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lesbiandatekaname · 4 hours
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*grabs both your hands in gesture of sincerity*
Don't let this die. Taylor Swift is the Pollution Queen now. We need meme edits with her photoshopped onto backgrounds of wildfire-ravaged landscapes and oil refineries chugging out black smoke.
Photo of smudgy black eye shadow? That's THE Taylor Swift-inspired look now, it represents fossil fuels.
We need parodies of Taylor Swift songs about pollution and killing polar bears.
Give her representatives a full-time job for the rest of their lives defending her from the phrase "Pollution Queen." Make this meme a the figurehead of an entire fleet of other celebrity-terrorizing memes.
"But this doesn't dismantle the system that—" Shut. Don't care. Isn't it great that such a huge portion of environmental damage is being done by human individuals with egos, whose feelings can be hurt when people are mean?
Money can save you from physical harm, but can it save you from looking ridiculous?
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lesbiandatekaname · 4 hours
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in my head the star wars equivalent of tswift is some human woman named tay’lor spiff or something and her stans are losing their minds over theories that she’s secretly a jedi singing about the horrors of war, even though she’s from a neutral system that hasn’t seen so much as a moral panic in 50 years
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I never thought I'd say this but here it is!!
The long lost Gravity Falls "Next Time On," reel has FINALLY been found!
This right here is what made this show happen and the reason why every new Disney cartoon also has a next time on reel. GF's last big lost media hunt is over!
Alex Hirsch said that he was okay if this ever was to leak. So, if this goes down, blame Disney!!
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lesbiandatekaname · 2 days
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same turtleneck
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i have no idea why i drew this
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lesbiandatekaname · 2 days
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What is this bit anymore even. Why am I still doing this. I’m obsolete. Obsolete I say! I used to be sexy. People complimented me for my songs. My gimmick made a sad, sick sort of sense. I even got into a fight with Sora! And I had a girlfriend who was a chef. I don’t miss her. Quasimodo hasn’t visited ever since he got that job at the only Radio Shack in France (Nice, if you were wondering). The world has moved on without me… perhaps for the better. Is it time to hang up this big hat, for good? These grapes will never taste as sweet as they once did…. but youth isn’t everything. I’ve done terrible things, yes. 🙌 But I am still here… in my cold cathedral with its burnt out clock tower. Frollo… remains.
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lesbiandatekaname · 3 days
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the three drinks of the apocalypse
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lesbiandatekaname · 3 days
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wdym an average platonic bond cant be deep and meaningful do none of you remember the power of friendship
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lesbiandatekaname · 3 days
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extremely weird to think about the fact that the internet is a collection of physical objects, like, if i send a message to a person on another continent, there's a continuous physical path that each packet followed between each of our routers and it probably passes through an undersea cable which doesn't feel like something that should be real how did people manage that
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lesbiandatekaname · 4 days
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this is sending me
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lesbiandatekaname · 5 days
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lesbiandatekaname · 5 days
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idk if im actually bi or nit but i have an 8 am class tomorrow cant worry about that
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lesbiandatekaname · 5 days
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bad kids would never stomp rats in the woods for xp leveling bc they are passionate about rats defending their livelihood
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