MY MOM FOUND HER CANNABIS SEEDS THAT SHE THOUGHT SHE HAD LOST IN THE SPICE TUPPERWARE BOX NEXT TO THE BAY LEAVES KJHGFDFGHJUZTREDFVGHJ
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I hear you say you don't like heat because you can only take off so many layers. You listen to me. You're going to go get one of your spare towels. Thinner ones work better, but a thick one is okay. You're going to go run it under cold to room temperature water with the bath faucet until it's soaked through, then squeeze it out until it's no longer dripping, but is still wet. Then you're going to use that as a blanket. If you still need cooling after it dries off, repeat process. Instead of taking off all your layers, add one that cools you down.
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dear the long-suffering Pearlescentmoon fandom trying to find fics that are actually about Pearl:
go onto advanced search
go to character tag and enter Pearl's character tag
go to "any field"
then type "summary: Pearl"
hit enter
you now only have fics with Pearl in the summary of the fic
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The us government is treating there woman like chickens in a coop, hey why not stick us in a chicken coop dressed as a chicken since you people think children are so important -Velvet tina
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Spooky girl just wants to go back being dead, is called to save the world instead
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I have learned that love can grow without sex, and that sex does not always lead to love.
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the new ride kamens character is jo, and he's... blood stark and night rogue? he's got the blood stark visor and color, but he's got bat wings which is definitely night rogue, not what i would've expected, i would've thought we'd get evol and kr rogue first as separate characters, but hey, dan kuroto and blood stark are some of my top faves of all time villains, so i'm not complaining
heck YES look at this steam-powered and yet somehow cyberpunky batman. he's awesome! 🦇 and honestly given that the popular guess for him was Night Rogue, I think it's pretty funny that he ended up being (mostly) the other Faust guy (I admit I usually associate him with the Evol form and...kind of forgot about Blood Stalk a little bit. :')
augh I am so BEHIND on drawing the Wisdom Thinks guys, hold on let me fix this
also I really hope they get way into the nitty-gritty of them running the lounge. nothing is funnier to me than Dramatic Action Superheroes having to take time out of their day to balance their business ledger and figure out the employee rotation for the week and stress about scheduling their upcoming food safety inspection. it's great.
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ok so ive been Very Subtlely trying to make my friends listen to the magnus archives because im so fucking obsessed with it it hurts a little bit actually and yesterday i was talking to my friend about it and later that night she was like "hey wanna watch me play slay the princess its a really cool horror game i think you would like it" and i said sure why not and you guys can not even begin to imagine the range of emotions i experienced when the narrator started talking,
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