#related services

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

#streaming #relatable #streaming services #memes #meme #lol #funny #tweets #tweet #twitter

[tothechaos]

acts of service bitches when someone doesn't Need Something from them but wants them around anyways and they have to think about the fact that they could possibly be wanted for who they Are rather than what they can Do

#its me im acts of service bitches #.text #if you relate to this. godspeed my friend #1k #5k #10k #25k #50k

[frodo-a-gogo]

Let us be brutally honest with ourselves and with eachother for a moment. If he weren't obese you motherfuckers would be capable of percieving evrart claires sexy sexy moral ambiguity and complex charms

#i am (lesbian) sipping him like a fine DESSERT WINE #my evidence by the way is very simple and very damning. joyce messier. there i said it. #if you guys can appreciate the fact that Joyce is a complex figure worthy of disgust yes but also worthy of empathy #despite being a venal coward facilitating acts of violence and slaughter of the organized working poor of martinaise in the name of capital #if you can understand that she is a dimensional figure while also being an embodiment of the moral apathy and cruelty if capital owners #but you cant look at evrart and see that he is (while deeply flawed and morally suspect) also a dimensional figure #on top of the fact that his motivations are eminently relatable and dare i say it baser #and his greatest failing imho is in failing to advocate for the interests of *all* the poor of martinaise #opting instead to marginalize the inhabitants of the fishing village in favor of a power grab in the interests of himself and his union #though this is imo a bit of a grey area morally. undeniably a wrong and bad thing to do but done in service of clairs political goals #to gather power to advocate for the working class against ultraliberal monoliths like wild pines and fascistic orgs like krenel #still super wrong but i can follow the moral arithmetic there tho i don't like it #but like my point is if u can see that joyce is evil and pathetic but still cool and sexy but you consider clair flatly distasteful #thats cus hes not conventionally attractive #cus he is *every bit* as dimensional and interesting as joyce and he is not nearly as politically shite even if hes interpersonally a jerk

[ew-selfish-art]

DP x DC AU: Danny desperately wants to find the explosion guy. Tim is really good at covering his tracks... he didn't account for ghosts.

The explosions make it onto TV as purported terror activity and most people haven't heard of that part of the world much less ever given a second thought to care about it. The only real reason it gets reported on has something to do with the Justice League and... Danny knows too much.

He's been in training for Clockwork's court (which he's suspicious of- feels like kingly duty bullshit- but Danny is playing along out of curiosity for now) and he's learned a lot about how the living and non-living worlds collide. That means learning about CW's usual suspects- one of which just happened to have a ton of bases around the area Danny was seeing on the news.

It didn't take long for Danny to try to piece together that whoever blew up Nanda Parbat was trying to fuck with the League of Shadows, and was doing it successfully. Less green portals in the world the better, same goes for assassins. But it gets Danny thinking... Maybe he can employ similar tactics on the GIW Bases that keep spawning on the edges of Amity Park. It would at least set them back while he and his friends navigated the help line desk to request Justice League intervention. None of them can leave Amity Park, so outreach is going to have to be creative.

So Danny figures he'll just find the guy. Call up some ghosts who were there, or er, came from there and get a profile and track him down. But the ghosts keep saying it was The Detective. Annoying!

Danny goes full conspiracy theory, gets Tucker and Sam involved, and begrudgingly asks Wes Weston his thoughts.

He hadn't expected Wes to garble out a thirty minute presentation (that had 100 more slides left to go before he cut it off) about how Batman totally trained with a cult and so did his kids. Danny kind of rolled his eyes but... hey, new avenue of searching in the Infinite Realms at least.

The ghosts confirm that Bombs is for sure not Batman's MO- But maybe his second kid would know? The second kid was already brought back to life though, so no way to easily reach him... Danny starts to realize that this might be the work of a Robin now. Wasn't the red one known for solving cold cases? (Sam provides this information- its a social faux pas to not know hero gossip at Gotham Galas- everything she's learned is against her will).

It all comes to a head when Danny goes about the hard task of opening a portal for the guy to come through at just the right time, explain the infinite realms so he doesn't panic and then describe what the fuck was going on with the GIW. It takes months, just over a full year, of random (educated guesses) portal generating- Finally, Red Robin drops into the land of the dead.

"So, you're the guy I've got to talk to about explosions right?" Danny enthusiastically asks.

Tim thinks he's died and landed in the after life following 56 hours of being awake and plummeting off the side of a building into a Lazarus pool. Nothing makes sense about the kid in front of him.

"Yeah, I got a guy for munitions." Tim answers cooly.

"How do you feel about secretly sanctioned government operations that violate protected rights?"

"Gotta get rid of 'em some how. Need me to point you in the right direction?" This might as well be happening.

