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cognitosclowns · 2 years

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I have a fun request/ask! What would make each member of the gang fall in love with someone? Like, what personality traits do they look for in a partner? (I know I asked for the gang but if you wanna also do JR and robotus or anyone else you can do them too since I know they're also popular)

OOH,,,,, THIS ASK IS SO GOOD

Sfw!! Cute shit Cute shit.

TW : brief mentions of immortality, death, mortality!!

Brett

HE,,, has trouble figuring out what he likes?

He hasn’t really,, had the chance to actually,, have opinions. He’s a big people pleaser? It’s hard for him to figure out his Likes And Dislikes, especially in people?

Mostly - he never discounts someone from the get-go. He knows even the most abrasive people can have hearts of gold!!

Overall,,, I do feel he has some stuff he keeps in mind :

Not-meanness!! Not specifically kindness - as long as someone,, isn’t going out of their way to make other peoples lives worse? That’s commendable! You’re already making the active choice to not hurt others, that’s a start!!

Attentive. Someone who will listen to him <333

Reagan

Independence. She needs to go her own thing sometimes, and she can’t always stand being Around Someone All The Time.

Someone <333 sure of themself? Clear goals in mind, with a plan to execute them?? <333 wowza

SOMEONE ORGANIZED???? shes,, a little chaotic at times so it makes her heart Flutter seeing smb,, super organized and put together??

Flexibility is,, also kind of a must. She gets caught up in her work,, very easily - its nice to have someone who can cope with how busy she is smndsm.

Glenn

Strong morals. People who aren’t afraid to defend the things they believe in.

in that same vein - passion? he loves ppl who enjoy the things they like,, shamelessly. Doesn’t matter what other people think of you, you’re gonna enjoy your life <3

also,, Softness. Ppl who,, aren’t afraid to show their emotions?? Listen he pretends to be tough but,, he’s secretly a big softy. seeing his s/o be soft,, makes him more comfortable with being soft <333

Gigi

On her dating profile, it says ‘I like power’ - might just be a generic line she uses, but tbh i think she admires confidence!!

besides,, knowing you can hold your own bring her peace of mind?? Her line of work can be,, very dangerous for loved ones. it takes a weight off her shoulders if she can tell herself you can keep yourself safe <3

Creativity <3 artists, musicians, writers, dance - she,, finds smth so beautiful about ppl who are vv creative??

Straightforward and open!! She doesn’t want to have to guess what you’re thinking - communication is very very important for her!!

Myc

JOKES! If smb can make him laugh, he’s absolutely hooked.

He’s been around a looooong fucking time. He’s heard ‘em all. If someone comes at him with new material, and it’s good?? OHO his attention is absolutely caught

In turn, someone who’s lighthearted!! He wants someone who’ll laugh at his jokes too!! Someone who knows not to take his,, Teasing TOO seriously.

Immortality is a bonus, but not a requirement. It,, yknow,, would just be nice :/

Honestly in terms of Long term Relationships?? Normalcy.

God fucking damnit he just wants,, someone who isn't,, some sort of superspy, or government agent, or secretly trying to murder him, or a fucking?? Alien??

This man is under,, so much stress all the time. he’s had enough excitement. No more excitement. ever again. the last thing he wants when he comes home from keeping the world from rolling off Atlas’ shoulders is More Excitement.

A supermodel who rock climbs in their free time, working in a government job? Dear god no!

A Fairly Average Person, who is patient enough to deal with him being gone for long bouts of time, loves him, and doesn’t ask too many questions? QUITE LITERALLY his dream.

He was also raised a Little Rich Boy so im adding in Manners and Punctuality

Alpha-Beta

Wit. Something about,, having smb who can keep up with him?? Whether that just be matching his snark, or deflecting it into smth else (i.e taking an insult as a compliment? very endearing, and frustrating smdns)

Also,, giving him attention. Not just in a Self Centered way - he,, doesn’t really have a lotta people who talk to him?

Tbh the ones who do talk to him mostly do it outta obligation to make sure he isnt,, Plotting Something (tm).

Visiting him?? Going out of your way to say hello, asking him about his day?? Taking an interest in his schedule, the things he likes? he,,, goes a little bit gooey <3

IF YOU SHARE HIS WORLD-DOMINATION AMBITIONS?? <3333

Again, immortality is a bonus but,,,,,, not an obligation. He’ll figure it out.

Andre

Curiosity! willingness to try new things! Enthusiasm!

Mundanity is his worst nightmare. He,, hates being stagnant. Can’t stand it.

THAT DOESN’T MEAN YOU GOTTA BE LIKE,, AN OLYMPIC ATHELETE OR SMTH. He likes passion in the way of like,,

‘Oh I Could Tell You Everything About Stamps. I Get Excited Enough That I Squeal When I See Lilies, Because It Reminds Me Of My Sister, etc.’

THAT???

HE LOVES IT HE LOVES IT. EXCITEMENT AND PASSION AND LOVE FOR THE THINGS THAT MAKE YOU HAPPY.

lmk if you had smth else in mind!!! this was <333 cute to write

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actualsunflower · 3 years

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I have a huge life update to share rn--- My top surgery consultation is scheduled for July 5th!!!! I’M SO EXCITEDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!! I’ve also been vaccinated!! :D ANNNDDD MY LEGAL NAME AND SEX HAVE BEEN CHANGEDD!!!!! :DDDD kind of a lot has happened since I’ve been actually active around here But now I guess is the much harder part, my official surgery date will be set at the consultation, but there’s a required $1,000 fee to set the official date for my surgery. The $1,000 covers a portion of the surgery as well, and the base price for the surgery is $8,500. I’ll get the exact price on July 5th, but that’s their base rate. I need to earn or raise at least $1,000 of the total cost before July 5th to secure my surgery date!! I’m going to take commissions when I can, I have 1 almost entirely complete right now and then I can take on more! I’m gonna have a more detailed explanation of everything under the cut so this isnt super super long so pls read under there if you want all the deets Pls consider commissioning me or donating so I can get top surgery!! read more for more info and me being sappy abt my emotions--

I’ve waited so long for this and I’m fricken excited, it’s the last step in transitioning for me! It really means everything for me, I feel like I’ve been waiting forever and I can’t believe it’s finally happening !?!!! I am forever in everyones debt here and everywhere because I never wouldve even been able to start hrt if it wasn’t for the help here. I’m just so. Overwhelmed with emotion and gratitude I cant even tell how many times Ive cried and just felt like... actual gender euphoria since starting t..

So abt the appointment, I’m getting surgery with Dr. Javad Sajan, and I’m getting button hole double incision. Im serious his before and after pictures make me so emotional I am so happy and emotional for those people and I cannot wait to feel that kind of happiness and relief. But a big problem about this for me, is that he is in Seattle, and I live in southern Oregon. I can’t drive, so I have to rely on someone else, or take the train from a nearby city (Eugene). My consultation is over skype (which is amazing and a huge relief), but my pre-op appointment is in person, and of course so is the actual surgery. We’re planning on taking the train from Eugene because it seems to be the most reliable way to get there and back each time. Aside from my surgery, I’ve got to cover the price of the trip there and back (twice, once there and back for pre-op, once there and back post op,) and the price of a place to stay during the pre-op appointment. Right now my goal cost wise, is just the booking and base appointment price ($8,500, that’s including the $1,000 appointment setting deposit, which is just a part of the surgery cost and the base covers everything, surgery, the stay at the hospital, nips, anesthesia, everything). The full price is due at the pre-op appointment, and that’s the final bill. My insurance doesn’t cover anything because it’s out of state and county, and because its informed consent model. (which Im choosing because Id have to battle insurance for 2 years minimum if I was getting the surgery in Oregon, but I am very set on my surgeon after considering everything and calling many offices and looking through many subreddits and talking to ppl who’ve gotten it here and there) A lot of this information is on their site as well. As soon as I have my consultation, I will be right here to update everything and set the exact price, which I’ll also be including the price of transportation and staying there. As for paying, I’ve been applying to so many jobs, and even when I get interviews I never hear back from them. People keep telling me to stop admitting I’m disabled but I just can’t do that. Lying about being disabled doesnt make me abled and they don’t get that. I’m still trying though, and I am not going to stop trying until I get a job. But until then commissions and donations are my only source of income. I’ve been struggling getting help psychologically, because I have schizophrenia, and because I was diagnosed with adhd as a child, but I think I’m actually autistic rather than having adhd, and it’s been really hard trying to get diagnosed because I keep getting pushed off or told I cant have autism because I have paranoid schizophrenia or because its “just adhd”, but the medications are just making everything worse, and Ive tried more than one already. My medications for schizophrenia have started not working right, and when my schizophrenia meds get under control, it makes my adhd (?) significantly worse. Genuinely, I really dont know what’s happening. I really dont know whats going on with me right now and it’s hard and confusing and I keep swinging back and forth and it’s making everything deteriorate so fast I cant keep up with it. It seriously effects my ability to do anything at all, even art, and its been like this for the last 6 months. I am trying though, still trying to work, still trying to get a job, still trying to get a real diagnosis and help and Im not going to stop any of that. But I think getting top surgery as soon as possible is going to help me too, because dysphoria has just gotten so much worse focusing on my chest since t has started helping me pass and look so much more masculine. It’s like all my attention went from everything DIRECTLY to my chest and its almost unbearable. Even now since my sex has been legally changed I keep having the horrible thoughts of ‘why, why I am a man Im not supposed to be this way’ and shit idk. I’m getting too serious right now I have an appointment with the dmv to get a new updated driver’s permit with my name and fixed legal sex, and when I do that I can set up a bank account (I cant yet bcs I dont have a valid id/ id at all because I actually lost the other one and have been carrying around that paper one you’re supposed to destroy that is literally from 2016) and when I do, I’m going to set up a proper gofundme for my surgery and the travel expenses, but for now all I have is my paypal and online banking savings account. I’ll get that up asap once I have my id, though (Ive already been to the bank with my notarized judge passed papers and they wont take those yeah I know it’s stupid its like the same thing) But uhhh yeah! Thank you for reading this far if you did lol and considering helping me bcs my god, it literally means everything to me. pls share hehe

#commission info #donation post #i know it seems like all i do is cry about needing money #but my god. bitches really do be needing money #its me im bitches #top surgery fund #help yer local transmasc flower #pls

