#quotes by my roommate

[wishing-well-art]

MORE MARCELINE FITS

#my art #artists on tumblr #art #adventure time #fionna and cake #marceline the vampire queen #marceline abadeer #marceline the star #fanart #i love her gothic fits so much #shes so slay #to quote my roommate

[thr-333]

Leo: Did you read the comic yet?

Donnie: Yeah I liked that one scene where-

Mikey: I SAW A BIRD TODAY

#Random roommate quotes #to be fair(to me) that bird was inside #they have NOT let it go #I can't even mention birds anymore without someone going #so you saw a bird today #my bird watching days are over #rottmnt #rise of the tmnt #rottmnt quotes

[rsworldxx]

Chuuya: We all live in glass houses really.

Dazai: What’s my glass house then?

Chuuya: Your freakish personality.

#bsd incorrect quotes #bsd #bungo stray dogs #bungou stray dogs #dazai osamu #chuuya nakahara #soukoku #incorrect quotes #things my roommates say

[fragmented-lullabies]

honestly so true of them

#my roommate is a vampire #btvs #buffy #buffy the vampire slayer #rupert giles #spuffy #bangel #jenna levine #vampire #romcom #excerpt #quote #funny #buffy angel

[quilldesignz]

I heard we were having a @joehills support weekend?

#joe hills #the joe hills difference #hermitcraft season 6 #one of my favorite quotes out of context #quilldesignz #i had a really clean font but when i was adjusting it it got all crinkly #my roommate said it looked fitting

[hotcacaonoice]

Sokka: Suki is pregnant again what should we name the baby

Toph: Little Shit

Sokka: that has offensive words, they won’t let us

#sukka #atla sokka #atla suki #sokka/suki #toph beifong #atla #avatar the last airbender #atla incorrect quotes #me asking my roommate what I should call my sims baby #very accurate… in my opinion #yes I also ship zukka leave me in peace #Sokka #suki #toph atla #toph #hotcacaono ice

[whereare-myglasses]

Soap: If you think about it-

Ghost: Don't make me think

#this happened between me and my roommate this morning and I immediately thought of them #john soap mactavish #simon ghost riley #incorrect quotes #incorrect cod quotes #soapmactavish #soapghost #ghostsoap #ghoap #two halves of a whole idiot #modern warfare #incorrect modern warfare quotes

[knittedbond]

labor day, labor day

do all your shopping

AT WALMART

#semicolon #i showed this to my roommate and now we can't stop quoting it at each other

[doyoueverstopandthink]

our flag means death characters as things my friends and i have said

stede: "so apparently i'm a dilf and a heartbreaker."

ed: "four twenty, make a wish. wait, no, that's nine eleven. that's still wrong."

oluwande: "just because i said 'fuck you' for having a reese's doesn't mean you get to call me a dumb bitch for talking to my ex."

jim: "the problem with shopping in the men's section is that men can have the same shirt. i have the same shirt as lucius."

lucius: "sorry, can you repeat that? i stopped listening as soon as you started talking."

black pete: "people are going to think i have a lot of issues if they see me call you bro and babes out of context."

frenchie: "what is 'cishet' and am i it?"

izzy: (about stede) "he's probably eaten crayons before."

wee john: "you gotta use your thinker to get a good thunk"

buttons: "done with my appointment. fear my approach."

the swede: "what does it means when someone says, 'fuck it we ball'? fuck what? the ball?"

roach: "so if couples are like soup-"

#these were mostly said by my roommate or my siblings lmao #stede bonnet #ed teach #oluwande boodhari #jim jimenez #lucius spriggs #black pete #frenchie #izzy hands #wee john feeney #nathaniel buttons #the swede #roach #ofmd #our flag means death #incorrect quotes #ofmd incorrect quotes

[writerswho]

Weems: You'd really like Enid.

Wednesday: Why do people always say that? I hate everybody, why would I like her?

#that conversation happened after weems said 'let's meet the your new roommate' #hey since you're here could you please share my pined post please #enid sinclair #wenclair #principal weems #larissa weems #netflix wednesday #wednesday netflix #wednesday addams #wednesday incorrect quotes

[suck-a-egg]

A Shiny: Marshal Commander Cody is one of the most accomplished troopers in the GAR

Rex: Good for Cody. He's a nerd.

#Source: a conversation between me and my roommate #tcw #the clone wars #incorrect clone wars quotes #star wars the clone wars #swtcw #tcw captain rex #clone trooper rex #clone captain rex #commander rex #captain rex #cody and rex #rex and cody #commander cody #clone commander cody

[cissa-calls]

Countdown to Agatha: Darkhold Diaries: Day 620

Wanda: *going to take a shower*

Wanda: *opens bathroom door*

Y/N and Agatha: *crouched on the bathroom floor in mage robes whilst they conduct a ritual on the shower floor with tea leaves and burning parchment*

Wanda: “Nope.” *slams door*

Natasha: “I thought you were taking a shower?”

Wanda: “No I wasn’t”

#inspired by a recent project of mine where I had to tea stain paper in the bathroom and my poor roommate just wanted to goddamn shower #wandavision #agatha harkness #house of harkness #agatha all along #hahndavision #house of harkness counter #marvel #wanda maximoff #agatha harkness x reader #wanda maximoff x reader #coven of chaos counter #coven of chaos #incorrect marvel quotes #agatha: darkhold diaries #darkhold diaries counter #Darkhold diaries

[asl-bros-incorrect-quotes]

Luffy: *singing supercalifragilisticexpialidocious while in the drive-through*

Sabo: You know they can hear you, right?

Luffy: Oh I hope so

#one piece #luffy #monkey d. luffy #sabo #revolutionary sabo #asl brothers #asl pirates #incorrect one piece quotes #one piece incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #do not repost #source family: #other #mod: i miss my roommate:(

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Equius: D-> How much for the horse tornado

Sollux: 2iir, that'2 a carou2el.

Equius: D-> I must have it

#submission #equius zahhak #sollux captor #incorrect homestuck quotes #homestuck quotes #mod nepeta #//ME #actually this is my horse girl roommate

[pm-00]

this just in: José la cucaracha is CANONICALLY inmortal!!! a win for José fans

#José has more lore than Rivers. to quote my roommate #qsmp #live blogging

[rsworldxx]

Dazai: When I talk to you, I don’t look into your eyes, I look straight at your teeth

Chuuya: What the actual fuck?!

#bsd incorrect quotes #bsd #bungo stray dogs #bungou stray dogs #soukoku #incorrect quotes #dazai osamu #chuuya nakahara #things my roommates say