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cult-of-husbandos · 8 months

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yami ai [yandere] - Hot Yandere Singles Near You

synopsis: you click on a random pop-up ad and are visited by weird smiling man in suit.

genre: pure crack (like fr), fluff, tbh there's not really a plot

word count: 4.4k

warnings: implied stalking

Isn’t insomnia just the worst? Like, seriously? What’s the point of being a human being with antiquated thoughts and impressive cognitive and motor skills when your brain fights you on the most basic stuff. For example, like sleeping!!

You must’ve refreshed YouTube and Twitter over a thousand times. Over 8 billion people in the world and there’s no new content anywhere? You groaned and jumped back over onto Twitter, silently praying and pleading for something new to show up on your feed. Maybe a wacky billionaire got eaten by a mob of homeless people or maybe a news article about a Floridian doing something gross and outrageous and virtually impossible.

But nope. Nothing.

Not a single thing piqued your interest. You groaned again and looked at the time on your dimly lit phone. It was past 2 a.m. and you were bored out of your mind. You then lazily clicked on Google and sighed.

‘Maybe someone posted a new fanfic over something…’ you hoped. And even if there wasn’t a new fic uploaded you’ll just read the old ones you favorited. Perhaps reading something might put you to sleep.

As you were scrolling through your favorite ship tags, you were startled by a pop up ad covering up 90% of the screen and flashing emojis.

“Ugh… seriously?” you groaned. “They should make ad-blockers on phones for this shit.” You squinted at the bright lettering emanating from your phone even though it was at the lowest brightness setting.

⚠️(99+) Hot Yandere Singles NEAR YOU⚠️

Yandere’s…? Singles? Near me?

The pop-up ad had flashing peach, cherry, and eggplant emojis with a water splash emoji at the end to signify… well, you’re not sure what it was trying to signify. On the sides of the ad, it showed pictures of very gorgeous men and women, all striking suggestive poses. Underneath the title was a small summary that read. ‘These lonely desperate yanderes wanna meet you! They’ll most likely find you anyway, but wouldn’t you rather be the honey to a bee instead of a fly? Try it NOW for FREE!! No hookups! No catfishes! No sign ups!’ Then below that were a few empty boxes to fill out requiring your personal information.

"..."

Was this a porn ad?!

No way at 2:45 in the freaking morning did you just get a porn pop-up ad while googling mafia au fanfiction. This has to be some kind of joke. Maybe it was prank and someone was just fucking with you. And how and why would there be 99+ yanderes in your area?! You couldn’t be surrounded by that many psychos. Could you? Whatever the case may be, it was now past 2 a.m. and as the rule of life states ‘Nothing good happens after 2 a.m.’. You don’t know if it was the lack of sleep or just reckless curiosity, but you gave your shoulders a shrug and mumbled a ‘fuck it’ as you put in your information. Your name, number, gender, age, preferred sex, email, and mailing address. As you clicked submit and continued scrolling, you gave very little thought about how this would go down.

On one hand, the ad turns out to be real and you get a partner out of this. Or

You get quartered, stalked, doxxed, and murdered like the dumbass you are for putting your personal info into a sketchy porno-like pop-up on Google.

Or, it turns out to be a prank and some asshole sitting in a basement has a good laugh at you.

Meh. You’ll deal with it in the morning.

*****

You were jolted awake with the sound of rapid knocking coming from your front door. You groaned into your pillow as you tried to ignore the person desperately wanting your attention from outside your apartment. You finally got some sleep only for it to get interrupted. Only minutes and minutes of continued knocking without any signs of letting up, you decide to get up and shoo away whoever it was. You wearily grabbed your phone to check the time.

8:02 a.m.

You huffed as you stormed towards the front door.

“If this a fucking Jehova’s Witness, I swear to god…” you grumbled. You swung open the door and threw the person a harsh glare, only to be met with popping sounds as confetti flew in your face.

“Good morning, my dear darling~!! Are you ready to begin on the road to happiness and love?” the stranger shouted a far too happy tone for 8 in the morning.

You took a step back in shock, fully awake as you waved and dusted the confetti from your face and hair. You looked the strange man up and down. He was smiling ear to ear and wore an expensive looking suit to warm for the summer weather. A briefcase stood right beside him along with dozens of other party poppers and a white plastic bag filled with brown bottles with oddly enough no labels on them. You looked at the man’s face. He was surprisingly attractive and without a single flaw anywhere. His hair was jet black and shined a very prominent gloss. You were honestly kind of embarrassed to be seen by him when you looked like such a mess. The man let out a chuckle.

“Oh my.” he said, gently putting his hand over his mouth with vague concern. “I hope I didn’t startle you too much. I probably should’ve sent you an email notifying you of the time I was coming. I’m sorry that must’ve been a troubling awakening.”

You quirked your eyebrow and took another step back, grabbing onto the doorknob so that you could slam it right in his face if things got too weird.

“And… you are?”

“Oh my, oh my. Where are my manners? How careless of me to assume.” The man bowed with a curtsy. “I am the ‘Matchmaker’. My job is to pair two people with their fated soulmate and give each of my clients their happily ever after. It’s very nice to meet you, (Y/N) (L/N).”

You felt a chill crawl down your spine. How’d this weirdo know your name?! You tried to close the door as fast as you could, but the ‘Matchmaker’ was even faster. He clicked his tongue at you, his smile unchanging, but his eyes seemed to harden his gentle tone.

“My, how rude. Is that any way to treat a guest?” He let out another chuckle. “You’ll never find love that way.”

“H-How did you know my name?” you stuttered.

Again, another chuckle. What was so funny? “My dear~. You gave it to me.”

What the hell was he talking about? How could you have given this creep your name? Was he a stalker? A junkie? Noticing the confusion on your face, the man spoke up again.

“Oh my dear. Do you really not remember?” he asked, tilting his head in feign innocence. “You filled out an ad to meet singles in your area. And here I am, coming to fulfill that ad.”

