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Eclipse? Little Star? Are you still fighting? Just a little bit more, hun, then you'll get some rest. -🐟 Anon
*renewed struggling from being in pain (but not pulled in yet by Sun)* I won’t…get that star…I won’t…I can’t… *struggling to stop Creator’s control* I can’t. *crying while he struggles* I want a boyfriend. I want a family. I want a baby! I need to win! *shoves through to control for a second but gets flung back from it again* I need to…I have to… -Eclipse🧡
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infinityactual · 2 years
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If this day gets any more fucked I'm going to be the world's first one-person China Syndrome.
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ayautjaslover · 7 months
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hii could you write about s/o who was training with her elder yautja bf and they are very tired so the yautja gives them massages on the bed please and ty!
Training With An Elder
OH MY LAWD YES I CAN I LOVE THIS IDEA!!! (Also first ask ahhhhsjjdjdjd thank you!)
Attaching the final part of your armour, you fitted the large helmet to your head, the custom padding providing a soft layer for comfort and breathability. Finally being lowered into the pit after multiple months of training ,you felt nervous, almost giddy. Knowing that your elder mate had finally deemed you capable of fighting and beating the serpents that they use to test and train.
Your devout mate had spent hours schooling and testing you on how the weaponries, helmets and general armour work. Along with hand to hand combat and techniques you use to scan for and hunt down prey with the utmost efficiency.
I mean who would be better to teach you then an elder yautja themselves? Not only are they your mate, they know your body and how your mind works, enabling them to tailor your training to you specially.
Before you began your descent down to the pit your mate had given you a small overview of what was going to happen. Though they'd be coaching you through the auditory systems they thought it would be best to remind you. Though the look of pure pride they held when they saw you clad in the armour was all the encouragement you needed.
Bringing you out of your thoughts you felt the hard metal stage you were on halt and cement itself into the ground beneath. Upon this a loud click sounded throughout the area followed by your mates gravelly voice.
"Situate yourself then scan your surroundings, a skilled yautja hunter never lets any detail slip and you are no different my little ooman."
Helmet activated, you scan the area, noticing the distinct heat signals the serpents were giving off and the subtle outlines of two yautja hunters above. Definitely there to keep watch and jump in if need be, though you deflated a little at this you knew better then to question it. Your mate was only looking out for you.
"Now, the serpents are going to be released soon so stay on guard and be vigilant. I have faith in you."
And with that came silence, assuming they were using the element of surprise to keep you on your toes you continued taking in what was around you and kept an eye on the heat signals from above.
A few seconds later there was a sharp hiss to your right, you trudged forwards and slashed at the serpent's throat. It put up a fight by lunging at you in a weak attempt to get a hold of your arm but you swiftly blocked it. Enclosing your hand around its neck you snapped the windpipe before letting it fall to the floor.
You continued in a similar fashion beating down each Lythe serpent that dared to strike in your direction. Soon enough you had completed the task at hand. Choosing not to relax just yet you scanned the surrounding location once more checking for any remaining serpent heat signals.
"You have completed the task dear ooman, please step back on the stage and we'll bring you up."
Your mate's voice rang through the system instilling a sense of comfort in you. Your muscles were beginning to ache and eyes droop, no matter how many times you wore this goddamn armour you never got used to the way it seemed to drag you down once you'd completed a fight.
You stood there on the stage waiting and wanting for nothing more than to curl up into the soft pelts of your bed and succumb to the hands of your mate as he gives you a massage. He'd done it for you previously and the way his strong hands effortlessly soothed and unravelled the tight muscles of your back and shoulders was nothing short of heavenly.
Without delay the stage cracked to life and started ascending up to the large waiting room. Stepping off and moving towards the bench you began stripping off your armour and stretching.
Hearing the distinct sound of your mate's loud steps which could be likened to that of small bombs you turned to the door as it opened. Stepping forward you smiled up at your mate before wrapping both of your arms around his sturdy torso, sighing Into the fabric of his sheer clothing.
"How did I do? Is there anything I should improve on?" You speak tiredly tracing patterns on his skin.
"Well we're going to have to do more training for your first hunt. I've decided that you'll be coming with me and hunting alongside some of the youngbloods I've been training."
At his words you instantly perk up all the previous tiredness your eyes held before gone.
"My first hunt? I'm going to be accompanying you?"
"Yes little one" your mate says with a look of adoration in his eyes.
Pulling you back into him he wraps his arms around your much smaller frame before bending down to give his version of a "kiss" which includes softly moving his mandibles against your skin.
"Let's get you back to our room, little one, clean you up and relax those muscles of yours." And with a few loving clicks he's already leading you there with large clawed fingers intertwined with your own.
Upon arrival your mate drew you a bath adding in a few soaps here and there and arranging the various shampoos and oils you've collected before calling you in.
Stripping you of your clothing, your mate tied your hair up and out of your face before placing a few light kisses to your cheek and shoulders. Running a clawed hand down your back and snaking their arms around your waist.
"I'm very proud of you little ooman. You've brought honour to me, yourself and our relationship by your actions today. Showing your strengths has gained you respect amongst my kind." They spoke fondly.
Unwrapping their arms they picked you up bridal style before placing you in the large tub. Cupping their hands they began to drench your hair before applying your shampoo, taking special care when lathering the soapy substance and massaging it in.
Letting their claws graze your scalp they wash it out with the shower head then add some conditioner. Pinning the slick hair up to let it set your mate turns their attention to your body, taking a natural rose soap bar and lathering it between their hands before gently gliding the bubbles across your skin, cleaning away any sweat or blood from serpents and leaving your skin hydrated and soft.
Returning their attention back to your hair after washing the suds off your body they begin to repeat their previous actions, raking their hands through the now silky hair your mate continued to wash off and massage the delicate strands. Finally finished they told you to wait before walking out of the room.
"I'll be back in a second little one, you just relax."
Re-entering the large bathroom you see that your lovely mate is holding a board full of what looks to be juicy fruit and a small glass of C'ntlip with clips on the edges to attach to the bath. Setting down the board your mate speaks.
"You must be at least a little hungry ooman. Eat some, we'll make a full feast later."
"Oh what did I do to deserve you." You said picking up a soft and squishy orange fruit and taking a bite.
"Being yourself" your mate spoke softly, admiring your small bites and facial expressions with a silent admiration.
Taking a sip of the C'ntlip the fruit your lover gave you was long gone. It was the most deliciously refreshing thing you'd ever tasted. Your mate had introduced you to a lot of things over the years you two had spent together but this and himself were by far your favourites.
"Ready to get out? You'll turn into- what do humans call it. Prunes?" Your mate said, sounding strange mixing yautja with the foreign word.
Giving him a giggle you said yes before placing your C'ntlip down and getting out of the tub beginning to dry and moisturise your body.