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randombubblegum · 2 years

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and the thing too is like back in the earlier days it kinda felt like he was almost trying to manifest it? like being so confident and sure he'd get there it was endearing? i remember ppl back then being like "i love how much you love yourself and how confident you are it's refreshing" so it was either that or a very obvious joke and you could see who he was underneath,, but now it's like. unironic in a way? even if he's still trying to joke he's taken it way too far and it's become serious and he doesn't come off confident and pure anymore it feels arrogant and incongruent w the level of success he's actually achieved yk? and doubling down on this attitude now that he's taken the bit way too far only makes him look worse its not endearing anymore

yeah its really like……. the element of joking self-aggrandizing with the “were the richest band in the world” “diamond-selling band waterparks” and stuff was FUNNY and cute and endearing bc they were a small band, a baby band, but they were actively growing and doing it fast so it was cute and obviously lighthearted joking from a very excited and happy lead singer. AND the rest of the band was in on it!!!!!

but even the times awsten would praise waterparks not as a joke were much more like….. “i worked really hard for years and years and i love the music im putting out and im so happy and excited that other people are finally starting to love it too, i cant believe this” and being excited and grateful for every new opportunity and next step…… his excited tweets like “I CANT BELIEVE WERE ON RADIO DISNEY RIGHT NOW HELL YEAH” or “HOLY SHIT WERE ON A FUCKING BILLBOARD IN TIMES SQUARE” or “FANDOMS ON THE TOP 100 CHART IM GONNA SHIT MYSELF” stuff like that!!!!! just genuine gratitude and excitement about progress and growth with no expectation that he deserves it or that fans owed him something by buying X number of albums or streaming X number of times. maybe he still had those thoughts privately but he didnt express them so who cares!!!! now this mix of desperation and indignation that hes not more popular is just making him fall off faster bc who the FUCK wants to root for somebody like that.

#not me bitch #mail time!#neg

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masterthespianduchovny · 3 years

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I never wished for Gillian’s relationship to fail, but I was largely indifferent to it and it has nothing to do with Gillovny. Funny enough, I do actively dislike David’s relationship for obvious reasons.

I wasn’t super involved in the tumblr fandom during 2015-2016, but I do remember all of the fuckery that went down with David and gillian. Their behavior was what ignited dormant and new shippers. It added flames for those who never let that flame die.

So, you had all of G and D’s antics and shit, which many were going crazy over. Some notable people as well who have since distanced themselves from that era. Like most people were for this shit because whatever was going on between them was too hard to dismiss as being friendly or professional behavior. Or even harmless flirting.

Now, there are those who always insisted that G and D were acting and putting this show on for the fans. I guess to drive ratings, but this argument has always been nonsensical to me. For starters, people who are interested in Gillovny are going to watch regardless. Almost everyone else don’t give a shit and was going to watch the revival for Mulder and Scully. The things fans went crazy over wasn’t enough to even get anyone interested in the show who wasn’t already interested.

Like, the kimmel interview is mostly only interesting to someone who follows Gillovny or knows of their history. Other people would find their behavior interesting, but would they really make them watch the show??? And it’s barely even a headline.

So, what they were doing back then was enough to get philes excited, but not enough to drive ratings. Which cancels out the idea that they behaved the way they did to garner attention.

But, the naysayers kept insisting that this was all a PR ploy.

After (???) season 10 premiered, Gillian was spotted with Peter I suppose. And she kept being spotted with him. Don’t know the true timeline. But, when this happened, suddenly, these same naysayers were Gorgan. They were all in on Peter and Gillian and throwing shots at Gillovny fans and how we were “played.”

(It must be noted that just because Gillian ended up dating Peter doesn’t mean she didn’t have a thing with David. Lol)

Over time, they were gassing up this relationship and talking about Peter’s greatness and how he and Gillian balanced each other.

For me, my bullshit meter was going on.

Yes, some fans just wanted Gillian to be happy and shit, which I’m all for, but the loud gorgan supporters used this relationship to “get back” at the Gillovny crowd. I honestly don’t know how hostile it became between the two groups, but from what I did see, this support was superficial, which was proven years later.

Because, imo, how can you be for a relationship that just started and you barely know anything about it? How can you know all of this about two people you have no insight on? Gillian keeps her relationships largely private and we know even less about Peter’s relationships (read: marriage), yet there are posts about how these two are a good fit? Lol

What solidified my indifference was Gillian’s behavior. Pre like 2013, Gillian wasn’t really featured in the media all that much because she wasn’t doing any noteworthy projects. Then, she did the fall and was featured more. She was very vocal about being a feminist and shit. “Future is female”, talking about her same sex relationships, didn’t want to be in relationships unless she was in control. Isn’t this the woman who famously ended a relationship by going home and leaving her then boyfriend on the beach to find his way home? Lol.

Gillian’s image was very independent, assertive, I’m the boss, blah blah blah.

Then, she gets with Peter and it’s “he’s responsible for my success.” Peter this, Peter that, blah blah blah blah.

Gillian’s image is now submissive, insecure, handing the reigns over to her man.

That was something that made me look at her differently and not care for her relationship. It felt like whiplash from her previous image.

That image she cultivated with Peter was so contradictory in what she presented herself as while they were together. So, although I still supported her professionally, I just wasn’t here for the relationship.

Ironically enough, Gillian and Peter are the ones who come off as having the PR relationship compared to whatever David and Gillian were doing. Maybe not on the red carpet, but Gillian has (always) been silly and sexual with David. There are x files outtakes that proves this. She jokes/“jokes” with David about wanting to suck his “cock” and David has said shit to her like “did you just cum?” In many of their interviews, Gillian is the the giggly and silly.

Even when Gillian was with Mark and David was still with Tea, that dynamic was there, but a muted. 2015/16 was more pronounced, but it didn’t come out of nowhere. So, the idea that this was PR doesn’t track.

But, Gillian gets with peter and, suddenly, she has a personality change and is singing the praises of her boyfriend who she later works with.

Do I believe this was a PR relationship? Tbh, I don’t give a shit either way. But, PR relationships exist and have always existed in Hollywood. They function many ways: to bring attention to one or both parties, to deflect from (potential) rumors, to build hype for a project, etc.

Peter and Gillian were gassing each other up and shit, selling one another and their relationship. Many famous married couples don’t even talk about their spouses like them (and, yes, I believe these married couples love one another).

The thing about David and Gillian is that, even tho some thought something may have been going on around 2015, some people have always thought they were fucking at one point in time. Others think they just have massive chemistry. But, why would they need to fake a thing between them that they won’t admit to to manufacture interest in the show that people were excited to see come back? It sounds contrived, doesn’t it?

Compare that to: a well loved and acclaimed actress who hasn’t had meaty work in a while getting together with the creator and writer of a show that’s an Emmy darling. They’re always singing each other’s praise, which is noteworthy for a person who doesn’t talk about her relationship much. Who she then later works with on said show.

Which one sounds more like PR?

The actors who’ve had mad chemistry since they’ve auditioned together? Who’s chemistry never wavered even when they couldn’t stand each other and now are in a better place?

Or...

The actress and writer who talk about how wonderful their partner is and that this relationship is so mature, and then later work on his show together before breaking up a month later?

I honestly don’t think it’s absurd to have skepticism towards gorgan. Many of those adamant that gorgan was real and others are delusional are invested in gorgan because their anti Gillovny. And some did truly want to see her happy, but most weren’t invested in that way.

Whether someone thinks gorgan was real or not, I found it embarrassing on Gillian’s part. It’s probably more embarrassing if it was PR and sad if it was real.

And I know ppl will disagree with that because they found the relationship mature and supportive, but again, crediting Peter with the success of her career??? You can’t even argue, “she means now” because Gillian was getting a career resurgence and rave reviews for Stella Gibson and bedelia de murier (???). She had her role in American gods (I know it was one episode).

And in each of these roles, it was “omg! Gillian Anderson!!!”

She was so loved in Hannibal, they fucking expanded her role. And this was all pre Peter (American gods may have had some overlap).

Gillian isnt “struggling” for roles because people don’t want to hire her, she’s “struggling” because she’s trying to find roles that balances being a working actor with being a hands on mom.

And that’s why I was always “meh” about the relationship. I don’t think Peter’s a bad guy and he’s good at his job, but the way Gillian’s persona changed during this relationship was off putting and I didn’t care to get invested in them for that reason. But, as I mentioned on other occasions, the vocal support of the relationship and notable silence when they ended will always be fascinating to me. I honestly believe that gorgan support was fueled by the anti Gillovny crowd and backlash to David’s relationship (its a 🤮 for me too) and behavior towards Gillian regarding the x files’ potential continuance.

#gillian anderson #Peter Morgan #PMs tag only shows up when you type it all of the way #lol #yet I’m supposed to believe y’all talk about him a lot???#or at all?#gorgan

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theunconcernedembalmer · 3 years

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Toko! I was thinking of creating an ask the character blog for IDV or Genshin Impact and wanted a few tips on how to start off. Anything you can share?

ey yo my dude!! thank you so much for this question, now im lowkey tempted (again) to make a genshin ask blog sjadhlkshgkahshglsaj anyway my 1.5 cents is under the cut, yall know how much i talk here HAHAHAHAH

uhhhhhh so i guess we start with picking a character u really Vibe with tm? I KNOW THIS SOUNDS LIKE COMMON SENSE BUT LIKE ive been considering making a genshin ask blog for a while now but i never really got to it cos i couldnt really decide on a character (plus the fact that their outfits are. so intricate. is also a hmm since i try to follow details to a t) (at first i wanted to do zhongli, but i feel like to be able to muse him well u need to know the lore super super well, which i dont n im too lazy to research on that aha. n u know how much i respect characterizations, especially for such a complex character like him. i also considered xiangling for a period of time mostly for guoba but also like i have 2+1 blogs here n having one more might not be a very good idea aha) (as for aesop he was my Hyperfixation Character tm also cos i looked at his kit n went Yep i could work with this. probably)

so assuming ur not a dumbass like me n u kinda know who u wanna pick, id actually say to snoop around here for other ask blogs n kinda get a feel of the... scene? is that the word? or like u know, other blogs that u can potentially vibe with. ive run a couple of ask blogs before this current one (both that have died for different reasons) n from my experience interacting with other blogs (if theyre okay with it, i think most should be) is pretty fun. it also kinda helps get ur blog around to other ppl on other blogs so they can go Oh whats this cool shit n check u out, n its also a reason why we kinda reblog promo posts for other blogs (also cos we’re always excited when someone new comes on, its really the more the merrier. we see all :eyes:). interacting with other blogs is also an option when ur inbox is looking real roomy too

another reason why i havent exactly done a genshin blog is that idk i cant actually seem to find genshin ask blogs around (i have seen rp blogs, or those that answer asks with mostly text instead of art, but thats. not my thing since i hate my own writing aha) (i did find one aether blog some time ago, but for some reason i hardly see them around anymore??? idk man i might be wrong). its not like im trying super hard to find them ask blogs, so im sure they exist out there (hopefully?? im not sure but im being optimistic). i mean theres nothing wrong with just starting an ask blog without others around, but for me i do find a difference when i interact with other ask blogs n when i dont, n i prefer when theres others to have fun with (unfortunately i couldnt find any ask blogs to interact with in my previous fandom. i tried, but the blogs i approached seemed to go inactive shortly afterwards...) plus u get to meet friends that way too :D (i made a lot of friends via idv askblogs n its really been a joy vibing with others)

as for the idv scene. gestures around me. unfortunately there are a lot of ask blogs that arent that active anymore, but theres still some of us who are alive n kicking empty inboxes, n im sure everyone would love to see a new face around. winks at u. also there seems to be a lot more blogs popping up lately, which is really heartening to see.

