#or spontaneously combust

[philocalistwrites]

I'm going fucking feral

#lisa ann walter #melissa schemmenti #abbott elementary #im going to go feral #im not even joking #SHE LOOKS SO GOOD #BETWEEN HER AND HANNAH WADDINGHAM I AM GOING TO GO INSANE #THE HAIR #THE DRESS #THE GLOVES #In love #actually #i will literally melt #or spontaneously combust #or both #probably both #golden globes #women

[frnkiebby]

okay so tomorrow is FellowWhore Appreciation Day and since there are now 300+ of you fuckers there’ll be a frank for each letter of the alphabet. So Frimages every hour on the hour all day tomorrow.~🎃

#look at how fuckin pretty he is #seriously what the fuck #i’m going to implode #or explode #or spontaneously combust #bc jesus FUCKING christ he’s gorgeous #frnkiebby #frank iero #mcr #frnkiero #mcrmy #frnkie #mcr5 #my chemical romance #my chem #ilhsm

[rraaaarrl]

meanwhile, Cigna is once again rejecting my presription, or rather half of it. My GP split the dosage increase between two prescriptions because apparently that is the known workaround for getting Wellbutrin at 450mg covered by Cigna. And what they do? Reject the 300mg and fill the 150mg. Meaning I will now be screwed and can't even get the usual 300mg I've been on.

But I guess that's the way it works. Some number-crunching assholes get to decide my quality of life now. I guess it's just my fault for being depressed, and having hard-to-medicate depression. This is my fucking punishment. Maybe I should think happier thoughts!!

Fuck you Cigna. And fuck you, most of all, 'Merrica.

#txt #i hope all c suite cigna bros get agonizing and untreatable cancer #or drown in boating accidents on their fancy yachts #or spontaneously combust #if it gets so bad I get suicidal thats on you cigna #that's blood on your hands #fuck you cigna #fuck corporations #fuck private health insurance #what a fucking joke this country is

[anotherpapercut]

is anyone else just trying to keep it together and finding that it gets a little harder when it never gets better or is it just me and that guy from fall out boy

#oh my god also when travie mccoy said #'i can feel my heart beating harder and harder and harder and the skin on my chest getting tighter and tighter #until i just-until i just fuckin spontaneously combust' #i felt that #fob #pete wentz

[juicyreptile]

Jack Harkness, the most offended he's ever been or will be in his life: You telling me that there were TWO Doctors in the same place, at the same time, both with barely any clothes on, doing strenuous activities, and NOT A SINGLE PERSON INVITED ME??

#jack harkness #doctor who #doctor who spoilers #dw 60th #fourteenth doctor #fifteenth doctor #lets be real tho if jack was there 15 would have gone up and kissed him full on the lips #and jack would have had three simultaneous heart attacks a brain aneurysm and spontaneously combust at once and be out for a week straight

[allergictolife09]

asagiri hasn't given us the age 17 light novel yet because he knows that peak skk is too gay to explain to the publishers

#also too gay for us to handle #80% of the fandom would spontaneously combust #myself included #bsd #bungou stray dogs #skk #soukoku #thoughts

[mo-mode]

We’ve all heard of mansplaining. Now get ready for: PJO book purist-splaining. It’s like mansplaining, but every time you even think about liking a change made in the show, they jump down your throat with “ACTUALLY in the books…” because the show is “doing it all wrong” and the change is “so out of character” and “doesn’t even make sense :/”

#I know I’m hitting a wasps nest like a piñata rn just let me go out with a bang #reason for this post: #I’m currently being jumped by the book purists in like half of my silly little headcanons #‘but in the books’ yeah i know i read them too #I’m convinced that if they don’t ‘correct’ you then they’ll spontaneously combust on the spot #blink twice if you need help #if you like the books so much then go read those instead of my blog thanks #percy jackson #pjo #percy jackon and the olympians #percy jackson and the olympians #pjo tv show #pjo spoilers #percy jackson tv show #percy jackson the lightning thief #pjo series

[kris-py-president]

I keep thinking about Mobius noticing Loki acting different. About how he was the ONLY one who noticed, and he wasn't calm and collected about it. He grabbed hold of Loki's suit and didn't let go, because touch is how they communicate seriousness. He said what the SHIT are you doing Loki? What the shit are you going to do? This is *not* how you normally act and you're scaring me.