Deciding against clothes you slowly walked into the room, lying down on the soft pelts and letting out an exhale. By the gods, your mate really does spoil you. Turning onto your back you buried your face further into the pelts.
Hearing your mate walk back In from the kitchen you stuck your hand out reaching for their own before attempting to pull them onto the bed with you.
"I'm so tired" you yawned through your words.
Softly taking your hand off of their own, your mate positioned themselves above you sitting on your legs to ground themselves. Not enough to crush you, just a comfortable weight.
"Let me massage some of your muscles, you're still tense. I can feel it."
Not waiting for a reply, your mate got to work. Smoothing their hands over your moisturised skin. Applying a pleasant amount of pressure onto each muscle and moving in a soothing motion. This feeling mixed with the C'ntlip was enough for you to let out a few mewls here and there.
"Enjoying yourself little ooman?" Your mate let out a few fast and high pitched clicks lovingly laughing at your little sighs.
You only let out a groan in response, your mates hands seemingly rendering you speechless.
Finishing up the unravelling of your muscles your mate pushed himself off of your legs and lay himself down besides you, taking your plush body into his arms once again and nuzzling your hair clicking in contentment.
"I love you" you spoke softly, his body warmth lulling you to sleep.
"I love you too dear ooman"
The sound of your mate's deep voice was the last thing you heard before falling into a deep slumber.
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This was so fun to write and the fluff in it is absoloutley teethrotting. I LOVE IT! thank you sm to the individual who requested this!!!
(And as always, my requests are open!)
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wroteclassicaly · 4 months
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for kink hour I am so sorry (not really) but s3 of st actually gave me a huge piss kink for Steve after the elevator scene. I don't really know what it is about it but I kinda wanna piss with him? like maybe going on a camping trip and there's no where to go and I watch him piss against a tree and then he watches me go too. if this is too dirty I'm sorrrryyy lol
Lawd have mercy… NEVER be sorry for that! Because… guess what? *whispers* Same.
Warnings: Language, smutty-ish, piss kink, watersports, summer of 1985 Steve, perv!reader/ perv!steve, masturbation, & voyeurism.
This got outta hand. Oops…?
Steve would be the type to not know he’s into it until it literally happens. Sure it’s crossed his mind, because he’s seen a lot if different kinds of porn, read some magazines that venture out of the norm. But when he realizes that you’re into it too, that you’re literally watching him as he struggles to pull himself from the confines of his tight little jeans - he figures he has to piss fast before the hard on kicks in. He isn’t sure he can come back from this kinda animalistic release, not when he licks his lips as you bashfully apologize (knowing you’d be caught), his leg jiggling as he stops, his flow disrupted by the growing hardness. Your eyes have widened and you stutter.
“I didn’t mean - I’m sorry, I just had to go too, and —“
“Then go!” A little flushed with embarrassment, an aching that’s attached itself inside of his bladder and clinging to his ballsack - he snaps too harshly.
You swallow, tears threatening. That’s when his bolder confidence he hadn’t held since highschool bubbled back up. Yeah, he still has it with you…
“Come here a second.”
You’re hesitant, but he hears the crunch of sticks and leaves beneath your worn sneakers. His breathing is heavy, much like the weight of his shaft in his hand. He’s already begun swiping a calloused thumb over the sticky head. You stop behind him, panting visible and heard in the small wooded expanse.
“Steve, are you sure? Are you -“
“Not behind me. Get beside me.”
“Steve…”
“What? You wanted to watch bad enough. And I only perform on the weekends, so you better not miss your chance, sweetheart.”
You aren’t prepared in all of your lifetime to see the defined veins of his wrist, flexing tendons accentuated by the watch, helping his fingers wrap around his massive length. He’s wet, dripping piss and cum, balls drawn up nice and tight.
“Holy fuck…” you’re practically drooling, body propping on the adjacent tree.
“Yeah, kinda hard, pun completely intended, by the way, to piss like this. So if you get hit then that’s not on me.”
“Does this turn you on? I mean, it obviously does if you’re hard, right?” You’re waiting, breath baited and caught with the heave of your rising chest.
“Didn’t really know it did till just now. You’re the one who was watching me.”
“Well you’re the one that’s invited me over here —“
“Oh, fuck…” His voice cuts in with a diaphragm-deep rasp, cutting you off as that first wave sprays from the tip of his cock and splatters onto the tree, some splashing your bare leg. His spare, massive palm splays out and slaps the tree as he struggles to control his flow.
You’ve dug your fist into your t-shirt, balling it up within your grasp, knuckles pressed into your stomach. You swear your heartbeat has fallen into your ass.
“M’ going to. Fuck, I have to. Might make this easier… Can I?” He’s begging, his gentleman questioning clear as his need grows.
You nod. “Touch yourself.”
“Need you to do it too. Show me, please?”
You can’t find it within yourself to fight or have those reservations of insecurity. You’re too fucking horny.
Your shorts and panties come off, arousal strung down to the crotch. You kick them off across the dirt and grass as Steve jacks himself with his never ending flow, that’s coming in spurts again. You aren’t sure you can hold yourself up, so you resort to leaning back against the tree and parting yourself, unable to hold it back as your stream takes over, soaking the ground below, your creamy wetness mixing in. You’d be embarrassed if you weren’t so gone.
“Take your tits out.” You obey, shirt and bra cups raised, and you immediately grab your breast, legs spreading wider.
“Shit, I’m close, babe. So fuckin’ close.”
// Eat me paragraph //
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sukunasweetheart · 5 months
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NO BECAUSE SUKU IS GENUINELY A VERY INTERESTING CHARACTER
A lot of people say that he's evil for the sake of being evil but I don't necessarily agree. I think that description fits Mahito so much more, considering the fact that he went out of his way to be a menace and curse to others. He actively chose to do evil deeds to cause pain. Evil for the sake of being evil.
Sukuna doesn't care enough about others to actively cause them pain. He, quite literally, does whatever he pleases because he sees himself as the most important. And a lot of his actions just happen to be evil. But it's much different than in Mahito's case. If he wants to traumatise Yuji, he will. If he wants to praise someone for being strong, he will. If he wants to be a goofy silly kitty, he will. Just cause he can.
