#netflix i'm in ur walls

[sunnylemonss]

it should be illegal for netflix to print their little "now a netflix series!" circles DIRECTLY on the cover of books that inspired shows they've cancelled

#saw these on some s&b and soc books in target yesterday #i was like bffr #netflix i'm in ur walls #shadow and bone #six of crows #netflix #also applicable to the half bad series by sally green #lockwood and co #too i'm so sorry my brethren we r in the trenches fr

[satorusugurugurl]

i love ur work sosososisoso much <33 thank y for sharing ur writing ahh!!! could i request a satosugu fic where toru gets punished by sugu and reader??! maybe for like.. getting off alone or flirting w someone else?

Summary: You and Geto went to a local bookstore, leaving Gojo to fend for himself at home. It’s not like the two of you didn’t invite your boyfriend to join you on your outing. But shopping for books, of all things, didn’t spark his interest. But as the boredom of being alone settles in his bones, he decides to do the only thing that sounds remotely fun. Beating his meat.

Pairing: Gojo Satoru x FAB!Reader x Geto Suguru

Word Count: 2,876

Warning: Masturbation, cursing, oral sex, degrading, edging, smut, creampies, holy

A/N: Anon thank you so so much for the sweet words! I'm glad you're enjoying my stories! ❤️❤️❤️🥹This gave me brain worms and I just had to write it! Two of my weaknesses are SatoSugu x Reader and masturbation.

Lazy Sunday Afternoon

”Are you positive you don’t want to come with us?” Suguru questioned, cocking an eyebrow at his white-haired boyfriend. “We were thinking about stopping for lunch after.”

”Nah.” Satoru is leaning against the wall, watching as you tie your tennis shoes. “The idea of a crowded bookstore makes my skin crawl. Plus, that's you guys’ thing. Books and reading.” He shrugged his shoulders lazily.

You hooked your arm through Suguru’s, leaning your head against his upper arm. “Okay, do you want us to bring you anything home?”

”Nope, have a good time. I’ll see you when you get back.” He waved his partners off with a smile before heading back to the living room to enjoy his Sunday afternoon.

The first hour was fun, trashy reality television, and the cupcakes you had made the previous day. Thirty minutes later, he groaned, flipping through Netflix to try to find something, anything to watch. Two hours into being alone, all by himself, Satoru groaned as he started to regret his decision to stay behind.

The apartment was so quiet and lonely with you or Suguru there. The room wasn’t as bright and full of the life it usually radiated. Jeez, was this what his life had been like before the three of you had gotten together two years ago? He was so used to going on dates, cooking food, and just existing in each other's presence now. What had he used to do in his tiny dorm when he was alone?

He would eat take-out, play on his phone, and jerk off to porn videos on Twitter.

Satoru sat up straight, a grin slowly tugging at his mouth. Yeah, he used to jerk off constantly. Since you three got together, he didn’t need to please himself. Seeing as either you were sucking him off, or Suguru was giving him a handy in the shower. It was like heaven, being able to experience pleasure with the two of you.

But thinking about wrapping his hand around his cock, going at his own pace, had him throbbing with excitement. You and Suguru wouldn’t be back for a bit. When you two shopped for books, you shopped—going down each aisle, flipping through pages, geeking out over your favorite series. He had plenty of time to jerk off and recover in case things got heated once his two partners returned home.

Leaning back onto the couch, Satoru turned the television to some random movie on Netflix. Mostly for background noise, and if you two were to come home in the middle of his solo session, this might cover him until he could readjust himself. With his eyes on the screen, Satoru slowly began rubbing his cock through his gray sweatpants. Up and down, just warming himself up.

Gojo was surprised that he was as hard as he was already. Was it the excitement of possibly getting caught or just that he hadn’t pleased himself in so long? Whatever the case, maybe he could care less. All that he could focus on with the warmth that was beginning to settle in his groin as he pushed his sweats down to his upper thigh to free his cock.

It was so hard, standing at attention with a slight twitch. “Oooh fuck.” Satoru pulled his bottom lip between his teeth. “Fuck, I’m so hard.” He spit into his hand before wrapping his bare palm around his shaft.

His hand slowly began moving up and down, coating his length with spit. He squeezed himself harder with each stroke. He was imagining it as you or Suguru’s hand. Both are so warm but different. Suguru’s hand was larger, more calloused. Y/N’s hand was smaller, more delicate, and her manicured nails always looked o pretty around his cock. The faster he moved his hand, the more the television sounded like white noise as his mind swam around his two partners.

Satoru found himself mimicking the movements you and Suguru would do. He gripped himself tight, like Suguru, stroking fast and hard. When he reached his tip, his pointer finger would tease his slit that beaded thick droplets of pe-cum, as your smaller hand would do so gracefully. Imagining his two partners worshiping his cock, was better jerk-off material than any porn video.

“Mmm, ooh fuck me.” Satoru’s hand squeezed his thick length hard, his hand moving faster. “That’s it, Y/N, just like that, Sugu.” Looking at his cock through his lashes, he gritted his teeth. His tip was leaking pre-cum, his balls were tightening as he felt himself getting closer and closer to cumming. “I’m so fucking close, so close, don’t stop.”

Grabbing his shirt, he placed the hem of it between his teeth. The last thing he wanted was to get cum all over it. Having a new shirt on when you two got back would be hard to explain, seeing as he stayed home alone. It would be much better to paint his stomach. It would be easier to clean up that way.

“Nnngh, fuck.” Satoru’s muffled moans grew louder, his cock twitching harder under each stroke of his hand. “Fuck yes, fuck yes.” The familiar burning coil in his abdomen tightened, and he never heard the door unlock. “Fuck, gonna cum—“ And tightened as his partners called his names. “Gonna cum, gonna cum!” And tightened before it snapped as Y/N and Suguru walked into the living room. “Cumming fuck! Fuck!”

Satoru jerked his wrist frantically. Ropes of hot cum coat his hand, stomach, and chest. His pace finally began to slow as his cock started to soften in his hand, his white seed shining under the sunlight flooding the room. Fuck, he didn’t realize how much he missed jerking off. Especially since he had the two hottest people starring in his dirty mind.

In the afterglow, Satoru lazily looked towards the end table in search of a tissue. To his horror, he found the two of you watching him. Your jaw dropped, cheeks flushed, as Suguru ran a hand over his mouth, dark eyes glued to the cum on his stomach. The three of you basked in the silence before Satoru quickly wiped at his cum.

“W-Welcome home!” He shouted, doing everything he could to avoid eye contact with either of you. “I didn’t hear you guys come in.”

Suguru chuckled darkly, his eyes narrowing. “Yeah? Maybe that’s because we were too busy listening to you cumming.” All attempts to finish cleaning himself came to a halt at Suguru’s words.

”I well, I gu—“

”There’s no denying it, Toru.” You joined in; faux sadness etched onto your features. “We caught you red-handed.” Your pout was adorable as you looked up at Suguru. “This is why he didn’t want to come with us Sugu.”

“Mhmm,” Suguru gently stroked your Y/H/C, “and to think we felt so bad for not including him. We stood in line for forty minutes at the cafe to get him the chocolate cake they're famous for.” Gojo swallowed as you lifted a bag with the cafe's name to emphasize Suguru’s words.

Slowly getting up on noodle legs from his orgasm, Satoru started walking towards you both. “It wasn’t like that. I just got bored. It’s not like I plotted to stay here to jerk off without the two of you.” The annoyance on both of your faces made him cringe. “I appreciate you guys thinking of me!” His hands reached for the bag, only for you to yank it away. “Oh, come on!” Satoru Gojo pouted, his eyes darting between you and Suguru.

“Huh, funny you did cum, on yourself.” Suguru barked out a laugh at your words. “And you didn’t even let me lick it off. I think that’s what hurt the most.”

”Y/N has a point, Satoru. You cleaned it all off right in front of her.” Suguru took the bag from you and placed it on the breakfast bar. “You know how much she loves our cum. My poor Princess.” You sniffled as Suguru pulled you tight against his side. ”Satoru has been a very bad boy, hasn’t he Y/N?”

”He has.”

Gojo ran both his hands through his hair with a sigh. “I’m sorry, guys. Is there any way that I can make it up to you?” Instant regret settled over him like cold rain. Both you and Suguru’s eyes darkened as sinister smirks tugged at your mouths. “Oh, oh fuck, please wait, have mercy.” He held both hands up, but he wasn’t fast enough to stop you from pouncing on him like a spider monkey.

Hours later, the automatic timer on the living room light came on. Illuminating the lewd scene in front of Satoru. You were facing him. Your back firmly pressed against Suguru’s chest as you rocked back and forth on his cock. Suguru’s hair was falling out of its bun, dark strands sticking out here and there, clinging to his skin. His lips were against the crook of your neck, biting and sucking at your skin. His actions made you whimper softly as you rode him faster.

Satoru wanted to join in, to get onto the floor and drag his tongue up Sugurus length, all the way to your clit. He hated being in the recliner across from you, his hand jerking at his cock. Fuck, you guys didn’t even let him get completely naked. He still had his sweats on and spit-damp shirt clenched between his teeth. He understood this was a punishment for jerking off and getting caught. He had to watch you two, and he'd already cum three times. But this was getting to be just cruel at this point. He wanted to join in!

Instead, you watched him, smirking at the flush dusting his cheeks and neck. The tears that formed in his oh-so-pretty blue eyes, and the way he fisted his cock to another orgasm. Arching your back, you gasped, Suguru’s tip hitting your G-spot as he bit your shoulder. Your arm reached over your head, fingers fisting in his hair. The sight of you getting closer to the edge made Satoru want to join in even more. If he could just get his lips around your clit, he knew you would squirt all over his face.

”Guys, pwease!” The cloth muffled Satoru’s words in his mouth. “I wanna help!”

You chuckled in between soft moans. “Sugu~nngh oh shit,” You watched as Suguru reached a hand around your waist, palming your thigh. “He wants to help~!” You laughed breathlessly as Suguru hummed, his voice vibrating against your sensitive skin

”Satoru,” your white-haired boyfriend perked up, “you wanted to jerk off so bad when we were gone. So you’re going to keep jerking off until we say otherwise. Dirty man whores don’t get rewarded.” Suguru’s hand, which Satoru wished was around his cock, slowly slid up to your clit. “Good fuckin’ sluts, like our sweet Y/N here, they get what they ask for.” You whined, your hand tugging at his hair. “Mmm fuck, baby tell me what my good girl wants~ yeah, be a good example to Satoru?”

