#relic’s rambles

[antichristbf]

the og lyctors lived and honed their necromantic abilities for 10 THOUSAND years. g1deon was able to sap thanergy from bone wards without a second thought. mercymorn memorized the human body. augustine was also there.

#his ten thousand year skill is just. rolling perfect cigarettes. #relic’s rambles #tlt #spin #the locked tomb #augustine the first #mercymorn the first #gideon the first #g1deon #lyctors #htn spoilers #<- just in case #harrow the ninth #nona the ninth #gideon the ninth

[bluerosefox]

Our Well Deserved Break

Its

Shenanigans (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

Time again!~

-x-x-

Danny, our boy the Ghost King, looking over a small team going over relic's given or 'offered' to Pariah Dark over the years both before and after he was sealed away. As they're taking inventory of the chaotic offering room, they stumble across a certain artifact.

This artifact is able to summon a set number of people (it does have its limits) of the users wishes to them and it sets up a barrier around the surrounding place so no one summoned gets out. You know, those kinds of artifact's certain people use to summon heroes and or villains into a room and have them fight to see whose the strongest or for a tournament, Yeah that kind of artifact!

Danny, who found the item, takes a look at after being told what it does. Then out of the corner of his eye he spots himself in a mirror in the room and see's his crown floating above his head and feels the full weight of his responsibility since before and after his crowning. Yes he had help with his advisor, despite how cryptid he can be at times, and of his council but still the weight was a bit too much for a teenager like him.

An idea struck his mind when he hears the ticking of a clock behind him. Without saying a word Danny looks back and raises an eyebrow at Clockwork whose staring at him in silence as well. He glances at the item, tilts his head a bit before...

Smiles in only the way CW knows would both be good for Danny and amusing for him. He nods and says "One weekend should be fine. All timelines will be paused for them. I suggest telling your friends to help prepare for your guests. Enjoy and have fun my King."

"YES!" Danny's voice echoing in the offering room made many ghosts in the room jump for a bit.

This was totally going to be fun!

-x-x-

When the following weekend arrived, young and very stressed teen heroes from across the multiverse are suddenly pulled from their worlds and are summoned into the Infinite Realms. Before any of them can panic or start fights a voice rang out above them and when they looked they could see a young teen, with a crown floating above his head, white hair, and glowing green eyes sitting on a throne.

He smiled and said

"Welcome fellow stressed out Heroes and Heroines to Phantom's Keep! I'm King Phantom, recently crowned fifteen year old, and this is the Infinite Realms! The birth and ending of the multiverse afterlife! Now don't worry none of you are dead or anything like that. I summoned you all here for one reason and one reason only..."

Here Danny paused, just to troll a tiny bit, and could see some of the more tense heroes readying up for a fight or at least argue to let them go. He grinned though and then said.

"And thats.... TO HAVE FUN!"

After that he floated out of his throne and with a flourish in the air he waved his hands and his throne room changed with party decor all around. Tables off to the side appeared with food and drinks from well everywhere and anywhere the multiverse, balloons rose from the ground and floated upwards, streamers flew across above to attach themselves to the other sides, the castle lights shifted to a dim and music began playing from somewhere.

Danny grinned brightly down at them and their shocked faces. oh that's funny, thank goodness Tucker is recording this and Jazz is gonna scrapbook this party for him (she plans on making them for all the guests as a party gift later, you know to remember how fun the party was)