You eased up on the tension you had on the door and tilted your head in surprised confusion. “That was a real ad?”

The man stood up tall and smiled earnestly again. “Of course. However, you are the first person to actually fill out that ad. Really, this is more of a celebration to both of us.”

Huh, so the pop-up ad was real.

Not a prank.

And now there’s a psycho standing at your front door promising you a partner from an actual yandere.

“I honestly thought it was a prank. I mean… yanderes? Isn’t that just an anime thing?”

“Oh, I assure you my darling.” he said with a snide smirk. “Yanderes are real. And when they heard about signing up, it was like tossing chicken in a sea of alligators. All clamoring to be the first person to take a bite.”

Okay, gross but kind of sweet.

“May I come in?”

“Huh?”

“Well, my dear. It would be easier to come in and talk through the process of how this goes instead of standing here.”

“Oh, um… Suuuree-”

“Great! My my darling~. What a lovely home. Very well decorated.” The man quickly strided into your house and made himself comfortable in your living room, looking as if he was analyzing every detail about your house.

Richard Chase would’ve loved your dumbass.

You shut the door and followed him into your own apartment and offered him a seat on your couch. Might as well, right? You’ve gone this far and you're still alive.

“Umm…” you hesitantly shifted from one foot to another. “Do you… um… want some coffee maybe? Or tea? Maybe a glass of water? If you haven;t eaten breakfast yet, I whip you up something.”

Yeah, sure. Feed the man with only a title for a name and waltzed right into your house after showing up after you put in your personal information into a random pop-up ad at 3 a.m. promising you a happy life with hot single yanderes in your area. You are the pinnacle of human genius. The apex of natural selection. The creme de la creme of common sense. Charles Darwin would be so impressed.

“How thoughtful. Just coffee would be fine. Thank you.”

After brewing a quick pot, you sat across from the man facing him heads on and gently slid him his steaming cup. After a while of taking little sips in weird silence, he spoke up again.

“Before we continue, I’d just like to say: Thank you so much for applying for this wonderful opportunity!! Not many people would click on an ad requiring doxxing information to meet their soulmates! Again, congrats on being our number one willing client!”

“Willing client?” you asked.

“Well, of course! For some reason, humans seem to really love the idea of a yandere until there’s one standing on their front porch!” he laughed.

“Humans? I’m sorry. Are you not human, Mr…?”

“Ah ah! No need for formalities! Just ‘The Matchmaker’ or simply ‘Matchmaker’.

“Oh, so… you don’t have a true name? Or is that just a title?”

“Oh darling~.” he sang sweetly. “That’s none of anyone’s fucking business, is it?”

Your eyes widened and let out a nervous chuckle. “Okay, got it! Just Matchmaker. Lovely name. Adore it. In fact, I love when strange mysterious men only give a title for a name.” What the hell does that even mean? You had no idea what you were saying anymore.

“Heh, smart cookie.” He winked. “Shall we begin?”

“Um, yeah, so… how does this work exactly?” you finally asked.

“Simple, my dear darling. Think of this as an ordinary matchmaking appointment. I have a stack of potential soulmates all ready to meet you. I have the same information about them that I also have of you. Each potential soulmate also has a picture so if you don’t really feel up to meeting face-to-face just yet you can look over the picture and see who captures your heart.”

“Face-to-face? So these guys have my picture too?” “Of course! And might I say, those pictures don’t do you justice. In all my years in this business, I’ve never seen such an obsession and overload of potential soulmates for just one person.”

You lightly blushed. “I-I don’t know about that… I barely got any sleep last night so I probably look like a zombie right now…”

“Au contraire, Darling. You look absolutely stunning. If I weren’t such a professional I would burn all these forms and claim you as my one and only~.”

You felt your entire face flush red as the Matchmaker pierced your soul with his longing gaze. It felt like he was staring into your very essence – like he could read you like a book. You nervously cleared your throat and shifted your eyes away, hoping to bring down your blush.

“S-So! Um… should we get started?” you stuttered, internally kicking yourself for being so easily flustered by a couple of smooth words. Ted Bundy would’ve had a field day with your dumbass.

“Ready whenever you are, my dear.” The Matchmaker set his briefcase on your coffee table and pulled out a single form and slid it over towards you. “Let’s start off with an easy one.”

You looked at the form along with the picture of a very attractive man paperclipped to the paper. According to the form, his name is Hamazawa Akita. He was in his early 20’s, had a varying array of hobbies from hiking to scuba diving, and was very much in love with you.

“Well, what do you think?”

“Hm, well, he’s very cute. And very active.”

“Would you like to meet him?”

“Um, sure… is there a number I could call or…?”

“No need! We can bring him in right now.” The Matchmaker snapped his fingers and you whipped your head towards the front door where Akita strolled in, all smiles. You looked back over the Matchmaker. “Did I not lock my door? Wait. More importantly, how’d he get here?!”

The Matchmaker smiled. “My dear, when you’re in this business you pick up a few tricks.” He then turned his attention towards Akita who now stood in the middle of the living room. “No. 1 would you like to introduce yourself?”

Akita stood tall and his eyes seemed to beam directly at you. “My name is Hamazawa Akita. Ever since I saw your picture I’ve dreamed about sweeping you off your feet and claiming you all to myself!”

“So, like 8 hours ago?”

“Yes!! But those hours feel like years when being away from you.”

“Hmm.”

“So, what do you think? Are you feeling the butterflies?”

You looked up Akita up and down and your face twisted as if you’re deciding on whether or not to buy a car or a piece of clothing.

“Um, to be honest my guy. I’m not feeling it.”

“Huh?”

“Excuse me, my darling?”

“Weeeelllll…. I mean, don’t get me wrong! You’re very attractive and your words are sweet, but I don’t think I believe any of it. Like, you just admitted to wanting me all to yourself only 8 hours ago, but I don’t really feel anything. Not even a shiver.”

