#poor carter

[stevie-petey]

how about steve pov blurb after bug told him she never had her first kiss yet? DOES HE DAYDREAM ABOUT IT???? 🚨🚨🚨🚨

mans brain DEFINITELY broke because bug is so pretty and lovely who WOULDNT wanna kiss her ?? (looking at u jonathan)

enjoy <3

“carter, truth or dare.” steve asks his teammate, taking a swig from his beer. hes at a small get together with the basketball team. jason carvers dad is out of town so he told everyone to bring beer and come over.

its night and the june heat has turned into a cool breeze. nancy is at steves side, he had picked her up right after leaving bookstrordinary today.

“truth.” carter manages to slur out.

steve thinks for a moment. “alright. name the first girl you ever had a crush on.”

its a simple enough question. nothing mean or rude, and nancy leans in close against his side on the couch and takes a swig from steves beer.

hes happy. hes buzzed, nancy smells like lavender, he saw you today, and all is well.

“easy!” carter hiccups. “y/n henderson.”

steve freezes.

“y/n?” nancy finally says her first words tonight at the party.

“yeah, man. still kinda into her, but-but that guy… uh… joshua? jonah? i-i know it started with a j.” carter furrows his brows and concentrates really hard while in his drunken state. “anyways. that guy shes always with. cant talk to her. hes-hes weird.”

nancy chuckles. “his name is jonathan, but they arent together. steve says youre nice, maybe you should talk to her-"

“y/n doesnt like blondes.” steve interrupts, and then immediately wants to shove a foot in his mouth.

why the fuck would he say that?

carter hiccups again. “shes hot. id dye my hair for her.”

nancy pokes steves shoulder. “howd you know that?”

“we talk,” he takes another sip of his beer. “she likes guys who look like peter parker, sorry carter.”

the boy drunkenly waves him off and then stumbles towards the bathroom, leaving nancy and steve alone.

“does y/n really only like brunettes?” nancy asks, slight curiosity in her voice.

steve nods. “yeah, she mentioned it once or twice.”

hes lying.

youve never, ever told steve this.

what you have, however, told steve is that youve never been kissed.

in fact, you told him this today. steve kinda has been thinking about it nonstop.

and carter is nice, sure, but shouldnt your first kiss be with someone special? carters been hit in the head with more basketballs than steve can count. the guy is nice, but a complete idiot.

definitely not worthy enough to be your first kiss.

“interesting, hm.” nancy takes the beer from steves hand and then gets up from the couch. she extends her hand and when he accepts, she pulls him up. “c’mon, lets go dance.”

so they go and they dance and steve forgets about the fact that youve never been kissed. at least for a little while, at least.

and if carter the next day asks steve where you work, well. hes only being a nice guy when he tells his teammate that he doesnt know. you surely wouldnt want some dumb jock annoying you at work.

thats definitely why steve lies.

#ask #anon #come home blurb #set in between seasons 1 and 2 #m’s writing #m speaks #poor carter #mans just wants a kiss from bug #and steve is an idiot

[shackle-foes]

oh my god Osvald’s chapter 4 is going to murder carter.

CARTER IS GONNA DIE

#mav answers #poor carter

[whatever-dude]

They really never let carter have anything huh. 41.6 seconds left and they botched it

#poor carter #they said we see you we just dont care #theyve done this how many times this season already?? #like #if i was carter id be pissed #hockey #nhl #flyers #philadelphia flyers #carter hart #hartsy #1.21.23 #they do this to all their goalies tbf #not just carter

[eggssketches]

Blonde elf twink😨😨

#origonal character #original character #fantasy character #this poor lil fella goes through too much character development #poor carter

[weezardthewizard]

You start out thinking Shane is the zany cryptid and Ryan is the sane one. And then you learn more about Ryan.

And you realize they are the same level of insane in different directions.

So you think ah, it must be Steven then! He's the genius businessman who keeps the ghoul boys in line. He must be the sane one.

And then you learn more about Steven.

#right now I'm thinking it's gotta be Mark or Carter #leaning toward Carter #he gives off strong “random NPC the d&d party adopted and will not let go home” vibes #they isekaied the poor bastard #watcher #watcher entertainment #ghost files #ryan and shane #ryan bergara #shane madej #steven lim #ah fuck what's mark's last name #can't just tag mark #have random marks in here goofin up the place #mark watcherentertainment #yeah that works #carter doesn't need a last name #like cher

[agent-tempest]

When Pekka says ''Then we are even" and Kaz replies "Not even close" Damn that mf really does not remember anything does he

He had the audacity to say, ThEn We ArE eVeN. No bitch we are not and never will be EvEn

#poor Kaz #has to confront his nightmare #kaz brekker #freddy carter #shadow and bone season 1 #shadow and bone #netflix #six of crows #crooked kingdom #soc #the crows #leigh bardugo #grishaverse #enya talks #enya talks s&b #enya talks grishaverse #enya talks soc

[thedncingclown]

friendly reminder that we now have more proof that howard AND peggy knew that bucky was the winter soldier aka the result of experiments that zola (the n@zi scientist that they both hired) did to him and didn't do anything about it. it's their fault.