I think it's an important distinction
THIS THIS THIS THIS THISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
oh my goodness :( u read my mind so good, likee literally... sukuna DOES NOT CARE enough to tamper with someone's emotions (the exception being yuuji! i wonder what the two's connection is...) i may be a fan of bully!sukuna in au fics BUT i really dont depict canon sukuna to be fond of picking on the weakest people, in fact, he hates them so much that he doesnt even bat an eye towards such individuals. he truly thinks that they are boring and not even worth that kind of time.
that is not to say he doesnt like bullying those weaker than him (see with jogo, and megumi in s1) but he really does not give a fuck abt those that cannot even put up a decent fight against him!!! he just offs them quite painlessly if they dont act accordingly around him haha
that, and the way even his horrendously evil actions ooze so much charisma... sukuna is DRENCHED in natural charm and swagger, there is no one that comes close to the presence he holds (in my personal opinion). the tiny mannerisms he does, like the hands in his pockets, his natural and relaxed stances, he always just has that sense of composure around him.
and yet also... i see that sukuna isnt afraid to show his expressions of surprise/shock/goofiness, which i think gives him a lot of that flavourrr,,, like he isnt a boring villain, always having the same smirk or neutral face. i liked seeing him get thrashed around too and struggle against gojo!!! AWOO my sadist heart was jumping for joy.. he is not afraid to TANK hits and eat those punches up... (something throbs in me whenever i see sukuna get punched or bloodied)
he literally just does what he wants, when he wants. he fr cares abt nothing other than himself... the WELL BACKED UP confidence... the way he's just a man acting on his whims and whatever he's in the mood for. lawd have mercy, i could talk about him forever but i will stop here LMFAO
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shinycrybaby · 10 months
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Hi Mati! I have a request :)
Could you do a tokyo rev x reader(any of the guys is fine) related to ballet? My hc is that out of all the guys mikey or rindou can do ballet (just a random one since I think those 2 are pretty flexible) Maybe some fluff with them fooling around in the studio with y/n or angst related to the dark side of ballet (eating disorders, body image issues, injuries etc)
Thanks!
TR Boys who ballet
Characters: Manjiro Sano, Haitani Rindou, Imaushi Wakasa, Inui Seishu
Genre/Tags: Fluff, A bit angsty on Rindou, Established relationship, Kinda no-gangs AU
Warnings: There might be some typos since I wrote this when I was sleepy, implied or referenced bullying on Rindou's part, (let me know if I missed something!)
A/N: I didn't actually expect to receive a request 😭 what I had in mind was something like headcanons but ig this is fine too.
Also, dear anon, I hope you don't mind. Since I'm not really that knowledgeable with ballet, I kind of just went over the general things or from what I know. I can't write or come up with something angsty for your suggestion like the body image one ajdjfjsksbc I really do hope you don't mind 🥹 and I hope you enjoy reading too!
Sano Manjiro / Mikey
He’s absolutely giving me vibes that he enrolled to a ballet class just for shits and giggles back when he was young, because you and Keisuke would tease him about being so good at the dojo that maybe he should start looking for other things to do.
But then Mikey actually took interest in it. And he actually slayed it.
You, Keisuke and Haruchiyo, along with the Sano family would watch him when he’s got recitals or performances. (Baji would cheer as if he’s watching a fight or something).
When you eventually got into a relationship with Mikey. Oh lawd. He would use his flexibility to his advantage.
You know that one meme where the person would kabedon someone but with their legs. IT’S MIKEY 😭
Mans legit would trap you in a corner with his perfect split, you don’t even know if you’d die of embarrassment or feel butterflies from it.
But when it’s serious time, he’d actually reserve a dance room for at least a few hours. He’d invite you to watch him practice, or give you a private performance that actually makes you smile at him with pride.
If you’re both in the mood for it, he’d even teach you a thing or two. Inviting you to stretch with him and then he’d be all up your personal space trying to teach you.
When you get some basics down, he’d lead you to dance with him, guiding you and then whispering to be careful with your feet because he knows how much it would hurt especially if you’re not a ballet dancer.
If you are, then it just makes things easier. It’s dance after dance with him. It’s kind of like your thing with Mikey. There’s nothing more intimate for the two of you than dancing closely to each other. Feeling each other’s movements and soul to the sound playing on the speakers
Haitani Rindou
I actually think that Rin would be the kind to do both gymnastics and ballet. (Of course, he’d still be doing some martial arts.)
We already know how flexible he is. Back then his teachers would actually be surprised, thinking he’s a natural at what he does. (He is)
Among the Haitani brothers, Rin is actually much quieter, or rather, reserved.
He’s confident, of course, but definitely quiet about it.
And since he’s quiet about some things, it took you quite some time to figure out that something was bothering your boyfriend, Rindou.
You’d soon find out his insecurities about being a male ballet dancer. All of which stemmed from his classmates at school.
Rindou would of course have fought back, but he’d promised you then to not get into any trouble, because he knows how worried you will be for him, not knowing that the situation now has made you double your worries for him, along with some anger thrown at the guys who even dared of saying bad things to him.
Your priority however will always be Rin, so after finding out about his insecurities and the stigma that he was facing at school, time with him were either spent with you reassuring him, or validating his feelings, or giving your all to make him feel loved and appreciated.
Rindou would never find out, but you and Ran had plotted and tracked down the guys who’d called him names and even dared of speaking bad about him. They learned a thing or two about ballet too.
Rindou of course started to feel light about your constant reassurance, and he was even surprised when you took some classes with him. Now there’s more time spent together with him, and he’s very happy to teach you about ballet.
He'd even use that time to impress you more. But you're already impressed with him, and absolutely in love from the very start.
Imaushi Wakasa
Another flexible boy. (We’ve all seen how this man literally turns into a fidget spinner with his perfect splits and spinning kicks wigjsjdhsjgi)
Oh, he’s proud. He doesn’t flaunt, but you’ll see it in his eyes how proud he is to be a ballet dancer.
He’d take you shopping for shoes or tights when he needs to replace the worn-out ones.
This man will legit lecture you about the best kind of shoes to wear for ballet. If you have no idea about this kind of stuff, you just give your all to listen to him, because you might pick a thing or two when picking out a gift for him in the future.
When he’s being mocked for being a male ballerina, he won’t hesitate knocking the person down their high horse. If the person doesn’t stop, he might even kick them straight to the face (with grace) — if this happens, please stop him, because we don’t want him potentially going to jail.
Like Mikey and Rindou, Waka would teach you if you’re down to learning at least some basic. He absolutely loves being close to you, so even if you don’t want to learn, he doesn’t mind. He’d instead waltz with you, because again, he loves being close to you.
And on that note, when he has to practice, either for a performance or not, he’d ask you to help him with his stretching.
When he’s got shows, he reserves tickets for you and you don’t miss one of his performances. Of course, you love every second of it, just to watch him in his element. All grace and beauty, that pride wells in your heart whenever you see him on stage.
Inui Seishu
Another beauty and grace.
Please he’s so perfect. 😭 if he rocked and slayed those heels, he wears then he'd be slaying ballet as well. I just know it.
He doesn’t care about other’s opinion with regards to his choice of hobbies. In fact, he'd rub it in their face nonchalantly that he’d achieved more than they ever could.