"Now all of you are stressed out teen heroes with a lot of responsibilities on their shoulders! Believe me, I know that feeling, been there done that still doing it even now! But! My advisor says this will be both fun for me and good for you guys to spend one whole weekend here to de-stress and have fun! I do have some ground rules though. One your timelines are in fact PAUSED, you don't have to worry about calling your parents or if you got mentors to let them know where you are at. Two you are all heroes here, many of you are from different worlds and if you are from the same world they already know or CAN be trusted with your real identities but you are NOT required to remove any masks or de-transform or anything like that, if you wish there are masks on that green table over there you can stick on if you want to keep your identities hidden and are spelled to stay on and fuzz the minds of anyone trying to remember your looks once its on, even if they catch a good look at you right now it'll fuzz their memories of you once the mask is on and even after the party don't worry we thought of the time. Three, boys and girls rooms will be at different wings within the Keep! Just ask any of the maid or butler ghosts that will be joining us shortly and they will guide you to the rooms! Fourthly! There are sparing rooms if you wanna test your strengths with others, I only ask please don't get too carried away. We are here to have fun not make enemies! and lastly PLEASE DO NOT try to leave the castle, we are in the very afterlife of the multiverse people, its like the ocean and even I find it hard to navigate it sometimes. Portals can open up to any and all worlds, different timelines, etc etc. I have key items here in the castle that can pinpoint YOUR timeline and world so when the party is over I can send you home no problem, so again please do not attempt to leave."

Danny paused to take a breath, okay ground rules set up and warnings given. He could see the absolute bewildered looks on all the heroes faces and held back a laugh. He smiled however when one of the teens, mask on his face already and dressed in green, yellow, and red asked 'Why?'

"Why? Well... I think its time us teens get to have some fun without worrying about the next big bad or world ending event. Even if just for a weekend, we do deserve a break. So... Lets have some fun for once!" Danny responded.

#danny phantom #danny fenton #dp x dc #blue rambles #crossover #writing ideas #random idea #danny phantom dc #dpxdc #well hints of dpxdc #still putting it under it though because yeah totally would summon Robin #which Robin? eh anyone of them I guess #Danny uses a relic meant to pull people for tournaments and uses it for a party instead #CW gave his blessing cause he knows it'll both be good for Danny and fun for him to watch #the Heroes pulled can be from ANY worlds #all crossovers are welcomed #he knows the stress of being a teen hero #and wants other teen heroes have a weekend to de-stress #Jazz thinks it'll be a good thing for Danny too #let her brother have some teen fun for once #Sam and Tucker are helping out keeping everything going smoothly #and they get to have fun as well #CW and Danny's council are keeping the normal annoyances away from Danny for now #LET THEM HAVE FUN #o(*￣▽￣*)o

[callsign-relic]

There’s something about Cybertronian feelings the same emotions that humans do that hits hard.

There’s such drastic differences between Cybertronian kind and human kind. Size is one, biology is another. Cybertronians can do so many more things that humans can’t, and I’m certain you could say the same thing for humans.

But despite the differences in the two species, there are also such strong similarities.

They both built societies, have social hierarchies, cultures, etc.

And even if it is less normalized for Cybertronian kind in some cases, they can also feel the same range of emotions that humans can.

So imagine a human with a bot they barely know yet. They’re completely unaware of how similar they are despite being two vastly different alien species. The bot is sat high above, the human slowly and cautiously approaching their legs as they come closer to investigate a strange sound they heard from this direction. Surely it couldn’t have been the bot making that sound, right? Because it sounded way too much like—

Then, the human looks up to the bot’s face, and sees they’re crying.

Streams of lubricant are rolling down their cheeks, their face contorted and wrinkled into distress. The bot wasn’t even trying to hold it in at this point, who knows how long they were going for by now. Soft little hiccups stumble through their voice box, their whole frame shaking and quivering as the futilely wipe at the endless flow of lubricant pouring down their optics.

The human is shocked. They had no idea these robots could feel sad, much less cry. They felt like they had just invaded a very private moment…

And yet, rather than try to sneak away, the human hesitantly reaches a hand out to the mech’s pede. Slowly, they place their hand atop it, gently rubbing and trying to reassure the big bot as much as they could with their comparatively tiny body.

The bot is startled, looking around in a panic and quickly raising their pedes, only to finally bring their gaze downwards and lock eyes with the human.

