#im not even joking

[tsukimara]

Me when I saw Arlecchino:

#⁀➴tsukimara #⁀➴Random post #arlecchino #arlecchino x reader #im not even joking #I need more primo for her #WAIT FOR ME PLSS

[philocalistwrites]

I'm going fucking feral

#lisa ann walter #melissa schemmenti #abbott elementary #im going to go feral #im not even joking #SHE LOOKS SO GOOD #BETWEEN HER AND HANNAH WADDINGHAM I AM GOING TO GO INSANE #THE HAIR #THE DRESS #THE GLOVES #In love #actually #i will literally melt #or spontaneously combust #or both #probably both #golden globes #women

[lasesmed]

Playing Celeste is kind of wild to me as a 23 year old

Celeste's thesis statement seems to be the exact same as the coping mechanism I came up with when I was 15

Which is that dealing with negative emotions becomes a lot easier when you stop seeing that part of you as an adversary, and instead start seeing her as just a scared girl who doesn't want to get hurt, and deals with that in potentially harmful ways.

And also she's really cute and you want to kiss her and have sex with her

#celeste #im not even joking #i started visualizing myself as three distinct entities #maria lorelei and lilith #where maria is the traditional angel #lorelei is my core me #and lilith is a literal actual succubus with childbearing hips #lilith is super paranoid and self sabotaging bc she doesnt want to get hurt

[themeridian]

guys im only staying quiet about the new gavin audio because i am a feral monster and completely not normal and do not need that in public thank you very much

#im not even joking #redacted audio #redacted asmr #redactedverse #meridians hyperfixations✨ #redacted gavin #redacted april fooliverse #redacted fooliverse

[vincastarr]

Little useless complain, but why is Anya almost never portrayed as someone smart as a teenager/adult in fanfics? I know her current character is quite dumb, but she's not even 6. I keep reading works of her being portrayed as this dumb girl with no proper use of language or common sense WHY?

#spy family #spy x family #fanfic #fanfics #sxf fanfic #anya forger #damian desmond #why does this always happen #im not even joking #WHY #ANYA CAN BE SMART I SWEAR

[aroace-cat-lady]

I have like a hundred problems and more aspec rep would solve at least 95 of them

#im not even joking #aspec culture #aroacespec #asexual aromantic #asexual spectrum #asexuality #ace #aro #asexual #aromantic #ace community #aro community #actually aromantic #aromantic pride #aromance #aromanticism #ace representation #aro ace #ace pride #ace spectrum #ace stuff #ace spec #aromantic asexual #actually asexual #asexual community #asexual positivity #aroace positivity #actually aroace #aroace pride #aroace

[svnflowermoon]

sad? reread heartstopper. happy? reread heartstopper. lonely? reread heartstopper. bored? reread heartstopper.

#heartstopper #nick and charlie #osmanverse #pride #alice oseman #im not even joking #it's a coping mechanism atp #the amount of times ive read it-

[uglly-rodent]

This is probably my favorite rocket scene in the entire guardians trilogy

#im not even joking #guardians of the galaxy #gotg #rocket raccoon #did you have a good sleep rocky?

[qzse-rtv]

Hey guys mission cancelled i cant fix her

#girlblogging #it's out of my reach #sorry #qzpost #im not even joking

[autism-affirmations]

stimming isn't enough anymore i need to explode

#sometimes you just gotta break things #does anyone have recs of things to break #im not even joking #actually autistic #autism #autism memes #autistic #affirmations #autism affirmation #adhd #adhd memes #spd #sensory processing disorder #stim toys #stim #stimming

[goldenpinof]

the amount of things still being referenced from these 3 pinofs is INSANE

#im not even joking #dan and phil #gamingmas 2023

[gigglemite]

Lineart Kaeya that I'm scared to add color to because I always ruin my art that way 😭😭

#gigglemite #im so bad at coloring #im not even joking #shading? #rendering? #we dont know her #genshin impact #genshin fanart #kaeya #kaeya genshin impact #kaeya alberich #kaeya art

[walnutmistjamie]

★★★★★ "You're not gonna want just the TIP with this server!" ★★★★★ "No thoughts just fuck" ★★★★★ "come for the come stay for the come" ★★★★★ "Ever thought about Roy Kent as a Catholic priest? (TIP: Jesus got nailed so you could get nasty)" ★★★★★ "5/5 marmalade sandwiches"

Do you want to talk about how Roy & Jamie are completely obsessed with each other? Do you want to make friends for life? Do you want to get over your writer's block? Do you want to play with the cutest turtle all day long? Do you want to see the coolest gifs? Join us on This Is Perverse: https://discord.gg/royjamie .

#roy x jamie #royjamie #*mine: gifs #jamie tartt #roy kent #im not even joking #i love these people #if you like my gifs here you'll like them even more there #just sayin'

[brainrot-mx]

*SPOILERS FOR NOVEL* bro... dark elf Alberu and priest disguise Cale...

What if. What if they just hung out. Go to a meeting in somewhere, undercover and spying. Imagine. The dark and light. bro.

Okay, I cant talk abt this like a normal person, but I'll try. The notion in the LCF world that Dark Elves are bad because they use dead mana and they're shunned by the sun god (well, were), and then a Dark Elf shows up with the priest that established the Sun God twins in Mogoru Empire.

Light and Dark. Not only do they make a weird but blinding pair, they also defy literally everything the Church of the Sun God have said. As they walk through the streets of the new Mogoru, they make heads turn.

A priest with long, silky white hair and eyes as blue as the sky. His robes flow around him and they touch the ground, so it looks like he floats wherever he goes. His steps light as feathers and his smile radiates warmth and comfort.

Behind the priest walks a majestic man, buffer and slightly taller. He carries himself with grace and poise, reminiscent of a noble. Half of his face is covered with a black see-through fabric, but just looking at his eyes can tell a person that he is handsome.

(There is a few fanarts I've seen of them, but I do not know the owners so I won't post them here. Feel free to look for some! This duo is my fav)

#cale would cry if he read that description of his priest disguise #im not even joking #he'd call me Cloppeh2 #lcf #cale henituse #lout of the count’s family #manhua #manhwa #trash of the counts family #lcf cale #tcf #alver crossman #lcf alver #alberu crossman #tcf alberu #disguise #priest #Cale priest disguise #dark elf #dark elf alberu #novel #novel spoilers

[allastoredeer]

HOOOOO boy, I'm hashing out the plot/plan I have for "Just Kiss Already," and there are so many things I'm excited to get into. God, I fucking LOVE storytelling 😩It's literally my cocaine. I am orbiting Saturn right now. That's how high I am.

#AHHHHHH #I LOVE WRITING #I LOVE TELLING STORIES #I LOVE WEAVING THINGS TOGETHER #GUYS I LOVE STORYTELLING SO MUCH IM GOING TO EAT THROUGH MY OWN COMPUTER #FUUUUCK THERE IS LITERALLY NOTHING BETTER THAN WRITING #IM NOT EVEN JOKING #STORIES STORIES STORIES STORIES STORIES #just kiss already

[kawaiialeisha]

i am never doing this again

thank you @sleepyzuku for giving the heights because without it this wouldn)t exist and I don’t know if that a good thing or a bad thing

#welcome home #welcome home fanart #welcome home meme #wally darling #help #please #it’s 3am #im not even joking #this took 3 hours #my art