You, alongside Koko, would also rub it in the haters faces that Inupi is so much more better than them. In the most derogatory way that had others looking down in shame because you guys are right.
Inupi, like Mikey, uses his skills to his advantage when it comes to you. Let’s not ignore the fact that Inupi can be very cheeky if he so pleases.
Those times definitely surface when it’s just you two.
When he’s practicing or just stretching and warming up, he’ll shamelessly look at you through the mirror while you’re on the other side of the room. He’ll give you “that” look that had you melting into a puddle, all the while he’d grin lazily while doing his splits.
If ever Inupi feels some kind of insecurity with himself, you’d quickly notice from how his dancing becomes different. It’s either stiff, or there’s a distant look on his face.
When this happens, you’d ask him to take a break from dancing, and just listen to him speak all about how he feels.
These slumps usually happen when he’s got a big performance ahead of him, so in times like these, you do nothing but be there for him, until he’s ready and he’s back to his old self. All grace and beauty and that hint of cheekiness he shows around you.
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beiq2y · 1 year
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GENSHIN IMPACT HIGHSCHOOL HEADCANONS ¡! ❞
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: ̗̀➛includes : childe, kaeya, diluc, zhongli, Fischl, razor, Bennet, Kazuha, venti and xiao!
: ̗̀➛warnings : none! Js as usual, horrible attempts of humour by me 😭
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childe;
the bad boy SLAYYY
he’s always getting into fights, but somehow his grades are still so perfect?? according to the people closer to him, he’s actually really nice and u lowkey didn’t believe them.
that is until well.. he saved u frm some creeps in his grade. 
and u found out that hey, he actually isn’t half bad!
u’ve met his siblings and he’s spoiled them absolutely rotten, but in a good way, they’re still the sweetest bundles of joy. (especially teucer!)
kaeya;
BFFS WITH CHILDE. END OF DEBATE.
while childe’s the type to always get into fights and be simped over, kaeya is the cliche flirt and womaniser. He’s not.a playboy however, man has never cheated on anyone and always tries his best not to lead people on, insisting he’s simply “praising the gift of the archons that is women” 
he normally doesn’t participate in fights but, u’ve seen how violent he can get with your own 2 eyes. something about his father and brother, diluc and the fatui.. and what even is the fatui? u’re not sure u want to know. but either way, u’ve decided to stay on his good side for now.
the 2 of them have made it a point to visit you randomly during sch hours and it’s alw so chaotic lawd 😭
diluc;
another hot senior, but he always seems so.. tired. literally whenever u see him, he looks like he’s running on 2h of sleep and a cup of black coffee. 
but.. that doesn’t change the fact that he is LITERALLY ONE OF THE HOTTEST MFS U’VE EVER SEEN.
he’s also pretty smart, and apparently owns some big wine company, so he’s got the cash as well.
U’ve heard rumours about something about him and kaeya going on and if you hadn’t witnessed their little outburst, you doubt you would believe those 2 were ever brothers.
zhongli;
DEFO BFFS WITH DILUC. they are the stressed study buddies. whenever u see them, they’re always having some kind of highly intellectual conversations, that you struggle to keep up. 
he gives off like top student vibes, definitely top in his level and the model student. 
he also gives off tired dad vibes tbh, like the amt of times u’ve seen him chasing after hu tao, xiao, ganyu and all the other is too many to count 
fischl razor and bennet;
UR FAVOURITE JUNIORS IN POETRY AHHH
so how did they end up here again? 
bennet was hell bent on joining some “adventure team” but well, that clearly did not exist and since razor’s only plan was to follow bennet around, their friend fischl(with a vv vivid imagination, you must say) just decided to write down poetry for the 2 of them, since that’s the club that she would be joining.
fischl is amazing at poetry, although the words she chooses can be.. complicated at times.
as for bennet and razor, they’re a little confused, but they’re got the spirit!
u always try ur best to help them with ur senior kazuha, and u’ve honestly developed a bit of a soft spot for them
“meat is good, meat is yummy,” razor starts
“OH OH I GOT IT!“ bennet interrupts
“meat is the most spectacular delicacy ever presented-“ 
“meat is good, meat is yummy, meat always fills my tummy!” benny and razor say at the same time while u and kazu are js watching with LITERAL TEARS IN YOUR EYES.
kazuha;
HOT POETRY SENIOR. I REPEAT. HOT POETRY SENIOR.
so like,, yea. that’s it. he’s ur super cute, kind and sweet senior in poetry and his haikus ARE HEAVENLY. 
he’s always helping u out with ur poems and every single piece of work he guides you on turns out as a masterpiece. 
heck, it’s so good, it could even be counted as free literature tuition! you wouldn’t be surprised if the reason for that A was solely due to him. 
he’s chairperson of the club, and all the teachers love him
venti;
another member of your beloved poetry club! or should i say.. ghost member? he’s never really present during club hours anyways. however, according to kazuha, his audition was one of the best by far?? he’s in your class and is always seen slacking, but his grades are so?? good?? during cca one time u were going to the toilet and caught him singing a song with his lyre, a pretty unique one at rhat and, let’s js say, you got the hype.
i have another headcanon that he would be in choir, but again, ghost member. bro disappears during every single practice but in the middle of every official performance/showcase, he has a slight tendency to well.. drop down from the ceiling hanging from a rope and start singing the chorus at the top of his lungs. 
in fact, this is such a common occurrence that the choir teachers have literally starting planning when he’s going to drop down, and incorporating it in their performance plan !
however, venti (this little shit), unfortunately, found out about this and now drops in at the most randomest of times, sometimes even more than once, and sometimes, with the wrong lyrics too,,
xiao;
the quiet emo kid at the back of the class! he’s that one emo yk, window seat, earpiece(wired ones.) he’s surprisingly smart, tho u doubt he even pays attention during class. 
venti is always seen around him, but you’re kinda starting to doubt if they’re even friends, since it’s usually a one-sided thing, with venti talking while xiao js looks out of the window looking well, emo.
he’s always clinging onto zhongli too, and when u asked him abt it once, he said that he admires zhongli a lot and wishes to be like him!
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a/n : LAWD I WROTE THIS SO LONG AGO AND THE JOKES R SO BAD 😭 also I was thinking of turning this into like a sort of otome (?) as in i write romantic headcanons for each character! (Excluding the minors ofc) what do y’all think abt that? Also feel free to req some characters for part 2 in my ask box!
also I hate the pictures for this but like I couldn’t turn them blue idk I feel like it ruins my theme but wtv
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kourtniwritesagain · 9 months
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All Downhill From Here
A/N: For @nhasablogg because she’s sad, and I can’t have that. 