then u kinda just. make ur blog? n a starting introduction post so ppl can reblog it n spread the word XD n yay u have a blog i guess??? XD

i gotta say tho. dont expect ur blog to take off immediately (especially for smaller fandoms like idv, tvbh i didnt think my blog would even get half this far when i started cos of how non existent idv tumblr seemed to be) n ur inbox will probably be looking pretty empty a lot of the time (or at least filled with some that u havent quite thought of how to reply to yet aha) (but also like empty inboxes happen pretty often, im sure most of us here have experienced this problem)

in the case of the first ask blog i ever started, it never really took off at all. ngl it was kind of demoralizing n depressing but to be fair i had picked one of the more obscure characters in the series, so obscure that many ppl in the fandom would have never heard of this character before. if u wanted to know, i took a character that only appeared in the 2nd musical of the series, who also made a very brief cameo in the manga to acknowledge his existence within that universe. thats how obscure my character was, but i went with him purely because he was my favourite character. i will say though i did enjoy it while it lasted n i learnt a lot from the experience, n i think thats whats important really.

i guess this kinda leads on (not really but let me digress) to the whole uhhhh thing where if u choose a more popular character, u get more attention. which is fine i guess? if u really vibe with the character, i mean theyre popular for a reason. n choosing a more popular fandom (like genshin) would objectively also get u more viewers n numbers. but like honestly i believe that ask blogs are meant for u to have fun with, n like trying to get popular gets tiring pretty fast (this shouldnt be like a main goal, but u know sometimes u subconsciously also want that gucci follower count n bomb ass notes or something. i used to be guilty of this until i realized it isnt worth it) especially if ur not enjoying yourself in the process. (case in point: my previous fandom was considerably larger n my blog got about 700 followers within a year or so, but it got very tiring n stressful to maintain after my interest in it died, n no one was really interacting with the blog even though i tried which kinda made it even more depressing despite the so called success n popularity of the blog)

anyway on a less serious note, theres a lot of fun stuff u can do with the ask blog, like some ask blogs have really fancy tags that i really like n try to do but also like not really HAHAHAHA. i kinda just channel what i want to see in an ask blog into my own ask blogs (good art is one, i try very hard for it to be good :,DD another is characterization, n others is just extra miscellaneous arts n stuffs like au ideas or memes. these are also somethings u could work on during ask box downtimes perhaps)

uhhh another side thing is like a posting schedule i guess? like ppl would be more likely to interact (i think) if ur blog is relatively active, n this is usually determined by the last post u made (i think XD). but like generally for blog maintenence id say try to kinda find a frequency that ur comfortable with?? cos i know my once a day posting is kinda insane if i wasnt so hyperfixated on all of this n fight the urge to dump all ur replies when u finish them XD (though ive seen some blogs do that n they do it pretty frequently so its pretty nice to know once u see their post u can spend some time going through the latest batch of posts XD) the queue function is pretty useful here even though i truthfully have never really used it, i kinda just post from my drafts really but it also helps to space out ur content to seem somewhat active especially when u dont have the time to be working on replies sometimes. i hope u know what im trying to say here aha

ANYWAY that was like my 1.5 cents cos i dont even think its worth 2 cents HAHAHAHAH these are just my thoughts from running all my blogs up till now, some that are still running n the others that have just died a natural death. i wouldnt actually delete them (theyre still around actually XD) cos theyre kinda like archives n i can look back at what i did last time. cos ngl i made some high quality stuff back then, n i dont even know how i managed to do that aldhflhdsgk. also ppl do look at archive blogs every now n then for the content thats there yknow

BUT YES anyway if u do decide to join the idv ask blogs hmu, ill be sure to give u a lil shoutout here. winks

#its me the mun #unconcerned ramblings #i know ive said that there are a lot of new blogs popping up #but uhhh i dont really dare to interact with them #considering they kinda did come in just when shit had hit the fan n idk i might have been known as The Problematic Blog tm #so i understand if ppl dont want to interact with me n im fine with it. so for now i wont be initiating anything #like dropping asks into inboxes unless i know the mun n theyre comfortable with me doing this #i will interact with everyone who drops by my inbox tho!!#i also tend to get to replies for other blogs faster than general replies cos i feel bad if i kept the other person waiting for too long #I DO forget about rp replies sometimes tho. sometimes #i try my best to get to every one of them tho. even when im kinda busy this period aha #also starting off is actually easy. its about maintaining thats difficult i feel #which is also why i havent done up a genshin ask blog yet HAHAHAHAHA #i really hate to give up on something ive already started when it comes to art projects so

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theserpentsnight · 3 years

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Hi! I wanted to tell you that I really love your beetlebabes art <3 I’m really curious about your take on the characters, can you tell us more about your AU?

Thank you!! Im a sucker for powerful characters getting wrapped around the finger of some normie lmao

Okay okay so I've only seen the movie once when I was like 11, and haven't gotten around to rewatching it, but I remember Betelgeuse's nature/motive being more of a mystery at first? I like good old fashion demons with Rules and Deals and True Names. In my AU, Betelgeuse has made a lot of trouble by making deals with ghosts and taking their souls (basically all those background dancers are ghosts who are contractually bound to him lmao), then using them to get living people to summon him, before he either gets banished again, makes a deal, or kills them.

It becomes such a problem that Juno decides to play his game and make a Wager. She gets to pick a recently departed spirit, and Betelgeuse has to train them to haunt their place of death. He can't help outside of teaching them how to scare; the spirit has to do the actual haunting all by themself. If he wins, he will be free to enter the living world whenever he wants, without needing to be summoned. If he loses, his contracts will be destroyed, and he will be bound to the spirit's place of death alongside them.

He accepts, thinking this is going to be the easiest thing in the world. He's already trained so many ghosts how to scare, its his whole thing!

And then Juno picks the Maitlands.

He was excited for all of two seconds, thinking Juno lost her mind giving him TWO ghosts to work with, but that excitement is quickly and brutally extinguished because my version of the Maitlands are exactly like they are in the musical.

He manages to last almost two weeks before they drive him fucking crazy, and he gives up. He meets up with Juno on the roof and tries to complain that picking these two wasn't fair, yada yada, but she's having none of it. As agreed, all his contracts are destroyed, freeing the ghosts who are bound to him (notice how after the Invisible Reprise he doesn't have background dancers anymore until the wedding??), and he can't leave the house. He is BaNiShEd! DiSaVoWeD! And its going to be really fucking hard to get back to where he was before when the only ghosts he has are the goddamn Maitlands.

Then the Deetz finally move in, and he meets Lydia. A 16 yr old goth girl writing a suicide note- who can SEE him. Their first meeting goes almost exactly the same as canon, except Lydia jumps afterwards, still very much suicidal and believing that the Maitlands are unable to make her dad see them.

Barbara's ghosty powers kick in right on time, and she levitates Lydia back to safety. Cue the gushy ass scene that keeps me awake at night, where the Maitlands tell Lydia she doesn't have to do things alone, she can rely on other people, they aren't going to give up on helping her after only one failed attempt :') New Parental Figures Acquired.

Then they fail again and Lydia can't deal. She summons Betelgeuse!

Now to the part that you actually asked about, which was my take on Lydia and Betelgeuse's dynamic sjslkdlsjs. When he first met her on the roof, he was just gonna kill her or steal her soul after being summoned, but in the five minutes they spoke he went from looking down on her, to seeing her as a challenge, then to downright respect by the time she pushed him off the roof lmao. Even at her most vulnerable emotional state she doesn't let herself get pushed around, and even takes the time to actively fuck with him. Mad respect.

Lydia has dealt with enough predators to recognize the glint in his eye right off the bat. She enjoys taking some of her anger out on him, since he clearly needs something from her and won't be properly retaliating. When the dinner party thing happens, she figures she was going to kill herself anyways, what more could a demon possibly do?

At this point Betelgeuse is just delighted. As an immortal, boredom and being trapped are two of his worst nightmares, and this girl just handed him some freedom and goddammit she's interesting. Most people would cower when a demon shows their true form in the middle of the living room, but she just ran up to him and told her dad "this is what you get!" Like bitch! He's sold! He wants to hang out with this fucked up breather.

Okay summary time because I could Go On. Betelgeuse wants to be needed, he wants people who can't leave him, and he wants to be free to do whatever he likes. Lydia needs him, but she also seems to genuinely like him, which isn't really a thing he's used to. Suddenly he feels the need to constantly impress her, he loves making her laugh, he loves listening to her talk about weirdo shit, and he loves how she isn’t as uptight as other breathers are about him doing things like- summoning snakes out of a pizza box and having them maul the face of the delivery guy.

Lydia just wants to be seen and accepted for who she is, and someone she can rely on when things are hard. Betelgeuse is literally the only person in the five years since her mom died (yeah in my AU its been 5 yrs not 6 months) who she has been able to rely on to keep her physically safe. Who has no issue with her talking about weird/gross things, and who actively encourages her to let out her emotions instead of keeping them pent up.