#dcxdp #dpxdc #dp x dc #dc x dp #danny phantom #long post #tim drake #red robin #tim and danny team up to blow up the GIW au #Tim being known as the explosion guy is my favorite and i will not let this part of his lore go ignored #Jason is the munitions guy obviously and the ghosts go crazy over the gossip it enlights when he helps in amity park #Danny one hundred percent is living for this working relationship- what a weirdo -danny hasn't met someone stranger than himself in a min #tim bartering his services for a few more years of life and danny just pikachu facing him #Tim wants to improve his relations in the afterlife be he still completely thinks hes dead #danny: dude ur still alive #Tim: yeah thats the goal but i'll help you meet your goals first and then we can negotiate #Danny decides to make the guy super ghost rich (thinking big Haunt real estate) and send him home #Tim blows up the GIW with no remorse and with all the data back up for proper justice to be served court side #tim returns from the dead and this is how the bats learn that he's the one who blew up nanda parbat all those years ago #it takes danny so long to find tim bc tim was spiralling and only after bruce got back did he get into a normal routine enough to get got

[suchawrathfullamb]

I love how unapologetic mads is about his crush on hugh like "yes he's so tiny, he's the dessert, handsome man, cute ears, I would keep him in a small fridge and cherish his body for a long time and smoke those ears" *stares at the dancy-ass so much bryan decides to change the plot and make the show gay*

#yes king thank you for your services #also he's so relatable like yes me too mads me fucking too #imagine the things we didn't see #i need the full bts of that show i feel like we're missing a lot of gems #and I stand by my theory that we hardly got madancy gag reels bc they were too incriminating #hannigram #nbc hannibal #hannibal #will graham #murder husbands #hannibal lecter #hugh dancy #mads mikkelsen

[lexosaurus]

Companies nowadays are getting SO comfortable asking for our social security numbers.

Like why tf does Optimum need my social to install wifi? They're just an internet provider, they don't need my social. I don't care that the last people living at my location didn't pay their bill, there are a dozen other ways to prove that I'm not them without me handing over my social.

Anyway, hot tip, legally you can refuse to give your social security in unnecessary cases like this. If a company needs to prove that you are who you say you are, they have alternative ways to do so.

#not dp related #and y'all im SO fucking cautious about fraud #that's really what this is about #protecting yourself from fraud #i just always say i dont give out my social over the phone #if kelly from geico needs my social security to prove my identity post-crash #then she can tell geico to go fuck themselves and whatever dispute between our insurance companies is between them #here's the police report again hasta la vista #if optimum needs my social to untag my apartment for 'do not service' #then they can go fuck themselves there are other ways to prove i'm not Juan #here's my billing address hasta la vista babey

[xno-chill-memesx]

Fr

#memes #savage memes #lol #memesdaily #meme #dank memes #savage #funny memes #funny #omg #best memes #no chill memes #no chill #relatable memes #relatable #it be like that sometimes #why is this me #retail memes #retail #customer service #comedy #hilarious #pokemon memes #pokemon #mood af #mood

[high-quality-tiktoks]

All real things customers have said and/or done to us😇

#video #tiktok #tiktoks #funny #lmao #wtf #relatable #mood #job #jobs #work #restaurant #restaurants #waiter #waiters #customer service #karen #karens #dietwater22

[gallusrostromegalus]

"C: Is there a trope you wouldn’t touch with a ten foot pole?"

You couldn't fucking PAY me to write a coffeeshop AU. Love might be able to bloom on the battlefield, but it withers and rots in the foodservice industry.

#people who do food service are stronger than any warrior and tremendously sexy #but a starbucks is a desolate place of Modern Marketable Minimalism and profoundly unsexy labor exploitation #Nothing hot happens behind the counter of a coffee bar #Except Osha-violation related steam burns

[7millionheartemojis]

"i can take care of myself" <- girl who absolutely fucking cannot

#honest to god guys i probably need a caretaker #i struggle to eat #i struggle to sleep #i struggle to make myself meals #i struggle to do basic hygiene tasks like showering and brushing my teeth or hair #on top of that with mental health #im frequently having episodes where i need actual restraint and supervision for safety #i think i am probably in need of a lot more support #most likely in the form of a service dog and a at least part time caretaker #but i do doubt that thatll be support i ever get #disabled #disability #chronic illness #chronically ill #hpd safe #bpd safe #npd safe #ppd safe #<- since its directly related to my pds as well

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

#kikis delivery service #kiki’s delivery service #relatable #dating #relationships #memes #meme #lol #funny #tweets #tweet #twitter

[gummybearstastelikesadness]

Danny, Jazz, and their parents all go to Gotham for some reason, most likely something sciencey or related to Jazz and college, IDC.

(Danny has only been in Gotham for a single afternoon and he’s already had 4 people attempt to mug him, almost been run over, and walked through what he’s pretty sure was a gang fight. But the weirdest thing that had to have happened to him so far has been the multiple random people keep giving him weird looks and asking if he’s okay way to often for Gotham don’t-trust-people City. It must be his Fenton luck.)

After all the randomness Gotham throws at Danny he like most teenagers exhausted and hungry late at night goes to get fast food. He walks into Batburger (it’s a Gotham staple he wants to know how it compares to the Nasty Burger) and the cashier stares at Danny as he orders like 12 peoples worth of food for him and Jazz.

