#probably the wine

[dynamite124]

tally: im a damgerous ex thalmor on the run hiding my identity and i love killing people and being a bitch

everyone: mom friend

tally: what? wait, no-

everyone: too late. mom friend.

#2nd time Tally was called a Bitch #It is the wine #probably the wine #mom friend

[unovni]

why am i so heartbroken tonight

#probably the wine

[yennao]

Have this absolute mess of a scribble ig. I got Zolu on the brain Big time rn

#one piece #zolu #trophy hitman #luzo #luzo one piece #luffy and zoro #roronoa zoro #it’s the unwavering trust for me bestie #and probably the part where they’re both reckless jackasses #love that #I don’t know wine #obviously

[hotpotghosts]

#chilaios #warm up doodle page + #jokes about the official restaurant AU bc I didn’t get why Chilchuck wasn’t in charge of wine then remembered #he’s the worlds smallest alcoholic and would deffo be stealing sips on the job #totally sloshed by the end of his shift he needed to be stopped #this mf be pouring himself a glass when people ask for wine #Senshi probably likes wine I just wanted him to blep #these are both older drawings is it obvious ahdhshd I need to get better at posting as I draw shit oops #ghostmakestuff

[mobius-m-mobius]

smitten, I believe

#aziraphale #crowley #michael sheen #david tennant #good omens #good omens 2 #good omens spoilers #ngl a line of all time #you know what as far as the show's concerned i live here now where they're smitten and nothing else happened! nothing at all #there's a table with wine and roses and they're staring at each other for a thousand years bc that's probably crowley's dream date anyway #and he deserves it 😔💕 #goodomensedit #msheenedit #dtennantedit #gos2spoilers #dianagifs

[kacievvbbbb]

I just know Crocodile brought on Mihawk because he thought he would be sensible, calm and collected, low maintenance. He thought it was going to be them against the idiocy that is buggy. And it is to a degree.

What he failed to calculate is that Mihawk is just as bad as buggy.

Worse even because at least Buggy can be bullied into doing paperwork. I just know everyday Crocodile is astonished by the absolute commitment Mihawk has to his aesthetic. Walks into his tent just to find that he has somehow converted this circus ass tent into a mid century gothic castle. Somehow carpeted the whole thing end to end is burning more that a 100 candles for “mood lighting”, has a fully open fire pit and a sewing machine in the corner.

Like Crocodiles essentially a mafioso he can appreciate the wanting nice things. Still won’t prepare him for the day Mihawk’s brings him a wine budget, a tailoring budget and an embroidery budget all painstakingly itemized.

Won’t prepare him for having to replace every single wine glass because buggy drank out of one and he can’t break up a set but refuses to use a cup that buggy’s put his mouth on.

He’s starting to think that the real reason the Warlords were disbanded was because they simply could not afford to pay for Mihawk’s upkeep anymore and decided they’d rather pay in cadet lives than see one more wine budget.

He is essentially being held hostage, in his own guild, by the whims of a bored middle aged vampire, and a fucking clown.

#Mihawk is a man of whims. #crocodile is crushing screaming pulling out his hair. #I know Mihawk’s government expenses half the reason Sengoku retired. he probably can’t even look at wine anymore #he really thought he was about to get a sensible business partner #and wound up with the most unhinged hedonistic petty man in the New World. #fully have you ever seen this man do paperwork in his life? #Crocodile is trying to run a business while his two partners steadily try to run it into the ground with every frivolous expense #atleast Mihawk brings muscle and the occasional good idea when he’s so inclined. #hawkeye mihawk #cross guild is geniunly the funniest thing to ever happen in the history of media #dracule mihawk #sir crocodile #buggy the clown #buggy pirates #cross guild #throwing thoughts to the void #one piece #op

[s0ft-karina]

wine drunk topless selfies?? how fun ✨oh btw do you guys like my bangs? lol

#me #gemini #princess #<333 #wine drunk karina is here 💞 #will probably delete this #selfie

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Sharing is Caring!