But this sudden release of all the anger, pain and frustration she’s kept inside her is what leads to this new, crueler attitude she picked up. She laughs at Betelgeuse chasing a child with a fake disembodied head, laughs at the pizza guy writhing with snakes biting his face, and mockingly joins the dance of the three possessed people because she is just... dissociating. And why should she care about other ppl’s pain anyway, when they ignored hers all this time? She rides the power high of having a demon enamored with her, backing up her anger with literal fire. It’s extremely self-destructive and unhealthy! :)

#I wrote this for two hours straight help me #beetlejuice #beetlejuice musical #betelgeuse #lydia deetz #adam maitland #barbara maitland #juno beetlejuice #beetlebabes #asks #the wager au #wager plot

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frillshark-fr · 4 years

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How do you get people to always buy your dragons? Genuine question

i was gonna say something like “haha i have no fucking clue” but that would be a lie i think about this a lot actually so i might have some insights i’ve been breeding dragons as my primary activity on FR since i started playing FR (in 2014...) and people have only started actually buying dragons from me consistently like, 5-6 months ago, despite 2-3 attempts at running a genuine hatchery onsite that always died due to lack of interest & not really being worth the effort.

so ive thought a lot about what the hell is happening now and why my dragons are suddenly consistently selling and I think ive come down to these being the main points of advice i can give: 1. make friends! be friendly! don’t be weird! be a cool and fun person to interact with! 2. post consistently. post your dragons consistently. post about other stuff consistently. just be an active member of the community 3. POST YOUR SHIT IN THE “#FLIGHT RISING” TAG. THIS IS PROBABLY THE ONLY TRUELY HELPFUL THING I SAY IN THIS POST 4. make pairs that are sexy as hell and be openly proud of them. make dragons and pairs that you like, not what you think will necessarily sell. people can tell when you like stuff and being genuinely passionate about something, whatever the fuck it is, will get other people passionate as well longer versions/explanations under the cut because man this got a mile long. i wasn’t kidding when i said i think about this a lot and i am so sorry if you wanted something concise and useful

1. to be a little glib. i am mutuals/friends with more clout in the FR community than I do kjdshfdsfdhjhkfdf shoutout to everyone who draws their dragons really good on a regular basis because i am riding on your coattails to sell my dragons. i love you this was never my intent, obviously! DO NOT BEFRIEND PEOPLE BECAUSE YOU THINK YOU WILL GET STUFF FROM THEM IT’S JUST A REALLY BAD THING TO DO TO PEOPLE!!! i wouldn’t be friends w/ people if i didn’t genuinely like and get along with them! no amount of pixel cash is worth putting up with people you dont like or abusing people you admire! but i’d also somehow feel wrong to just... neglect mentioning this factor. idk it’s probably a self-esteem thing sjdkgfhdsf i just Don’t feel like my #success has been totally out of my own effort because its not like im #hustling or whatever i just posted dragons and stuff happened

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2. being consistent! just. posting consistently! posting Every Hatchling I Have and Talking About Them On Tumblr! Once I had a couple nests just sell super fast likely due to aforementioned clout, i was emboldened to just post more of my nests more often and I swear this has more effect than anything else. i just needed the self-esteem boost to Start Doing That posting consistently makes ppl follow u for ur content which gets even more people to look at your dragons which gets more people to buy your dragons.

2a. Also just post a lot in general, even if you aren’t necessarily posting about your dragons for sale. it definitely helps! just be friendly and active and people will come

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3. post your shit in the tag. not in “#dragon-sales” or “#fr-dragon-sales” or anything weird like that because I don’t know if anyone actually looks at those, but people definitely browse “#flight rising”. no matter how many followers you have, more people will see your content if you post it in #flight rising than if you just chuck it into the void.

3a. however! do not put links into the post if you want it to actually show up in the tag. tumblr is cool in that it doesn’t actually matter that much when you post something, the same way it really matters on twitter bc twitter has algorithms that decide for you what it thinks you want to be seeing whereas tumblr just shows you everything in chronological order. if you post something into the tag at 1am... it will still be there at 2pm when people log on and start scrolling.

the only thing tumblr seems to consistently hide from a tag (and possibly a dashboard, but idk) are posts with links in them, as a half-assed attempt to limit spam. instead of linking to your sales tab/to the dragons directly in the post, reblog it with the links instead. to reduce latency between a post going up and the links being available, i type out the links in the initial post, cut them, post the thing into the tag, then very quickly reblog, paste the links, and post the reblog jdhfsdf. i don’t know if that benefits anything really? but it can sometimes take me a while to type links, so if i posted, pressed reblog, typed up all the links, then posted, it’d be like ~15 minutes where someone may see the post, think “oh i would like to buy those dragons”, then can’t find the link, think “oh well, i will just find it later”, scroll on, and just... completely forget about it. so uh. go quick?

3b. the armchair sociologist in me also thinks self-reblogging has the added benefit of like... you know how people are more likely to tip a barista when a dollar is already in the tip jar? or how people are more likely to take one of those little tabs on a flyer if one of them is already missing? i think that works with notes, too. i don’t know why i think that or why it happens i just swear once a post gets 1 note, suddenly it gets Even More Notes, and if it doesn’t get any notes for a while it will sit at 0 notes until the end of time. so giving yourself 1 obligatory note makes people more likely to interact. i think

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4. all of these are hard to quantify but this one is especially so: have cool and unique dragons. make your pairs sexy as hell. don’t put all your eggs (hah) into the one basket of selling dragons that are technically “popular”. we have all seen triple white/triple obsidian/triple orca/triple any other popular colors and cherub/pere/stained or wasp/bee/glim pthahlos or whatever. they’re pretty! we get it! but everyone has had one and everyone has had those pairs and market for dragons like that can be super oversaturated. try to break free from that and sell dragons that people can only get from you. I can’t tell you what to do though bc that rly depends on you. make pairs that you find exciting or interesting and people will feel that. i have a very specific theme and aesthetic that i don’t feel like is especially common on FR and i am genuinely very enthusiastic about it. marine shit is my Thing:tm: both on and off FR and dragons are one of my many ways of expressing that if you have a Thing:tm:, either some fr-centric aesthetic (like being super into plague or earth or light or something) or something more general (such as any of the -punks or -cores)... just fuckin roll with it honestly. if you’re goth? make got h dragons. like scene stuff that looks straight out of a middle school in 2010? rock that hot-topic lair. outdoorsey type? make dragons that look like you’d meet them on a hike in the woods. it really works with anything! people can tell when you really love something and i know that seeing someone really love something, even if it’s not necessarily MY thing, makes me really excited too!!

4a. never show fear. people can smell fear. never be like “well this one isn’t that good” because suddenly now you’ve planted the idea that it’s ugly in other people’s heads when they may have really liked it had you not accidentally suggested to them that it’s an ugly dragon. people are EXTREMELY suggestible to even VERY minor cues so be always a little bit bolder than you think you should be you’d be surprised at how many times ive been like “eh, this one’s kind of a dud, i’ll probably have to exalt this one when the auction expires” and then that hatchling is the first to sell. never ever ever ever decide what other people like for them. always act like your dragons are the hottest shit in all the land and Believe It. this is what people mean when they say “fake it till you make it”

- 4b. also, idk if it’s true of everyone but it’s really off-putting to see someone having serious pity-parties for themselves, on sales posts or otherwise. ive had bad experiences with people who are uncomfortably quick to self-depreciate (because they were using their genuine self-hatred to manipulate me or my friends), so i might be a little more trigger-happy about avoiding this behavior than others, but don’t weaponize your sadness to guilt people into doing what you want. it’s really not cool.

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okay i think that’s my entire manifesto on how i do dragon selling. anon i am so sorry im sure you were expecting like “believe in yourself :)” and here i am dissecting dragon selling like it’s a frog in a science class

edit: AFTER ALL THAT I STILL THOUGHT OF ONE MORE THING. It’s not really a Point, just a Reminder:

i don’t post about all the times i have to exalt dragons that don’t sell. you are seeing me being very selective about what i post. you dont sit and stare at my lair or click through offspring lists or check old sales posts. there are a lot of times where someone just doesn’t sell. even now when i’m selling stuff pretty consistently i will still sometimes have dragons that don’t sell for seemingly no reason. even dragons I think are sure to sell will sometimes just... not. and that’s ok! you gotta just be.. ok with that. it’s par for the course. i typically list dragons for 7 days on the AH, give them a couple more days after their auction expires (partially because i forget, partially to give them a grace period for people to pm/ask me about them), and then exalt them after that point. w/ some dragons that i don’t think got a fair shake for one reason or another (such as the sales post not showing up in the tag or something) i do a little clearance (like the halloween dragons i recently posted) but for the most part if they don’t sell, i just exalt them. 90% of the time i don’t even bother to level them up i just press the exalt button and call it a day. it’s fine

#if anyone is interested i can make a post about my process for finding new dragon pairs?#i’d just include it here but this post is long enough as it is oo;;#Anonymous

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my-artblog-is-ssjumi · 3 years

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Tagged by @northernscruffycat

tagging everyone who sees this on their dash right now and hasn't been tagged yet (no pressure tho lol) and @19elaine

How many works do you have on AO3?

14 (out of 174)*

What’s your total AO3 word count?

34.922 (out of 1.057.034)*

How many fandoms have you written for and what are they?

Overall?

10: Yugioh DM, Linkin Park, Dragonball Z, Sailor Moon, Inuyasha, Detective Conan, Tokio Hotel, Death Note, Magic Knight Rayearth and The X-Files

What are your top 5 fics by kudos?

Okay, Fugue, Absence, The Dope Show, Idiotheque

* the vast majority of my fic is posted in other places than AO3 tho

Do you respond to comments? Why or why not?

Most of the time, yeah (if I don’t it’s usually bc i either didn’t notice i got a comment since the first thing i do when i make an account anywhere is turning off all notifications, or it’s because i posted to an archive that won’t let me respond *cough*LPF*cough*no shade tho, i know website programming is messy and hard and the site is old af and i’m glad it still exists at all)

As to why... idk, it’s polite? Like, it’s nice for the person who left the comment to know the time they spent on it is appreciated. And back in the olden days, answering comments via DM and getting into conversations through that is how i made a bunch of the folks i now consider my RL friends :3 (idk how well that would work nowadays where replies to comments are all public and stuff tho and some achives don’t even have DMs + the whole purity cult shit where ppl are afraid to have conversations about fictional stuff they like and all that. we’ll see next time i’m actually active in a fandom again lol XD)

What’s the fic you’ve written with the angstiest ending?

ASDFGHJKJHGFDSAS MY FAV GENRE IS ANGST, HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO REMEMBER THAT? XDDD

idk man... i had a lot of fics end with suicides or hints that the main character's abuse will keep continuing after the end... like. A Lot. i've been an edgelord ever since i was a teen.

don't make me choose between my children ;o;

Have you ever received hate on a fic?

