyyythestarry · 4 months

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Where is my friend? THE SMILEY!

#anime #tbhk #jshk #jshk hanako #tbhk hanako #tbhk kou #jshk kou #kou minamoto #minamoto kou #jshk kouhana #tbhk kouhana #jshk hanakou #tbhk hanakou #trend #where is my friend? the smiley!#random post #❤️💛

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yowyowyaoi · 8 months

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Deidara: I’m bored. Let’s have sex.

Sasori: That can’t be your go-to answer every time you lack something to do.

Deidara: Why not? It passes time, feels great, burns calories, all that good stuff, right?

Sasori: True. But Danna just isn’t in the mood, my love. So pick something else.

Deidara: Anything else?

Sasori: Yes.

Deidara: Alright, then … I want to combine our art. I want you to give me that puppet you just finished, let me put a bomb in it, and send it exploding across the sky, hm.

Sasori:

Sasori, taking off his pants: You know what? Sex doesn’t sound so bad after all …

*two doors down*

Hidan: I’m fucking bored, old bastard. Let’s fuck.

Kakuzu: That’s a hard pass.

Hidan: Then give me some money so I can go out and —

Kakuzu, unbuttoning his shirt: Come here and let me love you, brat.

#sasodei #kakuhida #sasori x deidara #kakuzu x hidan #sasori #deidara #kakuzu #hidan #❤️💛#🤎🤍#knowing how to play your lover to your advantage

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ladykissingfish · 15 days

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*in the afterlife, after Deidara’s death*

Sasori: *sarcastically slow-clapping upon seeing Dei* Well done, brat. Excellent. A fantastic visual treat, and not at all the pointless and painfully predictable death that literally everyone in the Akatsuki had pegged for you since the day we met you.

Deidara, scowling: Oh, shut up, Danna! At least I didn’t go out like some pussy, losing to an old woman and a teenaged girl!

Sasori: Hey, I LET them take me out. I figured it was better than listening to even one more second of you spouting off your insanely incorrect artistic rhetoric.

Deidara: Don’t sit here and pretend that you weren’t after me like a dog hunting a rabbit, you goddamned pervert, hm! And you know what? MY death actually ACCOMPLISHED something! Thanks to me, there’s one less Uchiha in the world!

Sasori: *laughing* Oh? Really? You mean Itachi’s little brother? *moves his head side to side in an exaggerated manner* Mmm, don’t SEE him anywhere. Maybe because he LIVED.

Deidara: Impossible! That was the strongest explosion in my arsenal! There’s no way he wasn’t taken out by the blast!!

Sasori: *snorts* Sure, alright. “Art is an explosion” my ass.

Deidara: Oi, piss off, old man! You think your art was so great?! That stupid body of yours you bragged up and down as being “indestructible” and it turns out you designed yourself with your weakest point as a ridiculous bullseye right in the center of your chest! Any idiot with half a brain and one eye open could have hit that shit!

Sasori: You goddamned brat, I should —

*Kakuzu, standing nearby and watching*

Kakuzu, to himself: Well, so much as my shot for having a peaceful afterlife. But still ... I guess I can't complain. Hidan being stuck in that hole on earth means I won't ever have to --

*from behind him*

Hidan: Oi, fucker, so it turns out I CAN die after all. *runs to Kakuzu and throws his arms around him* Did you miss me?! I bet your gay ass missed me a LOT! Anyway what's to eat in this shithole? I'm starving!

Kakuzu:

#sasodei #sasori x deidara #sasori #deidara #naruto #the akatsuki #❤️💛#kakuhida #kakuzu x hidan #kakuzu #hidan #itachi uchiha #sasuke uchiha

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arcadekitten · 1 year

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