”I wanna cum Sugu.” You whimpered, turning your head to face him.

He grinned, pressing a heated kiss to your lips. “You wanna cum?” You nodded your head, kissing him harder. “Go ahead, sweet girl, cum for me, Y/N.” His fingers rubbed circles around your cock. “That’s it; I feel you clenching cum on. Let it out, princess.” His gaze darted down, watching as you squirted hard.

“No, no, no,” Satoru whined like a spoiled brat. “I wanted to taste her cum!”

You were trembling, still coming down from your orgasm. Once you could form words, you tilted your head to the side. “See why we were so disappointed in you?” Suguru slowed his pace, his still-hard cock gently sliding into you. “I wanted to clean you up, but you used a tissue. I think I’ll clean up my mess the same way slut.” Suguru groaned, his cock twitching at your dirty fucking words.

“No! Please don’t. I’ll clean it up!”

”Oh, will you?”

”Yes.”

”And how will you clean up Y/N‘s cum Satoru?” Suguru asked as you slowly began rocking back and forth on his cock.

The two of you watched as your partner stood, his cum coated chest and stomach heaving as he looked to the floor. There was a dark, needy look in his eyes, one a person would only see in a feral animal. You didn’t know what to expect. For him to grab tissues to clean it, like he had done to himself. Him dropping to his knees was something you nor Suguru had anticipated. With bated breath, you watched Satoru slowly slide onto his stomach, his eyes on yours as he stuck his tongue out.

“Holy fuckin’ shit.” Suguru’s cock throbbed harder inside of you as he watched Satoru lick and suck at your cum off the floor. Like some kind of desperate animal. Never once did he break eye contact. His tongue and lips kept moving, cleaning Y/N's essence off the floor in the most vulgar way. “T-That, fuck, Y/N wh—“

“Such a good boy.” You finished for Suguru. Your tight cunt twitched at the sight. “Cleaning up my cum like the horny dog you are.”

Satoru sat on his knees. If he had a tail, it would be wagging at your praises. “Yeah? I did good. Am I forgiven? Do I get to join in now? Please!” He watched Suguru’s face scrunch up as Y/N bounced faster and harder onto his cock.

”Hmm, Suguru, what do you think?” You asked, feeling another orgasm coming close as Suguru's hands gripped your hips, thrusting up into you.

”Let that dirty slut help. I wanna watch him lick your clit like he just did to the floor.”

Before you could change your mind, Satoru leaped into action. He was positioning himself between both of your legs. His tongue immediately went to work, sucking and lapping at your clit like a madman. The sudden added friction had you rocking faster, trying to feel more of his mouth on your sensitive sex. While Geto slammed up into you, chasing his release while driving you to your own.

Watching you both with lust-filled eyes, Satoru started jerking his cock once more. Fat and hard tugged as he took your clit in between his lips, suckling the bud as hard as he possibly could. That was all you needed to send you tumbling over the edge. You screamed so loud you were sure the neighbors would file a noise complaint against you again. Not that you cared as you felt Suguru’s chest heave as he buried his cock inside of you as he filled you to the brim with cum.

Thank fuck Suguru had been right against your g-spot. Because Satoru was bleed to have you squirt in his face. The sweet, tangy taste of you flooded his mouth. He sucked at your lips, tasting both your sweetness and Suguru’s slightly salty bitterness. Like a well-crafted treat just for him. The taste of you both combined had his hand stroking his dick, desperate to cum for the fourth time that day.

In the afterglow, Suguru grunted, kicking Satoru’s thigh with his foot. “Idiot, don’t forget what we just told you.” His best friend slowly smirked as you stuck your tongue out in between pants. “Don’t waste your cum.”

Not needing to be told twice, Satoru jumped to his feet, stroking his cock in front of your face. Only his hand was swatted away, replaced with Suguru’s. The sudden change of hand and pace had Satoru whimpering like the horny fucking dog he was.

“That’s it, Satoru,” Suguru purred, stroking faster, “cum on her face like a good boy.”

That sent your white-haired boyfriend right over the edge. Tears ran down his cheeks as he watched his load, which would most likely be his last for today, spurt over your tongue, chin, and the tip of your nose. You looked so pretty, cock drunk, glazed in his cum. It had him crying out in pained pleasure.

When the last waves of his orgasm faded, Satoru stumbled. Both you and Geto grabbed his arms, slowly easing him to rest on the couch next to the two of you. He gasped, his eyes shut, in post-orgasm bliss. You couldn’t help but smile, gently stroking his hair. Suguru kept himself inside of you, kissing your neck lovingly and putting the footrest up. You and your boyfriend relaxed in the silence until Satoru’s soft snores could be heard.

It's a perfect way for you to end a wonderful Sunday.

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[morinuu]

LISTWN TO ME I JUST READ YOUR TAMAKI ANGST AND YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE SO FICKING GOOD??

A she falls but he falls harder

Reader finally gets over it and stops coming, moving on and focusing on herself, and he notices and starts realizing how he took her for granted

And then its him that's loosing his mind and shit like that. Dude. Dude. I'm loosing my MIND you write so well

first of all ty for the compliment >< so glad u liked it im blushing and giggling!! secondly im not sure abt the reader completely abandoning tamaki's side (i love being delulu), but i do have smth else in mind that's kinda similiar n i hope its satisfactory :3 i changed only a minor part from the og :P i wanna make this a small series..... maybe like 3-4 parts.. anw this is pt 1

☀︎｜tamaki x female reader. almost 4k words. continuation of this. ure sick, yamada hinata & aoko r just some ppl i made up for the plot, tamaki's pretty stupid n emotionally unintelligent, lots of feelings and background information, y'all r childhood friends, there's like one 4th wall break but i thought it was kinda funny so i kept it

you weren't a fan of february.

allergy season was your absolute worst, the wheezing and coughing sucking the life out of you as you struggled to change out of your clothes to get the day started. you didn't sleep much, interrupted constantly by your sore throat aching and squeezing.

sure, it's just hay fever to everyone else, but for a young woman who carried around an inhaler, it's hell. well, almost hell.

what was truly hellish wasn't the fatigue or the sneezing, but your mum dragging you back in the house and forbidding you from going to school until you're well enough to study again. how were you supposed to keep up with chemistry class if you skip?

not that your parents cared for your grades; they knew you could just enter whatever field you wanted with the connections your family held, but it felt nice to be awarded for working hard.

after your personal maid let out a small "pardon me, miss" and carried you back to bed, you realised that the feeling your soft quilt hugging your cold limbs would never be beaten by the jacket you desperately clung on to warm yourself in p.e - which just so happened to be your first period that day and you were dreading it.

"i'll be making you some tea, miss. would you like to breakfast now?" your maid's quiet voice addressed you, hoping you'd just sleep the illness off as you usually did so she could rest too.

to be fair, you weren't a very easy master to please, so could you blame her?

"i'll breakfast la-" a cough and some wheezing "-i'll breakfast later, bring some english breakfast with a slice of lemon." you said nothing else, instead focusing on calming your throat that seemed to intensify in soreness. "a pastille too."

"understood my lady, i'll be right back." she bowed and excused herself from your room, ignoring your groans of annoyance as you buried your face into the pillow.

"damn it." you muttered and extended your hand to grab your phone from your bedside table. unlocking it with the passcode (because you weren't in the mood to lift your head and let your phone scan your face) you squinted as the light mode of a social media app hit your eyes harshly, forcing you to use muscle memory to lower the brightness to its minimum.

you scrolled through, liking your friends' private posts and decided to message one of them.

yn.spam: gm dude, i cant come to school today cus im sick. can u do me a favour n tell aoko to give me her notes? she never looks at her messages.

with your phone back on the table to wait for a response, you lied back comfortably and closed your eyes, because as much as you wanted to watch something on netflix or play a video game, you didn't want to make things worse for yourself.

you grew impatient for the cup of tea your maid was brewing, rotating between wheezing, checking your phone and staring at the ceiling. it seemed like the seconds weren't passing by at all.

soon enough, your maid comes back with some fancy tray carrying a kettle, your favourite mug (the one your daddy drank from when you were a little girl before your parents divorced), a tiny plate with some lemon slices and a small box of pastilles as throat medicine.

you didn't thank the woman when she helped you sit up, nor when she stayed by your side to make sure you didn't choke between coughs and burnt yourself with the hot liquid. just as you took your first sip, your phone lit up to show your friend's response.

thatguyhinata: Ayooo gppd morning. Sry to hear tht. Sure if I see her I'll telm her.

the irises in your eyes rolled upwards at the boy's typos that irked you every time, completely ignoring how he didn't wish for your recovery.

yn.spam: thanks yamada

you never used any of your circle's first names, which your mum always found weird.

'you sure these are your friends, darling?' she would ask often, and your response would always be the same:

'yeah mum. leave me be.'

only tamaki had ever felt close enough to be called by his first name.

after swallowing your medicine, you dismissed the older woman standing over you and pulled your quilt over your quivering form again.

"gods, please let this be over soon."

...

well.

...turns out, you gotta be much more specific with what you ask of gods, because they might not have the same understanding of the word 'soon'.

here you are, three days later, with your allergy having been combined with a virus that'd been going around, intensifying your asthma symptoms and raising a high fever, making your mother and doctor ban you from walking into ouran.

halfway throughout the day, you realise what had been completely slipping your mind while your lungs were occupied inhaling abnormally.

"i have an appointment today!" you exclaimed with wide eyes, raising from the bed like lazarus from his grave.

"...?" the new maid next to you didn't say anything, she was clearly concerned. after some seconds of you overthinking something, she spoke up. "you have no other doctor's appointment today, my lady. he just left 10 minutes ago."

you shook your head quickly, ignoring the dizziness brought by your fever "bring me my phone," the girl was puzzled "now!"

bowing a quick apology, she rushed to your desk and handed you your phone with both hands, not daring to look up. you disliked new maids; they were inexperienced and annoying, but scolding her would have to wait.

"damn it, damn it, damn it!" you murmured under your breath and tapped furiously on your phone, trying to find where the hell you'd written kyouya's business e-mail address.

you had it saved as every other client of the host club had, but you had never actually used it, not once.

you never missed an appointment, and always booked the next one tete-a-tete with the black-haired manager. if you became a no-show without prior notice, wouldn't that look bad? would it annoy kyouya and he wouldn't accept you in the club again?

well no, but you had the habit of overthinki-

'would it annoy tamaki?'

you groaned and murmured to yourself - had you deleted it? maybe it was in your notes app and you erased it? was it on your old phone from a month ago?

