Jesse: I wasn’t that drunk.
Rex: You colored my face with a highlighter because you said I was important.
Jesse: BECAUSE YOU ARE!
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Damian, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him
Bruce: You did WHAT–
Jason: William Snakepeare
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Alberu : Protip is you do not feel good about yourself after eating tomato sauce on iceberg lettuce. Cale: What's wrong with you??
Alberu : I literally JUST said I ate tomato sauce on iceberg lettuce?? Pay attention.
Cale: No, he means other than that.
Alberu : Ohhhhhh.
Alberu : I haven't slept in 4 days
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Alexis: wow you and Egor are home early from the movies. What happened?
Wenjie: We got kicked out because Egor wouldn't stop yelling diving scores as people jumped off the titanic.
Egor: That last guy had a solid 8, I'm telling you!
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Me and my friends Minecraft characters that we lovingly refer to as the “crime bois” and some doodles i did with random quote generator.
Kitty (Mine) - is a cat girl and is the youngest. She is chaotic and definitely has low impulse control due to age. Unofficially adopted by Phoenix and little sister to Myste
Myste- Fox boi who is fire resistant for lore reason I never asked about. General chaos creator and easily the most impulsive and aggressive. Best friends with Phoenix and big brother/mentor to Kitty. Angsty boi
Phoenix - appointed oldest (we don’t know who’s actually oldest) and mom friend TM. Kitty stowed away on her ship and They just kept her. Became friends with Myste because of close proximity.
(I mixed up 3 brass instruments so please don’t come at me.)
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Dogma: Why is everyone so obsessed with top or bottom? Honestly, I’d just be excited to have a bunk bed.
Jesse: ...
Jesse: I'm gonna tell him.
Kix: Don't you dare.
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Jason: I’m kind of crushing on someone, but I’m worried about telling you who it is because you’re not going to like it
Bruce: Just rip the bandage off.
Jason: It’s Oliver Queen's old sidekick, Roy Harper
Bruce: Put the bandage back on
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