I used to do MSTings back in the olden days on animexx and there were a few people who weren't particularly excited by that, yeah lol (nothing serious tho as far as i remember)

Do you write smut? If so what kind?

eh, not rly. the smut-writing process just doesn't spark much joy for me ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Have you ever had a fic stolen?

i don't think so? at least not as far as i'm aware.

Have you ever had a fic translated?

Okay was translated to Chinese and Russian, i think.

Have you ever co-written a fic before?

my very first fic (X-Files) was a collab with a classmate, and ofc the above-mentioned MSTs were collabs as well :3

What’s your all time favorite ship?

........... >:(

What’s a WIP that you want to finish but don’t think you ever will?

Not Like This over on animexx, bc i hate unfinished business like that :,)

What are your writing strengths?

creating strong "dude, that's kinda fucked up" vibes probably lol

What are your thoughts on writing dialogue in other languages in a fic?

try to only do it if it's actually necessary and IF you do it, don't be a US American about it and do some fucking research and treat the language in question with respect.

because even if other countries and their languages may feel like far-away made-up places full of people who will never know you don't give a fuck to you... that's bs.

especially when you're writing ur fic in English and posting it on AO3 where ppl from all over the world can see it and will know about your complete and utter lack of fucks.

(the German example aside, this is especially true for languages that are literally spoked within your own country by oppressed minorities)

What was the first fandom you ever wrote for?

the first fic i wrote while being aware of what fic is was for The X-Files.

the first fic i can remember writing before that as a kid was for Story of the Alps: My Annette lol (i don’t count it in my statistics tho bc i don’t have it anymore)

What’s your favorite fic you’ve ever written?

that changes from day to day depending on my mood lmao

(also i already told you to stop trying to get me to choose between my children! >:o)

#tag game #fanfiction #long post

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kewltie · 4 years

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vigilante!deku and pro-hero ground zero who keeps teaming up despite one of them operating outside of the law & how everyone is obsessed w/ them bc they got ahem explosive chemistry between them so ppl ship them together but the problem arise in the form of ground zero's lovely & sweet husband midoriya izuku. god, imagine THE HIJINKS AND HILARITY bc on one hand they see how gz is stupidly happy in his relationship w/ his quirkless husband but he and the vigilante deku are like ????? kickass partners, constantly compete to who nab the villain first, and bicker like an old married couple and the internet EATS THAT SHIT UP bc two famous faces who constantly have amazing chemistry make a great shipping fodder... but they kinda have to ignore/push aside gz's husband bc that's destroy their *fantasy* and beside midoriya is booooring compare to deku.

the thing is gz's fanbase is split b/t those who ship him w/ deku and those who stays firm and loyal to gz's husband bc LIKE LEAVE YOUR SHIPPING OUT OF AN ACTUAL RELATIONSHIP OKKK GZ AIN'T NO CHEATER. flame wars/wank break out plenty among the fanbases over this love triangle bs. hardcore fans convince that gz & deku are pining for each other or like deku is in love w/ a married man & made a tragedy out of it. THERE'S NUMEROUS FAN THEORIES FLOATING AROUND ABOUT how gz & deku are meant to be and this is just an epic love story of starred cross lovers.

there are more deku & gz shippers>>>>> than actual gz & his husband supporters bc the deku & gz's epic love story sounds so much more exciting and cooler than gz just having a normal loving relationship with his sweet husband bc ya know ppl like drama and epic pining and tragedy. and beside many ppl can't wrap their head around the idea of gz ever settling for someone so... normal like midoriya. who is not only quirkless but does boring thing like just everyday daily task of being a doting househusband like, that's not exciting as actual fighting villains. so most ppl despair over the great romance of deku & gz that could def be happening but if only midoriya izuku never existed >:||||, never realizing deku & izuku are one and the same and that katsuki knows his husband dons his vigilante mask part-time and that he is ever confused and annoyed w/ ppl either thinking he's a cheater for betraying his husband or STILL A coward for not breaking up with his husband already and be w/ his one true love deku.

it's hilarity all around bc this love triangle is SUCH NONSENSE AND DOESN'T EXIST.

in the false love triangle, izuku's civilian identity is just a normal househusband of the infamous ground zero. he is SUPER supportive of his hubby, playing an active part of the zero fandom so the biggest zero's stans are livid by the idea of zero cheating on sweet izuku lol. they LOVE IZUKU bc he is so good to their favorite hero and he just keep feeding them zero contents nonstop!! always keeping them updated on zero by taking pics of katsuki napping w/ their dog or making breakfast, and just random everyday anecdotes of their daily life together. the hero ground zero is super private but izuku is active on sns (it's izuku networking for info in his vigilantism) so when he's updating on his life which also INCLUDES katsuki bc they're a package deal. so yea katsuki is famous but izuku is a known entity too if a bit basic!!!

which make it hilarious bc izuku is so normal and nerdy (fighting internet trolls to defend zero's honor) vs the notorious and brilliant vigilante!deku and ppl are like,,, too bad zero is married bc his relationship w/ deku is so much more interesting and exciting!!! LMAO when in reality bakudeku are TERRIBLY DOMESTIC it's just when they're out on the field it's HIGH OCTONE, FIGHTING CRIMES, ANDRELINE, AND YEA everything seems more hotter and explosive but at the end of the day bakudeku take off their suit and mask to go on a walk with their dog. also, ever since katsuki's meteoric rise to one of the best heroes of his gen ppl had seen his explosive quirk AND personality and they can't imagine that he would like,,, get married right OUT OF U.A. and settle down w/ some basic civilian w/ no quirk or hell even a job.

katsuki's notorious personality is one of his selling points bc he doesn't confirm to the 'model' hero so ppl flock to him bc he's wild, hot temper, and dynamic so THEY CANT COMPROMISE HOW HE HAS SUCH A NORMAL DOMESTIC LIFE so izuku is just a footnote in katsuki's history. most of his casual fans eat up his hellraiser reputation and desperately ignored izuku's existence like THEY AREN'T MARRIED. they would ship him w/ other heroes and his peers rather bc at least they're HEROES and in the same line which make them waaaay more interesting than izuku. putting katsuki up with todoroki or kirishima might make a tantalizing fantasy but compare to how katsuki would hold izuku's hand when they're out or help him bathe their dog it's--really incomparable. his core fanbase knows that izuku is the real deal no matter what anyone think.

so 3/4 of the zero fandom go on pretending izuku doesn't exist while the rest just continues supporting izuku and katsuki's sweet relationship UNTIL deku arrives on the scene and the fandom flips it shit. deku & zero got such crazy and hot dynamic that they EAT THAT SHIT UP. deku is on the wrong side of the law but he fights for what's right!! he works extremely well w/ zero whenever they team up and most of all HE CHALLENGES ZERO, they clash a lot on how to deal with villains or just petty arguments that SCREAM OLD MARRIED COUPLE... which true lol.

FINALLY, at last the zero fandom has one stable ship they can cling to bc deku was here to stay. the deku & zero's hot-cold dynamic makes such an interesting 'love' story for the fans bc vigilante & pro hero, diff views, deku's secret identity, their personality clashing etc. not just the fans though, many of the media latch on to the zero & deku's story right away bc they're young and hot and those kind of seedy scandalou stories sell even though,,, ZERO IS MARRIED!!!! LOL /O\ zero's core fans are pretty fucking pissed bc they're supportive of izuku. some hates the idea of deku getting b/t their fav couple, but most of them try really REALLY hard to ignore the explosive chemsitry of deku & zero bc sometimes when they're bantering midst of a battle they sound affectionate... and uh fond?? but!! zero is devoted to izuku!!??

the zero fandom is at war w/ each other bc of the whole zero & deku vs zero & izuku thing while izuku just thinks it's hilarious bc at the end of the day he knows they go home to each other and nobody else as katsuki QUIETLY FUMES bc he get accused of being a cheater lol

#bakudeku #not!fic

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seijch · 3 years

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ANNOUNCEMENT: NOT A HELLO, BUT NOT A GOODBYE EITHER

omg hi ... im like . ashamed to come back after saying brief hiatus in october and then disappearing off the face of the earth til FEBRUARY but under the cut i will be explaining myself and the following, if youre interested (and a tl;dr at the very bottom if you don’t wanna scroll thru this obnoxiously long post):

the reason(s) i was gone for so long

what i was doing during that time (its just a personal account yall can scroll past this idrc)

the status of those um . halloween requests

the future of this account

i. so . Hiatus .

i know. i know . i probably mentioned it when i made the announcement post, but my mental health likes to go on one of those rides. yknow the ones where you go like up rlly fast then down maybe and then up then DOWN .... its like that. i needed a break and every time i wanted to come back or thought about it, something would happen and i would get stuck in my own head.

a big reason for getting stuck in my head was (and i hate to admit this ... i hate to admit that i have Insecurities On The Internet) my feelings of inadequacy regarding my writing. i love to plot fics, i love concepts and characters and making little headcanons but i dont ... know if i love writing rn. and i thought for the longest time that like . whatever ill just push thru it its fine ill be fine but it kinda wasnt lmao you can kinda see it in my halloween reqs and what become of them when i get to that but i began to feel like nothing i had put out or would put out would hold up prose wise (and normally i dont feel like this im much more “idc its my life im living it” but thats not a rant for tumblr LMAO). i still feel like that -- like im better as a reader than a writer. but . You Know :-)

tl;dr: mental state go brrrrr

ii. anywhere here’s wonderwall

when i left, i was in a steadily decreasing mental and emotional state, made worse by a situation at work that really was a case of petty jealousy on my end and rlly isnt very consequential now despite how much pain and resentment it gave me when it Was a problem so i wont get into it. the tl;dr of november and december was me using work as an crutch and distraction -- i know my job, i do it well, it helped me not think about my responsibilities and obligations and inadequacies. of course, as the holiday season grew busier n busier i was scheduled so often that i moved 88 or so miles (according to my apple watch, which i ONLY wear at work since im never anywhere else outside my house) and fell into a cycle of showering n sleeping at my house before going back the next day. (theres definitely something to be said abt capitalism and “grind culture” here but once again its not the time or place snsjkdfds)