"find an e-mail for me." you ordered the maid who looked up at you perplexed, but carried out the order nonetheless.

the girl was embarrassed when she found out her master was asking for a host's email, wanting the earth to swallow her when she dialed the ouran academy's number. 'the stuff i do for money..' she thought and prayed her family never found out.

it wasn't a long process to retrieve the address, but what was, was the rant hitting the maid's ears when your overthinking about what to write left your mouth at incredible speeds.

"should i say i'm sick? but he already knows that- he's in my class! maybe tell him to give my time to another girl? no wait, he would do that anyway... or after i apologise, i'll say that, like, something came up- but that's not believable enough... ugh!" you buried your face in your pillow and, unbeknownst to you, your new maid's eye was twitching in annoyance.

she understood now why your personal maid took the week off just when you got sick - not that she understood how and why your mum allowed it though.

(it's because you can be insufferable and she gets it.)

"my lady, may i help?" the girl let out, clearing her throat when you lifted your head from the pillow. "i can write the e-mail myself, please focus on resting."

after some convincing, you gave in.

and so 10 minutes later, back at ouran, kyouya's phone let out a ting! with your full name on the notification. he'd already guessed you wouldn't show up to your appointment considering you hadn't come to school in three days, and already had someone to fill your place but left it for the last moment in case you did show up.

why? well you were ln yn, and it was painfully obvious you were smitten with his best friend, though he could say it was a bit different from the rest of the clientele.

probably due to the fact that you'd known tamaki for much longer than kyouya had. and yet tamaki didn't seem to have the same fascination with you.

he remembers when he first met you, when he'd heard that you were spoiled rotten and weren't even planning to enroll in ouran until tamaki did. you simply transferred to be with the boy.

literally everyone knew of ln yn's almost freakish obsession with suoh tamaki, except for the victim himself.

so imagine his surprise at the strictly professional e-mail he'd received from you, where not a single mention of your host was included. weird.

after glancing at the french boy in the seat next to him eating his bowl of some-sort-of-commoner-convenience-store lunch, kyouya quickly typed a response and informed the next girl in line that a spot was open 'for tamaki's hosting services at 15:35'.

"one of your appointments cancelled due to a personal issue. we'll have someone else fill it." kyouya told tamaki, just as stated in the e-mail, even though it was pretty clear you were sick, and he couldn't figure out why you'd lie.

"hm? oh, okay!" the brunet smiled and went back to devouring his meal, not thinking much of kyouya's words.

kyouya pondered if he should tell him the client was his loyal friend yn, who would never skip out on seeing tamaki, but he stopped himself, curious as to how it would all play out.

eh, if the twins could have fun, so could he.

"oh! haruhii! daddy's here!"

the hours passed so slow you were almost convinced time was frozen when you weren't glancing at the clock on your laptop.

the drama you'd been watching started to lose its interest after presenting the third plot twist in a row, annoying you with all the plot holes it left gaping.

sipping on your green tea (you'd been drinking tamaki's recommendation, pomegranate, only to throw all of it in the trash when you heard he gave the same advice to haruhi), you paused the show and sighed in absolute, tyrannical boredom.

by now you'd normally have finished your classes and walked to music room #3, your favourite among them all.

you'd be welcomed by a host and walked to a sofa to wait for your appointment, ignoring any other girl in the waiting area trying to pick a conversation with the middle child of the ln family.

and soon enough you'd be approached by your one and only taking your hand in his and kissing it to greet you, with his blue eyes staring up at you innocently like a man in love; a look he gave to any woman nowadays, it was second nature to him.

you got lost in them so often, he sometimes dared to ask you if you didn't enjoy his company and that's why you spaced out so much.

preposterous.

you? disliking tamaki? how could he think that after all these years you spent playing together, with you transferring to his school for his sake, swallowing your pride and becoming the client of a host for him?

truly an absurd notion.

currently, however, you weren't in the host club. you were just a girl with a bunch of germs crawling everywhere around her room, unable to go out and see the man of her dreams kiss her cheek and tell her to 'get well soon'.

speaking of, your mum grew increasingly concerned when she noticed the lack of communication between you and tamaki. you were always attached to his hip like some sort of koala, and the fact that you hadn't reached out to him to inform him of your illness personally so he could visit you made her worry.

but it was only natural that you'd suspect you were being an annoyance to tamaki once you began to notice his eyes shift from you to the newest host a couple of months prior. he'd been a petit brunet boy. a first year who was friendly and of lowly origin. you didn't think much of it.

at least not until the day hikaru asked if you could fetch something he forgot in the back room, completely ignorant to the fact that haruhi had come to the club early that day to ask for another uniform because she'd been accidentally thrown water at by two classmates of hers being stupid.

so when you opened the curtain and saw a small-sized girl with only her panties on desperately trying to hide herself from you, it didn't take more than a couple of seconds to put two and two together.

tamaki wasn't fascinated by the commoner errand 'boy' turnt host.

he wanted her.

you closed the curtain, giving the girl her privacy back and muttering an curt apology, "sorry." before deciding that hikaru would have to get his things himself.

neither haruhi nor you spoke about it again, and she never snitched to the host club about your discovery of her sex.

you liked to pretend it never happened, and that it never changed anything. but just like with tamaki, pretending doesn't go anywhere. the hints were there. his furiously blushed face when he stared at her, his protection of her when the twins teased her, his demands for kyouya to do things for haruhi because she'd like it, not even because she'd asked - well, the stage of denial didn't last long.

shortly after came anger. pure, unexplainable rage and envy. the fourth of the deadly sins was soon rushing through your veins like a drug you couldn't get clean from. 'why her?' you would ask in your rampages.

you couldn't figure it out, and you couldn't ask anyone either, because as infuriated as you were, hurting haruhi by revealing her identity wasn't on your to-do list.

not because you were a good person, god no.

rather, if tamaki knew you hurt his precious daughter - you barfed - like that, who knows if you'd see him again?

and so came the bargaining stage, with your rage never leaving your blood stream, of course. being petty was always one of your main personality traits, one that tamaki would often point out.

what did fujioka haruhi have that ln yn didn't?

'nothing.' you muttered to yourself.

nothing.

nothing?

could you be absolutely sure?

you didn't see her much outside of the club, and there were a couple of times you'd heard the hosts hung out together.

maybe they had a moment? or two, three?

perhaps it was high time you stopped bothering him. perhaps then he'd realise you were the one.

that's why your texts to him had much lessened, coming to a complete stop after roughly two months of your self-doubt and insecurities getting the best of you. so did your occasional visits to his house for studying. you'd even stopped wearing the perfume he got you as a birthday present last year, even though you couldn't find another scent that fit your tastes the same way.

despite your attempts at catching his attention, the bubbling fury in your chest rose once again when you realised that maybe tamaki didn't care about you at all.

he texted you as much as you texted him, he hung out with you only when you asked, and when he came closer to you and noticed the change in your scent, he went: "different perfume, princess?"

and while normally you'd be ecstatic at him noticing, your happiness was immediately destroyed when "the other one was a little old fashioned, good thing you moved to something more fresh."

why couldn't he say what he would have said had he been in an otome game, something among the lines of: 'did you wish to match mine?' or something cheesy like that? ...was your scent not to his tastes?

'did he forget his skills from hosting or what?' you whined.

consequently, now that you were sitting around doing nothing to reach out to tamaki or any of your 'friends', your mum couldn't help but take her phone in her hands to call her friend hitachiin yuzuha.

back in the pink room that is the host club, today's rendezvouses seemed to be going by awfully quickly for tamaki.

in the couple of minutes of break he had between the end of this rendezvous and next the one to come, he quickly found his phone from his back pocket and went over his schedule sent by kyouya.

your name had been crossed out and replaced with another one he recognised, another regular guest of his. he raised his eyebrow at that.

he lifted his head and looked for the shadow king.

"hey, kyouya?"

"hm?" kyouya didn't bother to look up from his laptop, furiously typing god-knows-what.

"why's yn's time gone?" he asked innocently in a curious voice that had you heard, you'd be swooning over.

"i told you, she cancelled due to personal business," his answer was straight-forward "although it's probably because she's ill."

ah, that makes sense, you were the one that cancelled.

wait, huh?

"what do you mean she's ill?" his eyebrows furrow a bit and he cocks his head to the side like a cute dog who doesn't understand anything its owner says.

"what do you mean, 'what do i mean'? she's been absent since monday because she's not feeling well, and she won't come today either. pretty simple." kyouya finally looked up at tamaki with a strange expression on his face. "has she not told you?"

tamaki shook his head a bit, "uhm.. no, not really." and tapped his phone again to check his messages on multiple social media apps to make sure he wasn't missing anything. his emails were empty too, only some spam from a newsletter page that he never bothered to cancel his subscription from.

"how do you know?" he questioned kyouya, but before he could answer, "no wait, don't answer that, you creep. of course you know." he sighed.

after some seconds of quiet thinking, "why didn't you tell me?" tamaki continued his questioning.

"everyone already knows, my lord." an awfully familiar voice butt in making the french boy turn his head around, resting his hand on his waist.

the voice belonged to kaoru, who had his arm wrapped around his twin's shoulders. seems like they also just finished with an appointment.

"what does that mean? who's 'everyone' and why am i not included?" tamaki crossed his arms, feeling kind of left out.

"that guy hayato or whatever who hangs out with yn and her friends was telling someone and we overheard." hikaru shrugged in unison with his doppelganger.

honey's soft voice entered the chat. "you mean hinata-kun? yn-chan's friend? yeah, he told me when i asked where yn-chan is because i thought she forgot to bring the candy she promised." he quickly grabbed a piece of cake from the fridge near where kyouya had been sitting and left the room swiftly.

huh, how convenient for him to enter for the plot.

"and why's it that you two evil bastards didn't bother to tell me?" tamaki exclaimed in disbelief, pointing a finger at the both of them. how could they? his precious childhood friend was sick at home and he didn't know?!