The Matchmaker and Akita both looked at each other like they weren’t really expecting that. With a quick wave of his hand, Akita slumped his shoulders and headed towards your front door. You shouted out an apology as the dejected suitor walked out.

“Well, I didn’t expect that. I don’t normally get such competent clients. At least those that get past kicking and screaming.” The Matchmaker grinned. You shrugged.

“I guess I just know what I like. All the anime I’ve watched kind of gives you that high standard of what makes a yandere a real yandere, y’know?”

He nodded. “I cannot agree more. Well, we have plenty more where that came from. Shall we continue?”

*****

Papers were strewn across your coffee table in an unorganized fashion as both you and your estranged guest were tired beyond belief. You had no idea how many hours had passed nor how many guests were in and out of your apartment. You’re honestly surprised none of your neighbors complained or called the police. Your apartment would’ve looked like a clown car if anyone had been watching from the outside. You honestly lost count after No. 256. You let out another yawn and laid on your side trying your best to keep your eyes open. Maybe 2 hours of sleep wasn’t enough for the multiple interviews you had to conduct today. Maybe your 9th grade biology teacher was right. Maybe you are going to die alone. A weary sigh brought you from your thoughts.

“My, my. You are definitely the most high standard client I’ve ever had. I didn’t think we’d get to the triple digits in just one day.”

You also sighed and sat up in your seat. “I know. I’m sorry. It’s just… All these guys are cute and all, but they’re all lacking something. They’re either too forceful or not forceful enough. Too wimpy or too strong. Or too obsessed or just incredibly so lovesick that I feel like they’d fall in love with just about anyone who’d be willing. Ugh, why can’t this be simpler like adopting an animal?” You groaned. You also hadn’t thought this would take this long. You didn’t really think of yourself as having high standards until today. Until today, you’d be happy with anyone close to you in age and with a heartbeat. Who knew picking out a yandere soulmate would be so challenging. And who knew that there’d be so many willing participants! The Matchmaker reached into his briefcase and pulled another stack of forms and slid them over to you. There must be at least over a hundred papers in front of you. How did he have so many?!

“How about we switch things up, hm? You’ll look over the papers and when you see someone that catches your eye, I’ll bring him in.” He made it sound like you were adopting a dog or a cat. But if this made it go any faster, you were willing to try.

After about 3 more stacks of papers, you were starting to lose hope and patience. When you got to the last few papers, you stopped dead in your tracks. Woah baby!

“Woah baby!” you exclaimed.

“Did you find someone you like?” The Matchmaker asked hopefully.

“Oh yeah. This guy.” You showed him the paper. He furrowed his brows a little.

“Are you sure? I don’t think I remember this man. His name and face don’t seem familiar.”

“Really? Maybe he’s a late entry or something?”

Matchmaker stroked his chin in thought. “I’ll go check it out. Be right back, dear. I’m very sorry for this inconvenience.”

You waved off his apology with a smile and he left your apartment. You then leaned back with a groan. You just wanted to find your ‘soulmate’ or whatever and move on with this day. You closed your eyes for a second and waited patiently for Matchmaker to come back.

Tap tap tap

Just like deja vu, you were awoken by rapid knocking. Except this time it wasn’t coming from your front door.

Tap tap tap tap

It sounds like it’s coming from… your window?

Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap

You quickly got up and walked towards your window and opened it.

“Woah!” You jumped back a little as you were met face to face with the man that you had picked out and that the Matchmaker went to go find.

‘Wow… he’s even cuter in person!!’

He let out a delicious chuckle and gave you a charming smile.

“I didn’t mean to scare you, darling~. Hehe, though I think that fear in your eyes was worth it. So adorable~.” For the second time today, a complete weirdo stranger has made you blush. Wait…

“Wait! I don’t have a balcony and I’m on the third floor. How’d you-?” You peeked over the window to see if he was pulling a Criss Angel.

“I have incredible grip strength~.” he winked.

“Oooh I’m sure~.” you swooned. For a weirdo, he was a smooth talking weirdo.

“Oh, I got these for you, sweetheart~.” He pulled himself up and sat on your windowsill and pulled out a bouquet of roughly cut flowers from behind him. You gasped and grabbed them, giving them a smell.

“These are my favorite!! How did you know? I don’t think that was one of the pieces of info required for the Matchmaker.” you asked.

The stranger chuckled. “Easy. I never filled out that stupid application.”

You looked up from your flowers and titled your head like a confused puppy.

“I already know everything about you. I don’t need a stupid piece of paper to tell me what I already know about you. Like, how I know that you have secret sweets hidden all throughout your room. Or that whenever you have a good day you love to sing Stray Kids.”

He inched closer to you as you backed up further into the room.

“You won’t eat frozen pizza, but every so often you eat a lobster roll from a food truck from Gary on Main St.. You have life destroying evidence of your boss that you’re planning on using on your last day. You’ve seen the Barbie movie 5 times. And…”

You felt your legs hit the couch and tried to keep yourself from falling onto your back like a defenseless turtle.

“Your favorite anime is… Dar-” You quickly covered the stranger’s mouth with a furious blush.

“I only watch it ironically!! I don’t love it! It’s not my favorite!” you quickly clarified. The gravity of the situation was made perfectly clear after that. This man really knew all about you. Honestly, you’re so loud that you’re pretty sure that people on the ground outside could hear you singing. And you don’t really pay attention to your surroundings so it's easy for someone to know that you eat from a food truck every other week at specific times. But, knowing your favorite secretly watched anime?

“W-Who… are you?” you stuttered. You’re pretty sure you already knew the answer.

He laughed and you felt his lips brush against your fingers. You blushed and tried to pull back, only to be stopped by his hands.

“Sweetie~. You already know who I am.” He grabbed the paper from the stack and put it next to his face. “See? I’m Yami Ai. Your soulmate.”

Before you could even process what was happening, you were gently pushed onto the couch with Yami hovering over you holding your hands beside your head. You couldn’t stop the blush erupting from your neck to your face. Your heart was beating way too fast and your stomach felt jumpy and queasy. Butterflies.