#the brainrot is real #loki tv show #loki season 2 #lokius #loki #marvel #tom hiddleston #owen wilson #genuinely the ending had me in tears #i cant think about it for too long #or ill spontaneously combust #this might make me go watch the deadpool movie lmao

[heyimboredtalktome]

if this isn't the face of someone looking at a person they are deeply in love with then idk what is thank u for coming to my ted talk

#loki #if he looked at mobius any more lovingly #mobius could just spontaneously combust or something #like #just look at those eyes #he looks so content 🥹 #crying sobbing screaming #queerbait so good it actually gives u hope #UGH they're so cute #lokius #loki laufeyson #mobius m mobius #mobius #loki season 2 #loki series

[noodles-and-tea]

parentlock for the soul?

His dear Watson <\3

#going feral over them currently #he’s just so GENTLE WITH HER #have mercy on John’s soul when he walks in to the flat to see this #I for one would probably spontaneously combust :) #my art #ask #sherlock holmes #johnlock #john watson #sherlock #bbc sherlock #Rosie Watson #parentlock

[scrambledslut]

#why you making that face😓😓😓😓😓 #i could never look him in the eyes #i would spontaneously combust #he’s a puppy #pedro pascal #javier peña #javier pena #narcos #pedrohub #pedro pascal x reader #pedro pascal x y/n #javier pena x reader #javier pena x y/n #javier pena imagine

[crumb]

SPONTANEOUS COMBUSTION 1989 | dir. Tobe Hooper

#spontaneous combustion #tobe hooper #brad dourif #horroredit #horrorgifs #horrorfilmgifs #userhorroredits #classichorrorblog #societyclub #junkfooddaily #crumbedit

[cosmic-seer]

Taking this concept and put a spin on it.

#it’s messy but here we are #you ever rizz someone into being confident enough to lowkey confess #highkey???? #maybe kinda sorta planning a companion fic #MAYBE #deadass think he would spontaneously combust the first time this happened #but then would rise immediately from those ashes with a confidence he’d never thought he’d feel again #and bam #there would be no grace to it though #dipplinshipping #kieran pokemon #kieran x juliana #juliana pokemon #juliana X kieran #@dipplinduo #this one’s for you #cosmicseerart #cosmic draws

[steviesbicrisis]

Since I’m loving the concept of “accidental husbands”, I present you Steve being tired of his family assuming his relationship with Eddie is just a phase and he will marry some girl in the future, so he starts referring to Eddie as his husband.

He enjoys his parents’ outraged reaction so he keeps doing it until it becomes normal for him and one day he’s doing something as simple as ordering take out and Steve says “oh, and my husband will have…” with Eddie next to him.

Steve doesn’t even notice what he just said but oh boy, Eddie does.

#Steve turns around and Eddie is rolling on the bed with his face covered #giggling like a teenage girl #and Steve is like wtf is wrong with you #and Eddie is like ‘ask my husband’ #and Steve is close to spontaneous combustion #idiots in love #Steddie #headcanons #Steddie headcanon

[soupdweller]

day 29: apart.

#“help me” #if the style looks different its cos im away from home and have no access to my usual software and equipment :') #i get so stressed drawing on android. and idk how to use krita :') *implodes* #*insert this is fine meme* #*spontaneously combusts* #ill be back to my usual stuff in a few days #dca promptober #my art #moondrop #fnaf dca #fnaf daycare attendant #fnaf moon #daycare attendant #dca fandom #fnaf sb #fnaf security breach #fnaf

[scarila]

Lae'zel of K'liir my beloved

#been obsessed by this game since the past 2 months. had to draw best girl or i'd spontaneously combust #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #lae'zel #baldur's gate iii #githyanki #my art