#please correct me if i’m wrong tho maybe i forgot something!!

[bi-octavius]

am i crazy or have they not depicted mr. benedict’s narcolepsy at all this season???? like i honestly cannot recall one instance of him suddenly falling asleep mid-convo or his knees going weak or ANYTHING and i’m just kinda :/

#kane speaks #mysterious benedict society #mbs #tmbs #nicholas benedict #please correct me if i’m wrong tho maybe i forgot something!! #mbs season 2 #mbs spoilers

[chippedaxe]

Hate Is A Strong Word

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Title: Hate Is A Strong Word

Warning(s): cursing, maybe a bit of angst? (Not a lot), fluff, arguing, fighting, ect..

Pronouns: They/Them

Synopsis: you and Karl hate each other (or at least you both thought) until it was leaked to the smp that he had feelings for you.

Pairing: c!Karl X gn! Reader

Word count: 1.7k

Note: this is my first sfw fic 😍😍

- if this gets enough attention then I might do a part 2 with some nsfw.

* This is unedited and I didn’t rlly proof read it so if this story actually makes no sense at all than I’m rlly sorry 😭

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Your eyes narrowed and you furrowed your eyebrows as you noticed Karl in the distance, he looked as if he was moving towards you so you were wondering what business he was up to.

“Karl! What’re you doing?” You called out to him but he snubbed you and ignored your question “Fine, ignore me then asshole!” You scoffed and returned to what you were doing, you try to act nice and he doesn’t play along!

You went back to crafting, putting the sticks together and cursing yourself once you realized you didn’t have all the correct materials. You sighed and held onto your nose bridge in annoyance “I can’t believe I forgot to get the red stone!” You grumbled.

This meant more work for you today and you were already tired of it, you sat down and tried to think of a way to get out of doing more hard labor for the day. You got an idea and stood up, there’s got to be someone on the server with red stone right?

You exited your humble house and approached the first person you saw outside which happened to be Purpled “hey! I’m sure that you’ve probably got some on you so I was wondering if I could borrow some red stone? Or just take it from you..” you asked politely “oh I Uh- I actually ran out, I used the last of it on this build right here!” He stood back and presented the stupidest thing you’ve ever seen.

You nodded “oh alright then- thanks anyways” you passed him and walked down the trail, perhaps Eret had stolen some off of someone and could let you borrow a few? You walked up to him and smiled “greetings! Do you have any spare red stone that I could please use?” You bowed down slightly.

“Oh no, I’m afraid that I don’t have any! I know who does have a whole supply of red stone though!” Eret’s voice sounded condescending and almost patronizing “oh really? That’s great! Who is it?” You smiled excitedly “It’s Karl!” Eret replied.

Your face fell and you frowned, your happiness was wiped from your face and you gave Eret a deadpan look “why does it have to be him?” You groaned “oh I’m sure someone else will have some, you’ll just have to check around..” Eret then scattered away.

You knew that Eret is normally right, she won’t let anyone prove them wrong, so you knew that Karl was probably your best bet at retrieving some red stone. You wiped your face and made your way over to Karl’s whereabouts.

You knocked on the door of his house and waited for him to open the door, you watched as Karl peeked through the curtain and then quickly ran away to pretend that no one was home. You banged on his door angrily “Karl, open up! I just need some red stone!” You yelled out.

“No ones home!” He screamed back at you, you sighed and lowered your head “what a fucking idiot..” you thought out loud, Karl gasped and opened the door “that’s quite rude, don’t you think??” He crossed his arms and huffed. “Oh great- you’re home, can I have that red stone now??” You gave a fake smile “what makes you think I’m gonna give it up so willingly?” Karl rose an eyebrow. What a pretentious fuck.

“Because if you hand it over now then I’ll leave you alone for the rest of the day!” You had hoped that your plan would work “who says that I want to be left alone? Maybe I want to pester you all day!” Karl teased “oh come on! I just need the red stone, give it up!” You held your hands up in defense “oh nuh-uh! That belongs to me!” He blocked the doorway.

You pushed him gently and tried to steal his red stone but he tackled you to the floor, you kicked him off you and then stood back up to dust yourself off “listen here- if you do something for me than I’ll happily give it to you” Karl offered.

“Fine, asshat, what is it?” You had already expected him to send you doing something horrible or incredibly dangerous “I need you to just give this to Quackity, he said he needed it” Karl handed you a bag full of just dirt “he needs a bag of dirt? This seems like the most useless task ever!” You exclaimed.

“It’s not useless if you’re getting something out of it, come back here when you’re done” he shut the door on you and left you to go on your quest. You knew it’d be an easy task, so why did Karl send you to do it? Did he not think you could do it? Did he underestimate you?

You walked back to your house and equipped yourself with some leather boots, they should help your feet with the long walk. You got back up and got back onto the trail, you flung the bag over your shoulder and coughed as some of the dirt came out.

You arrived in Las Nevada’s pretty fast to be honest! Your eyes glanced over the beautiful sight, Las Nevadas is a wonderful place! If you weren’t a traveler than you’d like to settle somewhere like this.

“Quackity!” You came up to the building and called out for him, yelping and jumping back when a little green man appeared behind you “AH!” You screamed and dropped the bag “Oh! You have my dirt! Thank you, Mx. Jacobs!” He ducked down “what?! What did you call me??” You bent down.

He popped back out of the dirt “Mx. Jacobs, Karl Jacob’s partner!” He smiled cheerfully “I’m not dating Karl! And my name is Y/n!” You spat out “oh really, you’re not?? But I heard Karl talking about how much he loves you! I must’ve misunderstood, goodbye Y/n (not the partner of Karl Jacobs)!” He sunk back down but you pulled him back up.

“Hey- no! I wanna talk!” You desperately spoke “oh sure! I have time to kill anyways!” He stuck his tongue out “who are you?” You asked curiously “I’m Charlie slimecicle! You’re Y/n the traveler, Karl’s partner!” Charlie stated incorrectly.

“Hey- no. I hate Karl” you crossed your arms “really?? I was getting the impression that you liked him from the way that you stare at him lovingly from afar” Charlie shrugged “WHAT- HOW DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT? I DONT DO THAT!!” You quickly tried to defend yourself.

“Don’t defend yourself, I already said that Karl likes you too!” Charlie was a chill guy “then why does he purposefully irritate me so much?!” You complained “I dunno! I’m gonna go with my bag of dirt now..” Charlie disappeared and this time you weren’t able to catch him.

You continued to sit there for a while, just thinking to yourself about things ‘does Karl really like me?’ You thought. You shook the feeling off “hold on- I don’t even like him! Charlie was talking non-sense!” The words coming out of your mouth did not match the way you were feeling.

Your heart was in your mouth, your chest was sore and your lungs were gasping for air as your hair was beating faster and faster “oh god- shit.. maybe I do like him! I mean.. those times that we don’t fight are really nice” you were conflicted. You decided that it’d be better to just confront your problems so you stood up and went back home.

You knocked on the door of Karl Macon’s house, he answered immediately and snickered “great, you made it back, thought you might die out there” he teased you. You rolled your eyes “cut the shit, Slime boy told me all about you” you accused “oh yeah? Told you what?” Karl backed up a bit “he told me that you had a little crush?” You leaned against the doorframe.

“Maybe I do, what about it?” Karl looked away and lowered his head a bit “well maybe I like you too. I don’t know, I still find you annoying and irritating!” You confessed “I wouldn’t like it any other way. Would you consider dating me?” Karl reached out and grabbed your hand gently “oh fuck-“ you cursed.

“If you’d of asked me any other day than my answer would be so clear! If you’d asked me yesterday than I’d say no but- maybe I like talking to you and arguing with you a little too much to just be your enemy.” You dropped your head and started to blush.

This was a very embarrassing situation for you and you didn’t know what to do “so you’re not sure if you like me or not?” Karl asked “correct. I mean- I’d stare at you from far away and blush but that doesn’t necessary mean that I like you, right?” You hesitated.

“Are you afraid that you might like me?” Karl walked closer towards you “maybe a bit. We’ve been enemies for so long, I’m afraid of what will happen between us if we stop” you answered “I’m sure we’ll still find things to fight about when we’re together” Karl smiled “well- than yes! I’ll go on one date with you” Karl squealed with joy.

“Yes! You’re making me the happiest man alive!” He hugged you “yeah, yeah, am I gonna get that red stone anytime soon?” You pestered him “sure thing! Can I pick you up later tonight?” Karl asked you “8’o clock and no time later than that” you replied before walking off with his red stone.

“Hey wait!- can I kiss you? Just this once?” Karl had started to annoy you with the way he was trying to explain why it’d be better to kiss him now instead of on your first date so you decided to shut him up. You grabbed him by the collar and pressed your lips against his.

This relationship of yours was gonna be a real hassle but you knew you’d make it out alive (not sure about Karl tho)

#mcyt x y/n #mcytumblr #mcyt #mcyt x reader #dsmp x reader #dsmp #dream smp x reader #dream smp #karl jacobs #karl jacobs x reader #c!karl

[fan-girling-101]

Pickup Lines

Corpse Husband X Reader

Summary: Just some pickup lines from Corpse in a round of Among Us.

Warnings: Maybe some swear words somewhere and my trashy writing.

Wordcount: 1629

Definitely not my artwork. Also I’m back and not dead. Yay! Tell me what you think and please request.

Rae, being the big sister she is, begged me until I had to give in to make her be quiet, got me to agree to playing Among Us with her gang. As in Poki, Felix, Sean, Brooke AB, Sykkuno, Toast, Fuslie, and Corpse. I have never once in my entire existence played Among Us. I stream but never this game. I mostly stream the Sims 4 and I just started The last of us two. I download the game and the proximity mod Rae told me to get. After setting up my stream and greeting the early people who come early I open the game and join the discord call.

“Rae you said you have someone new to play.” One of Rae’s friends says as I join the call. I can clearly tell from the voice that they are excited.

“Yea, she’s really annoying most of the time and we share DNA.” Rae laughs causing me to gasp. “ME! Annoying imposable!! I’m the most un annoying person in the world. The audacity you have Rachell Hofstetter.” 

“Guys this is my little baby sister Y/N.” Rae introduces me to all her online Among Us friends. A chorus of hi’s sound out in my headphone, really loud hi’s form some of them. “Introduce yourselves.” Rae commands the group.

“Hi I’m Sykkuno I have a plant hat.” 

“Ok, um Hi I’m the better sister Y/N nice to meet you all.” I kindly say with a wave though after I realize they can’t see me. “Oh God I just waved though none of you can see me. Let’s just start before I do more weird things.”

“We still have to wait for Corpse.” I let out a small oh as I mute myself and talk to chat.

“Corpse finally you’re here!” Syykuno’s voice is the first I hear in a while. He greets the player that’s 19 minutes late.

“Corpse meet my sister Y/N, she’s our tenth player.” Rae butts in before Corpse even has a chance to talk.

“Whaddup baby.” An unbelievably hot voice makes it’s way through my headphones. I just sit there stunted for a second. His voice is Godly and amazing what I would give to wake up to that every morning.

“Uh um h-hi.” I giggle out feeling my face heat up a ton. My chat is going a million miles per hour even with slow mode. The ones I can read say something like SIMP!!!, that reaction tho, look at her blush.

“Hey, that’s my sister Corpse!”

The game starts with me being a crewmate. We all spawn around a blue circle table. I stay there for an extra bit trying to regain myself. “Rachell, how do I play?” After Rae gives me a quick rundown she leaves to the left to do her tasks. I head down to a place filled with boxes. I walk in circles around the boxes for a while just for fun when a body is reported. 

“Body in Nav.” Felix says being the one to report Sean’s body. 

I listen to the conversation they all have, silently observing what they have to say. That is until I’m brought into the conversation. “Y/N you’ve been silent.” Toast calls me out. “Where were you this round?”

“I was in a room.” I start off as the others laugh around me as I try to think what that place was called. “Sus” Someone says, causing me to panic. “Wait, give me a second it was a room with boxes some of them were like floating or something.”

“Storage?” Corpse asks, again causing my face to heat up. God this man doesn't even have to say anything interesting to make me blush, he could say the dumbest thing and I’d be hooked.. “Where else were you?” Toast asks clearly, trying to sus me for no reason whatsoever.

“Um… storage, I was there the whole round running around boxes. Why you so sus Toast trying to cover up the murderer are you?” I try to throw the sus back at the man. 

People start voting so I vote for Toast because why not, he’s being mega sus. My white head pops up next to Toast’s name with a little black head. And Toast’s cyan head pops up next to my name. We get into the next round and Corpse insists I follow him, so I do. I mean who can say no to him, certainly not me.

“Wait here,'' he tells me. I stand in Caf in the top corner unsure if I’m about to be killed or not. Corpse walks out of my sight before walking in front of me. “Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk past you again?” He asks, causing me to become a stuttering mess.

“I um I… I got ta-task to g-go do.” I start walking away feeling my face heat up. But he follows after me.

“I'm learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?” No matter where I go Corpse follows after me giving out pickup lines.

“I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?”

“Corpse s-stop following me I um I-I I have tasks.” I stutter helplessly trying to get away from him passing multiple people laughing at me. 

“Can I follow you where you're going right now? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams!” He uses another pickup line before a pink body gets reported. 

“The body is in the back of electrical.” Leslie is the first one to talk. The blush on my cheeks caused by Corpse Husband doesn't feel like going away anytime soon.

“I think Y/N and Corpse came from there.” Poki adds to the conversion by throwing the sus over to me and Corpse.

“It couldn’t have been Y/N I was with her the whole round.”

“Ye-yea yes it is not Corpse I-I um I was with him.” I stutter out. People start accusing Corpse because how unserten I sounded until Sykkuno stuck up for him saying he saw us together alot. Most of us skipped except a few votes on Corpse and one vote on Toast from me. He’s still sus.

And now the pickup lines from Corpse start again:

“I hope you know CPR, because you are taking my breath away!”

“If I had four quarters to give to the four prettiest women in the world, you would have a dollar!”

“Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile!”

“I'm in the mood for pizza. A pizza you, that is!”

“If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?”

“Do you have a name? Or can I call you mine?”

“Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for.”

“There must be something wrong with my eyes. I can't take them off you.”

“You must be a campfire. Because you're super hot and I want s'more.”

“My buddies bet me that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful person in the game. What should we do with their money?”

“Remember me? Oh, that's right, I've only met you in my dreams.”

“I'm glad I remembered to bring my library card. 'Cause I am totally checking you out!”

“I'm no mathematician, but I'm pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it.”

“Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future!”

“There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it.”

“If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.”

“Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?”

“Feel my shirt. Know what it’s made of? Boyfriend material.”

“I was blinded by your beauty; I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.”

“Something’s wrong with my eyes because I can’t take them off you.”

“Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?”

“You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.”

“I know you vented Y/N. Right into my heart.”

That’s all I hear for the rest of my steam. Each time making me more flustered than the last. My face has been red all the time and chat hasn’t failed to notice, making me more flustered each time I read a comment calling me out.. We were all chilling in the lobby going to do our last game when Corpse decided to use another pick up line on me.

“Hey guys watch this, watch this!” He says getting everyone to stop their conversations. “Hey Y/N.”

“Hi?...”

“You remind me of the twenty letters of the alphabet.” He starts. I tilt my head a little confused where he got twenty from. But like sure dude.

“Corpse buddy, there are twenty six letter in the alphabet.” Sean says, correcting Corpse who somehow forgot about six letters.

“Silly me, silly me how could I forget U R A Q T.” Again the blush gets deeper.

“Hold up man you're still missing one you can’t count!” Felix yells out over the chorus of awww. From the rest.

“Don’t worry I give you that D later.” I think I died and went to heaven. Maybe hell couldn’t be sure.

“Woah woah woah THAT IS MY BABY SISTER YOU ARE TALKING TO!!!! KEEP IT PG!!!!” Rae yells out over all the people laughing and saying things. 

“I think I’m broken.” I whisper in my mic, somehow over all the talking Corpse heard me. “Sorry Kitten, maybe I should come over and make you feel better.”

CORPSE was banned by Valkyrae

CORPSE was kicked from the call by Valkyrae

#corpse x y/n #corpse fic #corpse fanfic #corspe husband #corpse #corpse husband x reader #corpse husband x you #corpse husband fanfic #fangirling101writing

[theres-an-impulstor-among-us]

Friday Night Stabby best quotes part 29 (10/09/21)

so Pearl is still filling in for Joker and yes I did watch seven out of eight POVs for this session, that’s why this quotes thing is so long :)

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Evil: I forgot how to play this game. Endless: Go to electrical and die, Evil. That’s how you play the game.