#relic answers #seeing fanart of g1 starscream crying inspired this idk why 😀 #enjoy this silly stupid ramble #I also literally woke up like. 15 mins ago so woo the self consciousness hasn’t hit yet I’m posting shit idc #sorry for the cliffhanger ending I just didn’t know where to take it from here 😀 #hahaha #anyways might delete later if no one gives a shit hahaha

[ahappyphjl]

chuckling at the fact dan’s gonna do a charity auction for literal orange foam cubes cause he knows we’re all feral for them… i love it here

#an unassuming and unremarkable object which has been in the vicinity of dan howell = a priceless relic with vast power #jenna rambles #wad #we’re all doomed #daniel howell #dan howell

[scrawnytreedemon]

Pale King Dude

What about him?

#scrawny rambles #scrawny answers #hk #the pale king #dragging up the ancient relics for this #elaborate anon

[aceghosts]

Rooney Shepard (They/Them): RELIC AU

There are stranger things I've learned on the outside Separated by an open door I find it hard to reach the end of my timeline Salivating 'cause I wanted more Is this the end or is this the beginning? -Too Close/Too Late by Spiritbox

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#cyberpunk 2077 #cp2077 #cyberpunk2077edit #cp2077edit #cyberpunk 2077 OC #nbvnesdays #nonbinary oc #commander rooney shepard #I won't let fear compromise who I am #OTP: It always comes right back to you #v: cyberpunk 2077 #myedits #I'm still kind of finetuning the Relic AU in my head #but what I have so far is that even though Rooney didn't participate in the heist and really know about #but V calls them when they are heading to DeShawn after the heist #as V needs Rooney's help and they know (or hope) that Rooney can get them out of this fuck up #Rooney takes the Relic and tells V to lay low with some friends from their days in the military #and in the end Rooney takes the bullet meant for V #Rooney and Yorinobu still reunite the same way they do in Rooney's canon #but there is absolutely the extra layer of 'oh fuck i can't tell him about this' #and in this universe V still works with Goro because I don't think he would let go of Saburo's murder so easily #and I like to think that Rooney thinks of Johnny more as a teammate as time goes on #like even though they butt heads a lot #Rooney still feels responsible for him #and the two start to get along better #but Yorinobu is absolutely the one thing they cannot agree on #anyway #thanks for listening to my fucking unhinged ramblings in the tags #I don't think they make sense #but I can explain it more in an actual post if you want

[raenegade-accio]

Unpopular opinion: Poppy's poacher killing quest is superior to the catacomb relic quest.

#hogwarts legacy #ramblings #poppy sweeting #sebastian sallow #poppy could have found the catacomb relic #but sebastian couldn't have charged headfirst into a dragon nest #no dark arts or manipulating #just kick ass and pet the floofs

[cieric-of-chaos]

I have this headcanon that Wanda is obsessed with antiques and vintage appliances and stuff...like she loves to go antiquing, she likes to visit old people house and abandoned old building hoping to find and collect old items....She likes it even better if the item is possessed by a spirit...she tried scrolling through an online shop once to find more items and got scammed and she never did it again, I love the idea of Wanda Maximoff having a lot of weird trinkets and knick knacks (>_<)<3

#a happy witch with her silly possessed antiques collection #like imagine shaking her and a really old magical trinkets and relics that could end the world falls out of her pocket #she have a tons of grandmother clothes inside her vintage wooden cabinet #Wanda Maximoff #wanda maximoff headcanons #wanda maximoff imagine #wanda maximoff x reader #wanda maximoff #wanda maximov #scarlet witch #the scarlet witch #wandavision #616 wanda maximoff #comic wanda maximoff #marvel #marvel comics #headcanon #wanda ramblings #wanda

[psychopomparia]

playing Star Rail way more actively since I got Argenti and every time I see him, I just....gaze lovingly at him. I stare at his beauty. He looks kissable. The way his hair and eyes sparkle. Stunning

#ari rambles #hsr argenti #argenti hsr #i do not regret pulling for him #I'M BUILDING HIM #i'm literally farming relics for this man #the things this man is making me do for him #he's a pleasure to have on my team #honkai star rail #argenti

[l0ganberry]

perfect timing! I'm definitely getting this.

