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this post is getting likes again. thank you Chappell Roan

sdv Haley is a lesbian and i will die on that hill.

#i was way ahead of the curve #over a YEAR ahead of the curve damn #glad people are coming round to the truth now #welcome all new lesbian haley truthers #it is real and true. #i love haley with all my heart <3 #i always have and always will <3 #stardew valley #sdv #haley sdv #sdv haley #haley stardew valley #good luck babe #chappell roan

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was stocking white zinfandel at work and i have not stopped thinking about Robert Small since

#gonna play dream daddy again now #for the billionth bloody time #it’s too good #robert small loml #side note: white zinfandel isn’t white????! #it’s pink bro #crazy times #dream daddy #robert small #dream daddy robert

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ever since craig said he thinks rimmer and lister are married in a parallel universe i haven’t stopped thinking about old married rimster . they consume my every waking thought ok (also these pieces look different because they were drawn on different days lmao)

#IM GOING INSANE OVER THISSSS #op ur incredible #old married rimster are on my brain 24/7 #<3 #red dwarf #rimster

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i’ve never engaged in elden ring other than watching RTGame play it but…

Crucible Knight x Misbegotten Warrior

#i’m going crazy fr this time #like my current mental state could definitely qualify for a diagnosis #but i truly believe in my statement #hiii elden ring people who are about to call me insane #elden ring #crucible knight #misbegotten warrior

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anyone ever think about how collectively the aces ultimate goal is to die because . boy do i

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I'm so normal about this show that I'm totally not thinking about the fact that during season 3 of Red Dwarf Lister has what seems to be a smegging ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW POSTER HUNG UP ON HIS BUNK??? THE QUEER CULT CLASSIC??? LISTER I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE.

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do you know what i find crazy? yeehan is more popular than reaper76.

like i adore them both but before i started reading ow fanfic i assumed reaper76 would have so many more fics, but yeehan has more. and the 4(?) most kudos’d reaper76 fics are all yeehan fics first. justice for the sad old angsty gays i say.

everyone send me ur fav reaper76 fics i am in dire need of some angst. with a happy ending maybe

#btw idk if i’m actually right #like idk if yeehan is more popular #but according to ao3 it is!! #and i don’t think that’s fair. #maybe im bias bc old gays are my fav ships #but oh well #yeehan still has my heart btw <3 #btw is it yeehan or mchanzo?? #like ik it’s both but which is more popular?? #i prefer yeehan over mchanzo #mchanzo sounds like a mcdonald’s sex offenders register #overwatch #reaper76 #jack morrison #gabriel reyes #reaper overwatch #soldier 76 #yeehan #mchanzo

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i love when Craig Charles plays a song that just sounds like something Lister would love

#he was doing a live in session and conversation with divorce!!!!! #legit one of my fav bands ever!!!! #with craig charles!!!! #lister!!!!! #crossover of the century #its crazy that i listen to the radio every bc of craig charles #like i’m 18 and i’m listening to bbc radio 6 #i am my fathers child fr #red dwarf #craig charles #dave lister

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hi guys i am reaper76 brainrotted rn

#every night it’s a new ow ship apparently #get ready for junkmetra tomorrow #overwatch ships so good it’s got me wanting to read straight fanfic #brain replaced by sad gay soldiers #reaper76 actually makes my chest physically ache like they pain me #so much angst so much yearning #i need to read some fanfic asap #but i gotta finish the yeehan one first #yeehan is still my top priority rn #but reaper76 aarghhh!!!!!!!!!! #reaper76 #overwatch #gabriel reyes #jack morrison #soldier 76 #reaper overwatch

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hi guys i am yeehan brainrotted rn

#not even just yeehan just ow in general #but mainly yeehan #with a smidge of reaper76 #i’ve been playing ow obsessively for the past month and now i’m onto the fanfics #currently halfway through “hang the fool” on ao3 it is INCREDIBLE #i saw a piece of yeehan art on tiktok this morning i think that’s what’s spurred it on #anyway brainrot commencing hey overwatch besties #(i’m fixating on Peaceamaker and Overwatch rn i feel like a 14 year old boy) #overwatch #yeehan #hanzo shimada #cole cassidy #jesse mccree

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the first thing that comes out of Augie’s mouth in Peacemaker is homophobia. every other line he says in homophobic. i’m so convinced that Chris is bisexual but bc of his asshole of a father he has repressed it for his whole life.

s2 Peacemaker bi arc when?????

#he already has threesomes with Vig like come on #Peacemaker is so queercoded idc what anyone else thinks #yes i’m rewatching Peacemaker finally #it’s so good i’m so obsessed #i need s2 right now #Vigilante come back to me i miss you ❤️ #Peacemaker #John Cena #christopher smith

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aroace rimmer save me.... aroace rimmer....save me aroace rimmer

#me when he is literally me #aroace rimmer so true #literally me #red dwarf #arnold rimmer

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i really was on to something here,,

#i don’t know what it means #but it means something #something somethinf.. mobeen and harper gay??? #so true me #mobeen x harper #man like mobeen #officer harper #perry fitzpatrick #guz khan #(ik it really means nothing but it could.)

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Billy Harris once again doing GOD’S WORK by posting beautiful pictures of James Lance.

#billy harris we love you #you truly art holier than thou #THANK YOU BILLY HARRIS #I LOVE JAMES LANCE #he’s such a gorgeous beautiful man #he is all i could ever want #james lance loml #james lance #billy harris #trent crimm #ted lasso

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trent crimm reference at work (a well respected man by The Kinks is playing)

#it is the trent crimm song #he is a well respected man #he likes his fags the best #real lyric from the song #gotta love it #AAAAHHHH #trent crimm you will always be famous in my heart #trent crimm #ted lasso #james lance

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i’m rewatching Red Dwarf seasons X-XII and omg i forgot how married old Rimmer and Lister are i love it

#old married gays fr my favourite trope #i love it #like they’re agitated boyfriends in the original seasons #and full blown unimpressed husbands in the new seasons #I love them sm <33 #red dwarf #rimster #arnold rimmer #dave lister

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i really wanna see a rewrite of Red Dwarf IV: 1 “Camille” where Rimmer sees her as a man and has a full blown crisis after finding out she’s a pleasure gelf

#i’d write it myself but i don’t think it’d be that good #but i think it’s a great idea #if anyone wants to write this please go ahead #just make sure to show me!! #AAHHH i’m so smart #red dwarf #arnold rimmer