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Skizz, entering electrical: Look at all these idiots in here. Endless: Hey! That’s not very nice.

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Endless: I remember how to fix wiring. It’s not that hard. Can I do [shields] from here? I can. I did it. I figured it out. Etho: Good job. Endless: Thanks. Thanks, Etho! Etho: I never stopped believing in you. Endless: Your praise means everything to me, dad. *pause as Endless walks away* Endless: He’s not my dad.

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Impulse: *reports a body* Impulse: Okay just hold on, I can do this. Ready? Skizz’s voice in a clip: DANG IIIIT! Impulse: Did you guys hear that? Evil: Yes. Brody: What is that? Impulse: That was the last thing I heard when I caught Skizz red-handedly killing Mrs Tango. *people laugh, then pause* Skizz: I don’t like you.

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Impulse: Tango wanted to die so he could fix his overlay. Tango, dead: I DID NOT! YOU’RE A LIAR! Impulse: Someone did him a favour, I think. Tango, dead: >:(

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Evil, in a monotone: I have wires to do. Skizz, snorting: World’s most bored electrician. Evil, slightly less monotone: More wires.

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Astro: I also want you to know that I didn’t kill you, on purpose. Cuz it’s your birthday. But that was your one round of- Endless: Not my birthday. My birthday was- Astro: It was yesterday. Endless: -hours and hours ago. Astro: It’s still technically your birthday somewhere. Endless: I don’t think that’s how time works, but okay.

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*last round, Endless spent a long time with Astro but didn’t kill him despite being imposter* Astro: Alright, Endless. This time, you can kill me. Astro and Endless: *laugh* Astro: Don’t throw me off like that. I thought you were all i- Endless: *kills Astro* *pause* Astro: ...thanks, Endless. Thanks. *laughs* Well, I can’t complain; I DID ask for it.

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Skizz: Now if I die, you know it’s Etho (pronouncing it Eh-tho). Etho: Hey now.

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Impulse: Oh whoops, I was muted that whole meeting. Tango: Aha! Exactly what a killer would say.

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Astro, a ghost: Hey Evil, did you know that Impulse’s bone is not- not well right now? Evil: *snickers* Astro, a ghost: See I KNEW you could hear me, you imposter!

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Pearl: Did you have a neutral role? Impulse: Yeah, I was jester. Pearl: Ahhh. Cheeky nugget.

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Brody: Tango. Two people saw you leave the corpse of your wife. Tango: So what? Where is the corpse of my wife? Brody: Where is the corpse? Two people saw you, are you really gonna try that? Tango: I just passed you in the hallway! Nothing was there! Pearl: He’s gonna play dumb, it’s okay. Impulse: He’s still mad that she threw out his spices when they moved. Tango: IT’S THE OLD BAY, MAN! IT’S THE OLD BAY!

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Endless: It was Tango in O2 with the lead pipe- No, that’s not- Different game.

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Etho: I was with Brody and Astro but I’m… invisible, apparently. Astro: I- I said there was somebody else! I just wasn’t going to say something that I thought might make you seem suspicious. Etho: It’s been happening a lot and it’s a little weird, but okay.

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*after the meeting* Astro: I’ll notice you next time, Etho. Etho: Okay, thank you. That’s all I want.

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Skizz: It’s the purple guy! Endless: It can’t be the purple guy! Evil: It CAN be the purple guy. *votes are revealed, Endless is ejected* Endless: D’aww, you guys don’t even know how- that’s… stupid. *everyone laughs* Skizz, laughing: “Your Honour, this is very dumb”

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*everyone skipped except Endless who voted for Impulse* Endless: I got your number, Impulse. *pause* Astro: What’s his number? Four? Eight? Nine? Six? Evil: Two. Endless, at the same time: Seven.

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*Etho claims Tango killed Evil but can’t say how he knows for fear of assassination* Endless: So you saw it on admin and then came down to report it? Is that what that was? *pause* Etho: Exactly. *animation of Etho shooting himself plays* Etho: DANGIT!!!

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Etho: Where we going, Tango? What we doing? Tango: I’m going to my grave is where I think I’m going.

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Astro: Hey, Mrs T? Mrs Tango: Hi? Astro: I need you to do something really suspicious. Mrs Tango: Okay.

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*after Impulse crashed out of the game but his body is reported* Skizz: That was the most epic kill yet. It happened IRL.

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Tango: Dead, disconnected. It’s all the same thing. Pearl: For one, you get cut in half, but the other, you just go “poof”.

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*Etho is suspected of being executioner against Brody* Tango: So Etho, you’re saying there’s two imposters alive. Who do you think is the second one? *pause* Etho: That, I don’t know just yet. Tango: An executioner wouldn’t need to know that though, right? Etho: Maybe Astro. *long pause* Astro: What?! Why have you gone from Brody to me all of a sudden?!

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Brody: Astro, please don’t kill me. Astro: I would’ve killed you long ago. Brody: That’s not true. You love me. Astro: Not after you accused me of- Brody, chuckling: I haven’t accused you of anything. Astro: You accused me of breathing heavily earlier and I’m offended by it. Brody: You did, though. Astro: I can’t help that the air quality here is… dog crap. Brody: I know you well enough. I know you well enough to know when you’re, like, concentrating. Astro: Not my fault that I can’t breathe here right now.

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Etho: [Brody] killed Impulse on the first round. It made [Impulse] crash. And then [Brody] reported the body. Next round, he killed another person and did another report. He’s a- He’s a self-reporting… Brody. *everyone laughs* Evil: This is the best you’ve got, Etho?

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Evil: So here’s the question for everybody: do I tell Skizz what his minor tell is or do I keep it to myself? Skizz: You zip it! You got nothing! Tango: Keep it to yourself. That’s part of the fun; we can all learn each other’s tells. Astro: You mean like when somebody has heavy breathing when they kill somebody, Brody? Brody: Oh. Astro: I’m gonna have extra heavy breathing when I kill you. Extra… EXTRA… heavy breathing. Brody: ...I’ll remember that.

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Skizz: I finally kill the banana and instantly I hear him be all “you crashed my game!” Astro: Wait, so when I said that if Impulse rage-quit it was Skizz, I was actually correct on that? Skizz: You were right, yeah. Impulse: Wow… Endless: Skizz was like “if you’re not gonna rage quit, I’m gonna rage quit for you!” Skizz: I killed you so hard your game crashed. That’s a KILL right there.

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Brody: Yeah, I’ve been actually watching her teleport. Like “wait, did she come out of that vent??” No, she’s teleporting around. Tango: Hacks! Pearl: Speedies! Astro: The hacks are Australian ping.

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Astro: Hey, Evil. Evil: Hi. Are you gonna kill me? Astro: Do you want me to or do you want me to let you live? Evil: I’d like to live, thank you.

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Evil: *runs into electrical and finds only Pearl in there* Pearl, singing: Rudolph the red nosed reindeer, had a very shiny nose. Evil: I’m done with my tasks. Pearl: *kills Evil immediately* Astro, a ghost: *laughs* You got killed to Christmas music, Evil.

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Astro, dead: Hey Evil, how did it feel to get Christmas carolled as you were being killed? Evil, dead: She took the happiest time of the year and destroyed me with it!

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Pearl: I’m gonna go kill Etho. Shhh. Giant Skizz, in a deep voice: You do it. Rock and roll.

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Mrs Tango: My cooldown was so long and nobody was alone. Astro: It’s okay, Mrs Tango. Your speedy laggy Australian friend was killing all the people. Pearl: I literally told Skizz I was gonna kill Etho and I did exactly just that.

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Brody: I cleaned [Etho] out of a vent and I didn’t know you could even do that but here we are. Endless: That’s awesome! Brody: I mean- I knew it, I knew you were in there, Etho. Sucker.

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Endless: I know of one person who didn’t do the kill. Skizz: Who? Endless, whispering: Me. I was downloading in weapons. Skizz: You’re not gonna vouch for yourself. That’s not how justice works. Endless: Oh. My bad.

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*Astro and Endless win as imposters* Endless: What did you do, Pearl? What happened there? Did you try to sheriff Skizz? Pearl: Yeah, I wanted to take a stab. I was the sheriff. I thought it might’ve been Skizz. Astro: Ohh, YOU got the last kill, Pearl? Pearl: Yeeaaahh. That was me. Skizz: THAT’s how we died? Cuz Pearl sheriffed the wrong person? Endless: It gets better than that. Pearl asked me to move away so she didn’t accidentally sheriff me. ...

Impulse: We getting double killed in here? Brody: Hopefully.

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Brody: I’m voting for Tango; he’s having too much fun. Evil: Tango’s not allowed to have fun, we know that. Tango: Shut that down, yeah.

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Pearl: *votes for Brody* Brody: Pearl. Why do you hate me? Pearl: I just have reasons. Skizz, to Brody: Don’t tug at THAT thread. Brody: Would you like to tell people about those reasons? Pearl: Not particularly.

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Brody: Mrs Tango, do you want me to put like a poster of me in your new office? Of just me looking at you? Mrs Tango: Uhhh… Evil: Only if you’re wearing the pink hat. Brody: ONLY the pink hat. That’s it. *pause* Evil: Okay, that… that got awkward.

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Astro: So would you like to know a good story? It’s a fun story. Etho: I would love to hear a good story right now, Astro. Astro: The fun story is that Mrs Tango thought that the comms were out and she wouldn’t get revealed walking away from her archnemesis, The Endless’s body. Tango: Well then I’m not voting for her at all, even if she did kill him, cuz that’s good by me. Etho: Ohoo… Evil: WOW.

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Astro: Mrs Tango, you basically won the round; you killed Endless, so… *everyone laughs* Etho: That’s all we can hope for in the world, right? Tango: You kill Endless, you pretty much win, right? That doesn’t matter. *pause* Etho: Love you, Endless.

...

*Brody and Mrs Tango win as imposters after Brody framed Evil* Skizz: Evil, I’m so sorry, dude! Evil: No you’re not. Brody: I’m not sorry. I needed that in my heart. I’m not sorry. I’m not sorry whatsoever.

...

Impulse: Come watch me scan! Wanna watch me scan? C’mon! Watch this! It’s gonna be the best. Come watch. Astro: No, because I know what you’re gonna say and I’m not gonna stand for it. Impulse, hopping on the scanner: I’m not gonna do it, I’m not gonna do it. But that was- that’s legit. You saw that? Astro: You’re a little to the left. Impulse: I’m not gonna say it. But you’re gonna kill me anyway, so I might as well say it. Astro: You need to go to the right. Impulse: Did you watch me scan? Astro: You’re a little- You were- Impulse: Watch me nae nae. Astro, laughing: -a little far to the left.

...

Astro: I was coming from lab. Somebody was nae-naeing over there. Impulse: *giggles* Astro: Won’t say who, but somebody was. Impulse: There’s only one person here who does that.

...

Astro: I’m gonna come back cuz I don’t trust you. Brody: *scoffs* Okay. Astro: You murdered me last time! Brody, deadpan: I wouldn’t do that to you. That doesn’t sound like something I would do. Astro: Right in front of Evil and everything. I couldn’t get through the door. Brody, deadpan: I wouldn’t do that to you.

...

Endless: Hey, I’ve gotta fix the- I’m rebooting the wifi, sorry if it goes down. For a few minutes. Or A minute. Or until I come back here and, uh, reinitialise it. Brody, walking away: Endless, do you ever just stop talking? Etho, laughing: Ouch. Endless, following Brody: Hey, Brody. Let’s hang out, SIR. Brody: *laughs* Endless: How’ve you been, Brody? How’s your evening going? Brody: I’m fine. I’m fine. Are you gonna kill me? Endless: Are you always a jackass? Brody: Usually, yes. Are you gonna kill me or what? Endless: No, I don’t- I can’t kill you. But next time. Next time.

...

Endless: I’m definitely going to take a break so that I’m the last one back, and that’ll teach them to leave me here to entertain you. Pearl: Okay. Enjoy your water consumption. Endless: That’s very sweet of you. I appreciate that. You enjoy whatever consumption you’re doing as well.

...

Skizz, being ejected: You can’t be mayor and imposter, can you? Tango and Endless: No. Skizz: Well, I’m all sorts of twisted. Tango: You’re all sorts of dead.

...

*after Mrs Tango assassinated engineer Etho* Mrs Tango: I super appreciate you calling Etho out for being the engineer. Etho: I didn’t appreciate it.

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Astro: I can tell you one thing: Etho’s not the engineer this round. Etho: You don’t know that for sure. Astro: Oh I think I do.

...

Astro: Hey Impulse. Impulse: Yeah? Astro: I just scanned. You know what else I did? Impulse: *gasps delightedly* You didn’t! Astro: I… *pause* Astro: Nah, I’m not gonna say it.

...

Impulse: *reports Astro’s body* Impulse: So. Astro scanned. But he did not nae nae. Just saying. Endless: I don’t think that’s how the song goes. Impulse: So I came to give him a stern talking to. But his body was dead.

...

Skizz: I’m doing my tasks. Tango: Your task is to assassinate. Skizz: That’s right, baby. And I’m coming for you next. Tango: Mhm. Bring it.

...

Astro: I can vouch for Evil cuz he watched me scan, Impulse watched me nae nae, and-. Impulse: Oh no. You’re gonna die now.

...

Skizz: Impulse sampled the Skizz! *pause* Impulse: Ew.

...

Brody: I’m not sorry I voted for you, Endless. Endless: Well, I’m glad that Mrs Tango didn’t. Brody: It’s cuz she doesn’t want to hurt your feelings. I will hurt your feelings.

...

Endless: I knew I got that wrong. Dangit. Simon Says- I blew it- I screwed it on the last… Brody: ...what? Endless: I feel like this should be the last game. I just… Tango: Are you having a nervous breakdown? What’s going on? Endless: Yeah, a little bit.

...

Endless: I voted for you, Brody. Cuz I hate everything about you. Brody: Thank you, buddy. I’ll vote for you also.

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Pearl: Who we voting for? Brody: Endless. Endless: Brody. Tango: Why are we voting for Endless? Or Brody? Endless: Because Brody’s a jerk.

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Pearl: This is awkward, cuz Tango was trying to get me to kill him. Tango: Do NOT pin that on me, my fair lady! Pearl: No no no, I’m not. Etho: Ooooh this is spicy :D Pearl: I’m pinning this on Skizz. Skizz just decided to walk by- Tango: Oh, okay. I’m good with that.

...

Brody: Etho, c’mere. Come here. That’s the second time you’ve ruined my fun. Etho: Were you sheriff? Brody: No. Don’t Starve- I say that and you ruin my fun and then Christmas music and you kill me. I just- Why do you hate me? Etho: I- I was just backing up my partner, y’know? Brody: Look, if you don’t wanna play Don’t Starve, you just say “hey man, I’m not into it”. That’s fine. See, you just say that. Etho: I like Don’t Starve. Brody: Evidently not with me.

...

Endless: It’s Brody’s fault for sussing me on that one. Brody: It’s not my fault you’re dumb.

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Impulse: Keys or you’re sus! Brody: Keys or you’re… Impulse. Endless: Hey, I’M Impulse.

...

Astro, dead: Hey. Your wife killed me. Tango, dead: Good. Evil and Mrs Jerkface.

#friday night stabby quotes #friday night stabby #impulsesv #tangotek #skizzleman #etho #pearlescentmoon #astrozoan #mrstango #theendless #evilnotion #brodyman

[mikurali]

Wrong in the midnight

Hello lovelies! I finally finished this! I didn't read this for a 5th time like the first one so please forgive me for everything hahaha. This is crappy ahh! I promise to write better stuff for all of you in the future! Hope you guys enjoy! Tsukki is also a bit of an asshole here so prepare yourselves ahaha.

Part 1

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"What the hell would you want at this time?"

"Talk..?"

"Are you seriously answering me with a question?"

She bit her lip. She had memorized what she should have said to him, she obviously forgot because she was nervous. Who wouldn't be nervous? When he arrived, her eyes lit up, her heart was beating faster than it already was, and her cheeks felt warm. When was the last time she felt like this?