#But I don't know if I should be addressed by my real name or my username #I'm already fine with being called Loganberry or Logan #but that's my internet nickname #but maybe I should also do my real nickname. #who knows but I do hope he does one of those livestreams where he signs the prints and interacts with the fans #just like how Micheal Kovach did a few months back #but other than that #I will so do this!! #i do have my birthday money so yes please! #I want it framed perfectly on my wall. #signature and message especially #it shall be one of my great relics that I would love to confuse my children or grandchildren with #I'll be the old lady that brings up youtube to their grandchildren to show them classical indie animations #“You don't know who Bob Velseb is? *exhausted sigh* Honey would you be a dear and give me my laptop?" #anyways #rambles #random #bob velseb #spooky month

[inkshine]

Thinking about the dreamvisitor and having Feelings...

It was born from the innocent desire to never be separated from one's friends, but the friendship of the three dragons it was made for fell apart, completely unsalvageable. Then it was tossed around to become a tool, a toy, a weapon of war.

#just...man #the dreamvisitor is the last relic of when Darkstalker and Fathom and Clearsight's friendship was innocent #mostly innocent #ramblings #wings of fire #darkstalker wings of fire #wings of fire darkstalker #wof #wof fathom #wof clearsight #clearsight wof

[antichristbf]

has anyone else talked about the tarot implications of tlt. the tower awaits john gaius. the TOWER. awaits. the EMPEROR.

#been doing a tarot study recently and am going INSANE over this actually #tarot tag #relic’s rambles

[bluerosefox]

In a Single Night

I see a bunch of 'Brucie punching Vlad at a Gala because he was being a creep towards a forced to attend Danny' and bring forth Selina about to skin a creepy man with her claws after she sneaks into his fancy party hes having to steal a cat relic he has (also steals his cat as well) and finds a recently recaptured Dani (Ellie) whose forced to play the 'perfect' daughter role for the night.

Or we can have Tim overhear Vlad threatening Danny saying "Do as I say Daniel, we wouldn't want your tiny failure of a clone to destabilize do we?" And that, that sends Tim on a warpath against Vlad Masters. (Clone Rights!!!! -Tim says)

#danny phantom #danny fenton #dp x dc #crossover #blue rambles #writing ideas #random idea #danny phantom dc #tim drake #selina kyle #vlad plasmius #vlad masters being creepy #but getting his comeuppance #i love the idea of Selina just stealing everything from him in a single night after meeting Ellie #his money his relic his kid his cat #all gone #but i also love the idea of Tim going all RR warpath like he did with Ra's the moment he finds out a clones life is on the line #like nothing of Vlad is saved after he is done #Ellie gets a mom in one AU and Danny swoons or gets a new Best Friend over someone destorying Vlad in front of him #either or

[callsign-relic]

Thinking about Rung being so careful with a human in his hands

Thinking about how he would be so worried about accidentally hurting you, even if he’s the last mech in the world to do that

Thinking about you noticing how hesitant he is around you, and you want to change that and reassure him you feel perfectly safe around him

Thinking about you gesturing for Rung to lean down to level himself with you as you stand on a nearby table, and when you gesture for him to bring his servo up beside you. He does so with greater caution than necessary

Thinking about how, once his servo is beside you, you take a seat in his palm and gently place your hand on the tip of his thumb. The size of your hand just barely manages to cover the width of the tip of his thumb

Thinking about how he’d rise back to his full height, pulling you up to his face once you motion for him to. He’s confused for a minute

Thinking about how once you’re level with his face, you come to your feet, lean forwards, and land a soft kiss on the tip of his hooked nose.

Thinking about Rung :)

#Transformers #Transformers x reader #rung x reader #enjoy this silly little ramble heehee #relic writes #yeah I think this counts as a little written thing

[thresholdbb]

i have a VOY confession: I skipped Threshold because the rating on imdb was SO so low... is it required viewing???

I was holding off on this question so I didn’t give you the most insane rambling answer, so thank you for your patience. Short answer: I definitely think it’s worth a watch. I, thresholdbb, am obviously biased about this, but imo Star Trek isn’t quite Star Trek without its delightfully campy side.