You cleared your throat. “Um… so, if you didn’t fill out a form then how come The Matchmaker had your profile and picture? And why didn’t you use the front door?”

Yami smirked and leaned in closer. “It’s pretty simple to pull off when your apartment does security checks on new guests entering the building.”

“But, my apartment doesn’t–” you stopped. “Ooooh… So you impersonated a security guard, slipped your profile and info into his briefcase, and were planning on showing up as one of the potential singles? That’s… convoluted. But, smart.” You shrugged. “And since you obviously knew which floor I was on and which window was mine, I assume you’ve been watching me for a while and were watching me last night when I couldn’t sleep?”

Yami laughed again. “You are so smart~. You really catch on quickly, don’t you?”

You shrugged again with a nervous smile. “W-Well, obviously not smart enough to not put in my personal info and have strange men come in and out of my apartment.”

Yami was quick to turn his gentle smile into a hard, harsh frown. His grip on your wrists grew tighter and you winced under the force he placed in you.

“You know, my darling. It’s partially my fault. If I hadn’t backed out and taken you that night, you’d never be in this situation. With those men eyeing you up and down like you were theirs. Having that smiling freak calling you ‘dear’ and ‘darling’ when only I can call you that. I was planning on getting rid of the competition, but you did that for me.”

Yami loosened his grip and lifted you up, staring into your eyes. You blushed again.

“Rejection after rejection. Some guys didn’t even get 2 words out before you turned away. Of course my darling would only want the most perfect man. Isn’t that right, darling~?”

“Hehehe~” you leaned in with a giggle. “You’re so sweet~.”

You are such a baby for flattery.

*****

“My dear darling, I’m so very sorry for the inconvenience. I didn’t mean to be gone for so long, but I could not find this person you–” Matchmaker explained, rushing in and stopping dead in his tracks when he saw both you and Yami, the man who left 30 minutes ago to go find, eating breakfast in the living room.

Sitting in his lap.

And feeding each other.

“Oh! Matchmaker!” you exclaimed, quickly swallowing your food. You didn’t notice Yami tightening his grip on your waist nor did you notice the cold glare and tense atmosphere enveloping the room. “Look who I found~.”

“I see…” he said hesitantly.

“He climbed up the building and came in through the window.”

“My~. How romantic~.” he sang. “So, I take it that you are satisfied with your soulmate? Or… do you wish to continue searching?” he asked teasingly. Before Yami could say anything, you quickly spoke again.

“Yep! I’m sure.” You ruffled Yami’s hair and nuzzled up against him. “I wouldn’t trade him for anyone else.” Yami hugged you closer to his chest as you giggled. “Plus, he makes the most amazing breakfast in the world, so extra points!” you cheered. You reached out towards the Matchmaker’s briefcase.

“Here you go! I put all the papers back in for you.”

Matchmaker quickly walked over and grabbed his briefcase along with your hand. “Well, my dear. It’s been an honor. You are truly the most remarkable and memorable client I have ever had.” he said with a bow and made his way towards the door. However, before leaving he chuckled and looked back at the both of you. “Although, it’s a shame,” he sighed. “Maybe if I had stayed, I would’ve snatched you up myself.”

And with a final loud laugh, The Matchmaker disappeared, but not before Yami stood up to lounge and attack the fleeting man like a guard dog. You snorted and caressed his face to calm him down. “Relax, Yami. He’s just joking.”

“Well, I hated his joke. Fuckin’ freak…” he grumbled. “And it’s Ai. You’re mine now. You should get used to calling each other by our first names.”

You smiled and leaned against him. “Okay, Ai. Whatever you say.”

“And if a man comes to the door, never EVER answer it, got it!”

“Mhm.”

“I’m serious, darling. I’ll gouge their eyes out right in front of you.”

“Yes sir.”

The rest of your life was going to be very interesting. Suck it, Ms. Braxton. I guess you’re the one dying alone. Because you have a yandere boyfriend! And she has gonorrhea. Bitch.

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a/n: this is so shit. i'm so sorry that i've been MIA for a while. work has been pretty crazy and i haven't really felt much motivated to write. however, i'm trying to get back into it now. with this goofy shit. kind of a joke piece, but i needed to write something silly and not serious at all to relax. (also i've been writing since 4 a.m., so...) anyways, i'm going to try and update regulary or at least post something.

Here's my YouTube. I make anime playlists.

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radio-ghost-cooks · 4 months

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this is lowkey a tensimm drabble bc I am thinking abt ✨️them✨️

tags: thoschei, 14th doctor, simm!master (somehow), they/them pronouns for the Doctor, he/it pronouns for the Master, academy era names, fluff, really just tooth rotting fluff, domesticity, cuddling, a little hurt/comfort, they get to see the stars guys

thinking abt thoschei but with 14

thinking abt the Master showing up on 14's doorstep one day with tears in his eyes and begging for a new start. he's so tired of being opposing forces. he's so tired of hurting each other. he wants to see the stars with them. finally.

besides... it's not even supposed to be alive right now. it should still be a tooth. but it isn't. because here it is. and yeah, they both reason, that's totally a valid reason to start living together for the first time since they were kids. because one of them is No Longer Stuck In A Tooth and they're both pretty much retired, honestly.

thinking abt them getting used to each other again. they didn't exactly separate on friendly terms. but being stuck in someone's mouth for years and suddenly having a relaxed existence kind of makes you forgive and (mostly) forget. the Master doesn't really know what to do with himself on Earth. what is there to do around here? break things? read? sit in silence?

thinking abt the Doctor and the Master trying to learn to skate (with Donna and Rose laughing at the both of them the entire time). the Doctor and the Master scaling a big ol tree in the middle of the woods and shouting from the top of it because yeah, that sounds like a totally normal pastime! it was surprisingly fun! the Doctor realizing they can keep their partner (boyfriend? husband?? joyfriend???) entertained rather easily with one of those cheap plastic easter eggs that you fill with candy. according to it, snapping it open feels like breaking something.

which is only mildly concerning.

thinking abt Donna giving the Doctor a picnic hamper and them immediately taking the Master out to Somewhere In Space to just sit and look at the stars and eat. the Doctor explains that it's called a "picnic date" and they're supposed to be very romantic indeed. the Master just flings a spoonful of potato salad at them and cackles as he himself is whacked with a dinner roll.