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#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #wei wuxian #lan wangji #jiang cheng #While listening to the Lotus Seed extra I was like 'aw this art is so cute.' #Post The Fanfic Fiasco (re: last comic's tags) I am haunted by the green orbs. WWX has a bag of edible green orbs and I am in hell. #First draft of this comic's script has JC saying 'dude you wouldn't even share with me!' and I love his little sibling indignation. #Middle child power is knowing that you don't have to share with your siblings. The little wet eyes and weak hand slaps do NOTHING. #JC probably already ate all of his lotus seeds. That's on you dude! #Part of me wants to get deeper with the metaphor of the lotus seeds here. It is a gesture of a certain kind of affection. #JYL gives something to WWX she does not quite share with JC. And WWX in turn gives something to LWJ he does not share with JC. #Really puts JC's line 'You're always eating...eating eating' into a very different light. #There are other kinds of starving besides hunger. There are other ways to be a glutton than just food and drink. #WWX's character pre-burial mounds is heavily focused on 'Indulgence'. Be it wine or flirting or hunting or eating- #-or receiving admiration; He is always indulging in ways we never see JC do. #I think the intentional contrast was with the Lan's 'Live simple and without indulgence' lifestyle. LWJ is the abstainer to wwx's gluttony. #But it does expand to JC as well! Both are locked into the role model position to have friction against WWX's apparent freedom. #I think LWJ and JC (at this point) see WWX as something they both want (in different capacities) and someone they want to be. #Yet despite the history between them it is not JC who WWX reaches out to. It's LWJ. #The boy already has an inferiority complex! Stop making it accidently worse!

[popuriandstuff]

#wine #funny #idk how to tag this as catholic whithout getting it into the weird trad catholic side of tumblr #so i wont #blasphemy #probably

[sanshinexx]

More incorrect quotes w/ the gang :D

Echo is so very done with everything. Tired mom™ needs a nap.

[More of these here]

#for all 'echo is a little shit' believers #don't worry you will get some of that tomorrow #probably #because fives might or might not be there as well #echo went from being part of the trouble duo to suddenly being the most responsible of his team #immediately turned into a wine mom #also don't worry about the black pasta in grey water it's space pasta guys it's okay #star wars #star wars the bad batch #the bad batch #bad batch #tbb #the bad batch fanart #bad batch fanart #tbb fanart #hunter #echo #wrecker #omega #tech #crosshair #the clone wars #star wars fanart #fan art #art #incorrect quotes

[sidespart]

Janus, arrives to the party visibly drunk and proceeds to be an enormous bitch to everyone until he gets slapped in the face: I can’t believe they don’t invite us to more events.

Remus, his shoes covered in human excrement: they don’t know what their missing.

#I love them both with my heart and soul but I too would probably only invite them to events where I had the strength of baby Jesus #and wine #to help me deal with them #sanders sides #sanders sides spoilers #janus sanders #remus sanders #the dork sides #love them

[ekingstonart]

“Did no one ever tell you, Supergirl, that it’s impolite to keep a lady waiting?”

#i’ll take your guesses on which book she’s reading #my wife wanted me to superimpose a passage from holiday wine on the open page #which #probably not too far off with how monstrously high the word count will be when it’s done #supercorp fan art #supergirl #lena luthor #art by ekingston #1k #personal fave

[guardian-angle22]

911: Lone Star | TK Strand & Carlos Reyes in S4E12

#911 lone star #911lsedit #tarlos #tk strand #carlos reyes #tw: alcohol #this scene has probably already been giffed a bunch already but who cares #I just love tk in this scene in particular #his plaid shirt #him cooking dinner and lighting candles and getting wine all for carlos #but also seeing carlos' reaction to it all and knowing he needed to be reassured that tk wasn't doing this to get him to change his mind #such a small part of it but so important #making clear that tk is doing this not to manipulate feelings but to show love and appreciation #but again... the plaid shirt. I just love the plaid shirt on tk ngl lol #maybe another outfit appreciation post is needed for that one #my gifs #long post #episode: s04e12 swipe left