"sorry milord-" kaoru announced with his shoulders still raised, "-but you're always talking to yn-" hikaru joined, "-how were we supposed to know you're not asking her about her well-being?" they delivered the finishing blow together.

what were these lame jerks insinuating? 'not asking about her well-being'? what did they know? just as he went to respond with his usual barking, he stopped himself to instead text you on his own for the first time in a while. not that he noticed.

the twins looked at their king with a confused and weirded-out expression on both their faces, before glancing at each other and shrugging again, already disinterested. kyouya had long gone back to his work and so the twins walked to an empty sofa in an almost isolated area of the club, lying on top of one another to give a nice view to whichever client was into it.

about six minutes of pure silence passed between the two before kaoru's phone buzzed; a text from his mum.

the twins read the text simultaneously, with hikaru raising an eyebrow at its contents. they looked back at the slender boy texting you on his phone at the other end of the club, confused about his behaviour.

"seriously...?" hikaru quietly asked kaoru, referring to the text, only to be met with the other's puzzled expression.

as for the half-and-half boy, his fingers were anxiously tapping kyouya's table and awaiting your response to his message.

tamakiii ♥♥♥♥: Hey darling! Is everything alright? I heard you didn't come to school because you're sick. I thought you just didn't feel like coming. Why didn't you tell me?

he didn't know you let out a deep sigh at his text, even if it was three days late. it gave you hope - false hope. that he'd started to pay attention to you again. maybe being distant worked-

tamakiii ♥♥♥♥: want me to come over?

the question felt natural to him, you always visited his home but seldom did he ever visit yours. since you were sick, it made sense that you wouldn't come over this time.

yn>.&lt; : arent u busy rn tho lol

your name on his phone had obviously been put there by you, his choice of emoji had been party hat for some reason.

"be serious, what does that even mean, tamaki?" you'd asked him one day during a break from your studying in his room.

"you don't like it..?" he pouted like usual and you rolled your eyes.

"here. that's better." you handed him his phone back with a new 'yn >.<' as your contact name.

tamakiii ♥♥♥♥: I can just come after club activities.

wait, he was actually coming? after two months of your only contact being through your rendezvous? it worked?! it actually worked?!

you thought of how to answer him.

at your lack of fast response, tamaki thought of ways to help you feel better through your illness.

'aha! eureka!' tamaki's head echoed.

tamakiii ♥♥♥♥: I'll bring some commoner snacks we can enjoy too! Commoners have incredible food to help alleviate illness!

tamakiii ♥♥♥♥: What are you even sick with, anyway?

of course.

commoner food, of course.

haruhi's food.

yn>.&lt; : lol no its fine i dont want u to get sick. ill just c u at sxhool yn>.&lt; : school* yn>.< : doc said its just a cold but yk w my asthma n shit

tamaki was thoroughly disappointed with your response, what did you mean 'you didn't want him to get sick'? you'd never cared if you caught his cold.

his heart raced with worry, and he decided he would stop by anyway. knowing his next appointment was approaching, he speed walked over to the newest host.

"haaaaruuhiiiiii!" he waved his hand to her and her two clients, smiling widely with all of them smiling back at him.

"yeah? what is it, senpai?" haruhi looked up at him from her armchair.

"sorry to intrude-" he runs his hair through his locks - an action that you told him the ladies would swoon over, "-but i was wondering, do you have any recommendations for commoner food that sick people can eat?"

"...are you serious?"

#ohshc #ohshc fanfic #ohshc x reader #fanfiction #ouran high school host club #ouran host club #tamaki x reader #tamaki suoh x reader #tamaki suoh #light angst #x reader #suoh tamaki

[hrts4hanniehae]

clutch || five

there are written parts :)

note that the timeline or educations may not add up but just ignore it because i don't have the brain power to sync up THIRTEEN + 1 's education schedules

also!!!! the story begins in the christmas period of 2022!!!! IF THERE ARE YEAR ERRORS IM SO SORRY!!!! i legit can't change it omfg

"so you guys went to vernon's place before coming back?" - wonwoo

"can't risk e/n finding out where yn lives now." - vernon

"you and seungkwan have to be careful too." - dino

"yeah. he's away hosting this netflix show so i'll just look out for myself." - vernon

"he's so annoying..." - yn

"i'll fetch you from work from now on, yn." - wonwoo

dino and vernon turn to look at him in shock. wonwoo? volunteering? to go out of the house? to help someone?

"thanks... i didn't really expect him to become like this..." - yn

no one expected e/n to knock on wonwoo's door while yn and dino were home alone.

hiding in her art room as the knocks got louder, yn and dino began to silently panic.

"where the hell is wonwoo" - yn

"he has a streamer event to attend. i'm going to cry why is he so scary..." - dino

"okay wait go strip and put on your bathroom after wetting ur body or smth then open the door and ask why he's here." - yn

"huh?!" - dino

"fasterpleasegonow." - yn

dino took a deep breath before opening the door. sure enough, it was e/n, who was shocked to see him."

"sorry but does someone named yn ln live here?" - e/n

"sorry who?" - dino

"yn ln. about this tall, (hair colour), (eye colour)..." - e/n

"i don't know anyone like that. sorry. would you mind leaving? this apartment building is off limits to those who don't live here and i don't recognise you." - dino

"... sorry for bothering you." - e/n

dino immediately closes and locks the door once e/n leaves and rushes back to the art room.

"how the hell did he get in without the keycard?" - yn

"probably tailgated someone inside. have you texted wonwoo?" - dino

"he said he was on the way back." - yn

when he got the text from yn, his heart dropped. a simple sentence. "e/n is here. help." he feared the worst. he didn't understand. yn was one of the nicest people he knew, willing to help anyone, hardworking and dedicated. why was she suffering at the hands people like this?

his relief when she texted that she was okay made his legs weak. he barely knew her, but he knew the effort she'd put in to keep a smile on her face.

e/n threatened her peace. and he didn't know why he cared so much, but he did.

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a/n: i'm sorry it's a little short today but i was tired since i went out to buy albums today. i finally bought my boynextdoor album. and OMG TWS MEMBERS???? based off instant attraction alone... it's me and shinyu against the world.

synopsis: wonwoo is a popular streamer known for his incredible gaming skills and good looks. He turned heads. but he hates the attention. he just wants to play games and earn money. one day he receives a letter. his apartment’s rent has almost doubled. no warnings at all. his current paycheck from streaming can’t shoulder those bills. he has no choice but to rent out his spare room. to who? a fresh art university graduate who has… 1. a stable job ✅ 2. talent for art and sculpting ✅ 3. many friends ❌ 4. social anxiety ✅ 5. no filter ✅ when his iconic cat logo gets copystriked, she comes to the rescue with a new logo for him. when his apartment’s walls start peeling, she fixes it. whatever he used to struggle with… the empty space... was now filled by her. so what does he *last player standing* do when her ex *enemy spotted* tries to take her back? heh. *clutch* he clutches.

inspired by wonwoo's gam3bo1 streams, falling into your smile & gogo squid (has hints of valorant)

pairing: streamer!jeon wonwoo x fem!artist!reader (ft. jeongcheol, soonhoon, junhao, seoksoo, verkwan)

genre: fluff, comfort, slowburn, comfort, pining, bestfriend!minghao

warnings: stalker ex, toxic ex, mentions of abuse, guns (game), cursing, hate comments, panic attacks

started: 28.12.23

ended: ?

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[rinbowaman]

i love ur work too much i swear!! Could you do a text type thing where y/n responds to heethans text with “she’s busy bro”🙏🫶

awwww thank you!! that means the world to me! and ofc, i hope i succeeded. let me know how i did, i'm known to add some twists and flares to these things so i'm hoping i didn't disappoint. ;)

MDNI18+ bc of mentions of smut, smut related things, smut vibes, and smut talk.

Breaching the door to the classroom, Ethan started to reach for the knob, when suddenly H/N walks out, with her bag and books in hand. Heading to the bathroom to touch up her makeup before Jake picks her up, she intended to hang out for a bit and not bother going back inside since tonight, her and Jake were going to the movies. Gasping out of instant fear, she regains her breath after being stunned to see that Ethan was blocking her way with his staggering height.

"Oh! Ethan....you're here."

"Move the fuck outta the way."

"What the Hell? Can you for once not be a dick? What are you even doing here? I told you y/n was busy."

"........what?"

"Didn't you see the text i sent? you kept blowing up her phone while she was giving her presentation, which she barely aced but only because i silenced her phone after i texted you. Yeesh....you know you gotta let her be when she's in class, otherwise you're going to sabotage her grades."

".........what........text........?"

"The text i sent in response to all of yours! When i told you she' was busy. Come on bro."

Blinking his wide and sinister eyes, H/N tried to maintain a brave face yet failed to keep it steady as Ethan took a step closer while tilting his head, biting his lip down, puncturing flesh, all in his traditional manner to express his anger.

"Aaaaaaaah........gooooooooot it..........okay.......goood.......to.........go." Ethan merely responded while slurping up the slight bit of blood that dripped from his lip.

........................

You kept peeking towards the back of the classroom, surprised to not find Ethan standing there with that eerie gaze he always propelled your way. Yet every five minutes, up until class was up, you peered a look behind and found jus the empty seats, the blank walls, and the door shut.

"Strange....he seemed really angry earlier......did he change his mind?...."

Once the teacher had dismissed the class, you collected your books and bag, noting that H/N never returned from the bathroom, you recalled her mentioning that her and Jake were having a small date. Figuring that she had already been picked up, you left the class on your own. Opening the door, your eyes widened at seeing Heeseung standing across the hall, waiting for you with a soft smile.

"He went back to Heeseung?.....Wonder why......."

"He....Heeseung?"

"Hey pretty baby, all finished?"

"Yeah....um.....are you okay? pleasantly surprised to see Heeseung....and his Ethan side to be seemingly calm, you took his hand in yours and returned the smile back.

"Yeah I'm fine baby. I"m sorry about earlier, turns out to be a misunderstanding. Lets go get you some of those tarts you like from your favorite bakery and watch Netflix, hm?" Raising your hand to his face, he places a soft and tender kiss on the back of your palm. Pulling you in, he starts the evening with a delicate and soft peck to your lips, all the while rubbing the tip of his nose against yours. "I love you. I wasn't too harsh earlier, was i?" he softly expresses with his lips brushing against yours.

"No.....you're fine....you both are." you teased out as he places one kiss after another all over your face, entirely happy every time you initiated a flirting session, causing the butterflies to flicker in his gut and force the blood to rush through his limbs.

"My girl......"

Taking your books and bag, he holds your hand and walks you out of the building, across the lot, and into his car, like he always did. Tucking you into the seat, he walks over to the drivers side and sits himself down before starting the car.

"So........what happened earlier? The misunderstanding i mean." you asked softly, looking at him with an innocent sense of curiosity.

