#dirkri

[cringefail-clown]

post-canon/epilogues au, in which kankri, through paradox space shenanigans, gets revived and comes into his ultimate self, gathering knowledge from all of his past and future iterations - including the signless. now hes on a one-man mission to stop ult dirks plan to start another session of sburb in the bud

#homestuck #homestuck au #homestuck beyond canon #kankri vantas #dirk strider #ultimate dirk strider #dont ask me how did he get revived or why does he want to stop ult dirk i am as clueless as you are #but feel free to speculate!! i just liked the concept of ult kankri and how would it change him #since now he also has memories of signless #the ask about dirkkri gave me brainrot #i also did not fully read the epilogues or hs:bc im going in blind lmfao #dirkri #dirkkri

[karkatting]

doxxing my online rival only to find out we live in the same city and arrange a meetup with him: a modern fairytale aka dirkkri forum au part 4

(script is in alt text if it's hard to read)

#my writing #dirkkri forum au #dirkkri #dirkri #kankri like 'i care so much about my online privacy and safety (immediately agrees to meet a stranger irl)' #also the taco bell dirk suggests is a real one i found on google maps. ive never been to houston so idk how good of a choice it rly is

[bittervalentine]

dirkri is extremely funny to me bc dirk is the only person who overthinks enough to even remotely understand whatever the fuck kankri has going on. kankri says some bullshit like "it's actually h9m9ph96ic t9 identify as gay, 6ecause that implies that 'gay' is an a6n9rmal state 9f 6eing which requires a la6el" and dirks like "nah he has a point though" while everyone else slowly backs away

#homestuck #dirk strider #kankri vantas #dirkri

[badlydrawnkankri]

I hope you can all hear this one like I can

#day 41 #kankri vantas #dirk strider #dirkri #(or implied at least lol)

[axestuck]

crab doodle ft tiny swordsman

#kankri #dirk #dirkkri #dirkri

[biweeklydavekat]

day 11

worst podcast imaginable

#homestuck #hs #dirkri #dirk strider #kankri vantas #davekat but ten times worse #SOON

[shitty-straight-davekat]

Day 7

A family reunion

#dave strider #davekat #karkat vantas #dirk strider #kankri vantas #dirkri #sorry this was the funniest shit to me #vantas fuckers

[badkarmaa1313]

can you cure depression by writing a Dirkkri cult oneshot? No? Am i going to try? You bet your ass

#homestuck #dirkkri #dirk homestuck #kankri homestuck #dirk strider #kankri vantas #dirkri

[landofchaosandbloom]

it's time for @justleaveacommentfest Day 4 : Rarepair/Platonic

I don't have a lot for either because most of my bookmarks are Davekat lmao but here are a few for each theme! <3 As I keep saying, if you read, please comment! And go comment on any other fics you read today even if they aren't these ones :P

Rarepair

Can I, With You? Dirk/Kankri (WIP)

Summary: Kankri was touchy about more the more intimate aspects of your relationship, sure, but you were fine with that. You weren't going to make him do anything he didn't want to. In fact, you didn't plan on bringing it up at all.

He surprised you by bringing it up first.

(or: Kankri's awkward, nervous journey into being comfortable with sex.)

sharp like the sun June/Roxy/Terezi Summary: Your name is Roxy Lalonde, and you don't understand pitch romance. Your name is Roxy Lalonde, and you really don't know your metamour as well as you'd like.

Saddle Up, Cowboy Dirk/Equius Summary: Dirk is finally drunk enough to make the move on Equius and they have a good time.

Platonic

breaking the ice This is a prequel to a line of poetry; verse, which you should also read! Summary: TG: turns out the bi guy thing isnt uh TG: totally accurate TG: the guy part specifically TG: in that i am the opposite of it TG: if there even is an opposite of guy i mean genders weird yknow TG: calling it an opposite implies an inherent binary and we both know thats just not how shit works like what would you even say the opposite of a guy is TT: A girl?

the gender bit  Summary: TG: like nevermind how many people would get their tits blown clean off by hot lady dave im leaving a bodycount not in terms of sex im all monogamous with my man ya know but dead body count

TG: tits littered across the floor again from being obliterated by the sexiness of trans me its a warzone out here

dave and rose talk gender

#dirk strider #kankri vantas #dirkri #june egbert #roxy lalonde #terezi pyrope #juneroxyterezi #equius zahhak #dirkquius #rose lalonde #dave strider #fic rec #just leave a comment fest #homestuck fic