Threshold is often pointed to as the worst episode of Star Trek, and it has also been voted as such. That said, it really isn’t that bad. The science is iffy at best, but it’s science fiction and that part gets a pass in my book. It only veers into the ridiculous in the last act, otherwise it’s actually not bad. If it didn’t take a hard left at the end, people probably wouldn’t rag on it as much as they do.

Tom Paris has some excellent moments and Robert Duncan McNeill was having a blast being a mutant, chewing up all the scenery. The EMH has a bit that makes me laugh every time. Janeway is delightful as always. Plus, the episode won an Emmy for make-up.

Really though, I love what episodes like Threshold (and the like) represent: a willingness to take risks. Some of that has been lost in the bigger budget productions that have come after (they’re coming back around), but I unabashedly adore that these “bad” episodes exist. Plus now we get to poke fun at and enjoy hyper-evolved salamander babies for eternity. What’s not to celebrate?

#all Star Trek is good Star Trek #even bad Star Trek? #especially bad Star Trek #every day is threshold day #thresholdbb is threshold posting again #my answer might still have been rambling and insane I apologize #is it even star trek if you can’t poke some fun at it? #if you talk to other Star Trek fans often they will have a threshold and Tuvix opinion #I am always staunchly pro threshold and I don’t care #plus it spawned delightful art and a whole celebration day!! #mark your calendars January 29 is threshold day #taking risks means sometimes you fail and that’s perfectly ok #but I don’t think it’s a terribly bad episode I really like it #when I first saw it I was like ??? but then it grew on me and now I love it so much #I adore “bad” Star Trek #I feel the same about move along home and rascals and relics and and and #except for code of honor that one can die ok ilubye #but also like choice exists you don’t have to watch it if you really don’t want to I’m just some dodo on the internet idk

[nightmare-foundation]

Yknow, random thought, but I'm curious about the relics

The spirits inside the Relics, so far, have neither lied nor shown bias. Both Jinn and Ambrosius have done what both sides asked of them, and have freely offered up information, even when technically they shouldn't have (like Jinn with Ruby using her to pause time). Jinn answered Cinders question despite not wanting to do so, and Ambrosius created the fire Cinder asked for.

I think it's really interesting, bc I think it says a lot about what Light might have done. Light clearly doesn't like it when people go against him or think on their own, so why would the spirits be completely autonomous?

Both Jinn and Ambrosius have shackles and chains on them. It could symbolize, of course, being shackled to the physical Relics themselves (like the genie in the lamp), but it could also be metaphorical. RWBY really likes symbolism, and I wouldn't put it past the writers to make those chains symbolize that they aren't free from Lights rules.

I have the feeling that they can't stray from what Light believes is the truth (i.e. Light being the elder brother. The two are twins, obviously they're gonna argue over smth as petty as age, they squabble over everything). And, obviously, Light doesn't like it when people act on their own, so why would the spirits be able to lie or act biased?

Furthermore I believe they can't act as the opposite of their purpose. Ambrosius flat out says that he can't destroy things (and tacks on that he can't bring people back to life). I wouldn't be surprised if Jinn can't answer questions in a way that isn't the 100% truth; after all, lies, bias and misinformation are the opposite of knowledge. Of course, you get what you asked for (Ruby asked what Ozpin was hiding- he was hiding the truth, so Jinn showed them the truth), and possibly even what you need (Jinn showed the full backstory, qrwby didn't WANT all that or ask for it, but they got it anyways).

I wouldn't be surprised if the rest of the Relics act the same way- not lying and not acting with bias. I'd eat my left shoe if it isn't revealed that they straight up can't do those things.

#felix (host) #rwby #rwby relics #rwby jinn #rwby Ambrosius #rwby analysis #rwby theory #I've seen people try to say jinn is an unreliable narrator #im not sure if its a popular theory but it annoys me #saying jinn is lying/showing bias assumes light would give her autonomy #also misinformation goes against knowledge #plus it'd make sense if they can't say things that go against the objective truth #whether thats lights truth or THE truth im not 100% sure #could be either #but this is what i think #rwby rambles