Alex has never attempted to concentrate harder than he is right now. Henry is currently making his way along Alex’s neck with his lips. There’s tongue and teeth as well. With each passing stroke of lips, teeth, and tongue, Alex loses his composure more and more. Alex worries that Henry is noticing. Alex’s body is tense and he’s twitching his hands. Alex can also feel his heels digging into the bed (which happened to be Henry’s bed, his actual bed in his actual room in Buckingham fucking Palace). Alex tries to control his reactions, but it's hard. It's always hard to control himself whenever Henry is involved.
"Everything ok?" Henry asks. "You're…moving more than usual."
"S'fine. Everything's fine." Alex replies, wincing at how high-pitched his voice is. 
Henry resumes his tortuous path down his neck. 
"F-fuhuck." Alex moans. Because while it tickles like hell, Henry's attention to his neck is also so damn hot. It's not Alex's fault that his body is so damn confused.
Alex can feel Henry grin against his skin. Henry is no longer torturing him with lips, tongue, and teeth. 
"What's wrong, Alexander?" Henry all but breathes the words into Alex's neck. 
Fucker. 
"N-Nothing!" Alex is trying his absolute hardest to keep from scrunching his shoulders up to his chin. 
"You sure? You're awfully tense." 
Every. Damn. Word. Is. Torture.
"Ihihi'm fihiNE!" It comes out as a squeal and while Alex knows he's done for, there's no damn way he's going down without a fight. 
Henry sits up, straddling Alex's hips. He's grinning like a loon.
"You're ticklish."
"No I'm not."
Henry cocks his head to the side. "You sure about that?"
Alex nods. "Positive. You're the ticklish one, not me." Alex, because he has no damn self-preservation apparently, tweaks Henry's hips. It gets Henry to laugh and bend forward, his head hitting Alex's chest. 
"So I can continue my earlier ministrations?" Henry asks, already slotting his face into the crook of Alex's neck. 
"'Ministrations'? Good lawd, dude, you sound like you're straight up from the 1800s. So fucking British."
"Mmm. Yes, I'm quite British. And you're quite ticklish." Henry breathes against Alex's skin. 
Goosebumps erupt all over Alex's body. Alex can feel them from his forehead to his toes. 
"I'm nohot! I swear!" Alex denies. Again, he's not going down without a fight. 
But neither is Henry. 
Henry starts whispering against Alex's neck, moving his head slowly along Alex's collarbone. Alex can only make out some things: "too ticklish for your own good" and "this doesn't bother you?" and "that's a sensitive spot, eh?" Alex blushes at the last one. He can't help it. 
Henry looks up and grins. "You're blushing, sweetheart." 
"No I'm nohohot!" Alex giggles. Fucking giggles. 
"Oh, but you are." Henry says. "You're blushing because it tickles…because you're ticklish"
Alex shakes his head. 
"You're so sensitive along your neck. I bet I could simply brush my nose lightly across your pulse point and those goosebumps from earlier will appear again. Shall we try it?"
Alex knows he's blushing harder now. Henry teasing him is almost too much. And Alex will die before he ever admits he's enjoying every single second of this, but he'll also die if Henry doesn't shut the fuck up and continues. 
Henry's ghosting his lips up Alex's neck once again, but he moves up and up until he's right underneath Alex's ear. Alex whines out a laugh, gripping the bed sheets to keep from knocking Henry away from him. 
"Hen-Henry!" Alex yelps when Henry nibbles at Alex's ear. It fucking tickles!
"Yes?"
Alex can't help but reach up and grab at Henry's arms. He's not stopping the prince, though. If anything, he's just holding on. Henry takes that as an invitation to bring his fingers into the mix. Henry sits up, smirking down at the flushed mess Alex is sure he is, and flutters his fingers all over Alex's collarbones and neck. 
"You dihihick!" Alex fights a bit now, tightening his hold on Henry's arms. 
"Are you going to admit you're ticklish yet?" 
"Never!" Alex laughs when Henry hits that sensitive spot below his ears. Alex can feel the goosebumps again. Each swipe of Henry's stupidly long fingers brings ticklish electricity to shoot through Alex's body. Alex can feel it in other places besides just his neck. It's wholly overwhelming. 
"Alehex, you're ridiculous! You're squirming and blushing and clearly ticklish! Just admit it!" Henry laughs. 
Alex shakes his head. He's no longer hiding his laughter. Although, it's more giggling than outright laughing. He's making high-pitched noises, which only manages to make him more flustered. 
And Henry won't shut the fuck up! 
"That spot by your ear is good, yeah?"
"Oh, now that was a nice sound. Let's make it again, shall we?
"You blush so prettily. Makes me wonder where else I can touch you to elicit the same response."
And on and on it goes, until Alex finally breaks. 
"Okahahay! Ok! You wihin!" Alex is starting to truly fight back now. He's kicking his feet, he's swatting at Henry's hands, he's scrunching his shoulders…
"Are you going to say you're my ticklish little suitor?" Henry asks, eyes alight with mischief. 
"Fuhuck that!" Alex laughs. 
"I'm not stopping until you say that." Henry doubles his efforts. He's abandoned Alex's neck for his ribs and hips now. 
And apparently neck tickles makes Alex a million times more ticklish because he has never shrieked that loud before in his life from being tickled! And June used to get him good when they were younger! 
"You ahahahass!" 
"Say it." Henry sing-songs.
"You're nohohot even thahahat much taller thahahan meeee!" 
"I've got at least five inches on you."
"Four!" Alex cries out, thoroughly offended. 
"Admit you're my ticklish little suitor!" Henry narrows his eyes, leans his head into Alex's neck, and proceeds to tickle his neck with his lips while his hands continue tickling Alex's ribs.
Alex is gone. He's out. He's done. Alex let's out true belly laughter now. He's exhausted at this point, though, and he knows he's defeated. 
"I-I'm your t-ticklish ahahaverage heheheight suitor!" 
Henry begins laughing at that, and he blessedly stops tickling Alex. 
Alex sinks into the bed, panting. 
"You're adorable." Henry plants a kiss on Alex's nose. 
"Fuhuck off." Alex replies, but there's no real heat to it. 
"I can't believe I'm just now finding out you're ticklish. You've been holding out on me." Henry leans down on an elbow, stretching himself out along Alex's side.
"Revenge will be swift and without mercy." Alex tells him. 
Henry's eyes grow wide for a second, but he quickly schools his features. 
"America and England are at war once again." Alex continues. "And America, like last time, will kick England's ass and win."
"Is that so?"
Alex nods. "Yes. It will be a sneak attack. You'll never see it coming. But not tonight because I'm pretty sure I'm about to fall asleep."
Henry laughs. "Of course."
"But it's coming!" Alex promises.
"I've no doubt, sweetheart."
