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The ineffables in the outfits me and my partner wore to a gomens convention :)

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Yeah ok so maybe I read this fic by @kneelbeforeyourdogbabylon where the ineffables meet at a clandestine ladies club in the 1800s and maybe I felt some kinda way about it and maybe I drew it ok?

Uncensored b00b on ao3.

Let's see if tumblr allows this

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965 Wanted to try out one of @/AlmaKRowan's cute flower tutorials + an eepy angel

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One of my favourite underrated Crowley/Aziraphale tropes is the moment where they run into each other somewhere totally unexpected and are like “Oh hey! It’s you!” It’s just such a delight every time. My favourite is when neither of them is expecting the other, but it’s good when just one of them is surprised too. They’re always so happy to see each other, even when they know they shouldn’t be.

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I just know Aziraphale and Crowley will end up retired the way Pestilence is retired. Going on and on about how relaxed they are and how happy they are not to be working, meanwhile you glance at their calendar out of the corner of your eye and take immediate psychic damage.

(every retiree I’ve ever met is like this)

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They’re going to the movies

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when I see something dated 2019 I think “oh that’s not too long ago” and then I remember that 2019 was not only five years ago but those five years have somehow contained several lifetimes

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The affronted tone with which Aziraphale asks where Furfur got the bullet catch booklet, because it's only available to Working Professional Magicians, is so funny. His worst fears have just been realized, a demon has shown up to arrest his husband, but he can still take a moment to be offended on behalf of his fake profession that important trade secrets have fallen into the wrong hands.

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When lips move faster than brains...

Incorrect Good Omens Quotes Masterpost Part 1 : here

Incorrect Good Omens Quotes Masterpost Part 2 : here

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Aziraphale plays dirty.

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i know it's been said a million times but i still find it so fucking funny that shax told aziraphale that he isn't crowley's type. girl crowley's type is "aziraphale." not even nerds or bookshop owners or angels, it is ONLY aziraphale.

and that makes aziraphale's reaction so much funnier because he KNOWS she's bluffing. it's SO obvious. like he's oblivious, but he's not THAT oblivious. he's literally like the only person crowley has ever willingly hung out with. like nice try but that's the worst bluff ever, i thought you were supposed to be good at this.

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Made the worst brownies ever created just now

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a little bit of an art nouveau moment for go3

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Crumbling

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How to make relationship compromises.                                       

There were no beds.            

Aziraphale Stonk.

Crowley sleeps outside the realm of physics.                       

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Miracled bread doesn’t taste nearly as good as making it the old fashioned way ✨

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French School, 20th Century - The black cat