The cashier, a literal midnight shift customer service worker asks Danny if he’s okay. Danny even more annoyed about people asking that just let’s out an exaggerated sigh and says something about being “just tired and hungry.” The cashier, who is not paid enough for this drops it, rings Danny up, and gives him an order number.

Danny’s order takes a while so he just leans on a wall and surfs the web, maybe messages Jazz or Sam and Tucker. Just vibes, leaning on the Batburger wall.

Eventually some of the bats shows up mid patrol to get something to eat and all pause in the doorway. Causing Danny to look up from his phone and see all of them looking right at him. Danny an annoyed teenager just asks them what they’re looking at.

One of them breaking out of the awkwardness asks Danny if he’s okay. Danny who’s been asked that 15+ times in the last 45 minutes just yells “Why do people keep asking me that?!?”

One of the bats responds with something like “… because you have a knife in your stomach.”

Danny looks down and sees that yes he does have a knife in him and just didn’t notice it. His only response is something along the lines of “Oh, I liked this hoodie.”

The bats are thinking this kids in shock or something and Danny’s just thinking that now he has a free knife because he’ll be healed in a day or so at most.

Danny’s order number gets called, he gets his food, and he just walks away ghosting the concerned bats.

#danny phantom #dp #dp x dc #dc x dp #dp prompt #danny fenton #batfam #Danny now has a free knife :D but has to fix his hoodie :( #after removing the blood (hydrogen peroxide and cold water washing repeated until all stains are removed- only then put in dryer- sets the #stains otherwise) Danny puts NASA patches or patches related to his ghost frenemies to fix his hoodie or embroiders it to repair it. #the bats are concerned of the random stabbed civilian child that vanished into the night and are looking for the kid #meanwhile Danny’s just eating his Batman themed burger after getting patched up listening to Jazz talk about how nice his new knife #but that he should probably start doing regular wound checks so he doesn’t bother customer service workers with biohazards again

[k-tarotz]

New Kpop Game!

How it works;

Send a request with 2 idols (can be from the same group but don't have to be for this) who you'd like check your compatibility with!

Send us your sun, moon and venus sign!

Send either your life path number or enneagramm!

Follow us, like this post and Reblog our paid readings here! To participate!

We are doing this small game for a smaller insight of our newest paid reading "sweet venom" which will be much more detailed! Paid readings are Open for anyone of course! ♡

The game will close exactly 2 hours after this post - any request after it will automatically be deleted!

Though we might open it again tomorrow or after a few days - same circumstances as now!

- Hun & Candy

#kpop game #kpop ask game #kpop #kpop reading #tarot #tarot reading #kpop tarot #kpop related #paid tarot readings #kpop asks #kpop astrology #kpop community #free readings #paid reading #paid services #small game #small business #enhypen #Seventeen #stray kids #ateez #txt #kpop games #txt game #girls generation #enhypen fluff #txt fluff #boynextdoor #tarot readings #blackpink

[st-alastors-confessional]

al, I overdosed on melatonin perc and xanax yesterday, I just wanted to take a nap. r drugs sins? I don’t feel sorry😒just wanted to ask

Drugs? A sin?

Oh-ho-ho, certainly not.

But safe practices are always paramount when consuming substances. I implore you to take care in future, my dear. I’d hate for anything to damage that wonderful soul of yours.

Your sins are forgiven.

St. Alastor

#Forgiven #The Confessional #St Alastors Confessional #TW: Drugs #TW: OD #Please please please be safe when doing anything drug related #We respect drug use here at The Confessional #Call your emergency services immediately if this happens to you #Make sure you look after yourself first #Then and ONLY THEN can you write an ask about it on tumblr dot com #Thanks for the ask anon x #Hope you’re feeling better! #From Admin x #hazbin hotel #alastor #hazbin hotel alastor #hazbin alastor #hazbin art #alastor hazbin hotel #the radio demon

[writeouswriter]

ID: The “(opening my god damn email) there better not be any god damn emails in here” tweet by audipenny edited to read “(working in the god damn customer service industry) there better not be any goddamn customers in here.” End ID]

#meme #relatable #customer service #heeelllpppp #I hate it here #they sense when I sit down to eat or go to the back to do something else #they sense it and then they swarm #also one came in with c*vid and oh I want to explode get out get out stop infecting other customers if you KNOW you have it #need to start chasing them away with brooms idc #they all conspire to come at the same time directly after the other worker leaves

[originalaccountname]

#vee this is for you #i've only ever posted like 3 things on this blog in like 9 years of services #breaking my silence to yell about chuuya #yes it's related to all the recent takes about where Chuuya belongs #because all of them have great points but also none of them make sense #which makes me anxious to know if Asagiri has a better idea of where he is going or if #you know #because there's an option that doesn't require to make a decision at all about where he ends up or what's fulfilling for his character #and I don't want that #bsd #bsd chuuya #bsd nakahara chuuya #bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs #apparently i talk sometimes