I'LL NEVER SHUT UP ABOUT THIS
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trying to entertain fuuka while everyone else climbs tartarus
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mob’s hobbies include
being kind to all of god’s creatures on planet earth
lying to his brother
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Prompt 261
“So is no one going to talk about the eldritch space child or…”
“I mean, do you want to get between a child and Batman? I think the only one who could even get close right now is Superman…”
“No you’re right, I think- oh my god the eldritch space child is playing with batman’s bat-ears and he’s not doing anything about it what the fuck I thought only Robins could get away with that-”
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Let your big brother explore your body, little one. If I don’t show you how else are you gonna learn how your body works? Yes, this totally normal, siblings play doctor all the time! Pshhh, just let me touch you down there. I promise it’ll feel real good.
Aren‘t you glad that your big bro shows you this stuff? You really should be! I’m doing this out of the kindness of my heart after all. Yeah? You like it when I rub your private parts? Let me hear how good it feels having my hands all over your body. Fuck yes, moan for your big bro, baby.
Oh no! Look, you made a mess all over my hand! Clean it up, little one. Yes, just like that, suck off my fingers. This is why you’re my favorite sibling, always following my directions so well. But now it’s my turn, it’s only fair you make your big bro feel good after I’ve done all this for you!
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regulus: i absolutely smashed that autism test
sirius: ...
james: i think you should look into that-
regulus: nonsense. i simply am not physically capable of failing. nothing more.
remus: yeah, same
sirius: ...
james, whispering to sirius: gotta love our autistic boyfriends <3
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