He had a bored look on his face which broke her heart a little. It was proof that he really didn't want to see her anymore. She could burst out in tears and kneel on the floor, but she held back so she wouldn't make him sad.

"I hate it when you cry, especially when I'm the reason you're crying."

"Are you gonna talk or not? I have better things to do."

Right. He didn't care anymore. He didn't care about her, about how bad she wanted to see him, about how her heart was breaking, he didn't care if she existed or not. He moved on. He doesn't love her.

"I love you, so don't think I don't care. Okay love?"

She cleared her throat, gulped, and sighed, preparing to speak while he just rolled his eyes at her.

"I just wanna ask you a.. Question."

"What question?" he said looking around the park, not at her like he used to. He always looked at her lovingly while listening to her speak. He Used to.

"Why did you break up with me? What did I do wrong?"

Her eyebrows were furrowed, she always did that when she was in need of something, in this case, their answers.

"You said you wanted to ask me a question, those were questions."

"Just answer them kei..."

That was the first time she called him kei since they broke up. It just reminded her how much he loved it when she called him that.

"What if I don't?"

Her eyes shot up and her eyebrows furrowed more, showing how frustrated she was. She was just confused. Why wouldn't he answer the questions? Their just simple. And she was ready for whatever he would say to her.

"What's the harm in telling me about it?"

Silence.

"kei, just answer them. I just wanna know. I don't know what I did wrong.."

Silence, again.

"look, I'm just guilty! I don't know what I did.. Did i hurt you? What did I do? I won't bother you after this! I just wanna know.. Ple-"

"I don't love you. I never did and you did everything wrong."

She couldn't talk. She couldn't move. Her aching heart that beated for him broke. Tears started appearing in her eyes, soon to trail down her cheeks and chin.

"Did that answer your question?"

She did everything wrong. 'I did everything wrong..?' she thought. What the hell did she do wrong? Was how she treated him wrong? When she treated him sweetly, kindly, she respected him. She didn't complain when he was a bit distant because she knew how that would turn out.

"if it did, I'm leaving. See you soon."

He left, leaving her alone at midnight when he said he would never never leave her back then. Especially at midnight.

Maybe she could correct her wrongdoings in another life. Where he would never leave her because she's done nothing wrong.

"I'm wrong."

A/N: I hope you all enjoyed this! Even tho it was so bad- working on it dw ;') the title ahhh, it doesn't make any sense sjsjsj. I'm so bad at figuring out titles ahhh. Anyways, Hope you guys enjoyed! Have a great day and stay positive! I'll see you the next time I post hahaha! Bye <3!

#tsukishima angst #haikyuu #haikyuu angst #haikyuu x female reader #haikyuu!! #haikyu x reader #tsukishima kei x reader #i know its shit #please help #forgive me #thank you

[colourful-void]

Everything I Know About Apollo Justice before I play Apollo Justice, Part 2.

Well now that I’ve played through investigations 1+2 and have gotten a few more spoilers, this needs revisions. Here’s the original post if you haven’t read it yet!

Disclaimer: lot of guesses could be wrong, please don’t correct me if they are, trying to avoid spoilers. this is just for fun and for me to laugh at when im done.

feel free to ask questions in the comments!

Apollo Justice: - 5′5, roughly the same height as me =) - 20 i think, maybe a bit younger? younger than phoenix was in the first game - sad (they’re all sad) - defense attorney (in training?) - don’t know a lot about him actually - is at least friends with phoenix, maybe being mentored by him, maybe he only knows phoenix cause he’s friends with trucy - trucy calls him polly i think which is adorable

Trucy Wright: - listen i know nothing about her but i already love her - her design is so cute - so freaking cute - she’s magicccc!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - i think she’s like 17 - related to phoenix in some way but i’m not sure how and it just gets more confusing the more i think about it she’s gotta be like a cousin or something

Athena Cykes: - i think i know less about athena now actually - she looks really cool though - i heard she might be a psychologist?? maybe not???? - i think she has a pet robot and if not she deserves one - still not sure if she’s a lawyer tho - could not tell you any of her relationships but i hope she has lots of friends =)

Simon Blackquill or Blackwell someone corrected me and I forgot I’m sorry - 80% sure he’s a prosocutor - this is the guy that probably has a sword

The girl with purple hair: - she seems cool - maybe she likes birds - i hope theres lots of her i like her braid

Gavin: - cool hair - has a guitar - may or may not have a brother - a bunch of people ship him with Apollo so thats a thing, maybe they know each other - probably a prosocutor

Phoenix: - he’s sad now - loses his badge, unclear if he gets it back - wright and co law offices gets renamed to wright anything agency so maybe he did that or maybe it was trucy - had to have talked to ema at some point to get that button from her unless they’re mass produced or something - is he playable? i do not know - someone in the crunchyroll comment section refered to him as hobo phoenix and i don’t know if thats standard or just something this one comment calls him but ill mention it anyway

Maya: I’m really concerned about Maya okay I’ve heard a lot about all the other characters but not about Maya so I’m worried she won’t be there or she got murdered or something and that would be really bad. I like Maya a lot she better be there. Also haven’t heard a lot about pearl...

Other Characters:

- So that gold hair person i talked about last time, that was sebastian. I don’t know if he’ll be in the other games (i hope so he just started getting character development) but yeah that was him. - im certain that clown girl commited murder - if ema doesn’t come back i will be sad - I doubt kay will be there but it would make me really happy if she was - franziska? pls come back

Other Info: - i thought the apollo justice games were in like,,, 2045 but it’s only 2025 i think. - i think edgeworth is in the 5th game - the meiji era game is a spin off, which at least makes the timeline more clear i was so ready to accept that time travel was just a thing - dual destinies is rated m for some reason so im preparing for trucy or apollo to just get like,, murdered or something i don’t know but i think it’ll be dark

and that’s all i’ve got for now!! planning to start playing on friday, see ya then!

#ace attorney #apollo justice #trucy wright #athena cykes #simon blackquill #it's blackquill i guess #phoenix wright #maya fey #cant tag gavin if i dont know his name sry blacklist gang

[tsuna-sora]

Hi, yes hello. Good day all my gender and none gender darlings <3 This is gonna be a long winded salt post about the current state of mlb and the fandom and if that’s not for you feel free to skip this post as you please dear. I want your comfort as a priority and you do you. And for people who disagree with me I’ll kindly ask you not to engage on this post please keep scrolling and don’t let me have any bearings on your day. I will not interact to dispute this post cause I’m kinda tired of stuff if that’s alright with you. Love you. OKAY. *breaths* As someone who when it comes to Miraculous Ladybug fanfiction only goes into the Adrienette tag and never got the urge to see other ships in fics ever since the start of this show till now, I can safely say that I am indeed an Adrienette shipper.... yah know EXCEPT FOR CURRENT CANON. Because, this may shock everyone who likes this ship, the relationship they have in fanfiction and canon is not the same thing anymore. This series canon writing has been atrocious since the start of S3 (if not the middle of S2 where I could notice things were in the start of going in a weird /later confirmed bad/ direction)

So this is just a thing I wanted to say, hey like could y'all kindly not deliberately go into tags of your notp’s and harass shippers in their own tags/blogs? Cause that’s like, not raaad my dude. \(uwu)/ And tag stuff accordingly if you disagree? Please and thank you for being an amazing human being? And be polite if you wanna debate them? And if your not sure the poster is open to it please first ask/check with them for consent for that debate? :3c

Also can we like not dismiss someone’s extremely valid points and logical points that they wrote/pointed out as flaws and/or good points and well written parts just because *le gasp* they ship Adrienette or Lukanette and/or Adrigami instead of what you ship or is endgame in canon! Blasphemy!

Okay now for the serious note, Marinette is always punished for shit she didn’t do to the point her embarrassment and distress in Truth made me cry and have an attack that later made me finally quit the show. (if you want to see that distress post it’s here) One of my bff’s who writes Adrienette fics on AO3 also hates the writing and destruction of characters in this entire show at this point and agrees that the writing for the characters has been shit, Marinette is both a great person and then suddenly a freak for plot reasons, Adrien is a saint except he literally is not and him not learning lessons is the worst representation and image for young boys ever, every single character has been distorted to fit plot instead of providing it, but they keep watching for lore for their fic and have been explaining to me what happened since then. So yes I know about Lies through them and osmosis of bloggers I follow. And some of them holy molly are Lukanette or Adrigami and even Marigami blogs because that doesn’t matter to me one fucking bit because they’re freakin’ darlings of people who tag stuff properly and aren’t rude to others or have ever been rude to me and the points they make are valid. Just as I also follow a lot of dedicated Adrienette only blogs and in fact what all of these have in common is that when I interact with them or ask stuff they all have been nothing but fluffy bunnies I wanna kidnap into my home.

Just as some other people have also pointed all these things out even tho they are also Adrienette shippers.

( Tipo EU, e outras pessoas muito giras que só shipam Adrienette )

Who have been silenced by the other majority. If you don’t agree with me that’s FINE. That’s why I put that first part of the post informing you that if you read this till this point I don’t want to debate out my experience of Miraculous if it doesn’t mirror yours. And you don’t see the same things I did. That’s okay my dude. :c

IT’S FINE I LOVE YOU ANYWAY AND I WANT YOU HAPPY.

MY POINT IS *deep breaths* someone being a Lukanette shipper saying that Truth is a bad episode and presenting reasons outside their ship for it is valid. An Adrigami shipper pointing out that Lies is badly written and posting logical points that have nothing to do with the ship is valid.

You know what’s not valid?

Dismissing someone’s argument cause you went into their blog and noticed they shipped a certain ship even tho their debate/post had no ships involved as points of argument to begin with and then decided to harass/dismiss them and their post directly at them.

Guys we need to be kinder to each other. We need to respect each other. We need to understand that some people only like the shipping in a show. Some people only like to discuss writing of shows. Some people like to salt, others not at all. Some post things as an outlet not wanting different interaction/debate, others do want people to discuss and debate. ALL OF THIS IS GREAT AND FINE. BUT WE NEED TO RESPECT AND BE KIND TO EACH OTHER.

I have not been a perfect example of this and I am a mature person who can admit this. So if I unintentionally did this to you? I’m sorry. I will hear the person speaking to me and check myself and correct my behavior for next time. And so can you because I believe you are a good person.

I had proof of this very recently where me and someone else had a misunderstanding within a post and we ended up talking and we cleared up stuff. Turns out that person did not want to make me feel bad at all. We just had a case of me being a none English speaker and not being able to make my entire point super cohesive and them getting a wrong idea and it snowballing from there.

Which is also something I wanna point out. Please don’t forget that some people aren’t native English speakers and may not be able to explain themselves fully to you or cohesive enough. Be patient and before you think they are debating something without pointing out this thing or x forgot to point out something in their post ask them about it politely if they have an opinion on it or if maybe they forgot to mention? Jesus where am I going with this post at this point. Okay what I want everyone to take away from this is that we shouldn’t be fighting each other. We shouldn’t be dismissing and harassing each other. You know what we should be doing? Beating up Thomas Austruc and his writing team with sticks and DEMANDING BETTER WRITING FOR THIS SHOW AND ALL OUR SHIPS BE THEY CANON OR NOT ALL OF US TOGETHER---- Okay pitch fork revolution idea aside I just wanted to stop people from using a ship as a means to hurt each other. We all liked or still like MLB and I want us to be above this stuff. I believe in us cause I’m a stupid shounen protag whose hopes die last when it comes to people. I love you all okay? I seriously do. I’ve had a lot of fun when it comes to the fandom of MLB. I love seeing people post cute art of my ship. I love seeing cute art of Lukanette, I love seeing cute art of Adrigami and Nino and Alya, and Nino or Adrien and JuleRose. I love the gifs, the salt, the cute content, the mostly lore debated stuff etc. I LOVE IT ALL. And I’m not giving up on us. And I bet 100% that you aren’t either you stupidly beautiful human being. *kisses your cheek with your consent* This has been again a very rare self post. And I bid you all goodnight.

#miraculous ladybug #Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug and Cat Noir #ml salt #ml positivity #personal post #All ships are valid #I love you #I believe in this fandom #We will get there #Don't let others dictate how you feel about this show and that includes myself #I have no idea what to tag and it's very obvious #Can yall tell this was written very poorly thought out cause my brain is fried?

[ranger-jedi-knight]

A New Hero Ch 21

AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/20887313/chapters/63774805 Taglist: @bluesimani (OPEN)

Ok so here’s the next chap!! Date night for Daminette and...i still dont got a ship name for em...Dick/Alya/Xavier. Please help my sad ass out n suggest some possible ship names for em. Could be their names mashed together like daminette or even somethin bout personality or jobs. Idk, just somethin that fits em n doesn’t sound weird. Thank you very much. Anyways, it’s the date chap!! Next chap, idk maybe it’ll be xanila(Xan/Lila does that sound fine or ew?), or it could be a battle....ehehe or somethin else~. Ok, enjoy!

Alya giggled as she took the offered rose from Dick. “How long have you had this?” she asked with a tilt of her head as the officers around them cooed.

“I ordered it at lunch and had Sarah pick it up for me on her way back from her break an hour ago,” Dick replied with a soft smile as he took Alya’s other hand as she returned the smile.

“Why not wait to get it for when you pick me up after I get changed? While sweet, I’d rather not go out all grimy from a day of hard work,” she said and Dick gave a small shrug as he gave her hand a squeeze.

“Maybe I wanted to give it to you before we part?” he asked with his signature charming smile on his lips as he watched a faint blush decorate her cheeks.

“Oh! God, I forgot how cheesy you could be,” she said as Dick moved his other hand to push a strand of her hair behind her ear.

“Only for you and Xavier,” he whispered with a smile as she turned her face away from Dick because she knew she’d be blushing harder if she was looking at him.

“We should get going,” she mumbled and he nodded agreement.

“Yes, lets,” he agreed, leading her out of the precinct, waving to their coworker friends.

“Go get it, Alya!” one shouted causing Alya to laugh while her blush deepened knowing exactly what they meant.

“Maybe after the next date!” she shouted back before the doors closed behind them. Dick chuckled softly next to her as they reached her car.

“See you in an hour,” Dick whispered raising her hand to his lips to place a kiss onto her fingers.

“An hour,” she agreed, squeezing his hand before letting go and slipping into her car as he then held the door open. She smiled softly at him as he closed the door for her. Giving one last wave she left the precinct and he went to his own car to head home to get ready for his date. Once he was home, he ran past his brothers to clean up and put on a blue button-up and black pants. As he walked down the stairs he rolled the sleeves up to his elbows.

“Lookin spiffy Dickie boy. Got a hot date?” Jason asked with a smirk and Dick rolled his eyes.

“Yes, I do. Two hot dates even,” he said with a smirk, and that had Jason pausing.

“Damn, you actually asked them out. I’d have thought it’d take longer,” Jason said, causing Dick to once more roll his eyes.

“Har har har. I’m off now, hopefully, I’ll be able to beat rush hour. Go tease Damian for me,” Dick said grabbing his keys and Jason smirked as he started turning around.

“Not on your life, Todd!” Damian yelled out as his voice echoed thru the manor before it disappeared.

“Damian is leaving as well, Master Jason,” Alfred said and Jason turned to find Dick already out of the manor as well and frowned. “Please fetch Master Tim from work if he’s not back by 7,” Alfred said and Jason nodded. Getting the nod, Alfred turned around to continue what he was doing. The drive to Xavier’s home was quick. Xavier waved as he made his way to the car and slipped into the passenger seat, giving Dick a sweet smile. Dick returned the sweet smile as he looked over Xavier who seemed to be in his usual attire of a button-up shirt(a deep ocean blue instead of the white he wore at work), black pants, and his usual bowtie in a deep green that went well with the blue shirt.

“Hey. You look amazing, Dick,” Xavier whispered, taking Dick’s hand into his to give it a squeeze before they pulled away from the apartment complex.

“Hey, you look great yourself, Xavier. How’s your family?” Dick asked as they started toward Alya’s apartment.

“Melody is done with everyone at the hotel and the dance company is not appreciating her busy schedule. However, for mum, everything is fairly smooth sailing at the boutique. How are your brothers?” Xavier asked looking over at Dick, watching as the flickering on street lamps light up his face.

“Lovable pain in the asses. Jason gets a kick when he has to pull someone from their work, Tim gets distracted by his work so he’s the recipient of that. Damian is actually going out on a date with the girl he’s been crushing on for a while now. Duke is finally getting back tomorrow at some point, it really depends on how many stops the buses make. Steph and Cass. We have no idea when they’ll get back but they said things are going well over there so here’s to hoping,” Dick explained with a chuckle that Xavier shared.