"I said this was supposed to be romantic, love!" the Doctor shouts, flopping down onto his back and laughing like a fool. "love?" the Master asks, "do you call me that now?" the Doctor just shrugs. "I suppose I do now, yeah." the Master lays down next to them and mumbles, "I'm still fond of Koschei."

and just like that the Doctor melts into a fucking puddle as they roll onto their side and kiss the Master while it complains about getting salad cream on its face. they're just humming "Koschei. my Koschei," and nuzzling into its hair for a few minutes before the Master tucks itself into the Doctor's side and purring (yes, it can purr), "Theta... missed this. missed you."

thinking abt the two of them cuddling in the doorway of the TARDIS in the middle of space with pink-purple-blue galaxies swirling just beyond the walls of the blue box and splitting a takeout container of chips.

thinking abt them and I'm going feral

#thoschei #the doctor #doctor x master #simm!master #14th doctor #I'm really feeling it today #/neu #I want them to be happy #let them be gay together #I want a goofy ahh partner like them #I'll take either #my fic #my writing #the master

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duskymrel · 10 months

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How would y'all feel if i wrote a drabble about the hosewardens and a fluffy domestic thing you would do in a relationship

#twisted wonderland #oh yeah its all coming together #I've already got the prompts for each house warden #I think I'll make it more serious and I'll refrain from making goofy ahh A/N comments in my own writing idk #riddle rosehearts #vil shoenheit #idia shroud #twst x reader #Twst x MC #Test x guy #malleus draconia #azul ashengrotto #kalim al asim #leona kingscholar #twst #twst drabble #Twst oneshot

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ekale · 7 months

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Me: yes, I’m writing a comic about emotional growth and interpersonal relationships.

Stupid bullshit enthusiast: isn’t there a rap battle in the first episode?

Me: sweating n..no

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elisabeth515 · 1 year

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On this day, 111 years ago…

(31st March, 1912)

If you preferred a video that summarises this post, go check out my TikTok! (It’s recorded yesterday so part of this post are not covered)

This is also the first post for Titanic Month, hope you guys like it!

Henry Wilde, while ceased to be chief officer of RMS Olympic, was waiting for his next assignment. He was to command SS Cymric, yet unfortunately, the coal strike happened, so he was to be assigned to another ship…

“[…] I am awfully disappointed to find that all the arrangements for my taking command of the “Cymric” this time are altered, due to this coal strike and having to cancel so many of the ships and sailings. […] I am now going to join the “Titanic” for a time until some other ship turns up for me. […]”

Letter to Annie Jones Williams (Henry Wilde’s sister-in-law) on 31st March, 1912; Sincerely Harry by Mike Beatty

According to his letters, as earliest as 30th March, he was aware that he would be on RMS Titanic. He was pretty much ready for captaincy, having been as chief officer[a] since 1906 and briefly commanded the Mersey and SS Zeeland in 1908 and 1910 respectively. At the same time, Olympic’s sister ship, Titanic, was to be in her maiden voyage on 10th April, 1912, and she required around 850 tonnes of coal a day. So, as there was a lack of coal due to the coal strikes, White Star Line has to transfer coal from other ships in the fleet to Titanic in order to have her sail as scheduled. Unfortunately, Cymric, the ship that Wilde was to command was one of the ships that had to be laid up, thus he was assigned to another ship. As for Wilde himself, he was to visit his family in Walton, Liverpool, yet this has somehow thrashed his plans… Now he is in Southampton, waiting for the decision from White Star Line for his next assignment—still at least, he was aware that he was to be onboard the brand new sister ship of Olympic, though things are not confirmed officially yet.

So, was he really a last-minute addition as everyone may believe? Officially, he signed on the Titanic on a day before sailing (9th April). Nevertheless, according to his letters, he was already onboard of the ship as early as the Easter weekend of 1912 to assist everyone:

“[…] I have been kept very busy on board all day on Good Friday and again today Sunday with the crew getting the ship ready. She is very far behind to sail on Wednesday. […]”

Letter to Edith “Edie” Williams and Norah Williams (Henry Wilde’s nieces) on 7th April, 1912 (Easter Sunday); Sincerely Harry by Mike Beatty

Hence, in terms of the date of Wilde signing onto Titanic, it seemed to be a last minute decision. However, Wilde was already aware of being transferred to Olympic’s sister ship since 30th March, and he was even onboard to assist everyone throughout the Easter weekend to make sure that Titanic is sailing as scheduled. So, it seems like White Star Line was making use of the fact that Wilde, himself a very competent officer and probably the most promising of all (like, he is just half a year older than 1st Officer Murdoch who had been stuck on this position for a while), was idle due to the coal strikes and they decided to put him on the maiden voyage of Titanic because maybe they thought it was better than nothing for Wilde (being part of the staff on the maiden voyage seems to be quite a thing—I mean you got a pic taken after this like what they did for Olympic last year). Also, Murdoch, the original chief officer, had not been chief officer before and White Star Line wanted a better choice for Titanic’s maiden voyage just as Olympic’s (Joseph Evans, the chief officer on Olympic’s maiden voyage[b], had been chief officer on another ship for a while—think is one of the Big 4), and it happened that Wilde was idle due to the coal strikes so he’s assigned to Titanic. Of course, these are just my own speculations.

Wilde’s assignment was only for Titanic’s maiden voyage. Nevertheless, the temporary demotion of Murdoch and Lightoller (to 1st Officer and 2nd Officer respectively) has disappointed both.

Did he really have a bad feeling on the ship?