"Oh nothing....i took care of it." petting the back of your head, he leans in over the center console and kisses you. You knew Heeseung enough to know better than to pressure for answers if he didn't already give it. So you decided to look into the matter no further...yet you still wondered......

"............took care of what exactly?......"

.................................

Walking into the room, rather angry, H/N drops her bag and prepares to wait for Jake to return. He was supposed to pick her up yet, without so much as a phone call or text, he never showed. Fortunately one of the girls ran into her. After explaining that she had been waiting for over twenty minutes, her friend offered her a ride.

Now she just has to wait for Jake to come back and give her an explanation.

Sitting on the edge of his bed, she crosses her arms and huffs out an irritated expression. When suddenly the door creaked open.

"There you are! Where the Hell were you? Did you forget? Why didn't you return any of my calls or text? That was so rude! I was stuck there!" going on autopilot, she lets loose the bursts of anger and annoyance in her tone as she stood up, and walked squared up to Jake. She paid no mind at the fact he was much taller than her, she was livid.

"Say something! Give me an explanation or an apology or something! Why would you do that? I-"

Hissing, Jake cuts her tone off by placing his index finger on her lips.

"Hmmmmmm..........stardust........you have something to tell me?"

Confused, h/n shakes her head as she furrows her brows. "What are you talking about?"

"Were you a baaaaaaaad girl today?"

"What? What are you talking about?"

"You know........"

Leaning down, setting aside some of her hair and tucking it behind her ear, he whispers....

"Have you been playing on other people's phones?"

Blinking with wide eyes, a small gasp escapes through slightly parted lips as she stares into his eyes. Standing back straight up, his arms remained crossed, Jake scoffs. "Huh........looks like you have......bad girl."

".....are you talking about....with Ethan? I only texted him becaus-"

"Hhhhhhhhhh/nnnnnnnn........."

"..........w....what?"

Reaching behind to his back pocket, he removes something that remained out of her sight....until he dangles it in front of her face.

A leash, with a collar gripped in his other hand, he hangs the leathered piece in front, swaying it left to right as it dangles in a lengthy form, nearly reaching the floor. Gasping, she stutters out ".....wh....what.....what is that...?"

Laughing with a taunting smile, a gaze that gears towards the border of criminal love, he deeply responds....

"Time to play."

Wide eyed and feeling fearful for what was about to come.....h/n watches as Jake took his steps closer......and closer.......

*bzzzzzzz*

Glancing over to the side as her back reaches the wall, slowly succumbing to the trap as Jake breaches nearer, H/n looked down to the nightstand next to her and saw Jake's phone displaying the last text message traffic.

Skimming through the text boxes, H/N views the message that just came in.......causing her to shutter.

Projecting her sight back to Jake, she shook her head as she watched his deviant smile grow wider. Delicately gripping the item with his two fingers, he dangles another toy....one that was not present just moments ago. Though now, seeing it with the leash and collar, she realized just what Jake had in stored for her.

"What's wrong baby? Its in your favorite color. Lets get you ready for our nice little walk...."

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[steveharrington]

can u elaborate abt s4 not feeling like st? i don't disagree but i'm curious what ur thoughts are. i also felt s3 really didn't feel like st, like it's such a tonal shift from the first two seasons (and it has a LOT of issues) but i kind of love it anyway so.

before i try to put it into words i have to issue a disclaimer so here we go: i’m not trying to suggest that stranger things was ever like an indie show or underground or had a small fanbase at all, i know that it’s been insanely popular ever since s1 like i fully acknowledge that. however. s4, to me, feels like it was written to maximize online buzz instead of prioritizing the story, more so than any other season, and it worked which makes the fanbase feel different.

the first three seasons were obviously insanely popular and they did have these big moments that became referenced to death. i mean s1 alone spurred the whole barb obsession, the pink dress blonde wig el halloween costumes, the recreations of joyce’s light wall, the eggo jokes, plus people just went crazy like inviting david harbour to their weddings and shit. but that was all…natural. prettymuchit’s eric striffler talked about this in their stranger things commentary track so i’m ripping from him but he essentially said, in reference to s1, it’s insanely impressive how effortlessly the show managed to create iconic imagery that feels like it’s from an 80s movie in 2016. the duffers know that, so every season they ramp it up more and more to try to capitalize off that success. and sometimes i don’t mind it! i know people took issue with steve & dustin in s3, complained that their dynamic was being strung along just for memes or whatever, but to me their bond still felt genuine and authentic in that season so i personally was cool with it.

s4 just feels…rushed. which is insane because they had 3 years to work on it. purely speculating here, i think perhaps the duffers and netflix knew that it’d been forever and people were starting to forget stranger things, so all those rewrites and added content were kinda written with the idea of maximizing viewership in mind. that’s how we get ideas like: creating a fan favorite character whose imminent death is shoved down your throat so hard that the actual moment just rings hollow, shock killing and then un-killing max, bringing stancy back out of nowhere, starting and then dropping multiple storylines as the season progressed, giving el and hopper the exact same storylines they had in season two, having brenner take up insane amounts of screen time, etc etc etc. just…bad choices! and bad choices that you can tell were manufactured to either go viral (eddie and max) or start debate (stancy) while basically forfeiting the quality of the show in the process.

okay here’s where i’m gonna get bitchy. again i know the shows always been popular, and i like eddie, but eddie….took away a lot of the fun of the fanbase. and this is coming from someone who writes eddie fic!! i love him!! but i hate when any one specific character just completely monopolizes all content and conversation about a show, and among casual fans eddie completely 100% did this. you cannot see a single tweet about ST without thousands of replies all being like “is eddie coming back??? is eddie alive?????” and it just annoys me! i don’t like it! it makes the fan reaction and aftermath of this season just…different than the others and a lot less fun.

i think for me the different vibe all comes down to the fact that i didn’t like season 4. i was really disappointed after i finished it and honestly very sad i remember texting em being like “i don’t want to admit i’m disappointed because then that makes it real” but it’s been 5 months now and i can fully say: i was disappointed. it wasn’t what i was expecting, it wasn’t what i wanted, it was just not the quality of the show i know and love! which again is all subjective! and there’s a lot of good moments from it, but s4 just doesn’t hold a candle to the other 3 and it’s somehow impossibly made me …. not excited for s5. which i didn’t think was something that could happen!!

#answered #anon #long post

[lolexjpg]

dts s5 e6-8

e6: -having flashbacks of having to defend oscar to my mom for this why does the show try to lean into otmar's perspective so heavily GROSS -nah im full tinhatting i do not remember this whole bit where everyone hypes up oscar in interview before he has his lil chat with mark netflix u slimey lil bitches -oh if i was here when this news broke summer break 2022. i would've been inconsolable. i'm sure it was nuts, ballistic. maybe it was good i wasnt there. idk if i could've handled it akldkfjadslkfjasdkfj -lando saying "i already am (leading the team)" was not that rude it was just the TRUTH sorry -daniel speaking italian is so important actually -"ive been in this sport for 25 years i know what im doing" king that only makes the fumble THAT much more embarrassing COME ON -otmar talking abt how well oscar took all the shit we offered aren't we owed a contract? reminds me of timeshare schemes like actually just u paid for xyz if you dont have a contract in place he doesnt owe u anything maybe do contracts better next time :) -unfortunately zak brown is right!! its a pr disaster is the 5 million worth it!!! and they didnt even get the 5 mil!!! how do lose ur job speedrun masterclass here!! -i do wonder how much netflix inflated daniel's chances for the alpine seat, bc from what i've heard it wasnt really in the conversation. idk i wasnt there but it would make sense for netflix to lean heavily into this narrative -did not realize liam was sitting Right There when pierre was askin abt the gossip aldfjaslkfjaksjdf -the way how in season 1 its like NO DANIEL DON"T LEAVE RED BULL i feel the same way abt pierre going to alpine. like ofc it made perfect sense at the time and you cant fault him for it but like no babygirl its bouta implode PLEASE -rip all the tiktok edits that were muted in the umg purge that paired "good luck to oscar" with "if a man talks shit then i owe him nothing." thank u taylor couldn't have said it better myself -"do you regret anything that's happened?" "um. no :)" U TELL EM BABY

e7: -i'm sorry but geri seemingly getting boiling water from a tap to make tea is so fucking insane rich person cursed -was originally gonna include this funny shot of christian standing looking out a balcony like sharpay evans in high school musical in my s5 gifset but due to recent events i will not :) -i just think. that including this whole bit abt how much checo loves his family in the same episode as the monaco gp where he allegedly cheated on his wife was a CHOICE. interesting. -lewis's monaco 2022 outfit is one of his best outfits ever. its so iconic 2 me -HI ALEX -so many cinematic parallels to discuss. s1 max putting it in the wall in practice and ruining his race to prove he was faster than daniel. known parallels to brocedes ALLEGEDLY trying to sabotage eachother by crashing in that corner in monaco. hmm hmm hmm. much to think -im sorry the sainz collision is just so goofy. i remember watching the replay of this quali and being bamboozled. befuddled. deeply amused. what a stupid fucking sport -'for fucks sa-........okay this is typical monaco isnt it" MAX GETS IT -i honestly dont mind wet monaco races just bc by nature of the track its on average slower therefore less dangerous. i'll take a wet monaco over a wet spa any damn day -ferrari's double pit fuck up is PEAK embarassing ferrari strats. like to do a bad strat is one thing but to just mess up the strat ur trying to do. peak biblically cursed charles leclerc moment

e8: -god i wish i got more into yukierre. i see the appeal. unfortunately they just dont give me brain worms -many thoughts. um i think focusing on yuki's temper is just. unfair. like sure he should work on it but thats an issue with many young drivers its not a unique failure on his part -i have given thoughts on japan '22 before i'm not rly gonna rehash but i really wish the didn't gloss over it on dts. i think it was an important moment in the sport to have a big conversation abt rain safety. -oh this nyck supercut is gonna be painful knowing where it goes :/ -god remember when ppl thought nyck was gonna lead the team? leave yuki in the dust? even /i/ had him above yuki in my preseason predictions isnt that insane? -"im happy, i'll take that, that you'll miss me at least 2 or 3 minutes" god forgot the most romcom ass shit since sebchals we'll start by holding hands -nando n lance having this crazy crash and now a year later they're fucking on the reg. happy 4 them

#i'm ahead of schedule now on purpose so i dont have to worry abt it when pst starts! #i will likely finish 2moro WOO #she speaks #dtsrewatch

[hamsterbellbelle]

What's your next project? Anything ur looking forward to?