“Tim is co-CEO of WE right?”

“Yes, why?” Dick tilted his head curiously at the question while Xavier chuckled.

“Melody said she had to go talk to CEO Tim about some things the board order her hotel have done since her GM is hiding from doing it even thou she’s not the most qualified too,” Xavier explained and Dick nodded at that.

“Ah, lazy people. But knowing Tim, hearing what’s wrong he’ll try fixing those mistakes,” Dick replied and Xavier nodded agreement from what he'd seen of Tim. They soon reached Alya’s apartment complex and watched with smiles as Alya seemed to be telling Xan something before hugging him and heading out. “Wow,” was all that left the two as they took in Alya wearing a fit and flare deep purple dress. A slim black belt around her waist covering the seam at the waist. She kept on her studs from work and had a black string necklace tied in a bow around her neck. She kept her makeup much the same with only eyeliner and pink lipstick. Her hair was braided and tied with a black ribbon and on her feet were small black, kitten wedges.

“Hi,” she whispered shyly when Xavier slipped from the car and held the door open for her so she could take the passenger seat. “You look great. You kept on your bow tie,” she said moving to straighten the bow tie since it moved since he left his apartment.

“Obviously, they’re part of the package. And may I say, you look lovely,” Xavier said, causing a faint blush to dust her cheeks when she smiled at him and squeezed his hand before he closed the door.

“Xavier’s correct, you look beautiful,” Dick said causing her blush to deepen. She was used to the precinct being silly what with complimenting everyone, especially her after she dressed like a Greek Goddess for Dick’s Halloween party for their coworkers(she couldn’t even remember who she dressed as, Dick remembers tho). She would have thought that conversation would have stopped since it’s been at least a couple of years. But alas. But hearing her dates say it, that was different than a friend.

“You two look quite handsome yourself,” Alya replied, happy to see faint blushes on their faces as well.