Interestingly, in the same letter that I have just mentioned, we can first see him commenting Titanic being “an improvement on the Olympic in many respect and is a wonderful ship.” He also mentioned similar comments on the ship in later letters which were sent from Cohn (Queenstown). Nevertheless, it is common knowledge that Wilde had written another letter to his sister, Ada, where he said:

“I still don't like this ship... I have a queer feeling about it."

This letter was mentioned and quoted in “The Maiden Voyage” by Geoffrey Marcus who had talked to surviving friends of Wilde in 1950s. While it was true that Wilde himself was disappointed over this appointment (as expressed in his letter to his sister in-law[c]), based on the letters that are available to us, the above quote has a very different tone: in the letters, Wilde was positive about the ship and mentioned Titanic “being an improvement of Olympic” multiple times, nevertheless the quote above was contradictory to that. However, the original letter to his sister is presumably in private collection, had it existed, so we would not know the context of the quote until we have the chance to read it[d].

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Additional notes:

[a] The Chief Officer was the captain’s second-in-command until the introduction of the Assistant Captain/Staff Captain position after the sinking of Titanic. Both White Star Line and Cunard Line had installed such position, given that Olympic had a cabin for assistant captain after her refit and Lusitania had a staff captain by the time of her sinking.

[b] A lot of people thought this picture below was the officers of Titanic (as tagged under the picture) but it was actually a picture of the officers of Olympic after her maiden voyage. The guy who was wearing the chief officer uniform (3 stripes) was Joseph Evans, who was later replaced by Wilde. The only 3 who were actually on Titanic are: Captain Smith (4 stripes), 1st Officer Murdoch (2 stripes) and Chief Purser McElroy (wearing a different type of collar)

This picture was taken when Wilde was chief officer of Olympic. Captain Smith, 1st Officer Murdoch and Chief Purser McElroy are also seen in this picture. And you see my boi Harry is still looking facking depressed (cries)

[c] See quote from the letter on 31st March, 1912

[d] Although a lot of Wilde’s letters have been auctioned, since its discovery in 2012 (his family did not throw them away, which is great for historical research), only 28 of all his letters are published (in Mike Beatty’s “Sincerely Harry”) as Beatty was only able to acquire 28 of all the letters. Sadly, the letter to his sister was not one of them and is presumably in private collection, had it existed.

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Sources used:

Sincerely Harry by Mike Beatty

TitanicOfficers.com

Encyclopaedia Titanica forum (for the random stuff I gathered)

#let the Titanic month begin!#henry wilde #Henry Tingle Wilde #chief officer dilf #goofy ahh sailor boi #titanic officers #rms titanic #titanic #20th century #((now I can write my article on Babylonian maths peacefully

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gisdotnet · 2 years

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Evil gang evil gang evil gang

#angst writing time lets goooo #I need to update my darkwolf oneshot book on wattpad and the highschool au oneshots taking me a minute goofy ahh

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mayday-melody · 17 days

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I HATE WHEN PEOPLE MAKE AN OC THAT MESSES WITH THE ORIGINAL PLOT!!!....

...Shhh, i make ocs that mess with the plot. dont tell anyone.. (WARNING Her lore has sensitive topics)

HERES MARY LAMB (its funny i swear) Shes an overlord who runs something of a mafia, She uses soul contracts as a way to protect sinners like her, People who were taken advantage of in anyway, People who were treated unfairly for no reason, that sorta thing, Shes got some kind of a cold weather accent, (IDK WHAT ITS CALLED BUT I GOT ONE IN MIND) Her name is silly ik mary lamb because its mary had a little lamb and shes a sheep ram thing, and because IM CRINGE, she is semi feared by other overlords and was band from any meetings because she kept tryina kill Valen-tiny-dick, for what he does. So shes fun like that, I choose a sheep bc originally she was a vampire and i wanted the similarities of alastor with how you take an animal people often think is innocent and turn them creepy or whatever, But idk if im gonna keep her a vampire.... Shes still in her Designing stages, But shes pretty fleshed out already! just as long as she doesnt become sentient and try to tell me how she wants to be (*AHEM* Bonnie.)(other oc whos talking to me) BUT SHES COOL AND IM CRINGE AND WE CAN MOVE ON NOW!!"

#so silly #oc #oc artwork #artwork #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel oc #original character #goofy ahh #doodle #crying and screaming #character creation #world building #writing #character backstory #sorry for weirdly coloring my words its rlly fun

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1punch · 22 days

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Not even 1/4 thru and i have 200 icons

#writing a mc sounds absolutely crazy #but it also means i can laze with the bio a bit cuz ppl wld be familiar with him he's just a guy punching stuff-#jkjk ... unless ?#also im giving him a family name ( Ōno ) how come we are this many years into this story and he doesn't get one ??? that's so iconic #free real estate at its finest #I HOPE U GUYS KNOW THAT IM TERRIBLE WITH COMEDY #I HAVE NO WITS IM NOT CREATIVE ENOUGH OKAY if you're here for saitama being the goofy ahh dude he is then beware i may not capture #that aspect of him as good as the manga or other writers out there #my name is peach and i only know pain and unnecessary metaphors and horrific symbolism and depth #yeah..i can do that #hOOOO BOY #𝐏𝐄𝐀𝐂𝐇 ; ooc.

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azures-grace · 4 months

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Why is it that I associate albums that have nothing to do with character WITH characters??

#In reference to me listening to Love Run (the album) and thinking about Lucien Lachance in my goofy ahh pirate au #in other news #tsotw #I'm writing again. I have NO idea how much it'll be but I'm gonna go write some.

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holoki-mistletoe · 9 months

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i've given up on trying to draw my own little braids and they always look awful, screw them

#imagine that's mistletoe #big goofy eyes #the inconsistency of my hair length #ahh those watercolour crayons that make you feel like you can actually use watercolours #i can't wait for kitsu and cieran to meet and bond over artistic stuff while my doodles are those of a seven year old #mika pls tell me u can't draw either #tags are actually so funny cause i can say anything here #why would i even bother to write smth in the post at this point #wooooooohooooooooooooo

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fudanshidoublevision · 2 months

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Double Vision Headcanons.

