as a white person i can confirm that cheese is basically like god and life to me. i can be baited with cheese 100% of the time. i will tunnelvision a wedge of sharp cheddar from the other side of the room in any and every setting
funniest character dynamic in the world to me is when you have one guy knows hes gay but doesnt realise hes in love with his best friend and another guy who knows hes in love with his best friend but does not know hes gay
You just know in high school he would attempt to sweet talk the older women in admin when he’d be sent to the office for some shit he pulled or coming in late for a tardy slip on the days he bothered to show up.
Simon saying “i got a thing for dyke bitches” (& other questionable phrases) is proof of two things (imo!)
1. He’s a fuckin idiot (💖) edgelord who loves saying wild shit just to see what kind of reaction he can get out of people. Patty barely reacting to his shenanigans, at least not in the way people usually do, is the third time (& not the last time) he falls in love with her. (Second time was when she giggled and said “you’re funny” in the alleyway behind the pet shop. First time was when he read her songs/love poem letters and saw her saucy polaroids before officially meeting.)
2. He’s either had boypussy before and loved it or if given the opportunity would go fuckin insane for it.
girls with hooves 🫶 girls who freeze when vehicles come towards them at high speeds 💖 girls with antlers 🥰 girls who travel in herds of 5 to 6 individuals 💕