“I have a feeling, this will go well,” Dick said as they started toward the restaurant Dick got reservations for.

~~~~~~~~~~~~(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧~~~~~~~~~~~~

Damian had a small smile on  his lips as he waited for Mari to come down. He glanced at his watch, pleased to see they had some time still before it was time for their reservation.

Lila smiled at Mari as the girl twitched beside her in the elevator. “Everything will be fine, Mari. You look amazing! That dress you made is amazing, it will knock his socks off. He clearly really likes you, I doubt you could do anything to make him change his mind, ok?” Lila asked and Mari nodded. She rubbed her hands down the red spaghetti-strapped dress, along the hemline were hidden ladybugs. Around her waist was a corset-like lace up belt that clipped together in the back, around the ribbon lace-up was black floral lace with hidden ladybugs. She left her purse in the room but Tikki and Kalki(along with Kalki’s glasses) were in her dress’s hidden pockets. She had a cropped black jacket over the dress with the lining inside red. She had on simple blac, kitten heels.

Mari gave her friend a small smile. ”Thanks, Lila. And tomorrow, I’ll help you prepare for your date with Xan on Saturday,” Mari said and Lila nodded agreement as they reached the lobby.

“Ok, see you later. Don’t stay out too late. Have fun,” Lila said, pulling the girl into a hug. Mari returned the hug before pulling away and leaving the elevator. With one last wave, Mari went throu the swinging door and left the hotel with a smile.

“Hi, Dami,” Mari greeted shyly as she reached Damian’s car. Damian was leaning against the car and smiled at Mari.

“Hello, Angel. May I say you look gorgeous,” he said, taking one of her hands into his and raising it to his lips to press a kiss to her hand. Mari smiled softly at that as she blushed.

“As long as I can return the sentiment. You look quite dashing,” she said and Damian smiled as he opened the door for her. When she was in and settled, he closed the door and made his way to the driver's seat. “Be prepared for in case our date gets interrupted, Dami,” she warned and he nodded with a smirk.

“Of course. Should you need help, I came prepared as well,” he replied, jerking his head to the backseat were a duffle bag sat inconspicuously. She smiled thankfully at that and took one of his hands into her and gave it a squeeze.

“Thank you,” she whispered, holding his hand between hers as he started driving.

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Tim sighed as he scribbled some stuff down into his notes. He glanced up at his laptop to continue skimming over the report. His comm buzzed and he stopped writing to press a button to talk to his secretary. “Yes, Carrie?” he asked, tilting his head a bit.

“A, Miss Reeves, is here to speak to you. She works at the Crown Coast Hotel as an OM. Her hotel is housing the internship class,” Carrie said and Tim hummed in thought as to what the OM would need.

“Send her in,” Tim sighed out, he was so close to escaping the company. The door to his office swung open slowly to reveal a woman who looked similar to Dick’s date Xavier, her skin a couple shades lighter, which means this must be his sister Melody. She was wearing her Hotel’s uniform which was a white button down shirt with the sleeves rolled up, the logo right where a name tag would go. Her shirt was tucked into a black pencil skirt, and she had on black ballet flats. She somehow got her wavy-tight curls under control to be in a ponytail held by a red ribbon, no doubt there was a hair tie under it. “Hello, you must be Melody Reeves,” he greeted her and she gave him a smile as she went to shake his hand after moving a file to her other hand.

“Good evening, Mr. Drake-Wayne. I’m sorry to come on such short notice but your board that oversees all the hotels WE owns have made a mistake for my hotel,” she started and Tim nodded as he sat down behind his desk and pushed his notebook away to focus on the woman in front of him as she sat down across from him and leaned forward a bit to place the file onto his desk.

“Really? If that’s the case how come you came down and not the GM?” he asked curious since this seems to be something above her position's duties. A scowl painted her lips as she shook her head, her hair flying behind her.

“It’s because my GM doesn’t like to do the duties assigned to him. I brought it up to him when I realized but he didn’t want to come here and disturb you sir. But this cannot wait,” she explained and he nodded as he opened the file. While nothing stood out, he knew that Melody would know more since she was working at the hotel.

“What seems to be the problem then? I’m not well versed on the ins and outs of running or working in a hotel,” he said and she nodded and pointed to the first thing listed that the board agreed on.

“Starting here, the board ordered us to supply our sister hotel with spare microwaves and such appliances. Normally this wouldn’t be an issue, but as it is, most of our supply is in use. The few remaining we have we can’t give out since most of our’s are on their last legs. As it is, we are keeping a couple rooms unoccupied to strip them of anything we can to give to other rooms. And we’ve asked the board for help but they are leaving us to use the money we make to place the items but we don’t have enough money. Any money left is being squirreled away to either pay our employees or the repair men we call in when something major breaks,” she started pointing to different things under the first point so that he could understand better. As she explained he nodded along and started writing in the margins of the file.

This is how the next hour is spent for Tim, listening to everything the board decided for the next few months will go for a hotel is bad. They were just finishing up when Jason knocked as he pushed open the door. “Ready to go, Timmy-boi?” he asked with a sideways grin. Tim shook his head, glancing between Melody and Jason.

“Not yet, Jason. Give me a few more moments while I finish up this meeting with Ms. Reeves,” he said and Jason nodded and went to sit on one of the couches in Tim’s office. He glanced out and watched as two shadows, a girl and boy he could make out, jump across roofs. His eyes widened and he glanced back to Tim who was shaking the woman's hand.

“Thank you for bringing this to my attention. I’ll speak to the board about this in the morning and make the appropriate changes,” he said and the woman had a grateful smile, seemingly brightening up the room in Tim’s opinion.

“No, thank you, Tim. Have a good night,” she said standing up and walking from the room and closing the door behind her.

“Tim, tell me you have binoculars in your office,” he said and Tim nodded wondering what Jason saw as he snatched the binoculars out of Tim’s hands. As he zoomed in on the two, he could tell the girl was in her early 20s and the boy late teens. They had stuff covering their faces, probably a precaution to protect themselves.

“What is it?” Tim asked, looking over Jason’s shoulders and making out the two shadowy figures.

“It seems there’s two people training. For what, I don’t know,” Jason said as he gave Tim the binoculars. Tim looked at the two and nodded agreement. They knew each other definitely and the moves they did weren’t filled with any intention besides practicing. As he lowered them, the two took off and Tim hummed. “What do you say?”

“I say those moves look familiar no?” Tim asked and Jason slowly nodded agreement. “There’s only a few people who know how to fight like that and most are busy. So that means that that is Xan. Which most likely means Lana’s with him. He’s probably training with her to prevent what happened to him happening to anyone else in the family,” Tim said and Jason slowly nodded.

“That would make sense, but Joker was the only one crazy enough to work with the League. And he’s out of the picture. Thank fucking god tho,” Jason muttered the last part under his breath. Tim couldn’t help overhearing tho and he couldn’t agree more with him. “But I guess, you can never be too prepared,” he continued and Tim nodded.

“Let’s not tell Bruce. We can’t stop people from preparing themselves to defend their home or family when they get caught up in a Rouge attack,” Tim said and Jason nodded agreement.

“Now, we need to get home. I don’t want to have Alfred giving me his disappointed look,” Jason said and Tim nodded, picking up his stuff and following him out. As he left his office he smiled at Carrie.

“Goodnight, Carrie. Don’t stay too late,” he called and Carrie nodded, pushing back some hair that had left her perfectly styled bun. He’d have told her to relax but knew she didn’t need to. The one time he brought her soup when she had laryngitis showed him that when she was at home she was relaxed. He could respect that she liked having everything look perfect when at work.

“Will do, sir. Goodnight,” she called back as she sent emails to assistants to make a meeting of the board for tomorrow morning.

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“Come on, Alya should be getting back soon. I want to know everything,” Lana said smiling over at Xan who nodded.

“Alright. We can continue tomorrow. Would you be ok with Damian and Mari coming along to help? They know more than me,” Xan replied and Lana nodded.

“Alright. If your sure they can help,” Lana agreed and Xan smiled with a nod.

If only you knew. Of course, they may tell you when they hear what your doing....we should also tell Als, Xan thought to himself as they ran across the rooftops to reach Alya’s place.

Alster @Bi_Arrow Had the best time with these two. Can't wait to go out with them again #datenight #wentwell #hadagreattime #poly *Alya smiling happily at the camera as her arms are wrapped around Dick and Xavier’s arms. The two are smiling softly as they lean in close to her*

Mari-aculous @MDC_Designs Can’t believe we waited so long to do this. But it was worth the wait #untilnexttime #cantwait #date

   Damian @BloodBorne    I’m glad you had a good time as well. Sleep well.

Ok, so here’s the next chap!! This was fast(relatively since it was delayed by my want to update a different fic but I got this out in like three days about). I hope you guys enjoyed this new chap!! I had fun writing this chap and we saw some things happening~~!! Maybe you can guess! Anyways, until next chap! -Love Willa<3<3<3

#fanfic #fanfic update #update #my writing #A New Hero #ANH #chap 21 #maribat #daminette #ml x dc #lana grayson #alya grayson #xander grayson #ocs

[a-5-7-b-8-4-c]

If you plan on reading this, I'd like to warn you that it was written at unholy hours and I felt bad for Roman so obviously I overthought a bunch of things and wrote a rant about it. That's all this is: a rant in which I overthink Roman's quick exit from the new epp.

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What if this is how it all went:

When he was young, Thomas was taught what's "good" and what's "bad" (socially acceptable and whatever etc). Over time, "good" and "bad" were replaced by "perfect" and "evil".

In Thomas' mind, before any split, when the sides did something "bad", they were chastised and felt disincluded, wrong, imperfect. They didn't want to be. They tried to be better but there were parts of them that just weren't "right"...

...So they split.

Creativity split into the ideas that Thomas could share, and the ones he really shouldn't.

Morality split into selflessness, and selfishness. (I headcannon that those are their actual roles within the moral department)

(I'm also predicting that there will be another side that will be an opposite to either Logan or Virgil)

The "imperfections" had to go.

Thomas, still as a young person, was never taught that a person can have intrucive thoughts or that one should care for themselves just as much as they care for others, so instead, he chose to hide those aspects - pretend they don't exist.

Only an accepted side couldn't hide things from Thomas. He'd figure it out too easily.

Instead, Janus took that role. Until it benefited Thomas more than it hurt him, he was happy to oblige, therefore getting his title as "Deceit".

The other sides got their titles for the roles they played to Thomas too: Patton, as selflessness, became Morality because that was the part of good and bad that people said was good/made you a better person and what people deemed "moral"; Roman became Creativity because only his ideas were listened to instead of shunned down instantly...

But after years of that system working, each of the accepted sides (except possibly Logan who goes about it differently than the others) had developed an acceptance complex and are now afraid that Thomas will shut them out as well. None of the sides enjoyed being disliked and shunned and now the ones that have felt acceptance, they are terrified of loosing it.

(I'll be honest, I forgot where I was going with it but I promise this has an ending now that I remembered)

They dubbed themselves the "light sides" and try their best to be perfect so that Thomas can be perfect and accepted by others too.

After years of this working, it slowly starts to not. Thomas starts to question his morality (off the top of my head, even in CLBG, he is questioning, even though he comes to the moral conclusion in the end), and sometimes they seem to hurt him for others' benefit. (Like in the newest episode)

Janus doesn't like it, so he starts to change the way he works, he tries to be more honest with Thomas and bring back his sense of selfishness so that he can care for himself better.

But the light sides feel threatened by this. If Thomas starts to accept the dark sides, will he stop listening to the light ones??? Will they slowly become useless and be replaced with what they previously labeled as "imperfections"???

They can't let that happen.

They start (something like) a battle between the two groups. The light sides fight to keep the dark sides hidden because they are "evil" and "wrong", and they can't let Thomas hate himself for being imperfect...

...so naturally, instead of proving to Thomas that the imperfections are normal, they will try to hide/fight the imperfections like absolute doofeses.

(I'm struggling to make this flow into my end point but I do have one so bare with me please 0:) )

This battle then lasts for some time and the sides become convinced that that's what it's supposed to be like: the light sides battle and win with the dark sides and Thomas is happy. They do it for Thomas. He does have the winning vote but all the sides want the best for Thomas.

Now imaging after years of doing that, all in the name of happiness, you come across a very difficult moral problem that you might have accidentally caused/increased (or whatever Roman felt he did). You join in to try to help by discussing and talking through it but you're not getting very far and then Morality starts panicking and Deceit tries to fight him as if he was the villain. As if a light side could have been evil.

And then also Thomas considers listening to the dark side. He actually thinks about what the dark side is saying, but isn't that going against what they have been taught???

And then that side calls him evil.

And no-one corrects him.

It was just a snarky comment to make him feel bad about laughing at Janus' name.

It kinda worked: it made Roman feel bad, but not for that reason.

Years of living as "Creativity", years of moral lessons from others teaching him how to be perfect and better, had been undermined with that one comment. Years of acceptance and working for Thomas' best had been ignored in that one choice of Thomas', when he chose to listen to Deceit, a dark side, instead of Roman.

No wonder he was shocked and desperate.

No wonder he left upset.

On top of that he still blames himself for making the wrong choice and making Thomas go to the wedding.

He still thinks it's his fault, even if maybe not fully, he still deserves some of the blame, right??? And then Deceit brings up "something they're both familiar with: mistakes" and then talks straight about the callback.

Was his huge sacrifice just a mistake after all???

Was he really imperfect and wrong like the dark sides they had banished all those years ago???

Was he like Remus???

Will he be treated like him too??? Creativity, ignored and hated for bring imperfect and cruel.

For what?? For trying to do the better thing??

More likely than you think, apparently.

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(Btw the ending here kinda turned into the sort of questions and thoughts I think Roman would have had at that point because I somehow managed to turn on 'story mode' and got absorbed in his character and what he would feel/why)

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Also, as I was watching it again, I noticed how not-in-Roman's-favour everything seemed to be going and how that must have really pushed him up the 'everything is against me' gradient. Like, small comments and things he "didn't let get to him" but failed and they really did get to him in small but cumulative ways which then grew into a large feeling of "I'm wrong and evil" which probably catalysed the identity crisis (or whatever type of crisis(es?) Roman is having here)...... But this rant is long enough

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I kinda hope that he has a crisis on this so that the sides have to talk about it with him instead of him bottling it all up trying to ignore it, because I'm worried pride will get in the way of him admitting it. (He's particularly vulnerable to this because a) pretty sure he's the side that it Thomas' pride + ego b) his and Remus' split is the most obvious and unquestionable: they both are Creativity, so I feel like Roman might be insecure that he's replaceable even if he's not)

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Damn if you're reading this I'm impressed you've stuck around this long. Thanks tho, it's always appreciated. It's great that people can take time to read someone else's thoughts and it makes me feel better knowing someone might actually enjoy my overthinking rants.

#read more #how the heck do you do that page break to give people the option to #or whatever #alsp #im happy to discuss if anyone wants to #but just be warned #im hella vad with people so sorry in advance #bad* #anyway #roman sanders #creativity sanders #deceit sanders #ts deceit #janus sanders #WE NOW HAVE A FLIPPING NAME!!!!!! #thomas sanders #sanders sides #sanders sides theory #sanders sides thomas #why are thwre so maby tags?? #and why are some repeated?? #x's thoughts and other stuffs #ts spoilers

[mintymiknow]

OKAY that part huh that "I need - we need ” part that was a bit smooth huh you even italiziced it huh I can see you 👀 hehe well omg after almost a month of me going crazy because of school things I HAVE FINALLY READ CHAPTER 6 and 7 AGAIN AND IM HERE TO TELL YOU EVERYTHINGGG YESSS AND OMG I WANT TO RANT EVERYTHING WHAT'S ON MY MIND I REALLY WANT TO but I might hit he jackpot-😏 so I'll try to tone it down a bit 🤐 so here's my theories or analysis or comments

!gonna be really long I advise you not to read this only my dear author if you ain't used to reading things like this!

Minho my dear you are smitten really smitten you can't even hide it from us readers you really cant hide it huh of course and Dr. Song I THOUGH YOU WERE A BIT CAUTIOUS AROUND HIM WHAT HAPPENED JASKDNDJKASNJDS both of them should stop makin me keyboard smash just shush😭

"Choi Jisu Choi Jisu..... the name is familiar.... AAAAAHHHH CHOI JISU OH OKAY CHOI JISU AAHHHHHHH OKAY OKAY" this was my reaction my literal reaction when I saw that doctor or scientist that went out that lab I can vaguely remember but yeah if y'all don't know Choi Jisu idk about y'all y'all not a fan of that group or forgot who is she I also do feel like she knows dr. song back in the days even though she told dr. song that she heard her name when sungie and seungmo were talking about her cause since she was one of their doctor/scientist or idk maybe she was one of the "classified personnel" 👀

Why why do I feel like minho do know something about the mc it's just it feels like it maybe he knows or he doesn't know or he holds back or he just knows some of the MC's back story or just doesn't know well who knows it's really getting interesting AND IM HOLDING BACK IM HOLDING BACK YALL🤸

Okay this is a bit complex but what if jiyeon betrayed minho because that organization that she went to or whatever she went to has something idk about that something or what if jiyeon betrayed minho because she was ordered to betray him like that lovey dicey thing or bantering that happened in minho's flashback was just a mask to hide her true intentions like she played with minho's mind and what if that agent that saved mc in the first chapter was minho himself or chan or changbin because agents are trained like for years and this is just 2 or 3 years after that incident and AND ILL STOP RIGHT THERE 😶

Seungyeon, Seungyoon whatever your name is idk about you idk about you don't make me hate you and this part is interesting what if mc made something or contributed to something (she is a top notch doctor/scientist after all since she was in SKZ) and that she did not know it was meant to poison and kill people. And feel like there are rare people who can like not only apply her skills but her intelligence in something trivial like this really amazes me skills and intelligence when put together omg you're like a code already if not then elite person ( maybe this is why she was a "classified person" since that sungie and seungmo did not know what truly happened to that specific incident or idk.. is she classified or not? she might be or not... we never know~ ) 😉🤸

OOOOOKAY ILL STOP HERE IDK WHY I GOT CARRIED AWAY THO 😭

I might got carried away and this ain't proof read too I feel this is ranting in someway 🙂 so yeah omg I'm sorry for sending a loong ask and I feel like it writing an ask too and I GOT CARRIED AWAY SO MUCH OMG IM SORRY T-T I ALSO FELT LIKE I DIDNT HOLD BACK BUT I HELD BACK A LOT THO😭😭😭 If you know me I love these kind of things and have been not noticed by people a lot and I have been reading, watching, and doin some binging about spy, agents and things like this for the past years and I feel so great to actually use my knowledge (not intelligence) for this one and I STILL GOT CARRIED AWAY OMG LILI I AM SOOO SORRY MAYBE ILL JUST DM YOU NEXT TIME OMG AND ILL STOP HERE ILY 👀🤧😭 imma sleep now 😭🌛

not proof read again T-T

Hello sweetie hahaha! Go ahead, I enjoy reading all your messages, rants and theories! It’s nice to know that you’re enjoying the story so far! And well...yes, I had to emphasize that part ‘cause Minho let himself slip a bit there ohohoho~ Since this is a long ask, I’ll put the rest under the cut!

Minho is definitely smitten, and it’s so amusing for us writer and readers to slowly watch him fumble over the feeling of being smitten over someone hahaha! He may hide it from mc, but he can’t hide it from us~ Mc is a bit better in hiding it from us, but she’s really just one big tsundere as well lol. Hopefully their walls crumble soon enough.

Well, I had no female names in mind, and because I stan that group too, I just used her name hahaha! You’re free to picture Choi Jisu as that Choi Jisu, or you can picture someone else. After all, this is just fiction so it doesn’t really represent or portray the person in real life~ Anyway, Dr. Choi only knows mc by name! Back then in the past until they met in present, she only knew mc by name! Like they never physically met, but she has always been familiar with mc’s name.

Oh oh OH! You aren’t wrong there. Minho knows more than he lets on, but what exactly is it that he knows? Is it related to the past, or completely and unpredictably something else? Ohohoho~ I guess you can say this is his way of testing mc to build that trust - to see if he can really trust her, and for her to really trust him.

Fascinating theories there! I did enjoy reading these, and I’ve been smiling here because it really makes me happy to see you all coming up with ideas and theories! You’re on the right track there. I kind of wanted to make the whole betrayal thing obvious so the reader’s will either go “it’s so obvious this is definitely the case!” but I also wanted them to think “it’s too obvious, it can’t be this!” So...hehehe, I can’t wait for everything to unfold so you can see if your theories are correct or not! 

Again, this is an interesting and fascinating take on the situation! I won’t say if you’re right or wrong, but do know that I like this theory, and it’s really interesting to see you come to this conclusion! It has been stated in the beginning chapters that mc was certainly involved with things she regrets, but the specifics and extent of it have not been cleared yet. As you said, even fellow scientists/doctors seungmin and jisung didn’t know the whole story, so really, mc kept the secrets well, and until then, hehehe please wait! I can’t wait to reveal everything!

Don’t worry about it, sweetie! This was so refreshing and fun to read and reply to! I enjoy reading messages like this because it gives me motivation to keep writing! I’m glad you’re liking the series this much, and I am more than excited to keep giving you all more chapters in the future!

#trust fall

[mendesnecessary]

A lost match and a lost jealousy fight

Request:  can you write an angst where Shawn gets tickets to game 2 for the raptors but then takes a friend rather than his girl friend and she’s hurt and he’s so excited but doesn’t realize she wants to go until it’s too late and instead she goes out to watch the game and he gets jealous but ends in fluff

A/n: I did not review this piece, so if there’s some grammar mistake I’m sorry, I’ll correct it soon. Hope you guys like it and don’t forget to tell me what you think and reblog <3 

Word count: 2.000

“we are going together in the next game, promise you, babe” That’s what Shawn told y/n on the day of the match between The Raptors and Philadelphia 76ers. That’s also the main reason why she thought the two tickets that he had in hands one week ago were for they two, but when he excitedly told her he was going with his friend she felt slightly hurt. 

Shawn couldn’t properly notice during the week since he was focused on the studio work and y/n were constantly at the college’s library. He found weird that she was spending such an amount of time at university since her finals were over, but she always had something new to work on and he decided not to bother.

So when Sunday came in and he left for the game, she said goodbye with a single touch of lips, no tongues, no tugging hair, and especially no hugging. But Shawn was already late to meet with Stirling, they were going to have coffee together and then head to the game. Little did he knew that y/n was going out as well. 

She took a long and relaxing bath, enjoying the hot water and trying to vanish the knots in her muscles, stress was something that really gets into her nerves. So after eating dinner while scrolling through Instagram, she got prepared to meet with a friend. A new one, actually.

Mark was in some kind of relationship with one of her best friends, Edward. They weren’t exactly dating, but y/n was pretty sure this was only a matter of time. She talked with Ed about how mad she got when Shawn forgot about her and he gave the idea of the three of them going together. What happens was Edward’s sister got sick and he had to stay home to take care of the little one, but Mark, already friends with y/n, kept the game meeting.

So at eight-thirty y/n was taking a last stare at the mirror. One of her favorites black leggins hugging her thighs and a big raptors hoodie in red. When she and Mark entered arm in arms cause he was telling about someone's shirt the match hasn’t start. 

“Wow, I can’t believe Eddie got us the front row seats” she was excited. Front rows were the most intense ones. 

“Yeah, I’m gonna remember to give him extra kisses tomorrow” 

Y/n laughed at her friend’s comment and went on with the talk until her eyes found him on the other side. Justin sitting right beside telling something that made him roll his eyes slightly. She couldn’t believe that all of his friends Shawn came with Justin who doesn’t even like Basketball. 

Now she was more pissed than before.

The first quarter starts and Mark tells her to enjoy it and forget for some time about her “stupid but very pretty boyfriend” his own words. She does so, but knew it was a matter of time before he becomes the center of attention, Drake and Obama, the two of three celebrities present, had already waved at the camera appearing in the big screen on the court, meaning he was the next one probably in the first half-time break. 

So in the half-time break, when his face with a big smile showed in the screens, y/n got up to go to the bathroom and Mark to grab them something to drink. She washed her face and took time to breathe and try to deal with the mess in her head. 

Maybe Shawn was going to sleep in the couch today.

Once she opens the door and starts making her way back to the court he, standing in the hallway talking with some stranger, sees her. Shawn’s eyes went wide, curiosity and confusion sparkling in the hazel color. And of course, y/n was going to ignore, if he hadn’t made his way to her.

“Babe, you here!!” he approaches and leans in for a kiss, but when she turns her face his lips land on her cheekbones.  

The exact moment where Shawn knew he messed up on something, he couldn’t quite tell what he did, but something was up. 

“Y/n! There you are. Here’s your beer” Mark says when he found her in the small crowd. He looks at Shawn and ignores his presence trying to make his best serious face.

“Thank you, Mark” She smiles to him, taking the cup from his hands and bringing to her lips. “You got it right” and there was the smile that she didn’t give to Shawn in the last week. 

Who the hell is this guy?! Shawn thought to himself. 

“Aren’t you gonna introduce me to your famous friend?!” You can tell Mark is enjoying the situation. It’s not like you get to make your friend’s boyfriend jealous every day. 

“Actually, I’m her boyfriend” Shawn steps in, jaw clenched and despite the calm tone, you could see some angry in his eyes.

“Oooh, so you’re the one who fucked things up! Sorry, I should remember you.” He sticks his hand and Shawn ignores it glancing at him confused and huffy.

“Honey, you can switch seats with Justin and come to my side, I’m sure he wouldn’t min-”

Y/n cuts him off.

“I’m sorry, Shawn, I came with Mark and I’m sure Justin would mind, after all, he was the one you called to be with him in the match.” 

FUCK! Now he understood the whole situation.

“See you at home” she waves and walks away with Mark who holds her close by the shoulders. 

The rest of the game is Shawn looking at y/n trying to catch her attention but failing also boiling his jealousy of Mark so close to her. 

“You fucked up, Shawn, this one is well deserved” 

one of his sides tells.

“But he’s too close, that’s no excuse, she’s your girl. Who the hell this guy think he is” 

the other side defends.