Caí.

(El nombre real de DV es Vernon así que por lo menos en este caso usaré su nombre real ya que lo quiero humanizar un POCO tan siquiera en estos headcanons que estoy haciendo, solamente en las instancias en donde hablo de Double chiquito, adolescente, aunque sea tremendo hijo del mal y psicópata.)

Double Vision es asiático, o al menos tiene ascendencia asiática, en mi caso para mi Double es filipino. Es hijo de padres inmigrantes que vinieron a Estados Unidos para una mejor oportunidad de trabajo, de vida...etcétera y un mejor futuro para su hijo, que por cierto, dicho trabajo hizo que sus padres no estuvieran presentes en casi todos los aspectos de vida de él pero es gracias a MC en gran parte que ese pequeño detalle es casi ignorado/olvidado.

Double nunca aprendió su lengua materna por desinterés y culpa de sus padres (en mi Headcanon Double nació en Filipinas y fue criado en Estados Unidos), nunca tenían el tiempo o simplemente no creían que fuera algo realmente importante o necesario para que su hijo aprendiera. Vernon esta totalmente desconectado de sus raíces, ni siquiera sabe como decir hola en su “lengua materna” pero si MC es de algún otro país y habla otra lengua, además de Inglés, el estaría estático y te obligaría a que se lo enseñes, de esa manera tener una excusa para pasar más tiempo contigo y ser más íntimo contigo.

Vernon desde pequeño fue muy apegado a MC, eran inseparables en todos los sentidos, nada más porque el literalmente se pegaba a MC como chicle y no quería soltarle. Ya que Double y MC son amigos de la infancia, según el canon del juego, pues es obvio que se conocen desde hace MUCHO tiempo, se podría decir que se conocen mucho antes de que uno de los dos tan siquiera aprendiera a dividir. Lamentablemente es por eso que Double desarrolló un apego ansioso (o desorganizado) y un crush inocente hacia MC hasta convertirse en una obsesión enfermiza. Incluso si MC INTENTABA separarse o alejarse de Double, no funcionaba, ya que a Double le gustan los retos e hizo todo lo posible simplemente para que MC este presente en su vida, no le importa el bienestar de MC o si tan siquiera corresponde a sus sentimientos...

Vernon tiene Limerencia, supongamos que desde la adolescencia (???) o incluso mucho más antes pero pongamosle que desde tenía consciencia de qué significa el “amor” (su concepto de amor es muy peculiar), veo a Double como alguien muy impulsivo y realmente no parece (o querer) tener control sobre sus acciones o pensamientos cuando se trata de MC. Aunque no por eso le gustaría salir lastimado, Double es consciente de sus propios límites así que tampoco se cortaría un dedo o una pierna por MC. (Quisiera decir que Double tiene otros trastornos porque me quiero proyectar en él pero mejor no.)

Independientemente del tipo de relación que MC tenga con Vernon, MC ocupa un lugar importante dentro de su vida...pero eso cambia radicalmente cuando se da cuenta que MC quiere abandonarlo, Double empieza a verte como una posesión en vez de su simple amigo de la infancia con el cual ansiaba ir a la escuela, juntos. (Agarrados de la mano cantando lalalala.)

Supongo que es algo obvio que tiene problemas de abandono, lo cual era más prominente cuando era pequeño. YA LO DIJE pero sus padres realmente nunca estuvieron ahí para el cuando realmente los necesitaba, al no tener a tan siquiera un solo familiar cerca o alguien de confianza en el cual contar, no tuvo más opción (algo que COMPLETAMENTE le encantó) que pegarse a MC como una garrapata. Ya que tiene un certificado en manipulación, estoy 100% seguro de que este jóven ha usado viles mentiras para hacer que MC se aleje de personas que querían “arrebatar” a MC de él o incluso peor, creó rumores y mentiras sobre MC para alejar a todos de MC, imagínense que este HIJO DEL MAL lo haya hecho en la secundaria, la reputación de MC se iría por el caño.

La idea de que algún día MC lo abandonaría fue lo que lo impulsó a ser un certified manipulator™ y villano, básicamente, este hombre no dudaría en usar la vulnerabilidad de MC solamente para que estén a su lado, lo cual me parece triste pero tan real. El peor error de MC fue conocer a Double, LMFAOOOOO.

Esto es más como un Headcanon personal y muy específico pero me gustaría compartirlo acá.

MC llamaba a Double “V” (como un apodo, muy equis), se referían a él de esa manera desde muy pequeños hasta que Double mató a Marsh, ahí fue cuando MC se dió cuenta que todo lo que había sobre Vernon, simplemente ya no existía y es de esa manera que Double Vision vino a quedarse y apoderarse del cascarón que alguna vez fue V.

#binary star hero #bsh double vision #bshvn #my goofy ahh writing

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tongue-like-a-razor · 17 days

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Request for Rooster please :) basically fluff, not sure if you have something like this already but something along the line of y/n being a pilot as well, Rooster falling for them and trying to potentially impress them? Trying to confess before his chance is loss because he sees hangman around y/n time to time but Rooster doesn’t find out (immediately) that hangman and y/n are siblings so Rooster is torn between confessing or not (he does end up confessing)

Ahh thank you for the super cute request! I have a thing for writing sisters, you know ;)

Worst Day Ever

Bradley "Rooster" Bradshaw x Seresin Sister!Reader

CW: Just a lil drabble, nothing fancy. A little cheesy. A bit fluffy. A lot goofy. The star of this show is Nat XD

WC: ~1100

“This is the worst day ever.”

Natasha looks over at Bradley as he moodily packs up his things at the end of the briefing. She grins in amusement. “You sound like a toddler.”

Bradley exhales gloomily and directs his gaze toward the front of the room where you stand, chatting with Bagman. “What does she see in that dirtbag?” he makes a face of disgust.