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pippin-pippout · 2 months
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Strawhats are finally going to fight CP9 and
a) Not that I would ever hold anything against Nami but if she can't defeat Kumadori (thank you @weeaboo-god for his name) when she's already defeated Ms. Doublefinger with a less advanced staff then babe what are we doing?
b) WHY THE FUCK does Sanji have to fight the one female agent. Did they know? Was this planned? Was this just fate (Oda) working against us? I know from the intro song they do actually fight but lawd I know I'm gonna have to sit through some shit first.
c) the weird child and her cat are about to save the whole fucking day by accidentally finding a secret passage. The girl has big Luffy energy in that she's excellently chaotic.
d) cannot wait for Zoro to kick fake-long-nose's ass. Avenge the Merry! And tell that fuck he's fired. I kept thinking during their first fight, Zoro can cut through steel - their iron bodies shouldn't be a problem for him.
Edit: "Don't under-estimate a giraffe's limitless destructive power" and then Zoro just calls him lame, while his comrade laughs on (fair, I would too especially at the ear wiggle) and Zoro has a meltdown for insulting an opponent in an unsportsmanlike manner.
Also I do not know japanese at all but it sounded like 'lame' in japanese and his name, Kaku, are really similar. I looked it up and I think lame is Kakko warui so more guy was just fucked from the moment his parent's named him.
Uh oh the giraffe is angy.
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lookismaddict · 1 year
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Lookism Chapter 429 Memes/Thoughts I Have:
(SPOILERS !!! I don’t own any of the Lookism panels and the translations. Only the memes that I made.)
THIS IS SO ADORABLE, LIKE LOOK AT JAMES BEING ALL PROUD OF DANIEL LIKE A BIG BROTHER. 😌💖
Every James Lee simp when they saw this panel:
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Oh LAWD. IT’S THE SOUND OF THE POLICE! 🚔🚔🚔🚔🚔🚔🚔🚔🚔🚔🚔🚔🚔🚔🚔🚔
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NOOOOOOOO!!!JUST LET BIG DEAL GO!!!!! 😫
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Bro, if you don’t get your polka dotted boxers out of my FACE…
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JAKE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING???
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SOMEONE SMACK SOME SENSE INTO THIS MAN! I DON’T WANT HIM TO GET CAUGHT AGAIN!!
OMG JASON, TALK SOME SENSE INTO HIIMMMMM.
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BRO, WHY DOES THIS CHAPTER GOT ME UGLY CRYING???
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Daniel coming in with the CLUTCH. BUT NO PLS, BABY BOY, DON’T GET ARRESTED!! Your mom won’t be happy if you do… 😭
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Daniel got Eugene sweating bruh. 😰
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Or so you thought...
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AYOOOOOOOO???? 👀
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Oh boohoo bro, you won’t get what you want this time. 😑
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AYOOOOOOOOOOO X2 ????
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OMG YES, FINALLY. STEVE HONG GETS TO HELP DANIEL!!!! 
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This is really nice but where’s your son at? We’ve all been missing him. Like PTJ, pls give us a peek at Jay Hong now. We’re basically all DYING to see what he looks like now. 
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This bubblegum haired k-pop dude is so attractive. Not even gonna deny it. 
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UUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!! 😩😩😩😩 THIS PANEL, RIGHT HERE!!!!!!! GODDAMN BRUH, LOOK AT HIM FLEX AND THOSE MUSCLES. THIS MAN IS LITERALLY EYE CANDY FOR ALL OF US.  LIKE HOW CAN BE SO FINE LIKE THAT??? 
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Baby, I’d risk it all just for you. Say less. I’d even go out on a journey to try and find out what’s Victoria’s Secret, if you want me to. I can be your little detective, and anything you want bruv. So pleeeeeaaaaassseee sir.🧎🏽‍♀️🧎🏽‍♀️🧎🏽‍♀️🧎🏽‍♀️
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I’m still in love with this contrast. I was hoping that we would get to see them fight, but I guess PTJ will be saving that sweet scenario for another day. 😔
Wouldn’t you like to know, Eugene?
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H U H...? 👁👄👁
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OMGGGGG, BIG BOOBY MAN IS BACK!!!!! HE LOOKS SO HOT EVEN WHEN HE’S INJURED BADLYYYY. 
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I’M SORRY SAMUEL ASDHFASJDFHASDFHDFJKAS. WE ALWAYS THINK ABOUT YOUR BOOBS FIRST BEFORE YOUR OWN WELL-BEING. (I stg, this is what the Lookism fandom think about first right when they see Samuel Seo.) 
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OH SHIT, THE MOMENT WE’VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR...
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WOOOOOOOO HERE WE GO. NEXT CHAPTER, LET’S HEAR ALL ABOUT THE JUICY DEETS JAMES LEE. WE GET TO FINALLY KNOW WHAT IS WITH THE TWO BODIES THING!! AHHHHHHHH I CAN’T WAIT. FINALLY!!!!!! 😱😱😱😱
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torra-and-the-toons · 8 months
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Lol trying to gather as many references as humanly possible from the minute-long anime-style fight scene and I got this glorious still of Yakko
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Oh lawd he comin'
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spidergutz-writes · 10 months
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What are some fluff hcs that you have for any and all of your handsome boys?? How would you spend a day with them? What are dates each of them would take you on?
meadow! Your spoiling me with all these delicious and amazing ideas!!
I’ll actually probably make this in 2 or 3 parts just so I can fit all mah bois :) (if requested, I will also add in some of my favorite gals!)
RED GUY:
Hand holding to the max!!
could be watching the most horrific thing unfold infront of him, and his hand would still be slotted in with yours
making dinner? He’s holding your hand.
watching tv? He’s holding your hand.
sleeping? Yup, he’s holding your hand!
he's a very shameless person when it comes to the softer things in your relationship
will not hesitate to pull you into his lap for cuddles.
also won’t hesitate to cling to you on every part of the day.
your cooking? Well so is he, now.
he loves cooking with you. It’s just so…normal.
normality is not something he experiences a lot, so even when you two are doing simple and mundane things, he enjoys it to the fullest :)
bro's sense of humor is so bad, but it gets to the point where it’s so ungodly terrible, that it becomes funny.
“Hey...what do you call a prisoner walking downstairs?”
“i dunno..What do ya call 'em?”
“..a CONDESCENDING… :D”
he thinks he’s funny, so please laugh :((
dates include him and you cooking a dessert of some sort.
his favorite is making apple cobbler pie with you :3
often you’ll end up with flour hand prints on your ass and some whipped cream on your nose.
he's just a silly guy doing silly things with his ooohh sooo silly partner!!
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JIN BUBAIGAWARA: (what? He dies? No. No he doesn’t. Not here. He lives. That’s the reality we have here. Deal with it. Go argue with the wall idc.)
my sweet sweet baby boy. Where should I start?
okay, before he overcomes his trauma:
Took his mask off infront of you once, and now he can’t stop.
hes addicted to how you kiss his scar
how you coo at him and tell him he’s so handsome 🥺
Will fight for you if it’s serious. He’s still scared he’s a clone :((
will stand up for you tho
anyone says anything bad about you? He’s cursing them out while his alter ego is making weirdly terrifying threats.