[sergle]

I think my favorite thing about doing ginger red hair instead of cherry red hair is: lying to people about it

#I love the cherry red / wine red and I'll probably go back at some point bc it's my Origin. #but for now. #I don't actively lie to people but bc it's a Natural and Plausible hair color #and I'm already pale and I dye my eyebrows to match my hair. ppl figure it's natural #and it has come up MULTIPLE TIMES. and I've recently been rolling with it instead of correcting ppl. bc who cares? #recent examples that come to mind (but I did correct them in this one) my surgeon assuming it was natural #and using my genetics as a natural redhead as a baseline to tell me about what I can expect from my future scarring #and then again later with the anesthesia. they were going to dose me differently #the anesthesiologist glanced at me when I came into the OR and was getting the stuff ready on his cart #and when he heard me talking to my doc and re-telling him that oh the hair isn't natural #he was behind the curtain like FUCK #taking shit off his cart and quietly redoing his setup #that's how I learned that redheads need higher doses of anesthesia than other ppl. #they also need more of the topical stuff like lidocaine. apparently they metabolize it faster(?) #ANYWAY he was going to up my dose thinking I needed it lol #so i almost got way more sedatives and pain meds than i needed bc of my hair dye LMAOOO #other more Normal Life examples was a country dude in full hunting gear holding a door open for me someplace #and I said thank you and he lifted his hat up to point at his (natural) red hair and said ''twins!'' #this one sticks with me because that was such a cute thing to do. what the hell #and at snakefest I was talking to some people at their food truck. there was an older guy who trapped me into a convo for like 30mins #he was Very Nice. and they were going to some type of irish festival next and said I should go too bc I'll be right at home #flat out just was like. this bitch looks irish #and I don't know why all of this is so funny to me. it has no reason to be.

[dustbar]

So dust who has the highest alcohol tolerance and who has the lowest?

i HAD to answer this very quickly (this is only canon in bs !)

#i hope u know ive been WAITING for someone to ask this for so long #because its VERY important to me that ppl know killer has lost to saejun in a drinking contest #lets be real saejun probably ferments wine + often had late night drinks with nightmare ok #murder sans #dust sans #bad sanses #bar sanses #undertale au #sans au

[trans-cuchulainn]

two questions to ask yourself when you start looking for pre-christian material in medieval literature:

1. when are these texts from

2. when did christianity come to this area

i can guarantee you in the vast majority of celtic-language sources (and others) the answer to 2. is several centuries before 1. and at that point you gotta ask yourself... how likely is it that these people would be writing about something that has not been a thing for them or anyone they know for, like, four hundred years (or, in many cases, eight or nine hundred years), especially given that most of the people doing that writing are not merely passively existing in a christian society but are, yunno, monks

there are exceptions! but there are way fewer exceptions than you think there are gonna be! and the exceptions are almost always extremely nebulous sub layers that can't be disentangled from the other layers (which are christian) with any certainty so are always somewhat speculative!

and most importantly those other layers are interesting too, but if you only ever treat them like dirt to dig through to get to something "real" underneath you're sure gonna be disappointed a lot of the time (and you're gonna miss a lot of cool shit that would be really exciting if this was an actual archaeological dig and not a metaphor)!!

#this feels a bit like lobbing a grenade into a crowded theatre #but tbh everyone who is mad at me for saying this has probably already blocked me #given that I've been saying it for several years at this point #i think these days people are so used to religion being a personal thing #they don't really comprehend what it meant to Live In A Christian Society As A Medieval Person #like. we're not talking primarily about faith or what someone personally believed #but how society is structured and ordered and the paradigms its literature lives within #AND WHO PRODUCES THE LITERATURE #education is ecclesiastical. book production is ecclesiastical. literacy itself is in many cases ecclesiastical #the christianity is coming from inside the house #anyway whatever why am i trying #i had two (2) entire sips of wine this evening (i don't drink and don't like wine) #so maybe that's why i'm posting this lol