at the turn of the new year, i happened to remember a birthday card i hadnt filed away for safekeeping from a friend of mine that id been horribly out of touch with til that point. i started crying because i realized how out of touch id been in general up until that point. the month of january was great for me: i was focused, happy, and in a much better place than i had been before. the end of it brought me down focus wise and im hoping that enough time away from my distractions will refocus me bc i ... need it LMAO and though ive burned out from that level of productivity and gotten distracted again im ... trying to stay positive which i think is the most i can do 😁👍🏼

media wise, i got real into stardew valley (but burned out bc i played it extensively as a way to wind down after work), the pokemon platinum romhack renegade platinum (still havent finished it bc of school n i played it w the intent to see if i could nuzlocke it ... bitch its so hard but its so fun bc of it), briefly assassins creed: odyssey (im one of those ppl who completes an entire region before i move to the next so you can tell i burned out of that one + wouldnt have the time to properly devote to it even if i didnt), got back into genshin impact after pulling for xiao (after not touching it for like . months), and danganronpa. yes . danganronpa 😐 i Know. i stopped playing it after the second trial of the first game bc i was so hurt by the outcome and picked it up in late january only to get sucked in (thank god i had the foresight to buy the second and third games during the steam winter sale). rn im at the start of chapter 4 if anyone wants to come in my asks and um . talk to me abt danganronpa

tl;dr: I’m Into Danganronpa Now

iii. you realize halloween was three months ago right

i mentioned this in the first section, but i love to plot things. every request is plotted or at least has a solid foundation. i had fun detailing what concept i wanted to go with considering what i was given, and there were some bangers i might touch up in the future. but heres whats going to happen to the requests themselves:

there are two finished requests. one will be posted tomorrow and the other will be touched up (just bc i finished it doesnt mean its good 🧍‍♂️) and scheduled for next saturday. as for the ones i never got around to ...

i will not be finishing those requests. i hate to be That Person, but i feel like we all expected this 🧍‍♂️ what i will do is post all of my notes for each request in batches -- requests that have an @ to go with them will be mentioned in the post proper, but anon asks will be pictured. (there are some asks that came from blogs who are now deactivated but i wrote down all the prompts and remember most of those askers so ill cross that bridge when i get there) there will most likely be an excerpt or two simply bc i think i mightve written a few plot points or interactions in the form of bullet points. i rlly am sorry about doing this but i remember looking at my notion doc with all the prompts and feeling ... like i wasnt measuring up n it wasnt just to myself or to some intangible concept of “other” id constructed but it was instead to those who requested n actually WANTED to see and hear and read my writing and i ...... im gonna admit thats another big reason i avoided this site.

regardless, youll definitely get what i have (and likely more than just my bullet points and illegible handwriting).

tl;dr: im sorry. what i have in terms of plot, concept, and interaction for every request will be posted, but i cant say ill ever complete them and mean it.

iv. so what now?

well i mean . im not entirely sure how sold i am on haikyuu in the content creation department (as a creator n to a lesser extent, as a consumer). as mentioned previously, its no longer my primary focus. it doesnt mean im not into haikyuu anymore; i have a lot of love for those boys but i cant rlly say im even caught up w recent fandom activity and also havent even finished s4 pt2 LMAO thats on my to do list

and despite all that, i still want to share my plots n concepts and snippets and maybe even fics. it wont happen anytime soon. it might not even happen. but i mean . its better than me saying i wont write ever again shjdkfs but either way ill probably use this blog as a personal blog w the occasional ask game for dialogue prompts (those are always so fun i love making up aus to fit like . the most mundane prompts)

as for my works (past and any potential future), ive opened an ao3 acc here n ill be editing n possibly expanding on my old works to post there. tumblr, to me, is The x reader hub, but i figure more x reader fics on ao3 is never a bad thing.

ill be deleting/posting drafted posts to the queue since they were all meant to be queued anyway as well as (sorry again 🧍‍♂️) deleting or answering asks in the inbox. (moots if you get a notif from me saying i rbed your post from months ago ... mind your business) im very hard to get ahold of and its ... a problem. expect an overhaul of the nav n shit to reflect my new direction n also because i feel like i cant tell if my passion for carrd is shared by the majority HSDKLFS maybe its better to read my info in a normal post ykwim .......

and of course . if youve read all this n decided im no longer worth the follow, i sure as hell cant stop you. thank you for wanting to, at some point, hear what i have to say -- it means more than you think.

tl;dr: writing will be edited and reposted to ao3, this blog will be a personal blog with a hint of writing (sometimes)

the tl;dr to end all tl;drs:

im back! i wont be as active as i used to due to a lessened interest in haikyuu in general, but i have an ao3 acc now where all my past work will be edited, possibly expanded, and reposted. any future work will also find itself there. my halloween requests will be posted in batches as incomplete concepts, plots, and snippets of scenes; i wont be promising to finish any of them.

there are still fic concepts im attached to and want to finish, but i cant promise any more writing on my end. this blog will be a personal blog with maybe writing, not a writing blog with my personal thoughts all over it.

regardless if you stick around or not, its been crazy sexy cool (equal emphasis) being on haikyuu tumblr even tho i wasnt around for long ... even tho its not my main focus anymore, im still excited to see what the future might hold 🤝

love, ari 💌

#did i have an announcement tag #announcement #also regarding work hsjkdfsd the company i work for didnt give my location the opening for the full time position i wanted #my managers all agree id be promoted if we had it but we dont so i . hee .#anyway um i hope everyones doing well #some of my moots changed urls while i was away and now i have no idea who anyone is #its like when you see your familys friends and theyre like omg youre so big now! i remember when you were a baby and youre like 🧍‍♂️#and you have to play along bc apparently they remember you hskdfsd #im not very funny in this post but i figured id rather be honest considering my lengthy absence #consider this my comeback stage

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Hewwo! I was wondering if you could do a Bakugou x Fem Athlete reader? I use to be a wrestler and when I watch bnha and see their workouts/training, it brings me back to the good times where i use to slam ppl into the floor lol (im soft i swear-). Maybe reader goes to a boot camp and doesn't see bakugo for awhile and they come back hella buffed up and can even lift Bakugou with ease, maybe they're a weightlifter?? Idk but i wanna see bakugo shook at his strong gf lol

I hope you like this my dear.

You were what most people called a behemoth.

A thick woman with muscle on an athletic build instead of thick hips. Your shoulders were broad, strong and could carry the weight of the world.

And often times it did.

It used to bother you that you were not as femme as other girls. As cutesy and petite until one day you came to the realization that you'd never look like the women on the front of magazines.

And that was a o fucking kay. And everyday since then you fought with yourself and your self image.

Because bitch you were a queen.

And being a confident cut throat queen added to your muscular stature had most *boys* avoiding you like the plague.

But that was fine because you were looking for a M! A! N!

Although you didn't know you'd find him so soon and in such an odd package.

It took one deadly smirk aimed at you for you to fall head over heels.

And it took one knockout punch for him.

Depsite the mutual feelings the two of you only ever interact or text to spar. You too worried that you're reading into his excitement too much. Thoroughly convinced he only sees you as a bro he can actually go all out with.

While he is too fucking oblivious to even realize he had feelings for you. Paying you compliments and even bragging on you in class with simple songs of praises such as "Tch. Y/LN would break your puney fucking arm in a wrestling match Kirishima!"

The doting ash blonde would eye you then, smiling proudly daring anyone to test your strength.

And double daring anyone to comment on that powerfully beautiful body of yours.

If he heard a single off colored comment or joke about you, whether you were there to defend yourself or not he would step in. Hands popping with unkempt rage as a shit eating grin erupted on his kissable lips.

The thought of him defending your honor had your cheeks burning with blush as you waltz through the thick doors of the gym, exactly where Kirishima said you could find him. Silently thankful that he is wearing headphones with music loud enough that he does not hear the door shut as you spy his damp, sculpted back pull his body upward as he counts with barely a grunt.

Well into the upper thousands as your heart flutters, body heating to the point that your kneecaps melt. Struggling to stand you turn on your heel, losing the nerve to tell him goodbye although you will only be gone for a short month. Still you wonder if you should send a text, thumbs hovering over the lit keyboard debating if he would even want to read a stupid message from a lousy extra like you.

And it wasn't like you'd get a reply while you were gone and even if you did where you were going your phone would be no better than a glorified iPod touch with the lack of signal out in bumfuck nowhereville.

You decide against it sliding your phone into your leggings pocket as you tighten the straps on your book bag setting out for what will hopefully push you in the right direction.

Camp is hard as you knew it would be. You were training with the best strength oriented quirk pro heros in the game! Sending you through grueling obstacle courses with semi truck tires and endless pits of sand and mud.

Not to mention you were pushed to the point of puking more often than not. Still you somehow made friends in between the exhausting training and gnarly cafeteria food. Laughing, helping one another and even exchanging numbers with promises to text when a mythical bar of service was found.

Cool water drips form your hair as you plop down on the bottom bunk with a sigh, your bed mate pokes her head out to look down at you. Meanwhile you stare at the last text your friend Mina had sent you for the umpteenth time this week. A photo of you and Bakugo sharing a rare laugh during training both of your cheeks flushed and hair clinging to sweating foreheads over a joke long forgotten. But the feeling would never fade.

You damn her silently for being so sneaky and sneaky enough to catch both you AND Bakugo off guard.

"You've been sighing like you're s/o is away at war!" She chides, "So who are you staring at?"

This gains the attention of the other two girls in the bunks across the way, eyes gleaming at the thought of sharing crushes. Heat flushes your skin bright pink as you attempt to lock your phone but swift hands above snatch it from your normally steely grip.

"Oh." Is all she says as she looks closely at the photo, Bakugo shirtless with, dripping with sweat and wearing his best smile as you're three quarters to the camera cheesing hard as hell.

"Well shit I'd be sighing too. Your man is hot as hell! Does he train with you?"

"A..ah he's um not.." Fear grips your windpipe as you try not to sound creepy as fuck for looking at a picture of what is only your classmate. You clear your throat, "We're just sparring partners."

"What?!" She zooms in on his face before showing it to the other girls and yourself as best she can out of your reach, "My sparring partner never smiles. Make him your man!"

"I'm not his type, Kimi!" You rush out, embarrassment having you cover your face. Shit you'd never be his type.

You couldn't imagine anything more than a petite fiery or even just plain shy girl who wore dresses and heels. A woman with all the right curves that would dangle from his arm as he showed her off. Not some brute who could practically snap any man in half.

Your heart sinks into your gut, tears threatening to spill.