[carciinogen]

Uhhh *drops this & runs*

#.art #homestuck brainrot #dirkri #dirkkri #dirk x kankri #kankri x dirk #rarepair #(?) #homestuck #homestuck art #homestuck ships #dirk strider #kankri vantas #homestuck kankri #homestuck dirk

[cringefail-clown]

sins of the past

#homestuck #homestuck turnabout #turnabout au #homestuck fanart #dirk strider #kankri vantas #dirkri #dirkkri #they get better in this au i promise #this popped into my head and i had to draw it out #when i remember the shit i said at 13... cringemeter goes through the roof

[karkatting]

yea

#my art #bloodswap #uhh #kidswap? #kankri vantas #dirk strider #dirk lalonde #dirkkri #dirkri

[windy-trickster]

Ships my boyfriend got me into:

DaveKat: I never liked this ship for like- Several reasons until my boyfriend got me into it. Like- I guess I was too much of a Solkat shipper at the beginning. Now I fucking love DaveKat??? They're so cute??? I'm so happy they're canon boyfriends <333 EriKar: THIS ONE WAS INTERESTING. AND I'LL TELL YOU WHY. For the longest time I like- NEVER shipped Eridan w/anyone. It's not bc I didn't like Eridan. I just like.... Never considered shipping him w/anyone ig??? But then my boyfriend just kept showing my EriKar, I looked up EriKar and I was like,,,, "Damn they're p cute ngl." So yeah. CronKri: NOW THIS ONE IS HILARIOUSLY AS WELL. Bc I NEVER shipped any Ampora w/a Vantas until I started shipping CronKri. I really only shipped Kankri w/like,,,, Two other Alpha trolls: Porrim/Mituna. But my boyfriend got me into THIS, which later lead into him getting me into ERIKAR. So haha. Two ships from the same two lines in one go ig. DirKri: Personally, I didn't even know this was a fucking thing until my boyfriend showed me some fanart of it. And like- I ship DaveKat, so why not DirKri??? It's honestly cute considering like- Both Dirk and Kankri are EXTREMELY intelligent, but express it totally differently. I do personally feel like Dirk would be able to handle Kankri and like,,, How he is as a person/troll. They could totally learn from each other. Anyone that follows me that doesn't like any of these ships, I respect and validate your opinions/reasons as to WHY you don't like any of these ships, just please be respectful if you comment/repost this. I don't wish for any sort of ship wars/discord when it comes to me sharing my thoughts and feelings. Thank you <3

#homestuck #davekat #erikar #cronkri #dirkri #my boyfriend is gonna wake up and see this #he better fucking respond to this or i will make him perish #jk jk i love my boyfriend and wouldn't ever do that #i'm so fucking tired rn #masked talks

[galmudugcongratulate]

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#homestuck #homestuck turnabout #turnabout au #dirk strider #kankri vantas #mayor #wayward vagabond #please accept this shit tier doodle *bows* #i imagine in tb meteorstuck mayor goes “strider boy enjoys engineering... youre a city engineer now” #and dirks like “those are two completely different things but sure ill bite” #kankri comes around at first only when mayors alone bc he likes to vent bout his problems to him #but later tags along bc he has superior ideas bout how the cantown should develop like #(and he starts to enjoy dirks company to his utter distress) #also #dirkri #iguess #company develop #steps

[opinionated-hive]

YO!

We got a treat 4 you from July 12! We roleplayed Dirkri kinda out of character. If ya got a problem with our Out of Canon, contact corporate at +1-800-KISS-MY-ASS with your complaints bc then you miss out on a bangin story. Also ya get a sneak peak of my typing quirk, and by sneak peak I mean ya get to see all of it. We stayed up late doing it bc we have issues, and Bleed coded it tirelessly one night so congrats on that.

Enjoy our nightmare, Decay out ☄. *. ⋆

#The Out of Canon #homestuck #hom3stuck #dirkri #we're so cringe #ooc charcters #it was for funzies #also flirtzies #ao3 fanfic #ao3 story #ao3 help #ao3 #typing quirk #dubiously canon #Decay ☄. *. ⋆

[biweeklydavekat]

day 9

dirk and kankri getting cooked in soup

#homestuck #hs #dirkri #dirk strider #kankri vantas #davekat but ten times worse #lmao dirks tag got fucked to something completely unrelated and i only noticed few days later fucking rest in pieces