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Countdown to Agatha: Day 784

Agatha: *opening mail* “Goddam it, I’m on another no fly list!”

Wanda: “I thought you were already banned from all airplanes?”

Y/N: “I thought it was a ban on major airlines? Especially after you brought Señor Scratchy on that last plane and he bit-“

Agatha: “Yes, yes, we know. He bit someone and then I bit someone and we got banned, that’s old news. This is a new suspension from S.H.I.E.L.D. for public flying.”

Wanda, grabbing paper: “As in using your powers flying? What did you do?”

Y/N, muttering: “More like what didn’t she do…”

Agatha: “Apparently scaring mortals counts as “disturbing the peace” or whatever”

#idk why but a specific no fly list for superhero’s is a rlly funny concept to me #wandavision #agatha harkness #house of harkness #agatha all along #hahndavision #house of harkness counter #marvel #wanda maximoff #agatha harkness x reader #wanda maximoff x reader #coven of chaos counter #coven of chaos #incorrect marvel quotes #darkhold diaries counter #agatha: darkhold diaries #darkhold diaries #wagatha #wanda x agatha #agatha

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Countdown to Agatha: Day 783

Wanda: “Did you know?-“

Agatha: “I already know all those things, because I just know. I’ve been around for so long, it’s hard to not just know everything”

Y/N: “Ohhh- so you already know that I snitched and told Wanda about the family of snakes you summoned and let live under the fridge?”

Agatha, tackling Y/N: “WHY DID YOU TELL HER?!”

Y/N: “You said you knew everything?!”

Wanda: “To be fair Agatha, it wasn’t hard to figure out. I went to get the frozen beans and they hissed at me”

#and agatha thought that mess up was so subtle #wandavision #agatha harkness #house of harkness #agatha all along #hahndavision #house of harkness counter #marvel #wanda maximoff #agatha harkness x reader #wanda maximoff x reader #coven of chaos counter #coven of chaos #incorrect marvel quotes #darkhold diaries #darkhold diaries counter #agatha: darkhold diaries #wanda x agatha #Wagatha #agatha

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Countdown to Agatha: Day 782

Agatha: “You know-“

Wanda: “-but you don’t know! You only talk and talk but never listen!”

Agatha:

Ghost of Vision:

Wanda: “I’m sorry, I just have a lot of feelings sometimes”

Agatha: “No, no, go head. I was just about to torture you some more anyways - though you should really be more cognizant of interrupting people”

Wanda: “I’m so sorry, can we try verbally sparring again?”

Agatha: “Let’s take it from the top!”

#alternate ending scene of the last episode #agatha can excuse torture but draws the line at interrupting someone #wandavision #agatha harkness #house of harkness #agatha all along #hahndavision #house of harkness counter #marvel #wanda maximoff #countdown to coven of chaos #coven of chaos counter #coven of chaos #incorrect marvel quotes #darkhold diaries counter #agatha: darkhold diaries #darkhold diaries #wagatha #wanda x agatha #agatha

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Countdown to Agatha: Day 757

Natasha: “You’re a morosexual, just accept it!”

Wanda: “A what?”

Natasha: “A morosexual - it means you’re only attracted to morons”

Wanda: “I am not!”

Natasha: “Really?” *points to Y/N and Agatha*

Agatha and Y/N: *trying to slide down the banister of a three story spiral staircase*

Y/N: “If Anna did it in the opening song of Frozen, then SO CAN I” *slips off and cascades down an entire story*

Agatha: “HAHAHA” *slips and falls on top of them* “OOF”

Natasha to Wanda: “You’re doing a terrible job beating the allegations”

#congrats Wanda you’re officially the last to know #I can’t be the only one who dreams of fancily sliding down a staircase railing?! #wandavision #agatha harkness #house of harkness #agatha all along #hahndavision #house of harkness counter #marvel #wanda maximoff #agatha harkness x reader #wanda maximoff x reader #coven of chaos #coven of chaos counter #incorrect marvel quotes #agatha: darkhold diaries #Darkhold diaries counter #Darkhold diaries #agatha

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Countdown to Agatha: Darkhold Diaries: Day 629

****Spoiler warning!! Leaks!!!****

Images of Agatha from the upcoming show Agatha: Darkhold Diaries have been leaked:

Credit to @ScarletWitchUpd and @AgathaHNews on Twitter for these images

#SPOILER WARNING #agatha: Darkhold diaries spoilers #wandavision #agatha harkness #house of harkness #agatha all along #hahndavision #house of harkness counter #marvel #wanda maximoff #agatha harkness x reader #wanda maximoff x reader #coven of chaos counter #coven of chaos #incorrect marvel quotes #agatha: darkhold diaries #Darkhold diaries #Darkhold diaries counter

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Countdown to Agatha: Darkhold Diaries: Day 736

Agatha: *passed out on the couch*

Y/N: “Aww, she looks so cute when she’s asleep!”

Wanda: “Cute? She sleeps like a medieval peasant anticipating assassination”

Y/N: “Is it the knife?”

Wanda: “It’s the knife.”