Oh man...project is such a big word _(:з」∠)_ xD I'm a serious procrastinator so anything that I'm about to say please don't expect it to be made anytime sooner...but the base mechanicsms for 3D sim hologram is already finished, all that is left is to pick out the outfits and create (or use EA's original) animations. However I am also expecting to face some odd setbacks as different outfit-meshes may have individual issues (e.g. weights and bones).

I also kinda thought about making a mini-Merry Go (anime: One Piece) recently as the live action version is coming out on Netflix and I wanted to make it before the release.

But given the time left and my current obsession with Baldur's Gate 3 this boat is most likely not gonna happen... _(:з」∠)_

What is sure gonna be made (the REAL next project) are the club-lights that I am wanting for my underground bar build ( •̀ ω •́ )✧ I have so many ideas for the lights but I am also so lazy to make them..

(this post is getting long so I'm making a cut...cont. below⬇️⬇️xD

(Yes, I placed the paper next to my cute hamster cup on purpose 😎xD sorry for my horrible hand writing...)

Curve lights are something that I wanted to cover the corners of the wall, but also hoping it won't get in the way of playing in Live mode. I have no idea what is "small wall/mirror animate"...and the "ceiling flicker light" may not be possible if not owning the Paranormal stuff pack. - Actually: could someone maybe tell me if the BEEP lights still flickers if not having the Paranormal pack? 🤔

Also a couple of ask (via message or Ask) that I promise I'm gonna get back to..._(:з」∠)_ (BTW there was an ASK about invisible hover boots and I think llazyneiph's Cybernetix mod has this function ( •̀ ω •́ )✧ )

Anyway, as for the build part.

Dragon Age Skyhold and Mass Effect Shepard Citadel mansion ( •̀ ω •́ )✧

This two builds are long overdue..._(:з」∠)_ Either one is gonna be my annual December build project 🐹🧡👍

#msg

[stayarmytinyzenmoa-l]

HEEEYY HOW U DOINN??? can i please request a renjun imagine (fluff and crack) with this

[Top of the Class who hasn’t had a break in their life + Relaxed second in the class who procrastinates too much]

THANK UU AND I LOVE UR ACC SM AAHHHHH

HEYYYY I'M DOING GOOD AND AHHH this is perfect for Renjun HAHAHAHA let's do it! Thank you too! You're so sweet <3

Break(ing)

Non-Idol AU, University AU

TW: Language

Dynamic: Top of the Class who hasn’t had a break in their life + Relaxed second in the class who procrastinates too much

Pairing: Renjun x Reader

Y/N Pronouns: Not Specified

Genre: Fluff

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Word Count: 0.9K

"No," Renjun's words were blunt and you rolled your eyes.

"Seriously?" You groaned, standing up from your bed and stretching your arms above your head. "Come on, Jun, let's take a break!" You held his pair of rollerblades in front of him and Renjun sighed.

"Later."

"The rink is going to close later!"

"(Y/N), we have a final tomorrow, and all you can think of is rollerblading?" He turns in his chair and stares at you. "And you're already wearing your rollerblades, of course you are," he sighs.

"Come on! Let's have some fun!" You insisted. Renjun looks at the rollerblades on his desk, then he looks at you. You waited in excited anticipation, surely, he wouldn't turn you down since you were already ready to go, right?

"No."

"Renjun!" You groaned and fell on his bed. Renjun tapped his head with the tip of his pencil and continued his studying, rollerblades now on the ground next to him.

"Tomorrow, after finals, we'll go then," he mutters. You slid your rollerblades off and rolled them against the wall while keeping your eyes trained on your boyfriend. His shoulders were tensed and his posture was slightly slouched over his desk. Sure, maybe you should be studying too, but hell, if Renjun was going to be on the verge of tearing his hair out, then maybe you should intervene.

You were no stranger to Renjun's study habits. After he scored higher than you on the first exam, it was only natural for the top of the class and the next person to gravitate towards each other, then, one thing led to another, and now both of you left each other's things at the other's house. So, you knew Renjun better than anybody.

You also knew that when he got too stressed out he tended to make mistakes.

"Renjun~" A plan formed in your head and you walked over to him, draping your arms around him and resting your head on top of his.

"No, (Y/N)." You let your head rest on his shoulder. Now this, this was a tried and true method to getting your boyfriend away from the desk.

"Let's watch that one TV show you'd been wanting to see! What was it called? Something on Netflix, right?"

"The Sandman?" He turns to look at you and you nod against his hoodie. "You don't even like shows like that."

"Hey! Maybe this one will be different," slowly, you started pulling his chair back. Renjun stares at you.

"I know what you're doing," he says.

"No you don't."

"You're trying to distract me from studying, aren't you?"

"That's not true."

"It's so you could finally do better than me on our final, huh?" You blinked.

"Okay, no, that definitely isn't it," you shook your head. "You need to relax, Renjun! Come on, one episode, I promise, I won't make you watch anymore," you plead. Renjun's eyes softened.

"Okay, one episode," he says, pulling your arms off of himself gently.

"Yes!"

Needless to say, one episode turned into one season, both of you were so engrossed into the story that Netflix's 'Next Episode' option drew you in further, and before you knew it, it was past midnight, and Renjun was properly freaking out, once again pacing his bedroom while you sat and watched him unamused, blanket over your lap and his shirt slightly falling off your shoulder.

"I'm going to fail!" He laments.

"You'll be fine!" You reassured him.

"I thought I said only one episode!"

"Shoot, me too!"

"(Y/N)! Why didn't you stop me?!"

"Hey, I said that I wouldn't make you watch anymore, you're the one who sat through the rest of the season with me," you rose your hands up and shrugged.

"Oh my god, (Y/N), I didn't even revise chapter eight yet!" He musses through his hair and sighs.

"Jun, baby, you perfected that exam," you rested your cheek on your palm. "You set the curve and properly pissed off our whole class," you shook your head.

"But-"

"Nope, I won't hear it, come here," you held your arms open and Renjun stares at you. "Come on, I know you want to," you gestured for him to come and Renjun rolls his eyes.

"I guess it's too late to study anyway," he climbs into bed with you and you wrap your arms around him.

"There we go, you know what I always say, the best thing to do before a big exam is to relax!" You lied down, bringing Renjun with you.

"If I fail, it's your fault."

"You're not going to fail, trust me," you nuzzled your head against his and he groans into your chest. But, despite it, he relaxed in your arms and you were able to hide your victory smile when you pressed a kiss to the crown of his head. "If it makes you feel any better... I didn't revise chapter eight either," you admitted.

"That was such a hard chapter..." he yawns.

"I know, that's why the professor removed it from the exam." Renjun lifted his head up to look at you.

"Are you serious?"

"Yes? Didn't you check the class announcements?" You asked. Renjun reached for his phone and opened Canvas and clicked on your class.

"Oh my god..." Renjun turned his phone off and hit his head against your chest lightly while you laughed.

"See, Junnie? Nothing to worry about! Let's just go to sleep and worry about it tomorrow!"

"How you're so relaxed, I'll never know."

"How you're so stressed, I'll never know."

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[bluewinnerangel]

In your opinion, what do you think each song in harry's house is about?

Music For A Sushi Restaurant: music (industry). I love music! And making it my way! Especially!

Late Night Talking: when harry is away from louis.

Grapejuice: alcoholism. asdkjafh ok more nuanced I'd say either about love by using alcohol dependence analogies, or the other way around, or why not both. Or simply just his love for red wine.

As It Was: change, in short. I think he has explained it himself well (for a change lol)

Daylight: when louis is away from harry.

Little Freak: harry (she 2.0). I think there's some lines in there that are about other things, other people, but overall I think the "you" is Harry. I'm also getting Joni Mitchell with this one again but that's not really a well formed thought yet.

Matilda: this one is hard for me to put into words. Its for everyone who needs it. It's about trauma, everything he's said. It being coated in being addressed to Roald Dahl's Matilda as a grownup is beautiful, but I also think he's tried to insinuate that the person he had on his mind when writing is no longer with us and I don't see this talked about and I'm not super comfortable putting that thought out there but it is what I think it is about... When he's said they don't know it's for them, and talked about it on Zane Lowe, he looked up a lot, and then talked about losing people to suicide. So yeah, I think it's written about someone who will never hear it, but is for everyone who can.

Cinema: They parked the floating dumpsterfire on this track but I don't think it's the main focus. It could still be about holivia but shady. You can read this as being about affection and intimacy, as both new relationship feels as domestic Netflix and chilling. But because he said he wrote it on a treadmill.. maybe it's just him describing the rich people rooms in his house and what he does in them like: I got a home cinema, this is where I work out, where I dance, I get wet in the shower, I don't have a roof on the drive, I also sleep here, welcome to my crib.

Daydreaming: Okay I'm reading this 2 ways: 1) also She 2.0, from the perspective of She, and 2) snuggled up with cinema as a passive aggressive these stunts are stupid jab lol. daydream = fake, night = real, gimme all of ur love (presence, so we got pics and stuff) now so theres something to dream about for the gp and then im gonna be gone for so long bc lol bye. Again, maybe both.

Keep Driving: live laugh and especially love in a pandemic. I also think his stories about taking a drive to Italy in (summer? Fall?) 2020 in his late step-dads car aren't unrelated. Also just stinks of longterm love a lot. A lot of them do.

Satellite: fame? It ties in with his words about being "up there" and not being there forever etc for me, as well as older songs that for me revolve around that (with 1D times as well). But it can also be put next to Defenceless for instance (have you put Harry's House next to Walls yet, i mean track by track all lined up, there's a bunch of dumbass parallels there istg), and if you read both as simply being about each other it makes sense for me too. But if you read both as being about being loved, being seen, being accepted, not necessarily by a partner but by the public, being "up there" or not, it makes sense to me too. Again, why not both.

Boyfriends: Ok so the last bit (Boyfriends, are they just pretending? They don't tеll you where it's heading and you know thе game's never ending) I fully see how you can read that the same as the rest, as men are trash, basically, but this is so so so so perfectly fitting in what I think larry is and has been doing and how they view themselves (play Mind Games by John Lennon, they keep on playing these mind games together, faith in the future, amirite.) And perhaps the rest was written to fit around this bit.. that the concept of shitty bfs spawned from how you can interpret the lines he wanted to have in a song like that, and in the end dedicated to anyone who can relate in whichever role they have(n't) been in in relation to boyfriends.

