Have you seen that "I've rescinded my callout post against __. She's now my girlfriend" post? That's dirkri
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Kris Kidd // Sylvia Plath, The Bell Jar // Louis-Ferdinand Céline, Journey to the End of the Night
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Incorrect Quotes Akeshu #81
Akiren: Are we fighting or flirting?
Akechi: I'm pinning you against a wall with my hand around your neck-
Akiren: Your point?
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Fred: You should question authority more often.
Percy: Wha-I question authority!
George: Asking your boss "can I have more work" is not questioning authority.
Percy: Well, technically, that is a ques-
Fred: Stop it.
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Maximilian (Steve's father): Steven, why do you have a shrine of photos of your friend Soda in your closet?
Steve: Not to avoid the question, but why were you in my closet?
Maximilian: I was looking for you.
Steve: DAD.
Maximilian: STEVEN.
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harvey: caring is weak
mike: but what if i were better at caring than you
harvey: why would anyone want to be better at something that makes u weak. caring isnt a skill
mike: yes it is.
harvey: no it isnt
mike: *flutters his big blue eyes* r u sure about that
harvey: *sweating* …yes?
mike: but if it were, i'd be better at caring than you
harvey: not true. ill show YOU who's better at caring *torpedoes his entire life in the process*
mike: awww. 💙
harvey: ...and i don't even regret it
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Conflicting intentions
(great now the photo quality is so high you could see how bad my pen is AHJHKSDNW)
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