#agatha sleeps with a knife #cannonically #wandavision #agatha harkness #house of harkness #agatha all along #hahndavision #house of harkness counter #marvel #wanda maximoff #agatha harkness x reader #wanda maximoff x reader #coven of chaos #coven of chaos counter #incorrect marvel quotes #darkhold diaries #darkhold diaries counter #agatha: darkhold diaries

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Countdown to Agatha: Darkhold Diaries: Day 714

Y/N: “I wish I was there to have watched you duel, it seemed like such a dramatic affair”

Wanda: “I promise you, it’s better that you missed it. It was emotional for all”

Agatha: “…give me a minute”

Agatha: *bursts in wearing Wanda’s scarlet witch costume* “I’m not a witch. I don’t cast spells. No one taught me magic!”

Wanda: *deep exhale*

Agatha: “I said your line!! We’re doing a scene here Wanda! You’re supposed to say, as me: “Your power exceeds that of the Sorcerer Supreme-“

Wanda: *glares*

Agatha: “Oh what, like I’m supposed to play me and you’re supposed to play you? Boring! Plus - even if your pants are a wee bit too long, your costume fits!”

Agatha: “Now Y/N, hand me the toaster so it can be the stand in for Vision in the finale before the hex dissolves”

Wanda: *tackles her*

#wanda ready to bite Agatha #wandavision #agatha harkness #house of harkness #agatha all along #hahndavision #house of harkness counter #marvel #wanda maximoff #agatha harkness x reader #wanda maximoff x reader #coven of chaos counter #coven of chaos #incorrect marvel quotes #agatha: darkhold diaries #Darkhold diaries counter #darkhold diaries

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Countdown to Agatha: Day 748

Wanda: *visibly upset*

Y/N: “Awww look! She’s doing her signature angry nose scrunch!”

Wanda: “Don’t prod at me right now, or else it’s your funeral”

Agatha: “It’s so hard to when you make such a cute face!!” *boops nose*

Wanda: “THAT’S IT” *body slams Agatha*

#this post is dedicated to Lizzie’s signature nose scrunch #which I’ve kinda unconsciously adopted lol #wandavision #agatha harkness #house of harkness #agatha all along #hahndavision #house of harkness counter #marvel #wanda maximoff #agatha harkness x reader #wanda maximoff x reader #coven of chaos #coven of chaos counter #incorrect marvel quotes #agatha: darkhold diaries #Darkhold diaries counter #darkhold diaries #agatha

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Countdown to Agatha: Darkhold Diaries: Day 731

Y/N: “I made you both some tea!”

Wanda: “Thank you!”

Agatha: “Appreciate it hon!”

Y/N: *happily leaves*

Agatha: *dumps both cups in a plant”

Wanda: “What are you doing?”

Agatha: “Saving your life - and your stomach - see?”

Plant: *withers and dies*

Wanda: “Why don’t you tell them that the tea is so bad it could be classified as a biological weapon?”

Agatha: “I will NOT be the one to crush their dreams. I may be evil, but I’m not a monster”

#it’s okay Y/N you just cannot boil water #wandavision #agatha harkness #house of harkness #agatha all along #hahndavision #house of harkness counter #marvel #wanda maximoff #agatha harkness x reader #wanda maximoff x reader #coven of chaos counter #coven of chaos #incorrect marvel quotes #darkhold diaries #agatha: darkhold diaries #Darkhold diaries counter

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Countdown to Agatha: Darkhold Diaries: Day 739

Tommy: “Hey mom?”

Wanda: “Yeah, what’s up?”

Billy: “We can’t find the new action figures you got us”

Wanda: “Really? Do you think you misplaced them? They have to be around here somewhere - I mean - it’s not like they grew legs and walked away!”

*meanwhile*

Agatha, with several figurines: “DIE DIE DIE I WRESTLE YOU WITH MY SUPREME POWER*

Y/N, also holding a pair: “I’m gonna make them kiss”

#wandavision #agatha harkness #house of harkness #agatha all along #hahndavision #house of harkness counter #marvel #wanda maximoff #agatha harkness x reader #wanda maximoff x reader #coven of chaos counter #coven of chaos #incorrect marvel quotes #darkhold diaries #agatha: darkhold diaries #darkhold diaries counter

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Countdown to the Darkhold Diaries: Day 584

Agatha arguing with Y/N: “-What next? Emotional vulnerability?? What else do you expect of me yet I have none to give?”

Wanda: “Woah, Woah! What’s going on here!

Y/N: “Agatha’s- she’s- she’s”

Agatha: “Aww can’t spit it out, can you? Can’t use your big girl words?”

Y/N: “AGATHA’S BEING A BITCH”

*shocked silence*

Wanda: “…damn Agatha…to be honest you kinda had that coming though”

#y/n is rage incarnate in such a small body #wandavision #agatha harkness #house of harkness #agatha all along #hahndavision #house of harkness counter #marvel #wanda maximoff #agatha harkness x reader #wanda maximoff x reader #coven of chaos counter #coven of chaos #incorrect marvel quotes #agatha: darkhold diaries #Darkhold diaries #Darkhold diaries counter