“I guess she sees his abs.” Natasha shrugs.

Bradley gives her a flat look. “Not you too.”

“What?” she exclaims with a laugh. “I’m not denying that he’s got a shit personality.” She glances over at you and Jake. “But he’s easy on the eyes, what can I say?”

“Maybe I should challenge him to a push up contest,” Bradley muses.

“Dude, we’re in the military.” Natasha shakes her head. “Push ups are not going to impress her.”

“But his abs did the trick?”

Natasha purses her lips. “Have you seen him flex?”

“Maybe you should bag him,” Bradley proposes sourly. Then, he adds, “Actually, that’s not a half bad idea!”

“No,” Natasha responds curtly and starts for the door.

“C’mon, Trace. I will owe you.” Bradley trails after her. “I will pay you.”

Natasha stops just short of the door. “To do what?”

“We’ll invite them to the Hard Deck. You distract Bagman –”

“No,” Natasha repeats, exiting the room.

“I thought you had my back!” Bradley calls after her as the rest of the aviators assigned to the mission start filing out into the hallway.

“Someone leave you hangin’, Rooster?” Jake asks playfully as he walks by.

Bradley flashes an annoyed look in his direction and sees that you’re walking alongside him. He locks eyes with you briefly – for the first time ever – and then glances back at Jake irritably. “Don’t worry, Bagman. That’s still your undisputed domain.”

Jake scoffs while you drop your head to hide a smile.

“Hey Bagman!” Natasha calls from down the hall.

Bradley looks up to see her doubling back.

“You guys want to join us at the Hard Deck tonight?” she asks casually.

Jake raises his eyebrows in surprise, so shocked at the invitation that he doesn’t respond right away.

That’s when you say, “Sure! We’ll be there!”

…

“Drink as much as you want, Phoenix,” Bradley says giddily. “It’s on me.”

“You bet your ass it is,” Natasha says, taking a swig of beer. “I’m going to need it.”

Bradley doesn’t have a chance to laugh because that’s when you and Jake enter the bar.

The two of you make your way over to Bradley and Natasha’s table. Jake is scowling but your smile is bright enough for the both of you.

“Hey!” Bradley says, rising from his seat to greet you.

Jake gives him a dirty look and Bradley squares his shoulders to appear a little taller. Jake might have gotten to you first but that doesn't mean that Bradley can't, at least, try.

“How’s it going?” you say as you take a seat and Bradley could swear they’re the three sweetest words he’s ever heard in his life.

“Great,” he responds, beaming at you like an idiot.

“So good,” Natasha responds absently, downing the remainder of her beer. “I need a refill.”

Jake, who is just about to sit down, rises again with an irritable sigh. “What’re you drinking?” he asks.

Natasha grimaces at him. “I can get my own beer,” she responds, also getting up.

Jake gives her a phony grin. “I guess you’re used to it,” he bites back.

You elbow Jake aggressively in his leg and he nearly loses his balance. “Be nice,” you warn him.

Bradley watches Natasha and Jake head to the bar together, surprised that you’re familiar enough with Jake to physically assault him considering the briefing this morning was only the third time you’ve met. Bradley wonders if maybe you know Jake from before; that would explain your allegiance.

“I’m glad you guys came,” Bradley says to you, not really sure how else to start a conversation with a girl who’s more or less spoken for.

You smile at him. “Yeah, thanks for the invite!”

“Of course,” Bradley responds. He decides not to mention that the entire night was orchestrated just so he could spend time with you.

“Jake’s pretty excited.”

Bradley lifts his eyebrows dubiously and looks over at Jake who’s at the bar with Natasha. “He’s got a weird way of showing it.”

You laugh. “Oh, he’s far too ‘badass’ to show it.”

Bradley snorts and looks back at you with a grin. “I like you,” he says before he can stop himself.

You chuckle slightly and lower you gaze without responding.

“I mean it,” he says.

You shift slightly in your seat and change the subject. “Your low altitude pass yesterday was pretty awesome,” you say.

Bradley grins and straightens his posture proudly. “You saw that?”

“It was hard to miss.” You cringe slightly. “Cyclone was so mad, I'm surprised you didn't hear him yelling from the cockpit.”

Bradley winces. “Yeah, I may have gotten into some trouble. But hey, if it means you noticed me, it was worth it.” He lets out a chuckle.

You smile, your eyes resting on his. "I noticed you," you admit.

Bradley keeps his gaze on you, releasing a guilty sigh. What's he doing flirting with you when Jake has clearly already shown interest? He hangs his head sullenly and says, "Look, I don’t know what you and Bagman have going on –”

“Umm,” you interject, holding up a hand. Bradley looks up at you, already nauseated because he’s fairly certain you’re about to tell him off. Instead, you proceed to say, “You know he’s my brother, right?”

Bradley blinks at you in awe. After several lengthy seconds, he says, “Shut the fuck up.”

You start laughing. “What did you think?”

Bradley drops his face in his hands, embarrassed and relieved in equal measure. “That’s why you like him.”

“Well, I wouldn’t go that far,” you mutter sarcastically.

Bradley nearly chokes. “You’re hilarious,” he says.

You lean into the table toward him. “And you’re cute.”

Bradley stares at you in amazement and then grins sheepishly. “I’m so glad you think so.”

“Alright kids,” Bradley hears Jake’s voice and realizes that he and Natasha have approached the table. “We’re gonna call it a night.”

“What? Already?” Bradley exclaims, looking up at them. He instantly observes that Jake is holding Natasha’s hand. “Oh,” Bradley adds, meeting Natasha’s gaze with an amused grin. “Well, this is turning out to be an alright day.”

Natasha shoots him a threatening look but says not a word.

“Bradshaw,” Jake says, narrowing his eyes as he glances between you and Bradley pointedly. “Keep your hands to yourself.”

Bradley solutes him with a nod and a smirk and then says, “You have yourself a good night, Seresin.”

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