“Well, unlike you he didn’t forget y/n likes basketball and was waiting weeks for this match” 

He tries to shut his thoughts up when the game ends with a defeat for The Raptors. Well, today wasn’t luck day not in the love and neither in the game. He searches for her in the intention of driving home together, but she’s long gone and so is her friend. 

He says his goodbyes to Justin and starts to drive home expecting to find y/n in the bath or already sleeping, she was a fast asleep, he finds it cute. But when he enters the condo the lights are off and there’s no sound of someone. No shoes in the entrance or coat hanging. 

Shawn takes his own bath and sits in the living room waiting for her while the rerun and comments of the game are on the TV. He drinks his wine desperate for her to get home. 

What if her friend wasn’t a real friend but someone who wanted to do some kind of bad thing with her?!

His mind was running at a fast speed until he hears the door and everything comes to normal motion.

“God, where were you?!” 

“Out” y/n is short and cold.

“Are you really mad at me because of the game?” he gets up.

“Yeah”

“Oh c’ mon that doesn’t give you the right to try to make me jealous!”

“What are you talking about?” She asks confused while walking to their bedroom, Shawn following hot in her heels.

“I’m talking about that stupid guy by your side tonight” 

“The only stupid by my side today was you, Shawn” she hisses, stressed with his moods like she was the guilty one.

“You wanted to see me jealous, eh??!” she could tell he was pissed but y/n doesn’t bother stopping her things, taking off her hoodie and putting her hair into a messy bun.

“Yeah, cause the fucking world spins around you, huh?! If I go out with a friend is about you, If I enjoy basketball is about you, if I fucking breath it is about you too, right Shawn Mendes!? Cause after all you’re the king of this fucking world, Am I right?!” She tries to keep her voice low even tho the angry tone was getting the best. 

“All of this because I forgot to call you to the game?” 

“Don’t try to change the subject just because I proved you were wrong, Mr. Know-it-all.” 

“You didn’t tell me you wanted to go. So now I’m supposed to read minds, y/n?!” 

“Go fuck yourself, Shawn!” she ignores him, walking to the bathroom. 

“Can you please discuss this like an adult?” he followed, stopping at the door frame. 

“Oh so now I’m talking like a child?! Maybe your friend Justin talks like an adult, go call him to the game, Mendes” 

“C’ mon, I already told you: how am I supposed to know you want things if you don’t fucking tell me?!” Shawn motion with the hands and she rolls her eyes in disbelief. 

“We fucking talked about this game since the start of the season! You knew how much I wanted to go. And the worst thing is you don’t even notice how low I was this week. You called Justin to go with you, Shawn!” her voice is a little higher in the last sentence. “If you had called Brian, I would probably deal with it better cause Brian loves basketball, but Justin doesn’t even know to name one player or how many times of match it has.”

“You should have told me!! Now you wanna make me the bad guy, that’s not fair”

“Yeah, I’m the blame, Mendes, if this makes you sleep at night.” She says and walks out of the room, heading to the guest room and slamming the door shut. 

“No couch for Shawn today, instead guestroom for me,” she thinks trying to make fun of her own situation.

Y/n scrolls through her social media seeing some fans commenting about Shawn’s close face during the game and how you two were probably in a fight. Her eyes start to heavy at some point and she couldn’t help but fall asleep. 

She woke up to a noise in the door and a weight on the other side of the bed. His arms sneaking to hold her close to his chest. 

“We’re in a fight, you don’t get to sleep with me tonight” she mumbles, still tired from the previous wake up.

“I’m so sorry, babe.” his voice is low even tho they are the only ones at the room.

She waits from more, she knows Shawn has more to say cause his hand keeps making different shapes into the skin of her waist.

“I was an asshole tonight...the whole week, actually. I should have remembered about you, it’s just I was so worked up with the studio and this match and...Sorry, there’s no excuse, I was just stupid”

“Now, you’re right” 

“It means you’re gonna forgive me?” he asks and you turns to look at him, hands resting on his bare chest.

“It means I’m gonna think about your case”

“Can you think about it sleeping with me tho? Cause I hate spending the night without you” 

She hums, holding back a chuckle. 

“What about your stupid friend?”

“He gave you what you deserved” 

“He called me your friend, babe!” 

“He was pissed with you as well” 

Y/n couldn’t see in the low lights, but she knew better Shawn rolled his eyes.

“I don’t like him anyway”

“You’re just jealous.”

“’m not”

“You are jealous and he’s gay, Shawn”

“Dating Eddie?!” he asks curiously, Shawn and Edward were friends, they met once Shawn went to pick you up from class and ended up giving him a ride to his home.

“Exactly.”

“Well, in that case, we should go to the next game in a double couple date.”

“What makes you think I’m going with you to the next game?” 

“I’m pretty convincing, you know” 

“Try me, Mendes” 

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[jising-jisang-jisung]

I Believe | Park Jisung

Genre: floof, little smidge of angst

Word count: 2k

A/n: another part of the jb song series that I really liked writing!! I hope yall like it even tho it is a tad rushed and maybe corny 😔✊

Based off this jonas brothers song

You stood outside the door to the dorm of the boy you liked. He had asked you to come over and study with him for your chemistry exam. Finally, you worked up the courage to knock, but as you raised your fist, the door opened revealing a shorter boy with dyed orange hair. He exclaimed in an unhumanly loud voice, "Jisungie! Your girlfriend is here!"

You were quick to correct him, "I'm not actually his girlfriend." Your voice only came out in a whisper as the boy looked you up and down.

"I know that. I just like to tease him. Hi! I'm Chenle!"

"Nice to meet you. I'm y/n." You were able to project your voice this time, just enough to be audible for the orange haired kid.

"Aish, Chenle, quit bothering y/n! We are here to study, not talk to you. And don't you need to get to your class?" Jisung piped up from behind Chenle.

"Oh yeah! Thanks for reminding me. See you again, y/n!" And with the last statement, he added a wink.

Jisung welcomed you into his dorm, pulling out his chemistry notes and books. You two studied for a while, laughing at the dumb mistakes you both made in each problem. "Jisung, you're so stupid. Glucose is C6H12O6."

"I know that. I'm just testing you to make sure you know that."

This went on like that for a while, Jisung's face slowly growing more flushed by each passing second. You're not sure when you got into the current situation or how. You're sitting on the couch next to Jisung, watching a drama. He was so focused on the show. You noticed the small pout on his lips and the small freckle just outside of them that enhanced the cuteness tenfold. You didn't realize how long you had been staring at him until he turned to face you. "Y/n, it makes me really nervous when you look at me like that," he admits.

"Oh, uh-" you stuttered, trying to explain yourself, but in the end, all you could squeak out was a small, "sorry."

"How would you feel if a really pretty girl kept looking at you?" He puts his hand to his mouth, mentally cursing himself for calling you pretty.

"Pretty?" You nervous laugh. "Sorry, it's just, I think you're really handsome." You're pretty sure that you just died saying that.

Jisung's face had never been redder in his life. He kept opening his mouth to speak but couldn't get out a sound. How is it that you fell for a boy who is shyer than you? Probably because he is really cute and sweet and one time you heard his laugh in chemistry class and it was the cutest thing you'd ever heard. "I like you!" You burst out, unable to contain your thoughts any longer. Ordinarily you were a very pensive person, carefully calculating everything you say and do. You don't know what compelled you to blurt out this confession in the spur of the moment. Perhaps it was the look on the boy's face sitting next to you.

He took several deep breaths and closed his eyes before turning to you. "I like you too. A lot actually."

"Finally!" You hear a familiar, loud voice announce from behind you.

"Chenle?! How long have you been sitting there?"

"Since you were staring at y/n before she was staring at you. It took you guys a lot longer than I expected to finally confess."

"And that means you owe me 10 bucks," another boy calls out from behind Chenle.

"Are they all here?" Jisung asks timidly.

"Yep!" Yet another boy confirms.

~that was how you scored Jisung as your boyfriend~

By now you've gotten to know almost all of Jisung's friends. They have an interesting relationship because there are several that are just older than him, but then older boys who act as parental figures. So far you've only been introduced to his peers. You don't know if you'll ever understand how it all works. Nevertheless, you befriend some of them as well.

Dolphin Lele: hey y/n! Wanna go get ice cream?

You: ofc! I'm already omw

Often times this makes Jisung a little jealous which is just a plus. He always looks extra adorable when he has his jealous pout.

"Y/nnnnnn," he dragged out your name cutely. "Why do always hang out with Chenle without me?"

"Sorry, Jisungie, we just went to get ice cream. Here!" You pecked him on the lips, effectively transferring some of the flavor of the treat you had earlier.

"Hmmm. Okay! I forgive you!" His smile made you feel so warm like nothing else could. Though, you were still to shy to tell him any of that yet.

~

You stood outside Jisung's dorm after he texted you to come over. From inside you could hear the voice of someone scolding him. "Jisung, don't you think you're a little young to be in a serious relationship like this?"

"I know I'm young, hyung, but that doesn't make my love any less strong," Jisung defended.

"You don't even know what love is! Just forget about y/n and focus on your work, okay?"

You had leaned up against the door to listen when you noticed the talking stopped. You jolted forward, uncontrollably as the door was swung open. "You must be y/n," the voice said. "You should really stop distracting Jisung from his job. He has work to do you know. You guys are too young to fully understand emotions anyway, so give it a rest will you?" The tall man smiled down at you in a belittling manner. He walked past you, revealing a watery eyed Jisung standing still, his only movements being the rise and fall of breathing. You could tell he was trying his best not to get upset. Tears began to well up in your eyes too. You were the cause of Jisung's scolding. Before he could see you, you took off out of the dorm as fast as your little legs could carry you. Through your blurry vision, you took out your phone to text him but ran into someone first. "Sorry, I wasn't looking."

"Y/n?" You heard Chenle's voice. "What's wrong?"

"Tell Jisung it's over. I'm leaving." The words were so painful to say. Your heart was being torn apart. If you continued to see the boy, he would continue to receive backlash from his hyungs, but it also killed you to leave him.

"What?! Y/n, what do you mean?" Chenle turned to go after you, but you were already gone.

~

[5:37 pm]

Baby chick 💚: y/n, where are you? Chenle just told me something's wrong.

[read 5:38 pm]

Baby Chick 💚: y/n pls respond!! I need to know you are okay TT

You: I'm safe if that's what you mean. You shouldn't contact me anymore. I'm sorry.

With that, you blocked Jisung's number. You sat alone in your dark room, all the shades closed to further enhance your sad vibes. You even went as far as to turn on your sad hours playlist and wrapped yourself in a fluffy comforter on your bed. That was the last thing you remember before you cried yourself to sleep that night.

~

You woke up to the nonstop noise coming from your phone. 23 missed texts from Jaemin, 11 missed calls from Chenle, and 7 missed texts from Renjun. That's when you realized you forgot to block all of Jisung's friends' numbers to. Oh well, there's nothing you can do about that now.

You slowly got out of bed and shuffled to your kitchen in search of some comfort food. Moving unhumanly slow, you found a carton of Jisung's favorite ice cream. You put it back in the freezer and settled for some shredded cheese.

You were most of the way back up to your room when you heard a knock at your door. However, you decided not to answer it. For some reason, you weren't particularly in the mood to talk to anyone. But the knocks didn't stop.

"Y/N! YOU BETTER OPEN YOUR DOOR RIGHT NOW OR I WILL BUST IT DOWN!!" Chenle's loud voice rang through your home. "I'M GONNA COUNT TO 3!" he added. "1!" You really didn't plan on moving from where you were until... "2!" you realized the door wasn't locked. "Th-"

And before Chenle could finish, Jaemin walked right in. "Thank you for that Lele, but the door was not locked." You felt a tinge of pity for Chenle because his heart was so big but he was also kinda dense. "Y/n, come on. We have somewhere to go."

"I'm not going anywhere. You guys should leave," you retorted, somewhat harshly.

"Then, please just answer your texts from Jisung."

"I can't," your voice was weak again. Much more faint than when you first met the boys because now it was almost pathetic.

"Well, then we'll have to take you."

"What?!"

Behind Jaemin followed some of Jisung's other friends, Renjun and Jeno. They each grabbed your arms, gently pulling you. "Hey, what do you think you're doing? You can't just kidnap me!" But the boys didn't let up at your protest. "Fine. I'll go," you huff. "But at least let me get changed out of my pjs first."

~

"No. Why are you guys taking me to the dorm? I don't want to see him."

"Cmon y/n," Chenle pleads. "He is not talking to any of us. He won't even leave his room."

Hearing about the boy you love's condition just makes you feel even worse. Nonetheless, you couldn't just abandon him. "Okay. I'll try to talk to him. But just so you know, if he gets more hurt by this, I will never talk to any of you again." You threaten the group, but none of them seem the slightest bit worried.

You knock quietly on his door. When there was no response, you weren't even sure he'd heard you. So, you knocked again only slightly louder.

"I already told you, Jaemin, go away. I'm not coming out right now." Despite his angry tone, you could hear the sadness in his voice.

"It's not Jaemin," you manage to whisper out. The door opened immediately to reveal a disheveled Jisung with puffy eyes.

"Y/n? What are you doing here? I-" he was cut off by you hugging him.

"I'm so sorry, Jisung. I saw you get yelled at and I even got told off, myself, and I thought I was doing the right thing by leaving you but now i realize that all I did was hurt you and-" it was his turn to cut you off. He kissed you softly as tears fell down both of your faces.

"It doesn't matter anymore, now I got you here with me. Nothing matters any longer, now I got you here with me."

"Still, you got in trouble because of me."

"Don't worry. Johnny didn't bother me."

"Don't try to be cool, Jisung, I saw you almost cry afterwards." You heard him gulp loudly. "So why didn't you listen to him?"

"'Cause you show me something I can't live without." He whispered in hushed tones, "I love you."

"I love you too," you choked out between sobs. "But what will the others say."

"Yeah, I know what they say, and that's fine. 'Cause I'm here to stay, through the good and the bad times."

People call you crazy and say you're moving too fast but none of that matters to you two. Who cares if youre still teenagers? You still love each other with all your hearts. And if someday you do fall apart, such is life. But for now, anyway, all you need is Jisung by your side and vice versa.

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[dolcenco]

I’m So Wet

(Cnco x Reader)

Plot: A water gun / nerf gun fight with CNCO.

Genre: Hella Fluff

Warnings: Fluffy with the side of swearing and suggestive language. 

Syrah’s Note: This is the first I’ve ever written in a long time and I’m not fluent in Spanish, heck i’m not even sure if i’m using the correct terms :( but please correct me if I am wrong!

Also, this ain’t smut, sadly 😢

Hope you liked it tho and feed back would be nice! 💖 

Thank you so much for reading hihi

-

You stepped in to the concert grounds with a smile on your face, your laptop in hand as you made the final edit of the video you were working on for the past 3 hours.

“Ey ey ey, look how these turned out!” you announced, admiring the short video you did for CNCO’s instagram account.

You are CNCO’s media manager for their world tour and handle all their video footages and photos on all social media platforms. You just finished editing the video for their instagram account and was so proud of your craft that you can’t wait to show it the boys for their approval.

But as you move closer to the stage, you noticed that it was unusually quiet.

Huh, weird. Aren’t they supposed to be doing a soundcheck?

You finally looked up from your laptop to see that the boys are no where to be found. They were not in the dressing room and they were definitely not at the hotel.

Where the hell were they?

“Guys?” you called. No answer from the boys but instead you noticed a nerf gun sitting on the ledge of the stage. You closed your laptop and set it down.

As you pick up the nerf gun, you felt a sharp poke on your back.

“What the?” you turn around to find Joel, pointing his nerf gun at you. 

“Joel? What the-“ He shoots another rubber bullet at you, hitting your hip. Your jaw drops.

“Get ready to die, Chica.” he shoots again but you dodged it instantly.

“Oh! It’s on!” You charged and Joel ran to the fields of the concert grounds as you start shooting, running after the little shit.

You run faster, picking up the pace but noticed Joel start to shoot at his side. You looked over and saw Erick running towards you both.

“¡Toma esoooooo!” Erick charges, shooting Joel with a water gun.

Erick notices you and starts shooting at you as well, your shirt getting soaked. 

“Hey! No fair, why do you get a water gun?!” you were so focused on Erick that you didn’t notice Joel bent over to catch his breath when you collided with his fine ass that caused you both to fall on the ground.

“ugh, get off me!” Joel groans, you stood up and shoot right at his ass causing him to welp. “(Y/n)! What the hell?!”

You laughed, “Pay back is a bitch, ey, Pimentel?”  

“Surrender now, (Y/n)” You hear Zabdiel from behind you, his water gun ready to shoot. You raised your hands, still holding on to the nerf gun.

You smirked, “Or what, árbol?”

He frowns at the nickname. Zabdiel maybe tall but you were fast. 

Before he can respond, you shoot at him repeatedly until he was on the floor, his hands covering his face to protect himself from your nerf bullets.

“Okay, i give up! you win, you win!” he groans and sighed exasperatedly, spreading his arms on the grass.

“Yeah, that’s what I thought” you told him, just when you hear a small battle cry, you see Erick charging at you. “For Zabdieeeel!”

He stops when he sees your glare and started running the other way, “Neveeer mind!”

“Come back here, you child!” 

Panic strikes over Erick when he sees you getting closer. He drops the gun and down right screams in panic, running faster when he saw you reaching for him.

Until Christopher came into view, thank god!

Erick immediately grabs Christopher and uses him as a shield.

He loves Christopher and doesn’t want him to face your wrath but his brother was the perfect shield against you and well, for two reasons: 

One, Erick knows that Chris will protect him from anything, including a competitive (y/n) with a nerf gun ready to aim at his ass 

Two, he knows that you are crushing on Christopher and he is your favorite of them five, so you wouldn’t hurt him, not even a single strand of his luscious hair. 

You stopped in your tracks and glared at Chris and Erick. You knew what Erick was doing and pointed the nerf gun at them. Chris immediately raises his hands up in defense while Erick hides behind Chris, “Me rindo! I quit, don’t hurt me, man!” 

“Sin piedad!” You charged at Erick, going around to shoot him but he held on to Christopher for dear life, still using him as a shield as you three go in circles. Chris couldn’t stop laughing even if he was being used for protection. 

“(Y/N)” he draws out your name, reaching for your arms and gliding his hands over your warm skin, it gave you chills and you loved it so much but nOPE, you want to shoot Erick so bad for soaking your shirt.

“Babe....” Chris purrs and oh my god, that was the cherry on top. He was successfully flirting with you and you were just melting in his hands. 

“Now, now why do you want to hurt Erick?” He cooes, tucking a strand of your hair behind your ear. 

OH MY GOD THIS BOY

“ He was --” 

“No, no, shhhh it’s okay.” He places your head against his chest, pressing his hand against your face to keep you still and the other brushing your hair with his fingers. 

I swear to god....

But what he said next got you feeling something in your lower core. 

“Pero si quieres mojarte, puedo ayudarte con eso” he said so lowly, raspy enough to tickle your core and have you feeling something else that you shouldn’t be feeling. 

You stiffened and sucked in a breath but before you can react, you hear Chris say “Richard, now!” 

And the next thing you know, you were completely soaked, still in your clothes while strangling a poor Christopher. 

- 

“I’m so wet!” You exclaimed, annoyed, fanning your shirt in a failed attempt to dry it.

“Ooooh who got you wet, mami?” Richard teases and you remembered what Chris told you before getting literally soaked but immediately pushed the thought out.

You gasped and slapped his arm, “Definitely not you.” 

“Ooooh damn, boi!” Chris cackled as Richard pokes his tongue at you. 

But who are you kidding? Richard could make anyone wet especially with his dance moves on stage. I mean, have you seen this boy fuck the stage floor?

“Ugh” you grumbled, wanting to change into something dry before taking footages of the concert in an hour, and oh! you just remembered!

“What?” Zabdiel asked when he heard your gasp.

“I forgot to get the whole water gun fight on video” you pouted. It would’ve been gold for behind the scenes footage your were arranging for the tour-end video.

“Don’t you worry, princesa. I got it all on video here.” Chris said, pulling out his phone and held it out. “I haven’t posted it on instagram, so you can use it. I’ll send it to you later” He grins and you just want to smoosh his cheeks and kiss him. 

“And this is why I love you, thank you.” you said, giving him an air smooch. 

“Got you always, babe!” He said as you left their dressing room, smiling to yourself.

You were pulling your wet shirt off your body as it keeps sticking to your tummy until you hear a click.

You looked up and saw Erick with a nerf gun in hand, glaring at you. 

“Pay back time, (Y/N).“ 

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[imaginewhatyouwant]

Stone cold

Pairing: BTS OT7 x Reader

Warnings: None

Genre: Love

Summary: Y/N. A girl who recently moved to Korea, South Korea to be exact. She’s really introverted and tends to shut down and appear cold but once you talk with her you realise that she’s actually a beautiful person inside and out. What will happen once the seven boys meet her? Will they fall for her stone cold appearance ? Or will they immediately connect and maybe...fall in love?

A/N: I’m soooooo sorry for taking so long please forgive me, I hope you’ll enjoy this!!

Asked by: @tangledbutterflies

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I don’t do it on purpose, I mean I just like it when people leave me alone. My business is mine and you have yours why can’t people understand that?! They always come by my side and start a conversation that I can’t even continue...I’m just so awkward and I’m sure that people feel it.

But it’s weird though I am not like that with everyone for example when I am with my family I’m so open I even crack some jokes...

But when you just moved to another country and don’t even understand a single word even if you downloaded some apps to learn some decent words, at least I can say a few like hello, goodbye, thank you and sorry. It’s not enough I know I am making an effort here...right ?

Korea...South Korea to be exact that’s where I moved just 4 months ago. Do I like it here? Yes. Do I miss my family? Yes a loooot!! Did I make some friends tho...No.

But I moved here because I always wanted to explore the world and Korea is my first stop it’s a little bit difficult to adjust here but for the rest I am enjoying my self but communication is still a problem and there social hierarchy is something I need to get used to...

This is what I didn’t do on purpose bowing. And you might think of course you stupid, in Korea people bow how didn’t you know this. Oooh believe me I knew but what I didn’t know at this moment is that putting your hands and bowing at the same time is not really polite, especially towards elders. So this is why this elder woman is scolding me here while I didn’t understand al I keep saying is sorry but I think that she isn’t taking it well. But that is where this young girl about my age I think, walked towards us. I guess she saw the commotion and the desperate look on my face.

“Sorry ma’am please understand she’s a foreigner she is still learning the language and the culture please forgive her.” She said

Elder woman scoffed and walked away

I looked at my savior and tried to say thank you in Korean

“ K-kamsahamnida!!” And bowed

“Haha it’s okay I speak English.”

“Oh...well thank you so much for your help.”

“It’s no problem! My name is Yuna by the way...what’s yours?”

“Y/N...”

and this is where everything gets awkward I can never keep a conversation here she is trying to be friendly and me being awkward.

“You’re not much of a talker I see.”

“I’m sorry, let me buy you a coffee as a thank you.”

“Hahaha yeah sure.”

As we stepped in the cafe we ordered. I said mine and when she said what she wants. The barista asked “are you going to drink it here or take it?” And she responded something.

Did I understand...of course not so I looked at her puzzled as she walked to a table.

Oh now I understand...but the thing is I just wanted to buy her something and just go back home but I guess she didn’t understand it well or I explained it wrong. I sat in front of here and she smiled.

“Is it your first time here in Korea?”

“Yes I just moved here recently.”

“Oh that’s nice.”she exclaimed

“So why Korea? What do you like about here?”

“Well I’m not gonna lie k-drama’s and kpop was a little part of my decision but also the culture is really interesting I watched a lot of YouTube videos and searched informations about Korea and I thought why not go here.” I explained

“That’s really amazing I hope you like it here if you want I can show you some places?”

“That would be amazing!”

We exchanged our kakao talks and said our goodbyes

“Thank you for the coffee I hope that I’ll see you soon !!”

“No problem and yeah me too!!”

And that’s what happened I became really fast friends with Yuna she is a really confident, social and bubbly person. Totally the opposite of me but it’s fun to go outside your comfort zone!

*bip*

I looked at my phone and watch the message.

“Hey let’s hangout there is this new restaurant that I want to try!!!!”

“Sure!!”

“Yeeeess see you there here is the address.”

*sent attachment*

“Alright see you there :)”

“ Oh I’ll bring some friends of mine as well! You will like them!!”

“Sure....”

I searched some clothes and made myself ready. When I went outside the apparemment I called for a taxi and gave him the address. We arrived I gave the money and I went outside it looked like it was how can I say this...posh? I turned around to asked if it was the correct place. But he was already gone.

Great...

As I kept walking I saw a beautiful place, I guess it was a restaurant I still texted Yuna to say that I had arrived and if she could walk out of the restaurant to see if I was at the right place. When I walked towards the door I saw a red sign that said open I walked in and to my surprise I saw some people the restaurant and the people looked wealthy I turned around and saw Yuna.

“Y/N hi”

“Yuna hey how did you find this place it looks really...fancy.”

“Oh you know the internet, come on I’m going to introduce you to my friends!!”

We walked the more you walk at the back the fancier it looked when we arrived at the table I gasped. I tried to look at Yuna to say we were at the wrong table but she didn’t look my way but spoke.

“Y/N these are my friends Namjoon, Seokjin, Yoongi, Hoseok, Jimin, Taehyung and Jungkook.” She smiled

I looked at her flabbergasted and tried to say something.

“Y-yuna...you didn’t....H-hi I mean annyeong haseyo y-y/n imnida.”

Embarrassing

“Hi y/n it’s nice to meet you please sit down we already ordered hope you don’t mind.”

“N-no not at all.” I sat next to Yuna and Seokjin

I tried to look as calm as possible but it is not as easy as I thought. When your favourite kpop group is casually sitting with you in a restaurant and is for some reason befriended with your friend...my brain is going wild man!!

We started eating and little by little I felt really at ease. I think they felt it because they kept looking at me and smiling.

Seokjin looked at me and smiled and said “I’m happy you feel more comfortable.”

“Was it that noticeable?” I whisper

“Pretty much yeah but it’s okay it kinda looked like you didn’t like us or something.” Namjoon looked at me

“Why would you think that?” I gasped

“Well one you are almost sitting on Yuna’s lap....” he laughed

I look and indeed I was almost squishing that poor girl I excused myself and sat right.

“And two never once did you look at us only at the food.”

I blushed and looked at my lap

“Aish Namjoon-ah don’t be like that y/n is a really shy and introverted girl but once you learn to know her she is really an amazing person!!” Yuna said

“I’m sure she is, a beautiful girl like her can only be amazing!” Namjoon said

“Besides I think we need to see each other again tomorrow we are performing it would be really cool if you could come y/n!!”

“ Oh really?! Yes for sure I’ll be there it would be amazing!” I exclaimed

“See you there!” Jungkook smiled

We all went to our own ways I was with Yuna in her car

“So Yuna when were you going to tell me that BTS are your friends?! How even???!!???” I exclaimed

Yuna laughed and said “I was about to but you know they’re pretty known so you have to be careful.”

“Humm yeah but still I was shook girl!! You know how much I love them!”

“ I know but hey now they’re your friends too!!”

“W-what really?!”

“Duhhhh, I’ll pick you up so we’ll go together to the concert Alright?”

“Yeah thanks see you tomorrow.”

I waved and walked out the car

Wow I saw BTS...