Love Of My Life: home (inc location, partner, privacy, anonymity)

It's not been long and I'll probably change my mind about some of these later. I also think there might be more than a few that are written with specific movie inspirations, with obviously Matilda being one, and I guess we can count DWD with Cinema, but I'm expecting to get a light bulb moment with My Policeman at some point too. Then there's The Matrix and we're joking about LOTR now. In his previous albums I think to see at least The Notebook and Brokeback Mountain, so yeah I might just be coming back with an essay about how it's all about Mean Girls yk. We'll see.

#yk loml is about lotr #suicide tw #alcohol tw #holivia

[elsfairy]

I'm literally horrible with my activity in any social platform and hardly comment at all- in general, I'm not that active even with fic writers that I love [like you nd sevikascrown]

But- I get over my stump and open tumblr just to see you rightfully hurt over someone who clearly doesn't/didn't deserve you. Another fic writer I follow [@sevikasangel] is going through it too, and I mustered up the courage to send sum to her, so I'm doing the same to you bcus I feel rlly bad.

Becus I'm trying to be civil- I'm just saying that I got sum pretty sharp canines and I have no problem biting them for you❤️

Anyway, you derserve besitos. [that means kisses]

A LOT OF BESITOS

Please eat some good food and treats and don't forget to make like our leafy friends nd drink some wa-wa! Lots of wa-wa! Do sum silly stuff your past kid-self would love- color on walls! Be in a bubble bath! Do you like movies nd shows? Do you like kid ones? You can try watching the movie "The Sea Beast", or maybe try watching "Carmen Sandiego" [the new netflix ver] for sum nice milfy looking women... [I don't watch a lot of things- but for a good laugh you can also watch "Barbie life in the dreams house" that's just pure chaos nd some iconic lines/moments]

That's all I have really, but here are some fluffy blankets nd some big stuffies to cuddle the mess out of- 🐻💐

*very much runs away- not without smooching allover ur face*

CUDDLES- HUGS- BESITOSSSSS!!!

*btw- I did take this pic off the internet- it just fit too well...*

*officially runs away nd hides*

hi! I'm usually just ghosting in the comments, I'm too shy to do anything sometimes but it's okay <3 i love you <3 Ellie is amazing too, pls give all your love and hugs to them too <3

I'm doing better today, promised myself i wouldn't cry but I've been doing it for the past 4 hours (ironic because that's all i do) but im okayyyyyyy, just trying to control the emotions i hate having. I follow Estella and i hope she's doing okay <3

I've been snacking on candy since i woke up ngl so i have snacks & drink </3 im rewatching shitty movies & shows currently but i think im gonna either take a walk or go to the beach. I had plans to write but honestly, i don't want to. I've pushed myself too hard, too far and it's my own fault so i think i just need to, stop for a minute. I'm sorry if this is answered poorly, im just really tired today <3 im crying because you're kind enough to check on me, thank you, and i love you<3

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[nulltune]

&&. ‎@igniferous is not safe from the besties

i didn't rb a meme and u didn't send me anything but i love and just wanted to fill this out fot them okok <3

texts the other memes at 3 am: hakuno!!!! but very out of context and very likely to be cats. wolf would probably be like "wtf is this". would like to think that infects him a lil bit tho! and the next time he sees a meme he's just -squints eyes- -tentatively sends to the moon menace girl- (wolf vc this is what she calls a "meem" isn't it 🤨)

tries to convince the other to do an idea that definitely sounds questionable: hakuno: "hey wouldn't it be fun if we-" wolf: "no." (she manages to drag him into it anyway)

is the designated driver and who always gets wasted: don't think neither of them would ever be Wasted(TM) but hakuno doesn't enjoy drinking so she'd appoint herself designated driver. i just imagine chilly drunk wolf in the passenger seat telling her some story while hakuno is :| but listening attentively actually. seems fine and dandy except hakuno's not the best driver and with the way she's driving, you'd think they're from gta pulling the biggest bank heist in the world (hakuno: this is a nice podcast -bounces up from speedbump but it unbothered bc she's too short to hit the car roof- -she would've gotten a concussion if she did-) (wolf: SVFKSG ok anyway- it was 428472 years ago when FEKGJSJFKSJFKDKFJ)

always has to host the impromptu sleepover: ok but i'm thinking wolf........ because hakuno would come over and wooooh oh hey it's real hecking late now! she's fine with going back herself (even though she's homeless actually) but hold on wolf's not gonna let her go into the dead of the night like that-- it's dangerous 😤 who’s netflix account gets mooched off of: don't think either would have one but!! i imagine hakuno talking abt it (unable to buy it tho bc she's penniless 😔 /hj) every now and then and wolf ends up getting one some day. he doesn't say it but hakuno sees that there's an account with her name on it already and she's just :0 !!

brings all the snacks and who supplies the movie: hakuno would split the work between em! it's funner that say, she thinks (hakuno: nod nod.) so if she brings the snacks, he supplies the movie, and vice versa. it'd be so funny tho because it'd rlly show the difference between poor simple girl hakuno and rich boy wolf sjghdjg

is usually the first one to say sorry after a fight: 🤔 i don't think they'd ever get into a serious fight but maybe wolf. .. after he says it hakuno's like "...we were fighting?"  Σ(°ロ°)

is the ‘ mom friend ‘: WOLFF ok hear me out!!! i just think he'd be like those seemingly very strict but actually caring mothers okok. also hakuno's good at taking care of others but not herself so, yes. wolf pls look after ur bestie thank uuu

calls the other at 12 am to wish the other a happy birthday without fail: hakuno and she'd be so extra p l s ...... tosses pebbles at his window (if he has one) to get his attention and then starts singing happy birthday with the most flat voice everrrr. bonus: you know that one scene in kungfu panda 2? where po's yelling to shen but he's so far away shen can't hear him? if that happens with them i just know hakuno's chaotic enough to start climbing the damn walls to get to wolf 😭😭 (hakuno vc it's faster-)

is the better wingman to the other: somehow i feel like they both could be a real good wingman for each other :chinhands: it'd make for an interesting scenario tho!! i think it'd be vvv fun to explore >:3

‘ the strong must protect the sweet ‘ , who’s the ‘ strong ‘ and who’s the ‘ sweet ‘: hakuno can kick ass so i think she might just be the strong in that aspect (tho i think wolf is pog at magic!!! iirc!) (...wolf teaching hakuno magic when? 🧐) but she doesn't choose violence okok-- she's the strong that encourages wolf to show more of his sweet side 😌

pulls the other up for karaoke to sing a duet together: wolf with a very big sigh after hakuno's continuous and not so subtle hints for him to sing ("do you want the next song?" "there's no need to be shy" "oh, this song seems like it'd be fun. want to try?") but it comes with the condition that she sings with him !! hakuno chooses drop pop candy and if wolf feels like he might die from embarrassment i would not blame him!

#igniferous #&&. out of #q. #WEEPS EEVVVEEE!!! I SAW UR MESSAGES THRU MY NOTIFS AND I SOBBB- #but basically yes i love them ❤ AND IM GONNA PROPERLY SCREAM AT U AT A LATER TIME BC schedule is packed 2dayy ^_T #IN THE MEANTIME THO HAVE THIS!!!!! (I THROW THIS @ U LIKE A POTATO) (softly......) (...affectionately 😌💖) #i just have a lot of thoughts abt them okok- #AND FEEL ABSOLUTELY FREE TO CORRECT ME ON ANY OF THEM AY ! i always welcome ur thoughts >:3 #long post /

[yunszn]

FEVER LOVE

p lhs x fem!reader s bf hee taking care of u when ur sick w kissing wc 0.4k g established relationship , fluff 〰 bookshelf

"Are you here yet?" The message pops up on Heeseungs phone. He runs up the stairs, muttering a quick goodbye to his girlfriend's mother.

"Hey baby, sorry I got caught up talking with your mom," he laughs out, giving yn a kiss on her warm forhead. Yn's face is flushed red, and her body bundles up in the sheets of her bed.

Heeseung pulls out a shopping bag filled to the brim with stuff, showing his girlfriend what he bought. "So I have your favorite chips, three types of chocolate, some medicine and tissues, and last but not least..." he slowly comes closer to the girls face, planting kisses all over.

"Stop, you should get away from me... I don't want you getting sick as well" she replies, pushing the boy away from her. He pouts, refusing to leave her.

He instead lies down next to her, pulling her head under his chin, "I came here to take care of you, don't worry, I'm not gonna get sick,"

Yn sighs audibly, knowing nothing will make him give up, "Okay, but I'm not going to be the one taking care of you tomorrow" She snuggles up to his warm body, Heeseung planting even more kisses on her head. Shifting her body, she turns her head to look at him.

He chuckles noticing her cute face, still a pinkish color from the fever, and quickly pecks her lips. He turns his attention to the tv on the wall, the Netflix logo appearing. "Now let's watch something, your choice"

She still hasn't taken her eyes off of him, making him furrow his brows in confusion. Maybe it's the fever, maybe it isn't, but all she knows her lips were back on his in an instant. The boy is stunned, kissing her back fiercely without thinking. She pulls his body on top of hers, hands climbing to his neck and into his hair.

Heeseung pulls away relentlessly, "What was that for?"

"I don't need medicine, just you" she smirks up at him. He laughs, climbing back to his original position.

"You can have me when you're not sick, focus on getting better right now" he replies, making Yn pout in response. The two afterwards stay in bed all day, binge watching one of her favorite shows.

In the morning, Yn is feeling much better after her boyfriend took care of her. She grunts getting out of bed and checking her phone.

One new message.

"I'm sick. Can you come over? Pleaseeeeeee", It's from Heeseung of course, making the girl laugh as she remembered him being sure he wouldn't get sick yesterday.

from z — sry this is so short but i think its cute lol, hope u enjoy!