"Then what's his type?" She asks dryly above you. Mind racing as you think of how Bakugo looks at the opposite sex, hell even the same sex in your class and you come up with the same face each time. He wears his ever agitated snarl and that's if he even glances their way. Scarlet eyes narrowed into slits save when the look at you. They are narrowed only from the effects of his upturned lips.

"I reckon he ain't got a type then?" She says staring down at you from over her mattress. You avoid eye contact as you speak.

"I...I just can't see him with me. I'm all bulky and burly like." You flex your banded arms for emphasis before pointing at your bunk mate above, "While you're more toned and that of a fitness magazine model."

"So what? So fucking what! Haven't you seen me oogling you all week? Or the other women who would kill to have your gains! We see it sis, we see it and stan it. You carry muscle where most women DREAM to!" She jumps from the top bunk lifting your shirt up to your sports bra," Abs bitch, you've got washboard abs! Meanwhile my stomach can barely become flat. And your back! Ugh don't get me started how you're stronger than super girl with that toned back and beautifully rounded ass. Why are you selling yourself short?"

Your lack of answer is met with a harsh slap on your stomach before the timed lights in the cabin die out.

"The first thing I want you to text me about is how you asked that hottie blonde out." She threatens before jumping to the top bunk like an agile cat.

The month ends with tight hugs and a long ride home. You welcome the scenery of the winding roads and mountains as the train speeds past, muscles screaming from the month before.

And stomach growling wanting nothing more than a home cooked meal. If you did the math right on the chore wheel. You'd be coming back to Katsuki's cooking. You slip in and out of conciousness dreaming of spicy grilled chicken.

A surprise waits for you as you get off at your stop for the train. The platform crowded with familar bodies of class 3A

as you dismount from the steps.

"WELCOME HOME Y/N!" They shout in unison as Mina and Urarka rush in for a hug. You pull away laughing before your eyes scan for a blonde and when they come up empty your stomach twists for a moment. Mina pulls your thoughts away as slips her pink arms through yours guiding you towards the exit of the train station. She fills you in on the things you'd missed that fun summer month.

Swimming, fireworks, watermelon.

All activities that they planned to do again of course, espeically now that you were back. Not to mention her now boyfriend, Kirishima who, always the gentleman, took your bags to carry on your soon to be journey down six blocks back to UA, to home.

Still you wish Bakugo would have come to greet you too, you pull out your phone for a moment. Ready to text Kimi how you were gonna be forever alone, instead you lock your phone angrily shoving it into your bag.

With each step closer towards the dorms your body becomes heavier, weighted down with your mood drop that you brush off as "I'm just tired Mina-chan" endlessly until you reach the dorms.

The class floods into the their third year dorms as the smell of food wafts over your senses, causing mixed feelings to fist fight in your stomach.

"I'm just gonna get some sparring in before dinner." You smile at Mina, as you head out clad in your ever present athleisure wear, short black shorts and a tanktop.

The outdoor punching bag takes the brunt of your anger, of your disappointment and mostly your own self loathing over being upset over your training buddy not coming to greet you.

Still it stings to know he didn't even bother to show up. Hell he didn't even greet you at the damn door to the dorms!

Arching your fist you slam it into the bag that bursts open as the chain snaps, soaring into the treeline behind the dorms. You huff, back turned before your stomach growls, begging to be fed.

You collect yourself as you hear the sliding door to the living room open.

"Oi! Y/N!" His voice comes out biting as he approaches. You look to the source damning your heart for fluttering at just the sight of him. You notice his skull shirt seems a bit tighter than when you last saw him, muscled arms flexing as he keeps his calloused hands in his pockets. Harsh eyes look you up and down. Roving over your body making you feel naked beneath their intensity as he silently assess your thick frame. Scarlet lingering on exposed soft thighs that he may or may not imagine himself between sometimes. It took the entire month of his "sparring" partner gone to realize she may have been more than just that.

He fights the blush on his cheeks before a devilish grin overtakes his normal snarl.

"Atta girl, coming back stronger than ever. Bet you kicked some ass at camp huh?" His praises has your heart soaring as your body moves on it's own. Anger melting into warmth as you scoop up the muscled man into a bone crushing hug, giggling as you swing him in a circle. That is before you realize your giddy action could make him seem weak, something Bakugo loathes. You set him down with several rushed "Sorry"s before he grips your wrist tightly. Eyes boring into yours as he struggles to keep his breathing even.

"No I should be the one who's sorry." He growls.

"For what?" He answers as he pulls you closer to him until your lips crash into his. Hands roving up your toned arms before strong fingers pull at the hair at the nape of your neck deepening the kiss while you turn into putty in popping hands. After a few moments he breaks free, looking over your stunning features.

"For not fucking doing that sooner. For not fucking realizing that I admire more than just your strength." He looks away slipping his hand into yours as he pulls you back to the dorms, "Come on! I didn't make my girl's favorite just so it could get cold damn it!"

He drags you into the house as you watch after him before you snap a photo sending it to Kimi with a caption underneath.

"He beat me to the punch."

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vixenpen · 4 years

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((Chap 3. Before You Get a Boyfriend))

((Hawks x Miku ((OC))

Chap. 4

EleTokyo was Miku’s venue of choice.

The honeycomb design of the glitzy building revealed a dense crowd of gyrating, well-dressed bodies packed inside.

Outside, a crowd of B-list guests waited in line, while A-list guests passed them by.

Surrounding the block were fans and paparazzi vying for a glimpse of the rich and famous.

Hawks was among those rich and famous. In a bout of self consciousness, he found himself second guessing his outfit choice.

Compared to the snazzier wardrobes of the other guests, the faded brown leather jacket he'd thrown over his white T and dark wash jeans seemed a bit underwhelming.

Hawks and the small band of security he had with him, bypassed the bouncer easily; with a nod of his head being enough to get him through the door.

Once inside, the bass thudded in his ears and reverberated in his chest.

Eyes widened as they fell on the number two hero. Hawks smiled and waved back casually.

Fuck.

Wrong move.

For drunk fans, that was like the equivalent of setting up a fucking booth and offering free autographs.

"Hawks, Hawks! Can I get a selfie?"

"Oh my God, guys, Hawks came!"

"You never go out!”

"Do you know Syren?"

"Are you dating Syren?"

"Can we take a picture together?"

"My friends are never going to believe I met Hawks!"

"You're so fucking hot."

Hawks chuckled good naturedly, mugged for a few photos, and even accepted a couple sideways hugs—most of which included copious amounts of not so accidental boob presses from the female fans.

Alright. Ten minutes of this shit is about all I can take.

"Thanks so much, guys, but I gotta get going." He chuckled once more and attempted to disentangle himself from the throng of people surrounding him.

An excitable crowd was gathering at the edge of the dance floor, tearing Miku’s attention away from Rumi and Yu-Chan who sat on either side of her at their VIP booth.

“What’s going on over there?” Miku squinted in the direction of the gathering crowd.

Lady activated her quirk to peer through the band of people.

"Oooh!” Lady squealed, shrinking back to her normal size. She gave Miku a little shove. “Your future husband’s hereee.” Lady sang, teasingly.

Mika's heart revved into overdrive when her lavender eyes landed on a familiar mop of tousled ash blonde hair.

Holy shit he actually came!

Her inner fan girl screamed.

“Told ya he’d come.” Mirko smirked, nudging Miku excitedly.

Miku felt her heart flutter as Hawks broke through the crowd with the help of his burly body guard.

She motioned for her own guard to come over.

“Can you please escort Hawks to our booth?”

Once the guard was out of sight, Miku turned to her friends. Her smile disappeared when she saw Lady and Mirko’s sly smirks aimed back at her.

Miku waved a finger in their faces.

"I swear to god, when he gets over here, you two hoes better not embarrass me."

"Apologize for calling me a hoe, I’ll consider it,” Lady pouted.

"I won’t,” Mirko replied, “As soon as he gets here, I'm telling Bird Brains over there just how bad you wanna ride his di-"

"You called?" A familiar voice asked.

The sound of it made her shiver.

Hold it together, Miku, keep it together.

But that was hard to do, when her besties were shooting her knowing grins and prodding her in the side with their stiletto nails.

Miku’s lavender eyes locked on to Keigo’s amber pair.

“Glad you could make it, Hawks.”

“Well, a little birdie told me; I’d be an asshole if I didn’t so,” he shrugged, wearing a lazy grin, “here I am.”

His eyes danced with amusement as Miku smiled up at him.

“Ahem!” Mirko coughed, breaking up the moment. “Hello, Hawks.” She quipped.

“Oh, uh, hey, Cotton Tail. Lady. How are you?”

“Better, now that I know I’m not invisible,” Lady snickered.

“Well,” Mirko hopped to her feet, “now that we’ve finally been acknowledged, I guess we’ll take our leave. We know when we’re not wanted. Come on, babe.” She held out an arm chivalrously for Lady, who grabbed it with a giggle.

The two of them sashayed off into the crowd, trailed by two guards.

“I think you hurt their feelings.” Miku joked.

“You kiddin?” Hawks slid into the booth beside her. “They’re about to go find a coat closet to fuck in right now. They’ll be fine. Now, do you wanna lecture me about my lackluster social skills or do you wanna open your present?”

Miku gasped; wings twitching eagerly. Hawks smiled. Something he found himself doing a lot around her.

“Happy birthday, beautiful.”

He presented her with a small, delicately wrapped box.

Miku peeled into it immediately. When she saw the gold embossed Rolex™️ logo staring back at her, her breath caught.

Now she moved carefully, gingerly opening the box.

She let out a loud gasp at the Rose gold, diamond encrusted watch.

Miku’s wings were flapping now.

Hawks wondered in amusement, if she might start flying. She fastened the jewelry on her wrist, before admiring it further.

“You like it?”

“Hawksss, I love it! I don’t know what to say.”

“Thank you Hawks. You’re the best Hawks.” He voice took on a high pitch.

Giggling Miku laid a kiss on his cheek, effectively silencing Hawks for a moment. His scarlet wings gave a twitch of their own now.

“I’ll take that, too...Anytime.”

Miku bit her lip. Her eyes lit up with a sudden enthusiasm.

“I feel like dancing now. Dance with me?”

“I’m not much of a dancer, sweet heart.”

“Why? You got two left feet?”

“Hey, I didn’t say I couldn’t dance.”

“Then why won’t you?”

“Cuz’ I’d rather stay out of the gossip rags. You know the kind of field day the media will have with pictures of me dancing in the club?”