~~~~

I can’t believe that I’m going to a BTS concert this is literally a dream come true!!

As Yuna picked me she drove us to the concert fast but safely, once arrived we quickly ran towards the entrance.

“Oh yeah I forgot to tell you this, here is your backstage pass they gave this yesterday but I totally forgot.”she said calmly.

I looked at her with wide eyes and screamed “ARE YOU SERIOUS???Yuna how can you forget such a thing???!!!OH MY- phew chill girl we-I have to chill.”

Yuna rolled her eyes at me and grabbed my hand “Come on, I want to say hi to the boys!!”

We showed our pass to the security and walked towards the backstage. Once we were in front a door, I knew that this wasn’t just some merely dream I am going to see bts.

Yuna opened the door and walked in I shyly walked behind in and there they were sitting and laughing. JHope saw us and enthusiastically ran towards “Y/N hiiii!” And gave me a hug,the other members also saw us and walked towards us.

“Y/N!!!” They yelled and each gave me a hug

If I wasn’t blushing when JHope hugged me then I certainly did know.

“Uhum...”I saw Yuna looking at us

We looked back at her and she raised her brows they laughed and also gave her a hug and she smiled.

“I’m glad you guys could make it, I’m really happy to see you guys!!”Jin said while looking at me

“Just say that you are happy to see Y/N.”she scoffed and gave them a look that I couldn’t decipher.

They all looked kinda flustered? But I didn’t really pay much attention to it.

“R-right, let me call our manager and he will show you your seats.” Namjoon said calmly

The manager came and quickly brought us to our seats.

~~~~

The concert was seriously an experience that I would never forget! I truly hope that anyone who wants to see their favourite artist could experience this because it is truly amazing!

We went towards the backstage and congratulate the guys.

“It was just incredibly amazing!! Thank you for inviting me!”I smiled at them

They smiled and Yoongi said” It’s no problem, we really wanted to see you again?”

“Really why?” I asked

“Because you...you seem like an nice girl I-we would like to see you more !!”Yoongi responded

“Oh wow I don’t know what to say...” I said flustered

“Can we have your number? We really want to stay in touch with you ”Jimin asked

“Yes of course!” I quickly gave them my number and we said our goodbyes.

~~~~

Yuna drove back to my apartment , once arrived I thanked her for everything and stepped out the car but she grabbed me.

“Y/N wait...”

I looked at her puzzled

“The boys...they....”

“What’s going on with them?”

“Promise m-“

“Yuna you’re freaking me out tell me what’s going on?”

“Just promise me this Y/N, don’t break their heart even if things are going bad, do not break their hearts !!”

“What are you talking about? Why would I break their hearts?”

“Just promise!”

“W-wh-...”

“Y/N please!!”

“Okay okay I won’t I promise!!”

I looked at her and she didn’t look back. What was that ? I went in my apartment, changed in comfortable clothes and laid in my bed.