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[myaquariusheart]

23/4

Yesterday me and Cake started gym and then I had to show her the best Mac and Cheese in the world at the Greyhound. That Mac and Cheese literally make's me so happy when I eat it and I've never felt that about any other food. It's so tasty and I hope no one takes it off the menu. Today Dad took me B&M and I finally got a new carpet for my room but my room doesn't feel complete yet. I still need to sort out my clothes from my laundry bag and I need to put up some pictures on my wall. I have my presentation tomorrow and honestly, inside I am shitting myself big time. I haven't prepared properly or even practiced but I'm hoping I just scrape a pass and I will be happy with that. After that, I need to focus on my dissertation and hopefully be done with all of that. I just finished You so tomorrow Im going to start the second book. I found myself skimming the last few chapters because honestly Joe chats a lot of shit and I can't be bothered with all of it. Like get to the point Joe, we get ur deluded and psychotic but I actually can't be reading it all it's too much. Although I do love the first book I think the last part drags a bit, I never read the second book properly but mostly because it didn't match up with the series on Netflix and I'm pretty sure I was watching it at the same time so my imagination was all messed up with it. So hopefully this time my brain won't get confused. Tomorrow is a new week and I really hope it's going to be a good one. I realised I actually don't work much at the cafe but once Uni is all over I'm going to take up more shifts and hopefully be more active and start gym properly. I'm excited and motivated and it's taken me a long time to be motivated but I think because I'm with someone it's more fun and I'm less shy at the gym. Going gym for me is actually nerve-wracking alone because I do have low confidence and I know no one actually cares but I am super self-conscious of if other people are looking at me and even what they're thinking about me. I need to get over that but it is hard, it's a working progress and hopefully this year I will have some growth. I don't know what I want to do straight away after I graduate but honestly, I'm going to be so proud of myself and hopefully, I can make Mum and Dad proud of me too. I am super bummed I'm not going to get any more financial support from SFE but this is going to help me budget better and hopefully, I can be better at managing my money. I know most of my money gets wasted on clothes and snacks mostly. maybe even vape so I need to try not to lose my vapes as much as that's usually why I constantly need to buy them. I also need to do just a snack shop at the start of the week to stop myself from buying so much daily. I can honestly spend up to £10 a day on snacks and I need to stop. Maybe if I just buy a multi-pack of items it will last longer. I also need to remember to order some more tablets tomorrow. I seriously need to wake up early, I'm aiming for 7am so I can have a wash and then get properly ready for tomorrow. I also need to remember to email Karam my presentation in the morning when I wake up and just take a deep breath and hopefully not have too much anxiety over it. Being confident and not caring and just delivering my presentation needs to be my main priority, I need to get over being shy but I can't help myself, imagine my presentation is rubbish and not good enough? It's just one day and only 10 mins, I can do this and I know ill feel such a weight off my shoulder once it's done. I need to just wake up with a positive mind and energy, but that all comes down to me being on time and getting to uni at a good time. Ideally, I should leave the house at 8-8:30ish so I can get in earlier and go over a few things. Need to stop overthinking but it needs to be done and it's one step closer to finally finishing. Tomorrow I'm also aiming to go the gym but I didn't have time to change my membership, so maybe I can just leave to come home earlier and we can both go in Syd.

[hstylesloverr]

could you do a ig blurb where yn is like not famous and a really private person (she even has her ig account private) and then the fans started notice that yn and harry are dating and it’s just surprising to them bc yn is just an university student

you got this!! fc: karinasreyes on ig

you can send me proposals if you want!! i am here at your service

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PRIVATE NOT SECRET.

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harrystyles Stop using my memes for everything

yourinstagram it's an obsession like watching murderers documentaries on netflix 😙

harrystyles Weirdo.

yourinstagram fuck u

yourbff ur so hot wanna hook up

yourinstagram when harry leaves

yourmom pay attention to classes yn!

harrystyles Education is very important I’m going to insist on that

yourinstagram please this is so embarrassing harry don't act like a 40 year old man

chrismbw party at the frat house at 9?

yourinstagram tomorrow my boyfriend flies to LA sorry i'll go to the party next week

naileadevora i miss you bubs

yourinstagram miss u too 🥺

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harryfan1 WHAT’S GOING ON?!?!??!?!

harryfan3 so all this time we thought he was still grieving for camille he was in a new and stable relationship?

harryfan8 pr stunt

harryfan2 if the girl was famous that would make some sense but literally no one knows her...

harryfan4 who is she?

harryflower nobody knows

harryfan8 idc what others think they’re cute

harry2018s maybe harry wants to keep the whole thing secret so guys stop talking abt this

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harryfan2 i’m not crying

harryfan7 maybe they are just friends…

harryfan1 i don’t think so…

taylorfan3 she smokes it is normal that harry feels attracted

harryfan4 women who smoke are hot

harryfan1 isn’t she @/yourinstagram?

haylorrcats WHAAT THE GIRL IS THE SAME TO THE ONE IN THE PROFILE PICTURE

harryfan5 she has a private account😭

taylorfan2 good luck trying to get accepted into her account

hrry2015 she is so beautiful

harryfan6 boyfriend harry era

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yourinstagram hahaha i have 995+ requests i'm going to hit the wall

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yourbff yn famous era just don’t forget me

yourinstagram never.

andrew99 are u gonna accept them

yourinstagram no they scare me

harrystyles I love you so much for taking this all so lightly ❤️

yourinstagram don’t worry baby

khalopp this friday you're coming to party right?

yourinstagram i have to take care of my public image now but yes

chrismbw tomorrow we meet in the library before biology

yourinstagram okay

julesleblanc ur so hot

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harrystyles A private (not secret) relationship

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harryfan4 she’s gorgeous…

harryfan5 does anyone know anything about her?

harryfan1 her name is y/n i think she still goes to university, she really likes to party and stuff

harryfan5 how the hell did she met harry?

harryfan1 idk that they’re really going by the private thing

yourinstagram ❤️

annetwist My two little kids! 💗

harryfan7 OMG DID YN ALREADY MET ANNE?? HOW LONG ARE YN AND HARRY DATING

harryfan6 Harry never posted a girlfriend on his social media.😭😭😭😭😭😭

harrylt if i'm honest i don't really like this girl for harry

harryymine why?

harrylt harry for example almost never smokes and suddenly when he meets this girl he starts smoking? that's not good for his asthma. In addition to the fact that the girl is seen to be someone who loves to smoke and drink and hook up with everything that moves. i feel like harry is going to end up heartbroken

yourbff I'll tell you this as someone who knows y/n and harry's relationship inside out: harry doesn't smoke because of y/n and y/n doesn't really like that he smokes either because of his asthma. she cares a lot about him and it's embarrassing that i have to come out and say this in her defense but it bothers me that y/n is seen as something that isn't just because you don't like to see your idol happy with someone

harryymine girl don't be ridiculous you don't know y/n and you're not harry's mother. he is already 27 years old and knows who he hangs out with, apart from me i don't see y/n as someone who enjoys making others suffer

harryfann3 i don't care what anyone else says i’m already obsessed with this couple

taylorfan5 she's definitely 'rockstar's girlfriend' material

harryfan00 isn’t she friend with nailea devora jules leblanc and all that group?

harrytaylors it looks like she is

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we need some mediocre nat fluff now to hear us from that stab in the heart fic

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content warnings: nsfw i sprinkled in some porn so, as usual peak mediocrity

she brings white claw to meet ur friends<3 and youre like i set a low bar for you and youre playing limbo with it. and yet ur friends are like so impressed by her because shes an avenger and she just smirks at you over the table

you ask her why she doesnt speak russian to you regularly and shes like well u dont speak clown to me regularly? and u whack her stomach but she just pulls u in for a hug and ur like ur so annoying but u kiss her anyway

when u go for a walk w her through the park and u see an ice cream truck ur like go buy us a cone and shes like wtf why dont U buy it bitch and ur like u wear the strap, u pay the bill

shes just like :| but goes and pays for it anyway but before u can even take a bite of it, she eats the whole thing and shes like yeah look i need the energy, i burn so much of it putting up w ur ass

you rolling ur eyes: you love putting my ass up

nat: very true<3

sometimes u take naps in her office and she comes in and wakes u up and is like come eat me out under my table and ur like ??? u didnt even say hi bro tf but like ur a slut so yeah

sometimes u show up to bring her lunch so she makes a joke about how its reciprocal: she eats something and u eat something

when halloween rolls around and they have those fake decorations, u buy a bag of spiders and u find her at the gym and u throw them at her and ur like "for halloween im you, i attack people with my spider bullshit" she gets u in the ring and slams you on ur back and ur like "i still dont regret doing that" and she sits on your waist, straddling u and rolls her eyes but shes smiling fondly down at u and she kisses u and then grabs ur face and says Get the fuck out. and youre like no<3 and she says And stop visiting me at work. and youre like No<3

nat and her cock gag<3 when u dont stop irritating her she tells u to open up baby, spits in ur mouth, shoves it in, and pats ur cheek twice, says ur so much more bearable like this

when ur nice to her she'll let u braid her hair so she'll sit cross legged on the floor while netflix is on and u play w her hair and sometimes you'll yank her head back by the braid for a kiss and she doesn't say anything about it until it comes time for a spank lmao she counted.

she will show up at ur job too, hand u a wrap or a sandwich she bought for like $3 and then talk u into making out in her car or in a storage closet, every time u leave the other hanging -- either ur break is over or she has to go or smth

u send her memes about being a boomer and she says shut up and ur like ok cradle robber. she says u like me w a cane. u tell her ur looking at her respectfully bc u always respect ur elders. she dresses up as steve for Halloween and tells u its because shes dressing her age. and by steve i mean she just wears a tight shirt and flexes all the time. u have no complaints

at the pool she pushes u in and ur like I'm drowning i need mouth to mouth and she obliges because she saves lives u know<3

ok soft gfs sometimes when shes out of the country you'll call her and ur sleepy bc its weird timezones and ur like pls be safe. come back soon. and nats like side eying her coworkers bc they cannot see her emote like this so shes like "um yes i like mac n cheese" and ur like "and thats i love you in repressed russian spy right?" and shes turning around to face a wall and smiling and going "yes it is" and when she comes home u hand her a microwave mac n cheese and she kisses u at the door and u tell her so sweetly that shes washing all the dishes from the past week bc she cannot skimp out on chores and shes like sure ok but i have a lot of laundry for u to do:) don't get stuck again. Or do. i don't mind

inspired by tiktok for ur anniversary u both agree not to buy each other gifts but ur bored one day and make a macaroni frame and u put in a picture of u both and ur like Sike i got a gift for u <3 and shes panic buying shit like brand name clothes, make up, a brand new sex toy, and ur like ......nat i literally just got u this.

shes so unimpressed she says shes going to return everything u don't deserve ANYTHING but she lets u kiss her jaw and her cheek and her lips and u tell her thank u baby and ur like :) ily and shes like ok fine.

mediocre nat is really just a simp ngl

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