”YOU GOT SOMETHING TO SAY, HUH?” “I hope you sleepwalk into oncoming traffic...” “DONT YOU FUCKIN SAY ANYTHING ABOUT MY PARTNER” “I hope everyone you love leaves you.…”
Dates consist of you two sitting on top of rooftops while having a picnic. Talking shit, cuddling, and eating.
you two end up falling asleep in each others arm a lot, admiring the sunset or the moon.
he is a human heating pad. Like seriously. You don’t need a blanket when he’s around
Loves lying on his back with you laying on his chest :)
is a little shy :(
Thinks you don’t want others to know you two are a thing :(((
but when you hold his hand in public or in front of the league? He melts.
When you first kissed his lips over the mask in public? He cried a little
tears of joy :)
can’t cook for shit. That man burns water.
don’t ask me how, but you tasked him to make breakfast one morning, and a fire broke out.
there was also mayonnaise on your ceiling. Again, don’t ask, not even he knows.
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Simon Riley "Ghost" (this motherfucker doesn't die either. if anyone tells me otherwise, meet me at the Arby's parking lot at 6, BECAUSE I WILL FIGHT YOU)
oh my lawdy lawd. he is just SO FINE, WHERE DO I EVEN START??
this man has issues. he's really touch starved, but doesn't know how to accept any light touches.
he might shy away from your light advancements, because he's so used to any physical bringing harm or ill intent towards him.
but when you kiss his cheek, and hug his (slutty) little waist, he folds like a lawn chair on a hot summer day.
will scream, cry, throw up, roll on the ground, and promptly die if you ever serve him tea in a bowl (the French do this.)
likes to go to the gym with you. he loves to see you work out iykwim.
Ghost has never been a man for soft things, but he Isn't Ghost with you. With you, he's Simon Riley, a man who longs to have a sense of normalcy, a man who wants to take you out to nice restaurants, and a man who wants to bend down on one knee for you, and ask that burning question that lays in the back of his mind 24/7
he wants to do all of those things, but its going to take time. his insecurities tell him you deserve a man who can do more for you, but as always, you wash those thoughts away for him.
for now, his dates consist of concealed places, like the safety of either his, or your home, where he can take off his mask, safely. sitting, watching movies, drinking wine or scotch, and cuddling.
He's a big advocate on "actions speak louder than words" so he doesn't say "I love you" too often, but when he does say it? you better get the tissues. because he only says it during a really vulnerable moment of his, like when he's calming down from a PTSD induced flashback, or a panic attack, or when its late, in the middle of the night, when he knows its just him and his demons awake, with you sleeping soundly in his arms.
believe it or not, THIS MAN CAN COOK-
listen, i know he's British, and i know he's in the military, but that man just radiates "I'll make you a five star meal before i snap your neck"
he is a god when it comes to making steak. give him a basic ass steak, some spices, and a few other side ingredients and he'll give you a true taste of heaven. A taste of heaven from a man from hell.
we love him all the same though <3
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holy fucking hell this took WAY too long, and I took some extra time on Ghosts.
as always, any type of constructive criticism is appreciated, no matter how harsh or small it is <3
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viharbinger · 2 years
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Beach Episode HCs!
pairings: xiao x itto x diluc x scaramouche x reader
warnings: none, fluffff, some swear words
a/n: im going to the beach soon mwuhahah
genshin m.list
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Xiao
The type of person to hog the umbrella shades at the beach. He'd just watch you play and swim in the water while downing his third fruit drink of the day
Only ever gotten up for bathroom breaks but hisses whenever taken out of the shades like a vampire, so good luck trying to even get him to the water
If you somehow get him out though, congratulations! But now you have to hear him mope about it all the time
He gives so many excuses to get out. "Wait, I forgot to put on sunscreen..." He'd say, barely even getting to the sea before walking away. Or even creating a fake scenario just to get out of it like forgetting to turn off the stove at home lol
It's not like he doesn't want to spend time with you, what im saying is Xiao is like a cat
Instead of dying in the blazing sun and tasting the salty waters, his best idea of spending time is you two just enjoying yourselves under the shades, playing soft music with drinks in hand. And maybe even napping in front of the beautiful scenery
Itto
Itto LOVES the beach!
He'll show off his precious abs to everyone and have water fights with his gang, dragging you along too!
Tried to host an onikabuto match with a random little kid he met at the beachside but was banned from doing so lol
Not many romantic things happen in the beach for you and Itto. It's honestly just you, him and his gang hanging out together and shooting water guns at each other
Unless... You count taking care of Itto as romantic.
Itto did not wear his sunscreen. He'd definitely been reminded to a million times before but right at the moment he was about to swim, he forgets and boom. He's red, ALL over.
I dont know what to tell you other than the fact that sunburns hurt like a bitch so you really needed to take care of him when you both got home lol
So there you were, nursing the crimson oni back to health and him cursing himself for not listening to you
Diluc
A big papa bear with a ton of SPF
He's gonna be covering you from the sun, constantly, not just with sunscreen but with his literal build. He's just standing over you, hands over you acting as a shade and it's just embarrassing
But still, its like having a scary dog privilege. And Diluc does not like people looking at you, at the beach too! So this is definitely a plus for the both of you
I literally cant imagine Diluc wearing anything else except an open button-up and swim trunks. Everyone in the beach would gawk at him because lawd, those abs are just something aren't they
Just because he's a little overbearing and embarrassing, it doesn't mean he's not fun! Ok nevermind he's not fun. The man somehow brought his paperwork with him to the beach, you just wonder how he even brought it when he had zero bags
You had to wet it just to get him up from his seat, writing who knows what in the never ending papers
Diluc is so protective and caring that even if you accidentally drink saltwater, he's already running straight to a juice bar to help you wash it down
Scaramouche
A vampire (x2)
He's like Xiao, but worse. He'll have you dragging him on the sand just to get him across the beach to the sea, it's hell
The sun is so hot in the summer and he just does not want to risk having sunburns! Why do you think he wears such a big hat all the time?