What was that?

~~~~

“What are we going to do? I never felt like this before? Is it possible to fall in love but you’ve only met twice? ”

#bts imagine #ot7 x reader #bts scenario #bts x reader #bts ot7 #kim namjoon #kim seokjin #min yoongi #jung hoseok #park jimin #kim taehyung #jeon jungkook #bts

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3x13 Reaction / Commentary

Yeah I'm aware, stop judging X___X

I feel the need to point this out. Apparently it's common practice for the Praetor to just, kill off their more troublesome charges. Interesting. But Jordan has a different work ethic which is a) apparently not usual for praetors and b) something at least Nick attributes to his past and not, idk, common decency. Just how savage is the Praetor exactly?? (Also let me add this to the list of things why 3x15 makes no sense at all.)

Okay, so they found another mundane dead by Heidi's hand...... why exactly don't they call the Shadowhunters? Aren't they obliged to? I mean?

True, but it sure as hell is her responsibility how she handles them. But we established already that she has a serious perception problem and always sees herself as the victim.

I mean, prime example, if she could have made that smooth exit through the vent where the werewolves couldn't follow, why didn't she just do that from the start instead of attacking Nick? Because she wants to cause trouble and not just “live her life in peace” as she's pretending to.

More like, he didn't have the guts to face Alec like that. Also does that mean he draped Izzy on the couch like that in that cliché sleeping pose with one hand under the head? At least he took off her boots like a sane person.

“I'm just drained.”

Haha it seems Alec isn't the only Lightwood sibling with a shitty sense of humor.

“I don't have the same preexisting condition.” “You mean my addiction?”

No, Izzy, he obviously means your fashion sense, keep up. Seriously, who wrote that stupid ass line of dialogue.

I found it pretty hilarious that Simon, Clary's literally oldest and bestest friend since kindergarten, feels the need to apologize to Izzy for taking up so much time with his Clary-reunion and blocking the path for her. The Clizzy Energy is Strong.

“Hmmmm hot hot hot Clary, please show me more.”

MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY HAHAHAHA PERFECT

Also, Morningstar.... didn't Val name his dumbass tanker ship in S1/S2 Morningstar? Guy really has it with name repetitions, first Jonathan 1 and 2, now Morningstar Ship and Morningstar Sword... I bet he named all his stuffed teddys Mr Snuffels 1, Mr Snuffels 2, Mr Snuffels 3.....

The way he delivers this line me might've as well said “Please cut out the emotional disgusting bullshit my skin is crawling already from this I can't take any more mushiness PLEASE GO AWAY.” Gotta love Alec.

MAGNUS RAGE PUNCHING THE KEYBOARD IS THE MOST RELATABLE THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

Magnus opening up about missing his magic MY HEART OH MY GOD

(Sidenote though: No wonder he got frustrated with the pretentious Shadowhunter Technology, I mean, look at it. There are only runes. Runes may be called runes, but they don't actually make up an alphabet. Why the heck is there a flexibility rune on the screen? It makes no sense.)

This whole scene (and Izzy's lipstick lol) is absolutely perfect. I love everything about it, especially Magnus and especially Izzy. I'd be really surprised if Magnus didn't find a way to get her that weird root thingy anyway, because he surely doesn't buy the “feeling a lot better now” line.

(Edit: Now thinking about it I realized two things, a) she probably didn't take him up on his offer to go to another warlock because she felt like that was unnecessarily rubbing in that he can't do it himself anymore* and b) with that line she probably meant she feels lighter already for sharing what happened and just <3<3<3<3<3)

*The only think that would have made this scene more perfect is if Izzy hadn't skimmed over his magic comment without acknowledging it in any way. Though with this thought in mind, that she rejected his offer to spare his feelings, I find myself placated.

Also I love how Magnus pretends he's going to look for pen and paper when really he's running straight to Alec to tell him all about this (and to prevent a repetition of 2x09 form happening.... and now I made myself sad again).

#effortless (Also reminds me of that post about fire message mechanics that I still owe a certain someone. Where is the time.)

HAHAHAHA

???????????? How do they know that? More importantly, does Alec know? Will he hear through the Shadow World grapevine??? So many questions.

I mean, I have sympathy for her. But like, she's too smart for me to buy that she genuinely can't see any other course of action. She just does this because it's the least effort for her, not because she's truly clueless what alternatives are there for here (aka not running around, killing mundanes, starting a fight with everyone). She just thrives on chaos.

Also “Wolves don't just attack without cause. Not in New York” ? Seems like all Institute except the NY one do a shit job since supposedly keeping peace between the Downworld factions is part of their responsibility. Yes, I am still salty about 3x15. (Also, if anyone's confused by this weird foreshadowing, I wrote notes for this reaction post while watching 3x13 when it first aired, but only got to finish it now after 3x19 aired and I can't keep my chronology-screwing bitterness to myself while finishing up the post. But mostly these are my thoughts from then.)

Yeah something tells me she's not gonna be totally uninvolved in that.

This and the fact that Russel wants to stop Bat from even leaving the Jade Wolf are the final proofs that all the werewolves actually live at the Jade Wolf and pile up in a giant snuggle pile in the kitchen at night. This is further cemented by the fact that Luke and Maia claim to have flats of their own but we never actually see them. Clearly they're both dirty liars that just wanted to mislead.

*late Jocelyn's late friend Eliot #rude #whatever

.......why the hell would Elias code that shit in Circle short hand? So other Circle members, who Jocelyn was hiding from, could easily open that super important safe? So smart! Also, correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't Luke in the Circle as well? Shouldn't he be able to read that, too?

1) Eliot is such a loser and a showoff for ostentatiously writing that J in Jocelyn 2) His hint is seriously “Don't open with brute force.” Wtf kind of hint is that man are you even real.

I'm sorry, okay, but everytime I see / hear Bellicosi I think Maxi-Cosi XD

*glares at 3x15* Will I ever tire of raging about that episode? Unlikely.

Why.....? Since he didn't have any problem 100% blaming Raphael for everything Heidi did (not unjustified, but I'm just saying he's suddenly changed his mind). I mean, if he'd said she's dangerous to him and his family that would've been another matter.

These are all runes that I don't remember seeing on the Shadowhunters' Wiki Rune Page. Please tell me more.

Jace: “Clary, you've been going nonstop since you came back. You need to take a minute.”

lol if only Jace would implement the same advice himself.

“Wow I suddeny remember I had a life before I was 10.”

German Dubbing: Yeah, the ones Consul Penhallow categorically ignored. Honestly. Who dubbs this shit. Wtf.

Listen I love everything about this scene. (Fun Fact: In the German Dubbing she says vampire addiction, not venom addiction lol as if she was addicted to vampires XD)

Alec Lightwood, best brother of the year. Btw he's been holding that title since birth. I also don't think Alec would ever judge Izzy for her addiction / look at her as if she's weak, so the fact that she thinks that says a lot about how the addiction affected her self-image.

Too bad Alec forgets this for the next few episodes and acts like a total tool in that Clave Investigation Thing, smh.

Good to know.

Haha that was witty.

Oooooh why don't they ask another warlock then? For example one who's actually always the smartest person in the room?? Who's also willing to work on this??? Just a thought tho, don't let me interrupt the Maruke Bonding. No, you know what? I hate the shipname Maruke, it's shit, so I'm calling it Luryse as it should have been called. Then again, when am I even gonna talk about that pairing? We shall see.

“Outrageous, just because people around me keep turning up dead! It's ridiculous, really, that they'd think I could have something to do with that. It's as if they're not aware this is a TV show and supporting characters die because *Moriarty Voice* THAT'S WHAT PEOPLE DO!”

“That what the kids call it these days when they get kicked out on their ass?” She literally says “From one exiled to another” so she clearly realized he's full of shit.

“And that's why in two episodes Imma get myself arrested by behaving like a dumbass and then chill in prison as if it's my greatest accomplishment.” Honestly Luke, so many No-s. I can't even.

“Wow I can't believe I have to see this Luryse bs up close.” Hah, now I used the right shipname and can move the f on from bashing that pairing. Sorry about that. I'm sleep deprived. That always makes me extra salty.

“When you're alpha you need to make the pack your first priority. Your personal life needs to take a back seat. And mine never did.” I applaud Luke for admitting he was a shit alpha because he didn't proritize the pack. Hindsight is 20/20.

Wow Luke so helpful <3<3<3 Just like I know and love you.

I also love how nobody questions that Heidi bit that mundane and then chilledly made a phone call at the scene of her Accords-violating crime. How frakking convenient.

But their runes aren't on the same side. Sloppy work. Also, if the illustrator obviouly takes artistic liberties, then the rune missing on the second pic doesn't have to mean anything. Maybe they just forgot to draw it. Then again this isn't even the most flimsy conclusion-making I've wittnessed on this show so I'll let it slide.

lol Jace and Jonathan are basically playing tug of war with Clary: Jonathan burning himself, Jace activating her healing rune XD

Ooooh brainless S1 Clary, how I have not missed you. Srsly now? Carve it out? That didn't work for Simon so why should it now? lol she should ask the seelie queen if she has some handy floor mosaic thingy in her courtyard to help with that.

In his defense, he moved.

It's not gonna work is what it is. Srsly how dumb are they? Why the hell does she think something so powerful can just be carved out?? Wtf.

Woooow they're using a rune removing device, color me impressed. I really thought they'd just put a scalpel to it. So, at least points for trying.

Uuuuh get some morphin, try again. I mean. But anyway.

*break up

......didn't she just break up with him because pack reasons? Where is that not a Shadow World Reason? Please explain. (Also choosing an unflattering screen cap of Simon because he annoys me? Absolutely. I am petty like that.) The easy way Simon accepts their break up really makes me wonder. If Maia hadn't said anything, would he have broken up with her? Since apparently things “changed” and they could “both” “feel” it. Honestly. He literally calls her his girlfriend at the start of the scene as if to draw attention to how ridiculous this is.

You know what, I don't even have the energy to rage about this. Their relationship was so great, they were so supportive of each other, they had great chemistry, great communication, they always stood by each other. And just because Sizzy has to be endgame there were suddenly weird-ass tension between them for no real reason – none that 3A Saia wouldn't have worked through like pros anyway – just so this break up wouldn't come out of absolutely nowhere. It's shit treatment of both their characters and their relationship and I'm just so exasperated with it all. (Also not the way to endear me to Sizzy. But at this point I feel like a broken record.)

Discount? It was free. Which I'm still finding super hard to believe by the way, that a werewolf establishment would just give out free food to vampires who don't even work there. But what do I know, right, I mean it's not like they just mentioned a few minutes ago how werewolves and vampires hate each other? Right?? Hahaha.

Wow. This actually takes the time to highlight that this break up wasn't as amicable as Simon thought. Maybe he thought that they were breaking up for human reasons, but Maia clearly feels she threw her relationship away for the pack and it's hard for her. And Simon's tirade wasn't really encouraging her to let him know that. I really appreciate that detail.

Other things I want to say: 1) I didn't like that Maia just flat out broke up with him. She should have informed him that she was going to step up for the pack and would have to prioritize that over their relationship and then leave it up to him if he wants to put up with that or not. By breaking up she made the choice for him. Her course of action is ic, I'm not critizising that, but from like, a personal stand point I don't like it. 2) Foreshadowing: Since her whole pack gets slaughtered, if that would have been the only reason to break up with Simon she coulda just gotten back together with him lol. Haha sorry I'm trash. I know.

Wow he's really dumb. He knows Heidi's brand of crazy and still he doesn't realize this was a trap. He said himself that Heidi must have done something for the Preator to be after her, and when the Praetor tells him she's been leaving copses left and right he...... takes this as his cue to ally himself with Heidi??? Wtf?????? Does he not believe what Jordan said? Again, he suspected something like that himself and since the Praetor are playing at being the Downworlder Police they wouldn't just make something like that up with no proof. The heck. I don't get you, Boss Vampire Guy.

Also, thumbs down for the Praetor, if they'd just told them their source was Heidi herself (on the phone) this could have been prevented. But, ugh. With how things are I can at least kinda buy that no working communication between vampire clan and Praetor exists.

Still, if the Praetor wants to be accepted as some kind of Shadow World Institution they should really work on their manners.

.................................................

I I don-- I can't. *sigh* I can't believe I just had to watch this with my own two eyes. Have they not been trained for a case like this? A fellow shadowhunter injured in the field? That activating the healing rune should be the first thing you do? Before lovingly prying information from the dying person?? I mean, if that's not Plot Convenience then I don't know what is. Sure, he needs to give them a snippet of info, but not too much. But please, please, couldn't writers have found a way for this that didn't make them look like the stupidest of idiots in the entire frikkin world?! Wtf. WTF. I can't believe it.

Uuuuuuh how did she know how to turn those things if all she had to work with was Don't use brute force?? Do I have to understand that?

“You brought coffee, after all.”

Look she's so ashamed she even turned away from the screen haha. Also it's so refreshing to see grown ass people approach a relationship like idiotic teens. (Yeah, that was sarcastic.)

“And right now I wanna do you.” Hahahaha sorry, too good to pass up, you can bet your ass imma turn this into a dumb comic XD

“I love you, Clary. And I'll love you until I die. And if there's a life after this I'll love you then, too.”

Okay, I wanted to roll my eyes at their love confession, but what Jace said was actually really sweet <3

Alec: All our people were accounted for at the time of the murder. Izzy: We think it was a Clave hit.

Oh couldn't have been one of the millions of Shadowhunters from another Institute? No, I'm sure Alec checked that on their neat little Shadowhunter Intranet, that all other Shadowhunters all over the workd were accounted for as well. Honestly.

Also, Maryse says “By the angel,” but in the German Dubbing she says “What the angel” which makes it seem as if Shadowhunters curse by replacing dirty words with “angel” and just... what the angel XD

Why the hell are they all so obsessed with Latin? Ugh. Exhausting hobby.

Btw lol, please rewatch that scene, the background music is weirdly reminiscent of the Stranger Things Theme hahahaha. (Also omg I'm peeking into the German dubbing and it doesn't even make SENSE hahaha what the shit.)

LOL that's like the soulmate trope but in painful XD basically the creepy incest edition XD But honestly can we appreciate what a nice hand Jonathan has with a knife and with his left hand?? Prodigy.

This is it, the final proof that they actually all live at the Jade Wolf hahahha.

...................................? Why the f is she happy to see Jordan? Last time they saw each other she clearly stated she hated him?? Do I need to understand?? Oh right. In the books Maia and Jordan get back together. Right. Stupid, why am I even surprised by this??

Wtf isn't he the clan leader? Why the hell is he acting so submissively to Heidi all of a sudden? Literally half a day ago he threw her out of his clan, knowing his place. And now he's like a puppet on her strings. Wtf. But I guess that happens when you treat characters as plot devices. They get inconsistent even if they only have two scenes. *sigh*

Awwww would you look at that, werewolves and vampires fighting with fists like mundanes. (Okay some of them had like, daggers, but where are the fangs and the claws? Honestly.)

Okay I did her injustice in my trailer reaction since this is a vamp and a legitimate fight situation.

Wow that actually surprised me. But Jordan also dies in the books so, oops. Just didn't think they'd skip the getting together.

WOW that really surprised me. I thought Maia would challenge him and they'd have an epic fight to the death or something. (Also wtf Griffin guy, what's with that creeper face.)

To be honest I find it hard to believe that Maia acts like this. Scared out of her mind, yeah sure. But she acts helpless, and she's never been that. When she got that pipe thing I thought she'd use it as a stake. Using it to block the door is smart, too, but why didn't she get another to have a stake? Her whole posture, uselessly hangig over Jordan screams damsel in distress and I don't like it at all.

Edit: I had certain fears how this plotline would be developed in 3x14 which thankfully didn't come true, but my conflicted opinion on this ending scene remains.

Anyway let’s take a moment and appreciate Maia’s Killer Boots.

BTW watched the 3x14 trailer and just.... what. Why the f would Magnus ask Lorenzo of all people for help? He can't be trusted. As if he wouldn't use that opportunity to break Magnus even further! WTF! Where's Catarina? Oh, let me guess, another Drunk Doctor Conference *epic eyeroll*

#shadowhunters #3x13 #clary fray #magnus bane #alec lightwood #jace wayland #isabelle lightwood #simon lewis #maia roberts #luke garroway #maryse lightwood #kyle #heidi #reaction

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OK SO HERE IS EVERYTHING ABOUT MY HELLISH TIME IN LONDON TO SEE DIR EN GREY

If you are just looking for stuff about the gig, scroll down to the bold and italics bit cus I have some ranting to do. 

OK SO Everything was fine, was a bit cold when I left home but that’s fine, wore some trousers planning to change once I got to the hostel. Catching the coach was fine. Reached London, left the coach station like “ah, now I can smoke”. Go to roll a cigarette, BUT MY STUFF IS GONE. Couldn’t find it anywhere. Great. So I go buy some more and plan out my route to the hostel. Looks easy enough, catch the Victoria line then a 10 min walk. What could go wrong? Should take half an hour, I had an hour till my planned arival time, then an hour to change and do my makeup, then leave the hostel at 5. Plenty of time. 

So I get to where google told me my hostel was. And there is no hostel. Ok maybe it’s just hard to see, right? So I ask around. No one knows anything about a hostel. One person knows about a hostel across the road that was demolished, but that’s it. I was pretty sure I was in the right place, since I was looking for somewhere on Seven Sister’s road, and all the shops had Seven Sistsers mentioned on it, and there were tube stations that said Seven Sistsers on them. (Turns out this road was actually High Road! What the fuck! London is bullshit!) So I called the hostel (which thankfully did exist) and got some directions. Which weren’t very clear. And got more lost. So I called my girlfriend! To get more directions! “Hey I’m at the Costa” “ok theres like 4 of them” “across from tesco” “theres 3 costas across from tesco on that road”. EVENTUALLY I found the hostel. at 5. I had been no more than 15 minutes away the whole time but it took 2 HOURS TOTAL to get there. 

And then when I check in I CAN’T PAY IN CASH So I had to go get cash, fine whatever. Had just enough time to get changed and do the worst makeup I have ever done but w/e so then I went to catch the bus. This is when I find out that London is a hell city specifically designed to torture me and THEY DO NOT ACCEPT CASH ON BUSES UNLIKE THE REST OF THE FUCKING WORLD. LONDON IS THE BAD PLACE. 

At this point I’m just having a full on breakdown cus walking to the venue would take over an hour, it’s already past half 5, I don’t know what the fuck to do, I’m without my carer in a stressful situation and I’m already in so much pain from all the extra walking I’ve done I’m struggling to move. And I’ve been wearing fishnets and heels all day. And I forgot my pain meds. 

So I call my girlfriend AGAIN, and after much hassle we find somewhere near me I can buy an oyster card. Which I apparently can’t do without assistance from staff. SO FINALLY I can go catch the bus and get there. 

And then I had to walk all the way to the back of the queue on legs that already felt like they were going to give out. I was SUFFERING. That queue was LONG. But at least I got to witness people’s reactions to seeing how long the queue was when they turned the last corner >:D

I should have got there at half 5. I GOT THERE AT FUCKING 6.55, BULL. SHIT. But also bless everyone who goes straight to the cloakroom and merch table and bar so I still got about halfway to the front.  (ok yes actually phones out are actually anoying that far back, i’ve never been that far back so i’ve had like max one phone near me)

THE SHOW ITSELF

Ok so, y’know, they are a good band. When they managed to play, they played very well. The show was a fucking disaster though. I have no concept of time and had no way to check the time so please correct me if you were there, but felt like, an hour almost in total that nothing was happening. Some folks were speculating before the 3rd pause that “technical issues” was code for “kyo is tired” but I think the third one proved otherwise. First two times they walked off stage everyone was mostly confused but since we were told technical issues were happening and the third stop was in the middle of the song, that one got quite a big reaction. Kyo looked... really fucking pissed when he dropped his mic and left. (Also I heard Kaoru stormed off or got pissed off or something? I couldn’t see) during the next pause people started walking out. And my god we were all SO FUCKING HYPED when the encore started cus we were convinced we weren’t gonna get one. (also pls tell me I’m not the only one who saw Die getting all tangled up when changing guitars?)

I saw on instagram they said they lost the tracks on the computer, and I’m guessing they may have lost whatever they were projecting on the back too cus that stopped. But they changed the setlist and did a full set. And they did really fucking well! Miles better than last time I sa them, with some fucking audience interation this time too! And they played Saku! And a bunch of other older ones I love but SAKU. They didn’t play Ranunculus tho :/

Die’s speach was lovely. His english has really improved since I met him, and he is so sweet! I would die for him. His wind machine for his hair is ridiculous but I would still die for him. He is so precious. 

Despite the amount of pain I was in I went FUCKING HARD and could barely get out the venue I can still barely fucking move but it was absolutely worth it. (and rip in peace to the dude next to me who had a drumstick bounce off his hand shjkdshdfjhskl)

Although y’know I gotta say it, why is it ALWAYS dir en grey gigs where someone sees two people stood touching each other and they think “ah yes, I can fit between them. That is where I am going to stand”. I��ve never had this happen quite as much with any other band as with dir en grey. DO NOT DO THAT. IT IS RUDE. THIS IS MY PLACE. GO FIND YOUR FUCKING OWN. I WILL LET YOU PASS THROUGH BUT YOU WILL NOT FORCE YOURSELF BETWEEN ME AND OTHER PEOPLE. KYO DOESN’T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOU AND BEING HALF A METER CLOSE TO HIM WILL NOT MAKE HIM FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU. Y’all carry that shit on you’ll end up like the one who tried to force me off the barrier during the K! tour. I got sharp elbows, and now I’ve got a cane too. I will use them. 

ALSO AFTER THE GIG I MET THE LOVLIEST DOG. I GAVE A QUID TO A HOMELESS GUY AND HE ASKED ME TO SAY HELLO TO HIS DOG CUS APPARENTLY EVERYONE IN THE AREA WERE IGNORING POOR LITTLE ALFIE AND HE WAS SAD. NO ONE HAD SAID HELLO TO HIM. I am VERY dissapointed in all of you who aren’t afraid of or allergic to dogs who didn’t stop to give some love to Alfie. He is so friendly! he’s such a sweetheart! And clearly so healthy and well looked after. I cried a bit when I had to leave him. I love Alfie so much. I would die for him too. He looks so lovely in his scarf! 

Anyway then going back to the hostel I got off the bus at the wrong stop, the plug by my bed was broken so I couldn’t charge my phone, and I had the lumpiest pillow I have ever encountered in my life and I am worse the the fucking princess in the princess and the pea. 

And on the way back the next day the walk from tube to coach station (9 minutes) thanks to my piece of shit phone and google maps too 40 minutes. And My ankles felt fucking broken so imagine what walkig round london was like. But I got home alive wo I GUESS EVERYTHING IS FINE. 

Still not sure if seeing them was worth all this bullshit given the technical issues, but I’m at “not sure” rather than “nope” so that’s something I guess?

ALSO I’m curious to hear what the VIP event was like pls dish the dirt

#dir en grey #dir en grey london #word of god