“Hmm, let me think. ‘Japan’s hardest working, twenty-three year old hero, actually takes five minutes to enjoy his life?’ Yeah, that’s real riveting stuff.”

He laughed.

“If we dance together, you know the rumors about us dating are gonna be all over the blogs in less than twenty-four hours right?”

“So basically both our brands get a popularity boost? I hear no down sides here, just a bunch of excuses.”

Miku jumped to her feet and stretched, ivory wings flexing and taking Hawks’ breath away as they caught the colorful strobing lights.

Is wing kink a thing? Cuz if so, I definitely have it.

“I never pegged you for an opportunist, Syren.” He smirked.

“And I never pegged you for boring, yet, here we are.”

“Sweetness, I’m far from boring.” He raised a brow.

As a mellow song pumped through the speakers, Miku faced him and began rocking to the beat.

She was doing little more than a two step, but her natural muscle control and fluidity was evident in her movements.

Which Hawks noticed after he noticed how her curvy body looked like it had been poured into that sparkly red jumpsuit that matched her lipstick and made her dark skin look even richer and her ivory cloud of hair and wings stand out and her eyes—

“OK, then prove it and dance with me.” She grabbed his hands and hoisted him to his feet.

Damn she was surprisingly strong to be so little. Speaking of little...

“Aww Angel!” He gushed, “You’re a pipsqeak!” This was his first time standing up next to her. Even in her four inch heels her head barely hit his chest.

“I might little, but I bet I’m more woman than you can handle.” She grinned your at him, hands on her round hips.

Hawks’ quirked a bushy, blonde brow. “Oh really now?”

As if to prove her point, Miku turned around and started bouncing her ass back against his groin.

Oh fuck. You’re not gonna make this easy on me, huh, Angel? Alright then. Two can play this game.

He held on to her hips and pounded her ass right back. Miku glanced back at him with a delighted laugh.

Don’t laugh like you ain’t trying to steal my whole soul right now.

But even he couldn’t help the grin settling on his own face.

For the next two songs, Hawks was little more than a prop for Miku to show off her dancing skills with. She clutched at his waist band and dropped into a split at his feet bouncing her ass in time with the music. She wrapped her arms around his neck and swayed to the beat for the both of them. She bent over and touched her toes, wiggling her butt against his crotch.

All the while, Hawks had to imagine Kano-San, an overweight elderly receptionist at his agency, to keep from popping a hard on.

Ok, this little game of hers has gone on for long enough.

So far he was down like twenty points. He needed to get some momentum back.

A mid-tempo freak ‘em joint came on next. Before Miku could pull out whatever stripper moves she had up her sleeve this time, Hawks picked her up.

Miku squealed in surprise as he wrapped her legs around his waist and began bouncing her up and down to the music.

Her eyes widened in shock and delight as he handled her.

Once Hawks began to catch the rhythm, his wings began to flap and he carried them both up.

Miku squealed as they rose above the crowd into the colorful, flashing lights. With every powerful beat of his wings, Miku bounced up and down against his clothed erection.

Damn he hoped the paps didn’t catch how hard his dick was. But even if they did, watching her expression melt into pure desire, would have made all of it worth it.

Shit. It was worth it anyway.

His hands squeezed the soft flesh of her ass as he gazed right back at her.

Aagainst his better judgement, Hawks dove into her neck.

“Oh shittt.” Miku sighed when she felt Hawks teeth nibbling at the skin of her throat, followed by the hot slip of his tongue circling and sucking the area.

When he pulled back, his pupils had shrunk into pin pricks; golden eyes completely blown out in lust.

“You’re trouble, Syren. You might look like an Angel, but you damn sure ain’t one. Are you?”

“A fallen one,” Miku smirked back. “And my real name is Miku.”

The heat of the music died down, Hawks slowly lowered them back to the floor; his eyes and hands still fixed on Miku.

“Keigo.”

Chap.4

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reddeadtwofics · 5 years

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Bloopers RDR2 Headcanons 1

so like, last night at like 1am i was laying in my bed and i remembered a image i seen before on tumblr a long ass time ago, of assassins creed 3 as bloopers, also i was watching bloopers and fan made movie trailer of rdr2 so have this and i might end up making more cause i have so many ideas and i love this AU so much

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To start us off

They are all jokesters no way around it

Makes it hard to film at times but it's great

Arthur and John are like real brothers and love to randomly dance when they wait, like on set they where waiting and just started a random gig.

Arthur forgets his lines a few times, he mostly gets tongue tied a ends up bending over laughing about it

Dutch fumbles over his words in Speeches and it's amazing cause everyone laughs if he fucks up and he's confused before he catches on

John is a menace when they have close up shots. He has something called "the butt stick" it's one of those sparkly poles with a hand on it spooning like teachers use, there are like 40 hidden around set and he uses it to poke ppl

His victims are mostly Arthur, Javier, John, Sean and sometimes Lenny

John and Abigail are actually a couple

Back on a dance again, in random spots in the background waiting ppl might dance around

A lot of time there might be something that doesn't belong in 1899, once there was a Starbucks on the table, or a phone maybe someone forgot to take off a watch aka, Javier, Trelawny, Dutch

One time there was a break Javier was drinking coffee and leaned back on a crate, said crate was for a stunt and he fell backwards. He just laughed there on the ground laughing

Micha was trying to hold a mean face once, but couldn't cause Cain got excited and jumped on him making him laugh

once in a shootout, bill was behind the camera a little away and all you here is him having a sneeze attack everyone stops and starts to laugh a little and all you here from bill is a faint "SORRY MY FAULT"

A lot of times they have makeup on or dirt or fake blood and touch their face messing it up

A lot of silly faces to make ppl crack

Also the horses are a mess to deal with, but it's fun. They like to steal hats and fuss

Kieran was in shit and a horse stole his hat off his head refusing to give it back

Tamia is a sweetheart tho, she wants everyone's attention

The count is nippy a lot, only likes Dutch like normal cause sugar cubes

Kieran and Sean slip away to sleep in random places on set, it happens a lot

Hosea and Dutch are like RDJ, they hide food in random ass places

Like at one point they have a close up on someone and just off at Dutches tent you hear a crunch and these old guys are just eating a bag of chips. The camera points over to them eating like, what they got hungry

There is a picture floating around of Javier dressed in his stuff, but dirty and fake blood but sitting in his chair at makeup on drinking Starbucks but had his sunglasses on and someone doing something to his hand and it says "anyone missing a sassy Mexican" or something like that

There is another photo of Dutch and Hosea staring off set with a small disappointed look at Sean or Lenny or both of them. It's from Arthur and it says "Disappointed Gay Cowboy dads"

So many vines are recreated on set

Also small spoiler for the game but when Arthur Was hung upside down he forgot what he was to say or do, and he kept spinning in a circle so he started to very loudly and off tune singing about how he forgot what to do and say as he spined

Also the Jean's hands down are tight and we know that, the guys get wedgies a lot

Like some place there is a video of Arthur passing his coffee to John "hold this for a second, Wedgie" and just awkward squats trying to fix it, while John casually stands there drink his coffee waiting for Arthur his brother trying to fix it.

Charles is a big guy, he always knocks shit over

He is also a giant joker

John does the Jurassic park think of the Raptors with the horses

Also hands down John and Arthur are half brothers and John is married to Abigail

Like the Supernatural blooper, Dutch does the same "I'm Dutch Fucking Vand der Linde" also Arthur did it to "I'm Arthur Fucking Morgan"

Lenny and Sean once opened their mouths when a siren if a police or fire truck came by once for a solid 5 minutes

Arthur has ripped his pants so many times getting on and off his horse

John had a few times

Dutch did it when he was getting on a box to talk

Arthur once did it on the downswing of the axe and there was a loud RIPPP and he just stood there reached back and said "I ripped my pants" he was in the background if Dutch and Hosea talking in camp everyone lost it laughing and wheezing

They are gassy guys to as we know

Bill is the worst in a part of the barn with Arthur, Uncle and Charles. Bill cleared the barn laughing as they tried to ignore the smell

Lenny's Silent and deadly so is Hosea

Hosea escapes before anyone notices

Trelawny and Javier are fashion buddies, and are deadly together for outfits

Pearson is so unbalanced and falls a lot, drops everything

When in Colter and Arthur was sitting next to John he told him "don't make me lick your face" making John laugh loudly

Once a fly vote around then as Sean swatted it and scared Lenny

Lenny jumped on Sean, be committed and carried him… for a while before Sean tripped and fell

Mary-Beth got scared cause she thought it was a bee

Charles filled someone's trailer with balls, or packing peanuts

Blamed it on someone else's

It's so hard to do close ups cause Arthur is trying to make them laugh

lots of random singing

One time John was so tired and has a little to much coffee and couldn't stop fucking up his lines and laughing

When Sean was to mill over he had to do a drop out if frame and he just kinda laid there like "am I out?" And he wasn't, bill jokingly stomped him laughing.

They break so many props guns

Once John was gonna clean a prop Jun and is slapped him in his jaw, it hurt and left a bruise

One time Susan was cleaning the rifle and Micah came to say his line, but the gun broke in Susan's hands making then break

In colter there is a part of Arthur laying in the snow with Lenny and Sean making snow Angels with Jack

When someone fucks up hard, like I mean HARD and it's just gibberish it is a running joke for a while

A few times serie got activated on someones phone in set and it broke everyone

On the boat with Hosea, Dutch and Arthur they did it and Arthur moved a little making Dutch lost his balance and fell into the water

It's a full joke that Dutch and Hosea are all of there dads and Susan hands down is there mother

Micah loves the animals and his horse Baylock always follows him around refusing to leave

Like if someone is messing around they just yell "DDDAAADDDDD ARTHURS BEING MEAN"

Or the same with Susan

There are a lot of videos on Twitter or other stuff if the gang messing around on set

Javier likes to do a funky cowboy walk from a distance

Karen forgot her line once and just pulled Sean in for a kiss

Cain is a blessing, he is well trained, but it's funny

He gets over excited way to fast

He once brought Kieran to the ground in excitement

One time when the train thing with John on the clip Arthur Forgot his line and just stared out over the cliff and was quiet

John tried to hold it in but couldn't

thats pretty much all i got last night it was like 3am when i finished, i plan on making like more parts of this cause i just love this so much, what do you guys think or any of you have more to ass on? i want to hear ittttttt

another thing have all these amazing Trailers i watched that also sparked this idea for it

https://youtu.be/uAG9--YkouU

https://youtu.be/TUXNhbIopcw

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