He just thinks the beach is a 'stupid waste of time' but with a little push, he'll start to enjoy it
Before you know it, he's in the water, several feet in and splashing water at you. And on one occasion, the water hit his eyes, and oh it stung. He's bummed out and sulking in the shades and whining constantly about it
Only way you can change his mind is to bribe him with cuddles and kisses when you get home
He won't ever admit that he had the most fun at the beach. And it's basically his best day ever because he got a just the right amount of affection from you in the end of the day too
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lunathebee · 1 year
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Hi Luna 🌙✨ I was wondering if I could request the moon boys standing up for the reader after someone insulted her? Please and thank you <3
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THE MOON BOYS STANDING UP FOR Y/N AFTER SHE GOT INSULTED
Warning: cursed word, over-protective moon boys
A/n: ty for sending in a rq 💞 This is interesting hmmm, and I'm sorry if it kinda turn into a reaction thingy 🌚🌚
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🍓 Steven Grant 🍓
If the insult is more like mocking, he will point at that person and be like, "Oi, that's not quite nice of you to say that, innit?".
If that person just straight up insults you, he will get angry and yell at them.
I don't understand where y'all get the idea that Steven is just a small, innocent bean.
He can scare off anybody just as well as the other moon boys.
"HEY! Are you saying that to Y/n? You think that's funny?-"
"Steven, it's not worth it."
Just drag him out of it Y/n, I trust you, you can do that.
Steven would still be so mad tho, he usually comes back with a sassy answer if the victim is himself, but if it's you, he won't allow that.
He'll also comfort you afterwards because he's afraid you'll overthink it.
"Love, you shouldn't think too much about that nonesense; it's not true!"
🍓 Marc Spector 🍓
He thinks he misheard it at first.
Who does this dude standing here think he is? God?.
"Are you trying to pick a fight with me?" Marc said, his eyes darkened, but the guy kept being cocky.
"So what? I'm just saying what is true."
That would be Marc's final straw; he's done being a nice guy.
"You sound of a bitch" Marc muttered the sentence before gripping that man's collar and pushing him up near the closet wall.
"MARC DON'T-" (Here we see Y/n trying her best to convince Marc but failing)
"You think you're the shit, huh? You think you can just go around saying that?"
Oh lawd Marc 🫣🫣
He's very serious, and if that man doesn't say sorry to you, he might just as well use his fist to get to the point.
IM SORRY but that's how I imagine Marc would react; he's not scared to get his hands dirty.
🍓 Jake Lockley 🍓
Ummm.....do I even need to say???
Jake is like a dark, glooming bear that always follows you, and he's only left to buy a pack of cigarettes for 5 minutes.
How in the world is it that when he comes back, someone is already yelling insults at you??
He cursed in Spanish seeing that
We already know Marc is violent, but JAKE?
Chile... anyway so
He would pretend to let it go shortly after and tell Y/n "Let's go home."
But of course he lied.
"Oh, I forgot I have to meet up with some of my friends, would you mind going home alone?"
"No it's fine, I can go back alone" Y/n can't seems to noticed anything strange.
"Good girl"
AhEM, so when Jake is sure you're far gone, he will track down the person who insulted you.
"Do you mind having a little chat somewhere else? Just you and me?".
""Woah woah dude, I'm not going anywhere with you."
"You WILL" Jake then drag that person into a small alley to teach them a lesson.
I'm saying his reaction would be similar to Marc, the only difference is that he doesn't fight in front of YOU
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meowunmeow · 2 months
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Undead Unluck Chapter 198 Spoilers!!
Part 1 because of picture limit!
EYYY I WAS RIGHT (here)
But hmm, seeing how Luna is more surprised that Soul out of everyone is there rather than someone being there in general, UMAs seem to regularly watch fights
Lol what if we're all UMA Reader just looking at all this (jokes)
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"roughly 200 years" *proceed to make average human lifespan less than half of that*
It seems to be implied that the Top Hat guy we saw in the Unlucks Meeting is the first Unluck and Cap Boy was the direct predecessor of Fuuko.
This is the third time that the story has pointed out the strength of legacy. First being how Juiz gets stronger with each loop because of everyone's effort then finally deciding to pass the baton to Fuuko, second being how Feng will never be at his peak because of his ability then getting beaten by Shen and third one being this.
While Juiz and Victor are the first hence the strongest, they never got the chance to pass this on to someone hence not having the advantage of compiled experience. Of course, now we got Andy and Julia so.
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"I'm looking forward to this, I really am" Man, how long has this poor guy waited for Juiz and Victor to notice him
This is like stealing your friend's pen and waiting for them to notice but they never did 😞😞
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Okay I literally had to Google but a threatmate is when you beat the ever living fuck out of your opponent and never give them a chance to fight back. And that's exactly what's happening.
Soul seems to be able to predict the entire plan despite rarely taking a front seat spectation. Is it a benefit of soul?
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LAWD HARUKA'S BACK IS SO MEATY
Also, Soul's personality really is the most humanlike. Most UMAs tend to be egotistical (Spoil, Sick and now Beast) and see humans as puny weaklings (Sick again and Change) while he sees them as [somewhat] equal. An example is his first appearance and how he treated Fuuko.
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Little Guy Julia!! She's so cute
"Undead and his ilk" if you don't put respect on my wife's name right now- Is bro really that salty from the regular beatdown given by Andy??
I'm shaking the bars of my enclosure oh Fuuko... I want you so bad pls shoot me
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Oh damn Soul Bullets can curve now. Unless the whole thing about Soul Bullets is how it's a 100% guaranteed hit because it targets souls rather than the physical body.
It's really a big risk as it could've hit Julia instead but she's strong so 🙏🙏
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Soul, are you that desperate for a fight? You're starting to sound like you're on the human's side...
F-Fuuko... Goodness gracious... I shouldn't lust for a woman who's spoken for.. but I will >:))
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Even Soul is recognising Top's power upgrade that's how you know he's the strongest he's even been rn (love you Top)
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Soul is implying that Luna is like a mother figure. That just means everyone got hella mommy issues.
Luna seems to be caught off-guard. Is Luna surprised that Soul could be so humanlike? Or is it because he finally reveals that he knows they're not the same as Sun?
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Cohozuna from Splatoon 3 salmon run.
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COHOZUNA FROM SPLATOON 3!!
From @a-rand0m-bl0g
Design; 6/10 - ok who gave the salmonoid steroids??
In seriousness though i think this guy is cool!! While I do prefer the designs of the other two king salmonoids, I think this was a good way to introduce everyone to the concept of king salmonoids. If the design was too flashy, it would've just been another boss salmonoid. I think making the first king salmonoid look like a jacked charger worked really well, especially when paving the way for horrorborros (and the other one I forgot it's name ;-;)!!!
Purpose; 7/10 - Again, I do think the other 2 king salmonoid have better fights but i do still like Cohozunas! I have been squashed by it countless times and have only beaten it once or twice. I didn't know what king salmonoids were when I started the game and was definitely scared when this mf showed up
While I'm on this, why does splatoon treat salmonoids like horror movies? I'll be watching announcements and big man will just be like- "Ay Ay! (We have this found footage of a toenail snatching cryptid that will be invading our city soon! Have fun!)"
Overall; 6.5 - oh lawd he comin
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