#what if #bucky barnes #bucky #stucky #steve rogers #captain america #peggy carter #howard stark #zola project #the winter soldier #my poor baby #he deserves nothing but love

[captain-sassy-socks]

#TFLN #Stargate SG-1 #Samantha Carter #Daniel Jackson #Teal'c #poor General Hammond #what is queued endures

[cryoverlife]

I find it hilarious how much Carter does not want to be in charge.

Over the course of three books he gets asked like 50 times if he wants it be pharaoh and every single time he says no.

And yet somehow he still ends up the pharaoh and in charge of a bunch of people.

Summery of Carter character arc in the serpents shadow

Horus: you should be in charge (so I can be in charge)

Carter: absolutely not

Zia: we need you to be in charge

Carter: haha, no

Ra: it is your destiny to be in charge

Sadie: he’s right

Carter: … Do I have a choice?

Amos: you are in charge

Carter: temporarily

Ra again: you are in charge

Carter: uh

Everyone: our new leader, Carter Kane

Carter: excuse me, what?

#carter kane #the poor boy #He just want to be normal for a few seconds #kane chronicles #sadie kane #tkc #Horus #House of life

[miwachan2]

I just noticed something. Carter looks a lot like Genevieve, at least to me. Would you be willing to draw an outfit swap of Carter and Genevieve, when she was her age?

i was wondering how long it would take until someone mentioned the this lmao

I think its mainly the similar hair structure and eye color that makes them look similar

#poor outfit swap but i got art block ;-; #Teen!Genevieve #Carter #outfit swap #color

[mollyolikeme]

Sometimes I think about Carter going away for university and I’m like, wtf.

Then I think about Ox going to visit him, meeting some random people, then them going to the club and I’m like, what the fuck.

Then I think about them sleeping in a tiny dorm bed together because Carter needs pack (they both do) and I’m like, WHAT THE FUCK.

And then Ox just, goes home. And Carter finishes school at some point?!

It's unhinged.

#green creek series #ox matheson #carter bennett #wolfsong #sometimes i think of the beginning of wolfsong and i feel SICK #our poor babies didnt know what would happen to them! they think being away at school is bad? just you wait my sons! #aaaahhhhhhh asbabjciegaybdnclalocuwbsbc #MY SOUL FOR THESE BOYS

[starlightshadowsworld]

Percy getting punched by Carter for asking if he's a half blood.

The look on Frank's face when Percy calls the Laistrygonian's, Canadians.

.. He's gonna go to Chiron like I think we need to change these names.

#carter kane #the kane chronicles #frank zhang #Also piper about the half blood comment #Decisions were made #Poor decisions #percy jackson #heroes of olympus

[justplainmels]

5.14 | 48 Hours

“You sure you want to be in there for this?”

“Not really, sir.”

#stargate #sg1 #stargateedit #sg1edit #stargate sg1 #jack o’neill #samantha carter #siler #lmao poor siler #lol both their reactions #they’re like excuse you siler #we were having a private conversation in front of everyone #and you just butted in #just mels edits #mels sg1 s5 #48 hours #*jack #*sam

[sheppardsmckay]

@usergif 1 year celebration: shuffle challenge day #2: blending | font pairing | last played song: feed the machine-poor man’s poison

#usergif1year #shadow and bone #shadowandbonecentral #shadowandbonesource #sixofcrowsedit #socedit #kaz brekker #kazbrekkeredit #freddy carter #pscentral #bbelcher #usersource #userstream #tvgif #poor man's poison #my creation #usergif #userbbelcher #socdaily #dailynetflix #dailyshadowandbone #grishaverseedit #grishaverseblr

[pluckyredhead]

Every now and then I remember that roy had sex with hawkgirl and that she just randomly said another guys name and its …just so akward 😭😭😭 Roy cant catch a break

Everything about that relationship was such a toxic mess. There's that great moment when they meet and he calls her "pretty bird" (Me in 2006: "Ooh, do I ship this?") and then it was downhill all the way (Me in 2007: "I most assuredly do not ship this.").

#to be fair kendra's relationship with carter was ALSO a toxic mess #poor kendra #roy harper #arsenal

[agent-tempest]

Now that I'm grown, I'm scared of ghosts. Memories feel like weapons

The look of shock on Kaz's face

#My poor baby #here he was waiting for Inej and this mf showed up #This is literally something out of a nightmare for him #kaz brekker #freddy carter #shadow and bone #shadow and bone season 1 #netflix #six of crows #crooked kingdom #leigh bardugo #grishverse #enya talks #enya talks s&b #enya talks grishaverse #enya talks soc